/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

*sip* Ah...

Soon!

IRyS

HiRyS! It's MelonRyS!

This thread will be better compare to the last thread.

>>68183780
Was going to be but then you showed up

>>68183780
It's hard to see how it could be worse

Man, this was such a good day after the stream but i just heard that my little brother broke up with his GF of 4 years on Friday, he had bought an apartment and all i thought they were going to get married any time soon. It's sunday so he's probably still sleeping but i sent him a non intrusive message (last thing i want to do is potentially pour salt on the wound), can't give any love advice as a wizard going for warlock status but at least i can lend him an ear if he wants to talk about it.

>>68184018
k

>>68184018
Could be worse.

>>68184018
Thanks for sharing virgin

>>68184018
Just go and get drunk with him

Today is a good day for BaeBijouRyS.

>>68184335
>Shipping instead of focusing on my wife's important milestone
She had a big achievement today.

>>68184363
All thanks to Bae and Bijou, yeah

>>68184373
All thanks to IRyS. She's an amazing gamer. Bae couldn't stick it out.
I know she could go longer if she wanted to.

Oh the Britranny showed up

>>68184449
My name's not Brittany

>>68184475
Even if you call that dead naming that's still the name your parents gave you, don't deny your roots.

yo

>>68184510
Stop shitting.

>>68184532
You've brought nothing but bad luck all day.

>>68184532
How about no

IRyS is handling you a letter of request for you to make out with your male friend to fulfill her fujo fantasy.

>>68184783
I'll say yes but I'm not actually doing it. It's just a mirage to get closer to her.

>JWU
>10 hours
fug

>>68184856
Skip to the end

>>68184143
True.
>>68184169
He used to have a drinking problem when he was in college until the late 2000's, went pub hopping every weekend and one time he got in the wrong pub (some gang had the place for themselves or something), and was met by a gun to the face and was told to fuck off, the time he knew he had to stop was when he got drugged and robbed blind, they left him on a subway station and a taxi driver called the cops when he noticed he was too well dressed to be just another junkie. He spent the rest of the day in a zombie state.

>>68184783
Having no friends finally pays off.

>>68184783
There's a Meatloaf song that would fit this situation.

I want to hear IRyS' singing again (not karaoke). If she's recorded any songs or covers I hope something materialises when she takes time off to move.

>>68186810
She has one done but wants to wait until after moving

>>68186810
her last song came out in july and i hate that she doesnt release any music anymore
the only thing i really liked about hope was that it seemed there was some outside force pushing her to make music more often
i love her voice so much and i just want to listen to her sing new stuff but it seems like she doesnt really have the motivation to do it as much on her own which sucks

>>68187334
That's what I figured. It'd be nice to have something while she's off though.

Nephilim ass on my face

>>68188518
Sex

did she fall asleep before putting up the frame?

>>68189588
Ate food and went back to look at her eggs

>>68189158
Needs a wedgie

>>68189664
No u

I've gotten all the member's only streams recommended but no public ones

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=znKKYIsSRtQ

>extracurricular activities with IRyS

>>68190750
Theres no way a beauty is hidden behind those lenses

>>68191625
why is it in chinese?

>>68191703
Yeah only a fat fuck.

went to sleep at like 5 am, wake up and theres 4+ more hours of the stream left to watch

jesas

too bad she doesn't start a bit earlier so i can watch the whole thing but she really does love us doesn't she

>>68191908
Yeah she loves Bae

IRyS Dutch ovens you or you have to be in the same room as Cheebs?

>>68191987
What is a Dutch oven?

>>68192023

>>68192336
I think a bit of flatulence is still preferable to being in the same room as Cheebs

>>68184018
You did good.
I’m sorry to hear about your brother, he likely dodged a bullet. If someone is ready to toss 4 years of trust down the drain, it simply wasn't meant to be.
Best thing you can do is remind him (casually and naturally not forced) that he’s a great guy and anyone would be lucky to have him.
Women are garbage.

>>68192576
He should look on the bright side. If he'd married her he'd be paying alimony

>>68191703

>>68192634
Yep

do you guys think Marine would agree to mentor IRyS in exchange for IRyS becoming her personal sex slave?

>>68192862
IRyS doesn't need any help in that department.

>Member's poll
This is proof that democracy was a mistake

>Member’s poll
This is proof that democracy is a gift.

>>68192733
Woah a kawaii girl was hidden behind those lenses...
I should ask her to go to MacDonald's with me

>>68193200
>>68193269
I prefer IRyStocracy.

At least she's leaving the poll up for a long time before the frame (although it's unlikely to change, she might as well just call it now)

>>68193416
She’s waiting for me to vote (I jwu)

>>68193495
Your singular vote ain't going to change much Cheebs.

>>68193529
I’m the only vote that matters.

Plappy playtime with IRyS!

plappy plaptime

i wanna smell her hair so bad bros

IRyS stop playing plapworld already and post the frame

>>68195502
shes sleeping man she was up for like 30 hours

>>68195565
She should have put a frame up before bed. I can't sleep until then.

>>68195673
I mean I could technically set an alarm for 04:00 AM GMT and go to sleep but what if she starts early again?

>>68195757
I guess I'll go down the middle and set one for midnight. She won't stream that early.

https://x.com/sunekosurisuri_/status/1754171089746563355?s=20

Soon

>>68197107
i wonder if that'll show up in the finished ver of this

no airisu?

Finally, just me left...

>>68198524
No

>>68198524

What if she never wakes up...

>>68199803
Then we'll have a deceased oshi.

>>68200159
A... noshi?

>>68200440
OllieRyS!

>Almost 7:00AM JST
>Still neither frame nor tweet
She crashed, didn't she?

>>68200649
Poacher Cheeb... No...

spreading the nephilim cheeks

>>68201004

you faggots better get her to 1M subs before her anniversary if you don't want another EN graduation.

>>68201602
I can't subscribe twice.

Finally I can get some sleep after 37 hours, hope I can wake up by stream time, good night

>>68201729
Why not? I've subscribed three times.

>>68201602
she should announce that she is taking a hiatus from english streaming until she reaches one million. there is nothing en viewers love more than girls who don't stream.

>>68202287
She should unveil the elementary school version of her high school outfit.

>>68200587
The frame will go up when palworld is winning.

>>68204158
are you gonna wipe off the forehead oils and shit you just smeared on the inside of my moniter, tubby?

>>68204276

>>68204333
Quieres?

>>68204333
Want a snack? I have this delicious Cheese block

>>68204460
>>68204568

>>68204594
You let your guard down, scrubba dub dub

>>68204672

>>68204757
That wasn't a cheese block.

>>68205046

God I love Cheeb so much, shes such a silly little cartoon character. I would kill for her

>>68206901
Pretty sure she's got that part covered anyway.

Either she forgot the frame or there's no stream today

I hope she streams in the night

SOME HACKER JUST STOLE MY LABS CARD THIS GAME SUUUUUCKKKKSSSSS

I miss iwys...

>>68206997
probably crash after long stream with no sleep and the energy drink ran out of juice

>>68206997
she will stream @ 2:30pm jst

>>68208305
Yeah, she's definitely out cold. Wish she wouldn't do that but there's nothing we can do as fans, only GrandmaRyS can spank some sense into her.

>>68193594
>>68193677

>>68209408
Yeah maybe it will work from her grandma. I've tried, but when I spank her she goes WILD.

>>68210060
Try harder

>still no frame
deep fucking sleep from a 24+ hr of no sleep surviving on sugar rush. I know that feel all too well. I wouldn't be surprised if its an afternoon JST stream

>>68210488
She's not used to a lack of sleep at all. I've been doing that since forever.
I hope she has sweet dreams.

>>68210558
yeah those dreams from that kind of sleep deprivation are lucid, wild, and really long. honestly I kinda miss those

She's gonna give herself an ulker...

UlkeRyS

she's dead...
or sleeping (I hope it's this one!)

I am glad she is sleeping at least, I think I finally understand the koronesukis

If she keeps this streaming habit, will IRyS get dementia?

>>68212338
You should be more worried about her sedentary lifestyle than her missing a day's worth of sleep.

>>68212338
She already has it didn't you watch palworld

>>68212499
Bae was wrong though.

>>68212471
I am an architect. Sedentary works in my favor.

>>68212558
I meant her forgetting what she was doing all the time

>>68212499
I like how as soon as I said she was delirious and people posted 'nah she's fine', she said like 4 times about how she forgot what she was doing.

>>68212659
You're unemployed and live with your mother, George.

>>68212338
Heart attack first is more likely especially because she's hyper gigavaxxed

>>68212861
>He doesn't have his 9th 5g nanohairwave booster
Me and IRyS are interlinked through nanotech.

>>68212706
I mean no sleep or food and just soda as fuel will do that

>>68212861

>>68212861
My semen can save her.

https://twitter.com/hololive_En/status/1754324028368765376
I guess this is what she was writing the other day

>>68213599
>keychain slop
shitposts aside, the cards are a nice touch. This makes it all the more worthwhile for $25.
I'm guessing they figured they couldn't move these without the handwritten card (copy).

>>68213899
It's a different style of keychain though, since it's thicc.
Also, any official merch with a picture of IRyS on it is officially awesome. I love acrylic block keychains now!

>>68214238
>Also, any official merch with a picture of IRyS on it is officially awesome.
I know, you'll get no argument from me.
I'm actually an acrylic figure/stand lover

I want to impregnate IRyS, bros...

wasnt there going to be a stream today

>>68213599
Patches are really nice, it's something I've been wanting for a while. Makes me want to get more than just IRyS

>>68214489

She has awakened

Damn logzy brat...

>>68215116
Same

Gotta love IRyS that's what I always say

>>68209832
Haha plapworld

>Poppy Playtime
next

plappy playworld!

Poppy shit fuck god damn son of a bitch. Member polls are the worst.

>>68216062
>>68216181
hmm...

I wonder if she has a clear idea of what to do for valentine's now

I don't know anything about the game so I'm excited!

I don't know why I thought she was starting now...

>>68216291
Me

>>68215643
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololive_5thfes_digitalmessageboard

WIFE SOON

>>68216181
She said she didnt want to stream for long, this shitty ass game will do and we might get satzu.

Oh speaking of merch, there's the valentine's thing up
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololiveen_valentine2024?variant=44476441952476
Pretty bad art for merch you have to pay a shit ton for shipping but eh

Plappy Playtime with Pink Pippie

>>68216453
20 bucks for that?!

Is ploppy plaptime better or worse than plapworld? Please keep in mind I don't much care for plapworld.

Why did she choose pink pippie as her alias

>>68216657
19*

>>68216682
no one cares about your opinion anyway

>>68216786
Probably not, but if anyone feels like answering the question it is pertinent information.

>>68216042
Shut the fuck up BabuCheeb, I'm gonna beat your ass

>>68216682
it's better than FNAF

>>68216682
It's one of those games that were made just to sell the mascots thanks to FNAF's popularity. Some people liked it but it's boring as hell imo

>>68216959
Tanks, bub.

Why is she so sexual without trying?

>>68216291
She wants my cock in her vagina and my semen in her womb.

>>68214481
get in line

>>68217113
Because she's literally perfect and that's why I married her.

Nephilim's butthole

>>68217420
Her winking butthole...

>>68217420
In my face.

>>68216583
its pretty funny these are more expensive than the plushes. also the repeating merch is the most expensive part

>>68216943

>trying to catch up on the ten hour palworld stream
>figured she'd take a break after this
>another stream incoming

Oh God, is this it, am I always going to be behind

>>68219453
Throw away your pride and turn on 2x

>>68219453
You're about to get plenty of time to catch up

>>68219508
Oh NO, IS THE BREAK COMING UP? I DID NOT MEAN TO SUMMON THE MONKEY'S PAW

>>68219613
>>68219743
Lazy brat...

my mouthbreather wife

>>68220394
My wife

OBS......

>>68220446
I want to be her boy toy

>>68220636
Sorry position is taken (by me)

Paging Dr AneRyS

>>68219453
There won't be much after today, moving arc season 2

>>68220636
I'm already her man action figure.

>>68220666
Her OBS is busted

>OBS problems
HOME.

It's like she's re-debuted again

Hehehe

airisu

This main menu theme sounds like the dementia meme song

ASMR
ASMR
ASMR

>>68221048

JKRyS my erotic beloved

Dammit, for some reason I thought this stream was happening tomorrow. Welp, so much for sleeping.

IRyS you played horror as 3DRyS not too long ago

>>68221205
sleep and watch the vod at 2x

>>68221205
Tomorrow JP. Today is tomorrow (for me too and half the world in fact)

playtime

>>68221257
Chama....

>>68221205
Her tomorrows are todays for ESTbros.

that's crunchy

IRyS should pee onstream

>>68221239
Nah, I was going to sleep specifically so I'd be wide awake for tomorrow's stream. Sleeping would defeat the purpose of sleeping.

>>68221285
I know I just thought because it was announced so late it was for the next day.

The moana mall has no more gamestop but they have like 20 high fashion stores...the island has fallen

Fuck, she's beautiful

:o

>>68221465
Both of the malls near me have trampoline parks and escape rooms because space is so cheap.

>>68221541

>>68221573
If you aren't an easy victim malls are fun to explore, almost all are semi abandoned.

Sup, just droped to ask about your oshi, why is her set up so shit? did she change her PC or something?

>>68221654
Surprisingly neither mall ha reached dead mall status yet, although one is definitely closer than the other.

why do all these horror kusoge look the same

>>68221735
She slept for 9 hours last night and OBS is shitting itself and nothing was setup in advance.
>We are so back

>>68221735
She hasn't fully cleaned her PC ever, she literally hasn't fully opened it up ever.

>>68221777
developed on unity or unreal and they do no changes to the overall art so it just has the default engine look to it.

Did all the sleep make her not as cute as usual or did she watch someone else play it already?

>>68221889
You can tell it's a shit game just by looking at that poor default brightness.

Other games would give you one of those fancy "Adjust your brightness" screens at the start of the game.

>casually grabbing crotch
god i love this girl

Does anyone remember what color her pikachu shirt was?

>>68222053
She did it without even aware too

This is going to be a stream alright.

Genuinely color me surprised this game is actually a fucking game and not just streamer bait

>>68222758
Yeah it's pretty surprising that there's an actual puzzle game, and it evolves with each chapter. But what's even more surprising is how popular the game got when you see just how short the 1st chapter is.

>measuring attention span in time
Yup, she slept well.

>>68221936
You were saying?

I fucking love this retard

how is it even possible to be this cute

>>68222993
It takes a full week to recover from sleep deprivation, if she traveled with Watame again she would actually had an attention span.

>>68223110
she's a miracle of the universe

She's so cute when she's scared.

I think her brain peaked at those school stories and she's gotten dumber each passing day

why is this retard playing in 1280x960

>>68223120
One good sleep will get you out of dementia tier, though.

At this rate its going to be another 10 hour stream

>>68223171
Because her OBS was chugging (completely unrelated)
Her GPU as shit as it is could definitely handle 1080p fine in this game.

>>68223219
Not really

>>68223249
epic

>>68223171
Because she's dumb, has a small monitor, and lowers it because she's scared

>>68223279
Getting nine hours of sleep does nothing. Gotcha. Need to wait a whole week then poof.

She's literally perfect...

>>68223120
>It takes a full week to recover from sleep deprivation
BS

She'd end up tying her arms into knots in real life.

IRyS might actually be dumb

>Horror game meant for kids
>Filters a hag

>>68223460
Meds

>>68223458
Her shoulder's already pretty busted

too early to be acting this cute

>>68223509
I would kiss her shoulder scar tbqhwu senpai

She's doing that thing when she acts completely fucking retarded and then makes cute noises to cover it up
A LOT

My IRyS.

>>68223552
>acts

>>68223552
it's working

feet

This is just frustrating watch

Would you believe me if i told you some retards wanted to rob us of these blessed noises earlier and wanted more palworld instead?

>>68223460
Shes only as dumb as she is cute... So yeah retarded.

There's no way that took her 5 minutes

>Kronies are OK-

おれのアイリス。。。

>>68223695
can this guy kill himself already

>>68223695

>>68223695

>>68223695
Isn't this guy a jailbird?

>>68223695
This guy needs to learn when to drop a bit, he's spamming this at holos that have already done that shit. Even does it in member streams

>>68223695
The best part is that thing's new and is a gifted shitter

my wife irys hasn't been this scared since the first time she laid eyes on my massive cock that she loves so much
i love my waifu irys

>>68223638
i already watched gura play this so i wanted more plapworld

>>68223799
He gets sucked off by every holocord so he keeps doing it

>>68223248
sigh guess I'll go get some coffee....

playtimeRyS with her toys

12 hours stream incoming

Today I shall remind them

geniusRyS my beloved

>>68223874
I voted for this hoping it'd be a quick 1 or 2 hour stream as I have things to do... But, guess I thought wrong

My wife's glasses are so cute!

>>68223874
>i already watched gura
Whore.

>>68224053
shut up woman

I haven't watched IRyS in months
I had forgotten
But today I am reminded

>>68224080
Sure old IP

>>68224053
I support all EN.

bro is she like.... you know....

>>68223874
While IRyS was streaming?
I caught a bit but couldn't see the whole thing.

>>68224127
yes she's retarded

Broke her third leg. FutaRyS incoming.

IRyS broke my 3rd leg through over-use.

>>68224236
Quiet, faggot.

>>68224107
Whatever you're using is either looking at the entire board or is just wrong. I have nothing to gain here besides brain damage

>>68224236
keep talking, tell me more

This VO reminds me of Kaela.

existentialRyS my beloved

I just want to tell you guys that i want to fuck her red pubic hair pussy so much. It's like i always have boner when i see her dark skin and 2 color eyes.

>>68224343
I don't think she even knows what she's talking about right now

I thought she was gonna say the longest living turtle is older than the oldest tree

>>68224368
Sleep deprivation is degrading her English

Shit cunt bollocks
Bollocks
Fat bollocks?

"African Gray Bird Thing"

Sharks are older than Trees in the grand scheme of things

>>68224439
based

>>68224440
I'm just glad she didn't talk about the african brown gorilla.

>>68224439
i can literally hear this fucker's nostrils thanks miyazaki

>>68224508
That movie made me hate birds more than I already did. And that was a lot.

Blessed screams

Classic dummy death.

she did better than i expected lol

She wanted to look back but can't flick properly lmao

>>68224508
You shall not shit talk Ruby the african grey, she died for our sins so you better be grateful you featherhead.

cunt roll

I want to see a screaming Cheebs

Alien Isolation would kill her

>>68223561
I was scrolling through this thread quickly, and as I scrolled past I genuinely thought this pic was:

>>68224815
That cleavage is so sexy.

She actually first tried the box.

>>68224746

>>68224922
Cute fangs

>>68224919
Tasty Nephilim.

>>68224439
I had to take care of/met a few.
They're so mean, bond preference is real.

>>68224919
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHKNA6P6RbY

>>68224723
you could see how her hands were shaking by the camera kek

>>68224863
Thanks, I spend all my time there.

>>68225008
She probably peed a little.

Wow that's short

How long is chapter 2?

>>68225150
It's entertaining though (although maybe that's just IRyS)

>>68225154
~2 hours

>>68225154
Around 50% longer than Chapter 1. Gura finished both in around 4 hours.

I'm kinda surprised this looks decent. I kinda regret ignoring it thinking it was zoomer trash.

>>68225154
Double the amount of Ch1. And Ch 3 is double that.

oh god this thing is going to be horrifying in game

>>68225234
It kind of is, the story is pretty predictable. That being said, the execution isn't bad at all.

She does this on purpose. I know it

>>68225234
It's still just streamer bait but it's got way more effort put into it than JP slop

I love stretching IRyS, that's the fun part.

Does she not know what Stretch Armstrong is?

>vegetarian dinosaur
Rawr

I can't take any of this shit seriously, haha children's toys but le creepy. It's just so asinine on the basic level that I can't. Is it zoomer coded or something?

>>68225055
Menhera draw anon catboxes incase anyone doesn't have then already

>Goofy hyuk
AIIIYEEEE DISNEYCHAMA NOOOOOOO

Does cheebs need a hug?

>>68225479
It's a game aimed at a younger audience, so you shouldn't take the plot too seriously

>>68225620

>>68225479
You're kidding, right?

>smooches you until you pop
w-what

rrat

>>68225684
I remember being so scared of seeing images of Chucky when I was a kid until I actually watched Childs Play 2 and thought it was funny instead of scary

Irys should smooch me until I pop

Print+cursive looks fucking stupid

>>68225751
The only Chucky that actually tries to be a serious horror movie is the first one.

>>68225751
>I remember being so scared of seeing images of Chucky when I was a kid
Same

Oh yeah, poppy seeds are used to make Opium...

Poppy is infused with his daughter's soul or some crap, right?

ngl I'd love to have a living doll, like just a cute and nice one to keep me company in a non sexual way even

Uh oh, she's got the babie rabies!

>>68225989
Can it look like this?

>>68226043
ok no that one would give me nightmares

>>68225989
Khe!

>>68226043
Cheebs animatronic when?

>Poppy is a flower
>Iris is a flower
whoa....

POPPCHEEBS NO

:(

>>68225685
lose some weight you fat cow

Poppy is just a Bae doll why do you like it

poppy got Samuel Jackson'd

>>68226122
Forbidden Cheebs has flower, too.

>>68226110
>He hasn't cut his DollRyS open and stuffed some reject MIT undergrad thesis inside
Bro???

this puzzle is gonna take like 15 minutes

>>68226219
You know what else is a flower?

>>68226275
Don't

>I need to touch it
Yeah... I get you.

>>68226238
apologize

Her poor brain. I can already see smoke coming out her ears.

>>68226275
god i want to pollinate her flower

>>68226275
Every Georgia O'Keefe painting?

$700 keyboard.
Works worse than a $10 Walmart keyboard.

Imagine the sex

I want to fuck that mommy doll

>>68226360
Good thing it's covered by the headphones.

>>68226346
I apologize for doubting my genius wife

I feel like she talked less about keyboards after her break. I think her keyboard obsession is subsided.

>>68226427
It's literally a hobby designed to waste your money on meaningless garbage
It exists for people who have way too much cash to know how to spend it well

>>68226497
finally... hopefully she sells most of them, too
... then all those drones that "got into" the hobby for her will be stuck with useless over priced keyboards too

I like how the title UI is done in 90s VCR style.

Spidermommy my beloved

>>68226427
That $10 Walmart keyboard will have the shittest rubber dome switches known to man. Enjoy your carpal tunnel.

>>68226545
the overall aesthetics/atmosphere of this game are pretty solid

>>68226600
If you're gonna spend $10 on a keyboard you'd be a fool not to go to a second hand PC store and buy an old beast with the heft necessary to discipline your children.

Spidermommy sexo

>>68226600
Not all rubber domes are bad, you can get a Korean Qsenn dt-35 for like 30 bucks and I would use that over some dogshit chinese cherry red clone. Those Walmart Keyboards are a fucking abomination tho.

I had a dream about irys but i couldnt remember all the details and write it in my dream diary so im fucking pissed

>My memory...is clear!
No thoughts
All alone

>>68226742
Facts are facts. These fuckers were nigh indestructible.

kek

IRyS, that one was 100% intentional

yeah mine

>>68227031
She was looking at me, not you.

>brain efficiency test
oh no...