/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

*GENERAL NUMBERFAG SITES*
>https://playboard.co/en/
>http://ikioi-ranking.com/
>https://vrabi.net/
>https://www.vstats.jp
>https://live-ranking.userlocal.jp/vtuber-ranking
>https://vt.poi.cat/

Hololive sites
>https://www.hololyzer.net/youtube/index.html
>https://trackholo.live/en/
>https://holosongs.com/
>https://holo-spotify-stats.jirikunes.eu/

Nijisanji sites
>https://niji-mado.web.app/stats/hourly
>https://twitter.com/2434rankings
>https://twitter.com/2434subscriber
>https://www.nijiuta.com/

Twitch
>https://sullygnome.com/
>https://twitchtracker.com/
>https://stats.roki.sh/

BEHOLD
A OBJECTIVE TIER LIST

>>68846340
>i mean we had the dyke from idol, or filian as testament
The greatest testament would be Akemi
>THE HIGHEST SUBSCRIBED MALE VTUBER IN THE WHOLE WORLD
https://www.youtube.com/@akeminekomachi/shorts

He's about to reach 2M subs and might even pass Kobo for the highest subscribed indonesian vtuber this year
>and yet, his livestreams are sub 1k and his VODs, sub 50k for the most part

soon

Almost time for the queen to teach the shitters another painful lesson.

>>68844942
i remember unsubscribing from Nekomikuri because of this, i felt bad at the time because i knew he is a good clipper (as he is good at putting context on Japanese humor and reference) but now that i think again I've never seen his channel again on my home tab and recommended ever since 2021

>>68846445
Move Fuwawa down

>>68846220
anon end of last year Youtube itself was passing around data/internal memos that all this short push to battle tik tok was hitting their base with adrev tanking because watch time on videos plummeted

>>68846567
LIKE A CHEESESTICK ToT

The amazing thing about hololive is its ability to be both "wow this stream is so funny i will keep watching for entertainment" and "theyre trying so hard in their idol journey i want to see the succeed and be invested in their growth"

>>68846609
he still puts out fun JP clips, hasn't really changed much publicly for me

GRIM

>>68846609
he pretty much went back to clipping holo after his niji vids failed

>>68846351
gatekeeping ain't bad, it's a good thing, you don't necessarily want a horde of retards
thing is, there's a difference between gatekeeping/curating and flat out leaving the gate shut and turning the lights off
though in the case of Hana, gatekeeping or ffxiv was the least of her problems

>>68846567
Damn erotic cunny

>>68846537
Yeah, all for me.

Queen

>>68846648
Its great, you get their attention with the firts one and then they hook you with the second one, beats me why cober has been trying to get rid of idols with proyects like HLZNTL

>>68846670
Reaper!

Please mr Jap give me a fiddler chuuba next wave
Preferably someone that learned the fiddle in Europe so we get something that sounds medieval
Extra points if she can play a guitar and sing at the same time

>>68846445
Fww is the MC

>>68846648
That second part is something other groups don’t have, an end goal. The end goal of a lot of a holos is to be stage performers, your average small corpo or indie is just gonna do the same thing until they quit streaming.

Another easy 30k for doki tonight

>>68846407
>>68846428
sex hair

>>68846445
>Marine not in marriage
Are you afraid?

>>68846648
I don’t care about idol/music shit at all but seeing the girls on stage always pulls on the heart strings a little

>>68846622
Anecdotal evidence, but this channel keeps showing up in the Shorts part of my feed: https://www.youtube.com/@Puzzleguy
Nearly 2.5m subs, but check the enormous VoD gap between the 16:9 and 9:16 videos.

Hearthstone announced the year of the Pegasus, which is just a flying unicorn.
Have we ever been more back than this?

>>68846676
Everyone forgets that "gatekeeping" and "isolating" are two entirely different concepts

>>68846567
ToT

>>68846648
seeing the debutants grow and integrate in the company, get the 3D and perform at FES it's the fucking best, man i love hololive.

>>68846703
Can't you nigga post Nocturnal instead, Rpr is saving his virginity for Towa

>>68846672
he still clips nijis when he thinks there's something funny, but as many JP clippers have said, Niji has just stopped being interesting

>>68846877
>year of the pegasus
>when the year of the dragon is right there
Fucking retards, no wonder their game died
You could have done cool dragon shit and instead you do faggy unicorn shit

>>68846852
She's too old, I can't impregnate that

>>68846340
>i mean we had the dyke from idol
Rin? She actually actively filtered her audience because she hated the audienc the shorts managed to give her which is why she reclined

And here is for today's RASPBERRY REPORT; one with a FIERCE battle for raspberry gold with EVERY KINGDOM fielding their strongest available forces!
And today neither the full combo of the Centurion, Flayon, the bullet dude and Hakka with an IMPRESSIVE NEAR 400 STREAM were capable of even SNIFFING the raspberry podium because the stakes were too high and their prowess, too low!
Nijis had their whole raspberry ROYALTY present too with Scarle, a recently returned Kunai, King Aster and even the EMPRESS with her ultimate weapon
>Baldur's gate 3 part TWELVE(!)
but Phase was playing for keeps and dusted off their UNSTOPPABLE weapon
>Rie
which with a barely over four hundred, secured another gold for Phase Conne-
>JAZZ MUSIC STOPS!
HOLY FUCK, OUT OF FUCKING NOWHERE COMES THE MARIONETTE CHICK and she was NOT PLAYING AROUND!
WIth a barely over THREE HUNDRED she secured gold, dabbed on the Phase girls and dunked on the homos for one more raspberry gold for the NijiEN warriors!
>with the strong start of the month for Phase you guys didn't see that one coming, did you?

>>68847001
That's quitter talk

>>68847001
>needing to impregnate to marry a woman
Infertile women deserve love and cum, too

>>68847063
Niji still managing to win against phase of all things is so funny

>>68847063
HOLU FUCKING SHIT
MARIE WITH THE STEEL WATCHALONG CHAIR

>>68847063
phase btfo
raspberry belongs to nijiEN

>>68847063
people were worried that phase would dominate but it looks like to me that phase chuubas fucking suck at this
anyways I kneel Maria

>>68846980
CHUCHUCHU

>>68846676
yeah i mean look at NijiID

>>68846407
>>68846428
>ywn lick her belly button
why even live?

>>68847078
better off using an onahole to avoid dealing with the baggage

>>68847183
>for fear of what could happen
Do you think they prefer deprivation to normalfags liking their thing

Anon reminiscing about some Niji copystriking a clipper reminded me that there used to be channels doing those Most Viewed Vtuber Songs This Week videos, but several Nijis copystruck them and I think one switched to doing only Holos and another ended up dropping all Nijis and then quitting altogether because of college or something. They used to have comments both in Japanese and English from people who were happy to discover new vtubers. It'd be interesting if someone remembers who I am talking about to see if there was any kind of impact on popularity of various music vtubers. I remember KAF was up there with Mori and Suisei in those days, but looking at her channel right now, I'm not too sure she's kept up.

Set it to me straight people, is Nijisanji's handling of Selen the biggest ever VTuber story?

>>68847183
>>68846879
and again, gatekeeping or ffxiv was the least of Hana's problems
won't pretend to know much about the rest of nijiID though, didn't watch em

Nerissa unity queen
https://twitter.com/nerissa_en/status/1756925360732536967

>>68846710
of africa

>>68847263
It's straight up the Montreal Screwjob of Vtubing

Yo this doing numbers

>>68846609
he had a pure niji clipping channel that he shut down and went back to clipping holos
theres still a disclaimer in his channel about him never mixing niji and holo kek

>>68847323
chuchuchu

>>68847323
plap chu plap chu
chu chu plap
plap chu
plap chu
plap chu plap plap!

>>68847323
xu

>>68847263
The most EN-accessible for sure given that both parties made statements in English. All the add-ons whether it be artists/contractors/auditionees/former mods all being EN speakers really helps as well.

>>68847063
Unironically the most competitive tally in the thread

>>68846648
>"theyre trying so hard in their idol journey i want to see the succeed and be invested in their growth"
Idk about this one. It was cool two years ago but it doesn't come across that much recently. The instant gratification and boost holo offers to the any new recruit dilute this concept of growth within the company.

Gura is my siren and i will be drowned by her lovely Karaoke soon......... (god i wanna stick my tongue in her cunny so fucking bad)

>>68847063
I'm sorry for doubting.

> beggars now fighting against flips
the invisible war has provided some top class keks over the past few months

>>68846445
>t. flat fuck still salty that her sister always gets the boobs

HOLY FUCK UNICORN BROS!
>Mumei did the mating call!
NEIGH HI HI HI HI HI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=roF4Zj1AmrI

>>68847063
> RASPBERRY GOLDS FOR FEBRUARY 2024
01) Rie (Phase) - 338 - Undernight In-Birth
02) Erina (Phase) - 342 - Spyro:Reignited Trilogy
03) Rie (Phase) - 239 - Granblue Fantasy:Relink
04) Aia (NijiEN) - 462 - Zatsudan
05) Petra (NijiEN) - 565 - Blazblue Entropy Effect
06) Erina (Phase) - 482 - Spyro:Reignited Trilogy
07) Rie (Phase) - 394 - A Date with Death
08) Erina (Phase) - 370 - Kalimba practice
09) Erina (Phase) - 322 - Spyro:Reignited Trilogy
10) Flayon (StarsEN) - 476 - Apex collab
11) Bandage (NijiEN) - 340 - Apex collab
12) Maria (NijiEN) - 307 - Watchalong

> PER COMPANY
7x: Phase
4x: NijiEN
1x: StarsEN

> PER STREAMER
4x: Erina
3x: Rie
1x: Aia, Petra, Flayon, Bandage, Maria

>>68847342
>disclaimer
huh, I missed it

>>68847295
I think Nerissa should go away

>>68847295
Invisible council, how many months does she get in rehab? Heil hydra.

>>68847295
I hate unity

>>68847445
Of course, they are married after all

>>68847427
Is it from r/hololive?

>>68847412
How did my computer get hijacked?

>>68847295
Never thought I'd find Nerissa as distasteful as I do now
Such a glow down from debut

>>68847490
>Holoplus
Did Holoplus fail? I haven't seen anything about it recently.

would you rather
>have sex with Mumei once (but she will occasionally have short conversations with you over text messages afterwards that are basically just her sharing random shit she found funny or interesting)
or
>have sex with Nerissa whenever you want within reason (but you HAVE to be in a relationship with her, no casual sex)

>>68847549
from the regis 3d post yeah
they're still fighting under it

>>68847078
Abe…

>>68847570
they won't translate the damn thing

>>68847263
Never seen this many non-vtubing adjacent people commenting on it, I'd say Anycolor fucked up pretty hard.

>>68847588
I’d bang nerissa like a fucking gong brehs

>>68847490
>despite some statements, I've never mixed the two
kek, he didn't need to, he did worse by making the statements

>>68847588
Aradia

>>68847295
Shiori has grown me which I wouldn't have thought was possible
And nerissa has sent from likable to neutral

This is a kanaluna thread

>>68847588
Mumei>>68847701

>>68847632
Okay but how is to doing in Japan? Feels like everyone still uses Twitter for Holo stuff

>>68847063
>Baldur's gate 3 part TWELVE(!)
This is why NijiEN will never be as good as their Japanese counterparts. The one and only Shizuka Rin has just finished her 26th twelve hour long BG3 stream. The only non BG3 stream she had done in the last 3 weeks was a watchalong of the Dungeons and Dragons movie.

NOW, for the grown up audience, here is a totally not GPT'd Haiku
>DREAM JOB WITHIN REACH,
>FATE'S CRUEL TWIST, SHE HESITATES,
>MOSHI MOSHI, HITSUJI-SAN.

>>68847323

>>68847295
damn you Rissa, now you need to do unarchive karaoke again for me to forgive you

>>68846567
Now that I look at it, what the fuck were they thinking putting the tail straight through Gura’s ass on this outfit

>>68847570
>>68847632
That my main worry with holoearth they need to have translations ready to go if they want eop to play the game.

>>68847778
the number of likes for an official post reaches 10k-30k and comments around 50-500 depending on the content, so people do use it

>>68847820
Qrd?

>>68847063
Who is Maria's target audience? Idol shit is not niji's thing

>>68846648
TWAPPI

>>68847778
It's for sure not a Twitter replacement.
But it seems to be a decent enough supplement.

>>68847975
>CONFIRMED FOR NOT GROWNUP

>>68847820
I wonder how many nights she has spent crying so far over her choice

>>68846445
Not suitable for marriage:

Matsuri
Rushia
Mel
Aki
Towa
Botan
Suise
Sora
La+
Choco
Fubuki
Ririka
Ao
Mori
Baelz
Kronii
ID

Why did people shill this vulgur whore again
https://twitter.com/VBrightshield/status/1757095335564837361

>>68847183
That's just sad.
Remember, bros, your oshi has to be commercially viable and popular if you want them to stick around. You can't just be like "I want my oshi to be a 2view forever so they'll love just me!" because that sort will fuck off and go work at McDonald's eventually

>>68847820
heh, never change anon, never change

>>68846648

>>68847976
Every once in a while NijiEN accidentally drops a Hololite aspiring girl into their brand and chews them through the meat grinder
She was the Vivi of her time

>>68847121
Does HoloJP have any anti-EN schizos, or is that just a NijiJP thing?

>>68848050
She got corrupted by niji
It's over

>>68847994
I don't even watch her, but I want to protect that smile.

>>68848065
If you want your 2view oshi to fuck around and be with you forever, you literally have two options:
>do everything in your power to become her manager and/or biggest helper to push her to success, be it as an indie or by getting her into a stable corpo
Or
>grooming her hard enough to literally marry her and provide for her
There are no other options

>>68847871

>>68848089
Just a NijiJP thing. /hlg/ are Nijiniggers

>>68848050
She was literally always like this

>>68847063
>>68847484
>Adds Phase Connect
>Still the only competitive tally
Raspberry Chads I kneel

>>68848178
no they're not

>>68848050
decadent chuuba in a decadent branch, match in heaven

>>68848262
Yes they are.

>>68847263
Not even close

If Kaela was quick on her feet, she would release a cover of this song RIGHT FUCKING NOW!
>Brain Implosion Energy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azKiV4fMksY
(not the original version but I found the 2hu MMD cuter)

Also
>when the fuck Teto get this good?

>>68848262
Where did jp nijinigs migrate to then

>>68847975
rrat that she chose to join VERSEn over HoloX

Tell me about Gura
Why is she trying to overlap Koyori's news?

>>68847263
No.

>>68848384
LAMY SLOT, PINK LAMY SLOT, Gura slot

>>68847427
That's just flips infighting

>>68848050
some people don't care about cursing. See jailbirds

>>68848384
different demographics

>>68847263
I feel Rushia drama was bigger but I mostly go around jp sites

>>68847323
chu

>>68848384
5pm est is always memship

>>68848325
nta but unironically discord forgot if the most active one was project niji or nijiplanet

>>68848262
>Discuss dox
>Shits on en
>Tried to acts like 3rd rate nips
>Loves male Collab
>Loves niji Collab
>Shits on fauna especially hard
>Ignores jp yabs by deflecting to en
>Raids #
>Seeth about gura

>>68848042
Bae would be an excellent wife.

>>68848050
Vile

>>68847263
is it even the biggest in Anycolor? they killed multiple branches with drama already

>>68847263
No
this is basically gamebu but in en
big but not the biggest

>>68848500
Forgot
>dismiss any Nijiyab happening but go right back to spamming whore towards every Holo

>>68848306
>when the fuck Teto get this good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lLhB4sClLik

>>68848500
checks all the boxes

>>68848364
Care to elaborate more?

>>68848480
Anon, Anycolor stock dropped 10 full percent and they lost almost 200k subs (without factoring Selen 800k subs 100M VOD Views channel getting deleted without notice).
Rushia thing didn't even register in comparison, closest thing to it would be the chinkout (which was worse)

>>68848591
I forgot I was in /#/

>>68848643
I am not reading all that

>>68848632
To compare both you would have to forget you are in the western hemisphere because, as mentioned, Selen stuff blew to the highest circles including costing Nijisanji sponsors and commercial partnerships

>>68848584
around holoX debuts yagoo released an interview and one of the question was around the protection of the aspirants against poaching "because being a holo possible pick is like a stamp of approval" or something along those lines and the sheep said to have declined another offer to be on versen

>>68848643
>habberdashcollect
did he kill himself yet?

>>68848291
I didn't like the clones but Ai-chan had a nice last live and the company didn't mock afther she was gone either.

wtf i thought that homos reddit thread is already dead now but they still keep going

>1.4k waiting for doki already

>>68848643
redditors really think people care enough about their thoughts to read all that shit?

>>68848643
unironical mindbroken faggot

>>68848500
>Holo white girls are now the most popular vtubers.
Must be rough being a NijiJPweeb.

>>68848730
you should make a copy-pasta about versen for newfags

>>68848591
Anon Cover's stock dropped 10% too. Quit talking out your ass. They both dropped

>>68848643
He writes so much to say so little.

>>68848804
doki mogs every single holoEN member, even the shark

>>68848758
Off topic

>>68847820
Your GPT doesn't understand haiku rules. 3rd line has 8 syllables.

>>68848785
If you read all this
Can you give me tldr

>>68848584
>Care to elaborate more?
Well, here is a reenactment
>HEY SHEEP, THIS IS YOUR AGENT
>YOU GOT TWO CONFIRMATIONS!
>ON ONE SIDE; THERE IS THIS "H-HAKUI KO-YO-RI" PART FOR YOU TO PLAY IN SOME VR PING PONG COMPANY
>ON THE OTHER SIDE, SONY CALLED AND THEY'RE MAKING A MULTIMEDIA PROJECT WITH YOU AS THE MAIN ATTRACTION
WHICH ONE DO YOU CHOOSE?!

>>68848818
different reason, check the timing

>>68848804
You still see it here when they lash out and start going
>I fucking hate these fans, don't they realize all white women are bitches and whores? There are no good ones, Cover better not hire any more or else they'll be inviting ruin for SURE
Absolute fucking insanity

>>68844934
https://twitter.com/Helmir_G3/status/1757042084551241728
> Watamate prime replied
> He got blocked and the bitch nuked the entire thread
How are Watamates so strong...

>>68848832

>>68848769
We have a new EN queen. Shart is hiding behind membership today according to chumkeks

>>68848042
>Towa
fuck off

>>68848818
Ignore all the other points
Kek

>>68848813
yeah i wrote down different iterations of the same spoonfeed more times than i'm willing to admit, but i'm just doing vod reps until gura

>>68848836
I forced it end with that line taking artistic liberties to make it fit the intended humor

>>68848643
>Selen's fate at Hololive would be akin to Vesper. Or she might jump too far and might have left like Rushia, or more likely Mel
This faggot isn't even a clipwatcher, he just invented an entire world inside his head.

>>68846656
is it really that hard for these niggas to understand that hololive has created a massive fostering of encouragement for fan-made works and that's what propped it up past nijisanjer?
I actually enjoy ange, ars, nui, and kizuku; but ange is one of very few in that has an active fan community doing things and making stuff.

Like you can make anything hololive-related and someone will pop out and tell you 'hey that's pretty cool' and that's awesome. Even if it's just a duck soundboard or some crap.

>>68848889
Watamates are blessed by watamage.

>>68848643
lel

>>68848050
huh, actually pretty good banter if she came up with that on the spot

>>68848643
das a lotta words for nijicope

>>68848818
Anon, it dropped because of the investor report and the missed (moonshot) estimate by the market on where Cover revenue should be.
Anycolor dropped because of Selen situation

>>68848840
tldr magical thinking is a beautiful cope mechanism and cover is as bad as anycolor if i use enough words to stretch the sentences.

it's not fucking fair bros

>>68848643
wall of nijicope, lets pretend the termination notice wasn't full of 3 pages management spiteful seethe and contradictions

>>68848869
>VR PING PONG COMPANY
gets me everytime

>>68848643
Is this the person that has the note.com shit predicting Hololive's immediate demise every few months?

>>68848889
punished watamate

>>68848746
Imagine being so spiritually crushed and mentally shaken by Hololive simply doing a good deed to make up for a mistake.

>>68849061
I think he killed himself

>>68848643
This one is my favorite cope
>Anycolor is so generous that they didnt help mysta with his tax problems but instead allowed mysta to seek help from the competitor. Nijisanji really does have a big heart.

>>68848823
>this autism
Man's basically a bad ChatGPT in human form
>formerly taught physics as a grad student
tracks

>>68848869
DON'T LISTEN TO YOUR AGENT THAT'S NOT A VR PING PONG COMPANY NOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>68848869
Sheep is very entertaining and cute. Should definitely be watched by more people. There aren't many JP VTubers that can banter in English with their chat well.

>>68848643
Is this the guy who said he was literally mind broken by Hololive? Anyone have the image or link?

>>68848840
>>68848933 is the only relevant seciton of his wordvomit.
>'niji bad holo good', I totally agree, BUT
>btw I was a physics teacher
>bro, science is, like, relative, that's fucking mindblowing
>I'm sorry for saying Selen was a dramaqueen yesterday, I couldn't have predicted that she would confess to attempting suicide over niji, everyone makes mistakes
>BUT LET'S NOT FORGET ABOUT HOLO, >>68848933

>>68849199
>>68848746

>>68849034
This is why I self-insert as Mococo.

OH NO NO NO NO NO FAUNATOMOS!
>YOUR OSHI PAST IN THE ISLAMIC JIHAD CAME BACK TO HAUNT HER!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gP4T32wg6CE

Boy, if Mumei wasn't a GREAT addition to that stream and cute as fuck!

6 HOURS

>>68848889
The weakest watamate does it again, he fears no devil as he is blessed by watajesus herself.

>>68849005
I want to hold her hand and go on dumb little dates with her so bad..

>>68848643
Why is this worthless piece of shit dragging Sana into this when she left amicably and in high regards?

>>68849262

Do people not realize Haachama had the exact same kind of psych hold (minus needing to pay for rent immediately) and holo handled the whole thing privately and very professionally and let her come back after almost an 8 month hiatus?

Without management outing her in a document or anything.

>>68849262
Punch yourself in the balls already.

>>68849271
sana got full dough from the last merch run (council mascots) that went live AFTER her graduation

>>68848584
>Care to elaborate more?
Alongside >>68848869, here is another take on the same subject

Location
>Cover studio, meeting room
Date
>Some undisclosed day, February 2024
Setting
>Tanigo meeting with HoloX
Participants
>Tanigo, A-Chan, all of the HoloX girls

TANIGO:
>I called all of you girls here to congratulate you for another impressive year!
>The third year is starting and your KPIs are among the best of the compa-
**RING RING**
**RING RING**
(Tanigo gets interrupted by the ringtone of a Android phone)

TANIGO:
>...c-company! Koyori, in particular, she had a great year!
>Hitsuji-san, aren't you glad you took the call back in 2021?
>Have you chose your one million subs wish yet?
>Remember, it can be ANYTHING!

HITSUJI-KOYORI
>Y-Yeah, best decision of my lif-
**RING RING**
**RING RING**
(again the same Android ringtone)

A-CHAN
>Girls, as a reminder, if you bring your personal phones to a meeting please put it in silence!
>Your work phones are all iPhones, and that's clearly an Android ringtone

HITSUJI-KOYORI (thinking)
>I wonder which one of the girls screwed up, I bet it was Iroha, she's air heade-
**RING RING**
**RING RING**
**brrrrrrrrrrrrrrr**
(phone rings again, and vibrates right inside Koyori's purse)

HITSUJI-KOYORI
>MASAKA! This can only be a prank, someone slip a phone in my purse.
>Hahaha, Laplus, you bitch!
>I'll get you next tim-
**RING RING**
**RING RING**
**brrrrrrrrrrrrrrr**
**Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrr**
**BRRRRRRR**

>All eyes are on Hitsuji-Koyori now.
>Tanigo expression went from happy to discontented
>The other girls are holding their laughter and so is A-Chan

**RING RING**
**BRRRRRRR**
**RING RING**
**BRRRRRRR**

>Hitsuji-Koyori fiddles with her purse, opens it
>The phone is a SONY XPERIA ANDROID
>The visor shows a single name
>YOUR AGENT

**RING RING**
**BRRRRRRR**
**BRRRRRRRRR**
**RING RING**
**BRRRRRRRRRRRR**

>All faces are fuzzy now, the room is fading out slowly

HITSUJI-KOYORI (screaming mutely)
>NO! IT CAN'T BE!
>MY ONE MILLION WISH!
>I NEVER GOT TO MAKE MY ONE MILLION SUBS WISH!

(Hitsuji-san eyes slowly open)
>She looks at her bedsite table, it's a quarter past nine
>She takes her VERSEn issued Sony Xperia Android phone and takes the call

VOICE ON THE PHONE
>MOSHI MOSHI HISUJI-SAN
>IT'S ME, YOUR AGENT!

Written by Junji Ito
Directed by M. Night Shyamalan
Executive Producer: Larry David

>>68849262
They are not announcing ID4 when Indos are sleeping

>>68849152
Honestly sheep is the perfect watame alternative for me especially when watame goes on breaks or does her holofes reps
i just hope she doesnt do that coffee game or melatonin anymore

h3h3 might talk about Matsuri porn today they're doing deep dive into Vaush loli folder today

>>68849329
Meanwhile with Selen
>yeah we know she suffered from bullying and was on the verge of taking her own life... BUT...
It's like if a Redditor were in charge of this

>>68849329
You're confusing Haachama situation
>a regular medical issue, not a mental one
with what likely happened with Shion a couple of years ago.

>>68849383
Sexual child rock

EN4 is currently lurking these very threads. Act natural.

>>68848889
it just is

>>68848643
Same energy as
>But I am merely pretending to be a retard

>>68849329
Retard, you are mixing up the China case to her own mental state during college which she was failing and resulted to long-term hiatus.

>>68849429
She unironically doesn't look sexual there, just cool.

/#/ is a cunny general.

>>68849447
Hi
>>68849383
My wife.

I haven't watched more than 50 secs of Advent content in total so my opinion of them is entirely based on /#/

Blue Archive is shit

>>68849508
we can still make it sexual

>>68849447
Dear EN4, please avenge Noel and do a complete Dark Souls II playthrough.

>>68849447
Would be funny if an actual /#/'s autist ever made it into holo

>>68849447
Remember that you can't have your cake and eat it too. But try to be yourself as much as circumstances allow it, because you'll be a semi-"public" figure.

>>68849520
Yes.

>>68849586
Hagkek seethe.

>>68848869
theres no way, i refuse to believe someone on earth is retarded enough to choose snoy over hololive

>>68849586
This but unironically

>>68849641
But BA has hags too.

>>68849329
Hachaama wasn't publicly fighting with management, if she had told people to upload a song via Twitter that management said she couldn't she would have gotten in much more trouble. That sort of behavior won't fly in a JP corpo, Niji, Cover, or otherwise.

>>68849601
FWMC

>>68849447
>I give my oshi daily hourlong smooches through the monitor of my screen

>>68849447
Hey girl here's the only pieces of advice you need:
>be sexually attractive on stream (don't have to cumbait just act a little retarded about extremely benign things and get flustered sometimes while still generally being confident)
>do numberbait streams but don't be blatant about it (examples: do shorts streams but rarely)
>the usual "stay in the Holobox as much as physically possible" advice
And optional but selfish advice: hit me up for backshots

>>68849663
It's your average gacha, it's not as bad as it can get, which means it's good enough.

>>68849651
to be fair, IT IS sony

In case you guys missed it a news sex cover with AZKi, Lamu, Ayame and Kanata dropped
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=1NL-sIP9p_U

>>68849447
Just stay in the box and appreciate what you have, love and adoration will come to you as long as you observe ollie and do the opposite.

Shilling this JP 2view ASMR.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKr7cMwI_1s

>>68849723
Lamu my beloved

>>68849447
yeah, stars en4.

>>68849329
Haachama had a physical illness. Shion is the menhera that keeps taking breaks for mental health.

>>68849708
And has absorbed all of the ironic weebs in recent years

>>68849601
Mori

>>68849601
>Funny
More like disastrous, they would avoid overlapping Fauna and constantly retweet loli art of themselves

>>68849447

>My twitter feed is complete holo sex
Why do people say twitter is bad again?

>>68849586
I'm part of the Blue archive fandom. I only save coomer art but I will never play the game or buy official merch. Does that make me a Blue Archive Fan?

>>68849864
>Pomu
>holo
She's all but confirmed for vshojo

>>68849601
Pekora

How asian do you think the hafu holoEN parents are?
https://youtu.be/PWZnenTQDB4?t=253

>>68849803
Haachama is the illest, she's got sick rhymes and beats.

Since Selen was deleted from Playboard, I got her superchat totals from hololyzer.
Here's how they compare to Luca.

Notice that Luca used to earn way more money, but no longer does since the Luxiem collapse.
In fact, when it comes to superchats at least, both Pomu and Selen overperformed Luca. They also matched Luca on a per-stream basis, December was an anomaly because of the Luxiem anniversary and his cover releasing.

In other words, for financial reasons, there's no clear reason why Luca should be preferred over Selen or Pomu.

>>68849601
Literally Mori kek, guaranteed she knows this thread exists even if she prefers her general

>1.5k waiting for doki

>>68848643
Hololive is good, Nijisanji is evil. When will they stop coping?

It is real.
I kneel.

>>68849689
>if she had told people to upload a song via Twitter that management said she couldn't she would have gotten in much more trouble
HOLY FUCK, are you some sort of retarded and completely unaware of Haachama history?

Here is a short recap of her "rap battle" arc
>Haachama accidentally shows her face on a reflection on stream
>didn’t even delete the VOD, said essentially “the Cover jannies can clean it up”
>an anti latched and called her ugly, spammed her mentions
>Haachama puts a “diss rap contest” and promises to make a reply rap to the best entries
>anti makes a rap INCLUDING HER DOX AND FACE, with her doxx information in it, including her real name and pictures of her family
>everyone thought she would ignore and report to Cover to take it down
>management advised her to let it go, she didn’t
>Haachama instead ACTUALLY SHOW THE DOXX RAP VIDEO IN ITS ENTIRETY on stream (blurring only her face) and actually sing a MEAN diss rap at her doxxer
>doesn't delete the VOD either, and says unironically "if management wants it gone they have the access to delete it"

In the end management actually deleted it (about a full day later), and her doxxer .... he got so flustered about the whole situation he FUCKING APOLOGIZED, posted his very own doxx of himself for all of the world to see
>which Haaton dug deep and found a video of he himself sticking a cucumber in his butt for shits and giggles

Even after the chinkout ... no, SPECIALLY after the chinkout Haachama did nothing but to explicitly defy management AND tell the Cover jannies to "clean it up".

There is nothing about "japanese company" to justify how Nijisanji treated Selen. Haachama got away with MUCH WORSE

>>68849255
I was enjoying the comfy zatsu and actually almost fell asleep around the time Mumei appeared, it was the sudden weird noises that woke me up like "the hell is going on". Glad I didn't miss out on those two talking, even watching this clip put a smile on my face, they are so cute. Fauna joining the chat for a bit during Mumei stream was already a treat, but this was on a whole new level.

>>68849985
Fujo/Flip management is the reason

>>68850041
fuwamoco, kiara, do your thing

>>68848869
>there is an alternate timeline where koyori is still grinding in 2view hell
>where nobuhime never reincarnated
>where pekora stayed in nnd
>where miko never played gta
>where suisei and azki debuted in upd8
>where ayamina games stayed in upd8
>where luna was given the tsumugu treatment by nijisanji
>where gura opened an onlyfans and did content there
>where kiara did jav after failing to become an idol
>where mori died of an overdose living a rockstars life without the glamor
>where ina was born in north korea
>where fauna was that 1view book reviewer that interacted with /lit/ and disappeared forever
>where mumei studied womens studies and joined feminist frequency
>where bae died of starvation in her rat shed
>where risu was sold of to a wealthy indo sheik as a sex slave to pay her familys debt
>where ollie was entertaining
>where reine interned under george soros
>where kaela is still stuck in her office work

Predictable development: Doki now has Zaion status among the doxxsisters

>>68848889
im not a watamate but i would take up naval piracy again if watame says so

>>68850132
>where ollie was entertaining
nah this is where i draw the line

>>68849985
Luxiem didn't do as good as expected...

>>68850132
>where ollie was entertaining
Okay you got me you fucker.

>>68850161
Worse it's the Anitwt tourists from 2020 that carried and then dumped HoloEN 2 years later.

The thoughts of the average homofags
>I see it as a way bigger issue that unfortunately I can't tackle nor solve. overall this is just me ranting. again, Nijisanji has a lot of issues, but at some point, their fanbase and community had been what hoped HoloEN's fanbase to be like

>>68846648
This but JP only because EN whores can't be idols

>>68848643
He keeps bringing up analogies to explain himself, but he's not saying anything of substance. It's like he's constantly projecting "I know what I'm talking about because A=B and B=C" but what is he really saying? That Selen "probably would end up like Vesper" but where does that opinion really come from?
Instead of getting an opinion from some guy who has no knowledge of the inside baseball, you can just look at the behavior of the talents themselves. They're sticking to Hololive like glue, and fleeing Nijisanji like rats from a ship.

>>68849363
i can`t remember, is it the same girl ranting on xitter how everyone betrayed her including a friend inside hololive?

>>68849329
anon you are mixing up haachamas physical illness with shions mental one (which can be easily cured by gura cunny but cover keeps denying it)

>>68849985
Sea audience can't send supas

>>68848889
This guy's a schizo but he defends his oshi well and always shows up with receipts. I guess being mentally ill isn't so bad sometimes.

>>68850132
>where fauna was that 1view book reviewer that interacted with /lit/ and disappeared forever
pfft
She only disappeared for a while, I think she came back a few years ago to her regular 1view status.

>>68849601
Imagine a numberling getting into Holo, setting her streams to start at like FST-3 (yeah EU time), and raiding Fauna every single time, only streaming longer on the days she isn't on. All in the name of oshi numbers.

>>68850247
thats shondo

>>68850219
wait anitwt as in "ironic weebs with Lain/Asuka profile pics who are one bad day away from transitioning"?

>>68850067
Truly the strongest idol

>>68850222
beggars needs to do their matome reps because all this talk about united fandom is fucking hilarious
>or he knows and just want the girls communities immolated to the altar of the shitters

>>68850222
The comedians not idols joke and its consequences have been a disaster for hololive

>>68850067
this girl is crazy, imagine being the manager in this situation. The adults have left the room.

>>68850222
>call it idol culture all you want but I disagree that's the case because how true are these talents idol in holopro? The running joke is how unidollilke these talents are.
ESLisms aside this unironically makes me more upset than the usual shitpost, the dismissal is worse than the acceptance of it but calling it a problem

>>68849723
>menhera cover
Why is AZKi leaning on the yandere gf shtick? I am not complaining it's just really weird coming from her

>>68850132
>>where kiara did jav after failing to become an idol
i feel bad for her but damn everything bad that happened to kiara i want to re enact

How many for doki today?

>>68850226
Based

So what did Mel do after all? Did she feed the Nijikeks organs her contract info and Anycolor pinpointed it to her and told Cover? I still don’t get it

>>68849982
Ina's fit the standard asian parent mold. IRyS's parents seem more... western?

HOLY SHIT GUYS
https://store.steampowered.com/app/235900/RPG_Maker_XP/
IT'S FREE
RPG game making stream when

>>68850226
fuck off JPcuck

>>68850512
>RPG Maker XP
>free
N-NANI

>>68849985
It makes perfect sense. Luca had a dick. Why do you think they were willing to make Scarle uncomfortable for the sake of some Aster rrats despite earning more superchats than him?

>>68848643
Why is this so prevalent among nijifags?

>>68850506
IRyS' mother was a fucking biker girl, anon, that family's Yamato roots ended with the grandparents

Why is gura even sexier like this?

>Western vtuber
>Is into mpreg
Why are they like this

>>68850222
please stop trying to turn hololive into nijisanji, that faggot tranny piece of shit omega almost killed holoEN because of that

>>68850239
If that part about being a physics teaching grad student is true, he's is or was one of those frauds that infest academia that spam empty words because they don't have enough substance.
Brevity.

>>68850512
wtf

>>68850574
funny how i dont see these long-form autism from holofags. anyway, stay away from nijikeks for your sanity.

>>68850574
Then the weakest watamate came and managed to make zhey/zhem seethe so hard they nuked the thread

>>68850634
I really don't care.

>>68850332
Yep

>>68850595
I'm tired of pretending gura is sexually attractive, bros
At most she's an onahole

>>68849985
Might need to use google for help, it's still there, just can't search directly in playboard
https://playboard.co/en/channel/UCV1xUwfM2v2oBtT3JNvic3w

>>68849859
GOD PLEASE BE REAL

>>68850067
>>68850343
>>68850458
Here is a clip of her "aftermath" of the last rap, and a slighly less ESL JSL translation of what she said at the start
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWrIsIDKlfA

(Paraphrased and liberally translated from the meaning)
>Ooof, I'm tired!
>This was fun, wasn't it?
>Now THAT is what I call "Haachama's channel"!
>...
>Now, the archives might be deleted and the company might get pissed about this stream
>But yeah, if I can't do what I want anymore maybe it's time for me to go out with a bang!
This is not a translation but a paraphrasing keeping the tone and the meaning of what she said.
Then she goes at length about how she felt about the criticism, and how she felt the need to express herself creatively to fight the hate and malice of the haters and smothered the haters with her positivity and love

>>68850634
she got an amazing voice too

>>68850132
Thinking about all the JPs on dlsite and wishing they put out more stuff
Miko sex

>>68850512
I think this is a steam mistake, but I got it for free

>>68850658
>i dont see these long-form autism from holofags.
>>68723406

>>68850512
I dont know what the fuck is that supposed to do but im never denying free stuff

>>68850222
>the nijiEN boys were more popular than the girls and that’s the risk I’m willing to take to make Hololive like them
God I hate these faggots.

>>68846407
/news/ anchor
Reply with a short description of the news and a link to the source!

Somewhat stale news:
>Mori hosting charity for cats
https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1756988318481555571
>Shibuya Hal’s 3D announced for 16th February
https://twitter.com/ShibuyaHAL/status/1757009944820515272
>774 inc x Sanrio characters collab
https://twitter.com/774inc_official/status/1757013896177782868
>hololive song in Google phone ad
https://twitter.com/hololivetv/status/1757019221106598296
>Pekora voice in PUBG Mobile is out
https://twitter.com/usadapekora/status/1756876780722372736
>Linglan Lily sololive
https://twitter.com/theboxvtuber/status/1753999340794999061

Significantly stale news:
>Ina figma
https://twitter.com/gsc_kahotan/status/1756472868639056306
>Niji statuettes
https://twitter.com/gsc_kahotan/status/1756473120372961407
https://twitter.com/gsc_kahotan/status/1756473120225968141
https://twitter.com/DMM_factory/status/1756485703200821595
https://twitter.com/DMM_factory/status/1756485954737422683
>Ui nendo
https://twitter.com/gsc_kahotan/status/1756482190375075917
>Pekora x FGO figure prototype
https://twitter.com/aniplex_plus/status/1756503319177011672
>NijiEN Mario Kart canceled to ensure well being of it's members
https://twitter.com/NIJISANJI_World/status/1756215919431634958
>Pekora's live at karaokes
https://twitter.com/usadapekora/status/1755892216051175475
>Moe Chitose graduation
https://twitter.com/voice_ore/status/1756509686252376153
>TaMaRiBa on using vtuberes to revitalize regions
https://twitter.com/tx_tamariba/status/1756499635965931533
>Vtuber Fairy Rhyme holds “Otogi Meeting vol 1” ft. Ci, ChumuNote and many other artists
https://twitter.com/otogiverse/status/1755539490377281739
>Salome and Sango x SpainMura collab, promoted by the Mayor
https://twitter.com/Shima_Hashizume/status/1756105700529377474
>First Stage Production 1st Gen 3D debut
https://twitter.com/1stpro_official/status/1749420106537717996
>Karubi x Grpaht
https://grapht.tokyo/akamikarubi
>Natori Sana x La Cittadella
https://twitter.com/37bakutan/status/1755879216581644450
>V_Reak announced for March ft. Enogu, Epeler and many other artists
https://twitter.com/vtuber_mode/status/1756604093462942139
>Tamaki figures and plushie
https://twitter.com/norioo_/status/1756604627435528483
>Gura x Sushiro
https://www.facebook com/ipass.card/posts/pfbid02GkQhWZcSrJEsFxMDnTb9hgB6o3EJs2ystfwbpRgTy16M6GJZS5LpoXwoafVqUcmil
>>First Stage Production 1st Gen 3D debut
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ld0pLWnC8CA
>Diana Garnet debuted as a Vtuber
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ywHoVb1TrBs

>>68850222
What echo chamber created all these homo/nijibeggar drones? Their community has no virtue, they just sit around watching no streams, making no fan content, and bitching about Hololive.

>>68850574
loud minority cooked too much in their echo chamber and completely lost touch with reality and don't know how to cope, that's the power of social networks algorithm at play

>>68850722
>2013
How many RPG Makers have come out since that one released?

>>68850476
I'm not offended by the dumb ideas of some retarded Holostars clipwatcher.
Screaming about how Holos aren't idols on the month before Holofes, where 16k *4 fans will be cheering them on in person while they sing a shitload of idol songs, is basically just a man sitting in a house fire denying it's warm

>>68850512
supposed to be free

Goober Karaoke in 5 mins

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0i5H-db8gYY

>>68850812
Outdated RPG Maker, you can make RPG and adventure games in it, you probably can recognize it from all the Japanese porn games
XP sadly doesn't support web browsers and mobile phones but it's still pretty good

>>68850693
I'm getting hard just by looking at her thumbnail

>>68847295
and then she wonders why people shit on her everytime she egosurf

>>68849447
If you come here put cold steel in your likes

>>68850222
you think he was baiting but then you realize he posted this in Holostars reddit, they were posting this among themselves. How come one single branch invites so many antis for the girls, this is why /stars/ refuse to merge with /mans/

>>68850825
Do you not remember the 20k SQUAD collabs? They're probably just reminiscing about shit like that.

>>68850222
>but at some point, their fanbase and community had been what hoped HoloEN's fanbase to be like
Bootlicking Cover at every opportunity, doxxing and sending death threats to talents that left?

>>68850884
Shark-girl Idol of Hololive EN!

>>68849985
>In other words, for financial reasons, there's no clear reason why Luca should be preferred over Selen or Pomu.
you know how ennafag keeps posting dumb doki bait? dorya she will never fall off, 30k floor, etc? that's niji management but without any irony
reality doesn't actually matter, luca is 'valuable' because he was, at one point during a flash in the pan, worth more. very briefly. they would throw everyone else in nijiEN into the shredder for the sake of luxiem even if luxiem was bringing in a total of $3.50, just because they used to be big.

>>68849447
I speak for EVERY numberfag /here/ when I say that we absolutely LOVE flavour of the month slop in THIS thread. Buff content, Buff games, Buff lifestyle, with a dash of debuff kusoge to spice things up of course. Always hop on the hype train, never be late to any of it. or if you're daring enough try to create your own bandwagons by being a dumpster diver buff content hunter.
Lore Lore Lore Lore. We love lore here ACKSHUALLY. Take a bird's eye view and become your own biggest fan. You are your lore so always present an exaggerated version of yourself and your personality. You are your own brand so ceate something that makes (You) happy. But never forget that your fans are also a big part of your brand identity so work towards making them happy as well and through their support maybe you'll build something great. And lasty but definitely not the least Leech Fubuki.

>>68850512
im horny and i need some good rpgmaker eroge

>>68850942
>antis for the girls
not incel btw

>>68850884
Members only stream to dodge getting mogged by Doki again?
Would be pretty funny to watch Gura karaoke get beaten by Doki neopets but I understand not wanting to get embarrased like that, smart move from the shark.

>>68849447
Play hard into the kayfabe only on your twitter period. After that, on your actual debut stream and after, bee urslf.

>>68850941
Weren't all of those just Kronii's fans? I don't think homobeggars even show up for the homocollabs.

>>68849985
Luca confirmed financially negligible

>>68850669
Seriously? Do you got a screenshot of them arguing?

Gura.

>>68851083
If you search that username you can still see the strongest watamate's replies

>>68850512
thanks king, i downloaded it
in the search columns it says 90% off, but in the store page it is 100%

>>68851069
No, those were the only times homobeggars actually did watch streams
Kronii's fans rapidly stopped being Kronii's fans after that

>>68850574
>REEE HOLOLIVE IS POPULAR
Summing it up.

SHARK TIME

HERE ANONS; the ultimate "would you rather"

would you rather
>have sex with your oshi at will
or
>give the VERSEn sheep a chance to go back and pick up the VR Ping Pong option instead of Sony
CHOOSE WISELY!

>>68851172
Sex with oshi

>>68850639
anon, there is a reason why he has time to post shit about vtubers on reddit. He is a failure in academia.

Back to the rice fields motherfucker

why are they flirting on main

>>68847063
Phase BTFO, NijiEN is too strong.

GURAAAAAAAAA

はい!はい!はい!はい!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOHHzEsqNU8

>>68850884
>running away from another doki mogging

>>68850818
>the nijiEN boys were more popular than the girls
>were
>WERE
Motherfucker, Luxiem's trendline is bordering on becoming less popular and revenue-generating than current-year Tempus. If I was coming from the perspective of wanting a Stars-oshi to succeed, NijiEN's a perfect example of how to completely fuck things up so badly that they've managed to make Omega seem competent by comparison. And I'm comparing Luxiem here! For any other wave, even Flay and Axel can't beat NijiEN in the raspberry tally anymore. The only reason you'd want your boytoy to debut in NijiEN is so that the company tortures him so hard that you actually stand a chance of grooming your corpo of choice.

GURA IS LIVE

>>68851172
Sorry Mona, I'm probably the only one here that has your membership, but fucking my oshi whenever I'd like takes precedence.

GURAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>68849447
I am willing to pay you up to $50,000 to have Ceres Fauna graduate from hololive