/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>OP
wait, I'll go before anyone else does
>irys
>mumei

>>OP
>no Fauna
kys

>>59695592
>Ina
kys yourself

>myth and council still eligible CGDCT

>>OP
>SHiori not in the pyramid despite no homo collabs and outright ignoring the last two homobeggar SCs she got (because she... replied to one on twitter?)
>Meanwhile Mumei literally has a full-blown Holostar collab

>>59695592
>Ina
>Kiara
God you faggots really are goldfish brained

>>59695592
>not your friend

>>59696468
>(because she... replied to one on twitter?)
completely irrelevant to the contents of your post but this is the most womanly way of writing something I have ever seen

>>OP
>>59695592

>>59696850
Why is Shiori there

>>59697342
Because she's not your friend.

>>59697572
I thought that was the Fauna quote

>>59696727
why do you think the term /vt/sisters exists?

>>59695541
FPBP

>>59696727
acting like you've ever spoken to a woman

>>OP
>>59695592
>>59696850

>>59698056

>>OP
It's funny how these posts are made during SEA hours 99.9% of the time, you guys must be fucking miserably depressed and self-loathing

>>59698056
>zero tolerance for male collabs
>i'm tolerant of irys

>>59697995
>kids puts his toys up after he's done playing.
>"It's the autisma."

>>OP
what's it like having autism?

>>59698150
Yeah idgaf about tweets unless it's flirtacious.
>>59698339
No male voice heard on stream, it's okay for me. Sponsored stuff is already fine under traditional idol guidelines and they didn't get on VC together so she's absolutely fine. You're making it a bigger deal than it is imo

Fwiw im no irystocrat but I see no problem including her here. Her streams and content are 200% CGDCT

Every tweet/xeet is a sext.

>>OP
remove mumei and bijou, they have, you know.. You know what they have.

>>59695592
This is the true cute girl trinity and if anyone says otherwise they're a false flagger.

>>59697342
She said thank you on X to a male that didn't superchat her.

>>59699140
Shouldn't Mumei be there then? Doing a collab outright seems a lot worse than just some xitter comment

you can tell unicorns are a joke when they cant even come up with a consistent metric on who is or isnt "pure"

the only EN girls that haven't had their dna permanently altered by semen are Gura, Not your friend Fauna, and the bau baus.

>>OP
>>59695541
Chart wouldn't make sense anyway because PEOPLE WHO DON'T STREAM can't be anime girls so irys and gura are out immediately anyway.

>>59699223
if they've had piss covered male dicks inside their body, they are not pure. How the fuck is that complicated?

>>59696622
People remember but we're in this weird memory hole zone where the KFPdachi pretend that they weren't shilling for tempus and trash taste early on. They're disingenuous by nature.

>>59699013
Vaginas?

>ITT: corn LARPers and doxxsissies living in the past
You don't even need to do this anymore, EN is back to its pre-tempus days

>>59699327
a broken lock is useless. a lock that can be opened with many keys is useless. spreading cuckoldry through society reduces birth rates.

>>59699248
i'd rather one year with no streams than one second with a male.

>>59699248
so true sis!

>>59699411
That’s cool man I really don’t care. I’m here to watch Mumei and co be cute.

>>59695592
fixed
note: to be cgdct you must
-be cute (sorry nerissa)
-be doing things (active tense) meaning you must stream

>>59699582

>>59699548
>trying to put the key in the lock, but there's already a key in there!
Though if that's your kind of thing, knock yourself out i guess.

>>59699603
>removes gura, leaves bijou
big oofies... and mumei is still there, double oofies.. a lotta broken hearts tonight.

incel seethe kek, cgdctkings winning hard

My favorite thing about pyramid threads is watching shitposters cannibalizing each other as they work their tiny brains into knots trying to figure out who does and doesn't belong
Go little retards go

fixed it for everybody.

>>59699274
except you faggots always have to defend the ones that have
>w-w-well mumei actually-
>w-well bae is actually-
>b-b-b-buh shiori doesnt count because-

>>59696850
shalom

>>59699857
those examples all fail put man flesh sticks in the jingo bingos and pretend everyone is just okay with that when we're not. Just don't put them in your bodies you fucking whores, it's not that hard. Just don't do it. Thing is they don't even enjoy it, yet they still do it and become whores, for fuck knows what reason. If they did enjoy it rape wouldn't be a thing.

>>59699582
>Nerissa
>not cute

>>59699710
Those are doxxfag incels/femcels trying to dig up old shit to slander. They do the same thing with JP and crumbs of collabs from years ago. EN is in a great place now, there's no reason to be seething for a CGDCTfag.

>collabed with male
>somehow forgiven
How did Mumei do it?

>>59698758
Then why the fuck aren't Ina and Kiara there? They never interacted with homos outside of the "traditional idol guidelines". You niggas literally just put random members you like.

>>59699949
if it's not a loli, it is not cute.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFTSE4h4SSs

>>59699976
the only one i will ever forgive is Ayame, because she is just that fucking cute. Call me a cuck. I'd saw my knees off with a rusty saw for a chance at her sloppy seconds. I want my children to have her pure Jomon genes.

>>59699976
Because her fans literally just collectively memory-holed that collab to seek unicorn validation. They also don't seem to want to talk about the time she liked a tweet from Vox apparently, I wonder why.

>>59700037
urgh... god i hate them so much.

>Holo v Holo
Nijicucks as subtle as ever

>>59700074
You'd have to have the most severe case of autism to be unironically concerned with an ancient collab she didn't even understand the language in but lol me draw. You're basically ignoring all other signs of her going the idol route because of your intense autistic need for rigid categorization.

>>59700037
now THAT's something to not look forward to this year
who knows who's gonna join, especially with the shared discord rrat being confirmed and all

>>59700098
i pity nijicucks, they don't have a single girl that they can trust that won't suddenly dump on you with an off collab with a fucking male. Pointless fucking agency, graduate all of nijien now.

>>OP
triangle of bitches and lazy cunts

>>59700547
people don't need to speak the same language to have sex with each other.

>>59697572
That's was Fauna lol

>>59700653
hello threadshitter

i automatically assume anyone using CGDCT is a shitposter

>>59695592
>It's ok when Kiara do it
But Shiori reply with a simple "Thank you"
>Kicked from CGDCT
Fuck off OKBH leddit troons you retards ain't welcome here.

Wait i'm confused, is this pyramid thing for girls that haven't collabed with men, or haven't had sex with men? This could be a handy tool to help select which vtubers I should watch.

>>59696468
don't worry Shiori bro. They went at Kiara too for a extremely vague twitter reply as well. It's usually a Kronie behind the post.

>>59700952
if she even VIEWS a twitter post from a male, she is a whore. My oshi won't even acknowledge they exist. All males should just be removed from vtubing forever, then this wouldn't be a problem. Vtubing is not a job for men.

>>59700008
Sakaki is core cgdct

>>59700738
Cry about it faggot, she did much more than reply with a mere thank you, you dishonest cuck.

>>59700738
tweets don't count apparently

>>59698295
>9 am jst
>SEA hours
retard faggot your oshi is a whore

>>59696850
Oy gevalt

>>59701079
You right these homies should stop trying to be VTubers and instead try to become the next XQC or Asmongold THEN actual hot girls will fuck them for clout instead of the ugly bitches hiding behind L2D anime girls

>>59701511
>posting the edited version while calling others dishonest
suicide is very cheap and effective, please consider it.

>>59701771
no what these "homies" should do is stay the fuck away from all girls, and keep their gay faggot annoying voices and shitty personalities to themselves and not plague us with their shitty existence. Not a single male vtuber I couldn't beat in a fight. Limp wristed faggots the lot of them, and as gay as they are the only reason they are vtubers in the first place is to score vtuber pussy, because they are male, and I am male, and I know how they think. Sooner every male vtuber is graduated, the better.

>>59700037
oh no no no...

>>59701909
she was a tattooed whore before she even debuted. DOA.

How CGDCT pyramid are made
>Pure PL virgin (never interact with any males beside father/brother)
>Never collab with male on stream despite management mandated (tweets/non-stream not counted)
See? Isnt that hard

>>59701511
Go back leddit troon

>>59701968
no girl over the age of 12 is a virgin. And if they are they were molested anyway. even fatties get the fuckies.

>>59701968
Basically all holoen failed

>>59699603
>fauna
>irys

>>59699798
>fauna
>gura

what did fau fau do?

Basically, the pyramid is Bijou and Fuwamoco
Well, that's not a pyramid. I guess it's a cgdct lozange now.

>>59702070
>Basically all holoen failed
Nah fuwamoco has been idol veteran so far.

>>59702211
>Bijou
oof

>>59702554
Well... Hey, if we remove Bijou now it's a pyramid again!

>>59702381
i wonder how they avoided all the twin chasers around the world, cos we're out there, and we'll do anything to fuck twins.

>>59699445
>>59699471
Why are you so angry?

>>59702593
only need to be cucked once to become permanently angry.

>>59702031
you must live in a shithole

>>59702811
i do. A western first world country that has been compromised by rapist migrants.

I like all girls that haven’t collabed with Tempus, especially the ones that ignore their existence. The ones that occasionally remind me they exist are kind of annoying but I’ll forgive them as long as it’s a rare occurrence. I’ve gotten a nice bunch of EN to watch but sometimes I miss collabs because I’m not subbed to the homolovers and that’s also a bit annoying

i hate it when my oshi collabs with homolovers. it's like second hand smoke. the filth spreads and taints my oshi with it's faggotry. all male vtubers should be killed.

>>59696622
Kiara actively disowned them, and even made fun of the two "graduates".
But i guess your memory is good so you already know this.

>>59699949
I like Rissa, but even I would say that she is too lewd to be called cute.

>>59702979
500k coming your way New Yorker

>>59700074
>They also don't seem to want to talk about the time she liked a tweet from Vox apparently, I wonder why.
That never happened and I'm surprised no one else has pointed it out.
Re: the holostars collab I'm pretty sure they just treat it like Miko's fanbase do. No one sane brings up Miko's old male collabs.

>>OP
wife...

>>59702211
>Bijou
Nope
Basically, you need to look around a bit harder

>>59704926
Who

>>59704926
so... did she ever find one?

>>59704926
Please don't tell me this is who I think it is

>>OP
Beautiful symmetry

>>59704926
>little bitch
it's over

>>OP
>this is somehow not a spam thread
kill jannies

>>59705547
It's exactly who you think it is

>>OP
You just know that any kind of image like that is posted to start holo vs holo arguments by an anti or shitposter.

>>OP
Epic vacation bait bro

>>59695541
NEVER FORGET

>>59700738
>It is okay when Kiara does it
Yep, you are learning

>>59697607
>>59700656
That was shiori, who is actualy vesper, and therefore the culprit of every holoyab

>>59700074
>They also don't seem to want to talk about the time she liked a tweet from Vox apparently
oh no sister, she literally sucked his dick on Xspace how will hoomans recover

>>59697854
I had to, every single day, with a smile on my face, cause my job required me to talk to a lot of women. And the way you type reminds me of them when they're texting me.
Also, good morning, hope today will be a good day for both of us.

>>59695592
Ina literaly say she was taking a "break", just to Axel leak both are talking on discord and recording a cover.

>/vt/ Unicorn friendly girls
Gura
Fauna
Mumei
Ina
Kiara
IRyS
Biboo
FWMC
Nerissa
Shiori

>Japanese hardcore Unicorn friendly girls
IRyS
Kronii
Ina
Bae
FWMC
Mori

>>59710747
>Japanese hardcore unicorn
QRD??

>>59711791
NTA but the standard for "unicorn" on this board is no males on stream and don't ask don't tell when it comes to boyfriends.
The actual definition of unicorn however is that if there is a provable romantic relationship at any point the girl gets dropped and yes that includes engaging in doxfaggotry to confirm. Actual unicorns want a pure girl not just one that is currently not entangled.

>>59706841
>visually shying away from homos, showcasing clear disdain and antipathy
she's safe

>>59712087
Not watching male vtubers is considered "unicorn" behaviour depending on what homosisters are mad about. There is no real definition here. Even though the majority don't watch them and there's no way there are that many unicorns. Fact is people just like to watch cute anime girls more and it's not anything deeper than that. And having the decency to separate their personal lives from the vtuber persona is not a bad thing when that's the normal reason women get into vtubing anyway.

>>59704466
What happened was that she liked a tweet about his outfit by his mama, who’s also Ollie’s mama, then unliked it. Maybe she fatfingered or some shit. This whole sequence of events took place during SEA hours, so when NA anons saw the bait thread after waking up it looked like a bunch of ESL schizos making shit up.

>>59712547
Oh I definitely agree that you don't have to be a unicorn to not want to watch or hear about males but the word unicorn did have an actual meaning before it got twisted into a generic way to slander anyone who complained about the homos.

>>59696850
Hava nagila

>>59703791
>Kiara actively disowned them, and even made fun of the two "graduates".
Proof?

>>59711791
Japanese hardcore unicorns are basically the original unicorns where they only care for the chuuba's offline relationship status and desire a chuuba who has never been/currently isn't in a relationship. The unicorns you see going around nowadays are revised versions of those jpcorns by EOPs with different rulesets.

>>59712957
In what way has the term been revised exactly?

>>59712957
The western version is exactly as mentally ill, but they're okay with being cucked if that fact isn't brought up on-stream. This is an adaptation to the fact "purity" of that sort is very rare among western women.

>>59710747
I guess the language barrier is saving the JOP to EN unicorns as much as it's saving the EOP to JP unicorns. lmao

>>59713000
To put it simply, modern /vt/ unicorns don't really care whether the chuuba is being railed off stream or not, they only care about the chuuba staying away from male chuubas on stream. It's the illusion that matters to them and they are willing to show ignorance as long as it's maintained
In the eyes of a /vt/ unicorn, a girl is pure regardless of her body count or an active boyfriend as long as she stays away from homos/males while a girl who might actually be pure or single would be considered a slut or tainted whore for talking to men on stream

>>59713160
Yeah pretty much

>>59713160
>The western version is exactly as mentally ill
False simply because being willing to even slightly respect the private life of the talent or make allowances for the fact that finding a western woman in her twenties who has never had a partner is pretty much impossible shows they are at least marginally more tethered to reality.

>>59714049
This.

>>59713232
I dislike male collabs but I care more about the active relationship status of a chuuba
What does that make me?

You guys are funny.

>>OP
>Gura

>>59713000
>>59713232
>To put it simply, modern /vt/ unicorns don't really care whether the chuuba is being railed off stream or not
Pretty sure that isn't the case. /vt/ unicorns care about chuuba's offline relationship just as much as JP unicorns. In both case, as long as the relationship doesn't come to light (i.e: chuuba A is having orgy every night but hides it well enough that no one knows about it), both JP and /vt/ unicorns are content. If there are solid indications that a chuuba is actively in an on-going relationship IRL right now, /vt/ unicorns will blow a fuse, too.
From what I've seen, the biggest difference between JP unicorns and /vt/ unicorns is their attitude towards work / business-related activities (although, tbf, a lot of /vt/ unicorns are just shitposters). Interactions with males during work-related activities (i.e: shilling streams, company-mandated collabs, professional programs, etc.) get a pass from JP unicorns, while /vt/ unicorns might not always let it off

>>59695592
>Nerissa
When has she done a cute thing? All she does is moan sexually about Kiara

>>59714456
>didn't watch the terraria collab

>>59696850
Why is Mumei not there?

>>59695592
>Ceres "I'M NOT YOUR FRIEND CHUD!" Fauna

>>59700098
Funny how its saplings the ones who cling to the unity meme the most after Fauna showed her true colors.
You need to hide behind everyone else or you'll get made fun of too.

>>59714257
That makes you more similar to a jpcorn
>>59714398
Anon, only the initial reveal causes an outburst. /vt/ unicorns eventually learn to cope with it and memoryhole an ongoing and active relationship of a chuuba. We have multiple examples of this that I won't list for obvious reasons

>>59695592
This is the truest of the true cgdct trinitum. If we count nothingburgers then not even Gura counts because she collabed with Matpat.

novelites should be more like picrel and not put up with her bullshit

>>59710747
>Shiori
LMFAO

>>59714710
Gura didn't collab, stop thinking promotional shit counts, she literally could have recorded her lines and then they edited it to look like interview...

>>59714710
>collabed
They got fed questions to respond to by a third party and never once met the guy, if that counts as a male collab then you may as well count crunchyroll interviews or con appearances with a male MC.

>>59714852
Based

>>59714561
>he doesn't understand the inside jokes

>>59715081
>>59715089
That's the exact point - do not count stupid nothingburgers like collabs with no actual interaction or just recording few lines for an interview or music video. No one in the second row counts and anyone who tells you otherwise is a falseflagging dramafag.

>>OP
>gura
You can't be doing cute things if you're not streaming

>>59714852
Nice falseflag

>>59714561
Go to bed, Pippa.

*sigh* I'll fix it for everyone

>>59714710
Finally a good list.

>>59715567
>mumei

>>59715850
To exclude Mumei would be to exclude cuteness itself.