/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

sex

very sex

I love Ina!

>>59580021
total hag domination

watamelon

KIARA LOVE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cuUcvVI3S20
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cuUcvVI3S20
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cuUcvVI3S20

I think I heard a voice in Aqua's stream

I love Kronii the most!

Aqua watermelon game or apex?

sex?

wawa

My Ina!

>>59580051
I love Ina too!

>brown girl threads
Based

How could Ina do this...

>3 ID op
Hololive Global = Hololive English

>>59580094
yeah me

>>59580051
Me too!

Bros

>>59580077
LOVE & LUST

Watame, Reine, Friend, Aqua, Aki, and Kaela should have been cunnies...

Good morning global gripers
It's once again time for some Saturday Sven Co-op, with /hlgg/!

Before joining, make sure you've got both the base game and all the parts of the /hlgg/ server asset pack, linked in this post >>59571913

Once in game, open up console with ` or ~ and enter
>connect sven.hololive.global.gripe
The password is:ILOVEAME

Lets shoot low poly aliens as low poly holos while communicating through HIGH bitrate soundposts on some HIGH quality maps!

>>59580099
towa

>>59580124
>Reine, Kalea = Hololive English
Huuuuuh?

knowing I will never taste Ela's cooking makes life that much more difficult

>>59580099
cuuuuuuuuute

Lapsama my friend

>>59580158
fuck off chumpedo

>>59580021
useless gay hag sex

don't open. seriously.

>>59580196
bra doko?

>>59580158
Watame is 7 years old.

>>59580077
I miss wawa....

Would your opinion of your oshi change if you learned they masturbate regularly?

Eventually we will figure out how to breed the Hags, you cannot stop scientists.

>>59580164
Lapsama

>>59580245
If they masturbate less than 5 times a week they might as well round off to zero

Why is Mori such a shameless whore?

I have completely fallen for Fuwawa.
The way she talks to us and how she acts, everything about her... what really sealed the deal was her recent solo stream. That was dangerous levels of GFE and the lengthy superchat reading part of it with her teasing Ruffians and her reacting to all the love confession SCs she got and such, that did me in for good.

I can only warn you guys, don't watch that SC reading, she'll wrap you around her finger too.

Watame...

>>59580254
is it not possible to inseminate an egg and then put it into a woman?

>Indonesian wives

watame is crying over nothing again...

>>59580301
>don't watch that SC reading
ok I won't

>>59580196
properly proportioned kronii is mighty fuckable

>>59580245
I'd really be interested in her methods

>>59580291
I mean what did you expect from this asshole

>das jus crazy

>>59580345
Whores*

>>59580301
cool story bro

>>59580345
fuck marry kill?
for me, it's kill fuck marry

>>59580301
I did, but I have resistance to psychic damage

>>59580313
Visceral hatred towards grapes.

all yuriships should die. it makes it weird for the girls

Haha Fubert sad

>>59580428
but it makes me hard so its a good tradeoff

3 points away from the server's highscore...
Just because she accidentally clicked too early twice...

>>59580428
stop being gay

Aqua is now on hour 6 of being a gaming autist, trying to break her own high score.

Tomorrow is deadbeat month

>>59580428
that's their problem, I used to flirt, hold hands and even kiss with my best friend to pander to the fujos in my class, yet we never fell in love and he even got a gf later, proving we were straight

>>59580453
Futon win!

>>59580428
>it makes it weird for the girls
they are the ones who pushes them

>>59580428
we should make a /hlgg/ song composition thing and this should be the album cover for it

>>59580375
I love standing split art

>>59580375

>>59580428
>it makes it weird for the girls
Only if they are bitches

>>59580301

>>59580350
Is this Satoru "The Fraud" Gojo?

>>59580453
isn't it like 3am in JP now?

akua...

Watame has started talking to herself...

>>59580298
Bigger.

i love towa
https://cover.lnk.to/Aster
stream aster
https://towa1stlive.hololivepro.com/
buy tickets

>>59580375
Stupid sexy old lady

Would you spend 100 days in this room with a random Holo for 500,000 usd? The door is unlocked and if one of you leaves you both lose the money. You can use any tactic to make the Holo not leave beside killing her.

>>59580350
Oh no you don't !

>>59580624
Normal watame stuff

>>59580617
>had to get carried by Mahoraga
Gojo won, and no I don't give a shit what they made Gojo say after the fight

>>59580375

>>59580656
I have literally nothing to lose.

>>59580681
i love these optical illusions

>>59580656
just pick mumei and take away her wheelchair then

>>59580508
fag

>>59580618
It sure is.
Her sleeping schedule is completely fucked up at the moment.

>>59580656
I'll lie to her and say she can have my share of the money if she doesn't leave.

Onahollie
https://files.catbox.moe/ggie2x.png
https://files.catbox.moe/wqdqig.png
https://files.catbox.moe/mc9y3e.gif

>>59580723
>2 eggs, both unfertilized
WHY FRIEND </3

>>59580021
That's a sexy carbonara

>>59580656
I'm sure as fuck they get more than that monthly- Ah, now I see it.

>>59580746
ナイス

>>59580746
that's REALLY hot, thanks

>>59580656
lock the door

>>59580656
I'm pretty sure there is no one here who won't do it. The hard part finding a way to keep the Holo from leaving the room.

>>59580692
>had to get carried by Mahoraga
You reminded me of this disstrack someone made after that leak lol
https://litter.catbox.moe/e54kfs.mp3

>>59580618
>>59580728 (me)
Oh and also, Polka and Flare's sleeping schedule are both just as fucked as well.
Polka is currently fishing on the same server and Flare just logged on.

>>59580021
>brown woman thread
yikes

>>59580645
ok

>>59580656
so we are just reposting twitter and reddit memes now?

Gura streaming today?

>>59580994
>now

>>59580945
We love brown women here

After having watched myth and council and advent i can safely say that Myth is really just the legacy hires
When you look at pure talent, chemistry, streaming skill, Council and Advent are so much better it’s crazy
It’s like comparing players from the 1950s to today in major sports like basketball or football.

Reine lied in front of Jesus

>>59581002
>
>

Gura cute Gura cute!

>>59580974
>break your *ss

>>59580867
fucking kek

>>59581012
Was he tempted?

>>59581011
Shut up counciltard

>>59580974
good

>>59581002
HAHAHAHA

>>59580645
I bought a streaming ticket but I just got my timetable for this semester and I have a compulsory practical scheduled at the same time as the live...

>>59580656
Do it with Gura so you can give her an excuse to not stream

Thoughts on this?

>>59580692
whatever you say, sister

>>59581011
>council
>talent

>>59581002
>Gura streaming today?

give me a single reason why I don't have a tako girlfriend

>>59581002
She still stream more then mori

>>59581071
Skip it and tell them you're sick with purple disease

>>59581002
Rumao
It's her membership anniversary btw

>>59581094
you don't play FFXIV

>>59581075
cute but dont like old women

>>59581094
Takos never leave their room

>>59581094

>>59581086
Their talent is having so many crazy bisexual twitter yurifag fangirls.

>>59581071
you can watch the archive or skip it both are worth it

>>59581099
English not very good!

>>59581002
Maybe

>>59581075
Itachi

>>59580645
No... I was planning to use this Towa pic to attract kenzies in the future...

>>59581108
Not yet.
t. hour 1 chumbud

>>59581011
https://youtu.be/2PN-jTyQxco?si=UQUtewOexhpKa68A
I mean just look at this shit.
Kiara crying about viewers, thinking she deserves more, and crying how it took her 2 years for 250k subs.
Meanwhile Mumei gets 30k subs a month along with Fauna, and of course Advent get good sub numbers as well.
Myth is fucking dead sub heaven precisely because they are boring and unappealing. They only got lucky because they occupied the market first, like Apple with iPhone. However, once more competitors arose they immediately lost their flair because they were less entertaining.
Advent feels like the first generation that actually lives up to the “hololive = best vtuber company” reputation. Council was good but Vsh*jo was similar in talent and entertainment at the time.

>>59581108

>>59580508
Massive flaming faggot

>>59581002
No, she still hasn’t even acknowledged being in Fauna and Mumei’s showcases

>>59581186
skill issue

>>59580021
>brown woman thread
love it!

>>59581207
im literally not gay

>>59581195
I dont believe this shit since kiara is the only en member who legit never cry

>>59581195
>number Of Myths that got 1 million in under a year:5
>Number of Councils that got 1 million in under a year:......

>>59581236
>t.mate

>>59581011
>councilnigs trying to use golden gen advent as a shield for their shitters

my sides

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>59581002
Gura will do a member's only for her 3 years and show a new badge chumbuds better HOPE she shows a new badge and then she'll disappear again until the Halloween myth collab and then she'll disappear again for the thanksgiving myth collab and then she'll disappear again for the Christmas myth collab and then she'll disappear again until [who knows when here]

>>59581248
>dead subs
What good are those subscribers if none of them watch at all anymore?
Why is Myth outside of Gura all the lowest ccv ENs with Bae if they have 3x the subs of council and 6x advent?

How doe she do it?

>>59580726
>>59581207
he may be delusional and gay but the fact he's kissed anyone that isn't his mother makes him less of a loser than most of this thread

>>59580994
We are twitter and reddit

>>59581195
>still using this clip for your shitposts
antis are creatively bankrupt

>>59581248
councilkeks.......

>>59581280
is this a bot post?noticed its always posted whenever the words "Gura" and "stream" are mentioned in a thread

EN generations are like Lord of the Rings movies

>>59581195
Really shows Myth is still ambitious, while Council gave up after bombing so hard and just wants to coast.

Will you watch Baelz in a few hours?

>>59581086
They're not even good whores

>>59581245
...you don't even have to go to the antizone to get her worst moments, Kiara cried along Ina during THE HUG.

>>59581293
>Halloween myth collab
NICE JORK

I feel like there hasn't been enough conversation about Kiara today

>>59581340
>Baelz
She might as well be an off topic indie here at this point. We don’t watch or care or think about her.

>>59581340
I would but it's at an impossible time for me, so I'll watch the VOD

>>59581367
We talked a lot about taxes this morning

>>59581340
no

>>59581094
They're all girls(male)

>>59581327
Maybe because the thread can't shut up about Gura all the time

>>59581367
I raped her

>>59581340
I will!

>>59581329
Long?

>>59581299
Some girls are just born kissable

>>59581340
Yup

I really love Biboo

>>59581075

>>59581340
Eh.....maybe.

>>59581340
LOL
LMAO

>>59581340
It's 6am for me. I'll give her a VOD view once I wake up.

why is friend fishing in the backrooms?

>>59581340
too early, if it was an hour later maybe.

>>59581449

>>59581340
Bae's showcase is more than 8 hours away. 8 is not "a few". So no, I will not watch baelz in a few hours.

>>59580091
fucking zomzoms ruining my comfy things

>>59581195
based hooman

I feel like Marine would be good at the watermelon game with her puyo strat experience

thinkin bout the moombutt

>>59581296
Good English. 5/10

What happens if you remove Watame's helmet?

>>59581340
Dunno, i might skip it if sleep less than 6 hours.

>>59581094
Who would want a smelly chubby asian hikkineet girlfriend who does nothing but plays MMOs and draws all day while marinating in their own stink?

>>59581293
There is probably no Myth Christmas but there will probably be another advent calendar with advent this time said Kiara
I doubt there will be a thanksgiving collab too

>>59581546
you seen that recent JJK episode?

I've been watching this game all day I just noticed the fruits eyes move.

>>59581430
Sexy biboopits, must taste salty, and smell nice.

>>59581546
it would be extremely painful

>>59581596
I don't watch anime. I'm not a weeb.

>5+ hours stream
>5 hour stream
>6+ hour stream
>5+ hour stream
>7 hour stream
>6 hour stream
>6 hour stream (not Apex) currently.
Aqua Crew has been eating good the last couple of weeks.

>You invite your friend over to play some vidya and grub some pizza together
>She shows up dressed like this

What is the appropiate action to take in this situation?

>>59581546
It would be extremely painful.

>>59581449
Those knees look extremely lickable

>>59581646
sex

I miss Iroha so much de gozaru...

>>59581646
grub her pizza iykwim

>>59581646
Lick her collarbones, push her down onto the bed and make love.

>>59581248
now do holoX

>>59581636
My bad, enjoy your animated streamer girls, sir.

>>59581296
the stench of a coping councilfag....

>>59581646
Compliment her dress and let her inside you fucking turbo virgin

>>59581646
Play games. I cherish my friend and I wouldn't do anything that would ruin her trust in me. As she arrived in comfortable clothing it's clear that trust is regarded very highly, so I'll be sure to return that trust in kind and only masturbate to her dirty clothing.

Only Kaela can make Mandarin sound so sweet

>>59581646
Put laxatives in the Pizza and handcuff her to the bed

the deadbeats are coming

>>59581340
Yeah, I'd feel bad if I don't, especially after she cried yesterday

>>59581758
t. mococo, noted aku no hana fan

>>59581152
>bisexual

I fucking wish. They're all lesbians. It's not fucking fair.

>Gura drank herself to death
>Ame got lost in the time stream
>Ina has been reclaimed by the ancient ones
>Kiara was killed in a freak paragliding accident
>Irys snaps and kills herself and the remaining members of Council
>Nerissa loses her other horn and falls into a permanent coma
>Fuwamoco maul each other to death over who gets to eat Nerissa's body
>Shiori gets crushed to death by Biboo's fat rock ass
>Bijou kills herself out of guilt
Your Mori is all that remains. The undying embodiment of death, forced by her role to persist forever, in a world where nothing remains. All she can do now is all she has known, since her time in Hololive - to turn to the camera, and smile:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kx-SuerZGXg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kx-SuerZGXg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kx-SuerZGXg

>>59581805
Yeah, in me.

What riled the shitters up this time?

Gura cute Gura cute!

Kaela is wife

>>59581615
why is she the resident pit slut now?

DOOMANS

>>59581861
she's not but she's still nice

>>59581823
the voicepack is pretty cute, Mori singing to make people happy in a hopeless world

>>59581272
They leeched off myth and now they're clinging to Advent
Sad

>>59581833
I would like to have sex with this sassy shark child.

>>59581668

I love Aqua she's so cute

SEX

>>59581833
stream

FINALLY AFTER NINE MONTHS

>Kronii membership
>Fuwamoco membership
>Mori ASMR
>Shiori membership
>All starting at the same time
Why would they do this to me?

>>59581911
Is that Noel on the left?

Did IRyS also get an animal outfit?

>>59581861
She's erotically sleeveless, like Ina.

>>59581943
Is Reine the first to actually finish it?

>>59581943
cute

>>59581340
Who the fuck is Ballz

>>59581972
What, in the overseas branches? Because pretty sure JP has done it.

>>59581833
Gurabot cute Gurabot cute!
Would be tragic if this cute Gurabot dies out in the future.

>>59581961
Different gen different perks

>>59581951
>husky voice mori at a time i can listen to
I'm going to fuck myself senseless before Bae's showcase.

Now Reine will experience a post-game depression.

I really wish Sana didn't graduate and that management didn't fuck her over whenever she had an idea. Kusoge Monday was an amazing idea.

Why are KFPs ranting about Bae again? do i really have to bring back this discussion again just like yesterday?

>>59581646
Make sure there's enough wet napkins and remind her to clean her hands before touching any of my controllers. Judging by how she's dressed like a slob, I can only imagine that she eats like one too, and I'm not about to ruin a $60-$70 controller because this sewer rat of a human being has not heard of the concept of self-care.

cool, I can start watching Reine again

>>59581972
I think Subaru did it, but she'll sometimes approach JRPGs like she's doing a 9-5 and play nothing else until she finishes them.

>>59581829

nakadashi watame

>>59581962
what's an ina?

FAUNA CUTE

>>59582077
>saying that while posting a tako
go back

Omaru Polka should come to my bed

>>59582049
most people don't like bae dude

>>59581943
Holy fuck finally. I tapped out after the painting arc, it's too long and dialogue heavy for me

Bae's 3D showcase better be the best event in hololive history with all the hype she made around it

>>59582059
Now it will be regular valo streams

>>59581900
Kawaii de gozaru!!!

>>59582063
bruh she's literally streaming it in a few hours

>>59582059
hope you like valo

>>59582049
Is it really ranting to laugh at her for being such a failure?

Liking Bijou is fine, she is a great Holo. Liking Bijou sexually is not fuckiing fine. She looks like she has a single digit age.

>>59582077
A dope

Nui Nui

>>59581951
also Mori membership after the ASMR

>>59582050
People think the outfit looks really cute, and it is, but this is guaranteed the way she looks when she's too lazy to have any proper self-care and hasn't showered all week. Literal neet ware outfit.

>>59582160
I think I may have gotten it confused with P4, I dunno, I'm not a persona fan.

GO KAELA GOOOOOO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zcVinVd0K2g
>December 14, 2022

>>59582047
>4cm difference
>Too short to carry Ame
Lazy drawfags, can't even check wiki

>>59582049
>>59582119
>>59582174

>>59581568
Now start listing the cons

Is this the most flop song of all time? kek

She deserves a kiss

>>59582214
damn

Bijou lookin cool in her latest thumbnail
i thought she was supposed to be cute

>>59582049

>>59582226
better then a bunch of IRyS songs desu

>>59582199
Fuck me

>>59581823
Who the fuck is Calliope

Reminder that Kiara said not to get excited for HoloChristmas 2023 because it was already pre-recorded and there are no exciting announcements on it. Meanwhile she said that you should save your money for Dokomi 2024 because she made sure that she will be attending there for her 3D live performance

I'm just glad that we bullied all the Hoomans out of the thread.

>>59582217
this is a 40END/40DEX build on DS

>>59582226
She's an idiot and put PV so people aren't clicking it because they think it's just a preview.

>>59581993
Nah, Bae and Reine were actually faster to start the game on stream then JP(because they didn't care about the restriction at the time).

>>59582217
GO FATTY G- FUCK

>>59581993
subaru is in november and koyori is just getting started with the third semester stuff

>>59582233
I'm on it...just as soon as the stream ends

>>59582258
kek

>>59582233
yeah, my

Has Ollie finished okami?

>>59582245
"a baby in sunglasses is both cute and cool" - voltaire

>>59581823
>remaining members of Council
You mean just Mumei? Fauna is still alive, so is Kronii and Bae.

>>59582226
Don't make me bring up some of the garbage IRyS and Bae have released dude, it ain't pretty.

>>59582258
kfp deflecting again huh

>>59582278
no she's an idiot because the MV sucks and is low effort

>>59581972
REINE NUMBER ONE

Has Towa finished hollow knight?

>>59582268
it's miss Calliope for you

>>59582338
seethe

>>59582258
floprys......

>>59582273
I'm not going to fucking Germany, Kiara.

>>59582301
Her last Okami stream is literally titled "I THINK WE'RE HALFWAY THROUGH"

>>59581340
No, honestly. I don't care for her voice or singing and her personality doesn't carry hard enough

surely fanbase falseflagging would get tiresome after a while

perish

>>59582331
>stop pointing out what a failure IRyS is plz complain about Kiara
kek

>>59582351
? 2 pngs on a slideshow isn't high effort my dude
I'm just stating facts

>>59582320
you mean like the flop album of Kiara? kek this proves that she wont really achieve my oshi's success

>>59582365
ollie is really bad at finishing games in a timely fashion

>>59582226
Yikes

>>59581943
Now she can start playing Strikers. Then play Tactica in October.

>>59581340
Sure, why not?

>>59582258
I still dont understand irys she suppose to be superior then mori and yet her music view are that bad

Watamelon

>>59581340
hell no

>>59582377
Some people are just extremely mentally ill. I go to work and feel like a misfit and come home and see this insane retard and feel like an actual normal person, so I'll give him that.

Will the holodogs ever form a group like holotori? With FWMC there’s enough of them to do it now.

>>59582226
>>59582258
>>59582298
>>59582320
>>59582355
>>59582381

>>59582432
>superior then mori
low bar desu

>He's talking to himself again.
Grandpa needs to be institutionalized.

What did Niji do this time that we're being raided yet again?

>>59582285
It looks like she isn't wearing any bottoms here.

>>59582226
>>59582258
>>59582320
Irystokeks don't look...

>>59582432
kys ESLtard

>>59582433
Watamelons.

>>59582459
>korosan
>consistent collabs with an EN
anon.....

>>59582486
OOOF

>>59582473
Nothing, just eggyboi seething that the people he hates (the EN fanbases that made fun of him and his whore mother) are happy

>>59582285
sexy sheep

>>59582381
irys covers have more views than Kiara kek and Kiara had the advantage with collab covers RUMAO

>>59582501
skill issue

>>59582432
superior in what way? she beats most of EN in raw vocal talent but she lacks soul and is bottom tier. If I wanted to listen to a vocaloid I'd listen to miku who has more soul somehow

>>59581340
I bought snacks to go along with it this morning

>bae vs kiara > irys

it's all tiresome

>>59581340
yeah I'll try to stay awake until 6am...

>>59582459
You need at least 1 member pushing the group to management, For Umisea it was Marine and for Holotori it was Kiara. That's what its all about, and why only fraction of these ideas happen.

>>59582486
edited RUMAO,

>>59582486
how will they recover from this?

Elamelons

>>59582015

>>59582601
Big.

>>59582605
kek

>>59581340
>all these replies
Wtf, is it a samefag or do KFP genuinely not like Bae?

>>59582559
fuck off australian aborigin

>>59582537
>comparing a shill cover to an actual cover
man you irystokeks stoop low

Don't you guys ever get tired on shitting on the same four people every day?

>>59581943
And to think if Cloud saves worked she would have been done months ago.

>>59582537
>IRyS does a meme song
>barely over a million
grim

When are we getting new holo vs holo bait posts? Kiara vs Bae is already stale

Watame is, objectively speaking, the cutest member of Hololive.

Why does Watame make those noises?

>>59582395
Anon I don't know what to tell you but a "teaser" that releases like 2 or 3 hours before the entire album releases on every music service is not a good benchmark

>>59582618
anon, if there were many people that liked Bae, she wouldn't be the failure of EN.

>>59582627
>Guys plural

>>59582627
Nerissa if you wanted shit in your mouth too you could've asked nicely

>>59582618
I replied.
I'm not a KFP. I just don't care about Bae outside of Council collabs.

>>59582656
are the xxx on her jacket for towas first ever sololive break your xxx

>>59582648
It's true.
>>59582655
To entertain me.

Back in my day it was always about Kiara vs Ina because of their closer streaming times during these hours.....

>>59582559
lets start real schizohours

>>59582618
Does anyone like Bae?

>>59582639
oh no nno no no kfpiss

>>59582627
>plural
He's been doing it for three years, dude
If it were the 1970's we'd put an icepick through his eye socket and be done with ti

>>59582648

>>59581340
I havent watched any of the council 3Ds and i'm certainly not gonna start with bae lmao

>>59582639
It's not fair to compare Kiara's 5th original to a cover

>>59582537
>kek
>RUMAO
You think this makes you look edgy and cool, but it only makes you look like some 13 year old faggot trying to impress his friends.

>>59582537
Kiara's got like 8 covers with over a million views, is that the best IRyS can do?

>>59582635
Hey, Cloud saved Gaia just fine in the end.

>>59582601
wow i instinctively started shaking my head like i was motorboating them
clearly i do need to gsh

>>59582665
still a failure, my oshi mori can easily get 100k on the first day for her preview album unlike kiara

>>59582704
>irystokeks have to edit their oshi's views to try and win an argument
FUCKING GRIM

>>59582704
>IRyStocrats have to edit it
pathetic, half of Kiara's shit does better then this

>he's breaking out the KFP vs deadbeats
He's fucking scrambling

>>59582574
For umisea it was actually cover because it’s corpo goyslop, not grassroots at all like holotori

>>59582221
Femtakos never shower or shave so they're super hairy and stinky.

Why don't you numberfags ever pull up actual stream data from places like Spotify instead of just YT?

man KFP sure is seething again. I guess their discord got pinged that's why the defense force is here to save the day

>>59582715
same

>>59582704
This is just sad

>>59582618
>you have to be KFP to not give a shit about Council

>>59582627
Who are the 4? Kiara, Bae, Mori, Fauna?

Wish there was a report option for "Pretending to be 30 different people in a thread".

I'm sure you anons here are more successful then Kiara, Irys, and Bae right? There's no way they're a bigger failure at life then them