/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

wah!

Buy Towa!

>>6686387
>I'm sharing a thread with NANO-niggers
The worst timeline.

4-1 and a 1mil loss, on the op at least.

It's not a joke anymore, SELL ALL YOUR TOWA RIGHT NOW.

>>6686387
>I'm sharing a thread with VIM-niggers
The worst timeline.

I hate that I'm starting to lose intetest in the game. It feels kinda stale and it's pretty much impossible to ever achieve top 10... Hopefully any major update happens soon. Is there another wipe/reset planned?

>>6686387
>mosaic over bars

Remember to buy and hold rushia ...
she and all other sankisei members deserve youre support...

>>6686636
You're not supposed to aim for top 10 unless if you want to out-autism them but Devchamas are planning on releasing new content like the bailout bank and speculation gambling

I've bought more Irys and I have zero intention of selling.

>>6686636
Things that are definitely coming (don't know when):
- items and coin auctions
- new gen coins
- shorting
- trade orders

Things that have been discussed:
- casino and gacha-type games
- betting system for stream views
- loans and a banking system

>>6686636
Anon, if you're feeling tired of this game, you can always take a break until the next major update to make it feel fresh again. I won't blame you if you keep playing though, you do you.

>>6687498
Not him but do you know how shit I would feel about losing one adjustment, let alone a week of banter? I've been here everyday since the beginning and the addiction is too strong even if I told myself multiple times I would quit.

>>6687342
based

>>6687598
Big reason why I said
>I won't blame you if you keep playing though, you do you.
If you're playing the game like this and still don't feel burnt out, good for you. I only ever stopped because of the new adjustment time, and just kept playing divvies since.

What do they mean by this?

>>6688400
It means you have to start selling

WELCOME -- TO HOUR NINETEEN
HOUR NINETEEN...
THE... NINETEENTH HOUR
IT'S NOT THE SEVENTEENTH HOUR
IT'S NOT THE... NINTH HOUR
IT'S HOUR NINETEEN
ONE... NINE...
A VERY... SPECIAL HOUR
IN THAT, HOUR NINETEEN, IS THE NINETEENTH HOUR, NOT... ANY OTHER HOUR
VERY FEW HOURS CAN CLAIM TO BE THE NINETEENTH HOUR
THIS HOUR... IS ONE OF THOSE HOURS
AND AS WE SIT HERE, ENJOYING THIS HOUR, THE NINETEENTH HOUR, LET'S SPARE A MOMENT, TO THINK OF THOSE HOURS THAT AREN'T QUITE THE NINETEENTH HOUR
HOUR EIGHTEEN... AND HOUR TWENTY

WELCOME TO THE NINETEENTH HOUR!

Weekends suck balls, I have all this money and nothing to do with it.

SHION'S ALIVE BUY BUY BUY

>>6689227
devchama please count 1/6 of the views to shion onegai

>>6689227
cope

>>6689227
New haistyle too?!!??!
BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY

>Buy a bunch of different coins
>Every single one of them spike at adjustment
>Completely forget to sell any one of them after all this time
ngmi

>>6689227
HAACHAMA'S ALIVE TOO WAGMI

>>6689412
Anon, please take your meds. The accident was 3 months ago

I SEE COCO THERE TOO HOLY SHIT

>fags are suddenly panic buying Rushia

>>6689647
>panic buying
Nope I've been buying rushia for 10 hours now

>>6689647
>suddenly
I think you might want to get your eyes checked anon

buying rushia since adjustment GANG

>>6689372
that's rough buddy

>Selling Irys this early
What are you goys doing? She's going to release a song cover today

mfw my Oshi has a good day.

>>6690379
They don't have HOPE

>>6686800
These are still always fun to go through

>>6690379
its supposed to release in 45 minutes and there's no frame up, it's over anon

>>6690710
>he doesn't have hope

I sold all my Irys today, I recommend you do the same or you're in for a very, very bad time.

>>6690809
Don't worry I have HOPE

>>6690857
I don't think HOPE will save you from losing 103k subs, but you do you!

>>6691026
I can face anything and still come out victorious if I have HOPE

god I cant fucking wait for Mori's numbers to not be counted by the fucking youtube API

I think I accidently pulled off some black magic to buy two subarus in one cycle. I refreshed and checked and it was still there.

>>6691828
oh no it's happening again

>>6691828
> Bought towa

>it only took 2 autists to crab Ame
oh god I fucking hate this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCf4mFiR--w
BUY BUY BUY

>>6692005
aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh

>>6691917
I'm not an autist, I just love the coin

>>6692185
Stop pumping her faggot I need more liquids to overthrow ame doko

>>6692332
>[Deleted]

>>6692185
Please stop pumping her I'm waiting for a dip to overthrow ame doko vxn4h

>>6691854

>>6691828
Same anon from this here, not really sure what's causing this but I'll take the extra Subaru.

can't believe this actually stuck lmao >>6688912
I hate how missing adjustment basically makes me give up on playing for the day. damn aggie...
>>6693186
Ȳ̸̡̩̗̰̜̩o̴̧̨̳̦̗̖͒͗̈́̄̇ų̷͙̍͛̏̆͘ ̴̙͝h̵̡̫̰̹̘̟̎̕a̸̫͌͐̈́͌v̸̩͠e̷͖̋ͅ ̶̠̳̬̱̄u̷͈̟͚̠̐͝n̸͉̩̜͖̔̎͊̿l̷̠͂̓́͋o̴̧̻̯͔͚̜̔̄̀͂͝͠c̷̪̟̞̱̙̓͑̓̑͠k̶̳̥̘͙̖̈͗ĕ̵͖̾̔̍̍d̵̙́̉̒̏͆̎ ̵͚̹̟̌͋̇̈́͒͘t̷̤̥̘͋̋͝͝ḥ̸̢̦͇̗̘̊́̏̓̎e̵͚̓̃̽̾ ̷͖̉̉͌̌f̷̳͙̜̰̊͑͑͂ͅơ̷̟̣̦̄͘͜͜͝r̷͚̟̒b̴̗̘́̌̽̕ͅȋ̸̢͚̩̗̊̆̉̚̕d̶̞̏d̵̡̛̪̉̈́̃͜e̵̳̘͗̆́̇̀͝n̷̛̻͇͊͐̿͑̕ ̸̛̟̦̰͛̋̂̆́ẅ̵̤́a̷͈̦͍̤̒̃̈́ỵ̷͓̻̹͍̒̾̃̈́͝ṣ̸̝̙̾̓̊͆͆ ̷̢̛̜́͒ȯ̴̡͙̪̹͊̉͆̍̃f̶͚̟̾͆̐͒͘ ̴͇͎̩̒͗t̴͇̗̯̊̽h̸̢͕͚̄ȇ̵̯͈̖ ̵̨̘͙͖̞͛ā̵̮̗̝ͅn̶̘̓̀̔̕ć̵͎͎̪̟͖͜i̶̳͖͖̦͙̿̌͛͗͘͝ȇ̵̛͖̼̀̂̓͘n̷̠̭͉̩̈́̈̊̂͘ẗ̷̖̠̌́̕ ̶͂͐͘͜ò̴̠̦͓͕̹̾̋͊̐͜n̶̟̟͈͗̌͌͜è̶̙̤̻͈̔̈̌̚͝s̷͙̀.̶̨̧̱͚̤͕̋̋ ̸̖͚͆̌Q̴̠̹̬̗̘́̓͆͂͘̕u̴̦̔̒̿́͛ȋ̷̧̺̙̤̪͔̄́͂̽̚c̷͇̳͓̠͋̂̐̏́͝k̸̞̰̻̪͚͈͛̑,̷̫̙͉͊̌ ̴̰̯͝ṱ̸̈̄̀͠r̴̺̊̍̈́͆͘ỳ̸̫̰̻̦͇͗͌ ̵́̆͑̊͜s̸̹̗̻̿͌e̴͕͑͂́̃͝l̴̖͔͕̀̿̐̌̓̊l̶͔̋̋̈́i̵̱̠͑̂͗̓n̸̖̱̺͔̙̑͊͛̾̏̈́g̸̥̣̥̓̒̏͝ ̴̖̤͍͉̟͗̊̕ẗ̶͓̑̊̃̂̓ẅ̵̫̘͔͓̔̃̂̑̓o̶̧̢̪̖͍̺̒̓ ̵̡̱̞͒̍͒͒M̸̥͙̓̉͌̌̚͜ȁ̸̝̫̗͕̃̈́̆͜t̸͉̟̞̓̎͛̐s̵̹̜̤͓̯̤̀̏͌̾̔ų̵̭̦̟̆ͅͅr̴̳̳̤̬̓̑̾̆̕i̵̹̖̱̯̽̽̐̌̕͜͝ ̴̫͕͑͑b̵͎͓̘̣̒̉̊͋͝a̸̢̮͇͇̝͛̌̄̇͜c̴̟̄k̸̗͍͓̣̤̐̕͜ ̵͇͓̟̋̇̑̕t̸̩͝o̷̘͓̹͉̠͆ ̵̙̳̎͊b̵̮̹̏͗̈́̐̽͆a̵̢͔̳͎̞̿̏͌̑͝c̸͉̯̽͂͐͠ķ̵͉̆͛̊͜ ̷̨̦̤́̎̿̌̈͑a̸̡̨̺̬͛̎̿ņ̷͚̪̬̜̔d̴͔̪̮̖̯̀̀̃͘͠͝ ̸͈̭͖͋́̂͜s̵̜͊̆̄͆e̷͉̪̞͖͊̓̏͋̈́͘ȩ̸͚̖̮̳͂͐ ̸̖̜̯̙̖̓̈͂̾̕ḭ̸͙͇̒̆̒̊̇͜f̵̼͒̔͆̏̏͠ ̴̝́͊̐͋y̴̢̝̳̭̤̽̀͜ô̵̡͖̠̯͓̮͒u̵̱͓̤͖̟̿̊̿̃ ̸̢͈͚̬͆̌ę̷͓̮̦̔̃͆̚͝ͅn̴̹̫͚͛̇̌́̈́͛d̸̡̛͔͍͇͉͍̊̀̾̕ ̴̨̻͆͐̊̚͝û̵͉̇p̵̰̯͉͉̻̌͝ ̴͖̮͑̄́͌́͝w̵̮̥̭̞̖̮̐̃͊ị̸̜̺̥̽̌̋̔̌t̸̰̣̭͉͇̄͐͠͠h̶̞͓͙̹͂ ̴̹͔̭̆͗-̵̞̠̤͖͓͗͛̽̚͝1̵̨̫̏̀ ̴̰̬̖̑̀̒͐͝͠M̴̖̀͐á̵̦̠̠̳͒t̶̗̓̔s̸̠̯̣͈͛̐̑̚u̵̫̭̜̒́̀̍̏̈ṟ̷̨̦̀̿͝ì̴̘̰̬̟̀̓̉̀͆.̵͙̫̙͖̑̑͘

>>6693323
I'll try with my lower volume coins, can't really do it with Matsuri I have too much to effectively try. Will report back if it works.

Like a bolt from the blue, it's time for the Numbers Review.

Here's the R.I.C.H. report for today:
>There are 355,582 shares in circulation.
>This is a 2% increase from yesterday's volume.
>Average shares per coin is 6,972.
>Iofi dips to 700, taking the lowest-volume slot.

Top 5 Volume Increases (of 27):
>Nabi :: +50.6%
>Watame :: +29.1%
>Flare :: +29%
>Towa :: +24.2%
>Inanis :: +22%

Top 5 Volume Decreases (of 24):
>Coco :: -23.3%
>AZKi :: -16%
>Choco :: -13.5%
>Korone :: -12.6%
>Marine :: -11.5%

No coins had a sub-1% change in volume today.

Here's the R.I.S.E. report for today:
>Starting Liquid is estimated at $38,431.42, with a $100 margin of error.
>This is a 2.2% decrease from yesterday's value.
>Total Market Value is $1,664,932,232.12
>This is a 0.82% increase (exactly $13,493,117.25) from yesterday's value. That is not a typo: $13 million is less than 1% market movement.
>Average value per share is $4,682.27.

Top 5 Value Gains (of 22):
>Watame :: +29.6%
>Polka :: +21.1%
>Roboco :: +15.8%
>Calliope :: +14.8%
>Mio :: +10.1%

Top 5 Value Losses (of 28):
>IRyS :: -27.5%
>Nabi :: -26.7%
>Ayamy :: -19.5%
>Coco :: -18.7%
>Marine :: -16.6%

Reine had a 0% net change in value today.
4 other coins (Suisei, Okayu, Inanis, Melfissa) had a sub-1% change in value.

And now for some updates on other reports:
R.A.B.U. report will be out next Friday night. Data collection is going smoothly. Haatons so far seem to be a bunch of oldfags but otherwise above board. I have definitely not been bought off by some Australian high on the smell of her own feet.

Today is IRyS' 8th day on the market, and her first dividend day. She paid out $2974.13 this week. Her other stats have been notated and will be posted in a report compiled over the next few weeks that attempts to analyze the weight of dividend-related activity.

The Financial Underwriters of Comprehensive Knowledge would like to remind you to stay informed, shitpost responsibly, FUD accurately, and try not to drink while piloting zhonkbot.

How it feels to miss adjustment. at least AZKi will tick up a bit tomorrow again. I'm fucking drowning in HOPE, MPP like $2k+ and she's going to sink further tomorrow. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LtImI8YVV-U
>>6694163
Thanks for your work as always F.U.C.K.er

>50k
>after an hour
bros.... I feel like I'm losing HOPE

Reminder that this is IRyS' 8th day as a coin on the market.

Stop buying Towa.

>>6696790
>implying I have any Towa

BUY BUY BUY https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aXHecPdLqEs

>>6697793
SELL SELL SELL

>fake Fubuki "fans"
If you were an actual Sukon you'd know she's been our wife multiple times in the past few months alone.

>>6701525
why would you think anyone is a fan of that ugly fox?

>Watson Apex, Streamed 24 minutes ago, 105k views
>IRyS Song release, Streamed 2 hours ago, 92k views

I think I might uhh, sell some irys

One of Hachaama/Shion is announcing their return at Rushia's live tonight.
Source: me

Something has gone horribly wrong.

>check the Floor
>Puchigire isn't actually dead
wtf

>>6703781
You made me freak out and check the NASFAQ tab. Everything is unironically fine.

>>6703981
It was [MARKET CLOSED] for nearly 5 minutes, freaking out seemed like the best course f action.

>>6703981
>Everything is unironically fine.
EXCEPT FOR GEN2 BEING SHITCOINS OUTSIDE OF $HUBA.
>>6704062
Watch adjustment not happen tomorrow.

>>6704147
MOTHER FUCKER IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN

>>6704147
No adjustments tomorrow means double bogging the following day.

Hour TWENTY FOUR bot appears to be having some... performance issues.

>>6703816
He should be. He took my fucking crown.

>>6704428
Based Anyaschizo

>>6704428
You got caught lacking, a King is never lacking.

>>6704499
[fat nigga with a hipoint under his tits.webm]

>>6704297
>>6704349
At least Marine won't bog.

>>6704401
I thought we were all buying Risu

>>6704839
No one can escape the bog forever.

>>6704839 cont.
BUT THE HUNDRED FUCKING MR. KOROS THAT I'M DRIFTING FURTHER AWAY FROM MPP WILL.
>>6704891
...the meme Watames I bought all night when she was still sub $6000 saved me from eternal bogdation. Eid Mubarak.

>>6704921
gesundheit anon

>>6704974
Sheep get the r̷o̷p̷e̷ butcher's knife on Eid anon.

honk is it possible to get a toggle to disable oneself from appearing on oshiboards? Not any specific one, just oshiboards in general.

>>6705138
>stealth takeovers

>>6705138
That feature is already in the game, you can find it in the profile page of the market page after looking around a bit.

>>6705138
what are you planning anon

>>6705525
Nothing, it just doesn't feel good to be randomly displacing people from oshiboards just because I have so much of each coin
If stealth takeovers are an issue then put a two week cooldown on toggling it or something

>>6705525

>>6705667
Don't you have an oshi, bro?

>>6705786
no Yagoo coin yet

>>6705786
I would be on her board (albeit in a low position) if it wasn't for the 800-plus coin difference with some others

>>6706008
cypherchama...

>>6706115
sounds like you need to start buying nigga, nobody has a crown because it was a good investment

>>6706008
sounds like you need to start buying nigga, nobody has a crown because it was a good investment
(inb4 [luciashotgun])

>>6706008
>800 plus coin difference
You have to be a Haaschizo, that's the only oshiboard with a particularly rough barrier to entry.

>People have bought 1523 shares of Towa
Why?

>>6706324

>>6706467
he means he has more divvy coins than his oshicoin

>>6706716
I, uh. We may have overbought.

>>6706916
>we
I bought all of this Towa for a purpose.

>>6706776
Oh fuck, she's upgrading

>>6706916
You think that's bad? You idiots sent Watame to the fucking sun over an extra 50k views.
>>6707017
thx for the update Tower

>>6707203
yeah but 1 million subs :)

>>6707203
Fuck. I hadn't even bothered checking her yet. I know she double streamed yesterday with pretty good numbers but her 1m stream had great numbers too, I just didn't expect her VOD views to take such a dive at the same time. The subs will help but a snibbety snab wouldn't surprise me.

>>6707405
sheep posters deserve to get FUCKED

>>6707440
Be careful what you wish for brother.

>>6707440
a shame the overbought mechanic got removed isnt it?

>>6707500
Never buy Watame

>>6707325
>>6707405
I'm not complaining, my Eid arc just had to stop early. She's worth more than Senchou right now, so I'm a happy camper. Sell one Watamelon, receive 1 Marine + cash.
It's like we promised you! O investors, verily, buy Watame and ye shall prosper. you just had to start buying when I did
>>6707440
the best part is she's going to nosedive...right before Eid. damn it.
>>6707500
>Error: Duplicate file exists. here.
God damn it.

>>6707500
لماذا الأغنام الداعر مثل هذا

>>6707706
الحجة الشائعة لمناهضي الواتاميلون هي أن الواتاميلون هو مجرد "واتام فوتوشوب على بطيخ". هذا لا يمكن أن يكون أبعد عن الحقيقة. أولاً ، جاء واتام التقطت الصور على خروف. عادي. عديم الخيال. محتوى للبقاء ضمن الحدود الفنية المعروفة. على هذا الأساس فقط في وقت لاحق ظهر الفن الحقيقي: التقطت واتام فوتوشوب على خروف ... على البطيخ. أصولي. إبداعي. الطليعية. سيبقى في الأذهان لسنوات قادمة.
(I assume this is absolute nonsense but it was worth a try)

>>6707706
ليش إللي بينيكو الغنم هيك؟
FTFY. "Fucker" isn't a word any machine translation is going to give you. Everyone east of and including Egypt should understand that.
>>6707930
Good grief, is this what DeepL/GTL Japanese sounds like? lmao. It's a trainwreck.

>>6708039
If you put it back through google translate it's surprisingly close to the original text, but judging by your reply that's just machine translation being wrong both ways.

"Buy Watame" was FUD all along.
Fun fact: "yellow watermelon" بطيخ أصفر is a "seiso" way of saying "bullshit."
>>6708204
You won't fool me with that filename!

>>6708270
but yellow watermelons are real

>>6708270
You've just reminded me that the reason we don't have a webm of the watamelon witchdoctor you so kindly rendered in comedy resolution is because it was too long rather than two big, I said I'd cut a verse out and completely forgot. Job for tomorrow!

>>6708039
>Why do not you win the sheepskin?

>>6708503
>two big
fuck me, it's definitely bed time

>>6708503
>>6708533
kek, it actually came out looking surprisingly decent, other than the fade-in looking like a Newgrounds SWF from 2002 @...5.99 FPS. wtf was I smoking when I tried to encode this. https://litter.catbox.moe/g26a2l.webm
oyasusleep

Nearly there...

shuba booming tomorrow dont say i didnt warn you

jesus imagine if Nasfaq existed back in July of last year

>>6709439
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Azki and HoloEN holders would be fine

mfw when I get to average down on my oshi

1.8k adidas lion tomorrow. She's been dipping so hard and so often that I've somehow accumulated far more than I can ever sell so I just have to eat dips and double down.
vidrel, my portfolio

>>6709896
you have a high res of this webm? Holy shit this is kino

>>6710076
HANG ALL ZHANGS deserves a HUSTLE, LOYALTY, RESPECT badge.
>>6710190
Afraid not, if you ask in /poi/ they might have one, all of her Trials streams are really great though.

>>6710334
seconding this. tried to see if it was a youtube rip but it doesn't look like it; https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mgPGghepavw
I know what VODs I'm going to watch now that Marine is out of comission.

>>6709896
I know it'd never happen because it's Yabe as fuck but holy shit I would kill for a Holo Jackass watch-along.

Hi-
Small update- We're in the process of rolling out some performance updates at the moment. You may have noticed that there was a small hiccup with the transaction history archival process this past evening. We encountered a minor issue that has been resolved, but some collateral damage occurred so that now the transaction history for the days of June and July up to yesterday are no longer available. Please know that this data has not been lost and we are currently working to get it back into the system for you to see. Thanks! Also, if you wanted us to add an API endpoint that provides the entire transaction history since the beginning of the site, I'm sorry to inform you that this probably won't happen given that the data is currently about 230 megabytes in size.

>>6711787
DEV LOVE

>>6711787
Thanks for all you do honk. You know shit's bad when honk's Haato be looking like that.
you're still a nigger for turning the overbought mechanic off in the middle of the night

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmhOXdraSNA somebody redid it in MMD! time to buy another 35 Miko. ガタンゴトン

>>6711787
>Announce that I'm looking into how Dividend Magic works based on old data
>"Oh no we lost all of the old data somehow whatever will happen now"
I see you, honk.

>>6709848
Why are you happy that your oshi is getting undervalued? I wish my Oshi was worth $40k!

>>6712187
conspiracy

>>6709896
Why is my Lamy's husband dipping so hard? They all seem to be on the dip drip, except Polka who is just about holding

>>6712312
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>>6711787
thanks honk and devs
rig maririn please to 1k

>>6712810
YOU'D LIKE THAT WOULDN'T YOU?

>>6712844
she's too strong, we need honks bogging hands to get her fat ass down properly

is honk a girl

>>6713038

>>6713038
if you believe hard enough

>>6713082
oh I'm hard alright

>>6713038
all of us are

>>6713121
join honks asmr discord server, free show every divvy day adjustment

>>6713222
Don't forget to send in your sperm sample.

>>6713222
does he just whisper about bogs for hours on end?

I didn't know it's eid al adha already. Time to buy SHEEPs

>>6712996
>get her fat ass down properly
Never.

>>6687411
nobody had a (you) to spare for devchama?
for shame

>>6686636
I'm just enjoying my ranking right now and I personally don't really care about adjustments anymore. They wont make any big difference anyways.
I'm just staying here because of you anontachi and for the thread

>>6714072
I didn't realize it was Devchama. I'm more surprised nobody checked those digits.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzOq4iCzZ9M
holy shit aqua is dead SELL SELL SELL

wow this thread is dead. Also, why are you frens stil buying $RUSH?

>>6715653
>>6686800

what's so special about the 19th hour and why do i need to dump my shitcoins at that time

>>6716039
>he doesn't know.png

>tfw the game has been completely ruined for you

>>6716054
that's why I'm asking anon

>>6716135
its typically when youtube starts updating its viewcounts.

>>6706889
well then he's a shit oshiholder.
just buy more oshi with all those divvies, we're in a bear market, cant be that hard now

so we're not talking about why there was adjustments at 10 am yuro time? or 5 hours early?

daily view graph anon doko... I need you

Chart comparing daily views from cutoff to cutoff. As always these values should be a lower bound.

>>6717147
here have some cheap imitation

>>6717233
What does this chart mean for buying Towa?

>>6717389
What's a Towa?

>>6717420
The cutest v-tuber in the world

>>6718260
Oh, shes in the bottom half, between Aqua and Nene

>>6718399

Everyday i wake up hoping for a Civia dip...

Rushia holders we eating good tonight

>>6719004
you mean everyone?

>>6719293
Rushia truly is the whore of hololive

>>6712312
don't worry, clussy is going to eat shit tomorrow too

>>6714072
didn't sign it, I thought that was you, ALTHOUGH
>odd hours, seems a bit autistic, ESL but not in a super exotic way
devchama & germiko are now canon the same person for me

>>6714072
>>6714199
>>6719940
Devchama here, that’s not me. Also, who the fuck are you calling an ESL?

>>6720125
the E stands for economics

>>6720125
I was just testing to see the the "call honk a nigger to summon him" strategy worked on you as well. it does!

>>6717233
care to post this everyday anon?

>>6720321
yeah ok, if I remember.

WAKE UP ANON

>sunday
>most things are green or flat
I don't understand

>>6720680
hey setting up the zhonk bot takes a lot of time

I'M (3.5%) GREEN
notto undastan

>just sold all of my ayamy after that shit divvies
>she fucking moons

>>6718953
Do you want to see my pump and dump schedule?

anons...

its monday right...?

so why double adjustments?

despite the suisei dip, I went up 3%. huh.
seeing green. its been a while.

>>6720838
>monday
???

I must be really bad at this game.

>>6720853
huh

>>6720900
>Only 24k down
Give it an hour and you'll be in the green from buys alone.

>>6720853
your internet shit itself, your computer was off or you'd a retard, pick one
>>6720864
buy buy buy

>>6720922
wait it's just me?!

>>6720887
sorry anon, quarantine's getting to my head...

>goodbye sengen
so Rushia's taking a break huh

>>6720999
oh god, it's the new king

>>6720999
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>6720955
refresh tab

is it even possible to climb to top 50? these faggots are earning my networth in divvies

I thought I had more than enough Rushia and Shion so I didn't buy yesterday

>>6721142
you'd like that wouldn't you.

>>6721159
it's always possible, someone did it

>>6721159
everyone below top 50 is dead/ultracasual so yeah

>>6721197
it's never enough anon

>>6721159
I have erased 5 million from the economy with Suisei dips

Is this diverse enough?

I hope you're all watching Iofi, she's cute today too

>>6721159
i mean, joined this shit a month ago, now i'm #69 so...

>>6721203
*refresh tab then don't forget to turn auto-trader on

There, happy?

>>6721292
you can always go higher until you hit 51 or whatever

>>6721292
those were the same numbers I had on friday what the fuck

>>6721309
>he doesn't have a dedicated auto-trader tab

>>6721309
just did that, works like a charm, thanks! Anyone else with problems should try it too!

wait, was the 3d concert pre-recorded?

>>6721440
every 3d concert is prerecorded

>>6721440
Yes
https://twitter.com/uruharushia/status/1416543281362604034

>>6721440
I HAVE ENTERED AN ENDLESS RECURSION OF TIME

>>6721440
They always are
>My birthday stream on July 30, and 2nd anniversary stream on August 11 have all been pre-recorded and will be streamed on those dates. Please look forward to them!
From Marine, yesterday

>>6721512
guess cover made ONE wise decision and recorded tons of stuff for later on before 'rona goes back into overdrive in japan and the fucking olympics happen as well.
I'm not even shitting on them for this. Better than nothing it is.

still feels weird to see haachama and fucking ayame on stage. holders, rest assured they get no views from this, funds are safu.

>>6721613
too late, I just gave my wallet to the haatocord

>>6721697
it's not like bad things are going to happen to it just... weird things.

Completely slept through adjustment and Rushi's 3D.
Guess I'll catch up to Rushi's since I heard Shion yo showed up but after I sleep again.
( ˘ω˘)ｽﾔｧ

>>6721946
I love this one

I pray that Rushia won't stream tomorrow so that I can get cheap $RUSH again

>>6722107
>cheap rushia after a 3d concert
anon...

>>6722144
Marine literally sank 4k after her concert. If Marine did, so will Rushie.

>>6722226
Marine has a fat ass, Lucia doesn't

I wonder when this was recorded, Haato sounds... weird.

>>6722290
Actually everything/everyone sounds different, but in a good way, the mixing is really good. Maybe they bought new mics or something like that.

what am I missing

>>6722390

>>6722390
The Suisei pump

Did you hold Flare for adjustment anon?

The sunk cost fallacy (formerly known as HOPE) is in full effect. Buy IRyS

>>6722390
Line go up? ME BUY.
Line go down? ME SELL.

>>6722571
>>6691026
you should have listened to the sheep

>>6722290
New VA, get used to it.

>>6722107
>he doesn't know

the crab mechanic healing my mpp.
thanks honk

I'm trying to register, but I'm too much of a newfag to know what comes after abayo and towa.

>>6724076

>moririn finally isn't red
>go up 500k
Why can't you be green more days moririn

>>6724076
achive reps friend
look for another one and i'll spoonfeed you the last

>>6724151
Jesas, just checked my MPP, I've been buying her dips so hard that I'm finally back in the green on her, she's definitely going to get bogged tomorrow.

>>6724207
>tfw my MPP went from 11k to 6200
Well, if she gets bogged I'll just buy more

>>6724076
i tried nigga and twap when i first tried joining

>>6724679
anonchama...

>>6720680
FUCKING SHIT I SLEPT THROUGH ADJUSTMENT TWICE IN A ROW.

>>6724697
cute AND funny soundpost!

>>6724076
>>6724679
But it looks like I'm just in time for this!

>>6724076
>abayo
Cocoball
>towa...
...

>>6724076
>Abayo
zhangman
>Towa...
Never Buy...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PN_Jm5vrzY0

>>6725263
kek, I fucking love this bitch. I sold a bunch because I thought the break would hurt her but she clearly wasn't fucking around when she said she'd keep posting videos

badass

>>6725263
goddamn it, maririn. making me laugh

I'm selling all of my haato coin. Fuck that cunt.

>>6725400
fighting the voices anon?

>>6725400
>he doesn't know

>>6725400
I'm siding with Haachama on this one. I still haven't forgotten her streaming APEX over Haachama's birthday totsu

>>6722107
Anon better buy now and sell tomorrow

>Towa is going up
Huh?

>>6724076
I can finally use this video I clipped earlier https://streamable.com/wgs6q5

>>6725861
https://streamable.com/3goh2f

>>6725861
>already replacing OUR dragon saying "do your reps"
It hasnt even been a month Anon...

>>6726032
>>6726063
It's because I refuse to learn Japanese

>>6726159

>>6726159
oops, that was meds not reps, I don't have the MEDS AND REPS soundpost on this computer, feels bad

>>6713968
>SHAAAAAAWTY GOOOOOOOOT LOWWWWWWW
fucking kek
>>6726159
>>6726210
>>6726253
anon...don't forget

>>6726294

Just found a $20 kofi receipt to nasfaq that I don't remember doing lolol
Can you stop bogging me now please.

>>6727087
stop drinking so much

yesterday/today
three hours late "I forgot about this game this morning" edition

>>6691026
Wait what, she lost 100k subs? Did I miss something?

>>6727409
lost top20 literally 30 minutes ago

>>6727521
7 day rolling averages are a thing, don't let anyone tell you otherwise. She got 100k last Saturday and they just rotated out. She's pretty flat after this so only views should matter, she's going to rebound nicely tomorrow.

I won the takowars

>>6727935
I just went to screenshot the oshiboard and laugh at you but that is actually the top. As far as cultists go your numbers really suck, you guys need to try harder.

>>6728011
I'm competing on both the oshiboard and the leaderboard. Going all in in oshicoin is a bad idea.

who is rean schwazer? Did he change his name and oshi recently?

>>6728069
[don't recite the deep magic to me ,witch.jpg]
I thought I was ready but the bogging has been so bad. So bad.

>>6728069
>Going all in in oshicoin is a bad idea.

>>6727409
nenepro...

>>6728211
we can (should) buy again btw, her day off dip happened and she's gone for a few more so we should be able to keep her steady like the haatons do and and lock her back in at 8k when she streams again

>>6728353
what about pumping and dumping

>>6728513
>dumping

>>6728704
there is already one sell, I want to set the zhonkbot target to zero

>>6728780
more like one retard, yesterday is the second lowest day she's had in weeks and most of her 1m 3D is already recorded, she'll crab for a bit, GAS GAS GAS

>>6728122
He's had a Marine oshimark and that name for at least a week or two. He dropped off the Marine oshiboard for buying all those pekkers (check wallet, he had more than handegg).

>>6728933
my bot has been off for the past 20 minutes how do I cope

>>6728958
Disregard that, I suck cocks. Looks like he sold a bunch of his Maririn [was >240 at least] off, meanwhile I've just been buying more. Traitor.
My spot right below M is deserved.

>>6728958
>>6729046
I just hadn't seen his face before, he got into the 30th place crab group a few days ago out of nowhere

>>6729118
Yeah he was in the upper 30s last I checked. On Mori's peak days he shoots up a few spots and then bogs back down when she Susans.
I'm probably going to buy Maririn non-stop this week, especially if she starts to dip lower. She's a fucking divs power play ALREADY at this price, and I'm still upside down.

kek

Day 5. This adjustment was a fucking rushia all the good stuff dipped and now I'm rich

Zhonkbot made daytrading so much easier.
Not because it trades for you, although that does help. No, Zhonkbot's biggest contribution to daytrading is that people overestimate how many other retards will ALSO be autotrading the same coins, leading to every dip being overbought in a few hours and every spike being oversold in about the same time.
I've made like 20k today just popping in every hour or two and readjusting that hour's buy/sell cycles around other peoples' zhonkbots.

>>6729608
>buy red sell green
this is how you win the game

>>6729608
>I made 20k today
That's what I lose every passing minute.

How do i cope with the fact that i will have to sell my oshi tomorrow? Pic related.

>>6728513
no

>>6729762
Yeah but it's only been 5 hours since adjustment and 20k is really good for poorfag investing over 5 hours.
This is THE optimal strat if you're looking to squeeze extra profits but can't keep up with every scrap of information. Just let the market play itself and keep an eye on your money.

>>6729769
If you have to sell she isnt your Oshi.

>>6729539
>>6729608
>>6729855
I envy poorfag daytrading gains and miss them dearly. Once you hit yacht, you have to turbo-autist day trade just to insulate against your oshi's dips, and sometimes even that isn't enough.

>>6730177
what number is yacht

>>6730443
$10m

how do i withdraw my nasfaq money

>>6730619
Send it to me, I'll do the transaction for you and for FREE!

>>6724913
>>6725147
>>6724766
At this point, I've given up already

>>6731025
jesus lad if you can't solve this a dozen spoons in your mouth idk how to help you
chocoball dont buy

>>6731025
>abayo coco
found the bug

>>6731137
Alright thanks anon

>>6731025
Anon, if you can't even do research of THIS level, would you even have any fun playing this autistic stonk simulator in the first place?

>>6731137
>>6731350
Hey, he got "rrat", so at least we know he has a pulse.
>>6731324
picrel

>>6244973
>>6244714
I finally have images for this and this is also a friendly "we need new bread ideas, page 8 and autosaging" reminder.

BOLTS!

>>6731656
APPLES!

>>6731674
CANDY NNNNNAAAAAAAAAA!

>>6731656
>>6731674
>>6731698
WITH YOUR POWERS COMBINED, I AM CAPTAIN SHITCOIN.

>>6731719
I've profited from all three of them in the last week AND got a (You) out of it. Excellent work.

>>6730177
>accumulate copious amounts of anything else you like but isn't oshi
>revv up the auto every dip, oshicoin > temp red
>still never sell
>make millions in divvies anyways

>>6731656
>>6731674
>>6731698
>>6731719
great combo my friend

>>6730177
Reporting for duty. Being poor was great, you had real gains. I want to make a new account just to see what I can do with it, knowing what I know now.

>>6732038
Would've made a bunch off of them myself just over the past two days, but I keep sleeping in.

>>6732142
I still need to fix that witchdoctormelon, but I only re-encode things for my media server, I've never edited anything. Any suggestions? I hear windows media maker is unironically good these days.

Buy Haato now while you can, I smell a graduation incoming

Bros what should I if I switched my oshi but didn't change the in-game image yet, it feels wrong having the old oshimark.

>>6732217
Heh. I use StaxRip [like Handbrake, but far more modular] out of sheer laziness for transcodes, and only fire up Resolve or the machine with Premiere for more involved stuff.
If you know what part you want cut out I can do it, I think I still have it loaded up in a project from shrinking it down to 3 MB.

>>6732361
>switched my oshi
Filth.
I think the leaderboards only update every 15 minutes.

>>6732361
quit being a pussy and switch already

>>6732363
I wanted to cut the 2nd verse & chorus because the interlude with a spinning melon is hilarious, but I'd have to cut the audio as well. I have all the raw files but am tech illiterate as far as this stuff goes, I'm happy to do it but don't really know where to start.

>>6732392
Well content drought got me attracted to other chuuba now so I had no other choice.

>>6732416
Thanks I will do it now.

Not going to take over any oshiboard because I am an efficiency autist kek

>>6732361
Ayunda is still getting bullied for oshiswitching months later, just do it and keep quiet and you should be fine.

>>6732545
Ayunda is a special case because his oshi actually mooned him to FOURTH PLACE and this ungrateful bastard DUMPED HER

>thread full of disloyal oshiswitchers
DISGUSTING.

>>6732361
depends entirely on how known you are, if you're still a who?-tier just do it, top 100 and we'll find you.

>>6732584
for an HOUR, and I'll never mentally recover. She's still $300 cheaper than she was the day before she dumped all the videos. bog meta has been universally unkind.

>>6732534
GREAT, JUST WHAT I NEEDED ANOTHER FUCKING OSHICHANGER ON MY BOARD FUCK

>>6732710
Chill out mikobro I will not invade the oshiboard ever unless I get bored of the game, my autism doesn't allow me to oshicoin, because muh gains

just an in-image change

>>6732534
Fucking disgusting, oshichangers get the rope no matter what

>>6732842
How dare you come into MY OSHI BOARD, and FUCK MY OSHI in front of me and the board of directors. I cant believe the nerv of some people.

>>6732842
not even mad, just despair. next yfp and cypher decide they like miko now and buy 10k or what.

>>6732466
But that cuts the bathtub part arguably one of the best parts of the original out. Let me see what I can do.

>missed four hours of buys because I accidentally exited the tab

>>6733173
i fucked your oshi while you were gone

>>6732957
If that helps anything, I've had Miko as my oshi for about ~1.5 month now and I've been pretending that I am still aqua crew for the same amount of time, got a bit tired of pretending something I am not you know

I don't think this decision is that good for my own reputation but who cares its a game

>>6732867
Need another rope coin in my profile for this honk pls