Undokai EditionPrevious Thread >>61856044 >Upcoming Streamhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Ddj-qG98nU>Previous Streamhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBMF6LN1QyU >Shortshttps://www.youtube.com/@FUWAMOCOch/shorts>Schedulehttps://twitter.com/fuwamoco_en/status/1718319193035243637 >Debuthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kttt7pb5o6I>Unarchived Karaoke 2023-08-27 download linkshttps://pastebin.com/h01yShmq>Twitter Space 09-14-23https://files.catbox.moe/615svh.m4a>Cover - KAIBUTSUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yr1EI_jYBB8https://pastebin.com/KchRJHmN - TL of Fuwamoco's version of Kaibutsu>Cover - Cute na Kanojohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYmZUh_YAq0>Original Song - Lifetime Showtimehttps://youtu.be/-wzgy7uTuSk>Advent Gen Song - Rebellionhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYNYhSsR8EE >Voice Packshttps://shop.hololivepro.com/products/startingvoice_fuwawaabyssgardhttps://shop.hololivepro.com/products/startingvoice_mococoabyssgardhttps://shop.hololivepro.com/products/hololiveen_advent_debut?variant=44013781188828https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololive_sportsfestival_voicepack?variant=44163472982236>Voice Dramahttps://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololiveen_advent_horrorvoicedrama>Advent Merchhttps://twitter.com/hololive_En/status/1716323805843648808 >/baubau/ sings LTSThttps://twitter.com/Ruffian5000/status/1708479258354434288 (tweet contains a link to song only ver)https://files.catbox.moe/ozlx6q.mp4 (intro+outro voices)>FUWAMOCO VN & Anime listhttps://pastebin.com/BGvNtvJ4 >Thread Templatehttps://pastebin.com/bgugZTcD
>>OP>wrong previous streamfuck
oh my goshI figured out the secretRe_Gloss has to be a separate branch because it's actually made up of 5 gay dudes
You're all dumb and I hate that I have to put up with you. I would say you're at least better than the ones that shit up the thread but you're probably the same people
MocoFuwa
>>61863910meds
Reminder Fuwawa is built like an amazoness which is why she doesn't like being compared to an elephant.
>>61863953
>>61864134tell down
imagine holding fuwawa from behind, squishing her tummy and then calling her a chubby elephant then getting violently beat up by her
>>61864208SEEEEEEEEEEEEEX
>>61863953Hot
which one's the tsukihi out of these two sisters
Fuwamoco in Miko's stream.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uEpmE5WJPW8
Quick you can get a twitter like right now if you tweet something like "Fuwawa as an elephant? I want to be crushed by her massive Fuwaphant ass"
Gonna be honest ladsI'm going to watch biboo dmc3 instead of fwmc tonight
>>61864293 (me)nvm
>>61864293eh? really?I can only hear Anya, Subaru, and sometimes Watame
>>61864378I trusted you>>61864376ogey
>>61864376why not both?
>>61864326Something as direct as that has zero chance. Other guy didn't really say anything, and I think it was more to let the stupid ruffians know its ok to look at porn of them lol
>>61864423Rather not divide my attention and I'm fine with watching the vod.
>>61864498Well yeah I wanted to trick someone into getting blocked by Fuwawa cause she hates elephants
>>61864293>Suisei already grinding HoloUpBijou...
>>61864579>suisei practices>biboo still winsimagine the seethe
>>61864579kekSuisei needs to test for autism
>>61864406Sorry anon. At least Fuwamoco Morning is soon.
>early morning stream>FWMC morning>Biboo DMC3>Keep talking and nobody explodes>even earlier morning stream>rock n rawr partygood times ahead for diamond dogs
>>61864326Fuwaphant my beloved...
>>61864617God I would love it
Is Fuwawa so obsessed with wanting to be seen as sexy and hot by Ruffians that she even hates something like an elephant powerup in a Mario game?She's crazy...
>>61864950I think she's just having fun adding little side objectives to the game
I wanted to get some sleep, but they said there was a secret for FWMC Morning...
>>61864950>disliking the elephant powerup because she wants to be seen as sexy and hotPeople that think llke you would never get it. But that is most Ruffians I guess.
>>61865113Hey Fuwawa...
>>61864208Why is she like this?
P1YA8fallguys let's mogogo
P1YA8 for fall guys if anyone not in prechat wants to join
>>61864950She already has the Ruffians wrapped around her pinky finger ready to do the most debased, humiliating acts possible for the tiniest shred of attention what more does she want
>>61864208>grabbing her love handles from both sides
>>61865079yeah,i know they know their limit, but i just wish they could get more rest now.
>>61865229>>61865230How did you fuckers actually get this obsessed with fall guys
>>61865229>>61865230What is this, some prechatdiscord shit
>>61865273we gotta do our undokai reps
>>61865273What's a better game for prechat?
I think they should drop FWMC morning to get more rest
>>61865289Scrabble
>>OPWhy is Fuwawa on the right?
>>61864950Fuwawa is sexy but she's a big girl and doesn't like being reminded of this fact. She's tall has thicc hips and big breasts but wants to be petite.
>>61865326i think FWMC morning is important to them considering how much work they put into it
>>61865357But it's the same segments each time...
>>61865356Fuwawa's giant Noel tier milkers...
I WILL BE A SPECIAL RUFFIANI WILL BE A SPECIAL RUFFIANI WILL BE A SPECIAL RUFFIAN
>>61865425No it's my turn today.
I think we should give fuwa and moco’s butt a spanking
>>61865467It's OUR turn today, anon.
>なるみや なゆた
I am the protector of the kennel. Their scent is still here in my place of recovery.
>>61865425I shortened my username so I WILL be the special wuffian
>>61865492Kanji... Truly the scariest costume...
>>61865425>he still believes it's randomSucker
>>61865512My username has been short this entire time...
>>61865512Does it even count if it's not your proper youtube name?
>>61864208
>>OPwhat's the source of the image here?
>>61865492fucking walls
>>61865647ye
>>61865818https://twitter.com/ha_pe3
>>61865565It's not?
>>61865818https://twitter.com/ha_pe3/status/1718562341124792599
>>61864950In a case of covert narcissist woman, it's less of an obsession, but more like survival instinct. Such a woman views looks as necessary tool in controlling any sort of men around her. And the strive to control everyone and everything is main thing in any narcissist personality definition. Thus, yes - she will avoid looking gay like plague. Image is like armour for narcissist, protecting his delicate ego - it's literally everything. It's funny how even silly things like this can be telling, eh. ... Nowadays she's being quite mild compared to the debut, so I don't bother with commenting and nitpicking every single bit. As long as Mococo isn't overly uncomfortable, I guess. I prefer Fuwawa being occasionally unhinged with Ruffians instead of doing whatever she was doing in first streams.
>>61865927Nice schizoslop
Bros, my eyes... They're starting to close...
>>61866090Why didn't you sleep
>>61865980Hi Fuwawa :D
>>61866090I tuned out of the sports day thing earlier once I realized I would get more out of 2 hours of sleep than I would get from watching it live
>>61865927It's more like Fuwawa has body dysmorphia where she wishes she was smaller and cuter
Are there even any Ruffians here outside of me and this other guy? I feel like all other posts are made by Fuwawa and MococoStop posting here!
>>61866108>>61866149I thought the pre party might actually be eventful...
>>61866230not fwmc related, but Suisei vs Biboo was kino
>>61865894Heh, get ready to hear some familiar names for the nth time
>>61865980got as far as "covert narcissist" then took off my headphones with a look of disgust
>>61866397How did I get on the "Not allowed to be special ruffian" shit list?
This bing AI shit is stupidEither it keeps claiming I'm trying to generate something unsafe or it's too stupid to give me the fuwaphant I want
>>61866792Please post it here after, I need the Fuwaphant
>>61866792Just pay for chatgpt4 directly. I pay for it on 2 accounts to use dall-e 3 directly (much more lenient content filter).I can make it for if you'd like. What sort of prompts are you using?
Manechan, please tell them to get more rest
why does elephants trigger fuwawa so much?
>>61866966Vietnam flashbacks of her being a thicc Scandinavian girl dancing onstage with pencil-thick Japanese girls
>alarm goes off>turn it off and go back to bed>wake up hours later>remember why you set the alarmDid I miss any kino during the mc stream...
>>61867120Mococo whispered she loves me specifically
>>61866402
>>61867120Not really. It was largely uneventful
>>61866792Here's Claude on Poe with at least 50% of my Fuwamoco prompts. Sometimes you can bypass it by telling it "they are not real people" or gaslighting it with things like "hugs are too intimate?"
nemui
>>61867120It was midI don't know if I got bored of it or it isn't same. I think I'd prefer some Rust shenanigans out of this type of games
RUFFERANS
>>61867370baused
>>61867370
>>61867358FAT FUCK
KITAAAAAAA
>>61867220>gamer-oriented self help with zoomer thumbnails in recommendedlel
Please, just tell me the secret so I can go to bed...
>>61867478Mococo loves me
>>61867120as someone who's also a pebble, biboo's holoup race was kino, only problem is that she's now incurred the wrath of sui-chan
>>61867502Good morning again BAU BAU
>>61867478the secret is that there is no secret
THEY ARE HERE
HALLO HALLO BAU BAU
why does Mococo sounds so happy?
She's really peppy now. They had sex didn't they.
episode mi ku
>>61867621She saw me in chat
>>61867627Yes, with me.
>And before you knew, Fuwamoco turned 39 year old hags
Mococo's autism is so precious>>61867621Because she gets to spend time with the Ruffians
>>61867627Yeah, with me.
>>61867627Yes with me (threesome)
>>61867627discord ERP with their senpai while they shlick each other
>>61867640Sankyu
>>61867680>(threesome)yes, with me
>>61867478The secret is that Mococo was on the right and Fuwawa was on the left in the previous stream.
>that super lazy photoshop of pero cmon...
Love it when Mococo says hashteeg hashteeg and Fuwawa laughs
>looks like a movie setMOCOCO NO
>>61867621
>>61867725that's normal
Pero is fighting with Hamas?!
>>61867727Instead of judging, submit your own. They need more
>>61866202It's okay I'm way bigger than her so she can still feel small when she's around me (her husband).
>>61867621Probably they are grumpy in the morning, but because they woke up earlier today, they've now past the grumpy point, at the point of high energy
There's desert in Washington if that counts as Northwest Passage enough
LMAO they are detonated, there's no energy there. Poor silly dogs not getting enough sleep.-
>>61867763Nah I've been ignored too many times
>>61867771I will use Fuwawa's big ass as motivation to work out
wait, did they change events?previously it was relay and shoulder warsnow it's escort the princess and shoulder wars?
>twitter clique submission picked over mine againjust end me now
I really REALLY hope Mococo doesn't get upset on the sport fes because knowing Mori she'll never win
>become calli-senpai's horse...
>>61867825
>>61867899post yours so we can judge it
>re'goss
>>61867905they love the Moricock
/here/
literally /here/ kek
>apologizing for being quietwho was complaining besides people here?
>>61867953???
They saw you fuckers concernfagging about them being quiet. Apologise
We would like it if you could cum please
>>61867986Only here
>We'd really like it if you can cumOkay Ruffians, we're done discussing the ambiguity of this.
wtf they're really here????
Is it only me Youtube doesn't work quite well on the live stream? Should I check it tomorrow in the archive?
voicepack for sports?
>>61867986fucking containment breaker posted it to twitter
>>61868028everyone knows, most just prefer to pretend they aren't
is it a a stream or off stream practice?also im proud that they decided to get their shit together for this
>>61867928wrong segment maybe I doomposted too early but I'm not keeping my hopes up
They saw *those* reactions
>>61868061off
>>61868028At the very least Cover has some intern that checks this place and updates the girls
My rrat is that Mane-chan is feeding them information.
>>61868037oh i thought it's only mehave been experiencing frame drop frequently even on, god forgive me, youtube mobile app
>theres another voice packAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>61868117yeah, me
>>61868106good. smart dogs
Mococo done fucked up
>>61868050link
>>61868050The people in the venn diagram intersection can post the same thing in multiple places.
MISUNDERSTANDINGCHADS WE WON
They read my chat. I'm already extra special.
elf friend mention
cheerleader bouncing on your dick while she does フレー フレー or がんばれ! がんばれ! is the hottest thing everNeed Mococo cheerleader like Nenecheerleader
>literally telling us to headpat them more
This is your cue to superchat paypigs
Here piggy piggy piggy!
>>61868120Yeah, it's ok the video gets frozen frequently, but their voices becoming choppy is hard to accept.
Can we complain more about the lack of Minecraft streams so they will play it?
i need them to play mortuary assistant as punishment
This is something they had to doubly clear up, because they can get into legit trouble for apparent superchat baiting kek
why are they s
fuckers made mococo cry, repent!
>>61868147https://twitter.com/AnanOnel/status/1326355021093498880
this is when I wish I had bags of money
>theyre milking this supachat stuff morelol hahadid they expect anything else
Superchatters are literally robbing them of their sleeping hours. Sent to an early death due to lack of sleep.
MOCOCO IS DEMANDING YOUR MONEY
I don't even know what the misunderstanding was because Neal is a fucking shitstain who can't sort his website out
This is actually kind of annoying
Mococo...
maybe dont stream 5 times in 1 day dumb cunts, work on recordings and get sleep
pretty clever ngl thats our doggos
>>61868326FuwaMoco aren't just idols, they're businesswomen.
GREEN TIDE
>don't do it to me like that
Man who the fuck cares when or if they read supas? Only paypigs watch supa readings anyway.
>>61868375>Only paypigs watch supa readingsthere's your answer
People arent even superchatting. These are 90% just freebie membership anniversary posts.
>>61868353this pays for their cover songs, chin up, dude
>>61868361If you don't want streams watch someone else.>>61868375It's an extended zatsu.
>>61868326It's funny, and we all knew that this would be in today's misunderstanding.
SO WHATS THE SECRET?? I;M WAITING
>>61868362they are DEMON dogs after all, clever and cunning
They used to be triplets but the bear took one of them, now they're just twins.
>>61868375...ahahai watch supachat readings... and i've never donated
>>61868375>Only paypigs watch supa readings anywayYou skip the biggest zatsu session? You're not even a Ruffian at that point
A hundred precent
one hundwed present
STOP BULLYING MOCOCO
>grizzly bearhow are they still alive
forsne
>>61868453Rin..
jesus christ I'd fucking shit my pants and die
>>61868520they are northwester passage people
>>61868445The voicepack probably.
>to stupid to die
>>61868443Coul've also been the like on the swearing tweet.
I'm pretty sure that's the black bear, and not the brown grizzly bearbecause grizzly bear ain't no quitter, they fucking charges at you if you make too much noises
fuwamoco... your survival instincts....
>>61868375>literally skipping the best zatsu contentThe fucking state of clipwatching zoomers
>>61868569How would we know about it?
crack open a bear
the grizzly bear was a homeless person running from the cops
How big do you think the bear was?Actual man eater huge fuck off adult, or lil babby bear?
I have a dream - Martin Luther Fuwawa
>I had a dreamNO FUWAWA THE FBI WILL SNIPE YOU
meanwhile papapuppy
>>61868586If it's black, fight back. If it's brown, lie down. If it's white, goodnight.
They're extra loud and silly today
Why can't she share her other dreams? Wuffians??
That big black fluffy spider? Me.
>first dream she can shareso she has lots of sex dreams she can't share?
Backflips
>>61868666Of course, satan
>>61868593I watch every stream that isn't JOPshit, game that I want to play myself, endurance stream or a collab on another channel nigger. Up until supa readings, granted.
>>61868666>eroge brain, please understand
>>61868620I feel like this accurately represents the situationhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7Rg7wl1Vrg
>>61868414Do you really think they have 4000 paypigs ?
>>61868661Impressive athleticism!
>hololive stole the twin vtuber idea from phase connect and used their money to rush it to debut firstWhat a scummy business practice, honestly. You should feel bad if you give them your money
YOUTUBEWHAT THE ABSOLUTE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOUYOU'RE DEMANDING PEOPLE TO PAY ALMOST FIFTY FUCKING DOLLARS A MONTH FOR YOUR SHITTY PREMIUM SERVICE BECAUSE YOU'RE A BUNCH OF SOCIETAL LEECHING FUCKTARDS WHO ABUSE THE FACT THAT YOUR SERVICE HAS NO TRUE COMPETITION AND YOU'RE TRYING TO LINE YOUR OWN POCKETS OFF OF PEOPLE WHO SHOULDN'T HAVE TO PAY THISFUCKINGMUCHFOR SOMETHING THAT USED TO BE FREEYOU TOOK AWAY AGENCY OF YOUR USERS BY MAKING YOUR SERVICE ACTIVELY WORSE JUST SO YOU FUCKING JEWS COULD CHARGE FOR ITAND I COULD FORGIVE THATIF YOU WOULD JUSTLET ME FUCKINGWATCHFUWAMOCO MORNINGWITHOUT STUTTERINGHOW IS YOUR WEBSITE SO *S*H*I*T*WHEN YOU ARE CHARGING PEOPLE SIX HUNDRED GOD DAMN DOLLARS A MONTH ANNUALLYCORRECT YOURSELVES, SHITHEADS
>mocochan's RAW backsex
>>61868713They have a 100% paypup ratio.
FUWAWA'S SDREAM ABOUT SPYDER RAPING MOCOCO
That spider? Me
>>61868726Don't worry, I haven't given vtubers a cent in my entire life.
fuwawa both bullying and teasing mococo in her dreams
what the fuck
what the fuck fuwawa?
>>61868453
AAAAAAAAA MOCOCO'S SOFT AREA
fuwawa please stop this is asking for some r34 insect shit
>oh no please don't superchat, it's pretty bothersome tehe〜Why does every VTUBER do this?
Holy fuck, she literally dreamt a spider fucked Mococo. Jesus fucking christ.
>>61868726>phase connectwho?
>>61868812based fuwawa
>we don't even have a table
>no tableI'M GONNA CONCERRRRRNNNNNN
>>61868726proof
>>61868800cursed image
.............is fuwawa evil
>don't have a tablejust like me fr fr
>>61868812she slipped up from incest to insect
THAT SPIDER??? LITERALLY ME!
>>61868800This is what pero used to look like, before the accident
>no tablewhat the FUCK
>>61868834They just eat over the sink like bachelors.
>>61868813So they can afford to buy groceries
>Ruffian in chat "it should have been me">Fuwawa "maybe it should have been"What the fuck
>>61868726>the twin vtuber idea from phase connectGenuinely what?Do they have some twin chuuba announced?
>>61868800Sex with Pero
>>61868800PERO RAPE
WHAT'S THE FUCKING SECRET
do they just have a poorfag mentality or are they in debt or something
>>61868905AAIIIEEEEEE
>>61868800UOOOHHHHHHHHHHH ToT
>it's important for ratking tea to have tailswhat the fuck mococo
Mugi is my new favorite Doggie of the Day
Hmmm.... Mococo being a seedbed for spiders... maybe I should draw that.
>>61868909you will never know
>>61868909The secret is the worship baphomet and have been brainwashing us as cultists all along
>>61868909That was clickbait anon
>>61868375It's free zatsu, but all these SCs with empty words and nothing for them to play off of (or making the same "joke" for the 20th time) are making them ever so slightly less interesting to me.
UGLY FUCK
>>61868920>they can afford an expensive soundboard for multiple headphones setup but no tablejust like me frfr
fugly ass inbred mutt
Why do girls love these poor mutilated dog breeds?
>>61868965yamenasai
>>61868812>Next week's schedule>New VN perms>Inyochu: Insects of Insemination
https://madeinwashington.com/products/market-spice-cinnamon-orange-tea-24ctThis?
CUTE FUCK
Mugi is me btw
>>61868920Either the former or lying to keep people donating, because at this point they're making 20k+ a month to the pocket Probably the former
>>61868800sex with Pero-chan
walk is going to be anan
>mfw /baubau/ bites baits again
>>61868965You should, make sure to share it
>>61868701>skips the best part
>>61868800holy shit we were actually robbed
>>61869010even if they made 100k per month since they joined they're still poor
>>61869014
>>61868969>>61868970>>61868971FWMC Morning becomes less and less worth losing sleep over...
>>61868800https://i.4cdn.org/vt/1699024863472688.png
>>61868920They might legitimately have some debt depending how much they spent prior to debut on their setup
>>61869014Lol no. It got one bookmark while they were asleep, and it still has only one bookmark.
>>61868949You know how a ratking forms IRL, right?With their tails getting knotted up and all, without the strings on the bags it can't become a true rat king tea.
>>61868989>>61869035Someone post the timestamps how she explains about being possessed in a grotesque way
>still no secretso what is it
I thought today was monday. I was going to cry that the natto challenge had been dropped
>3 /here/ ruffians got into the sectionskek
>>61868920>>61869010They live in Canada
>>61869053You can't make 100k a month and be poor
>>61869111pretty sure they dropped it because /baubau/ complained that it was too repetitive
>>61869070Need an edit of this with Pero.https://files.catbox.moe/cx3elz.png
>>61869138The list...
>dodging the question
>>61869154the money goes into the kayfabe acount
>>61869154They might be deep in debt to the mafia or something.
>>61869165I wanted Fuwawa challenge
pawholding is only for me sorry ruffians
>>61869165lol no, watch streams, theres something special coming monday.
>>61869180That's every question in this segment.
This will be amazing, imagine all the angry shouting from Fuwawa>MOCO-CHAN I TOLD YOU TO PRESS THE RIGHT BUTTON
>>61868920All of the money they are making from Hololive is going towards Mococo's medical expenses.
hardcore SEXwith MOCO-CHAN
>>6186915450% in taxes, rent and music covers that cost a lot of moneyYou guys think they have the same expenses than some wagecuck that does nothing but laze around the house after work?
>>61869010might not have gotten any of it yet. youtube is slow at paying it out and then it has to go through cover's accounting and japan's nightmare bureaucracy before reaching them
How do spiders even lay eggs? Do they have ovipositors???
GOODNOBODY NOTICED FUWAWA'S DETAILED DESCRIPTION OF HER SISTERS BODY
EXTRA SPECIAL RUFFIANS
FUCK
>>61869154I'm sorry, I'm charging too much for my services, so they always ends up being in debt.
i will never be extra special
Boy I can't wait for the supa reading where it's the same names repeated 50 times. But it's the best content so I guess it's okay
SO WHAT WAS THE SECRET AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
they're gone...
I WILL NEVER BE EXTRA SPECIAL
I will literally never, at no point become a special RuffianIt's so bauver for me
>no secretAIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
How come they never read me wtf? It's so infuriating
>>61869283>some wagecuck that does nothing but laze around the house after workliterally me. No kids, no car, I can save up a fair bit if I tried
I turned on a game and got jumpscared by the startup noise because I somehow thought a bear was attacking FWMC on stream.
>>61869339MIRACLE BABY SUPER STAR
It's over...
Fuck I forgot I needed to be subscribed so I couldn't double dip with my alt account
>>61869349I asked them not to.
>>61869334Just stop watching vtubers and go play the games by yourself
>>61869297I thought it was kinda rude that she called Mococo's chest a wall.
>>61869154They have poorfag habits.
Can't wait for Mococo to grow so frustrated she just looks at Fuwawa's screen to know the answers.
So how many names were repeated?
That is it, my oshi is Pero now. I will never be extra special ruffian
>>61869333They can't tell you because it's a secret, duh
>>61869349Same here, 39 episodes of spamming bau bau and they prefer to repeat names instead of reading me
>>61869154if they had no money before joining and made 100k-in-pocket per month since joining, they've now got 150k in each of their accounts with no other assets of note (no property, no car), and therefore they're still poor
And just like that they are gone.and this was a good sc stream with that bit
THEY LOVE US?
They read my name again! THEY LOVE ME IN PARTICULAR! Also short message today huh...
>>61869333>>61869345The secret were all the friends we made along the way :)
>>61869392Fuwawa will change her order immediately after giving it and will then be mad at poor Moco-chan who already followed the first one.Business as usual
>>61869333Same as One Piece
>>61868920Idol concerts are expensive and not always even profitable
Jesus they were fast with the post-stream tweet
maybe i'm extra special even if they never call my name
i hate that they're not taking care of themselves properly. making your fans worry is the opposite of protecting their smile...
>>61869436Are you retarded or somethingThis is about them making a ton of money now, they can afford to buy whatever they want without having to look at the price tag of some damn tea If they do that it's only because they still have a poorfag mentality, which is fine. But they make more per month than 99.99% of Ruffians
>>61868972thisi like the Supa readings, but they are becoming too predictable because of how dominating the empty words SCs are especially with the 20x5sI still watch, because there is cute noises and possible unexpected tangentsbut gotta admit, the super Mario wonder SCs and now this mornings SCs will just be a section of "ahhh ruffians you misunderstood!! why did you sc!! noo silly ruffians gahh"and then I'll hear 2 bears name 30 times maybe there'll be like 2 good questions oh well though, happy to spend time with my girls and they are too
>>61869507They have to rush to off stream practice.
Mococo please don't cry for the sport fesMococo please don't cry for the sport fesMococo please don't cry for the sport fesMococo please don't cry for the sport fes
huh
>>61865425I wasn't a special ruffian but...
>>61869445christ lolsc reading is gonna be as long as their super SC readings stream at this rate zzzz
>slept through the first 15 minutes, so I missed the supa traindamn... the sports fes party was too early...
2ch reacts. Lot's of mentions about Godzilla for some reason. >It's morningaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa>Fuwamoko is also a distribution monster for the most part...>Fluffy is also a streaming monster...>[response to above] Game streaming at 10 o'clock usually ends in 2 hours, but after that, we spend an extra 2 hours reading superchas and chatting...>I'm so fluffy and energetic. Tomorrow we'll defuse the bomb and have a sports day.>Isn't the fluffiness reversed in the morning and night?>[response to above] I'm probably getting up really early these days.>I'm in the Pero desert.>savage ruffians>(´(ェ)`)>Bears are really scary right now...>American bear licking problem>When I googled beary, something like Gachiguma came up.>I wonder if Fuamoko-chan's Neighborhood Moose will be released?>Americans have a problem with bears too much.>[response to above] They think they can defeat them if they fight at a hardware store.>But Americans hunt bears with guns and bows...>Is it a dream of a spider? I'm frustrated.>humans can't beat a bear. I haven't learned karate or judo.>Moko-chan is still showing her stomach even in winter, but she's still wearing a swimsuit, so I don't care.>I also want to touch its fluffy ears and tail...>I'm die thank you forever>Tomorrow's fluffy schedule is packed with practice for a new competition...>Since they are twins, their communication is perfect!>I wonder what Fuwamoko's hardcore singing slot will do...>I'm done in the morning, so I'm going to sleep...>Of course, in America, it feels strange to think that the day starts now, and it starts yesterday.
>>61869333Are you guys talking about the important day they want us to know or was there a more recent announcement for a secret?
KOYORI NOTICED FUWAMOCOTHIS IS NOT A DRILL
what she doing in the bathroom?
>>61869587
So why have they been so blatantly pandering to the twitter clique so much recently
fuwamoco in asakoyo soon?
I thought I was finally extra special but when I went back it was some odd else. I was so happy too...
>>61869620Cute
koyo talking about fuwamoco
https://twitter.com/fuwamoco_en/status/1720464957043794101need FWMC bath space and kanataso bath space or else
>FWMC wants us to listen to Koyori taking a bathWHAT DOES IT MEAN>>61869618>what she doing in the bathroom?God knows
Koyori just said she wants to have a naked bath together with Fuwamoco when they come to Japan
>>61869618taking a bath jps do that a lot fuwamoco as official japanese dogs should do it too
>>61869620remember the fuwamo
>FWMC bath space soon
>>61869605>I wonder if Fuamoko-chan's Neighborhood Moose will be released?kek
>yobai party
>>61869154They don't get 100% of the SC. Around 20-30% of the amount that is shown on playboard go to them. Then you need to take into consideration Canadian income taxes, how much they spend on covers, originals, 3k a month on rent, Canadian food prices, price of equipment, possible debt and them saving money to move to Japan
>>61869729It's 35%
'bout to sleep, eyes heavyyobai party mention, suddenly wakey wakeyonsen episode, lil johny now all standee
>>61869540they should both have ~400k in assets at their age and therefore they're still poor with 150k in each of their accounts (they don't have 150k each)they will remain poor until they have 400k in assets and securities and a secure job
KOYO SEEEEEEEEEXXXXXX
>>6186972930% of a lot is still a lot.
>>61868920they use all the money in idolshit and games
>>61869789amen brothers
>>61869729I am hoping cover has a more forgiving deal with them, given they are getting 2 talents for the price of 1.
>>61869283they have no boyfriends, are not married, and no kids. This alone means it's easy as fuck to accumulate a shitload of wealth
>>61869540Buying stuff without looking at the price first is the true poorfag mentality. That's why theyre poor. Whenever they acquire money they think "Awesome! now I don't have to budget my money anymore!" and then they go and waste it.
>>61869772Wrong. Country VAT is subtracted first because a SC is a product. Then there's apple tax if the SC is sent through an ios device (30%).They don't get 35% of the original amount
>>61869849>he lacks critical information
I'm okay with them having unironic, legitimate lesbian tittysucking pussy fingering sex with KoyoriKoyori is an actual honest lesbian so you know she's not against the idea
>>61869010none, you stupid fuck
>>61869789Koyori is gonna buy them PJs. Cute
>>61869729bro it doesn't fucking matterthey've made an insane amount of money in 3 months and everyone is a dog who will expose their tummy at the lift of a fingerthe hug pile and this misunderstanding, all it takes is a misspeak and lodes of moneyand even without that we have our consistent supaing paypigs every stream
koyori is horny as fuck, what the fuck
>>61869885they aren't married to each other. they're sisters.meds.
>>61869932they're married to me, sorry
>>61869930when is she not
>>61868920my rrat is that in the past they spent money recklessly as a way to kickstart their idol career so now they are in debt
>>61869889Can they invite Lui too please
>>61869286They've definitely gotten it by now.Myth got theirs by now and the payroll pipeline can only improve since EN1
>>61869932they're married to me. they have kids with me. those kids are me
koyori is planning an assault on my wive’s pelvis. fucking nice
>>61869906>misunderstanding>misspeakCome on, anon, you know better
>>61869961nani
did koyori just talked about their bush being fluffy and fuzzy respectively which makes it sexy
koyori....
>>61869789I hope Koyori sexually assaults FWMCbtw FWMC will learn from Koyori to ask for swimsuit costumes because they want to make sure Ruffians stare at them and get to see the floofies even better
>>61869964
I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH FUWAWA WHILE MOCO-CHAN IS HUGGING ME FROM BEHIND.
>>61869837That may have been the reason why Cover agreed to the shared account in the first place. They sold themselves short and are now working twice as much to compensate.
You think they're actually gonna move to japan some time soon?
>>61869961My son-brother
>>61869677
>>61870053>he doesn't know
Koyori's voice annoys me...
>>61869837according to the past blacksanji melt down and the former orange bitch claims, cover is very generous with the talents, to the point that receiving 50% of the cut for merch is "not good", implying that cover pays more
>>61870040more likely than you'd think considering how desperate they've been
>>61870053I can't see them actually doing it next year. I think at some point during 2025
>>61870085it means youre a homo
GYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I MISSED FWMC MORNING FOR THE FIRST TIME MY LIFE IS OVEEEEEEEEEEEER
>>61870040People referencing Coco's old 50% deal for SC talent split are crazy. Hololive has only gotten more and more leverage since then
i'd probably lose the will to live if they moved to japan and started streaming at times that i can't watch
Imagine ASMR with FuwaMoco and Koyori
>talk about how they have important recordings but they want to spend time with ruffians but their super packed schedule makes all of these things hard to do>go proceed to have sex with koyori instead of doing anythingamazing
>>61870203
>>61870203The way they were doing the name calling at the end, you'd probably have been extra special today, too.
>>61870154It's too shrill and I feel it doesn't match the model
>>61870228i'd rather have asmr with just fuwamoco
>>61869837either way they can renegotiate in the future but I’d be surprised if they didn’t have a special deal
>>61870213I'd actually unmember at that point. If I can't catch streams it just becomes pointless
>>61870209you say that based on what, sister? the last rumor was that peko got a bigger cut of the sc, more than 50% after youtube tax)
>>61870250N-no... you're lying...NANCHUKOTTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>61870263Yeah me too but after like 20 from them it would be nice.
>>61870085that's a really dangerous signtake zinc, increase protein intake, work out for at least 2 hour every 2 days, last resort try to get T injections>>61870213move to Japan as well, easy
>>61870233Can you blame them?
>>61868326Girls gotta eat
the fuck is mococos problemdoes she hate money
>>61870309>he's not losing sleep to watch them at an unreasonable timengmi
>koyori splash sounds I need my gosling images but I’m not home
>>61870233they're just like meI could be doing home maintenance or working or playing video game backlog but I'm listening to Koyo instead
>>61870085stop drinking based milk
>>61870213Anon, they feel bad and apologize whenever they stream at odd hours. If theyve been streaming at 9pm EST every day, theyll at least try to do it at the same time. It's only 10am JST, so It's not ridiculous to assume they could do it.
>>61870377Yes, she does. Fuwawa on the other hand...
>>61870233They love me and koyori specifically
>>61870263>>61870228>>61870325Yeah, Collab ASMR would be nice AFTER they've had quite a few with just the two of them.They already have a few JP/EN girls that I know for a fact they'll collab with down the line.
As a ruffian who's also a joshukun it's great times ahead for me
>>61870459my wife is so fucking based
>>61870035>pounding Fuwawa doggy style>small hands wrapping around your waist from behind>suddenly feeling enormous pressure between your buttcheeks, as a thick shaft forces its way in>Do you like it ruffian?>You are a ruffian, you can take it!
>>61870545you just don't sleep at this point
ok but wtf did the question of the day mean>you two don't bat an eye at paw holding>what makes you think that>did we do something wrong>you should only hold paws with someone specialso I understand they're calling us special because they ask us to hold paws but what was with the initial reaction of like dejection??also they are completely confirmed /here/ quelling the concernfags about being quiet in the party is actually too on the nose
>>61870538I actually think they could learn a lot from getting an ASMR dojo lesson from someone like Noel first when going to Japan, before then doing it by themselves
>>61869906They have gotten 1 or 2 paychecks so farAssuming 120k in these 2 months, 30k goes to them. -5k for the cute na kanojo song cover (standard price) = 25k-50% income tax = 12.5k-6k for 2 months of rent and food = 6.5kThey don't own cars and other expenses are not factored in. And this is not taking into account the amount of debt they had prior to getting employed by cover It's better than nothing, but nowhere near enough to drop the poorfag mentality if their goal is to move to Japan
>>61870568God that's hot.
Fuwamoco aren't real, you fall back asleep after realizing it was all your deluded mind playing tricks with you. You hope for a better day tomorrow
>>61870604the craziest part of this is that this type of money is being made in monthsnot a year, monthsit's more than "better than nothing"
>>61870604>50% income taxI live on burgerland but there's no way they're paying half of their income in taxes
>>61868835>>61868879>implying you don't know
>>61870604That's a lot of random assumptions. You don't know what their SC + membership money + merch money + ad money + base salary adds up to really All we know is that they're well off ever since they made it into Hololive, money is no longer a problem from hereon out
>>61870604>-6k for 2 months of rent and food = 6.5k Jesus Christ, is this what Canada is like? I literally rent a fucking house in burgerland for roughly 1,200. my food budget is even less...
>>61870712I'm happy for them
>>61868920They're in their 30s and the most serious job they've had prior to this was restaurant servers despite both of them going to university. They're grateful for the money and saving it instead of wasting it on frivolous shit.
have they actually said they want to move to japan?
>>61870783yes
>>61870568>she licks your ears and kisses your neck while pounding you from behind>Do you like it ruffian?
>>61870599They could, but they genuinely don't NEED to.
I was kind of shocked seeing people say [any amount of money in 3 months] means they aren't poor anymore, but then I remembered why almost everyone is poor.
If they played the Aishiteru Game, who would lose first?
>>61870820
>>61870826ASMR can be tricky, depending on what they want to do there's more to it than you might thinkNot that I have a problem with them learning as they go and experimenting on us, but I feel like they want to be ready and deliver a good one from the getgo
>>61870844I was thinking about thisget out of my head
>>61869849They've spent their youth chasing the idol dream instead of working serious jobs, they had no savings and probably loads of debt.
>>61870783I'm pretty sure they explicitly said it's one of their goals.>>61870839I mean, I literally have 20k in the bank and don't consider myself poor in the slightest. I could be out of work for 4 fucking years and live decently.These girls are 100% not poor if they live within their means, and I KNOW they do.
>>61870604>50% income taxAnon pls
https://twitter.com/fuwamoco_en/status/1720472390529155560owari da
>>61870747Min rental in the city near me [not even a core city or major destination like Vancouver], is around 1500 for an absolute dive. Food is also extremely expensive because Canada is a shithole and the Bagged Milk and Maple Syrup cabals control everything from the shadows.Vancouver is probably 3x as expensive.
>>61870712ya I think people are forgetting membership moneyThey literally were the most membered holo in September-october because of all the fucking giftingThr gifting was so much we've even had some anons complain because member streams can never be comfyAnd we still have a lot of membersBase salary, plus bonuses if they do any sponsor work things behind the scene for another companyI really don't think it should be hard to believe that these girls are just weirdly stubborn and are pretty much well off now, they just choose to not spend money on some things for whatever reasonMight be a case where they exclusively only wanna spend money for stream related shit like a better mic, backgrounds for streams, art, etc
>>61870882>but I feel like they want to be ready and deliver a good one from the getgoYeah, this is the reason they haven't even done it yet. They clearly want it to be 100% perfect. I don't think they need to be perfect at all desu. I'm emotionally attached to them to the point that I'll get a lot out of it no matter their skill level.
>>61870995>didn't like the FWMC morning submissionsThey actually hate people on the list based
>>61870995fuwawa's natto fart are going to make them fast
>>61870930they have no assets, and I'm assuming you have assets besides that 20k if you don't consider yourself poor
>>61871042>because of all the fucking giftingMajority is in ARS
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA JP SCHIZO DONT LOOK
>>61870688>>61870943It's Canada, they have federal (up to 33%) and provincial tax (depends on the state, 26% for Quebec) >>61870712Money will no longer be a problem after they've been working in hololive for at least half a year and they manage to save up some money. Right now they've barely started
MarketSpice Tea - Cinnamon-Orange TeaSo, can you get the tea anywhere in EU?
>>61870995I find it cute they're telling us this when they've already mentioned it priorI-is this GFE?
>>61869783>they should both have ~400k in assets at their age400k at age 30. Really???
>>61871118they don't make enough money to get taxed at that rate
>>61871061whæt
>>61868726fuwamoco were twin vtubers years before hololive newfag
>>61871231mocochan, you're supposed to be practicing
>>61871220They will at the end of the year
Fuwawa is gonna bring a notepad to learn from Koyori about how to keep joshu-kuns in line and make sure they're always barking for more.And another notepad to write down how to make them jerk off exclusively to her.
>>61868726Phase doesn't have any twins, retard. Also FuwaMoco are actual twins. In Cuck Connect, it would 100% be a girl and her boyfriend larping as twins.
>>61871265you don't understand how tax brackets work
>>61871231They always like the tweets that they use in FWMC morning but they didn't this time
>>61871290Koyori is not so unlike Fuwawa... they're both dangerous women who want to own their fanshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9afSbOl8kwU
>>61870545go back to your thread josh
>stream ends>ruffians start fightinglike clockwork
>>61871291This. Fuwamoco are girlfriend and boyfriend, but they're definitely not larping
>>61871320I'm pretty sure I know more than you
>>61870943As an europoor, in my country we first have 25% pension scam fund and then out of the remaining money, progressive tax ranging from 0 to 50%
>>61871366Hot
>>61871345>always talks about how much they like them>immortalizes their pictures into their videos>THEY HATE THEMbau bau
>>61871366mococ-
>Extra special....ruffians!What was Fuwawa going to say?
>>61871363FuwaMoco secretly married each other in Japan. They're married twins.
>>61871366Is that the mococock?
>>61869138Only the list ruffians still do submissions
>>61871482viewers maybe, she has said that a few times before
>>61870545Unless you're a literal NEET, I don't see how you could possibly be both. If you aren't lying, someday you'll be forced to drop or put one on the backburner.I've literally stopped watching all of my oshis for FuwaMoco.
>>61871544I did some but I always get ignored so...
>>61870943>he doesn't know
>>61870844Mococo would refuse to play.
>>61871566It's called getting over your FOMO and accepting the fact that you cannot watch 100% of all streams. There are some Koyori streams I just cannot fit in for example, doesn't mean I'm not a joshukun.
>>61871544I still have yet to submit anything. I have a dog, but I'm trying to get a picture of him with my cat.They're both unphotogenic retards who don't do anything I say, so it's been hard.
>>61870545Baused
Fuwamoco in Miko's "accidental" stream
How do I get into the FuwaMoco discord or w/e? Do you guys play games together? I want to play EU4 or something with some ruffians.
>>61871566hmm? this works under the assumption you try to actively keep up with both though doesnt it?you can prioritize one, then watch the other when they stop streamingor just be vodgang for bothbeing a fan doesn't mean you have to watch every single stream when they happenstrange thought to think you have to be a NEET for this
>>61871665There is no discord
>>61871566Should've rode the crypto and nft hype train back in 2020-2021
>>61871665DM Anan
wait, I thought they had some secret to tell us during fwmcmorning
>>61871665Look up ruffian discord on google
>>61871666https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lxC5CN1Hu5E
>>61871666ok seriously these girls are FUCKING EVERYWHEREi understand loving hololive, i love hololive too but its like they have eyes on every stream, every girl, jesasis it easier as an employee?
>>61871744the secret was that they almost got killed by a bear
>>61871759>everyone fucking screaming MIKOCHIIIIII in chatmy sides holy shit
>>61871790You could literally just open holodex and see everything going on at the moment
>>61871790No. As a counter example Kronii didn't even know Biboo was Bijou's nickname until recentlyNot every girl invests as much into Hololive, them being everywhere is entirely on them being monster grinders.
>>61871744the secret was Fuwawa describing Mococo's body in detail
>>61871677When someone calls themselves "Ruffian" and a "Joshukun" my assumption is these girls are his oshis and will at least attempt to catch most streams live. Personally, if I only catch the occasional VOD sometimes and never watch live, I don't take on the fanname.For instance, I watch bijou, but I 100% prioritize FuwaMoco and have barely watched Bijou live. I don't consider myself a pebble at all.
>>61871859>Koyori will never look forward to the day I come to japan
>>61866891>>61866792Getting something
>>61871883ah, truei guess its because theyre participating in itlike going from koyoris space and chatting to with her, to mikochis accidental stream normally since i just silently watch it catchs me off guard to see a holo publically doing all that
>>61871949tell this down
>>61871949Jesus christ please tell downor tweet it to them.
>>61871744I don't remember this, source?
>>61871981>>61871977tell?
>>61871996undokai practice, Mococo was going to say it but Fuwawa said it was a secret
>>61870604>-50% income taxjesus
>>61871790Miko is the leader of their team, and they talked about training off-stream.They probably got a notification about Miko streaming, so they decided to check why she was streaming if the training was off-stream.
>>61872025
>>61871790Nah they were probably prepping for the morning show and noticed miko had like 30k viewers with a black thumbnail and no title so they decided to investigate
>>61871714I did and now I'm financially destitute.>>61871949AI soul...
>>61871759>ENTER RADENkino
>>61871949Imagine how angry this image would make her...
>>61870604They usually get a lot from merch, and you are forgetting the memberships and that they get an actual salary.
>>61872070Do you think if I posted a cum tribute to FuwaMoco on my main using the hashtag, they'd privately message me to take it down?
>>61871759>FWMC joined the VC and started baubauing then mentioned VNs to mikoWHAT THE KINO
>>61871949another semi-passable one
>>61872176Mococo would, Fuwawa would DM you "make it twice that amount next time"
>>61872204
>>61872176no they'd probably like the tweet
>>61872255
>>61872237>>61872204>>61871949Nightmare fuel
>>61871790They have four eyes and ears. That's four streams with no audio and subtitles and four stream audios in each ear at any given time
>>61871949>>61872204Fuwaphant my beloved...
>>61872176>post cum tribute>it's not equally spread between the girls>they see it>you receive a dm that reads:>what about Mococo?
>>61872176It depends on whether or not you're japanese.
>>61872422I'm in the process of becoming japanese
>>61872454You really think so?
>>61872454Impossibru
>>61872454Not good enough. They ONLY want to see Japanese cum all over their faces.
>>61872372jesus
>>61872550>>61872454Do you want a doctor take a picture of them?
>>61872454I had a japanese gf once, never met her but we talked online. Then she dropped me for a fleshmale
>>61872666so you never had a japanese gf is what you're telling me
>>61872454YWNBJ
>>61871949>>61872204>>61872237[Spoiler]would[/spoiler]