/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>Atashi pronoun with Suisei
My oshi's hungry for some Comet pussy.

>>64121703
dumb retard can't use a mouse

>>64121853
>dumb retard can't use a mouse
Oh you can't use a mouse? that sucks buddy

Looking forward to the fanart that comes of this.

>>64121946
It's kinda funny/awesome, I never imaged we'd get deathstar in a gaming stream lol

Man she really struggles with these type of collabs. She forgets how to speak Japanese and just awkwardly mumbles and yells "NO" occasionally

We've got Mori on a katana and Suisei on the axe, the DeathStar crumbs are great.

>>64121703
Cute bat ear warmers. Could see her actually wearing those.

>>64122078
Siiiick

>KARIOOOOOOOOOOOOPE RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Kek Sui

Lmao, too bad they have a 1 hour limit. This has been fun as fuck.

>>64122395
Dude I would kill for them to play Dark Carnival or Hard Rain lol

Marine sounded kinda flustered when Mori called my "my hero!" lol

>>64122847
Yeah kek

Deathstar are the death stars!

>>64122902
S-sugoi!

That was super fun, a little sad we'll need some as miraculous as a con going bankrupt to get this group together again, but I enjoyed it

>>64114190
Ah, sadly not
COol swaglord though

IRyS stream made me boot up AC6 again
fuck, the one thing I really hate about current setup is how overtuned Basho arms are
I swapped from what basically is the second best melee arms to them (VPs with like 117 melee adjustment), and a build running slicer instantly went from
>gotta put some work and stagger them twice and be sure not to overcommit since they fall out of stagger easily to
>stagger them once. good game.
like it buffs BOTH melee damage and melee stagger to such a ridic degree there's no worth in running anything else even if run only a single melee weapon JUST for stagger punish
it's why I kinda liked melee adjustment only affecting animation recovery but not damage in DXM

Holy shit Shion is jumping out of a plane

>>64123129
As much as it's a stigma here, I'd take a couple hours of Sui/Mori/FBK APEX when the FF7 collab happens

>>64123137
I'm sad they failed swaglord...maybe God I wish next time

>>64122902
Wait, holy shit, Mori carried?
t. could only listen

>>64123185
Nerissa and Mori are worried that their girl might die AGAIN.

>>64123178
Little brat needs gravity correction

>>64123137
There's always next time.....

>>64123228
not really but she definitely contributed!
they played on Easy

>>64123185
That would be hilarious cause Foobs and Suisei are actually pretty good at Apex lol

>>64123228
Kind of. She was very effective at tanking aggro and was attentive on freeing teammates from special infected. Unfortunately she got pinned a couple times where the only one who noticed was Suzy needing to sprint across the map with her axe kek

>retweet
Okay, so is Mori showing up today? I thought she said tomorrow.

>>64123351
I think she is just doing it because it was in her mind due to the collab. Everyone who is in it is in the thumbnail.

>>64123351
Nah, the graphic already shows all the guests. She's just being considerate and also probably watching

>>64123351
>>64123409
Yeah Shion seems to be one of those holos Mori seems to talk with a bit even if they don't interact on stream often too

>>64123453
Mori's lolicon tendencies...

you think mori's getting tickets for Ado's shou?

I like when Holos do these IRL vlog-type videos, it kinda reminds me of watching PBS as a kid lol

>>64123644
100% that is something she will take advantage of her UMJ connections for kek.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xEwlcHlezds
Wacci tunes soon

What is your absolute best argument as to why Kiara congratulated IM, but Mori didn't despite being Mori's "favorite vtuber."

>>64123985
Whos this? I like her model

I think Mori is cute

>>64124180
just a singing hag
no relation outside the higabana design
someone just been posting her in dead hours

>>64121749
Doesn't she always refer herself as such in JP?

>>64123644
Probably not actually, considering Mori mostly wants to stay in Japan these days and Ado had like a dozen concerts there this year and more planned next year so she has plenty of opportunites

>>64124270
She does these days

>>64124270
Nah she's used it for awhile now, its quite cute

>>64124209
True

Hmmph

>>64122847
Maybe its just the ol fabe but it was good to watch oshi healing oshi.

remember to love your Mori

>>64125728
Sharing a winter coat with morbi

>>64126056
cuddling with Mori to share heat

I just caught the collab VOD and it was very cute even if Mori playing FPS on a controller might give me an aneurysm.

>>64121749
You just reminded me of fucking Aqua approaching Mori at the 4th Fes celebration dinner

Also deathstar crumbs were great. Mori and Sui charging zombies together with melee weapons and finishing with first and second most kills is everything I wanted from this collab.

>>64126484
>Mori playing an FPS on controller
of course she would kek

morbi toes...

Current Omocat drama is stupid.
Don't work with the mentally ill.
Green cat cute and did nothing wrong.

>>64127490
thanks for mentioning it here

>>64127490
Omocat is based for loving children

The rainforest...we should have listened to the Lorax!

>moist critical broke up with his long time gf
time for ya boi to shoot her shot

https://twitter.com/its_omocat/status/1733116341257965931
Holy shit how the fuck is Omocat so bad at handling drama?
Her apology makes it sound like she committed a crime, when all this current drama is is a former dev being snippy they didn't get royalties because they quit before production wrapped.
And people think the apology is actually for committing a crime because she doesn't even mention what she's apologizing for in the apology!
Why are women so bad at handling drama? Mori should knock some sense into her through rigorous handholding.

>>64128277
there's no explanation you can give once the Twitter crowd brands you as one of the "undesirables"
so apologizing to people you care for and carring the fuck on is a perfect solution
now stop dragging this shitty drama here

>>64128448
>automated
kek

https://www.youtube.com/live/Y1A_JPVs_oc?si=y9EFJ3pWtb0ihuEi
Towa just finding perfect Mori games

is mori in any way attracted to women?

>>64130128
aesthetically

Dang a bad news morning

>>64130128
Mori is a good Christian girl due to her religious upbringing whose never had unpure thoughts. No never.

Mori swag?

>>64130440
sexually?
>>64130596
no she's not a stoopid person.
>>64130708
cute.

>>64128277
I do not want to read that 30 reply chain on Twitter. What the fuck is that dev crying about.

What would you do if you had a Mori?

>>64131526
I already have a Mori.

>>64131526
Ask her out on a date.

I jwu how was the collab? Any highlights?

>>64131526
marriage...

>>64132024
>>64122902

>>64131526
is she into women?

>>64131526
Marriage

>>64131526
>auction Mori off to deadbeats
>make tons of money
>?????
>profit
bidding starts at 10 million

>>64132731
there's no amount of money that could fill the mori sized hole in your heart

>>64131526
Marry her or meep that Morp

Has she ever interacted with Lamy on stream?

>>64131526
force her to be appropriately modest

>>64133802
no i wanna see the boops

>>64133790
amogus I think

TakaMori Love!

>>64136177
Original SOON

>>64121703
Previous thread: >>64061126

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>>64123129
what was con?

>>64122902
>the four of them are playing together in the same room
>everyone is laughing and having a great time together
>after some initial struggles and jabs at her own expense, Mori gets into the zone
>Fubuki excitedly notices, "ah! Kari-chan, you're in the lead!"
>Mori laughs, feels a little self-conscious about it but continues playing, Fubuki and Marine cheer and jeer like normal
>Suisei has fallen silent
>Mori immediately notices this but is too distracted by the game to look right next to her
>but she feels a gloved hand on her thigh, making slow caresses, slowly advancing upward
>she reaches inside and Mori gasps, Fubuki and Marine are too busy loudly bantering to take notice
>the game is reaching its climax, Mori's head is spinning and she doesn't dare look away from the screen
>Suisei takes the lead
>"ah, I won~"

https://twitter.com/akaihaato/status/1733122506951901280

>>64134816
Yes, that legendary Myth x JP5 stream. I wish they could gather again...

>>64136551
an ex one

>>64131526
I might be happy

>>64133790
A stupid bear prevented that from happening in Rust kek. I think it would of been the first time they talked publicly 1 on 1.

Oh right, IRyS mentioned the AC tournament got pushed back

>>64131526

So uh...I peered into a catalog thread about what would anons do if they were Cover CEO.

As per usual, its all "Fire Mori/Ollie/Bae/Homos", sexing all the female talents, making "the bad girls" psychologically suffer, the usual catalogniggery

>>64138406
I don't care. Stop posting this shit here.

>>64138406
Stop advertising your threads

>>64138489
Test

>>64138450
>>64138489
Sorry, I am just...urgh...
As for the other anon, hell nah. I'd never endorse that drivel let alone make it. An attack on HoloPro is an attack on Mori.

>>64137725
That was with Noel I think not Lamy. Unless the damned animal intervened on more than one occasion.
>>64123228
It was on easy since 3/4 played for the first time and they were short on time but she definitely did her part. Go watch it properly, it was really cute.

Crispy Mori thigh sandwich

slampiggy slampiggy oink oink oink

>>64139800
unf

Hey random question, but why don't >we like Dai Zero Kan? unusual choice, but after looking it up it seems pretty good imo

>>64140447
we don't? I don't care about it one way or the other

>>64131526
I'd love and cherish her and support her with all my strength

>>64140813
And any who slander shall be sundered.

I just bought my tickets for both Gurren Lagann movies in 4D.
I wonder if Mori watched it in 4D while it was showing in Japan or if 4D theaters are even a thing over there.

What a group

>>64140920
It was wonderful

>>64140920
Indeed. It was joyful watching it live.
Probably the only good part of this massive L of a day.

>>64140813
This art is so cute. I want to pull on her cute little tongue...

>>64140447
It's not even a unique song for the event and a group of Stars who are much more suited to be doing it will be performing it as well. There's zero chance it's something that any of the three girls chose of their own will

>>64141552
Curb your autism
I think Animal is a crappy song, but Myth did a fine performance of it last year

>>64140302
suace?

What did mori mean by this?

I love Mori and her FAT BUTT

>>64143249
While it seems like a nice tweet, it seems to be fake.

>>64143400
it is

>>64143249
Honestly pretty good capture of Mori’s sappy style. Only critiques I would give is that it should be “dead beats”, it would be “darkest times” not “tragedies” and I don’t think she’d use the phrase “external noise”

>>64143615
I don't think giving ChatSEA advice on how to emulate your oshi style better is a good idea, autismbeat

>>64141699
This song is just unironically bad for what they're doing in every single way though. The lyrics are meant for male voices, the song barely has any singing let alone enough to split among 3 people, and isn't meant for choreography so is basically useless to do in 3D.

>>64144558
I think the performance is going to be good, and I won't go out of my way to grudgepost you or anything, but I will think of you and your stupid doomposting ass.

>>64140447
I just think it's a huge waste of the group. You get Bae, Mori, and Watame together and the best you can give them is a Slam Dunk ED none of them have ever sang? That's like being given $100 to spend on dinner, deciding to use $3 of it on a hamburger at McDonald's, then throwing away the rest of the money

>food analogy

>>64144897
mmm borgar

>>64144649
Also they got to pick their own songs, but not groups for splash party, dunno why this would be any different. They basically always get to pick their own songs. Wouldn't be surprised of Watame suggested the song or something.

>>64144897
You are exaggerating and nitpicking so much at this point it has to be trolling

>>64145152
Source? Seems highly unlikely that they would pick the same random song as the Stars group

>>64144929
>>64144970
>>64145153
Go ask /rrat/ and the Watame split what they think about the song then.

When I saw Kawaikute and Idol I thought she would be in one of those because she has some of the most popular covers of them, but now I just hope she's in the Shuffle Medley.

I'd like to point out the parallels to the obnoxious spergs who complained for months every time Mori released a teaser for INTERNET YAMERO or it came up in the threads, who completely disappeared when the thing actually came out.

>>64145505
I don't give a fuck about their opinion, and I doubt you do either, deflectionchama

morbi butt

>>64146028
>clipping in top-left

>>64145932
I think you're a bad "detective". I was on of the people that wished she did Overdose instead of Yamero and you're clearly that lost their mind over the fact that I even voiced my opinion about it. I have no opinion on the New Year's stuff because it's 2 minutes of a program we'll never watch more than once. Stop acting like people having an opinion about a song choice is being "an obnoxious sperg", they're not insulting a person, just a song

>>64146217
If you're being annoying, don't get mad at other people calling you annoying. That's the point

>>64140851
There are definitely 4D theaters, I wish I could go there right now because the latest Girls und Panzer is out in 4D right now and we're NEVER getting that in theaters

Deciding something is bad before it's even happened is anti-discussion. I don't give a shit about your opinion, but the way you're going about it is just genuinely just fucking annoying. That's all.

>>64146511
>Deciding something is bad before it's even happened is anti-discussion
Not really. It is normal day on 4chan.

>>64146587
>it is what it is
Go fuck yourself

Wheresl's the artist's account for this morpo? I can't read the last characters and it doesn't show up on twitter

>>64145505
>/rrat/
they want to fuck all the girls
>Watame split
too busy shelling a Palestinian hospital, ask again later

>>64146028
I like the left poses a lot even if they're a bit jank
especially bottom left

>>64146613
What is your problem?

>>64146649
incredibly suckable nipples

>>64146649
I gotchu senpai
I had it marked down from the Coco ones two years ago
https://twitter.com/SuperSolenoid_

>>64146649
Also here's the OG post itself >>>/d/10837058

>>64124270
She used "watashi" at debut, but switch to "atashi" sometime between then, probably when she started taking Japanese reps more seriously.

>>64149222
she switched to atashi when she became more atashiko*

>https://litter.catbox.moe/qtl1bb.jpg
>https://twitter.com/Cigmaier/status/1729512960484155531
Would you still love your Mori if she was Goro Majima?

>>64150062
yea

>>64144897
>food analogy

What Friday meals are you cooking along with Mori and Chama?

>>64150413
Soup because I got laryngitis

>>64150413
Mushroom and asparagus risotto
I was gonna bake biscuits with Wawa earlier too but I had to drive my relatives to the airport

>>64150330
>>64144929
You two should kiss

>>64144929
>>64150330
You people remind me of the janny that was deleting any post that mentioned Subway earlier this year

>>64150413
nothing, because I didn't have time to shop so I just ordered some burgers but I might try and make some proper carbonara tomorrow

>>64150708
and doritos if I remember right kek. That was an odd time for this thread. glad we were able to fix that little problem.

>>64150708
>>64150785
I'M STILL MAD

https://twitter.com/mkmkwttn/status/1732543878610514043
https://twitter.com/mkmkwttn/status/1732621572601676196
snex

>>64151457
OH MY

Why did Mori have a bottle of flat soda lying around?

>>64151804
Probably bought it (for guest maybe? didn't she say doesn't really drink soda?) hasn't bother drinking it until the ASMR, and found out it went flat

>>64152170
Yeah, sounded like a 2 liter she probably had in the fridge for a couple months kek

Any debbies going to try and see Ado when she's in America?

>>64152531
I just blocked off some days the week prior for holofes, and between the jump in that show's price and the fact that I'll be in Chicago in ~a month for ACEN anyway, I decided against it. Not to mention missing my train back was a harrowing experience that I don't want to risk more than once a year

>>64151457
SNEEEEEEEEEEX

>>64152647
I'm gonna try for the NYC performance, since it's just an hour away by train
It's more likely to happen than me actually landing in-person Fes tickets

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0lpgVTS1Ok
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0lpgVTS1Ok
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0lpgVTS1Ok
new song from Rita

>>64153436 (me)
after giving it a listen, it really feels like a song Morp would write/wanna write, it has a very similar vibe to her more positive tracks

Is it worth seeing ado live

>>64153686
definitely, the couple clips/performance MVs that were shared here shown really wild vocal performances combined with visuals and style choices very close to the Zuttomayo live
in short, kino

Mori Fubuki Suisei and Marine should play more zombie games
I wanna see them go easter egg hunting in Kino der Toten or Mob of the Dead

Will there be any bugs involved today?

>>64155600
Mori will provide the curry and Chama will provide some fried spider legs

>>64155868
I thought she didn't want to do curry because Bae just did it?

>>64155944
I dunno, this is my first time hearing about that
She's seem pretty dead set on curry the few times I've heard her talked about it

>>64152531
Thinking about going down to LA, not sure yet

>>64155168
You will just need to bankrupt another event all 4 of them are going to show up in kek

>>64157510
I still can't believe X-con, their guest was insane for a first time event lol

Mori is a being without fear

>>64155600
I hope

The new Ghibli film is pretty damn good, though the Japanese name for the film is far more fitting after seeing it.

>>64157990
Yeah, I assumed it was a big yearly event. After it got canceled and found out it was the first time it was supposed to happen I couldn't help but laugh. They were basically trying to start a massive music festival from scratch. You can only do something like that if you as the organizer have to be a big name yourself.

>>64158394
I wouldn’t be surprised if x-com was the creation of the son of a super rich family, very ambitious but no business sense kind of like AEW here in America

>>64158636
Wasn't that Fyre festival similar? or was that just a scam from the start?

>>64158394
do the talents even get compensated for the show being cancelled? Surely they lost some deals or other events due to opportunity costs and the time spent preparing for the show.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oMKaZBQVSfE
Look at this cute animation

>>64158379
Is that the one Robert Pattinson is in?

>>64158735
Usually you gotta sue the organizers for that.

>>64158822
Yeah the dub is super good, Pattinson killed it and Mark Hamill was there too which was a surprise.

>>64158904
Mark Hamill's been in a few Ghibli dubs. He was the villain in Castle in the Sky

>>64158725
Somewhat, the guy founded it was an entrepreneur that founded several companies out if college, but none of them were very successful so when Fyre Festival fell through as well he was labelled as a con artist cause he knew things were falling apart but chugged forward anyways hoping things would go well.

>>64158773
speaking of mori and mario, there any JP clips of her yoshi impression? I want to see their reaction to how good it is.

>>64158928
Yeah, but I didn’t see him advertised for this one like Bale and Pattinson was. Also Dave Bautista was in the movie too. But I think Mori would love Pattinson’s role in the film, especially if she doesn’t find out who he played until after.

>>64159071
>speaking of mori and mario, there any JP clips of her yoshi impression?
Maybe? I don't really speak japanese that well so I usually search "ホロライブ切り抜き / 森カリオペ"
This is probably one of the more popular JP clips of her SMRPG playthrough I can find
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pEpNmfxWhes
Like 90% of the comments are just "On stage she's a cool guy but on stream she's a clumsy onesan, and that's why I like her!" lol

Are there Hollywood celebs that are full blown weebs?

>>64160117
Samuel L Jackson
Seth Rogan
Fred Durst
Doja Cat
That's all that comes to mind right now, why ya asking?

https://youtu.be/OV0hbfw6RMo?si=aJIEIu7YOIM10dlJ
https://youtu.be/OV0hbfw6RMo?si=aJIEIu7YOIM10dlJ
https://youtu.be/OV0hbfw6RMo?si=aJIEIu7YOIM10dlJ
Rita isn't the only EU member with a song release today

>>64160117
Sam L. Jackson

>>64160257
>>64160275
Didn't Sam L J allude to liking hentai? haha

>>64160257
Oh, and who could forget James Franco.

>>64160378
He didn't even allude, he just straight up said lmao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XbqWGo3Wrj4

>>64160117
Michael B. Jordan I guess?

>>64160744
Oh yeah, he straight up said he based the fight choreography for Creed 3 on Naruto.
https://collider.com/creed-3-michael-b-jordan-anime/

>>64160979
There are a LOT of black weebs. They just hide their power levels a lot more for anything that isn't dragonball or similar.

>>64160117
Isn't Kanye a fan of Akira and Golden Boy?

https://twitter.com/kamiyamaneki/status/1733311661082304658

>>64162152
tutu gets to knead those tits daily

>>64162152
It's crazy how it looks like the artist put way more effort into Tutu then Mori.

>>64162152
Me on the left

>>64162295

>>64162295

>>64162503
Down, boy

>>64162329
This picture of Tutu always reminds me of pic related
It cool how felines make the same silly faces regardless of their size

>>64162593
I think Tutu and Leo should kiss

Oh hey Giri is in chat

>>64163556
TUTU LEO SEXTAPE

>>64163933
Not that surprising kek.

I hope staff didn't fuck up the soundchecks again

>>64164067
Wouldn't be surprised. lol

oh no

Why is Mori not washing her clothing properly.

She's wearing her stupid mask, you can tell from her muffled voice

Mori gonna shit herself...

>>64164360
hot

>>64164360
With how often everyone else in EN gets sick she might have a point in wearing one outside her house all the time kek.

I'm so happy haachama-cooking is back

>>64164360
>seething at basic health precautions

>>64164693
>I'm so happy haachama... is back
Hey, me!

>Mori disagreeing that fat is flavor
My oshi doesn’t understand an integral part of cooking…….

wigger ruined my oshi

awww, she wussed out

>>64164887
Fat's gross

Adding secret ingredients is my favorite part of making curry

Would you still love your oshi if she was a worm?

>>64164847
everyone is immune to to covid at this point

>>64165155
My oshi will never be a worm, but she will read my post saying whether I'd love her as a worm. Therefore my answer is yes.

>>64165297
Masks were a common thing in Japan for decades before coof, anonchama

>>64165297
I just got it for the first time a few weeks ago…it sucked bad

>>64151457
Is it okay to just grab the tummy like that?

>>64165297
>everyone is immune to to covid
Dumbasschama....

this one is for you Ci anon
https://files.catbox.moe/q5tx0y.png

I hope this goes over an hour but curries cook really fast...

>>64164360
and how many tommy hurts incidents from mori have been reported?

>>64165647
wew

I would love to cook for Mori

Mori would kick Haachama's ass at arm wrestling

>>64165647
Ci-unny TuT

>>64166043
Mori has the highest STR stat in hololive

Is it me or does Chama sound a bit "older" ?
I mean guess she was a highschooler when she first started but her voice sounds bit bass-ier now

>>64166109
I think Mori should drink an Elixir of Cloud Giant Strength

>if a shinigami hugs you, it'll be very very dangerous
I can take it

>>64166353
You're a big skelly.

If she smashed the garlic cloves then mincing the garlic would be pretty easy if that was what she was going for. Take a page out of Gordon Ramsay’s book and add a pinch of salt to basically turn it into a paste.

>>64166450
>>64166450
>>64166450
>>64166450

>>64166526
I smash it to get the skin off, then just chop it up

>Kiara hurt herself while cooking today
>Mori hurt herself while cooking today
Bravo Yagoo!

>>64166526
I just swallow the garlic cloves whole and mix them with the other ingredients in my stomach.

>>64166653
stop posting here Wario

>Mori cooking in a huge dork-ass hoodie
Amazing

>>64167046
Imagine how soft the hug Haachama will get after the stream will be...
Fuck...

She’s not letting these vegetable get any color from the heat I’m going to go insane.

>>64167046
I hate how much she likes that thing, it looks like a trashbag

>>64167202

>>64167302
its all gonna be cooked when it boils anyway, but I feel you

>>64167304
I mean she has to wear something that covers her arms…

>>64167446
The curry roux will overpower the flavor of any searing would add anyways lol. Maybe if it was beef and not chicken.

I forgot how much english Chama speaks

>>64167446
It’s not just about cooking the veggies, it’s about browning them to draw out the flavor. Stirring the pot as much as she has will keep it from burning, but it’ll also stop the contents from browning, which is another source of flavor.

>>64167632
I know, which is why I said that I feel you.

>the chicken is cooked
Oh nyo the fuck it aint lmao

>>64168080
not yet it aint
also, why did she wait until now to add the ginger...

>>64168169
I'm guessing she is just roughly following some recipe that was on the back of the pack.

>>64168262
Recipes are just a suggestion anyway

I think she watched like 3 different curry youtube videos and just combined them in her mine and what she could remember

>>64168442
she's cooked curry before though so its probably a combination of that and prior experience

>>64168614
Most the flavor comes from the roux mix anyways.

Is this what people commonly refer to as "boy dinner" ?

>>64168442
and it probably still tastes great since you cannot really fuck up curry that much

I thought you add the curry roux after everything is done boiling

>>64144255
Curb your racism

T. SEAbeat

>>64168909
Isn't it the last 10-15 minutes?

>>64167046
Imagine being inside the hoodie with her

>>64168696
Haachama's instant beef curry is a proper boydinner

speaking of SEA.

I sincerely thought they were cooking Tinola.

wtf is this mess of a curry

>>64157990
>>64158394
How true was it that the mouse in red intervened?

would you eat this if Mori made this for you?

>>64169248
Only every day.

>>64169138
It's not the worst thing I've ever seen but it's one of the more confusing.

>>64169248
no question

Double hug Hachama and Mori while she stab me

>>64169174
Not likely, it seems like spent all their money then declared bankruptcy

>>64169248
Looks delicious

>>64169248
Without a doubt.

>>64169248
honestly it's curry, it can't be that bad

>>64169493
You can basically add anything to curry roux and it will taste fine in the end.

Just throw the whole forest in

chama fingies

Everyone complaining about Mori's cooking skills must feel pretty silly now

>>64169620
Do not put Mori in the curry

Lmao, does the studio not have a rice cooker? That is actually surprising.

>>64169733

what's going on here?

>>64169807
Noooooooooooo

>>64169770
And mori makes me a liar 5 seconds later...

>ywn have a knife fight in the kitchen with your Mori wife

>>64166601
Literally what I did today to help with fried rice.

>>64169838
Chammers took some of her essence to use in her curry.

>>64169807
reminds me of picrelated

>>64167046
>hoodie
Just like my sister.

>>64169924
please Coupon Beat draw this but with the Morp

>>64169074
You'd need more unripe papaya for that.

T. pagpag

Mori needs to simmer it to make the curry thicker……..

>>64170096
its been simmering for a good while now

>>64170018
>Papaya.
Sayote is the more traditional one. Papaya is just substitute.

>>64170118
plus it will thicken a whole lot once it is off the heat.

that doesn't seem like long enough

>>64170427
Broccoli is healthy, so the dish is healthy to eat

Calliudon Mori...

>prroink in a cooking stream
this could not be more perfect

Chammers.....

>>64169976
am lazy

>>64170812
Delicious Morp sauce....

New years outfit

>>64170812
good enough lol

>Didn't even wash the bowl first
Chama pls..........

Mori is going to die

>>64170812
does this go better on rice or noodles

>>64171018
It’s been a good run o7

>>64171018
can't be worse than that one time she ate those spicy noodles and sang Salamander

I hope you people understand exactly how brutal that sauce is and how much Haachama slathered on there. Calli is fucking feeling it right now

>>64171096
>Calli

What exactly is "death sauce"?

How do you make curry taste like bread?

>>64171252
very hot sauce

>>64171265
By combining every ingredient in your kitchen, apparently

>>64171096
60,000 scovilles
thats just cayenne pepper level

>>64171252
https://www.amazon.com/Blairs-Ultra-Death-Sauce-10001300/dp/B000VZSRWM

>>64171265
I honestly don't know what Haachama meant by that

>>64171323
Unless I'm extremely confused, the sauce they're using is extract-based. Which is to say, fucked up and much worse than cayenne pepper

rate your reaper wife's cooking

>>64171419
bread is my favorite food
10/10

>>64171386
you're mistaken, haachama bought the After Death sauce, not the Ultra death sauce
I actually have the ultra in my fridge right now and i promise Mori would have probably ran out of the room if she ate a drop of it
I think it says it's not to be consumed without dilution right on the bottle

>>64171419
didn't take long enough to properly cook

>>64171419
I'd eat it/10

>>64171419
Honestly fine. Searing the meat and just less "stuff" over all would be the only real needed changes.

>>64171493
Anon, it's instant curry roux, it only needs 30-45 minutes.

>>64171419
Overall fine, but can have a lot of improvements.

>>64170178
Nope, papayas are the og. Much more tasty too. Sayote is just a cheap substitute because cartels keep jacking up prices here

>>64171568
Not the chicken and huge pieces of broccoli, those need the time to not be solid or undercooked.

>>64171419
I thought it looked delicious. She and I are of one mind with the "just throw shit in" cooking mentality, which basically confirms we're soulmates and the rest of you guys don't stand a chance

>>64171629
OH you mean haachama's. Yeah, that needed a lot longer kek. Mori's cooked for a good 45 minutes though which was enough.

>>64171419
I'd cut things into smaller pieces but it seems their time in the studio was severely limited
Anyway, would/10

>>64171419
I have never tasted curry before bros, I'm also asian am I doomed? I also really do not like spicy food

Can deadbeats even cook?

>>64171691
yeah, here's a pie I made last month
I also made myself some risotto and asparagus for dinner tonight

>>64171691
ye, I like to bake more though. I submitted these to one of the cooking rating streams but didn't get picked.

>>64171691
I can make pan sauces and pasta and eggplant parm
and biscuits and gravy but thats easy as fuck

>>64171691
Trying to. Can fry things at least.

>>64171640
>this coming from a skeleton
...

https://twitter.com/hatake_oekaki/status/1733320572237443580

>>64171691
I can make killer soups
grandma approved!

>>64171691
Eh, I won't die. I can make easy stuff like chicken, porkchops, and steak. I also know beans and pasta but haven't actually made either myself after being taught how.

>>64171691
yeah somewhat

>>64171691
I think I do alright. People have eaten my food and said it’s good and asked me to bring it again to potlucks and such

>>64171691
Yeah

>>64171809
>That braid
Cute!

>>64171691
No, all I can make is instant ramen, bacon, and fried eggs.

>>64171691
Yeah, I actually made a shrimp alfredo pizza before the collab started

>>64171691
I rarely cook for myself these days, but I make food for a living

>>64171691
I make pretty nice homemade burgers

>>64172192
A fricking Chefbeat

>>64171691
Yeah, I ate some sauteed meat and veggies with curry spices I made yesterday during the stream

>>64171729
>>64171745
what the fuck, I thought there was only one bread beat

>>64171745
Damn, I want one of these

>https://twitter.com/akaihaato/status/1733351128946147447

>>64172658
Why does the plate have a hood?

>>64172847
Did you not watch the stream?

>>64172847
It's supposed to look like a japanese squat toilet

>>64172994
No I just got here, gonna watch the VOD in a minute

>>64173053
why wouldn't you squat over the part with the hole?

>>64173053
I used one of these when I visited china

>>64173131
Oh well, you see Haachama bought out pic related and had Mori eat from it lol
>>64173145
Cause the water flow will push your shit down the hole, and the raised part is supposed to make your piss doesn't splash

I'm watching the VOD for L4D2 right now and is it just me or does the game detect PlayStation controllers?

>>64173317
It does. you see the button prompts.

>>64173399
I didn't know the game had updated to do that

>Suzy takes out a witch with a chainsaw
>chainsaw saiko
kek

https://twitter.com/HASECO777/status/1733360557061963869

>>64174018

>>64174018
Cute
>>64174113
Kek

>>64173544
My favorite was when they left the Cola in the store and Mori was getting ganged up on by zombies, and Suzy just yells "KARIOOOOOOOOOOPE!!" before saving her with like 10 hp lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OV0hbfw6RMo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OV0hbfw6RMo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OV0hbfw6RMo
Miori's song is out

>>64174419
catchy

>>64174399
I just watched that part kek

>>64175185
Nice, my next favorite parts were when Mori jumps off some stairs and gets left hanging for like 3 minutes and just laughs her ass off the entire time and when Mori gets jump by a hunter and Marine saves her, and Mori goes "My hero!~" Marine noticeably sounds a bit taken aback lol

>>64167304
You seem like a shitty person