/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Gura cute Gura cute!

Reposting in new thread because I want you all to know the pain of never getting to hear gura giggle in her sleep

https://youtu.be/-CMJ1T7qCm8?t=59

Hey! I'm in love with this shark!

>>7146159

Gura is hungry!

>>7146132
Depends on what you mean by gift. A letter, card, or board is considered a present or a gift. It's the other physical items that are a no-go. Stuffed animals, tchotchkes, and stuff like that aren't allowed. Mine was borderline because it was kind of a combination of card and board, so I hope they accepted it. Hopefully Jenma judged it acceptable by their standards.

Could you guys please stop making me horny as fuck with the OP images every single thread?

>>7146514
You will continue to edge until Gura eventually streams again in a few days

>>7146480
I meant packages as in through amazon or another retailer. Anything letter sized is probably fine.

>>7146406
I want to to touch that lil dangly thing that swing in the back of her throat

>>7146544
It's too hard...

Gura cute

>>7146259
Gills!
Sharkpits!
Sharkpits & Gills!

Has Gura ever said I love you unironically to her shrimps before? Like in a serious way?

>>7146628
Uohhhhhhhhh! !! !! Shark erotic !!!!!! Shark's armpits and gills !!!!!! Erotic …

>>7146406
Greedy shark! I just fed her an hour ago!

>>7146712
I feel like she’s said it once, maybe in a member stream.

Will she ever get a new rigger? It’s embarrassing how inexpressive it is compared to some of the JPs, look at Polka for instance. Her hair jostles, her eyes and mouth have subtle movements to reflect her facial expressions. Gura deserves better honestly.

https://streamable.com/bq86z2

>>7146734
It's not my fault her ribs and armpits are so tickleable

>>7146159
UUUOOOOOOHHHH

>>7146809
>It’s embarrassing how inexpressive it is compared to some of the JPs
It's worse than a lot of indies too. Cover doesn't care and I don't expect anything to get fixed.

>>7146809
probably not, no. they're incompetent from top to bottom and they don't care. to an extent i hope she leaves and i can still support her as a fan afterward.

Boo!

>>7144701
Because it's mostly unnecessary. The only thing it would improve is saving on shipping costs, which you front to get there and then they reship in bulk. I might even argue that it could cause more edge-case issues when a fan sends to their closest office instead of their oshi's office. Arguably it gives the managers an office space while remaining in a reasonable time-zone for the talents but that goes out the window when you remember the geography of EN. Mori's in the east, Kiara's in europe, and trinity is spread across NA. You *could* split the EN manager teams into Western and Eastern but that brings its own issues.
Off collabs would still cost a flight for pretty much all of the EN crew.

TL;DR the expense of the office space would be more than any hassle it may resolve.

Maybe wait until EN expands enough, it might justify an office space with an in-house studio and enough desks to house all of the management teams.

kitty

>>7146809
I know they want to give themselves bigger bonuses, but they should spare enough funds for high quality Live2D and 3D models. It will pay off in the long run, anyway.

rigger love!

How well would Gura do as the head of mafioso family?

when will someone make a glaze waterfall picture...

fuck tacobell, i want krispy kreme donuts from the hot light

God, I get so sickened whenever Gura talks on stream about the filthy way she lives and her disgusting habits.

She is probably at the very least chubby, maybe even fat, and no doubt smells awful most of the time.

How the fuck can one person be such a nasty slob? And even the vile shit she admits to on stream isn't anywhere near the worst of it, since she compulsively filters herself, and says only Ame knows close to how weird she really is.

I'm convinced she's the nastiest, stinkiest, most unhygienic cunt in all of vtubing. Literally.

>>7147926
Gura could not sanction a single whack.

>>7148039
God, that's hot.

>>7148039
Please stop, my boner is killing me.

>>7148039
SEX

>>7148039
UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH GURA IS MORE OF A SLOB THAN I AM

>>7148039
Imagine forcefully washing chubby Gura.

>>7148039
Good thing she's already married to us, so she doesn't have to worry about letting herself go.

>>7147926
Gura is simply the Doppio to Gawr's Diavolo.

>>7148106
My wife is so incredibly cute!

>>7148039
gura needs to be spitroasted over a fire

>>7148106
You fuckers would cringe and walk the other way if you ever met her. Disgusting cunts like that are never touched even by the most desperate. This is why Gura is also so sexuall repressed that she makes so many dirty jokes and references - she can't help herself. She has literally no realistic outlet besides probably a grotesque oversized whalecock vibe that has to be revved up and powered by a fucking diesel engine to adequately stimulate her gaping stench cave.

Gura is probably so deprived, she's fingerblasting herself with her pizza grease slathered hands during streams whenever she talks about dumb sexual memes.

Grossest kind of woman, that nobody wants.

>>7148314
She's just like me...

For how many days in a row does she wear the same panties?

>>7148314
>that nobody wants.
I want her. Everyone has flaws. I can deal with all the things you listed, they're not a big deal to me.

>>7148314
Anon, remember this day as the day that you helped another anon cum.

Thanks.

>>7148314
ERP stream when?

I want to change her pamper

>>7148039
so fucking hot, time to fill up my jar

>>7148314
LOL anon, if you were horny, all you had to do was ask for cunnyposting

>>7148392
NOT ENOUGH

>>7148039
holy shit that's hot

>>7148502
save yourself for when Gura comes back, resist!

>>7148314
Shit, this is awesome, keep going!

>>7148314
PLEASE KEEP POSTING

>Check Ame thread
>Fucking shithole joke of a tread as usual
>Check /ggg/
>cunny posting chads
God I wish my fellow teamates would stop bitching 24/7 God bless the based cunnybuds.

>>7148314
The fact that this is so inaccurate makes it hotter.

>>7148039
Thats some next level Teamate cope damn dude......

Also thats hot I want Gura's stinky cunt in my face,

I want Gura to use my face as a chair.

>>7148314
If your post was suppose to make me horny for Gura more, you've succeeded.

>>7148707
gura is not this thicc

shark tummy

>>7148751
For you

>>7148707
Same

>>7148751
I don't care, I want her to sit on my face anon. I want to be tongue deep inside her and lick every part of her body.

>>7148764

>>7148805
Tongue in gills?

>no new likes
jesas gura’s computer must have kicked the bucket

>>7148835
Tongue in everything. Tongue in gills. Tongue in mouth. Tongue in cunny. Tongue in asshole.

>>7148876
her psu caked from the large amounts of dust and cigarette smoke residue in her room

>>7148314
i want

>>7148962
Oh no. I guess she'll have to blow cloves in my face and call me a dirty shrimp.

>somebody worked hard on that bait up there
>all they got for it was hornyposting
kek

>>7149100
What bait? That's a hornypost.

>>7149100
At least that bait took a slight bit of effort and was entertaining.

>>7148039
>God, I get so sickened whenever Gura talks on stream about the filthy way she lives and her disgusting habits.

>She is probably at the very least chubby, maybe even fat, and no doubt smells awful most of the time.

>How the fuck can one person be such a nasty slob? And even the vile shit she admits to on stream isn't anywhere near the worst of it, since she compulsively filters herself, and says only Ame knows close to how weird she really is.

>I'm convinced she's the nastiest, stinkiest, most unhygienic cunt in all of vtubing. Literally.

>>7148039
She seems like the kind of girl that would get overly attached to someone if they make her happy. I love it, I want it, I need to make her happy.

>>7148707
Her roommate is actually a slight bit thicker than that in the fat hips. Still no tits though.

Hoping to see signs of life tomorrow

>>7149412
Gura's computer slipped and died in the bath

>>7148624
She has me at full mast the entire time she uses the couch scene.

>>7148314
t. self loathing Gura

>>7149482
chumbuds will get horny no matter what Gura does I guess

>>7149581
her voice is that good

Hey does my cat look okay to you guys?

Absolutely NO normal bitch has a foot fetish, much less getting off on smells and forcing herself to cringe, as she says she does. Gura is a fucked up weird as it gets, and is clearly just barely being held back by massive amounts of self filtering spurred by threats from her management.

>>7149581
We're heart horny for her all the time.

>>7149629
Bro stop i can only get so erect

>>7149629
>forcing herself to cringe
What?

Gura squirts in her pantsu and continues to wear them during the day

>>7149408
She does get overly attached, yes, but she has a toxic obsession with being insulted and talked down to, and degrading herself.

She was bullied as a child and it turned into a sexual need to be treated badly. That's why she can't make relationships work and sucks at relationship advice. She sabotages anything good that comes along because the only decent guy she got with wanted to treat her well, but she broke him by wanting to constantly be degraded, and not appreciating his decency.

It's funny, they were brought together by being failed voice actors, and they were torn apart because they couldn't even fake each others preferences. Not that it wasn't doomed anyway from being long distance.

>>7149100
I don't think that was bait but honestly responding with cunny and hornyposting is probably the best response to bait

>washing Gura's dishes
>doing Gura's laundry
>cleaning Gura's home
>cooking Gura's meals
>changing Gura's sheets

>>7149787
She enjoys watching and listening to things that make her uncomfortable. She's talked about it a few times in the past when discussing ASMR and mukbang

>>7149809
Now that's just unrealistic, you know she doesn't wear any

>>7149912
>washing dishes
>doing laundry
>cleaning home
>cooking meals
>changing sheets
god i wish that were me

>>7149880
>She does get overly attached, yes, but she has a toxic obsession with being insulted and talked down to, and degrading herself.
I'm glad she found so many like-minded people with chat and Ame

she lives

>>7149412
Oh nice I got my wish today

Retweets!

Fucking finally...

>>7150158
SHE IS ALIVE

>>7150209
>gura's tail is bigger than gawr's
what does it mean

>>7149912
>Done with your chores for Gura, you find her laying on her stomach on her bed, lazily browsing memes on her laptop
>she glances up at you briefly, disinterestedly, then looks back to her laptop and tugs at the oversized t-shirt she's wearing, pulling the collar back up from where it was slipping down
>without a word, she turns on some music and connects some earbuds to her laptop, pops them in her ears
>she then lays her face sideways on the bed, closes her eyes, and slowly lifts her ass up, revealing she has nothing on under the giant t-shirt.
>her tail lifts and lays curved against her back as you approach her from behind
>you can already smell that she's ready
>you begin your last chore of the day

>>7149629
>successfully kicks her caffeine habit.
>her body's caffeine tolerance gradually disappears.
>feeling tired, she finally allows herself one monster in preparation for a members stream.
>the caffeine spikes her libido like crazy.
>manager is asleep.
>"Ch-chat... what are you wearing?"

That’s the most retweets she’s done in a whole week

>>7149880
Ok first stop crossing the line, this is still a Gura thread. Second, I love teasing people and I love her. She just lacked confidence in herself, going by how she would talk about herself the first few months after debut. She literally needs someone to caress her and tell her how much she means to them, and god I want that to be me.

Is this the UOOOOOOH general?

>>7150477
No, this is the UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH general.

>>7150477
cunny global isn't up so... yeah

>>7150363
"Whew that was a lot of work. Time to reward myself by going back to being a lazy uncaring piece of shit who overeats candy and consumes enough caffeine to kill a horse, while ignoring fans and never taking the five minutes to prepare for any stream, then coming up with the dumbest and vaguest excuses to ghost everyone for an entire week again so I can focus on playing games and being even lazier, if I bother to give any warning at all! But I'm cute, So it's okay teehee."

Guys, did she really have computer issues, or was it a depression wave hitting?

That’s a lot of words to say nothing at all

>>7150431
Too bad, that's Ame.

>>7150556
She's been having computer issues. Watch streams. Look at the community post.

>>7150556
She had talked previously about her computer shutting down but it had gotten worse

>>7150477
only if your UOOOOOOHs are related to Gura

I want to spear Gura and eat her flesh

>>7150592
more likely to be Mori these days. Bonebros forever

>>7150664
She did kill us in official art. Turnabout is fair play.

>>7148039
Go take your nap, Gura. You know we love you regardless of what you think makes you imperfect.

>>7149629
gura is probably into something really weird like vore or quicksand

Now you can ask someone to cosplay Gura for you

please hurry back gorbo, this thread is even worse now than the last break

>>7150727
Guarantee that someone will wear this to the conventions. Hopefully not a male chumbud

>>7150727
I would make my daughter wear this if I had one

>>7150711
Ok, but I'm gonna retwe>>7150711
et some foot fetish fanart first.

>>7150794
Great art! Gura has good taste

>>7150717
I thought it was tar pits
https://streamable.com/qdazuq

>>7150783
I'm gonna work out really hard and eat my fruits and vegetables and get ripped as shit so it will be really funny when I cosplay this

>>7148039
>Gura was the femanon that posted her pussy

IMAGINE

>>7150857
Really unlikely unless she's lying about bathing/showering constantly.

>>7150247

>>7149629
>Absolutely NO normal bitch has a foot fetish, much less getting off on smells
>woman and smells

Anon I think you might want to sit down….

>>7150885
Of course it's a lie. You really think a fat ugly girl who lives in filth piles surrounded by moldy used dishes takes the time to keep herself clean?

>>7150995
UUUUUOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH

>>7150703
Together, their IQ is unmatched.

>>7151064
I love how childlike they made her look in this

>>7150833
>really funny
Just admit you like crossdressing

>>7150247
>Fucking Gura to the beat
Sign me up!

>>7150729
sorry, idk why i'm so horny for her right now.

>>7151158
never apologize for horny

>>7151075
With Mori’s potential move it’s funny how out of all the ENs due to both their situations they’re the most likely to move in with each other at this point.

>>7151158
Never apologize for being horny for gura. Something is wrong with you if you don't love cunny

https://streamable.com/p8g3a1

>>7149880
Ogey rrat

Goorah~ I love you~

how would gura react if your penis was inside of her vagina

>>7152188
Confusion

>>7152188
squealing

>>7152308
Imagine the look on her face as you forcefully shove it in for the first time, all the way inside her innocent unsuspecting pussy

>>7152188
Badly because I have an almost 9 inch penis and she said 6 to 7 is uncomfortable. =*(
Having a big dick isnt always better bros...

>>7152188
I want to hear her breathing heavily and I would want to kiss her.

>>7152353
my dick is 1.5778 billion″ long, as long as the circumference of this bitch of an Earth

Why are you guys so horny?

>>7152694
Absence makes the heart grow fonder

Gura is on Ina's chat

>>7152800
What did she say?

>>7152694
We're already sexually frustrated by nature of being on /vt/, and our oshi is a teasing fucking brat that loves to frustrate us more than we already are. This is just how we cope.

I would kiss Gura bit not her rm, sorry

>>7150534
But she's cute so it's okay...

>>7152694
Why wouldn't I be aroused by the girl I love?

>>7152841
she said she hated you specifically

>>7152694
b-because anon was talking about her being messy and stinky and lazy...

>>7153112
SHE KNOWS MY NAME FUCK YES

>>7152841
Nothing hes lying.

>>7153141
Lucky fucker..

I have destroyed the soles of my boots by doing my reps every day. I am proud of this.

>>7153381
Gura run! The Ames dont have your best interests at heart! Poor innocent Gura. :(

>>7153548
Keep up those reps bud

Chumbuds, you worry too much. She’ll be just fine.

>>7153548
what reps are you doing in boots??

>>7153715
only if I save her first...

I like Gura too but a lot of you are sick in the head with your obsession. It's fucking gross.

>>7153961
If this is wrong then I don't wanna be right

Gura has fixed her PC. That means we're gonna see her schedule tomorrow!

>>7153961
I am completely obsessed and in love with her, and your words mean nothing to me

Luv me shork

>>7150247
But how will she nom into you from that angle, also do you have to bite back, I am not sure of shark etiquette here.

how would you react if during a stream gura turned to the camera, said your full name, gave out your address, and then read every number of your credit card and then started laughing

>>7146159
cunny :3

>>7154139
Stock up on drinks and snacks for chumbuds who come over for Gura watchalongs

>>7154268
thanks, bro.

>>7146406

>>7153983
>Gura has fixed her PC.
how do you know?

>>7154546
I'm her bf. Me.

>>7154572
yeah, me

>>7154139
I'd be really excited she knows my name.
I've had my credit card stolen like seven times, it's not a big deal. Only time it'll suck is if it's a debit card since you wont have access to the money for a bit.

>>7154546
I'm her husband

>>7154546
Why would she be liking and retweeting art if her PC wasn't fixed?

>>7154815
why is a good question, but the answer to "how" is "with her phone"

>>7154815
Why would you use your PC to browse twitter. Thats relegated for lying in bed or taking a shit

>>7154874
my image collection isn't on my fucking phone, and the only point of going there is to grab images

>>7154815
I like that she can tell us that everything is okay with cute pictures.

>>7153715
Yeah but I want her to be fine with me

>>7153924
>what reps are you doing in boots??
4 miles a day every day.

time to unwrap my present

>>7154572
>>7154583
>>7154640
All me

>>7155017
Excellent work bud

>>7153924
You cannot save gura

>>7155017
Yeah but like, why boots lol. Are you military?

>>7155293
Broke my leg ten years ago. Need the ankle support or the titanium plate starts to hurt.

>>7155027
t. me

>>7155318
jotting this down in chumbuds.txt

>>7153961
Well fucking excuuse me, I'm in love with a girl that doesn't know I exist, I cannot have a conversation with, that will never not see as part of the group, and I cant even get rejected by her. This is the only place I can really talk about how much I love her. She makes me happy and I don't publicly bother her, let me have this.

>>7153678
>>7155048
It's now time for push-ups, planks, and leg raises.

>>7155424
>publicly
How many creepy letters have you sent?

I used to speculate that gura actually had a dorsal fin, but nachomama didnt draw one besides the hoodie concept art...

>>7155531
Not a single one. I meant it as in not sending her SC/comments/tweets screaming about how much I want to marry her. But thanks for assuming its creepy, you sound like one of those people that assumes things are bad because its on 4chan.

>>7155631
Gura said she doesn't have one at least once before.

>>7155631
Imagine if it was flesh colored. Like a big ol' growth coming out of her back.

Post song you want to hear in the next karaoke
https://youtu.be/Egn_VNVKzI4

>>7155674
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ii7rtNaGlls

>>7155631
Does this count?

>>7155424
>>7155659
Don't listen to that faggot. I do my reps every day because I love Gura. I bust my ass to better my body and my mind for her sake and nobody's ever going to convince me it's a bad thing because I refuse to let it be a bad thing. You deal with those feelings however you have to chumbud.

>>7155674
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FfytM323ckw

>>7155017
Wouldn't doing that in boots really hurt your feet? If not, I'm jealous. I have decent shoes and my feet hurt so fucking much after a 8 hour+ shift that they go numb when I sit down.

>>7155721
it could work, but in the end its the same colouras the hoodie and not the tail's skin

>>7154139
welcome chumbuddies, sorry my place is not that big

how would gawr gura react to being fired from hololive?

>>7155834
Immediately reincarnate and call her managers retarded, then ghost everybody forever.

>>7155745
I had that problem at my previous job, 6-8 hours of running around on concrete picking up, setting down, and passing around retail stock multiple times a week toughens your feet up pretty fast. At this point I barely notice it.

>>7155674
https://youtu.be/UigzN-4JR14
I really want Gura to cover one of Utada Hikaru songs...

>>7155732
>Xenogears
Based bud.

>>7155674
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_CJAp1POD-g

>>7155731
Everyday? What reps do you do? I usually cant do any because of work, commute, then I have to sleep immediately if I want to watch Gura and not be half asleep at work the next day. Maybe I should learn to draw while Gura streams.

>>7155968
>What reps do you do?
4 miles walked/jogged/ran a day (depends on how hot it is), 30 push-ups, 30 leg raises, and 60 seconds worth of planks. I need to get myself a barbell so I can get back into curls, bench pressing, and proper squats. Right now I'm just working with bodyweight stuff.

I’m slacking on other reps today because it was bideo game rep time

>>7156180
video game reps count as long as it's a game of skill

>>7154139
1: block my card
2: sue cover and get money
3: send her superchat

>>7155674
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6SfLag6ktJc

>>7155674
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Edwsf-8F3sI

This is cute
https://files.catbox.moe/n2f0cz.mp4

Did Gura ever write down that we love her? What if she forgets?

Gura tomorrow, beleeb it

>>7157685
Bad things will happen tomorrow if this is not true.

>>7157753
Don't get your hopes up

Gura lied about her PC being broken as an excuse to have a 3 day off. You can't refute this.

>>7157833
Ah yes, lex luthor Gura mentions new parts a week ahead of time, her pc acting up days before, and changing her typing style just for an extra day off. All that when she could have just said she needed an extra day off and no one would have cared.

>>7157833
Guras PC is/was broken and she couldn't stream. You can't refute this

>>7157833
The flaw in this argument is that you think she needs to make an excuse when she wants 3 days off.

>>7157882
>and changing her typing style
proofs?

As Gura's bf I can confirm her PC is broken because we got too much cum in it during one of post-stream de-stressing sessions.

>>7157807
Then I'm going to spend all day doing a full sweeping clean-up of the house.

>>7157995
Just read what she wrote compared to any other members chat. It's pretty clear she was typing quickly because her pc was having problems and she wanted to explain the situation.

>>7157549
We just need to write it down here for her then.
Love you Gura.

>>7158115
Me too!

>>7157833
I can get behind laying groundwork for this weeks in advance for an asspull cause she wanted xtra time off cause that's the way lazy people operate, but she already mentioned having to take a few days for hololive stuff that she could've used as a much easier excuse for extra time off

>>7157833
>>7157882
She's truly Machiavelli reborn, that shark.

>>7148039
UOOOOOOOOOH

>>7157882
Never underestimate the effort lazy people will put into not having to do something

what would you do if lex luthor gura ended up being the truth and gura was actually completely put together IRL and just faking everything to manipulate us?

Someone made several gura's anti threads but don't get enough attention so he comes here directly
Who could it be?

>>7158297
I would probably unsubscribe

>>7158297
I'd probably start questioning reality and end up with some very severe trust issues

>>7158297
Fight for her when she goes for world domination.

>>7158353
He comes here because nobody posts in his bait threads.

so much barefoot art itt, very nice chums

>>7158297
They she would be far and away the best in the industry at kayfabe and would further cement her place on top

You're only with me in the back of my mind.

>>7146353
Damn. Definitely one of the best cute and funny Gura art pieces.

>>7158414
The only correct answer

>>7158297
One of HER old stream she talked about her social anxiety before. She needed to be lying since then to prove this point unless she's really lex luthor

>>7158633
Do you really think lex luthor wouldn't plan that far ahead?

>>7158451
BEEG Shark!

>>7158104
that's her normal typing style when she isn't adding errors

>>7158744
It’s actual
It’s factual
I’m a big ol shark

>>7158469
>not nopan
No.

>>7158786
Gura has such pretty eyes.

>>7158414
do shrimps make good evil henchmen?

>>7158353
a very sad teamate

>>7158297
Offer 40 cakes to my new overlord

>>7158828
Depends are we regular shrimps or can we go with mantis and bullet shrimps

>>7159031
Only shrimp officers get the good stuff. Get to making those fan works.

>>7158297
>>7158414
Bros, I'm starting to believe this rrat. It might have some serious evidence behind it: Do you guys remember when she (supposedly jokingly) said that she would go for "world domination"? I think that when she said that she was actually testing the waters to see if she had support for it, much in the same way that Gaius Julius Caesar did when he joked before a crowd in 44BC: "I am Caesar not Rex" after placing a diadem on his own statue. If that's true, then that would mean that Gura is actually a tactical genius, and actually really intends to take over the world.

>>7159148
I support her bid to ban pants.

>>7159131
I cant draw, can i pull day one seniority to advance in the ranks without actually putting the work?

>>7159195
Absolutely not.

>>7158297
Genuflect

>>7155674
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9YX0pO9qfM

I'd love to hear her sing this one. I also wonder if she's seen Steins;Gate.

Speaking of karaoke, what would the best way to recommend a song to her?

>>7159226
Well fuck

I wish I had drill sergeant Gura yelling at me to do my reps.

>>7159410
This isn't that.
https://streamable.com/oqyrv7

I miss her

>>7157833
it was very thoughtful of her to rig up those fake device connect/disconnect notification sounds. it really sold it.

>>7158786
no, this is beeg

>>7158824
She has my favorite eyes

>>7159566
Ah... Gura is so cute...

Gura surpasses all even the Olympics

>>7158828
>>7159031
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwJyrtCqP0A

broooooooos

I hope she's enjoying some nice mint chocolate chip ice cream right now

>>7160400
I fucking miss herrrrrrrrrrr

I hope she's getting lots of sleep and dreaming of playing games with the chumbuds.

>>7160678
I wonder what the third tub is... cookie dough, choco mint, ?????

>>7160751
Same

I WANT TO SUCK HER TAIL

Schedule soon.

>>7162167
dyrbi

>>7161210
If I had to make a bet it'd be this.
>>7162921
Yes.

So tell me, why do you like gura do much?

>>7162997
She is not only cute, but funny as well. A deadly combo.

>>7162997
She used her ghost powers to possess me and make me hers.

>>7162997
I know a person that has fought a monumental personal struggle when I see them. This girl is, without a doubt, the most inspirational woman I've ever seen in my life. The more I watched the more I realized how powerful her will is and I fell in love with her in a way I've never felt before.

>>7162997
>>7163069
Agreed, with both meanings of cute and funny.

I also love how she manages to be both sweet and caring as well as a dirty minded meme lord who loves to tease us.

You're in a desert with Gura. What would be your best course of action to survive?

>>7162997
she's nice

It was nice that she was active on twitter today!

>>7164224
Indeed it was.

>>7162997
I don't have any reason for why I like her, it just happens.

>>7162997
She seems like someone who could be a good friend

>>7162997
She is based. I mean that in every way of the word. She is true to herself, and she is a great person, whether she believes that or not. More than that, she is kind to us. I always feel better after seeing her. I also think she likes making us happy, and it would be silly to not like someone that wants you to be happy.

>>7162997
She's nice to us and tries really hard to make good content for us.
There are some subtleties of her personality that I like, too.

>>7165242
Ha. I always get a kick out of moronsexual Ame.

>>7162997
https://youtu.be/_vldG5PtM44?t=11641
After this "thank you", i falled in love agin

>>7162997
>Good at entertainment
>Lots of funny moments
>seems humble and not vain
>Is a cute anime girl who could exist in the real world.

>>7164040
Get out of the sun during the day and move at night. Also, drink all of her pee.

I'm pretty sure I can pinpoint the moment I really fell for Gura. It was when she suddenly remembered the fish paparazzi story with Papa Shark. Something about it was just so cute and genuine. It touched my heart and made me truly see her as a real person, I guess.

https://youtu.be/95EaRULYLGw?t=1528

>>7162997
She was my only friend for a while

>>7162997
Aside from the obvious reasons of "cute and funny", she understands how to be a good entertainer.
She understands internet culture, comedic timing, self-depreciation, and how to give just the right amount of teasing/fan service.
She's never comes off as mean-spirited or judgemental towards her audience, and instead of getting upset or offended she rolls with the punches.

She knows what her audience wants, and her explosive growth is a testament to her ability to deliver it. Yet despite becoming the largest Vtuber she still remains humble, and her mannerisms comes off as sincere and genuine instead of a manufactured personality. You could almost imagine what it would be like to grow up with her as a childhood friend.

A few years ago I never would have imagined myself as being on the same level as "pathetic simps who donate regularly to female streamers for attention", but Gura is so powerful that she changed my stance on parasocial relationships. She fills the void just as well as any 2D waifu ever could.

>>7162997
She cute

>>7166779
That's a really nice story anon. Definitely a moment to treasure and remember forever.

jwu
she retweeted a lot of stuff
this means her pc is fixed right?

>>7167279
She can just use her phone to tweet something.

About to start my reps. You guys did yours today right?

>>7167471
Yup, finished and showered not that long ago.

What if gura announces in the future that she will have fewer streams because she will be featured as a voice actor in a major game/anime?
would you resent the distraction for taking her away or will you still be there for her?

>>7167622
I would be sad that she would stream less but Gura's success comes first. I want her to live her dreams.

>>7167471
Did my shower and grocery reps. I'll do my dinner and anime reps next.

>>7167622
She wouldn't announce that. She'd just say she's busy with Hololive stuff like usual and we'd find out about it closer to the game/anime's release.

>>7167622
>would you resent the distraction for taking her away or will you still be there for her?
I'd be happy that she's doing what she wants to do in life, but I'd also be sad that I won't hear her as much.

>>7167622
why isn't BE INSANELY HYPED an option? Love anime, love games, love me shark

>>7146159
Gura is cute!

>>7167622
I'd be a little sad we'd get less of her, but also very excited to see and hear her character. I honestly think it could be a real possibility in the near future.

>>7167766
Although this anon is probably right that she'd never openly announce that and we'd find out after she's already done the VA work. Who know's, maybe it's already happened and we just don't know about it yet.

>>7167279
She normally ghost us when she is on recess, slacking off or with her family stuff. She tweeting more means she really fucked up her PC and feels anxious, can't do anything but tweet in the time someone more tech savvy will fix it.

shark

>>7169083
love

>>7169083

>>7162997
She gets genuine smiles out of me, thats more than enough

>>7162997
something about her just makes me keep my smile for the day.

>>7169083

>>7167622
I want some time with my sharkwife, but I understand her life can't revolve around me all the time.

I wish I could make people laugh like gura makes me laugh

Does anyone have the shark hood asset? It's important.

>>7170493
https://litter.catbox.moe/g88ott.png