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For the 274th time, what is Ope?!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qb_-taYLRfY
Also ENTER the Demon of Sound and Lover of Idols, Nerissa Ravencroft from Hololive EN Advent.

>Streams
Next stream ("The Twilight Saga: Eclipse" watchalong with Shiori, Bijou, Fauna, Mumei and Iofi on Iofi's channel, Tue 03/05 9PM CT)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1fjdVb_vRCA
Last stream (Poppy Playtime, Chapter 3)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9M8CDS4nUA
Last appearance (Chatting after the Devour collab on Orihime's stream)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q7li6Uv3Cho&t=9035s

>Songs
Jewelbird cover of VIVINOS - OTOMEROID
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9aiuzVI35BQ
Cover of Nakashima Mika - Yuki no Hana
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SPWsptIhKkM
Archive of the struck down Moka - Lilium cover
https://archive.ragtag.moe/watch?v=-GUdYPelG8c
Unarchived pre-Valentine's karaoke (Feb 2024)
https://mega.nz/folder/Yn8kQApb#C6ofo8Ax1lsWwwHkYVdM0g
Songs & Karaokes rentry
https://rentry.org/karaokes_songs_v01
Cover playlist
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLSJG6WXf5JvFn2FWv_B5HP7DklUtdeZiM

>Useful Links
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@NerissaRavencroft
Twitter: https://twitter.com/nerissa_en
Art tags: #RavenCrafts on Twitter (Lewds: #depravencrafts on Twitter); RavenCrafts, Nerissa Ravencroft or ネリッサ・レイヴンクロフト on pixiv
Merch: https://rentry.org/nerissa_ravencroft_merch01
Previous thread: >>70572473
A word of advice: as per >>1, be smart and don't reply or engage in off-topic or blatant bad faith arguments. To keep peace, hide and report.

>> No.70694021
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>>70693985
>Basic introduction to the new Jailbirds
Debut Stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gg3SrFzHn9M
Crunchyroll Interviews
https://www.crunchyroll.com/news/interviews/2023/8/2/nerissa-ravencroft-hololive-advent-music-interview
https://www.crunchyroll.com/news/guides/2023/8/2/nerissa-ravencroft-top-anime-hololive-advent

>Tools / Creations by the /ope/ users
/ope/'s library
https://rentry.org/joint_operation_center
Collection of Nerissa's Sounds
https://rentry.org/demon_of_soundposts
List of recommended streams
https://rentry.org/ope_curated_streams_list01
Information regarding membership
https://rentry.org/ope_list_of_members_streams01
Appearances on other channels & mentions
https://rentry.org/Past_mentions_and_collabs_on_other_girls_channels01

>General Tools
Schedule
https://twitter.com/nerissa_en/status/1764445960917147980
https://teamup.com/ksua2ar4zft49pdn7c
Current OP Template
https://rentry.org/1-post-OPE

>> No.70694150

Love Nerissa

>> No.70694186

I love my wife Nerissa Ravencroft more than anyone in the whole world

>> No.70694225
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Rissa butt

>> No.70694255

Nerissex Sexincrotch

>> No.70694293

>>70694021
Have they played Bigfoot before, I don't know what it is

>> No.70694424
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sex with Nerissa Ravencroft after suffering the Twilight movies

>> No.70694486

>>70694293
At least not together.

>> No.70694525

Guys, give me ideas for the next Nerissa image. i need ideas what to draw

>> No.70694630

>>70694525
Nerissa with both horns and 6 wings.

>> No.70694652 [SPOILER] 
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>>70694525
Nerissa and Fauna kissing!

>> No.70695120

>>70694652
If thats what you want Rissa, you've got to provide the "inspiration". Fauna invited you to the closet already, the rest is up to you.

>> No.70695217

>>70694525
Shioraven gay sex.

>> No.70696281
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Hey anon don't forget to tune in to watch Twilight tonight

>> No.70696623

>>70694293
FPS where you hunt a giant murderous Bigfoot in a forest preserve. Bigfoot has decent AI that attempts to hunt and ambush you back. I’ve found it very entertaining to watch on stream.

>> No.70696828

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/116657401

>> No.70696985

Someone got the link to the movie?

>> No.70697119

>>70696985
>>70614905

>> No.70697223
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Fuck Nerissa I want to play games and praise the glory of Rome with her brother.

>> No.70697358

i will seduce, fuck, and become impregnated by nerissa's little brother. then i will marry him and become her sister-in-law and spend inordinate amounts of time with her. i will let her rub my pregnant belly. i will go shopping with her. i will cuddle with her and pretend i've never seen any anime but that i really want to get to know her better so why don't we watch some together and she will be NONE THE WISER.

>> No.70697413

>>70697119
Thanks

>> No.70697472

>>70697358
I want to have lesbian sex with Nerissa

>> No.70698313 [DELETED] 

Kindly requesting link for tonight's film.

>> No.70699193

Rissa always asks me to bite her neck as we fuck when it's Twilight watchalong doy.

>> No.70699467

Breaking Dawn part 1 will be on Nerissa's channel instead of Mumei
Internet hort inbound

>> No.70699652

>>70699467
Where did you get this info?

>> No.70699710

>>70699652
Biboo talking about the week's schejewel

>> No.70699871

>>70699710
The question is, why would they do it like that? Rissa has a collab before this, wouldn't it be easier for her to let someone else take care of setting things up?

>> No.70699900

>>70699467
Well that pretty much assures that the Ironmouse thing will only be 2 hours because she'll have to do more setup for her own channel

>> No.70701636

>>70699871
MUMEI HATES HER

>> No.70701871
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>> No.70701985

>>70701871
Brazil mentioned

>> No.70702300

>>70701985
VAI BRAZIL NUMERO UNO
CAMPEAO DE MUNDO!!!!

>> No.70702500

>>70701985
>>70702300
Are you guys watching a tier 5 stream or what

>> No.70702565

>>70702500
No. But Rissa was in chat.

>> No.70702575

>>70702500
Use your head it's Iofi's waiting room

>> No.70702683

>>70702575
I used and went there but there was no brazil mention

>> No.70702717

>>70702683
Oh that's just timezones

>> No.70702968

>>70702500
Sometimes I wonder if she or others who come from the same background have a secret discord to stream to their loyal old fans or something

>> No.70703027

https://i.4cdn.org/vt/1709686901397956.png

>> No.70703049

>>70702968
Yeah she does, she has a fansly too and we make her cum daily

>> No.70703096
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>>70703027
https://twitter.com/idol_activities/status/1765176135732593058

>> No.70703172

>>70702968
Don't let the paranoia pollute your mind, anon.

>> No.70703266

>>70702968
Some certain furry friends of ours have patreon

>> No.70703339

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AKzXKQ6nKr4

>> No.70703454

>>70703339
Interesting.

>> No.70704586
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Nerissa's armpits

>> No.70704951
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https://twitter.com/anyacchiiii/status/1765138192087343304/photo/1

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https://twitter.com/leidenfr0st/status/1765123746577387602

>> No.70705518

>>70703266
A certain sex demon has one too

>>70704586
looks like she has a sock stuffed in there or smthn

>> No.70706184

>>70702968
>he doesn't know about the tier 5 jailbird giga+ saturday night discord orgies

>> No.70706589

None of you know about the fembird only late night discord JOI sessions

>> No.70706621

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1fjdVb_vRCA
Jailbirds! Are you ready to watch the third part of Twilight~? The watchalong is gonna be on Iofi's channel, don't miss it!

>> No.70706791

>>70706621
thanks mane-chan

>> No.70706982

https://twitter.com/Dtatsu18/status/1765109543216836714
These men? all me

>> No.70707061

>>70706982
Put the pensises are mine.

>> No.70707375
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https://twitter.com/MouchuDOCC/status/1765108700967030920

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https://twitter.com/Napat071203/status/1765168291335557321

>> No.70708464

So has anyone drawn Nerissa fucking her mom yet? We all know that's the main reason she put her on stream.

>> No.70708511
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https://twitter.com/cultergeistart/status/1765085396705423524

>> No.70708555

>>70708464
Someone posted a WIP here over the weekend but I haven't seen any updates

>> No.70708565

>>70708115
March 7th my beloved.

>> No.70708624
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https://twitter.com/catsu_nyan/status/1765157764555259969
>>70708555
Maybe they found her mom too wholesome to sex

>> No.70708789

>>70708555
Was anyone able to save it?

>> No.70708987

>>70708789
https://files.catbox.moe/hepmo9.png (the wip)
https://files.catbox.moe/4fy8lm.jpg (something else)

>> No.70709080

>>70708987
Yeah that was the one

>> No.70709122

>>70708987
Damn nice. Holoincest underrated.

>> No.70709732
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Nerissa smothering my face under her bountiful assflesh and shaking my head with her bubbling gurgling braps that cause her asscheeks to slap against my face as the rancid gas fights its way free (and into my nostrils)

>> No.70709968

Why doesn't Nerissa add cover teasers to her live stream prechat as well? I've seen Kiara and Mori do it

>> No.70710081

>>70709968
This is actually a good idea. But I've seen this with orisongs, not covers.

>> No.70710117

I hate that I can't use that image for rissa butt anymore

>> No.70710150

>>70708464
Working as fast as I can with one hand, come back tomorrow
https://litter.catbox.moe/lyu30b.jpg

>> No.70710192

>>70710150
All those cocks? mine

>> No.70710222

>>70710117
unironically brapfag is better than christfag

>> No.70710316

>>70710222
Literally the lesser of two evils. But evil nonetheless.

>> No.70710448

WIFE DOKO!!!!

>> No.70710606

Iofi's waiting screen is pretty cute. Nothing to talk about on the music side tho.

>> No.70710797

On time! But please Rissa stop using that horrible asset, it just doesn't work.

>> No.70710858

Why is she using that jank ass png. It's trash and also trashy.

>> No.70710951

English subs if you want btw
https://www.subscene.co.in/movies/the-twilight-saga-eclipse-movie-subtitles-2010.html

>> No.70710990

It's pretty funny Bimboo tits plus emo bangs is such a bad contrast it kind of works

>> No.70711023

>>70710951
Two late, I'll have to try to learn italian on the flight.

>> No.70711097

>>70710858
Our wife has trashy tastes

>> No.70711239

I know there's no game, but I'm still kind of surprised they can have 6 Live2D models on screen.

>> No.70711413
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>> No.70711424

This is all Rissa's horrible asset fault.

>> No.70711623

Rissa I'll choke you until your eyes bulge out while I impregnate you

>> No.70711721

She's out of control horny today

>> No.70711817

boy I'm glad we have Bibo and others today, it will make this much more bearable

>> No.70712012

>>70711817
I should've watched the movie before, I can't multitask this.

>> No.70712090

>>70711817
I'm not even watching, just listening while playing Balatro

>> No.70712110

>>70712012
it's okay, you just need not to care about the movie because it's not even worth it

>> No.70712135

Where is Alice.

>> No.70712331

ALICE MY LOVE

>> No.70712640

This is cringe, Moon was much better wtf

>> No.70712754

>>70712640
They told us this was the worst.

>> No.70713009

>>70712640
They warned us it wasnt gonna be good

>> No.70713138

Our girl is crazy.

>> No.70713177

>Her eggs call to him

>> No.70713210

Jailbirds....your oshi....

>> No.70713246

Rissa is WAY into this lmao

>> No.70713450

Imprinting is literally the most fucked up thing in this movies btw.

>> No.70713481

Imprinting on a fembird

>> No.70713604

This is how they murder Jacob as a character.

>> No.70713610

how many times has she watched this

>> No.70713660

>>70713610
3 times the entire series just this year (this watchalong not counted)

>> No.70713664

>>70713610
Many times obviously. She even knows behind the scenes details lol

>> No.70714024

Please just let her date Alice, please for the love of god

>> No.70714166

Rissa, I don't think anyone cares about the lore...

>> No.70714435

and endless cycle of violence and vengeance...

>> No.70714458

Damn Rissa, they're just vampires.

>> No.70714561

While I think the character drama probably does something for the intended demographic, the plotting and lore are just dumb

>> No.70714687

Rissa at that moment was like "so THAT'S why I love Biboo".

>> No.70714865

I imagine this is the brap anon's favorite movie, with all the smelling.

>> No.70714887

I don't feel like getting in a relationship if it will be this cringe

>> No.70714985

pick Alice

>> No.70715012

And this is how Jacob got ruined.

>> No.70715085

RAPEE AAAAAAA

>> No.70715096

This is nonconsensual

>> No.70715193

Jacob cancelled...

>> No.70715226

ngl if I were Charlie I would deck Jacob for nonconing my daughter

>> No.70715328

>>70715226
The only time Charlie was a bad dad to be honest. He wanted Bella to be with Jacob so much he forgot that forcing her was wrong.

>> No.70715392
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Just noticed she has new discord pfp

>> No.70715449

WHY IS EVERYONE GETTING RAPED SUDDENLY

>> No.70715496

Why do they treat Biboo like a child?

>> No.70715515

>>70715392
BirbRissa my beloved.

>> No.70715544

>>70715449
Woman author, please understand

>> No.70715617

>>70715496
Just for the memes, since she already watched the movies long ago.

>> No.70715881

MARRY ME CHARLIEEE

>> No.70716125

me sniffing rissa's panties like werewolves on the hunt for bella

>> No.70716279

All of this trouble for Bella. Is it worth it?

>> No.70716368

>>70716279
No. Next question.

>> No.70716619

FUNK SOUL BROTHER

>> No.70716813

I'm pretty sure she'll stab herself to bleed and do like the Chief's wife. I'll Alt+F4 the movie then

>> No.70716858

Why is he racist

>> No.70717040

Now they can't help but notice the Texan accent.

>> No.70717129

>>70716813
She's dumb af, she'd do it.

>> No.70717362

Bella, genuinely kys

>> No.70717410

Freaking attentionwhore, seriously, only 11 year old drools over hagtits, why are vtubers so obsessed with being pedos?

>> No.70717567

>>70717362
And fast.

>> No.70717570

I'm guessing Jasper is a traitor

>> No.70717635

EVEN CHARLIE LIKES ALICE OVER EDWARD COME ON.

>> No.70717693

>>70717635
Bella would also be happier with Alice.

>> No.70717721

>>70717635
you need to be literally a huge faggot to not like Alice

>> No.70717881

Rissa isn't a virgin, her dad won't like me

>> No.70717910
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How I'm spending my night after this movie

>> No.70717946

>>70717910
Remember to clean after yourself.

>> No.70717972
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>>70717910
based

>> No.70718036

Edward: Bella I'm too good at sex, you'd die.

>> No.70718087

>>70718036
>Vampire I am going to college and I need your strongest cock

>> No.70718119

>The bald man in the canoe
LMAO

>> No.70718126

Not gonna lie, I'm losing some respect for Rissa knowing she likes this dog water series

>> No.70718127
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>> No.70718201

>>70718126
And not when she said it she liked like 3 months ago?

>> No.70718273

>>70718126
She's mentioned she liked this series a while ago anon

>> No.70718334

>>70718126
We've been through this yeah. But this comes with the whole package of her being the whitest woman on earth, you gotta accept it

>> No.70718356

Your oshi has made mine laugh several times tonight, jailbirds. I think she's pretty alright.

>> No.70718374

>>70718126
She has the emotional maturity and taste of a teenager. This shouldn't be surprising

>> No.70718381

>Bella if you want cock you have to marry me

>> No.70718427

>>70718381
Mormon author moment

>> No.70718434

>>70718201
>>70718273
>>70718334
I hadn't watched the series before, I didn't know what to expect, but it's truly awful

>> No.70718483

>>70718126
And everything you like is high culture?

>> No.70718563

I'd have watched porn if I wanted, what the heck is this

>> No.70718660

>>70718563
Porn for Mormons.

>> No.70718685

Who needs to read minds when Bella is this transparent.

>> No.70718755

>Look at my nipples

>> No.70718867

So, the wolf kid is gonna die?

>> No.70718889

>Jacob, come fuck my wife

>> No.70718928

>Cuck tent time

>> No.70718950

>>70718889
FUCKING LMAO

>> No.70718962

PLEASE soundpost that

>> No.70719001

"ITS C*CK TENT TIME" - Rissa

>> No.70719025

EDWARD IS A KEK FUCKING KEK

>> No.70719130

Jacob is dicking her from under the sheets!!!

>> No.70719145

>>70719025
KEK*
HOLY FUCK

>> No.70719214

Movie's ass BUT THIS WHOLE SCENE IS TOO FUCKING FUNNY

>> No.70719247

>>70719145
>he can't get past the filter

>> No.70719253

oh

>> No.70719408

aw what a wholesome bro moment

>> No.70719440

So this is cuck and bull pillow talk huh

>> No.70719472

>>70719408
I have to remind you that is he is currently being NTR'd

>> No.70719532

>>70719472
He secretly likes it.

>> No.70719558

This group just went full Jacob x Edward in like 2 minutes of the the tent scene.

>> No.70719607

>>70719558
Jacob/Edward and Bella/Alice could've saved this series.

>> No.70719609

Bella so mad her cuck queen fantasy is over

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>>70719472

>> No.70719734

She legitimately deserves to be raped.

>> No.70719767

This movie is actually fucking crazy

>> No.70719832

lmao

>> No.70719877

>Jacob's thoughts: OMG I wanna fuck her now that we're kissing!!!!

>> No.70719885

Who greenlit this AAAAAA

>> No.70720291

>hlgg seething over Nerissa swearing and saying c*ck
It's almost as funny as the movie itself.

>> No.70720389

>SNNNNNNOOOOOORRRRFFFFFF

>> No.70720426

>>70720291
I mean its legitimately true this is basically NTR, its not about Nerissa agreeing with or hating it.

>> No.70720433

>>70720291
She does swear too much, I blame her Twitch addiction and her mom saying fuck in front of her once

>> No.70720431

best part of the movie

>> No.70720486

>>70720433
grow up

>> No.70720489

>>70720433
All on her mom, that time changed everything.

>> No.70720496

>>70720291
I mean is your oshi always so incessant on talking about cuckoldry?
Is that what you guys are about?

>> No.70720526

>>70720433
Minors aren't allowed on this site

>> No.70720568

>>70720433
>twitch addiction
It's not an addiction its her refusal to act like a Holo. Why join Hololive and act like the exact same indie trash you were before?

>> No.70720691

yawn

>> No.70720717

>>70720496
Rissa wants us to fuck her wives, I'm sorry...

>> No.70720779

>>70720496
Rissa wants us to fuck her family in front of her, I'm sorry...

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>> No.70720944

So they fight newborns for Bella, but let the newborn die cause she wasn't whie, I see.

>> No.70720945

>>70720496
I'm sorry your oshi doesn't let you cuck her with her 6 wives

>> No.70720952

>>70720433
You are brown.

>> No.70720982

>I need a kiss on the dick Bella

>> No.70721061

>>70720291
/hlgg/ is a shithole, they stopped being /hlgg/ the momenty they embraced avatarniggers and homos.

>> No.70721158

Jacob please leave her...

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>>70720790
Love this little autist like you wouldn't believe.

>>70721061
This. That place is disgusting with their faggotry. It's been confirmed that faggots actually raid that place, so it makes sense.

>> No.70721305

Alice going out dress hunting with Bella...yuri particles are forming

>> No.70721352

Rissa, kys

>> No.70721403

Why's Rissa as dumb as Bella...

>> No.70721445

Why does Nerissa have her tits out?

>> No.70721448

She cheated on him irl too? what the fuck

>> No.70721454

Jailbirds...

>> No.70721610

You love it Nerissa, jeez shut up already

>> No.70721622

The tent scenes was actually kino, what a ride of a scene

>> No.70721647

>>70721448
With some director, but the entire twilight fandom pretty much turned on her after that

>> No.70721679

women being whores

>> No.70721729

>>70721647
With her dykeification she has been forgiven

>> No.70721766

Nerissa bounces off Mumei and Fauna so well. Wish it was just those 3.

>> No.70721788

She's streaming it again her internet better not take a shit this time

>> No.70721908

>>70721729
Seemed like she was hanging out a lot with older female hollywood powerplayer dykes, so it always has felt opportunistic and fake to me.

>> No.70721956

>>70721788
Her parents are streaming netflix and her brother is playing Total War Rome with his bros over discord so please give her a break anon

>> No.70721968

>>70721766
I've been liking Iofi's interactions tho, and Shiori balances it with not liking it... Like us. Biboo I don't think did said much, but her comments were pretty fun.
What I mean is, they're all good.

>> No.70722020

>>70721766
This. I hate Biboo and Iofi so much.

>> No.70722031

>>70721908
you can say this about any bisexual female celebrity desu. Don't care when it comes to Kristen Stewart though, she's so hot.

>> No.70722049

>>70722020
kys

>> No.70722075

>>70721766
Mumei and Nerissa are two sides of the same coin. Mumei is in pain and Nerissa has learned to embrace the cringe and pain.

>> No.70722113

>>70722049
Stop falling for bait, jailbird.

>> No.70722187

>>70722075
Mumei is consistently stunlocked by the stupid, unhinged, or embarrassing things Nerissa says it's funny every time.

>> No.70722279

>>70722187
She muted her mic so many times but you could see her reaction anyways, it was great.

>> No.70722321

>>70722187
Nerissa is the alpha bird. Mumei can only hope to be as stupid and bizarre as my beloved wife

>> No.70722326

>>70722113
>Bait
I dislike them a lot. I'm sorry my opinion hurts you.

>> No.70722335

Rate the movie

>> No.70722381

>>70722335
The absolute worst. -10/10

>> No.70722514

>>70722335
3/10 - not even a competently made film, made worse by the writing. Prob won't even recommend it on the end of month survey it's so bad

>> No.70722535

>>70710150
No offense, my dude, you do necessary work, but that isn't exactly Nerissa and her mom banging.

>> No.70722582

>>70722335
Stream was lots of fun, the movie was actually trash. Literally could've been an email if you condense everything plot-relevant.

>> No.70722636

There are a lot of long Bella/Alice fics, gonna wait until the watch along are over so I can properly enjoy the,

>> No.70722743

>>70722636
The what, anon? Please, I need to know!!!

>> No.70722886

>>70722743
candlejack got h

>> No.70722930

hey guys, your oshi sucks ass

>> No.70722938

>>70722335
Cuck tent activated the yaoi fans of the 2010s/10.

I can tell the next step is for this to go full drams, Bella/Edward get married, Jacob becomes the permanent pool boy, Alice and Charlie will remain the only thing decent about any of this.

>> No.70723021

Am I allowed to say that I didn't like how she kept saying the word cuck

>> No.70723085

>>70723021
no, because that is literally what was happening in the scene. grow up.

>> No.70723094

>>70722930
She sucks penis also. Quite well in fact.

>> No.70723137

>>70722930
>>70723094
Yeah, mine

>> No.70723209

>>70723021
People will justifiably complain if she does it more, for now just chalk it up to her getting way too excited over one of her favorite series.

>> No.70723225

>>70722636
I legitimately don't know why people would want to subject Alice to Bella though. I'm sorry, but in this instance, yuri fixes nothing. That, and did ladies really relate to Bella, I mean, we hate most what we see in others that we see in ourselves, but I think that shouldn't make her less shippable, not more.

>> No.70723236

>>70723021
Its literally what happened in the scene, how else would you even describe it then??

>> No.70723335

>>70723021
no, you are not allowed

>> No.70723366

>>70723085
literal cucking means edward was enjoying it when he clearly wasnt

>> No.70723412

>>70723225
Ladies relate cause some of them idolize some of the shit like dying for love and whatnot. Most romance movies sell that shit.

>> No.70723424

>>70723366
who let the children on 4chan, poor kids dont even know what cucking means. We need an id verification unironically on this site

>> No.70723489

>>70723021
Yes, if you're a Jailbird.
No, if you are not.

>> No.70723516

>>70723225
They have a good relationship (the bar is very low for this, admittedly.) Alice isn't super jealous or confrontational as Jacob or Edward, like she's actually a good person, which is why Charlie actually likes her. Basically, Alice could've saved Bella.

>> No.70723602

>>70723366
Edward and Jacob had bull/cuck pillow talk what are you on about

>> No.70723648

>>70723424
it would be more accurate to call it NTR

>> No.70723675

>>70723021
Did the other girls say it too? I missed the stream, but it looks like it's kind of a mixed bag. Not sure if it's vod worthy.

>> No.70723692

>>70723366
Just because your father enjoyed it doesn't mean that that's the correct definition of the word.

>> No.70723810

>>70723021
Sure, I certainly wouldn’t like it if it were a joke she commonly reached for, but it is obvious this scene has been a long running joke in the fandom for over a decade and what she was referencing

>> No.70723855
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https://twitter.com/AngelGC_art/status/1765087763492446608/photo/1

>> No.70723892

pebble here, there's a giga schizo getting mad at nerissa and trying to shit on her for making a joke at edward cullen's expanse (calling him a cuck, which he kinda was) just tell "him" to stfu and remember the protocols. Don't worry about it.

>> No.70723897

>>70721956
Lie to them and drag them all out of the house, invite them to dinner than bail or something

>> No.70723934

>>70723897
Yeah do that and leave the house all to me and Rissa.

>> No.70723940

>>70723021
>its ok if she used NTR instead

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70723958

Can't fucking wait to wake up and see this retarded argument continue here and in global tomorrow, night Jailbirds

>> No.70723996

>>70723892
he's trying the same trick in basically every split, he's in /uuu/ too, just filter and ignore grasshoppers, friends idk what nerissa antis are called sorry

>> No.70724034

>>70723996
We call them cucks

>> No.70724196

>>70723412
>Ladies relate cause some of them idolize some of the shit like dying for love and whatnot.

Well, eternal loyalty should be attractive, but that sounds mostly like just drama for dramas sake, since its better to want to live together than dying on a pyre for romance, and I'm a rather romantic dude saying that.

>>70723516
I mean, that is making the bar super low, like subterranean low because Myer made Jacob and Edward so bad. Its like those harem where you have the author write one person particularly well or having the most easygoing "i could be with this person" vibe, and then slop shit on the rest.

>> No.70724312

Was our soundpost anon the same one as shiggers? or Does he not just watch the movie?

>> No.70724334

>>70724312
different anons

>> No.70724351

>>70724312
>Was our soundpost anon the same one as shiggers?
Don't scare me like that.

>> No.70724455

A cuck can be reluctant about the cucking. The difference between cuckolding and NTR is that NTR is undesired, but the one being NTR'd won't stop it. Cucking is always consensual for all parties involved. So in the case of this movie Edward would be a cuck. He couldn't perform well so he got a bull (Jake) to satisfy his woman, albeit reluctantly. At least that's what I think

>> No.70724463

>>70724312
qrd?

>> No.70724523

Is nobody going to talk about how she said "her eggs are screaming out to her"? Is that not something that only someone /here/ would say? Or has that leaked out to Twitter and Youtube?

>> No.70724597

>>70724523
pointing out a woman is horny is now a /here/ thing

>> No.70724613

>>70724523
Anon, that's just her being a very online woman. Bitches be horny.

>> No.70724724

>>70724523
The floodgates were opened when that one esl supa chat complimented Rissa's amazing fertility. Rissa's also been REALLY horny for the past week or so...

>> No.70724763

>>70724455
nigga its literally the same shit

>> No.70724805

>>70724523
She said "calling out to him", and that's literally what was happening. Jacob is in love white one of Bella's egg.

>> No.70724848

>>70724763
don't reply you retard

>> No.70724852

>>70724597
>>70724613
I could have sworn that exact phrase was used in reference to Marine and it's definitely been used with Rissa. The first time I saw it was /here/ though so if it's a relatively common phrase elsewhere I was unaware.

>> No.70724884

>>70724523
That also could be a simple reference to a part of the lore that she mentioned before on a terraria stream. Meyer said Bella and Jacob were initially attracted to each other only because of the renesmee egg inside of her.

>> No.70724912

>>70724852
please use more sites other than 4chan.

>> No.70724948

So does Jacob get to plap Bella's daughter

>> No.70724986

>>70723996
Some people in /uuu/just don't really seem to like her that much. Nothing wrong with that, it's relatively tame over there other than a couple posts.

>> No.70725001

>>70724884
Would this not also imply that Jacob was attracted to Edward because he had the sperm that made Renesmee inside him kek

>> No.70725012

>>70724948
I vaguely remember Rissa saying someone imprints on her and Bella gets mad

>> No.70725026

>>70724948
Yes. She's very mature for her age after all.

>> No.70725034

>>70724523
She is /here/ anon
since last year it has been confirmed that at least she lurks in /higg/.

>> No.70725103

>>70724912
>Holy fuck bro she said the word forum she's so fucking here. This word has never been said anywhere but here and nowhere else on the Internet in the past 30 years.

>> No.70725132

>>70725034
No proof of this. This is just people being delulu.

>> No.70725220

>>70724948
>Jacob gets to have his own half-vampire loliwife
God he's winning hard.

>> No.70725290

>>70725034
/hlgg/ sucks though, it's a shadow of it's former self.

>> No.70725383

>>70725290
Yeah, I don't know why she would punish herself like that.

>> No.70725628

>>70725290
hlgg has never been good, the fuck you are talking about

>> No.70725857

You'll never be a 109yo teenage vampire in a toxic relationship with Rissa.

>> No.70725916

>>70725857
109yo teenage vampire? maybe not
Toxic relationship with Rissa? Just watch me

>> No.70726025
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70726025

https://twitter.com/_lynnear/status/1764920130251940062

>> No.70726035

>>70725916
You cannot. You'd melt as soon as she shows you affection and become a good puppy.

>> No.70726052

>>70724948
Reminds me of a good doujin with a similar story, that I sadly don't recall the name of, where the daughter explicitly goes after the 'Jacob' in that situation and brings over her mother's used underwear to taunt him and get him in the mood.

>> No.70726196

>>70724948
Isn't this also the extended end of Vampire Knight? The girl stays with her bother Kaname, then Zero eventually gets with their daughter?

>> No.70727038

Sex with a fembird

>> No.70727081

>>70715226
Looks like book Charlie did get mad with Jacob for this.

>> No.70729013
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70729013

think she knows what koikatsu is used for?

>> No.70729034

>>70729013
Yes.

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https://twitter.com/PXadon/status/1765273028655526080

>> No.70731369

You'll be baking, baking-dono?

>> No.70731425

>>70731369
If og baker is still not back, I can bake.

>> No.70731492

>>70731369
Yeah, I'm here.

>> No.70731520

>>70731425
Yeah sure. I ask when the times are weird because I think baker-dono is NA so they may not be awake at these times

>> No.70731565

>>70731492
Then I'll go to sleep.

>> No.70731644

>>70731520
From what I've seen, the baker doesn't have the healthiest sleep schedule.

>> No.70731825

>>70731644
Yeah... me neither ahaha....

>> No.70731853

>>70731644
The baker is mane-chan so they're probably working on jst

>> No.70732872

Preparing new thread.

>> No.70733387

baker died

>> No.70733439

>>70733387
kek
Though I think he's waiting since catalog is slow

>> No.70733463 [DELETED] 

Nerissa's poops in my mouth

>> No.70733496

Nerissa's cock in my mouth and mine in hers

>> No.70733523

>>70733387
Catalog is slow and bait threads kept getting deleted. If this continued we had a chance of falling back to page 9.

>> No.70733972

>>70732872
Fresh.

>>70733855
>>70733855
>>70733855

>> No.70734028

>>70732872
>>70733972
thanks chef

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