/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love my wife so much!!

ʰᵉʷʷᵒ

The dino roam these lands

>>60245786
>>60245810
>>60245832
>>60245852
NPCs

>>60245832
I would VIOLENTLY love in a platonic way this shark.

Why the fuck is she doing this to us?

>>60245974
my sandwich btw

>>60245948
She's too autistic to understand that what she's doing is wrong.

Sex with a fembud.

Gurass

Gurass

>>60246076
She's literally admitted that it's wrong though.

>>60246076
She understands she's not doing anything.

What the chumbies up to tonight?

>>60246076
She would have to have the crippling unable to live alone kind of autism for that to be true. Not the haha quirky kind.

>>60246076
bullshit

>>60246250
Trying to understand what the fuck Gura's problem is.

>>60246076
If there's one girl that is smart enough to understand what she's making us feel it's her. She understands her audience better than anyone

>>60246076
>She's too autistic to understand that what she's doing is wrong
https://youtu.be/GbXEhYb-lX4?t=9902

>>60246422
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FUCK OFF

>>60246250
I finally finished this
I think goob would enjoy it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2simmqFqfI

>>60246119
Based Gurass poster.
>>60246169
Cringe Gurass poster.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8HqiQa1LU0

I think it might be over over this time. Gura can't bring herself to come back anymore.

>>60245948
Streaming reminds her of all the times she has ghosted us in the past and all her false promises. She hates streaming because she has to ignore it and put on a facade. It is a vicious circle where every stream she does makes her hate streaming even more and makes her more anxious to stream.

>>60246076
Reps

>>60245769
It’s over…

>>60245810
>>60245832
>>60245852
>>60245877
Those ones are cute though...

>>60245974
sauce?

DAY 26, GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 26

>>60246953
Will she make it to day 31?!

>>60245877
Actual robots, there is no way they aren't just scripts posting these. That would be too sad otherwise

>>60246946
artist killed their online presence
also there was no fanbox/patreon uncensored versions when they were still around

bread

>>60247007
Were there no reuploads anywhere else? Gelbooru, rule34, etc?

>>60247006
I'm sorry anon. I won't post the dancing Gura anymore.

>>60247191
>new ip

>>60245832
*bite*

I love Gura the most!

>>60247224
oh nyo

>>60246510
Good work. Laughed a bunch

>>60247465
thanks friend
even with no goob I hope everyone can be happy and have a good time

The Goob Age will return again

>>60247690
Gura little dark age edits when???

Gura cute Gura cute!

>>60246401
Yes and no, she understands a lot about what her audience likes, she has similar interests, but she doesn't understand our passion for her, she doesn't understand what it's like to wake up every day and have her first thoughts be about one thing she's passionate about, or to check for news about that thing daily, or to hang around in communities where those things are discussed deeply for hours over and over and over again, she doesn't obsess over the same thing, for months or years.
She gets tired of things quickly, she picks up new hobbies or content ideas and then drops them just as quickly, it feels like she barely dives into anything deeper than as a casual.
So yeah, I don't believe she truly understands what us missing her feels like, I don't think she understands what it feels like to have something she's really passionate about lose interest in her before she lost interest in it.

>>60246510
Didn’t expected it to be that good. Pleasantly surprised
How long did that take to make

>>60246510
huh, I just realized they left dixie kong out of that game for some reason.

I love my cheesestick wife.

>>60248189
Why does Gura even know what cheesesticks look like when she hates cheese? Does she go out to eat with other people?

>>60248251
Yeah, with me.

>>60248251
Did she say at one point that her mom used to carry around cheese sticks to feed her when she was a child? Or am I thinking of someone totally different? I feel like it was her though.

>>60248335
You are correct. My parents used to carry around kraft singles around instead.

>>60248434
rubrubrubrubrub

>>60248251
You see cheesesticks on display while at the check out at grocery stores and gas stations/convenience stores.

>>60248480
I like this style of Goob, is it the same person that made the mmmango thing?

>>60247343
>>60247825
Fucking cute

What if she was trying to tell us that she's bipolar with Reflect?

Is it over?
Or has it just begun?

>>60245786
this

>>60248738
ye

>>60248891
What if she finally lost the battle to Gawr? Gawr probably hates our guts and wants us to suffer as much as possible.

>>60249458
h-hot, but I'll always prefer Gura to Gawr

>>60248251

There are pictures and videos of cheesticks amongts many other items on inter-net

>>60249458
If only Gawr would come bully us. Surely she's bored of the same old silent treatment.

>chumbuds want to fuck this

I think Gawr would like T&D

Is Gura actually a divine fembud?

>>60246953
It just gets funnier with each day that passes.

>>60250487
she looks familiar I just can't seem to remember

>>60250018
She will only be tired of it when the last of the patient buds are reaching their limits, then she will release a youtube short saying "I'm coming back next week! Get ready!" and then not show. She's truly evil like that.

>>60246250
Playing idol showdown and rolling for that special axolotl. I got 76 coins left -_-

my wife

what would you do

>>60245832
I feel bad for the artist and rigger that wasted their time making her new outfit when it literally remains unused a month later. Why is she so ungrateful bros?

>>60252375
They got paid so I doubt they really care. It's the same with her kimono, she barely uses it even when it's the seasons to do so.

I wish her school outfit had legwarmers

>>60252375
Nacho barely put any effort into it and riggers do it purely for the money, no art involved. Don't sweat it.

Gura just DM'd me on twitter and said she misses me. Im so fucking in buds.

>>60252551
>Gura using twitter
You have to be more realistic with your delusions.

>>60252672
She had to get my other contact info somehow. I think you're just a bit jealous.

>>60252375
She doesn't value other people's work. She had most things handed to her from a young age by virtue of being a female and she accidentally stumbled into being the biggest vtuber ever because a shitpost she made happened to blow up at a time when most people had nothing better to do than watch videos on youtube. She hasn't had to earn a damn thing her entire life.

>>60252776

She’s really messing up badly

Is it getting chilly where you live, chumbuds?

>>60253279
Ye. I can't wait for christmas

>>60253279
Not really, only one night with frost so far.

>>60247343
That's a child.

>>60253279
Got down to the 50s in the early morning a couple days ago, which was nice since it was unbearably hot over the summer and the months of drought made it worse.

>>60253279
mostly just not warm rather than chilly, still not cool enough to bundle up in blankets and lay around like a useless cunt all day

>>60253279
Not until mid November, sadly.

>>60253619
>unbearably hot over the summer and the months of draught
This summer really did suck hard. I’m glad it finally feels like a normal climate where I live too.

>>60253279
It's the time of year now where mornings are cold and I need a coat but by the time I'm out of work I can go back to wearing just a t-shirt.

>>60253279
It's that dumb time of year where I can wear hoodie in the morning but have to take it off when going home.

>>60254089
And then you forget your jacket in the car, and are chilly the next morning >.<

ame and gura koko

Is she committed to the 'see you next year' bit?

>>60254811
Might as well
Maybe then she can finally have an example of actually keeping her word

>>60254874
lol

>>60253279
not too bad here in wisconsin, mid 50s
was 80s last week

I want to make Gura a waterballoon

>>60254809
Both in my bedroom. Sorry y’all

>>60255024
into a waterballoon*

>>60254874
thanks goob

>>60255645
gura talking to gawr desperately asking her what she did to land her in jail last time she had control of the body

>>60254874
lol true...

>>60254874

>>60254874
That wasn't a promise.

i'm so glad I bought the gura daki
feels good seeing her when i sleep

>>60256194
Based but did you goom in it?

>>60245769
How many wives did Gura has over the course of her life?

>>60254811
Mandatory new years eve stream though.

>>60257730
No. What gave you that idea?

>>60257730
Are there no mandatory streams until then?

if gura doesnt come back tomorrow i'm going to kill myself

>>60258042
We all know you’re not going through with it

did you buds buy anything interesting for prime day

>>60258042
Please stream it and dedicate it to her.

>>60258042
thats cool, hope everything goes well

>>60257878
New Years eve isn't mandatory.

>>60258258
>>60258186
>>60258123
I'm gonna do it

>>60257878
I'm sure there's going to be some kind of Myth/EN christmas stream

>>60258751
Not mandatory

>>60258751
It will be all of them minus Gura for halloween and christmas. They will let advent members take her place.

>>60258751
There wasn't last year. I know a lot of people were sick then, but usually something like that would be organized by Ame and I can't really see her doing it anymore.

goobnite chumbies

I slept all day because I'm sick and I think I'm entering a manic depressive episode LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOO

>>60259879
based I've been sleeping all day for about a week

>>60259779

>>60259879
same desu, went to bed early last night because I felt kinda/sick tired and woke up worse

If I meet a girl like gura what should I do to attract her?

>>60260752
Show her your project diva and muse dash skills

>>60260752
start telling her fart jokes

Bring me the shork

anyone else watching the dogs

>>60261026
Nah, I’m mostly back into just watching streams of games I’m interested in at the moment and not for the streamers themselves. Gura will probably be the only one that I ever watch because of the person and not the content.

>>60261026
I've given them several tries, I don't personally like them.

>>60261026
I've been catching up on VODs of my favorite fleshstreamer.

>>60261026
i always do

Look at how fucking flat Gura is

>>60262029
I prefer booba Gura.

>>60259779
Goobnite, chumbus

https://twitter.com/orobou/status/1711821061518754006
this is what gura likes

>>60261570
My favorite flesh streamer lost his job today lets goooo! He's going all in on streaming now. So at least I have more content to watch with Gura dead.

>>60261026
Go back to wherever you came from and never return.

Fuck this gay earth.

>>60262029
T u T

>>60261026
No, they're boring as sin.

gura will never do an explanation of full color

>>60265075
She won't even talk about it at all after she releases it, let alone explain it.

>>60265470
my post was accurate, your post is retarded

>>60265512
How so? She's going to do a stream redirect to it, and then never say a word about it again.

>>60265666
she will say words about it after that, quit being a hyperbolic retard

Do you guys think Gura would choose Necron? I feel like she would like them because their ancient, kinda like antlantis is ancient.

>>60266431
I don't know what that is but Gura would choose whoever has the hottest babes.

>>60266431
I always thought she's choose Orks cause they're funny and bri'ish
>>60266718
so either Eldar or Sisters of Battle

>>60267245
>she's
she'd*

brehs
look at this fucking cute ass tiny centipede
gura for scale

Goobaby

>>60267549
Would.

>>60267524
cute

>>60267524
Kill it.

>>60268283
it ran away behind my gura canvas while I was taking that pic

>>60267524
Is that a digital art peice printed on a physical medium? I only ask because the texture of the paper.

>>60268283
You shouldn't kill centipedes they eat other bugs.

>>60268389
its a giant gura canvas

>>60267549
Chumbies really really shouldn't be attracted to this.

>>60268556
Sounds like something a centipede would say.

Why don't we ask this to Mori too? She probably knows the answer. It's better than speculating all day here.

>>60270127
Mori already answered a similar question in a past stream and gave the exact same I don't know ask them answer that Kiara did to that superchat.

>we

>>60268784
Absolutely would.

>>60268784
Why wouldn't I be attracted to my daughterwife?

I shaved my beard for the first time in years and I severely regret it.

Gura should be sluttier on stream to compensate for her ghosting. Maybe another dick sucking stream

>>60270714
Not surprised that the fag saying dicksucking is also an anti.

>>60270714
>dick sucking stream
Dick sucking asmr diaper crinkle asmr OwO

>>60270127
I don't know why they have to say it so fucking weird bro, why are the autistic ones the ones with money to burn?
The last 3 sentences in that SC were so cringe how do they expect anyone to answer that seriously?

>>60270714
>>60270803
Stop, I'm about to goom...

>>60270714
I agree with this. Gura needs to embrace her mega slut side.

I HAVE COMPRIMINING INFO ON GURA THE TRUTH US THUDYC6C7EUWID8FUEJEIDUEJ

OMG ISREAL HOW COULD I HAVE BEEN SO BLIND THE ENTIRE TIME

I see things are going just as well today as yesterday

>>60270975
She literally tried to and what we got was her realization that she does not, in fact, like that sort of thing.

>>60270876
If they weren't autistic they wouldn't be sending it in the place. Looks like they're ESL more than autistic though going by the currency

>>60271418
So will to the next day
and the next day
and the next day
and the next day
and the next day

Anyone else miss the turbo schizos that shit this place up?

I'm so, so tired of crying. I just don't know how to go forward with all of this. It's clear that I'm not strong enough to keep waiting around and having the thought of her bother me literally all fucking day long, but it's also clear that I cannot let go of her no matter what I fucking try. I've emotionally invested WAY too much in her to be able to just go "alright fuck this, I'm moving on". I don't know what the fuck to do. I feel like I've gone fucking insane.

>>60270876
That's phrased appropriately. If you're going to send something like that, you have to be turbo-deferential otherwise it comes off as rude as fuck.

>>60271647
Aim better next time.

>>60271720
You got your fellow shrimp chumbie

>>60271720
If you're actually this affected and not shitposting, then unironically stop following her and move the fuck on.

Ive been assaulted by various demons for the last few days. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>60271720
If it’s starting to negatively impact other parts of your life, you need to bail.

>>60271720
Hey, me too! I should have left last year but here I am.. still unable to leave. I hope she either corrects herself or I get burned enough to finally detach and leave.

>>60267524
I'm gonna eat it

>>60271720
Don't be such a beta male faggot pussy. Females don't like that. You shouldn't care because Gura doesn't care about you or any of her fans

>>60270127
What did she say when asked? because if she said something along the lines I don't know or ask them then I would say something is up because Kiara always gives us information to help calm us down when we are scared so I would like to know what she told us about Gura.

>>60261026
No. I only watch Gura. When she isn't streaming I don't follow Hololive

>>60272317
https://youtu.be/ehajqmE6qdY?t=18513

>>60271780
No, if you want them to answer while not thinking you're a creep you have to ask casually, say something like "Hey Kiara have you talked to Gura and Ame lately? They haven't streamed in a while, is Myth doing something big soon?"
Like the direct answer would still be the same "I don't know I haven't heard anything" probably without the added "I wouldn't tell you anything about them even if I did" because the dude sounded like a creep with the "are they safe? If their safe can you tell me what they are doing? I will thank you if you give me information on them." Like those words will instantly put up red flags.

>>60272431
I believe it's important for creeps to be honest about their creepiness.

>>60271526
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KkS_2251o60

>>60272317
>Kiara always gives us information to help calm us down when we are scared
Kiara doesn't explain shit when it comes to stuff like this, stop lying.

>>60246510
That's super good!
>>60247778
please
>>60254874
;~;
>>60258042
>>60271720
>if she doesn't come back for or before Halloween I'm going to lose all hope
>>60258152
JDM car scent (Chemical Guys)
>>60270714
only acceptable reconciliation

>>60272420
ok that worries because she never has said that before. That makes me think they may have fired 1 or both of them. but she keeps saying she thinks Ame will be back so that makes me think Gura will not and now i'm scard.

>>60271903
call the grey knights

>>60272192
I have no idea if that's the fucking case though. She could be going through some really tough shit and if I start believing she's this massive bitch and eventually she comes back and says that she was, in fact, dealing with some really tough shit, then I'm gonna feel like the biggest piece of shit om the planet.

>>60272597
>scared

>>60272567
yes she has. Every time Gura was in Japan she would update us and if Gura did not stream for a while she would let us know if she was ok and now she is not doing any of that and that is what someone does when they are cut off and or no longer working for them and it worries me.

>>60272597
You might not have seen the reason she mentioned Ame specifically, someone in chat mentioned that Ame has never done something like this before, so Kiara was like, "She'll probably be back soon" or something.

the food is hittin

>>60272597
If something was up I don’t think Kiara would have been that unbothered by it. It just sounds like they’ve both been offline on discord too.

I dunno, something happening to either of her genmates would affect her a lot, so I don’t think that’s what’s happening. Relax

>>60272759
Yes, and how it was told it, it's like it was up in the air on if they both will be back or not.

>>60271526
>>60272532
There needs to be a loop of Mr Krabs saying "and the next day" with that sinister expression.

>>60272718
>if Gura did not stream for a while she would let us know if she was ok
Kiara said next to nothing about what's going on with Gura during her other disappearances.

>>60272773
In the end of the day Kiara cares about her self not gura and will do what ever it takes to keep her own job without a care in the world so as long as her and her job is safe. She knows what is up with Ame and Gura hell just like the Holostars they was acting the same way 2 months before we found out they was fired and they knew what was going on the whole time so trust me they will stream and act like nothing is going on. I'm worried Gura and Ame is not coming back and them 2 are so good streaming together so now i'm not upset about one but now two

>>60272819
I don't think so, I think she literally just doesn't know because she hasn't talked to them, and she was just assuring the one random chatter who was worried about Ame that no, she's probably going to be back soon, meaning she doesn't think Ame will be gone long, not that she has any thought of Ame not coming back at all. If there was any word of either of them being fired, there's no way Kiara would brush off the question so nonchalantly. She would definitely crack a bit, she's not good at hiding things, so unless they got fired and just no one told the rest of Myth then I think it's safe to say they still have a job right now.

>>60272937
go back tribalnigger

>>60272982
Ok, let's say that you are wrong and she knows then you will see what kind of person she is. I'm worried I'm losing the only Vtuber/YouTuber I watch Gura.

>>60272995
That's not tribalposting. Tribalposting would be saying that Kiara doesn't give a shit about Gura (which is true).

>>60273199
sleep tight buddy

>>60273199
goob morning

>>60273232
i'm not going to sleep, I'm going to take a bath and turn the shower head on and put it on my balls why I think about gura and that shark muff.

>>60273090
I mean yeah, we'll see, I'm worried about Gura too, but even though Kiara can be selfish and want to be the center of attention, I think she probably cares the most about other Hololive members out of anyone in Myth, she takes every chance to see them, she seems to be the most emotional of them, she even vacations with other hologirls, like she's going on a vacation with someone from EN next month to the maldives, so it's not just a "I want to collab with this person for content." I think she absolutely thrives off of peoples attention, and that's honestly why she'll be the last Myth to graduate.
Also the reason she didn't say shit about the Homos is because she did not care about them, she barely knew them, plus they seemed like faggots.

>>60273199
Oyasame

>>60273385
Kiara cares about many holos, Gura is not one of them

>>60272624
You'll never be with her. Just get over it

gura is not a goom shark

I can just see the crosspost going "BRO LOOK AT HOW MUCH CHUMBUDS HATE KIARA BRO" as he replies to himself

>>60273385
Kiara didn't say shit about Gura and just talked about Ame. Stop trying to shill this uncaring bitch.

>>60272824
like this?

>>60273615
Yes like that lol

Gura please don’t update us, communicate, or stream
(maybe reverse psychology will work)

>>60273893
I agree, don't waste your time with any of that. Just have sex with me.

Gura would love this stupid fruit game...
Its perfect brain empty zatsu fodder we'd get so many cute stories...

>>60274176
We'd get 1 or 2 cute story then she would run out of things to say after 30 minutes.

>>60272624
I'm sorry anon, but you've gone and let this become WAY too personal. Gura is not going to personally DM you and say "How could you think that way about me Anon I thought you had faith in me I went through hell and this is the thanks I get go away I hate you!" if that's how you start thinking about her. Gura dpesn't even know you exist. You are a featureless face in a sea of millions of featureless faces to her.

>>60273615
Ha, perfect. I've listened to this long enough that "and the next day" doesn't sound like real words anymore.

Maybe if we all goom at the same time Gura will come back to harvest all of our goom

>>60274221
Sometimes her brain works and we get a story. That's how we know she played Uno.

>>60273615
Found this gif with subs

>>60273453
>>60273598
Kiara is the one that gave us IRL audio of Gura in a karaoke booth, invited her to the girls talk stream where we got to hear all kinds of things about Gura that we never would have otherwise, Kiara brought us the 1 to 5 moment.
She makes Gura happy:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wELf-VrKSJo
I haven't seen anything to make me think Kiara doesn't like her, and Kiara has given us many Gura moments to be thankful for.

It’s over

>>60274642
It doesn't align with my audio, and I'm too lazy to adjust it right now :3

>>60274847
Cool, doesn't change the fact that Kiara doesn't care about Gura's disappearance and talked about Ame instead.

>>60275066
You're actually autistic, Gura is obviously talking to her exactly as much as she's talking to us, which is not at all. The same way she ignored FWMC and Ollie's DMs. The same way Mori knew nothing about her either, she's not telling anyone anything except maybe her manager, and that's a big maybe.

Hanging myself once I see that Cover tweet saying Gura and Ame have both decided to graduate. Just imagine waking up to a tweet like that…

>>60275202
At least wait 6 months to see if she goes indie. Or changes companies.

>>60275164
Ane hasn't said anything. Didn't prevent Kiara from talking about her and supposedly trying to DM her. Stop making excuses for your "caring Holo" blatantly not giving a shit about Gura.

>>60275261
You are either too stupid to understand the context of why she talked about Ame, or you're intentionally ignoring it. Someone in her chat further said after she answered the first time, that Ame has never done this before, implying that this is normal for Gura, Kiara tries to calm the random retard saying something like "I'm sure she'll be back soon." Implying that Ame probably won't be gone long because it's not normal for her, she doesn't know what's going on with either of them because she hasn't talked to either of them.
>>60275261
>and supposedly trying to DM her
That was never said, anywhere, stop being a faggot and making shit up. I don't know why you're here to anti Kiara in a Gura thread, Gura likes Kiara.

>>60275438
She literally typed a DM to Ame in the stream.

>>60275538
How much later was that? I've only watched the part where she answered questions.

>>60275566
https://youtu.be/ehajqmE6qdY?t=17503

Imagine killing yourself over a streamer quitting her job.
Imagine the parents coming home to their son hanging from the ceiling and a note attached to his body that says "I can't go on. The retarded shark loli that loved feet on the internet doesn't want to spend time with me anymore. Please bury me with my merch, but please do NOT display the contents of my hard drive to everyone attending my funeral. Huhaha."

>>60275649
Suicide in general is fucking retarded, let alone doing it because of an internet personality.

>>60275649
You guys don't have a plan to format/demagnetize/destroy every storage device you have? lmao

>>60275649
Here's a more realistic one:
My wife abandoned me, the only positive thing in my life is gone, I just can't go on anymore. I'm sorry mom and dad, I just wasn't strong enough for this world.

>>60275745
Why would you deprive your family of the knowledge of your fetishes? My dead dad liked brats just like I do.

>>60275851
Is your mom a brat?

>>60275845
Get your act together and/or get married to an actual women. Also stop thinking liking a streamer is even remotely close to actual marriage.

>>60275943
Not to me. I don't know what they did and I don't want to think about it.

>>60275954
>dictating life advice to a hypothetical post
Anon are you okay?

my head hurts

>>60275566
She wrote that DM when asked about Ame only, she said she wouldn't tell anyone about it even when Ame eventually replies, and this was before the part of the stream when asked about Gura and Ame together, so she wouldn't want to spend more time talking about the same subject, at this point Kiara has to be used to Gura pulling her disappearing acts, so she's likely not worried, since Gura always comes back eventually, but the scenario is new for Ame. Plus there's no saying Kiara won't DM Gura anyway just because she didn't explicitly say she was doing it. She probably doesn't want people to go to her every time someone goes missing to make her a messenger. Like any way I'm looking at this you're trying to read into things that aren't there. Hell, Kiara probably already knows why Gura goes missing so often and has for a long time, so she's probably not concerned because she actually knows what's wrong with Gura and it's not something life threatening.

>>60276103
>>60275641
Meant to tag you not myself.

>>60276075
sry, my bad.

>>60276103
It's not immediately life-threatening, you mean. It could still be life-threatening. Slow declines are like that.

>>60276213
Okay? Regardless Kiara probably knows about whatever problem Gura has, and feels comfortable about Gura not being in danger while she's gone. I don't know what you wanted Kiara to tell people.

>>60276308
Not him, but I would like Kiara to tell us Gura is okay and will be appearing tomorrow (today).

>>60275202
I mean, yeah it'd hurt, but I know I'd get over it eventually and I would actually get some relief from all of the ambiguity and have some actual closure.

>>60276075
Would mating press sick bedridden Gura until the bed breaks T o T

>>60275845
Based anon. Thank you for the idea. I will write that down when gura graduates and then I’ll hang myself live on stream!

>>60276351
>and will be appearing tomorrow
I don't think she would tell people that even if she thought it was true, because that would make Gura look bad if she was wrong. As for the part about her being okay? I guess, but it's not like she said Ame was okay either. She probably just hasn't talked to them, I think she said she hasn't talked to Ame since the anniversary relay didn't she? So it's probably the same for Gura.

Rip Rip Rip Rip and tear

>>60271442
She needs to get over it because she's incredibly good at being a mega slut.

>>60276535
fuck off

>>60276535
I would like that, but Gura isn't comfortable doing it and her happiness and comfort always come first.

>>60276535
Go back and never return.

>>60276535
Gura is hottest when she's subtle about it.

gura should sit on my face and suffocate me to death with her farts

>i share a thread with fags
yikes

>>60271834
Yeah, come here chumbie, I'll be gentle

>>60276647
Gura could be subtle while masturbating on stream if she wanted to be. She's had years of practice doing it silently.

My butthole is a void without Guras presence

>”Talent Gawr Gura has graduated”
Bros, I’m so not ready for when that tweet hits. It’ll be United States worst event to happen since 9/11

I don't know why management would go out of their way to release a notice for Chammers being gone for health reasons and not one for one of the faces of Hololive and their most subscribed chuuba but I'm sure you guys already have an answer for that
>inb4 management retarded

stop shitting up the thread, she'll stream this weekend as soon as gifted memberships expire

>>60276887
Haachama asked them to because she cares about her fans.

>>60276887
Haachama was in the hospital.

>>60276974
And Gura isn't?

>>60276940
>Thinks you should need to ask management to do their fucking job
>Thinking a simple notice is something that should need to be asked
Fuck off Cover shill

>>60277031
I assume not both since she streamed from home during the anniversary and because there's no current notice.

>>60277031
Obviously not since she was walking on a treadmill and sitting on stream for 5 hours straight just fine after her last 23 days off.

>>60277068
It is something that needs to be asked. Gura didn't want them to tell us she had Covid, and she doesn't want them to tell us whatever is going on now. The one communication they did do for the sick month was done after asking her.

Imagine if they do put out another health break notice for Gura and they keep in the line about her continuing to keep touch with the fans via twitter.

I don't know guys, I find gura to be a little fishy.

>>60277198
I would honestly have to laugh a bit just like when Kiara said to just ask her what's going on during her next superchat reading if we wanted to know.

>>60277132
>Send Tweet saying Gura can't stream
Oh wow! Look how hard that is! Really need to ask and get them perms for that!

there's no notice because Cover doesn't have to lie for Gura.

day 27...

Reminder that Watame said Chammers is doing fine.

>>60277271
Correct, they do need to ask for that. I don't get why you're having such problems accepting this.

>>60275202
>>60276866
They're not gonna let their little moneymaker get out with a simple tweet, as much as you guys think they will. She's going to have all the ceremony Sana and Coco got. First an announcement stream, then a month of going-away collabs and solo streams where she revisits games she's particularly known for playing or, god forbid, finally finishing unfinished Minecraft builds, and then a final grand graduation stream complete with emotional 3D performances with Myth and a final shot lingering on a really emotional piece of art as a music box rendition of her intro BGM or Blue Horizon or something.

>>60277082
>>60277107
Yes, because when you are hospitalized you are there 24/7, idiots, i was hospitalized for 1 full month, got sent home several times during that period with FaR (physical activity on recipe), basically a rehab program to do at your home instead of having to be stuck at a boring sterile hospital that has proven to have an adverse effect on the psyche....

There is 1038930 variations of this with hospitalizations combined with home care....pretty common with addictions and many other ailments

>>60277271
>Really need to ask and get them perms for that!
Yes. It's clear that Gura doesn't want to tell anyone when she's on hiatus, and she doesn't want anyone to do it for her. it's just who she is.

>>60277198
>>60277234
How are these people so out of touch? It's like they don't even try to monitor what Gura has been doing.

>>60277399
No Cover could just write a simple "cant stream" tweet. Stop making bs excuses for them.

>>60277394
If someone is under home care they're not hospitalized anymore. I didn't say Gura isn't sick, she probably is.

>>60277359(me)
I forgot the word "plays" at the end of all that

>>60277234
Because Gura is not going to have a next super chat reading and when she does 1 of 2 things will happen like always the 1st is she will block the people who asked like that one time and the 2nd will be she will skip everyone asking in super chats and if she seen that all the people are asking she will spend time talking and thanking people and not reading and will spend less then 10min doing that then leave and not stream for the next few days or week but with how she has been going it could be way longer. She has made it clear she does not want this job because she does not communicate and it would take anyone less than 1min to post an update. it's to the point where people are not going to welcome her back anymore but have a fit on how she is doing things. She is going out of her way to ruin her own career and is doing one hell of a good job at it.

>>60275202
>>60276866
>>60277359
Graduation posters are the most obnoxious posters on this board. Just shut the fuck up already.

>>60277297
you forgot this

Haven't watched any streams she's had before she went missing and I keep getting her merch delivered to my door. Her acrylic stand broke and I immediately threw it in the trash. But I still wish she comes back. I still wish she gets over whatever the heck she's going through in her stupid head.

>>60277516
I'm not sure when I said I gave a shit about your crippling fear of the inevitable future

>>60277483
>If someone is under home care they're not hospitalized anymor
Wrong! I just explained how it works.......

https://www.aha.org/hospitalathome

It is till hospitalization with same care as in a hospital

Now fuck off, you obviously have no clue what you are talking about

>>60277555
how the fuck do you break an acrylic stand. You sound like a massive retard or a larping faggot.

>>60277566
Wish you people would fuck off with your crippling desire to make the worst posts in this board.

>>60277609
The reason this whole thing started was because someone said Haachama had to ask cover to send a tweet because she was stuck inside of the hospital and couldn't do it herself, if Gura is "hospitalized" at her own house then that defeats the entire purpose of the premise anyway. I don't know what you want people to say at this point.

CUNT ! CUNT ! CUNT ! CUNT ! CUNT ! CUNT ! CUNT ! CUNT ! CUNT ! CUNT ! CUNT ! CUNT ! CUNT ! CUNT ! CUNT ! CUNT ! CUNT ! CUNT !

>>60277613
Sorry, I live in a tiny ass apartment in Tokyo. I sleep on the floor and have a smol desk. I hit it accidentally and the legs broke.

>>60277394
Just putting this out there what if things got to her and she is in the Hospital because she did try to hurt herself or something? That could be what is going on with Gura and she may have just got out of the Hospital and Ame may have gone and seen her to keep an eye on her and to help her get back on her feet before coming back to us. Not a bit of this is real just something I think could have happened with Gura. If this was true we would never find out about it in the 1st place. See Gura has talked about having panic attacks and all this other stuff so Gura could be depressed also and sometimes the meds they give you for that causes you to try and hurt yourself. So you guys need to think outside of the box and Forgive Gura when she comes back because at the end of the day, we don't know what is going on with her and if it was something like this you guys would feel bad that you caused this and pushed her to it because of your bad comments and posts to her.

I goomed

>>60277687
She was able to come back in the middle of her break for an outfit reveal, I think she's fine.

>>60277713
kek

>>60277743
Yeah, I think so too, the other dude is the one insisting that even though she was able to do the September streams fine she could still have been hospitalized the whole time.

gura is dead. no one was told yet except for yagoo, jap, and mane-chan.

>>60268784

>>60277776
it's just a coping mechanism, since being hospitalized is one of the only 'good' reasona for things to be like this, but she's pretty clearly not
there's not really any excuse for this but the alternative is to assume malice/she doesn't give a fuck/etc, so if you aren't gonna walk away coping is all that's left

Gura wuv

>>60278022
I get that, my personal cope is she has substance abuse problems that have been getting worse over time.

>>60278121
Are you ever going to get bored of talking to yourself?

>>60278142
I'm not though? I only reply if someone replies to me.

The point I was originally trying to make is that I think concernfagging to ridiculous extremes doesn't seem warranted because if management is willing to send out a notice for Chammers about health problems keeping her from her fans then I doubt they wouldn't do the same for Gura, and that she's probably doing fine.
I know that that can ultimately lead to going down the uncomfortable road of thinking "If she's fine, then...", but I don't think health is the issue here.

>>60278220
Management sent Chammers notice because she asked them to. Gura has not asked them to. It's that simple.

>>60278022
Couldn't the same be said for the opposite as well? That it's a coping mechanism to just assume she's being evil or stopped caring so as to not confront the idea that there might be something seriously wrong with her?

I GOT IT!!! Hear me out. What if… what if we create a time machine and go back to her debut days and relieve our glorious days once more… we can do that, right?

Fembuds

>>60278314
If she chains no-contact break into no-contact break while dropping in to do events, she stopped giving a fuck. Being seriously ill would be a cause.

>>60278220
gura got covid and TOLD NO ONE about it until she came back
is hard not to worry imo. but not much we can do outside ratting

She really should be banned from doing events. If you're too ill to do regular streams, you're too ill to do events.

>>60278623
Cover wants their event money

Gura self-diagnosed herself with mental illness watching Bluey. Now, she has crippling mental health problems.

>>60278623
she own it to cove or whoever was in the vent. if she says she will be there then she probably forces herself to be there.
there are a few things she cant miss unless she is really bad.

>>60278760
can babies eat a double big cheese burger

Even if there was something seriously wrong with her, what can you do about it? Nothing, except send a "get well soon" in the comments of the latest VOD or members post or pray for her or something. But again, we don't even know if that is what is happening here. Because even if she cared only the TINIEST BIT about her fans, then she would've sent at least a one line message informing them that she won't be around as often as she used to be to keep things from getting as bad as they are.
And don't give me any of that "she actually cares so much about us that she just doesn't want us to be overly worried about her!" bullshit. If that were the case, then I have no idea how she's able to live with herself when she knows her fanbase is the way it is right now.

>>60278894
I just took a big shit big shit ooo yea wanna see how big I'll tell you how big it is I'll bet its big but I'm your friend how come you won't come inside and take a look for yourself if you want to see a big big big turd aaahhhhhh yur gonna see a big long fat hairy shit ball big fat hairy turd ass big ass turd in the toilet I bet you want to see a big turd with all that dark hair in the toilet you know what I'll bet?

>>60278929

>>60278929
...how did it felt?

>>60279010
good shit go౦ԁ sHit that was some goodshit rightthere rightthere if i do ƽaү so my self i say so thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷM HO0OଠOOOOOOଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ Good shit

chu

Goobaby

>>60279831
Good times...
Actually, was this after bad times started?

Gura is fat

Reminder to hug your Bloop plushie

>>60278760
My onaholes...

>>60280555
FUCK Bloop

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1CQjWtqFSc4

>>60280511
Yeah her tail and cunny

>>60280968
proof?

>>60278760

This might be the end for us. I'm probably the last chumbie already and I'm just a filthy knotbud.

What body type is this?

I want to put the Gurrito right up to her tight little asshole and let it loose.
>>60281261
knotbuds are people too.

>>60281261
You and me, brother, I think Gura might have fully submitted to dog cock and stopped caring about us...

>>60281292

>>60281292
Mozzarella.

>>60281313
kek

I sleep now, maybe the suffering ends tomorrow, but probably not.

>>60281293
>>60281299
>All of Gura's precious chumbies have left her
>Except for degenerates who draw her getting knotted by Mumei's wolf cock.

Fuwamoco clearly inspired Goobs to move in with Ame and become a comedy duo. Can't wiat for the constant collabs.

>>60281532
>The yellow one becomes her sidekick after all.
Where she belongs.

>this turned out to be accurate
grim

>>60281532
Gura's gonna give her CGDCT correction

>almost half of October gone
yeah I don't know what's happening but this is bad.

As a chumbud I feel compelled to have a Gura membership at all times, but I’m also a poorfag and she’s ghosting us for the millionth time. What do bros, I’m only a month or two away from a 3 year membership

>>60281666
It's not though. Gura didn't say hello.