/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

squeeb

>>59534978
Just in time thread.

squib

Getting ready for my sunshine's first ASMR in a while!

Ceres Fauna, my beloved.

I missed you /uuu/

>>59539287
Same. Have to hang out with the IRyStocrats cheating on my oshi because I'm homeless. All of hololive and vshojo and even literal who indies get to have a general to post about and lewd their oshi, but saplings are kicked out into the streets the moment the show is over. We're bums. Everyone feels like a stranger too since you don't hang out much so you don't really feel like a 'sapling' in terms of comradery the same way GuyRySes seem to have each others' backs.

Like I feel more comfortable among GuyRySes than fellow saplings since I'm not sure how to act around them since I barely ever interact with them anyway, even more so because I'm a vodChad that doesn't keep track of the girls' schedules so I'm always like two weeks behind the current stream. It's only if I happen to come across one of her livestreams do I also get to hang out in these threads.

I understand it's to control the schizo population, but that feels a bit silly considering the entire rest of the board seems to get along fine even with their resident schizos. It never gets so bad that you can't ignore it unless there was a particularly big yab that happened, and that's more on the chuba than us. Like what makes us so much more special than everyone else. I feel like my only claim to being a 'sapling' is my love of Fauna.

GuyRyS gets to have their silly little Cheebs and Gosling shenanigans 24/7 but we're not even allowed to miss Fauna or squeeb.

>>59541040
I want a 24/7 general too, but last 3 or 4 threads were almost continuous

>>59541421
Fauna has such wonderful premiums.

>>59541040
Heh.

>>59541421
I think we're lucky Fauna streams so much. So it's not actually too bad. But can you imagine if she started streaming as little as Gura and IRyS(nowadays) and we still had the same rule of no threads unless during a stream? /uuu/ wouldn't exist anymore lol.

>>59541684
...

>>59541747
nta anon but i would drop fauna if she pulled a gura without a very good reason

>>59541684
Why are you always right moomposter? Of course it's the numberfag jakartan doing the rounds
>>/vt/image//K++Mdy1A6EII2nu9mVquQ

>>59541832
Only the truly autistic person would essaypost about how he wishes he could turn a basketweaving thread into a discord server. There's no other guess

>>59541832
? NTA but that's just a gosling pic. Not even 1/5th of the posts are from #

>>59541947
ignore that schizo. He posts the mumei pic and samefags a bunch of times to pat himself on the back. He also bots the poals every time we have a discussion about permanent /uuu/

someone make a poal of pro-squeeb vs no-squeeb

>>59541832
Was obvious desu. It's always the same redditspacing blogposting faggot that stands out. Mass samefagging incoming. Reminder anyone talking about the thread instead of fauna is offtopic.

>>59541684
Extremely funny that they would even say they hang in hirys when it historically has the longest history of permanent schizos and even schizos that copy older schizos

>>59542465
Just like what you are doing right now?

>>59542080
kek you actually are the schizo. smugmoom wasn't even here for the last 'debate' you mentally ill freak. fuck off back to you containment thread babski

Don't need to turn the threads into a discord, but it would be nice if we could post a lewd or funny Fauna pic we found online without having to wait for a stream to do it in. Posting it in /hlg/ feels weird especially if there's another holo streaming and you feel like you're intruding/shitposting/being rude.

And sometimes you just miss Fauna so it's nice to be able to join a discussion about her with some saplings. We don't need to get all lame like discord, but I don't get why we treat it only schizos want that when the entire rest of 4channel basically can have their own permanent boards to discuss whatever they want without any silly made up rules. It's almost as if we're the schizos who think everyone else is the schizo except us.

>>59542660
retard, don't think I recognize you? You were the threadschizo crying about jannies when they let new /uuu/ threads live. You're fooling no one faggot. Use Airplane mode and post again, I know you will.

To the anon who was going to kill themselves, make an extra loop in that noose of yours, I'm going with you.
https://twitter.com/ceresfauna/status/1707951295712362603

>>59542080
>samefags a bunch of times to pat himself on the back
like clockwork

>>59542853
what's wrong with making a squeeb thread/mommy thread/sapling thread outside of thread hours?

>>59542853
Holy Reddit spacing jakartan ESL
You really need to suck start a shotgun faunaschizo

https://twitter.com/ceresfauna/status/1707951295712362603?s=19
go to bed now~

>>59543062
They can't handle the fact that literally no one except them wants it. Those threads die incredibly fast when they're made because one person can't sustain a thread

>>59535040
RIP OUT EVERY SINGLE ON OF YOUR BONES ONE BY ONE THROUGH SLITS IN YOUR SKIN

>>59543129
we all know this. even the jakartan can't keep a thread up for long. I
oh well, we can all leave now and watch this dynamic discussion continue kek

I will now commit sodoku
first anon to reply to this with trips gets to decide how I do it

>>59542957
>>59543112
Fauna I don't care if it's scuffed please stop being such a perfectionist it's probably not even anything noticeable anyways I want to listen to your whispers again I miss them....

Where did all these grasshoppers come from?

>>59543342
Smother yourself with fauna's thighs until asphyxiated

>>59543313
He's gotta be so mad he tried his big plan tonight just to be left utterly cucked when fauna cancelled

>>59543342
You're going to commit sudoku by living an incredibly long and fulfilling life that would make Fauna proud. It'll be agonizing the whole way out

>>59543422
upstairs neighbors having loud sex

>>59543342
party night with me (pro-anti-squeeb)

>>59543453
Only one. Strong smell of pagpag should give it away
Goodnight /uuu/!

>>59543716
Wait

What do you all think it happened this time?
I will blame her stupid neighbors doing a party or some shit

>>59543882
Most likely thing is neighbor noise. I mean it's Friday of all things

Now I understand why it's a bad idea to have extra threads. It's just way more pleasant when Fauna is actually streaming and everyone is being nice to each other. Why can't we be more chill like our oshi

Fauna should buy a house

>>59542957
>>59543112
>>59543342
goddamnit this was the first live asmr I would have been able to catch in ages

The only reason I would want a permanent thread is so I can give fauna lewds consistently any time I have them so I can give them to the people who want them the most instead of dumping them in global. Well, not like I'm consistent with the mega anyways kek. So I guess it doesn't matter. I'm more than happy just to wait for a stream to post them.

Why did Fauna make this thread, then cancel her stream?

>>59541684
>>59541832
>>59541899
>>59542465
>>59542541
>>59542660
>>59543716
>>59544017
How mentally ill do you have to be, to samefag and complain about one post?

Did she terminate the frame? Does this mean the SC data will be lost??????

>>59544541
Not only is the data lost, the money is gone. It doesn't get refunded and it doesn't go to Fauna

>>59544416
thanks milktruckling. I'm happy to wait. the irony of this faggot trying this shit tonight with no stream is it's just reinforced why we've done this for two years.
haven't seen an own goal of this magnitude since switch sports

Lesser streamers get generals.
I don't see why this can't be permanent. Usually when this is gone there's some Fauna shitter threads up so I'd rather have this.

Advent collab on sunday for now
>>59544451
last minute girls night
>>59544407
i can't watch late ASMR either but on a weekend you can make an exception, but that's also why she does them on Wednesdays or Thursdays because there is less chance of bear noise

>>59544677
Post there instead then.
Oh wait, you already do.

>>59544484
Sorry, I shouldn't have asked in the first place. Only one of those posts are mine, but it's apparent you guys have discussed this before and it didn't go very well. Again, sorry. I'll just wait until an active Fauna stream to post my lewd Faunas.

>>59544541
hololyzer

>>59544868
Only one post was each of ours anon. Don't bite on grasshoppers.

>>59544640
kek

>>59544677
same feelings desu

>>59544816
I'm pretty sick of those. Half of them are anti threads. And all this Jakarta schizo shit. I don't even know if that guy's real or it's all some fuckin 4d ironic schizo shit.
I don't wanna sign up for discord with those fags, reddit sucks would rather have a real fauna place here. Most people don't intentionally shit up generals I don't

Nerissa had to end her stream due to bad weather. just saying

>>59545133
Nerissa is midwestern, Fauna is west coastian

>>59544868
People are still on edge from the general getting co-opted by a rogue janny earlier in the year who enforced a strict perma-/uuu/ policy. it was a rough time, but that's why you now see so much backlash from people trying to push that.

10K DOOORYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>59544868
Why are you pretending to be me?

>>59543342
die of old age

>>59545117
>I don't even know if that guy's real or it's all some fuckin 4d ironic schizo shit
unironically it's the same schizo with Mumei pic. He bumps all the bait threads from page 10.

>>59545117
Just use them. /uuu/ isn't changing. If enough people want to talk about fauna, and schizos aren't a problem, you agree it's the same experience right? So use those threads. Simple.

>>59545224
>rogue janny
meds
>enforced
How do you even enforce that?

Did she cancel todays asmr? Cant see ishedule anywhere now!

>>59545651
Heh. You've tried this before. I always make sure I don't bump. Nice try though. Glad you outed yourself though, isn't it nicer to admit it?

>>59545775
Yes.
https://twitter.com/ceresfauna/status/1707951295712362603
>>59545785
You can leave now.

>>59545852
Give me an out of 10 how mad you are impotently samefagging while the thread laughs at you? I want to know your true feelings without this veneer of falseflagging.

I hope Fauna does more aggressive/chaotic asmr at some point. Think I've just listened to too much asmr over the years, so that the slower-paced, more quiet ones don't really have much effect on me anymore. I prefer the fast tapping, snappy/rubbing fingers, and rapid mouth/tongue-clicking sounds going back and forth between the left and right speakers. I don't have ADHD, but ADHD asmr really is cutting-edge stuff when it comes to tingles.

>>59545133
what does rissa have to do with anything

>>59545987
the absolute irony

>>59545997
zoomer-chama...

>>59545987
Stop engaging grasshoppers moomposter, you've already done the damage. Let the thread die

I hope Fauna does ASMR where she beats the shit out of us with a frying pan.

Damn I was really looking forward to this one
I miss this kirin in my ear

I don't think she had done ASMR with her new computer yet, has she? Probably just figuring that out.

she could have easily gotten gold tonight baka

The stream started 4 minutes ago, what are you talking about?

>>59545997
Here are some examples if anyone is interested:
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u88FVz1W7HQ
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3RyfCTEyLd0
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdGxUCQgzDg
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukxlK5J6W3o
I know it doesn't really fit her softer, composed image, and might be too loud or aggressive for some listeners, but it would be nice if maybe we got even the snappy fingers or the clicky tongue sounds. I like how she already does the left to right stuff which is nice for stereo/headphones, so we're already good there.

>>59546122
No, it's probably more accurate to say that I've outgrown normal asmr due to my experience. I'm a veteran asmr enjoyer.

>>59546836
I dunno if I'd say that's veteran experience, I'd say that's desensitized experience. A veteran of something should still be able to find joy in the simple things

>>59546520
>Kon-Faunaaaa~! Welcome, Welcome!
>I'm Ceres Fauna from Hololive Indonesia! Selamat malam!~

>>59545651
Thanks

My sunshine had to cancel her first ASMR stream. It's disappointing and I know she's frustrated because she knows that not only the saplings missed her ASMR, but she too wanted to do it, but it seems like it just wasn't in the cards this time. But it's okay! Whenever this happen she always does her best to make up for it. I want to hug my sunshine to assure her that I'll be there waiting for her!

>>59547449
I'm gonna uuu

>>59545675
I could start baking them if I wanted it that much.
I just don't get why so many are against it.

>>59547449
whenever i see big tits like this i never get aroused, my overwhelming thought is “god her poor back”

>>59547626
*had to cancel her first ASMR stream in awhile

Fauna plays chess?

peepopog

>>59547746
Vocal minority. I'd participate in your threads if you bake them, there are many of us.

>>59547791
Well, you are either a woman or gay. Dare I say both?

>>59547746
While I don't feel strongly either way, from what I've seen threads when there's no stream are pretty dead. It ends up being one or two people bumping it from page 10 for hours until it dies.

>>59547746
>I just don't get why so many are against it.
Because off-stream splits are just pure shitposting, schizoposting and taking bait out of pure boredom. There are already someone shitting up catalogue with pseudo-/uuu/s 24/7, go roll in this shit if you want it so much.

>>59547449
I don't know much but I do know my face belongs buried in Fauna's crotch

>>59548361
This but her tits

I only feel frustrated because I know Fauna herself is frustrated at herself but I know she'll be fine

good night /uuu/

>>59547995
well I’m not gay, that’s for true

Tomorrow for sure right...

I have about 30 days left on this god forsaken planet (absolutely no joke), i was hoping to get the thrilling conclusion of Gura but it seems i wont even see her again before i go, let alone know how it ends.

Take care of yourself fellow cumbuds, you stupid schitxo, yesbuds snd antis; you are fighting a pointless fight buds, become friends instead of enemies……

It's over, she'll never do ASMR again.

>>59550426
Your brain tumor is acting up bud, go die in /ggg/

u and g aren't even next to each other on the keyboard how do you mess up the thread

>>59550426
Oops, i thought i posted in ggg, fitting that i messed thidös ladt post up, ph well…

>have to work on Saturday
>but I'm alone so I can use headphones to have Fauna whisper in my ears live
>cancelled

oh well this means that I can finish watching pink fauna minecraft stream

You're not saplings you're just saps.

>>59550426
>>59550561
>2nd post new IP
what even is this

>>59551818
That's the power of mobile posting.

>>59551626
Poor saps.

>>59551626
Damn right
I really like when Fauna calls me that

>>59551524
>work on saturday
You forgot you're also doing the overnight shift.

>>59552344
Nah it's almost 8am in europoorland.

>>59553324
Are these the euro hours I've heard so much about?

https://youtu.be/5AwCqnee9Ek
Watched this again, man she was cute as fuck. I wish she was as comfortable being silly in regular streams too. That or more memgens.

>>59553378
You read too much creepypasta

fauna is cute. no proof necessary

>>59554994
Source: You know it to be true already.

You are all subhuman by association.

>>59557125
delete this

>>59557125
THIS IS FAKE

>>59557125
>>59440485
literally made here, kys, also christine is based

New Fauna voice pack just dropped anons, go check the Hololive store

>>59559841
i don't see it

>>59560418
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololive_endoftheworldvoice?variant=44063235604700

is the voicepack any good, I love Fauna but I hate corporate garbage, she should've been in the ASMR batch

>>59560864
the valentines one was the first merch I ever bought and man it was worth it.

>>59561066
Her double fauna and private teatime ASMR are also really good

Fauna today?

>>59561992
ASMR 2: The Revenge of the Phogs

>>59560864
>I love Fauna but I hate corporate garbage
My guy, she chose to be in this one. It's not some grand conspiracy. Kiara even confirmed it's an open invite thing and she decided she wanted to do it.

Mori sang LMSH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CEMtHmULFcE&t=12487s normal version
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CEMtHmULFcE&t=16580s screamo version
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CEMtHmULFcE&t=16712s goofy version

>>59560864
It's kind of yandere in its presentation.

>>59565018
disgusting, mori shouldn't desecrate other people good music

>>59564719
That makes me kinda sad she didn't want to do the morning ASMR

>>59565018
Cute

>>59565504
She wasn't really home for either of the ASMR ones though.

>>59565903
My bad then, I'm still sad she couldn't participate

>>59565504
which one?

>>59567144
Looking at it again it seems it was only JPs so nevermind I'm really retarded https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololive_asmr_goodmorning

uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

>>59567553
Fauna art gave me too many fetishes

I want Fauna to play Trucksim again but with 3D.

Do you think Fauna will ever do a 360° 3D ASMR video as an one off?

>>59562413
ASMR is risky for weekends. Fucking normie bears love to make noise on the weekend.

>>59569464
what's 360?

>>59570184
it’s what you do before you walk away

>>59570184
something like this
https://youtu.be/_7vOimsaTWI?feature=shared

>>59569087
I want her to do endurance 3D gaming stream instead of typical karaoke for her 800k. Switch Sports, Ring Fit, maybe some rhythm game, and every 100 or 200 new subs spinning a wheel with random activities like "do 20 jumping jacks" "30 seconds crab walk" "mermaid pose". Imagine a tired, sweaty, slowly melting back into a puddle form kirin after several hours of physical activity. We already had a couple karaoke streams recently, something like this instead would be kino.

>>59545997
I never listened to ASMR before meeting Fauna. I decided to get the best pair of headphones I had and try it out
The first time I listened to Fauna’s ASMR it gave me chills like never before. I felt so good. It doesn’t really have that effect that often anymore, but damn was the feeling really amazing. Now I just listen to it when I want to feel calm
Basically, I think regardless of the type of ASMR, the actual ASMR reaction that causes chills wears off over time. Most of the people who listen to ASMR are retards who don’t even listen for that effect and are just fappers who want to cum to mouth sounds. I think that’s why people sometimes call Fauna’s ASMR “bad” because they can’t fap to it like they usually do

>>59571830
people who get off to ASMR are heathens and I’ll die on this hill

>>59573051
I mean there's ASMR explicitly for that but if you're going to Fauna for it you're either turbo cumbrained or just stupid. Fauna's ASMR is probably the most wholesome with like 0 hints of lewdness in them, except the cat one MAYBE

My heart gets off to Fauna's ASMR

>>59573618
I think the Valentines Yandere and the Summer ASMR ASMR comes close to being lewd, not that they really are.

>>59577620
the lewdest one is the one where she says suki suki daisuki and giggles.