/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

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>>71401473
not jelly but when i tried
>piles garbage and dirty thigh-high socks
this is what it did:
https://files.catbox.moe/fqok4h.png

Jelly is...

>>71402153
fembug...

>>71402172

I want to take ecstasy with Hime and Lia.

FACT: Jelly is best EN girl

getting some real “I love my Nijisanji family” vibes from this tweet
https://twitter.com/kaneko_lumi/status/1768498926469181930

>>71402145
huh?

>>71402149
ayy lmao

>>71402252
Yeah but instead of it being like a cult with all of them posting it at the same time it's just Lumi.

>>71402214
Lia wouldn't do that

>>71402252
That weird vibe has been around for the last few months now

>>71402285
Yeah she's more of a coke girl

>>71402330
better than anything i was able to get. what illusion strength / prompt did you use?

>>71402366
I used "fluffy white smoke in a black void" and the strength was 2.

>>71402149
ayy lmao

>>71402218
eimi is pretty good too

>>71402252
Lumi being randomly gushy at 2AM isn't news and the fact it still causes panic attacks is I suppose best seen as a sign the community is growing.

Jerry can't read...

>>71402339

>>71402435
She is pure sex but
>bi-sexual
>tumblr
>k-pop
peak cancer

>>71402339
Lia has never done drugs or sex

>>71402456
>what do you MEAAAN I can't get another bump, bozo?!

I'm going to bed.
I still miss Panko.

Purityschizo is the saddest part of this community.

I will save Lia and turn into hpa happy housewife

>>71402464
It's fine I'll take her off your hands.

>Brought my nephew to the kindergarten yesterday
>Had a couple beer in the evening with my cousin
>Went to bed dead tired
>Dreamed that Lumi and I were bringing our daughter to kindergarten
Thanks brain, didnt really need this.

>>71402551
Two unhappy people can only make each other worse.

>>71402508
Remember, the bedbugs bite because they care.

>>71402584
I'm not unhappy

>>71402553
You have my blessings brother. May you fix her rotten fujo ways.

>>71402583
Are you the same guy who had a Lumi dream this week already or is this a first?

>>71402038
I need to sex this child while tickling those hips

>talking with gf on the bed
>feeling at ease and happy
>wake up
>no gf
>gf wasn't real
It was so real anons... I'm missing her and it was just a fucking dream

>>71402631
I'm a different guy. What was his dream about?

>have good dream
>wake up
It's not fair, anons.

>>71402609
Why, praytell, aren't you in a relationship with an actual person then?

>>71402679
I forgot t b h. It was something in a similar vein. We've had about 3 different instances of Lumi dreams this week if not more.

>>71402679
There was a guy who dreamed about meeting Lumi at the church yesterday and i had a dream about picking vegetables with her then making salad and another where she was asking me which granny dress looks better on her while shopping a few days ago.

>>71402583
>he's starting to trust

>>71402705
This happens to me every morning. Except it's my islander neighbors blasting their ooga booga music

alright bring out the soundpost
i know you're doing it right now

>>71402808
i have a neighbour that does that too but in the middle of the night

>OH MY GOD
>GAY
>GAAAAAAY
>GAY SPOTTED
based jerry
soundpostbros we need you

>>71402712
I don't need a relationship to be happy

>>71402674
Reverse the genders and that's Dizzy every morning when she wakes up

>Lumi hits 4view
>people start dreaming about her
STOP WATCHING
STOP TRUSTING
SHE'S USING THE NOOMBERS TO TAKE OVER THE NOOSPHERE

>>71402781
I feel him. The last time I heard Lumi's karaoke, my emotional stability went into negative numbers.

>>71402583
>Lumi dream
>Eimi pic
Why are you a whore anon?

>>71402885
I only know how to do it by downloading the whole vod with yt-dlp sadly.

>looms is taller than fishman
Lol. Lmao.

>>71402627
rape correction is all she needs
she's honestly a good girl, just a little weird

>>71402153
NOW (Literally right now)
Jelly Hoshiumi (07:00UTC | LIVE | Ghost Trick Phantom Detective)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_VgfWbKctaA
Ayase Yuu (09:00UTC | LIVE | Minecraft)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRAfPG6yaoI

SOON
Gram Pico (11:30UTC | 2h15m | Jong Tournament Tryouts)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7VtCj1vzso0
Kannagi Loki (14:00UTC | 4h45m | Something)
https://www.youtube.com/@kannagiloki/streams

LATER
Erina Makina (15:00UTC | 5h45m | Dogs Organised Neatly)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p90iMjNpwEs
Kaneko Lumi (16:00UTC | 6h45m | Pokémon Snakewood)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gprTmkxvqPU
Remilia Nephys (16:00UTC | 6h45m | Zatsu)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1RG_gvXDxU
Hakushika Iori (16:30UTC | 7h15m | Date RP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CX9NusS5zoA
Hikanari Hina (18:00UTC | 8h45m | Elden Ring)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbnmXfH5poY
Ember Amane (19:00UTC | 9h45m | Backpack Battles)
https://www.youtube.com/@EmberAmane/streams
Muu Muyu (21:00UTC | 11h45m | Watchalong: Moomin)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZdRB7lOS50
Kaneko Lumi (21:00UTC | 11h45m | Twitch)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gprTmkxvqPU
Amanogawa Shiina (22:00UTC | 12h45m | Bioshock)
https://www.youtube.com/@AmanogawaShiina/streams
Pipkin Pippa (23:00UTC | 13h45m | OSRS)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JP05sFSPECw
Rinkou 'Lia' Ashelia (23:00UTC | 13h45m | 1000 days of Lia)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTUk29g3Veo
Pipkin Pippa (01:00UTC | 15h45m | Katawa Shojo)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JP05sFSPECw
Eimi Isami (02:00UTC | 16h45m | Yakuza 0)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DhYGnL1DAZg
Runie Ruse (03:00UTC | 17h45m | Premiere: Roman ASMR)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BW5YFCkj0Mk
Kokoromo Memory (04:00UTC | 18h45m | Membership Opening)
https://www.youtube.com/@kokoromomemory_/streams
Kaminari Clara (05:00UTC | 19h45m | Skyrim)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3RuxD5Oh4uE
Gram Pico (11:00UTC | 25h45m | Common Sense Quiz)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFRi4bN-R2Y
Utatane Nasa (11:00UTC | 25h45m | Jong)
https://www.youtube.com/@UtataneNasa/streams
Kannagi Loki (14:00UTC | 28h45m | Something)
https://www.youtube.com/@kannagiloki/streams

BONUS
VTL (17:00UTC | 7h45m | /pcg/ vs /hfz/)
https://isthisliv.com/4cc/stream.html
VTL (22:20UTC | 13h5m | /lia/ vs /choc/)
https://isthisliv.com/4cc/stream.html
VTL GarbageFES (12:00UTC | 26h45m | /pcgia/ vs /lia/ (Time is for the event not Phase match))
https://isthisliv.com/vtleague/

Notes:
>Airi is still on guerilla schedule :/
>Tenma will likely guerilla if she has recovered rom tummy hort

Girls without a current schedule:
Michi

>>71402959
Even Airi is taller than fishman IIRC

>>71402959

>>71402959
I guess you could say she LOOMS over him

>>71402910
self-actualization anon, i kneel

>>71402982
i will kiss you

Here you go

>>71403010
That's it no more meat for you.

How tall is Lumi? Like 5'6"?

>>71402931
Its just a fitting reaction image.

>>71402982
>VTL (17:00UTC | 7h45m | /pcg/ vs /hfz/)
>https://isthisliv.com/4cc/stream.html
FUCK, I thought that was tomorrow
I haven't made the matchday programme yet
Sounds like I'll be slacking off at work again lmao

Sploogy Hoshicoomi hehehe

>>71403063
Noooooooooooooooooo

Lumi is up and streaming minecraft
https://www.twitch.tv/lumituber

Pippa should get over herself and play ark

>>71403167
This Lumi smells weird.

>>71402885
>>71402876
>>71403058

>>71403197
>Seething Femanon
>Not seething

>>71403058
based thank you

>last night i had the strangest dream
>i was in my room by myself
>but all of a sudden there was not just me there but a hundred Lumis
>a thousand Lumis
>the strangest thing was it felt good
>i felt like i was part of something
>like I belong
i hope i have the same dream tonight

So I just found out that Pippa got her name from a Lord of the Rings character named Pippin. Thoughts?

Lumi is probably the most dreamed about vtuber
what does it mean?

jelly's chat is so green

>>71403277
did she? I know Pipkin was a rabbit character from watership down

>>71403309
Starknights gift memberships like crazy

>>71403307
I've never had a dream about Lumi despite watching her. I'm immune to trusting.

>>71403307
It's Tenma for me.

>everything Sissel says about himself hints at the twist
God damn I love this game.

>>71402953
screen recorder maybe?

>>71403307
The only phase girl I've dreamed of is Wemi. It was a great dream.

>>71403378
yeah i figured OBS or similar would work but it's still not the same as saving from the direct source.
>>71403058
is good enough for a sounpost though imo desu senpai

>>71403307
That *used* to be Pippa v distantly followed by Lia. Lumi being dreamed about on the regular stopped for over a year. I guess her power is slowly regenerating.

>>71403307
Last week I had a dream where gf Airi made me some homemade bread.
I woke up extremely rested and with a good mood

>>71403414
>sounpost

>>71403277
>>71403315
Pippa is a normal woman's name, either on its own or as a nickname for Philippa, Penelope, or even Philippine.

>>71403414
>sounpost

>>71403437
awww ya fuckin' got me!
>>71403463
you're late

>>71403307
I've only had a dream that included Pippa.
I was fishing from some rocks and she walked up and started talking to me and I just ignored her and kept fishing.

>>71403496
was she a cartoon rabbit or a toothless awkward stinky girl?

>>71403496
Good choice, she's not a good fish companion

Uruka and Pippa should do a collab where they walk around town and when they get thrown out for looking like suspicious bums they need to do a batsu.

>>71403475
It is never too late to kindly provide free grammar instructions to someone.

>>71403307
Gumis are gay

>>71403307
I've dreamed about
>Pippa 10+ times
>Lumi 10+ times
>Eimi 10+ times
>Femanon 5-10 times
>Uruka ~5 times
>Shiina ~5 times
>Erina 3 times
>Loki 3 times
>Nasa 2 times
>Remi 2 times
>Muumi 2 times
>Tenma 2 times
>Jelly 1 time
>Memory 1 time
>Pico 1 time
>Lia 1 time

>>71403551
Femcel collab would go hard. We need Dizzy in her jammies too.

>>71403522
She wasn't her model, it was "her", but in some abstract sense coz I don't think she looked like anyone in particular. I was just annoyed at her being there coz I was imagining either schizos including me in rrats about her for some reason or if she was to whatever reason talk about that fishing spot then other people might start showing up there and I like that fishing spot because there aren't usually other people there.

>>71403573
>It's gay to dream about a woman

>>71403635
Why is her bum so big?

>>71403307
I had dreams of her seriously injuring me and it kept repeating in the dream like I was stuck in a loop. She's ny oshi too it kind of sucked.

>>71403629
>I was imagining either schizos including me in rrats about her
this would indeed suck.

>>71403132
Shiina looks a bit different in this picture but i cant really tell why

>>71403658
>ny

>>71403602
Wait does Dizzy also rock the junkie vagrant/hipster thief fit when not wearing unfortunate cosplay?

>>71403658
She does that outside of dreams too

>>71402982
>Girls without a current schedule:
>Michi
fucking suspension

>>71403703
She was cleared of all charges.

>>71403277
Pippa got her name from a character she doesn't know about from a movie/book she's never seen/read?

I've had a dream about Clara and Runie. Both were just kinda normal. One about Eimi where I was lucid dreaming and chasing her in a video game because I was sorta half awake hearing her from my speakers IRL.

>>71403658
She keeps hurting me too by not becoming my wife

>>71403725
>couldn't kill a dragon for multiple 12 hour streams
>got suspended
bros...

>>71403737
Maybe she was forgiven by the law, but not by the people

clara had a dream about pippa

>>71403687
She goes outside wearing pyjamas she's a total femcel.

>>71403777
>Rabbit to Rabbit communication

well, /pcg/, i talked to my parents for the first time in years. i tried to be reasonable, but i received nothing but completely inconsistent lies and excuses, insults, threats to swat me, and gaslighting about our entire relationship. it's weird seeing this through an adult's eyes and ears instead of a gullible teenager's. i thought it was an uncontrolled temper, but it's even more pathetic than that, they'll lie or feign indignity so readily that they can't carry on a basic conversation. good old dad's too frail to physically push me around now, but by god he tries... i've thought about phasing out a few times, but man, giving these little people that much power would be such a fucking joke. thanks for reading my blog.
Phase Connect

Lumi invades random anons' dreams for shits and giggles. Sometimes she shows them a good dream just to fuck with them when they wake up. Sometimes she just hurts them.

>>71403783
Good looking pyjamas or the awful ones?

>>71403783
I bet she's started to buy strange chink herbs at the market like the dried up chain-smoking alcoholic auntie she's feeling herself into.

>>71403804
You sound kind of fucked up can you marry me

>>71403804
This IS phase connect related as it has the worst phase connect in it.

>>71403725
I didn't realize how well this lined up she's barely been seen since

>>71403804
Yeah P-phase Connect. I'd say cut them out of your life full stop ASAP but I understand that's not always an option these days. Ganbatte.

>>71403847
She just kind of disappears for a week before coming back and streaming for 40+ hours in a few then does it again

>>71403808
Her mom was mad, said she needs to dress better and like a woman, so it's def a shitty one.

>>71403842
>worst phase connect in it
You're not talking about Nasa, right?

>>71403838
do you need a green card or are you just gay?

>>71403783
That's normal for women

>>71403018
>>71403058

>>71403307
>dreaming about women
Set-up a dream catcher to keep away 2D succubi. Gotta keep your dreams pure for the real prize.

>>71403907
I thought you were a cute girl

>>71403901
I meant to type words but I'm eepy and I typed worst. I wouldn't consider nasa the worst in Phase.

>>71403804
Idk what you are feeling anon, but I truly wish you the best of the happiness, you deserve it.

>>71403739
Pippa's never seen Lord of the Rings? What the fuck does she even talk about, it seems like she has no knowledge of anything that's actually good.

>>71403592
Go outside anon…

>>71403957
>Pippa's never seen Lord of the Rings
she has not.

>>71403973
I haven't been in direct sunlight for over a year and I work full time

The pippa model was meant for tenma at first

>>71403955
i win through endurance. i don't have feelings anymore.

>>71403998
Please tell me this is something cool like pathology and not sysadmin #5754

>>71403998
Holy shit go outside

question: didn't some other girls have scarf merch before? thinking of ordering the pippa scarf but if there are pics of what to expect i'd appreciate it

>>71403998
do you at least get some sunlight from the windows right?

>>71404043
I think the scarves were only raffle prizes and hand knit.

>>71404043
shiina hand-made some scarves as a reward

>u see these dominant women holding these sticks
Jelly...

>>71404031
I truly wish you happiness anon, one day you will find people worth of your feelings, until then, stay strong and don't phase out.
Every dog has his day and the miracle always come

>>71404070
>>71404078
thats probably what i was thinking of. thanks anons.

>>71403804
Well at least you seem to be aware and confident in the fact that they are fucked. Just don't let them drag you down, especially by your own thoughts of them.

Are we friends, /pcg/?

>>71404145
Yes

>>71404034
Nothing cool, just an accountant. Pays the bills and plenty of free time for vtubers
>>71404068
Blackout curtains

I want a Panko GF.
How do I get a Panko GF?

>>71404031
Anhedonia is a bitch to get through, trust me anon. seek help. your blood pressure will slowly rise and your life will fall apart around you if you don't fix your brain's reward signals. I'm not saying to take meds but you need to do something.

>>71404145
Kill yourself

>>71404099
my good friends at /pcg/ are worth it. i appreciate you every day, anon. and my daughter wemi

>>71403913
actually, im a woman

>>71404145
Don't kill yourself.

>>71404197
Post your butthole

>>71404145
I am incapable of maintaining friendships.

>>71403629
I had a dream where Urika bought me dinner at a Denny's. It was a baked Potato.
Baked Potatoes aren't even on the menu!
Uruka, wtf

>>71404207
AS IF THAT PROVES ANYTHING

why does this game and ace attorney feel the need to repeat the fucking plot points 5 times in a row

>>71404216
I was never at Denny's but now I have no reason to go either.

>>71403804
My parents are like that too. They came crawling back some time ago and I thought I should try to mend our relationship because family is important and all that but I'm 29 now and I simply do not care about them even one bit. I just ended up ghosting them.

>>71404151
>>71404199
>>71404208
Would you start hating me if I had sex with your oshi?

>>71404236
Consider yourself lucky the food is terrible

>>71404216
it was home made by her but she was too shy to tell you so she spoke with the people at the restaurant to try to trick you it was made by them

>>71404195
You are appreciated too anon

>>71404145

>>71404247
I'm having sex with your oshi rn

>>71404216
>Urika

>>71404145
My internet roots are so based in trolling and not taking anything seriously that I didn't even consider a guy I spoke to online everyday for nearly10 years to be a friend till I met him in person. I do like this community though.

>>71404247
I don't have an oshi.

>>71404266
... this is autistic enough to be something she'd do.
Reminder that her voice is partially due to larping as Raven throughout puberty so her vocal cords wound up over stretched.

>>71404247
only if i can clean up the loads

>>71404197
Please say you're at least a normal femanon and not a vtuber

>>71404197
a penis typed this post

>>71404317
You're my friend even if I'm not your friend, wheelchair man.

>>71404197
proof next thread?

>>71404026
The original Pippa design was a purple cat. Did that change to a pink rabbit before the girl currently known as Pippa was signed on or after?

>>71403804
Every human deserves parents that care about them simply because they're human!
You've grown up and you'll grow even further!
I believe that you can create a better reality free from their sins!

>>71404197
YWNBAW

>>71404145
Honestly, the only ones I have

>>71403804
kill them

i failed to lay in bed and try and sleep

>>71404632
You failed to even try?

where michi?

>>71404664
The box...

>>71404317
>>71404625
>>71404247

>>71404145
I guess

>>71404236
When you spend your 20s working night shifts or goofing around downtown, you get an appreciation for restaurants that are open 24 hours. The IHOP i used to go to was a pretty happening place around 3 am. Musicians and travelers passing through the nearby airport. Another Denny's O went to had an actual bar and open mic karaoke. Food was cheap, greasy and big portions.
I've been in Penthouse Parties in Vegas, corporate enclave retreats in North Hollywood. I've had $100 steaks in Michelin star restaurants and eaten fresh seafood on Cap Cod after deep sea fishing trips.
If you asked me if I wanted to hit Denny's or iHoP at 3am after a night of drinking or playing vidya games, I'd take you up on the offer without a second thought. I don't need anyone to tell me about "good" food. I'd rather spend my time enjoying life than complaining about the food.

>>71404632
Same.

>>71404632
I always fall asleep if I close my eyes for more than 30 secs, can we change?

>>71404709
thankfully jelly fills the void

>>71404724
r u a cat

>>71404724
You have no idea how blessed you are.

>>71404692
I am still mad about how after covid, most of the 24 hour super markets and pharmacies outside of major cities decided to end their night hours.

>>71404724
That only happens after I drink 500ml of alcohol

peepukin peepa -san status?

>>71404678
wot

>>71404680
>>71404792
Would you start hating me if I had sex with your oshi?

What I wouldn't give for a bottle of Jellussy.

>>71402252
I'm getting some real "I'm looking at the post of a retard who doesn't understand human emotions" vibes from your post.

>>71404790
probably still trying to explain to her parents why she can't stop crying

i just finished watching the Lumi Lia collab and it was so fun, i hate my timezone for not letting me experience that kino stream live

>>71403452
It nearly gave me a heart attack to hear my serious boomer coworkers talking about Pippa until I realised it was a client's name

I've had Clara's stupid corpsefucker song playing in a loop in my head all week fuck you you old bitch!

>>71402583
>he has strangers raise his children in his dreams

>>71403978
>>71403957
>>71403739
I have decided that there is a 40% chance that you are making this up.

>>71404863
No. I guess you just woke up and misread the post.

>>71404863
anon, your reading comprehension reps

>>71404830
Anons are so paranoid and bitter the concept of genuine enjoyment or affection actively confounds them.
Makes me wonder how much of the issues people here have are entirely self inflicted.

>>71404756
you too can learn this power with proper sleep hygiene. if you only ever use your bedroom to sleep and remove distractions, you'll get better and better at falling asleep. i thought i was so clever mounting a tv above my bed, but laying in it always puts me to sleep, so it's useless for anything longer than 15 minutes. i cope with this terrible purchase by pretending i'll hear my oshi in my dreams.

>>71404814
I don't have an oshi in any meaningful sense.

>>71404863
Lisa gives handjobs for weed and also it's kinda fucked you went there.

>>71403804
Not your blog. Your parents were right.

>>71404907
>genuine
come on anonymous
it's lumi

>>71403804
Much love to you anon, well done for outgrowing them and learning to be better than them

>>71404904
>>71404905
No, no, I get what he's talking about.
He's playing a "If your children are in kindergarten you're a bad parent — Feel bad for your lack of ideological purity" angle.
Some people are that miserable.

>>71404904
>>71404905
>were bringing our daughter to kindergarten
You are so mindbroken that you don't even realize that giving your children away to strangers for most of their waking hours consists of you giving your children to strangers for most of their waking hours.
How is this possible?

>>71404947
Case in point.

>>71404998
Institutional education is child abuse.

Pippa is in a game now

>>71405020
>>71404863
How many children do you have? Any more on the way? Nice play area for them yes?

Why is this nigger greentexting in Yuu's chat? Behave you faggot.

>>71402149
a little slut that gets to be passed around by men

>>71405053
Nothing good has ever been posted with that image.

>>71404756
It sucks, I hate slepping its a waste of time
I can't even listen to my schizo podcasts while layoing down
Or sometimes I just pass out in front of the pc

>>71405089
I got banned from memories chat yesterday

>>71405020
>>71405053
Not everywhere the education system is so fucked up as in the USA.
In some places children really learn math physics and other stuff at school, not only LGTV issues

>>71405135
What did you do?

>>71405095
Made for big sound engineer cock.

>>71405151
practicing my japanese

>>71405135
Maybe don't containment break next time.

>>71405135
You were retarded

>>71404998
Oh thats so weird I didnt even consider it.
>>71405020
I dont have kids myself but my nephew goes to kinderkarten from 7:30am to around lunch time. I think its good for kids to play with other kids and learn how to socialize early on.
No one here just hands their kids over to daycare for 10 hours and calls it a day.

Watching the runie saya collab and I had an epiphany. One piece is just Warhammer for weebs. The collab is great saya is cute runie is always interesting.

jelly is so cute it's criminal

Why so :3?

>>71405213
i dindu nuffin

>>71404863
What?

>like Saya's voice
>like Marimari's voice
>don't like lolis
Why is this?

>>71405403
Enjoy the downfall.

jelly my jelloved

>>71405403
Because you're in denial.

>>71405403
>>don't like lolis
Faggot

>>71405073
I assume the same amount as the anon over there talking about his dreams. Why drag this from dreams into real life like this? My mindreading is telling me that you are being emotional in a sort of beaten wife syndrome kinda way. - I'm very smart.
Not like you would change your opinion if I had 12 homeschooled children anyways.

>>71405139
Still way more idyllic to raise your own children than to outsource that to the government. Chances are those schools aren't as great as you think they are.

Freaky Jelly doll, anon. Please keep us updated on your progress. I am morbidly curious to see how your project works out.

>>71405426
>>71405443
I tried liking loli a long time ago. I just can't. My dick prefers mature women.

>>71405434
What proof is that Jellessy?

>>71405243
>No one here just hands their kids over to daycare for 10 hours and calls it a day.
You know that this isn't true.

hina's thumbnail and title game is the worst in the entire company

>>71404333
Hot desu

>>71405113
Everything I post is good, especially when I use that image.

>>71404905
Technically, he read it right. His dream was, strictly speaking, about giving his child over to strangers.

>>71405368
Giving your kids to other people involves you giving your kids to other people. I thought that was clear, but I forgot that most people don't think like that and instead go with "socially accepted = good" and therefore don't like it when you say "socially accepted = not optimal".

>>71405559
Hate the meta not the talent.

>>71405403
>like marimari'd voice
>hate male collabs
>like Sara's voice
>saya never streams

>>71405495
You'll become an ojisan eventually.

>>71405559
True. She needs to add a big red arrow pointing to her tits.

RATE THE JELLY
RATE THE TRICKS
RATE THE VOICING
RATE THE new timeslot
RATE THE ENERGY
RATE THE STREAM

>>71405638
Sara does have a great voice.

>>71405559
I'm pretty sure Pippa has used that exact thumbnail before lmao. They're definitely the worst kind of thumbnail. Clara's are my personal favorite.

>>71405675
My streamelements chat was eaten by bugged software on her end. 1/10.

>>71405542
The kindergartens here close at 1pm. There is 1 daycare but its not very popular.
So yeah, the majority of people dont do that.

>>71405653
This.
>>71405718
She has the best thumbnail game yeah. It's not cringe.

>>71405638
>marimari'd

>>71405675
cute and funny little creature I love playing one of my favorite games of all time/10
her ending song always gives me flashbacks to the first few weeks around her debut when I was setting up alarms to catch her morning streams and that gives me some feelings for some reason

>>71405629
>not optimal
Jellybaby stop using sheep photos whilst sperging out

>>71405675
>RATE THE JELLY
Jerry cute/10
>RATE THE TRICKS
I wish I could relive this game but reliving it vicariously through jerry is enough/10
>RATE THE VOICING
Cute but just Jerry/10
>RATE THE new timeslot
It's better for me >:)/10
>RATE THE ENERGY
High energy Jerry!/10
>RATE THE STREAM
8/10

>>71405559
All youtuber thumbnail and title game is shit because all they do is chase trends targeted at ipad children

>>71405872

>>71405304
Warhammer treats their customers based around a 5 year cycle and changes the lore at the whim of the marketing team.

>>71405629
Oh idk how's there, but at least where I live, kindergartens are like 4 hours max and they are only useful to let your child learn how to socialize and extremely basic education.
I don't like daycares at all, but kindergartens are fine

>>71405745
>So yeah, the majority of people dont do that.
Why not just say yes instead of pulling this shit? At least you did a bit of backpedaling, even you didn't admit it.
>The kindergartens here close at 1pm.
Sure if you limit your "here" to this one random village you're thinking about. In a different here there is a 24h daycare and schools that run all day.

>>71405872
I will restore the nuclear family and then I'll blow it all up with the nuclear bomb.

>>71405304
Warhammer for weebs is arguably Gundam. OP is closer to ASOIAF.

>>71405675
Very cozy and very cute. It always amazes me just how good she is at this job/10

[Jelly News]

>>71405920

>Anons dream of their oshi
>most often they're not even sexual dreams, just desperate fantasies of having a loving wife
It's very joever for us.

>>71406238
My favorite was where me and Pippa went on a hiking trip through the midwest.

>>71406168
What's her email? I'll draft one up right now.

>>71406000
Are you autistic? You are putting way too much value on words and phrases as if we are in court. If 9 out of 10 families dont put their kids in daycares thats basically "no one".
>Sure if you limit your "here" to this one random village you're thinking about.
Yeah I'm the original poster so I talked about how it works in my country. Actually, I think thats how it works in most of europe. I dont care what happens in burgerland.

>>71405653

>>71406202
I love how jank Clara's thumbnails are. Her Skyrim playthrough is surprisingly fun.

>>71406238
I dreamed about Muyu last night I'm not a mini moo. I picked her up like a toddler then some other toddler came running at me at full speed an I woke up... I don't know what it means but I'm sure it's also joever.

>>71406353
The thumbnail for her gorilla got a genuine laugh out of me.

In the only dream I ever had of my oshi her merch as like 10 times more expensive.
Yes thats the dream

You guys get dreams?

>>71406444
>as

Goodnight again. Wish me luck.

>>71406497
I get nightmares...

>>71406507
Same.
Nini.

>>71405954
Yeah, but it generally ramps up the older the kids get. I like that a lot of people feel this attacked over it, though.
My original intention was just to imply that it's weird that it has wormed its way so deep into people's consciousness that even their idyllic fantasies involve them shipping their kids off, rather than it being something they have to do for economic reasons.

The whole socializing thing is a cope to me. I didn't need an institution to get me to spend time with friends and neither do you.

I dreamed I was in a completely crowded train going through a desert, and the only attendant was a horribly overworked demon girl who kept getting molested by the passengers. And her summoner/manager who was a sexy librarian type was annoyed with me for some reason I can't remember.

It wasn't phase connect related but everyone's talking about their dreams so i wanna do it too

>>71406497
That Muyu dream was my first dream in years

>>71406238
A loving wife and children really is just the ultimate dream. But it seems to be out of reach for a lot of people in /pcg/

>>71406507
>>71406532
Remember, the bedbugs bite because they care.

>>71406548
>he isn't the one molesting cute overworked demon girls in his dreams
inb4 reeee how many overworked cute demon girls are you molesting in real life.

>>71406444
Dizzy was my first vtuber and I remember that after I watched a lot of VODs one night, I had a dream where she was trying to cook something but she got the kitchen on fire. It was really fun.

>>71406545
>
The whole socializing thing is a cope to me. I didn't need an institution to get me to spend time with friends and neither do you.
You ended up here.

>>71406602
I appreciate you trying to bring the mood up.

>>71406497
I had one of my typical school nightmares. I had to make a recipe of some kind but I didn’t really have time before class was over. Jelly was there for some reason.

>>71406602
I forgot the link https://twitter.com/John_ZeroWB/status/1768588204188553573

>>71406048
That's more like it, the Jelly image makes it make sense

>>71406602
>>71406714
>there is a tongue

>>71406238
Yeah, isn't having a loving significant other the dream for most os us?

>>71406598
>for a lot of people in /pcg/
Expand that to most men in western nations. It is unironically joever out here.

>>71406379
The FBI will be contacting you shortly.

>>71406782
But I don't want to be a politician...

>>71406545
>I like that a lot of people feel this attacked over it, though.
No one here feels attacked over it. People are just explaining to you why you are wrong.

>>71406602
Tenma sexo

>>71406677
I love dizzy but her emotes are horrible. They should kill whoever made them

>>71406598
Nah it's easy to put a kid in a woman and marry her. The hard part is keeping her loving you and not divorcing your afterwards. Women are so incentivized to divorce at the drop of a hat that it's just not worth the risk imo.

>>71406379

>>71406962
A marriage ties a woman not to you but to your government

>>71406962
>it's easy
>the hard part
>not worth the risk
You're quite the skilled orator.

>>71406602
I want the uncensored version like yesterday. That's insanely hot

>>71406957
They don't fit Dizzy or her style.

>>71406602
those thighs are way too fat for tenma

>>71406048

>>71407483
>mostly innocent cute design
>adds fucking garterbelts
why

>>71407545
UUUUUOOOOOHHHHHH

>>71407545
>jelly
>innocent

>>71406048
Jelly would do this...

>>71407545
>Innocent
How many times has she flashed us now?

>>71402038
How can Eimi speak in low tone one second and in high one next?
Its like 2 people are in her head.

>>71407613
>>71407624
i said the design was mostly innocent
and it is. garterbelts on the other hands are pretty much exclusively used as sexy lingerie in the present day. it's so out of place with everything else

>>71407665
Go to bed eimi I'm not watching you

Pico's table is about to start in the Jong tournament.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7VtCj1vzso0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6L8CBd10e1w

She says it's been delayed 5 minutes and there will be another 5 minute stream delay for the tournament.

>>71407872
They can't win if they can't see the tiles. Pico will sweep.

>>71407114
>censored
>>71406752
>tongue
no-wipe-ma

>>71404220
It may not prove anything but we would all get to enjoy a picture of your butthole.

Kaleido memberships when?
I want to member to loki already.

Dizzy Dokuro?
More like Ditzy Bakano!

The only Phase related dream I've ever had was when I broke into Pippa's car for a bag of Doritos. Except I broke in through a window, which was a house window for some reason.

Good morning, /pcg/.
Phasers are the best livers.

bread
>>71408134
>>71408134
>>71408134

>>71407872

>>71408116
dizzy is the weirdest phase member
only vtubing shes she hates growing old, like lumi she will entertain man children instead of real children she could have

>>71408213
>real children she could have
yeah with me
next week
you are not invited to the baby shower
sorry

>>71408244
unironically a watcher could have a shot, she loves white men and has a baby feaver, give it 12 more months and she will be desperate to get married before shes 30

>>71407545
lolis are made for sex. No exceptions

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page 11 so no one will notice that I'm inflating lumibux

>>71409045
BASED RETARD
>>71409117
Fucking federal reserve