/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love my calfie daughter

What is wrong with lolicons lmao like just be normal bro

Lumi Loomsday soon!

will Lumi make up for all of the days of singing march she missed?

This thread will be good

Jelly is...

*makes pcg mad*

I will make the thread good by posting this clip of Phase fren, yellow cat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pTFFtcAq4X8

Phasers are the best livers.

>>71819065
*cums*

I want to take ecstasy with Hime and Airi.

I love Shiina!

>>71819065
Why is this general so obsessed with her?

>>71819065

>>71819065

>>71819040
Very awatistic

>>71819100
inside liker*

Surely this thread will be better! Just use your happy faces team!

Lumi time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2MYn5T3no8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2MYn5T3no8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2MYn5T3no8

>>71819118
her fans are not only brown but also avatarfags, they are really annoying

>>71819154

>>71819118
It’s a falseflagger. Runatics are too busy being normies at work right now

>>71819177
But enough about fagknights.

>>71819040
Going to become a sad wagie in a middling department of an unimportant branch of a minor company and wish she'd not be surrounded by repugnant SEA "males".

>>71819162
I still don't trust I don't feel like I'm in good company anymore.

>>71819118
She's the best new Phase talent since Lumi joined.

Does Pico have a dark theme?

>>71819160
Happy face

>>71819224
>become a sad wagie
she is already, right NOW, doing what she loves for a living at international rates in a very low cost of living country
jelly is fine

>>71819177
Let us know when Phase Friend Legal Mindset and the guy who put Pippa on the map Gator are streaming.

>>71819177
this except pankoniggers.

Why do the girls keep doing #shorts streams if it's also a pain in the ass for them to stream that way?

It's time

>>71819232
On average it takes about 19 months for people to forgive a Phaser and The Event lies further in the past.

Ritual post for your oshi to only do vertical streams

>>71819304
shorts are promoted using a different algo, if you do shorts you can grow faster

>>71819290
>>71819291
Why are /lig/gers like this?

>>71819304
youtube pushes it in the algo

>>71819118
Third worlders have never seen a white woman in person so they hold them up as mythical beings like elves

>>71819304
Muyu gained like 3k subs from one shorts stream
Hina and Runie gained around a k

I like all Phasers except the Euro ones.

3Dmi

>>71819040

3D boobs HUH

>>71819304
The format is unironically good for karaoke, I can just keep a separate window on the side and I won't miss any detail that is not the vtuber model.

Is hina the biggest grifter in phase connect?

> Celebrating 22.2k
> Celebrating 1 month after her birthday
> Adding a steam sale to her celebration stream after dizzy did one last night

OK guys. I've been coming to the general every day for the past 47 weeks so that basically makes me an oldfag. I deserve a ritualpost but I don't know what to spam the thread with. Spoonfeed me ideas that would annoy you the most.

Lumi news: it is time for fertilization

>>71819390
>my hand is tired I'm putting it down now
you saved for a solid 3 seconds lardmi

Lumi right now.

>>71818910
Live now and she´s 3d too!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2MYn5T3no8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2MYn5T3no8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2MYn5T3no8

3D Trust hour?!?!

3D Lumi is a little uncanny but I like her fingers.

>>71819448
waved*

>>71819405
what a bitch
i hope that serenading shit means another karaoke

Lumi knows exactly what shes doing (actually she doesn't because shes mentally 14)

>>71819448
>saved

>>71819304
Every time youtube makes a new feature, they boost it's algorithmic benefit by about 5000 times more than it should be to encourage people to use it. Eventually someone breaks it and gets more benefit than they were intended to, so they kneecap it to make it worthless. Rinse and repeat.

this lumi is cute i would like to hold her hands

Lumi about to snap her neck

Menace lost.

>>71819304
it’s easier to target kids :3

>>71819405
20k is a good milestone to celebrate.

>>71819405
Can you milk a bird?

...she sounds even whiter in 3D.
I'm feeling the urge to play water polo.
I haven't swam in something that wasn't a forest lake in decades.

Who is Runie's favorite One Piece girl?

>>71819518
I have to post on mobile while at work...

>>71819517
>Mentally 14
Part time. It's her job to be 14.

>>71819405
you are just jealous of my wifes capitalism skills because under communism she couldnt have tits this big

>>71819304
Hina does her best!

>>71819616
Yamato, probably Robin

>>71819619
I figured, that is why there was no panko with my post.
(I am also phone posting rn)

>>71819628
>>71819517
All women are mentally 14 some are just edgy about it.

>>71819118
It's like the watameito/sheeposter case all over again.

>That BGM
>Lets go climb in some nice rocks...
Ummm

>>71819544
They're very cold from the frostbite

a smile you can trust

I think Lumi is going to kill me...

>>71819693
Poor cope. Get out.

>>71819616
I don’t know

>>71819405
She said her favorite number is 2.
She got to 2.2k before debut and she won't reach 222.2k any time soon so 22.2k is the only way.

>ywn commit terrorism with your ride or die wife kaneko
jdimsa

>>71819405
If anything, she's not grifting enough

>3D
>sits the entire time
Gumis your /fit/stacy ubermensch Oshi???

>>71819304
bbs care to explain

>>71819741
No, she already killed someone else. Why do you think she is digging a hole in the woods?

>Wow, wow..

>>71819405
She's not grifting enough tho, I still need more streams.

>>71819405

>>71819642
based

>>71819752
Why are you seething?

>>71819785
its because the ceiling is so low she can't stand up (too tall)

Phase Friend Eepy is playing Cavern of Dreams
Looks cute
https://www.twitch.tv/sleepy_project

I thought tenma's last stream before vacation was yesterday

>>71819789
rip Amber Glow

I'm still mad Runie's retarded chat made her switch back to normal for DMC3. People watch vtubers play games to see them react to the crazy shit that happens in them, not to see them get stuck and die over and over at the same fight for hours.

Lumi is dangerous in 3D. I don't think I've look at her face once so far in this stream.

>>71819851
____________________________________________________________________________________________trust?

>Lumi is streaming
>its happening again

is hina finally finding her groove as a streamer?

>>71819877
wrong

>>71819881
Died today.

>>71819840
It was, super seiso idol Maemi is taking over now

what posture is this called

>>71819789
Multiple people have called her 33

What do you guys think of the skit streams?

Feef commissioned the model did I hear that right? As in the femboy?

>>71819936
shrimp posture

>>71819931
>seiso idol
I wonder how long that will last..

>>71819877
Runie is a tryhard and I like seeing her try

>>71819827
Why are you mentally 12?

>>71819961
yes

>>71819931
I'm so excited to see what how she does this.
Her climbing game while trying to be seiso will be great

>>71819902
She feels way less stiff now. Been that way for like a month now.
She's very sweet and I don't think it's kayfabe.

>>71819958
They're great and unironically showcase how good her creativity and talent is.

>>71819936
Rapebait posture

>>71819936
this probably isn't tracking her real posture but if it is, thats grim

>>71819987
Concession accepted.

>>71819877
18 more hours of trying to kill kalameet soon(tm) anon!

>>71819958
I like them

>>71819877
But she's not doing totally awful and it's nice to see her get excited when she progresses.

>>71819936
imminent rape

wemi's anime expert arc is fucking wild. did i do this by always bringing it up?

>>71819877
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O5o69vWydJw

>>71819893
Just dont lmao

wemi cute so cute

>>71820015
>>71820076
yeah by me

>>71820003
That's nice of him.
Thought he was more a Ringodachi though.

Which Phase girl has the best armpits?

>>71819851
Serafi from V&U is essentially out already too they're just not announcing it yet officially and locked her out of all accounts while trying to fuck her over with bills

>>71820049
Spippa my beloved....

>>71819958
Some of my favorite streams in all of v-chuubing.

Hoochie mama I love Runie!

GUMIS GET OUT OF THE HOLE

god lumi is so fucking cute

>>71820184
its my hole

I love this Panda

>>71820165
The angel? Small corpo chuubas are dropping like flies man

>>71820184
This hole was made for me.

>>71819961
https://twitter.com/FeefCh/status/1765488068113371378

>>71819616
Perona? I don't think she's said exactly which female she likes the most. She talks about Vivi, Robin, and the deep lore Crocodile a lot. She sometimes talks about Boa too but I'm pretty sure she's gone on a tangent about how Robin is better.

I’ve done a lot of retard shit in my life but at least I’m not a stoner

>squeak.mp3
I'm mad in love with her

is this where she burries all the vtubers she "graduates"?

Stop trusting Lumi

lumi's chat is horny today, I actually like her youtube chat more desu

>>71820307
Nobody ever trusted her to begin with

>>71820336
Speak for yourself. I trust her with my life.

>>71820307
youtube streaming + 3d giving me unprecedented levels of trust...

>>71820331
She’s harder on YT chat which is for the better. She treats her Twitch chat like she’s running a daycare for autists

>based on her actual proportions

>>71820336
i would die for her

>>71819118
Runie is cute! Cute!

I get an uncontrollable erection when Lumi gets mad.

no worries, I'm just tired haha... gonna sit here for a second

>>71820331
3D boobs

>>71820307
>Gumi has never seen Lumi.
>Tells her her model is too lean
>"THESE AE MY REAL ARMS, MY REAL MEASUREMENTS!"
Sure. You trust that guy.

>>71820373
she can actually banter with twitch chat, youtube chat always brings out the kids and coomers

how hard could lumi hit me with that spade?

>>71820381
Do you trust?

Sakana really needs to invest into 3D models already

>>71820307
Never did

>>71820418
Room for one more?

RIP Pissbandit

I unironically love when they shill the coffee. They should do it more often.
Eimi still refuses to do it for some reason which is a shame.

>>71820482
sure man

>Lumi makes lizard noises
>I'm not a skinwalker!!!
Lmao.

>>71820499
Kevin, please.

I want Clara and Yuu to kiss

>>71820262
Crack heads are more respectable cause they rise and grind stealing copper wire and car parts to get their fix. .

Lumi is just straight up murdering someone on stream right now

>>71820431
Not hard enough to do permanent damage but hard enough to make a mark to show that she loves you and wants everyone else to know

>>71820236
Ye the Angel. I liked her wine aunt persona but she seemed (IMHO justifiably) distraught at having a new gen announced like 5 weeks after her debut and that likely deteriorated things a ton.

>>71820307
Shiina and Dizzy added to the trust levels when they metup for the storage facility

>>71820568
Giwtwm

>>71820568
No she isn't, it's a safe medical procedure.

>>71820307
It's too late.

>>71820262
Stop skin walking him.

>>71820331
her yt chat is better at banter, her twitch chat is a bunch of unfunny simps afraid of saying something that'll get on her bad side
it used to be the exact opposite

>>71820540
buy it

>Lumis arm cliping through her huge tits constantly
Kek flatty.

>>71820448
He really should. It's at the point where lumi and michiru just made their own.

>Waste of a perfectly good hole
Hm

>>71820651
I love my wife's 28c tits!

>>71820616
Circumcision by Lumi

Wait that song…

>>71820683
Yeah I have seen them

>>71820651
Yes, but also real tits are squishy and 3d model tits arent.

well, /pcg/? do you daydream vast narratives where you self-insert into the setting of animes you watch?

>>71820568
No she's just curing his headache.

>>71820499
Especially after a lot of them said it taste bad.

Ahhhhh I just came home. I was too late for her stream

>>71820718
No. I have my own original settings.

>>71820739
is it cheating to have different husbandos in different settings?

>>71820739
Based. Same.

>>71820718
i tend to overthink what i'd do or how i'd rewrite the story if i find the plot dumb

Yeah, mine is really large and I need lumi to make it small

>woah that's really big, that's really large

>>71820786
I do this too...

>>71820810
That's a big chainsaw.

Lumi should become an unironic whore tuber

>>71820827
4u

>>71820827
>>71820827
>>71820827
>>71820827

>>71819405
>>71819581
>>71819760
>> Celebrating 22.2k
Yeah, Hina's number is 2, just like Pippa's is 3. That's why Hina's birthday was 2/22.

>>71820661
>>71820448
>>71819961
>>71820141
This means fish has given up or been worn down.
Previously the line was "we're keeping 3D on the back burner until it can be done up to standard in close cooperation with management".
I guess he/the girls realized that that wasn't happening anytime before the attainment of viable fusion.
Fish really needs someone who can into actual media promotion.

>3D Lumi

>>71820843
"become"?

>>71820857
are you retarded?

>>71820853
shes such a dork

>>71820718
>animes

>>71820165
Sad I liked her because she likes tributes sadly she won't get into phase doing that.

>>71820843
No thanks.

>>71820915
What part do you take issue with?
I genuinely don't understand why nu4chan has this unwarranted hostility.

>>71820946
japanese on-ee-mays

post the 3d model tard soundpost

>>71820950
That's kind of based.

>>71820843
You want jidf. Go on, out.

>>71821022
All my favorite Idol whores are turning over a new leaf though

Rest in piss, Bandit.

>>71820647
I keep not buying the Phase coffee but he isn't crying, what do I do?!

>>71821072
Please murder me mommy

>>71820843
She's basically a twitch thot masquerading as a vtuber already so it's only a matter of time.

God I want a smoke so bad right now. I forgot to buy some earlier.
Where is jelly when you need her? That girl always got some.

UUUUUUUUUUUUU I ALREADY MISS WEMI

>>71820843
lumi should become my personal whore (wife)

This was fun
I like Lumi

15min

I think Lumi should have had a toggle where she was covered in blood haha that'd be pretty funny lol

Lumi...

>>71821184
Until lunch time?

>Lumi raided Remi
Fucking retard

>under an hour
>no singing march again
I still love lumi.

RATE THE LOOM
RATE THE 3D
RATE THE MURDEROUS INTENT
RATE THE STREAM

>Lumi waids Wemi at end of stream
>still get Waid song
how evil

>>71821207
This, but cum

Lumi is forcing this child to continue streaming

>>71821228
perfect wife material/10

>throws chat in a well
>sets chat up as cult sacrifice
>literally murders a chatter live on stream
Gumis wtf

wtf i want my oshi to murder me in the forest too
lucky bastards

Remember when Lumi said nigger

>>71821112
Too late anon, Runie killed him last week so you won't be able to make him cry.

>>71821228
Lumi and I should bury our enemies together

>>71821228
WHY DID SHE KILL THAT GUY, IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME, NOT HIM

>>71821272
it was degree

Runie is fat and black.

>>71821269
This but I overpower Pippa and fuck her brains out. She can stab me to death after idgaf.

>>71821228
Cinema/10
A shame that that one guy got killed by a bear. Can't be helped.

>RATE THE LOOM
Trust.
>RATE THE STREAM
Great.

>>71821264
She is cute so it's okay

>>71821228
Awkward, short, ill-planned and raided Wemi just as she was finishing.
These girls need to coordinate with each other better.

Loved it.

Hina the adorable tard!

>>71821228
Love 3D Loombi

>>71821211
yes, my lunch time.

>>71821326
>literally mouthbreathing

the fucking tyrant (mom) forced me too perform slave labour (loading the dishwasher) so I missed Lumi's stream.

>>71821301
You know what? Runie has proved herself to be such a good streamer she is the one I'll allow. As long as we see that ass quake like nyaru.

>>71821228
nobody does it like Lumi, she's the best

>>71821228
Uuuuuuuuuuu/3D

Lumi turned the stream back on at twitch
https://www.twitch.tv/lumituber

>>71821297
She called herself the n-word for getting that degree.

Anon is brown and Indonesian

Jelly is cute

I think Pippa should phase out and marry me

https://twitter.com/Kaneko_Lumi/status/1770145738724643059

>>71821228
that nigga dead/10

>>71821264
Hina does it as well, she sacrifices the souls of the boirds

>>71821434
This, but with me instead.

>>71821297
Pretty sure it was “fucking nigger”

>>71821404
Why

>>71821357
I load the dishwasher every night at 1:15 AM so there's ample dishes and the next person can take what they need or put them away. That way it's always done and dry in time and there's enough buildup to be worth it but not enough to be a distraction.
Try doing that. It's a vastly preferable schedule.

Honestly, Wemi shou

>>71821438
Oh, is that what happened!

UUUUUUUUUUUUU I ALREADY MISS WEMI AGAIN

>>71821228
great stream but she still skipped out on Singing March so I'm going to have to lower my rating
6/10

>>71821228
Lumi's shitpost rp streams are always a treat.
Great/10

>>71821507
A-anon?

RATE THE NEPHILIM
RATE THE NORMALFAGS
RATE THE OPINIONS
RATE THE DELUSIONS
RATE THE FUCKING RAID
RATE THE SUPREMACY

Nice singing March Gumis lmao

>>71821357
I have never seen a dishwasher in my entire life and I still believe it's just one of those funny american memes that don't actually exist

>>71821404
why would Sora allow this?

>>71821462
Why are you underage?

>>71821264
It's great, right?

>>71821545
What do you mean, anon? Women are everywhere?

>>71821588
https://files.catbox.moe/hgilgu.mp4
EXPLAIN THIS

>>71821534
Cute genius wemi/10
Good luck with your exams. Lemon woman extorting a wemi waid song at the very end was ice cold.

Anon, could you please have a seat? We'd like to discuss some matters concerning Kaneko Lumi, we feel our list is incomplete.
You mentioned something about a bear?

Wemi too cute and perfect and has based taste and I'm going to miss her uuuuuuuu.
One day I'll have the courage to talk in her chat... it's been 18 months since I found her but she's so cute and loving that I still don't have the courage...

>>71821534
wemiko cute

>>71821670
do it. She will ignore you anyways

>>71821545
What country is this?
How do you have computer access but have never seen a dishwasher?

>>71821670
I just roll up into any chat and just talk
Yeah I'm a capipi I'm a beast

>>71821534
Incredibly based/10

For some reason Phase girls have good taste in anime and cartoons. Whenever you watch a stream they talk about it they know their shit and they dunk on FoM shit while recommending actual kino. This leads me to believe that Sakuna recruits on anime tastes exclusively.

>>71821668
>3rd degree hecky wecky
It's over for her

>>71821670
>spoiler
I understand because I have to listen to her streams at work.

>>71821713
based my oshi always ignore my chats thats how you know

>>71821264
Kill Chat. Behead Chat. Roundhouse kick a Chatter into the concrete.

>>71821639
Maybe if you watched the stream you'd get the context. She's calling herself that for going after that degree.

Why is Lumi so easy to rape?

TENMA

>>71821713
I can't tell if those have ever been sold here but I would assume people thought there is no point in wasting money on something that you can do yourself for free in like 10 mins and companies just stopped selling them altogether.

>>71821778

>>71821872
Why is she an idol now?

>>71821864
It's not rape if there's an orgasm.

>>71821228
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu i miss loomi

>>71821798
I wish she’d call me that

>>71821910
She's trying to cultivate a female audience so she can get sponsored to play her disgusting femcoomer gacha

>>71821864
False premise

>>71821713
simply say nyo to dishwashers

>>71821910
She wants to attract more female viewers so she can get a sponsorship for a game she adores.

Is Tenma playing stray for the first time?

>>71821927
Why are you 16?

>>71821713
Probably somewhere in southeast asia.

>tenma cat ears
oh nyo...

>>71821785
Slam dunk a chatter baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy chatters. Defecate in a chatters food. Launch chatters into the sun. Stir fry chatters in a wok. Toss chatters into active volcanoes. Urinate into a chatters gas tank. Judo throw chatters into a wood chipper. Twist chatters heads off. Report chatters to the IRS. Karate chop chatters in half. Curb stomp pregnant chatters. Trap chatters in quicksand. Crush chatters in the trash compactor. Liquefy chatters in a vat of acid. Eat chatters. Dissect chatters. Exterminate chatters in the gas chamber. Stomp chatter skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate chatters in the oven. Lobotomize chatters. Mandatory abortions for chatters. Grind chatter fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown chatters in fried chicken grease. Vaporize chatters with a ray gun. Kick old chatters down the stairs. Feed chatters to alligators. Slice chatters with a katana.

BEANS NIGGA?!? BEANS!!

>>71821545
You still have to clean them off, it just sanitizes them.

>>71821951
>>71821977
That works? Well, good luck to her. I wanna see how cute she can be now

I give it 5min for maemi to lose her shit.

>>71821951
>>71821977
Based coomerette

>>71821864
she will guilt trap you into marriage

>>71822074
TENMA GOT BEANS?!

>>71822115
yeah, me

My cat wife is so cute.

The fuck happened to Tenma? She hit her head or something?

Why do Tenma's hands have dick palms?

WE WANT BEANS
WE WANT BEANS
WE WANT BEANS

>>71822164
To frottage you.

>>71821701
Wemi is always pretty good at responding to her chat though

>>71822164
>that one capipi insisting they're dicks
Buy the socks.

>>71822172
I just bought a dozen cans of chickpeas
how should I cook them?

>an hour and bump limited again
Please post slower onegai.

>>71821778
ive been in wemis chat for like a year and she has always read my messages

>>71822235
Make some roasted garlic hummus or something.

ロキ様をとても愛しています、それだけです
my oshi still using SAI2 because it's cheap and simple is cute

>>71822162
https://twitter.com/tenmamaemi/status/1769830774591594727
Tenma isn't streaming?

>>71822237
/pcg/ will grow larger

The cat meta is getting out of paw

Tenma cute.

Tenma is bad.

>>71822275
/pcg/ dedicated board by 2025

Tenma.

>>71822329
Spooky.

>>71822323
Maemi

Tenma is touching me, Help!

>>71822308
NO!
ONE THREAD!
Just expand bump limit to like 5000 posts or some shit

Tenma headpats

>>71822365
I like her gentle stroking

>>71822365
Shhh. Just let it happen.

>>71822282
>>71822289
>>71822323
Can you repeat the question?

>>71822382
that would just make arguments go on forever

tenma scares me when she's being cute for some reason...

I don't like this Tenma.

TENMA IS GONE STOP TALKING ABOUT HER
go watch maemi though

>>71822382
That would blow up the phones of so many third worlders.

I can't believe that Tenma is cute

>>71822440
We should implement this now
>>71822413
True

real gaming time

>>71822456
Always has been.

>>71822456
Tenma has always been cute. She's just always been a gremlin too so sometimes you forget that she's cute.

>>71822413
No, because >>71822440

>>71821228
It was fun/10

>>71822554
Put 'em up! Put up your dukes!

Can’t believe I’m missing Tenma kino…

>>71822554
cute

I'm just gonna set up an autoclicker to spam hearts.

>>71822573

i havent actually seen anyone finish stray, people reach the first town area and just stop playing

>>71820719
Gumis coping

>>71822700
Neither have I, but that's probably because I've never watched anyone stream it.

Does Tenma know there are mods to change the cat's fur coloration?

Why are you missing Maemi kino right now?

>>71822717
Cs aren't As senpai

>>71822727
NOOOOOOOO
NO NO NO WHAT THE FUCK COME BACK BRO

>>71822795
She is not my oshi

>>71822839

>>71822850
I also don't care about the cat game

>>71822795
I’m outside

>>71822903
And?

>>71822922
No sound

>>71822950
Play it on speakers. You're already on 4chan in public what is there to lose.

>>71822795
I don't like her. Her weird russian like accent filters me pretty hard

>>71823014
The accent is a lot more calmed down then a few years ago.

>>71822998
My virginity.