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Sexy hags

>>68655292
Getting Chinese later, LNY today.
Grocery duty today, just came home from it

>>68656315
i gotta do groceries tomorrow afternoon. kinda dont want to but im out of bread so might as well

Playing Legos with Mio.

>>68657275
Sunday grocer huh. I see.
Gotta ask, you do have a current job, yeah?

>>68659580
Eating Mio's legos

>>68661134
I don't think she would appreciate that.

sex with spiders

>>68661662
Don't most spiders kill their mates after sex?

>>68661829
God, I hope so.

>>68661829
common misconception

>>68661662
Imagine all the freaky stuff she can get up to with those legs

>>68662124
Hag spider wives where?

>>68662322
>you spank ami's unguarded ass
>her hydraulic spiderlegs automatically, reflexively wrap around your hand
>she bites your neck with her fangs and injects amitoxin directly into your bloodstream
>you slowly (but pleasantly) lose feeling throughout your body
>she whispers in your ear, "saucegirl's hungry and needs sauce"

>>68660492
tomorrow is saturday for me bro you gotta remember lol-- also yeah i work from home, it sorta became standard after covid

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8LmLFFNKNA
she's pretty sweet today

Lui looks different...

>>68664258
Ah right, America.
Oyas if you're already asleep, cake-chan, we're about to leave

>>68665812
Yeah somehow resembles Ayame.

>>68666532
im gonna binge a couple of eps of bocchi the rock because ive been putting it off forever and ive been trying to catch up with what im inteested in watching-- ima be up for a while longer

Fumi taught me today that eating oranges with snow doesnt taste very good

hag laughs are killing me sweetly

>>68667964
Taking a shower with Mio and then brushing her tail.

>>68669103
*sniff*

>>68666944
And now I'm back...
Advanced ohayo if you see this tomorrow

>>68666471
After Mary getting drunk on stream a few days ago and Aki getting REALLY drunk in last night's streams, I want them to do a drinking off-collab.

>>68671274
bout to go to bed rn actually-- finished 4 episodes, watching 4 tommorow and 4 the day after. my eyes are beginning to close by themselves so yasumi

Try not to die while I'm asleep

Hag cosplay

>>68674649
Speaking of hags...when are we gonna get hags in zoomer garb in HSM?

>>68674649
The makeup makes it seem she's crying.

>>68674841
That should make it worse but I kinda dig it. Here's one without the teary eyed look.

>>68675197
Yeah that's definitely better.

>>68676172
The amount of skin exposed...

>>68676172
new fubuki model on the left??

>>68677567
RTX on.

The important question is are these cosplayers over 30?

>>68681005
Good luck figuring that out with all photoshop and filters going on

>>68681861
needs more sideboob

Thread needs more Korone

>>68682181

>>68672260
If you're awake

A. Your "oyachumi" is cute
B. Ever did cosplay?

Varnis drew Mio masturbating cause he had an “overwhelming urge” to draw her
Thinking about getting bred by a /hag/chad: https://files.catbox.moe/ehg3m0.png
Squirting Wolf: https://files.catbox.moe/idj6v0.png

>>68683651
Holy fuck those saggers

>>68683459
lol thx, also yea i have, i used to do love live cosplays, but only because my friends were also doing them-- this was years and years ago though, i havent cosplayed in a real long time.. maybe 2016-17 was when i last did? dont remember

>>68683651
me irl

>>68684078
Good lawd that's when I was about to exit college...

Ever since the end of college, its just an L-slide for me...

>>68685589
unfortunate

>>68685900
Yeah, really

>>68684169
Well...

>>68686988
>68686988

>>68686988
well

>>68687350
>>68687305
Assuming these both were you cake-chan...
Man! Mmmmh!

Let's hope we get some nice hag figures in the holo section

>>68687988
not actually me irl. if i had mios chest i dont think id be here kek

post pic or gtfo

>>68689103
omg i totally forgot about wonhobby-- i hope they dont open preorders too quickly i need time

>>68689180
Pics are just starting to be posted so you probably got time

>>68689278
well no im excited for the pics i just dont want them to go for sale too quickly

Oh for sure, hope you find something you like

>>68689548
Meant for>>68689344

Very nice elf

>>68689599
?????????????? already??

>>68689599
>>68689926
This is not made by goodsmileco, btw. It's a garage kit made for JPfans. I can't remember for what con was it but FWMC replied it to it on twitter

>>68690415
Wait, this is for a convension that's happening these days? got a # so I can lurk?

>>68689120
Its fine, all booba is good booba. Anyway, watcha up to?

>>68690530
That pic was from December. The figure stuff has nothing to do with it.

>>68690597
just took a shower, getting ready to leave in a couple hours for groceries

>>68689599
>you will never get mpreged by two dog hags knotting in your asshole
why live?

>>68692455
This is the getting hags pregnant thread not the other way around.

>>68692455
Enjoy your prolapse.

Nyazki

>>68691879
Just finished another chapter in a game I play. Its 3am and I have online church in the morning so yasu, cake-chan.

>>68694262
gn seabro

>>68697943

>yandere thread
>barely any yandere

>>68699394
Close enough?

>>68691490
HAGTAN!?

>>68681861
>>68683651
Damn hag needs salvation!

>>68699394
Please...I just need more Hag Botan...

>>68700826
I found it. Literally just white hair Misato FUCKFUCKFUCK I NEED

>>68700913
I don't care if it's right or wrong, I'd take advantage of drunk Botan.

>>68708676
Just saw a clip of them playing GeoGuesser with Azki. It was very cute.

>>68703953
Mio's chocolate is the best!

>>68710143
Friend chocolate.

>>68713958
SEXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Lui

>>68716947
Does she come with a Ganmo?

I'm the anon from >>68538527, here to provide an update.

I met her in-person today, and it went well! I plan to take it nice and slow, see where life goes.

For lurkers here. Take the /hag/ pill now and you will GWS.

>>68716947
a little disappointed with wonhobby-- only 2 painted prototypes is kinda crummy compared to previous events where they destroyed you with new info. maybe theyre saving it for 5th fes

https://youtu.be/TPZys9f2EEM

>>68719212
oh shit congrats anon, I bid you good luck

>>68695329
And I'm awake again.
Have to be...ugh...

>>68722271
gm seabro

>>68722812
Have to sit through hours of platitudes again...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=so4I2gOhSnQ
Lolihag bnnuy plays Palworld once more.

>>68723210
ive had the great fortune of never having to sit through church ever

>>68724016
Lucky.

At least this one aint Catholic

gn Haggots!

>>68722812
Pardon for me being forward but...
You down for a...private cos?

>>68732128
in all fairness no not really-- though if what i suggested a couple days ago comes to pass, (that being, giving up dating irl and seriously going for someone here) id seriously be happy to-- otherwise im fine just chatting here

>>68733156
kind of an awkward response but i just woke up from a small nap and i wanted to respond as soon as possible because its kind of a miracle i woke up only a few mins after your msg

>>68733156
>>68733384
Not really, its a sensible one even.

At least he tried

Anyways, I love my darling!

>>68735492
to tell you the truth im not even quite sure what you meant-- if you meant someplace else like a chatroom or board im not aware of yeah maybe but if youre saying someplace like discord then eh no thanks-- i know ive told you folks a lot about myself but for the moment i still value my privacy. this is 4chan after all

>>68736650
Assumin you was referring to me, it wasnt a no at least

>>68737282
Yeah, I primarily meant the bedroom.

>>68737563
what is "the bedroom" referring to kek-- were you just flirting?? if so wow i must be 12 different kinds of retarded

>>68737798
i feel bad, i think i get what that one anon from over a week ago about women being bad at reading men. or wait was it the other way around. i dont remember what he said

>>68737798
I did not want to be forward but yeah, I sorta am.
A cosplay, for an audience of one.

>>68737563
this offer open to everyone?

>>68732128
OH MY FUCKING GOD WAIT I ACTUALLY AM RETARDED

Why is one incel trying to turn this into his personal chatroom? Go to /soc/

>>68738078
jesus christ my brain interpreted "cos" as "conversation," when i think about it for more than 2 seconds that makes zero fucking sense. thats embarassing sorry for the confusion

>>68738469
IN MY DEFENSE i had just woken up when i answered your question so cut me some slack

>>68738082
[Spoiler]any bio femanon.[/Spoiler]

>>68732128
ok please ignore everything i wrote, im taking it from the top-- what do you mean, like order a cosplay you want me to wear? feels kinda not worth it lol

>>68738984
Yeah, somn like that

SEAbro, I'm not trying to be a dick, but do you have autism? This shit's awkward as fuck.

>still no timestamp post
male until proven otherwise

>>68739923
I want Reine to stare at me like that and tell me something in indonesian.

>>68737291

>>68740109
>>68739754
What?

>>68738261
>incel
Nta, but go back

Haggots, I have a request. Please post hags doing the Roman salute. I'm cooking something.
I also need hags in militar uniforms

>>68739754
i think hes sweet. at least he has the guts

>>68741341
Hey, thanks.
T.SEAbro

>>68739923
heres my deal. as far as im concerned im not obligated to do this at all until i want to, which will likely happen sooner or later. in case you didnt notice, ive pretty much entirely refrained from putting myself out there in conversation in this thread, and ive spoken pretty much exclusively whenever im called out to, the vast majority of times by >>68741485
this guy. i dont speak because i dont want to look like a whore, and if i go ahead and do what youre asking, i worry that only then will people seem to feel like reaching out to me. which is kinda depressing. meanwhile heres seabro talking to me for my character alone. i think thats nice

i dont want to seem like a bother to the thread but if he wants to speak to me im replying to him

>>68742164
>>68742252
High time we all moved past "there are no (biological) girls on the internet"

>>68742379
There are no girls on the internet, biological or otherwise.

>>68742465
Then what the hell have we been all simping for then?

>>68742252
And really, thanks for standing up for me.

>>68742810
every chuuba is an ai

>>68742854
no problem but dont say it like that. its kinda corny. youre cool though

>your hagshi
>is she streaming on Valentine?
>Are you doing anything special that day?

>>68743104
no.

>>68742878
Avatars.

>>68743297
I thought it was the same process that happened in Lawnmower Man, the movie not the short story

>>68742810
Avatars given "life" by actors.

>>68743104
Both no.

>>68743104
Anyway, watcha up to now, if you're still up

>>68744490
watching my fourth episode of bocchi of the night and then im snoozin

>>68744738
you replied to the wrong person but. i figured lol

>>68744800
Oof.
Just booted up my pc atm

>>68743104
idk yet, haven't checked her schedule in weeks lol, I just get an instinct for when she streams

>>68744738
Oyachumi if you're already sleb

My poor poor hagfriends trying to talk to a hag...
Need hag meeting correction to practise their skills...

>>68748659
she looks so warm... I don't know how these people can color so well

>>68749423
Good lawd she wants him (me)

Pol

>>68730371

>>68743104
She doesn't do schedules but I hope so. I have no plans other than calling my mother and grandmother.

>>68747058
I'm waiting until I'm in better shape before downloading a dating app.

>>68754290
You will only find women that date men as a hobby in a dating app. No worthy person use them

>>68754392
Where else am I supposed to meet them and filter by age?

>>68754392
It has never been more over.

>>68754464
Churches, courses, hobby groups. That's the most healthiest places to meet someone

woah

>>68755675
Sorry I was building my real grade Sinanju.

/vt/ League 6 banner

>>68756665
Nice Mion.

>>68757612
Kek

>>68760394
Me and who?
Fr tho you already know.

>>68761706
That's Fubuki anonchama.

>>68761834
I was swappin foob with someone else.

I wish to tease a hag about her age and then ravage her all night to make her feel better. Then finding out I got her pregnant in one of these sessions of carnal passion. Getting to see her belly grow with my child and sampling her milk once she starts lactating. Massaging her back and feet as the pregnancy progresses and she takes care of me with her mouth or hands to avoid harming our child. Panicking and fussing over her when the day comes for our child to be born. Standing by her side as she endures the pain until the doctor has the baby in hand. Looking at and carrying the child we both made delicately before passing it over carefully to my hag wife. Heading home with our sleeping baby in her hands, both of them tuckered out on the car ride home. Pondering what the future holds for our new little family as the engine hums along.

>>68762744
Kino writing brother.

>>68762895
I'm not the best at writing so I just wanted to jot down my train of thought and share a bit.

>>68762744
golly

>>68764316
Uh...that you cake-chan?

>>68764680
how in the flopping fuck could you tell

>>68741341
Fair enough. I'm not very good at picking up on the tone of a conversation.

>>68764680
morning btw

>>68764751
Congrats you have your first creepy stalker

>>68764751
By where or how you react lol. Ohayo btw, kids (nieces/nephew) were here, was a riot per usual. They went home hours earlier tho, school tomorrow for the older nieces

>>68765442
i guess i Am pretty consistently up at this hour. also sounds like a pain

>>68766115
Yeah, tell me about it.
Lil boy be a chonker tho

>>68766779
im a firm believer in the sentiment that all kids are pieces of shit. unless theyre mine in which case they are angels

What is my wife doing to my girlfriend?

>>68767402
clearly, your wife is giving your girlfriend her penis

>>68767402
Sometimes when female animals are in heat they will mount each other.

>>68767899
Ah, so she's giving me a signal

>>68766896
...agreed for really personal reasons.

Call me vain, but I do wanna see little facsimiles of me running around in the future.

>>68769056
I just think there is nothing more romantic than creating life with the one you love, would dedicate the better part of a lifetime making it work.

>>68769056
dog thats all i want in life

>>68769311
Mmmhm, training them everything you know and from where you went wrong. Through them, I'll correct the mistakes of my folks.

>>68769361
Same. But...I havent lived my 20s yet...wasted inside the house and in front of the screen
How was your 20s?

>>68769892
extremely uneventful. ive done pretty much nothing exciting with my life for the majority of my time spent living it. the last and only time ive had sex before was when i was 20. never saw him again either. so no crazy parties, no large exciting group gatherings, maybe the occasional family trip but other than that my life is largely devoid of purpose and ambition. if i bear children ive never been more confident that this issue would be rectified

>>68770538
so yeah you and i are in the same boat-- only difference is my time is up and im the result of ten years of monotonous work and internet dwelling

>Want to watch Botan stream
>It's another SF E-sport shit
It's all so tiresome

>>68770538
Should have remained virgin, I also did the same mistake...

>>68770756
i may not be a virgin but at least ive never gotten pregnant. i get to save that frontier for whoever i marry

wait there's 2 femanons itt?

>>68770710
cry me a river, if you love your oshi you will watch what she enjoys streaming.

>>68771067
She's not my oshi, but even if you like a vtuber you can have streams you like and streams you don't like. Don't need to be a "yesman" all the time. Grow a spine

>>68771140
That's not what I'm saying, if she streams something a lot then be happy she enjoys it, at least you don't have to deal with apex

>>68770991
no its the same one, unless the person ive been replying to is another femanon and not seabro like i thought

>>68771206
>>68770538
>if I bear children
>>68770697(You?)

>>68771195
I think APEX is fine, I like the fun silly story arcs you can get with a fun team, never watched proper tryhards so I wouldn't know more than that, they generally know it's meant to be entertaining.
No idea if fighting stuff is the same though, different guy.

>>68771195
Nta but that is quite literally what you were saying in your previous post

>>68771422
all of those are mine yeah. by you and i are in the same boat i was talking about how we were both wasting our 20s

>>68771195
SF E-sport is worst than APEX, and it's not that "she streams a lot", she replaced all of her streams with this. So in other words, few streams and it's always this shit
>>68771514
APEX is alright, as long as they don't enter e-sport tournaments. Which is sadly, most of the time, the only reason Vtubers play it.
Street fighter is similar, most vtubers that play it are either being paid to promote the game or participating/shilling tournaments

>>68771575
Replying here.
A. Hmm, I see. I meanwhile never got my peen wet. I did almost, but I remembered my brother's going to have my first niece real soon+girl's sketch

B. Oyasumi. Stayed up late gaming, per usual. See ya in the morning.

>>68771779
If only things were a little different.
Personally hope my future hagwife knows what she is doing because I sure don't.

>>68771779
gn seabro

>>68771067
>you vill watch whatever promo-consumer garbage lines company pockets!
>you vill have your oshi turned into a marketing poster girl!
quite a grim pipeline to resort yourself to kek

>>68773192
>>you vill have your oshi turned into a marketing poster girl!
But my oshi is already in hololive...

>>68772768
I desperately need to get inside Botan's hag thighs
https://files.catbox.moe/29nm3u.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/xlgd9j.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/j0yl3r.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/fyitv9.jpg

>>68774076
>last pic
I need it so bad

>>68774330
You and me both brother

>>68774330
He looks so sad.

>>68775552
He's just a little bit tired :)

>>68775810
>Condom.
IT'S A TRAP, THERE ARE HOLES IN THAT!
BROTHER RUN AWAY!

>>68776168
more like throw the condom away and do it raw

>>68776168
of course the condoms have holes :)

Hello friends, would there happen to be any stitches/full sized pictures from the I'm Your Treasure Box video? I joined Marine's membership and looked elsewhere but could never find anything.

>>68779573
There's used to be a post in the pirates forum with all of them. I remember Marine uploaded them but I can't find them. Try asking the vtuber thread in /t/

hags should not be allowed to dress as if theyre young girls. what if unsuspecting young men get confussed and end up being seduced?

>>68774330
literally me rn, hagiancee has been very demanding lately, I don't have much time, posting on my phone from toilet, I bet she'll try getting some again
Breed hags on your own responsibility

>>68784262
They'll find out the hard way not to mess with young men when they pass out and wake up sore and full of baby batter the next day as the little spoon

>>68784983
ah, so this is what it's like dying of thirst watching another man drown, i hope you've been taking care my man (hopefully you don't have shrivled grapes yet). How's the kid?

>>68784262
let them relive their glory days

>>68781360
Ah yeah, I remember being directed to the forum before and was never able to get access unfortunately. I'll give that thread a try though, thank you anon.

>>68784983
SSRB anon? so I see that hagiancee was serious about wanting to give the little botan a sibling

>>68785875
she gained 10 kG weight and she likes being on top, it's getting difficult
She's a beaming ray of sunshine and gremlin is doing amazing. That is all that matters. GN brother haggot, it's 1 am here

GAMERS!

>>68787517
Fat cat tats.

>>68786943
sleep well with your hag and daughter SSRB-kun..

>>68743104
yea and I'm also doing someone

>>68791929
Prostitute anon?

>>68658574
Who this?

>>68784983
>>68786943

"God gives his hardest battles to his strongest soldiers"

Now for real, it's good to hear that you and your wife are doing well SSRB-kun

Gambare bro!

>>68773240
Buri-nyan...

>>68771926
Yeah...

>>68772002
Heya, back up!

>>68802045
gm seabro hope you slept well

>>68801208

>>68802652
Late to get up today lol
Considering buying myself and ma lunch