/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Can't wait for the EN3 lolis.

I miss Momo

Perfection.

I want to sniff Coni's feet

Sweaty sex with Poko

Roca is a good girl.

Coni Confetti is the first vtuber i can really call my oshi

Coni is a national treasure

Coni kissed me. L8r virgins

>>70944388
me too fellow carnie

>>70944388
notConi did that for me, I used to think the concept of having an oshi was cringe but I just hadn't found her yet

>>70944233
>Coni is a smell fag
She's perfect

>cheetah print shirt
>cheetah print toilet
Is she a 48 year old single mom

cheesus

>>70944388
by Coni's measure I'm a filthy whore playing the oshi/kamioshi game, but by that game with me as a whore, she is my oshi
and I still don't throw that word around often

>>70944388
jaded salaryman here, can't believe she clocked me 100%

>>70944626
Yes

Coni acts and talks exactly like my ex. Fuck.

yeah this stream will be deleted lmfao

I love alcoholic women

She becomes really breedable when drunk

>>70944692
Why? cause she tells us what she buys?

>>70944692
please tell me you're saving it right now, I want to relisten to her read my comments

Man i didn't expect to go gosling tonight...

>>70944388
Honestly, same. She's such a genuine sweetheart, she's funny and cute, she makes me feel so good. I'm glad she's in a better place now and can actually enjoy herself

>>70944741
she's getting too sappy and unfiltered, she'll get embarrassed and delete it 100%

>>70944261

I'm so glad she can indulge her smell fetish with nice perfume now

clown love
https://rentry.org/bww7d

>>70944733
imagine sex when she's like this, she'd probably cum extra hard in this state

I should be smiling, but my chest just feels dense

I'm going the p word...

Im getting so much cute aggression I have to close the stream every couple minutes.

>>70945059
same

>>70945093
poptart?

enjoying my time together with yuyu <3

>>70944957
She'd do nothing but kiss you over and over while spasming

FUCKING DOWNLOAD THE STREAM NOW SHES GOING TO DELETE IT

>Coni thought shed be dead by 30
God shes just like me

>>70945224
Stop you're gonna make me cry

>>70945269
newfag..

>>70945272
Same, ironically, i feel young as fuck nowdays, i'm in my fucking prime

Based TTSfag ruining a heartfelt moment

>>70945269
Worry, we don't archive things here. It would be illegal.

>>70945224
Stop you're gonna make me cum

Coni doesn't realize yet that being parasocial is normal

STOP INTERRUPTING CUTE SHIT YOU FUCKING AUTISTIC TTS NIGGERS

>>70945405
sorry buddy i need to spam my annoying irrelevant unfunny garbage for 1000 ARS, i havent gotten attention in one whole minute

I think my ability to enjoy personal streams like this and ASMR has been permanently damaged. I'll just stick to gaming streams for a while, maybe I'll recover given enough time.
Thanks for that Yuko.

>>70945269
Would you ever rewatch it? Be honest.

>>70945482
PARASOCIAL FUCK!!

Aviel... love?

Spend your life in a good way bros!

>>70945654
yes

So now that the dust has settled.
Who was in the wrong, boobros or Yuko?

>>70945654
I've never been an Idol doomer because Coni always has good things to say about the company

THIS JUST IN: local clown appreciates us

>>70945789
>>70945830
!

>>70945830
both
yuko for... whatever the fuck all that was
boobros for being some of the biggest retards on the planet (i am one)

>>70945845
Agreed

>>70945845
Idol is dying though.

I love Momo

>>70945830
You picked the wrong time, baka

>>70945830
go make a catalog thread and ask in there

>>70945932
There's never a good time.

>>70945949
Anon please they've been making a thread every day already don't encourage them to make more

Coni is so cute when she's gushing like this

>>70945895
nah bitch

>>70946014
Coni's always so cute. I love her voice posts in twitter so much

>>70946014
She's cute

>>70945895
Like with Fubuki and Hololive, the day Coni leaves is the day I'll believe that Idol is dead

>>70945845
This but with Roca too, they know how shit it can get and they are really happy now

Both Coni and Poko will be the main girls of idol once yuko graduates

>bit someone for being mean
is it autism?

>>70944261
Boocuck...

>>70946095
She's already leaving for Twitch.

>>70946128
Twitch is starting a vtuber corp now?

>>70946164
She's just going to infect everyone with the twitchfaggotry.

If threadshitter actually watched streams,he would have enough ammunition to last him a month

>>70946112
I peed in super soaker and sprayed a neighborhood kid after he was mean to my little sister.

>>70946345
based

>"im just pretending, when i get jealous, I dont get jealous"
>3 minutes later
>"I get so jealous when I see people happy"

>>70945895
thank you fellow idol enjoyer for telling it like it is

>>70946311
If thread shitters watched streams they wouldn't be thread shitters

>>70946345
Based big brother

>>70946461
Do we like Twitch now?

>>70946345
id do that as a dad to kids who bully my kid

>Tokyo runaway girl (trades sex for food and shelter)
>Street prostitute (carries a gun in her purse to rob her customers after sex)
>Tropical slutty futa (cock tastes like pineapple, likes public sex on the beach)
>School prostitute (wealthy oji-sans only)
>Barn janitor (You just know)

>>70946488
we like Coni always

>>70946613
POGGERS

Imagine getting a tentaclejob from Momo

>Shiina from hololive
Does Coni know something we dont?

>>70946345
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RcZqyuApr_g

is coni over or under 30
i was pretty sure she was under 30 but now i'm not so sure

It's crazy that the hag card really doesn't work since most carnies are around 30

>>70946678
Everyone thought Jelly was leaving, but it was the other hag the whole time...

>>70946729
she really heals my ojisan heart

coni will never type in lumi's chat..

>>70946729
30+

Why are vtubers recently moving more and more to twitch?
it has less people in the platform comparing to youtube, it offers basically 0 opportunities to grow unless you already have an community, twitch staff autism and way more
What am i missing?

>Cries when a woman gives her attention
This clown just like me frfr

>>70946729
she's 46 dude

>breaking into
b-bros...

>>70946729
Under 30, but she's such a nostalgiafag she might as well be an old woman, always reminiscing about the old days

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>70946729
shes under 30 but larps as a hag because she feels out of touch with people her age (mid 20's)

She promised to leave it up earlier but it sounds like she'll be taking it down since she started calling

>>70946849
the actual streaming experience is better

>>70946729
>I used to believe 30 was the end
Make your own conclusions

why does coni never expect people to be nice to her.. she's really too easy in that way, crying cause of shiina

lmao

>>70947021
This, she legit said she was over 30
Cute Hag

>>70947027
her previous corpo had a lot of really shitty people, and caught the eye of one of our board's more retarded schizo fans

>>70946849
discoverability on youtube is dogshit, and that is not arguable
the best way to "grow your community" on youtube is to spam shorts and that can lead to... unintended consequences.
youtube does generally have a better cut, but the experience for the streamer (in terms of platform support, tools offered, discoverability, and chat features) is considerably worse
i know the vtuber watching community loves to talk about how dogshit twitch is, and in some ways it is, but twitch is a streaming platform first and foremost, and youtube is not, and if you interact with both of them this becomes extremely obvious. youtube has a lot of catching up to do in terms of feature parity and just being a good platform for streamers.

>>70946729
>>70946834
>>70946902
>>70947021
>>70947070
fuck the two anons who made fun of me for this post >>70862024

>>70947021
she mentioned that in the depression context, it meant she once thought she'd just get it over with by then
t. getting it over with by 50, ideally earlier if my obligations are done with before then

>>70947107
yeah I know all about Lumi's groomers and schizos harassing her close to leaving forever, gotta be more too it than that though

My kamioshi...

>>70946345
holy based

>>70947218
the second half of my post wasnt about Lumi, /pyon/fags are even worse and hated her even harder

>>70946345
fuck i wished i had a big brother like that

me spamming emotes makes me so happy that she cries...

>>70947254
ahh yeah they're awful fuckers, they harass a lot of chuubas though even to this day. I can name who but I digress

>>70944261
ewwww

>>70947353
makes HER happy FUCK

>>70947353
I'm so happy to be a carnie fr

>>70944261
Not now

>>70947218
she's had really bad luck with people she put her trust in as well

>>70947124
95% of discoverability happens outside of both platforms so that point is and has always retarded
tho yes youtube needs to get their shit together

her old corp had a merch never shipping controversy as well

ttsfags…

>>70947505
*always has been retarded
whoops

wtf

Bluechewbros!

Coni is the true-est GFE there is.

>>70947700
brb buying this and the perfume she mentioned

she listened to too much cumtown lmao

>>70947700
Coni sex endurance stream

>>70947700
this isnt castration at all..

>>70947840

I worked at a compounding pharmacy that made bluechew to get in on the mail-order side of the business. That was some of the most soul crushing work I've ever done.

>One time I watched batman begins. Thank you for spending so much time with me
what did that have to do with anything

>>70947908
Yeah

>>70947894
do you have a contact within to get coni that sponsorship?

>>70947753
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYMptHp6UUc
if you aren't aware of cumtown, listen to this after she ends the stream to fully grasp her sense of humor

>>70947908
Her brain works in interesting ways

>>70947840
shes going to cut your dick and balls off and force you to take the dick pills. She will then laugh at you and say "haha look at you, so pathetic that you cant get a boner even with dick pills! what a loser!"

>>70947894
Elaborate

>>70947505
a lot of discovery happens outside of both platforms, true.
but i've been recommended actual good streams on twitch, and i've never been recommended a stream outside of my subscriptions on youtube, ever.
hell, even the channels i'm subbed to, youtube often doesn't recommend them to me, for some fucking retarded reason. both platforms have problems, but i genuinely think youtube is a bad streaming platform, and there's a reason you hear a lot of corpo vtubers let slip that they'd rather stream on twitch.

>>70947981
after yesterday my understanding of her humor is that she likes to laugh at the way black people talk and the things they say, and people getting hurt

>>70948015
nice save anon

>TMJ
just like me frfr

This stream is gonna end up being 2 hours of drunken ramblings and positive affirmations

>>70948075
I never get recommended indies but I'm constantly having to tell them to stop trying to make me other streams from like phase and hololive

Getting TMJ fixed can suck. Someone I knew had their mouth wired shut for months and could only consume liquids

>>70948292
Best stream ever

How many more times is she going to say "can I be honest with you"

>>70948075
Yeah on top of a recommended tab, Twitch has a "[streamer you're watching] viewers also watch" tab.

>>70948292
well that's just what I want to hear desu

>>70948433
Can I be honest with you? At least a couple more

I love when she gets this drunk

>>70948292
It's absolutely perfect

ARCHITECTS WW@

architects winning in the final stretch

MY CHUBBY CLOWN I LOVE HER

>>70948433
Can I be honest with you? I love that

Coni news:
She wants to eat a burger

>>70948474
I appreciate that

I will caresses her fat rolls

kek the senpai talk is coming out, the vod is definitely getting deleted now

>>70948501
we always win in the end

>>70948054
I made thousands of tablets by hand a day while dressed like Walter White in a hazmat suit. Every time you'd think you were done someone would come in with another tub of powder and you'd begin to crank out another thousand tablets. When I first worked there I got to do fun stuff like making ointments or medicated dog treats, but I was really good with the tablet press so they moved me to the blue chew room after they started working with them. It did not pay well.

>you wanna hear my burger order? mwah mwah chu chu
lmfao shes losing it

>I have to be a good bridesmaid
Whos getting married? An Idol member?

>>70948691
she's been responding to my comments all night, I need to buy a lottery ticket

God she's SO FUCKING CUTE! She's embarrassed about spending the money we give her on herself. Silly Clown, that's what it's for!

>>70948596
>be too good at tablets
>become tablet boy
sorry to hear that

>>70948725
Same, she's really good at engaging with chat to be fair

>listen to me closely
>burger sauce
>german people

>>70948723
me and kai

>>70948596
Make more blue chew, blue chew boy

Teehee Williams is being a bitch

Lmao this faggot begging her to stop streaming

...so 26? kek

>hurr durr u too drunk go to bed sweetheart
>no fuck you bitch never type again
god coni is so cool

>>70948876
>Twenty ssssssssssomething years old

why does she keep saying exacto???

this is how people always got in the last few Riro streams.
im sure someone is currently DMing management

she says she likes ojisans but that doesn't mean I'd be in her strike zone...

LET'S GO FUTABROS

>>70948749
There was actually a worse position, you could be banished to the skin cream pump room. That was actual torture. You'd spent your entire shift standing with your foot on a pedal controlling a machine that pumped cream into bottles, and it was another case of someone constantly dumping more stuff in your basin so it was never ending. By the end of it your ankle would be so fucked from being propped up the entire day and driving was physically painful.

i'm in my early 30's i bet i got a chance with her

>>70948942
Because it sounds like SEX

>>70948945
doubt it'll get em anywhere, this is hardly the first time she's gotten tanked and rambled and the worst it gets is burgers and bluewchew

>>70948723
My ass and Kai's futa cock

>>70948945
I was there and you're wrong, don't spread missinformation

>>70949018
god I wish that was me

>>70949018
Can I be best man?

Coni's gone and my heart hurts and feels good simultaneously
Now what?

Man i fucking love my clown hag wife

>i make my own burger sauce into wanting to take down a stiff german
holy kino..
also over 30 yr old rrats just got btfo kek

>>70949018
I object!!!!

counting on you archiver

>privated
aw fuck I was gonna leave a comment, it makes sense though

coni is not gfe

Coni love

>>70949178
they were already blown out before when she said how old she was during a previous drunk stream, silly tourists/newfags/carnies with memory retention disorders

>>70948945
she's been drunk like this like 8 times now you retarded tourist.

>>70949241
and yet i still love her

love this clown bitch! if you're considering dropping her because of twitch there's something wrong with your brain

>>70949241
Yeah, she's actually real

>>70949349
KEKW

what am I supposed to do with no Poko?

>>70949241
yeah because she isnt a real hag yet
When she turns 30 and the panic sets in that she isnt married or pregnant yet, youre gonna get the GFE of your fucking life

>>70949349
I don't care if anyone moves to twitch as long as they actually move to twitch and don't do that cancerous shit phase does/did of maintaining both and swapping back and forth to farm 2 subs off people

https://twitter.com/coni_confetti/status/1766344401649836519
https://twitter.com/coni_confetti/status/1766344401649836519
https://twitter.com/coni_confetti/status/1766344401649836519
https://twitter.com/coni_confetti/status/1766344401649836519

>>70949349
nobody actually thinks that, its threadshitters

>>70949349
twitch is a better streaming platform anyways.
no chat delay, no filtering on messages, better bitrate on streams, no retarded greynigger ESLs and children

>>70949465
She's a peein' alright.

>>70949523
oh
ooooohhhhhhhh

>>70949461
I agree with this, they should move definitely.

lemon pig magic is real

>>70949465
i chose to believe she made this tweet on the toilet

>>70949514
>Better bitrate
Pretty sure Youtube has better bitrate afaik

>>70950371
no, twitch's is better.

>>70949514
Counterpoint.
Automatic permanent vods
Live playback
>no retarded greynigger ESLs and children
this one is just coping, they'll follow
Streamer side accessibility

>>70949514
every single stream would have like five muted segments

>>70950580 (me)
also I don't care, I prefer youtube but I'll watch wherever and grab vods as necessary

twitch is really better than youtube, in every aspect.

the best thing about youtubefags is when they ask all surprised if twitch has better video quality, which it has because of higher bitrate.

>>70950656
Except for what >>70950520 said.
Blocking ads is easier on youtube too.

just don't do shorts live that's the dumbest thing ever except maybe likes on supas

I get off of work and there's no VOD. What happened and why are you all talking about Twitch?

>>70950928
we are moving to twitch

i mean ideally i'd take the best parts of twitch and youtube and combine them to make a platform that doesn't suck at all
but unfortunately both suck in various ways, i just find twitch less shit for the streaming aspect, and if youtube didn't get a better cut i think you'd see most of the bigger youtube streamers migrate

>>70950928
coni wants to do more twitch streams (this is not news)
coni was very sappy and emotional and cute and wonderful today (this is not news)
coni privated the vod because she cwied (this really shouldn't be news)

>>70950928
coni broke down about aviel not letting her stream on twitch and she called him a stupid kike while drunk

>>70950371
>>70950779
From what i saw Twitch bitrate is maxed at 6000kbps while Yt can go magnitudes higher than that.
But since i don't know about the subject and people have reported varying mileage i can not state which one is better

We all would have been on Mixer if it hadn't died after a year

>>70951099
we'd all be on pomf if Aviel had the balls, and if the website could handle the traffic to begin with

what the fuck happened to kick anyway

>>70951163
it's a scam

>>70951163
Pretty sure only gamblers use it

>>70951040
I was really surprised when she called him a tunnel digging, child raping, money grabbing, nigger spreading, media controlling, jesus killing, big nosed, filthy jew
Kinda caught me off guard

>>70951012
> coni was very sappy and emotional and cute and wonderful today (this is not news)
> coni privated the vod because she cwied (this really shouldn't be news)
FUUU-! There's no Archive Bro in the thread, how long ago did she finish?

>>70951214
The part where she said it was her "ethnic blood memory as an Italian to want to destroy (((them)))" was a bit shocking, I didnt think she was capable of such language

>>70951401
give it time and itll end up on icebox
That being said, this thread and the last one basically live commentated everything that she said

>>70951163
it's the dumping ground of whatever twitch bans, whether it be gambling (mostly gambling) or individual streamers (culture war edgelords)

something i noticed in the last few weeks is Coni mentions aviel in almost every stream and she made that famous tweet. it's like they have a good time working together or something

>>70952042
AvielxConi?

i have a confession to make
too often, when i think of hte name "coni confetti" i hear in my head "chun li confetti"
i'm glad to get this off my chest finally
i can move on with my life now

Where is katta???

>>70951401 >>70949217
I only booted up DLP when she ended the game and sounded like she was gonna kill the VOD so I only have from the time she talked about Shiina until the end recorded

>>70952099
for sure. but seriously i like hearing those behind the scenes tidbits cuz I'm a big softy and i like it when people get along

>twitch beggars
You retards know you can just go watch the vtubers there, right? Fuck you and your cancerous emotes and lingo.

>>70952112
She joined Pochi in west Papua. Though only as temporary reinforcement

>>70952744

ask for it maybe she'll change her mind

Momo status? Stream this week??

Haha but seriously tho, I am in love with Roca.

>>70952964
Still fighting ligma

>>70953015
You and me both, brother.

>>70952744
When is Roca gonna go join them and rebuild the Dutch Empire?

>>70952964
Her super aids is being cured by experimental sperm treatment. She should be out in two weeks

>>70952744
The nigger to her right?
That’s me.

There's no way she cancels a second time right?

>>70951406
yeah that was pretty wild but not as much as when she said that she and fuyo were like blood sisters now after aviel denied their bluechew and lovense sponsorships and that they made a pact to form a new reich and were also planning on doing a collab asmr where they compete to be called the goodest good girl by the listener by trying to out pamper each other and eventually they start defensively accusing each other of being a more masochistic bottom and also at some point they end up swapping shticks to mock each other and fuyo starts going honk honk and coni starts saying yoyoyo and making weird goblin noises and then it escalates to kissies which is too embarrassing for coni to do at first until fuyo taunts her about not being a good girl if she can't give kissies and then coni immediately escalates to ear licking and then the next like 10 minutes is them playing tug of war trying to suck the listener's brain out of their respective ear and then at the end a winner is decided and the loser gets harapan'd with a full bladder and pisses themselves and then the winner gets too cocky and bratty about winning and gets corrected with also getting harapan'd into pissing themselves and this scenario is only going to become more evil and foul until they actually do it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>70953468
I'm just happy to know she's recovering well.
Despite still fucking up her health because of the shit lying around her room.

>>70953468
I dont know but if she doesnt start streaming regularly soon I will just stop giving a shit about her.

>>70953468
does momo have to do this to make her model's eyes open to their full extent?

Whenever people talk about Coni GFE I just start to miss purple woman. Having her take care of me with ASMR after a work day is the closest she got to actual GFE.

>>70953533
I want this collab so much, I hope your ritualpost manifests it into reality

>>70953317
As long as pochi lives she'll fight for the liberation and independence of the tribals (or the complete genocide of indonesia and anyone related to freeport)

>>70950520
It will also ruin member streams. Subscriber only streams are available on twitch but there's a 5 min preview thing that lets greys watch that can't be disabled. There's also no way to filter gifted members like Coni currently does for ASMR and you can't set custom membership tiers.

>>70949514
>no retarded greynigger ESLs and children
Twitch encourages audience crossover more. You'll get people that hate gfe suddenly dropped into the chat more.

>>70952744
Me on the left doing a cool pose with the bow

>>70953468
assuming you are the same anon making these posts I'm doubting if you're even a fan because all it's doing is bring the mood down

>>70953934
hey Momo, what would really bring up the mood would be for you to slob on my knob again please and thank you

I ejaculated into my 15yo sisters panties the other day and kept them because I'm scared she's gonna find out

>>70954027
holy based

>>70954000
coming soon to twichTV

>>70954027
Pocket them and throw them in the garbage just before the garbage trucks passess. Nobody needs to know anything

>>70954027
If you have access to 15yo sisters and willing to coom on their panties, you should be doing way more than that. They are nearly turning into hags.

>>70954027
Find God

>>70954027
anon...

>>70954027
just give them a quick wash in the sink and sneak them into the wash basket

>>70954027
is she hot

>>70953934
I love her, but I like shitposting and she makes it hard not to shitpost about her when she pulls I'll be back soon and pc hort stuff.

>>70954027
holy based
>>70953913
most carnies are against GFE anyways.
also its really not that bad, all those kinds of people are contained to their own circles. I watch a decent amount of twitch indies so I know.

>>70954362
I prefer funny shitposting but you do you, anyway i hope her comeback will be glorious

>>70954220
I'd do the same to Koko's panties

How does Coni know so many video games from the same time period as me. Is she literally the exact same age as me? But her voice is so cute and high pitched. Is it really possible for a girl to be the same age as me and have a voice like that?

Poko's brown, sweaty, tasty butthole...

>>70955562
good post

you all need to go back to church

>>70955105

>>70955559
Personally I think she's just into old shit, lots of zoomers end up rediscovering old media through tiktok, twitter, etc

>>70955716
Don't you mean synagogue?

>>70956003
we'll do synagogue on Saturday
church on Sunday
and on Monday we freeball

>>70955562
Post it.

>>70956640
I wish I could.

>>70957710
Bros where can I find my own Poko wife?

time to sleep, can't wait for green thing #1's return when I wake up
good night jewbros

>>70958553
Nini *chu*

>>70958553
Oyasumi

>>70958553
Gnight, its morning (i mean 11 am is morning at weekend) for me, but i hope
You'll sleep well, and maybe get some cool dream?

>>70958754
>11 am
Same here

I think Idol would be saved if Juna sat on my face

When's Pochi's redebut?

>>70958696
Momo has such a cute smile

>>70954027
Man that takes me back. I haven't had access to a girl's worn panties in years.

>>70959419
Still lucky guy

>>70959466
Grew up with 3 sisters and had a female Japanese foreign exchange student stay with us for a time, so I guess I was a bit spoiled. The Japanese girl definitely knew, though, since she was weird about her panties and I never returned them.

>>70959629
Wow. That makes me jealous.

>>70959685
It was so long ago now... 20 years or so. Fuck I'm old.

>>70959857
>>70959857
>>70959857