/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Hi

>>59387204
Hello

goodnight /hag/

>>59386817
>no /hag/ edition
>baked bread
i don't mind, but who are you?

>>59386817
i'll accept the no edition since i get to look at Toko

>>59389421
An impostor

hag wife (extremely out of your league but she loves you anyway)

I want to go to an onsen with hags
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3sZyKOiGeOY

evening hag reps
Hag Duawg starting Kerbal Space Program
https://www.twitch.tv/mintcastella
MapleWinters Charity Stream
https://www.twitch.tv/maplewinters
HiyorisInn upgrading her Magic cards
https://www.twitch.tv/hiyorisinn
AlphenaVT on Dusk
https://www.twitch.tv/alphenavt
PumpkinSynth (new) playing Quake
https://www.twitch.tv/pumpkinsynth
HexaVT playing Cyberpunk 2077
https://www.twitch.tv/hexavt
Fuwacoco being a Slime Rancher
https://www.twitch.tv/fuwacoco
ColbyKolbee still not able to Escape from Tarkov
https://www.twitch.tv/colbykolbee
Skylarka on Resident Evil
https://www.twitch.tv/skylarka

much bigger find today.....right around my usual evening time....I think we've been compromised from thread spies or this is just prime time....gonna have to check some of these (probably) Nevertheless, happy wansday

>>59392003
forgot to mention Maple is playing Wind Waker

those kraken squid things used to creep me out as a child. They keep getting bigger and bigger and I got spooked finding one at midnight

Oyasumi

oh, fuwawa's by herself today...?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VmLWdSgVlC8
any reason?

>>59398803
She wanted to give solo streaming a try

>>59398803
they said they'd do solo streams since the beginning. gives an opportunity to get to know each one better. + it's probably good for when one of them has irl stuff to take care of

>>59399380
>>59399745
wasn't really there for the debut and I don't keep many tabs on them so this is cool to hear. Good on them for a versatility (I personally like solo streams more and Fuwawa's my favorite)

i don't like how strung I'm getting to fuwawa's soft voice, even through kayfabe/accent

>>59400774
fuwawa's my favorite too and i'm enjoying this a lot but i don't think anything can replace their sibling dynamic. i just wish fuwawa would play more games since it's clear she's better than mococo at some

okay i think i want to nade nade this canine now, am I being converted?

>>59401826
it's already too late, just submit your baulls to her now

Why does this image makes me feel so...

Warm?

>>59402171
im being played but i can't help it with these little old ladies....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8BLmErlkX8s

Granny Ram doing Minecraft again

>>59392003
>>59392137
>EN hags
I can save them.

>>59402501
For me that's nightmare fuel. You're reaction is definitely the more reasonable one, I already know I've got brain problems.

>>59402655
cute ram

>>59403362
>>59402655

my hag is on valorant again......

>>59402501
It's a trick anon...

>>59386817
Toko is cute!

>>59386817
New baker, I see. Dont worry, I once was new too.

T. Part-time baker for /log/

>>59402597
>little

Only Marine is lol. In terms of height that is. All others pretty much outheight her.

>>59417339
Let's be honest here. Is it really difficult to be taller than Marine?

>>59417373
Eh, fair.

Necromancy upon this thread!

What does it look like for a chuuba to metamorphosis into a hag in real time?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BfNdE_--AfE
tanuki hag plays bug game with someone else

>>59384627
>smol
SHORTSTACK

>>59419229
My crack at it: mahou shojo, but into those "old ladies" you see in "manga 2".

>>59422865
Ah yes, Marine Tokoyami. Me and my friend's oshi.

>>59423082
Kimitwappi…

>>59424616
This pic should be spoiler by default.

>>59414588
Why?

>>59425866
If I had to guess, non-hag.

Hagbros, be prepared to bump slightly more than usual, there's a male graduation over at Prism.

>>59426212
Heh, good one.

>>59426212
Flare is a verified hag, that anon was probably joking about the pregnancy test being fake

>>59425866
>>59426212
>>59426336
Flare is a hag but if you look at this guy's work it's something you might not like a lot, despite the speech bubbles for this one being tame

I'm trying to do things but Hags just won't stop having Song streams. I just need more time!

>>59426540
I've checked his other pieces, the ''lore'' behind these is that the Man is impregnating all holos though not all speech bubbles show it

>>59428117
SSRB heal me. They're just so cute.

>>59428250
They heal Button too

Hags are made for comfy clothing

>>59430563
Hags are made for no clothes.

>>59432403
I want Rurudo to draw Ami. Her style would fit her so well

>>59432403
Would it be easier to rip them off if the clothes are made from spider silk?

>>59392003
I'm the one who's been asking suspicious questions and I'm seething that I still haven't made it onto your radar.

>>59433495
time to post a link

>>59433858
Seconding this. We do enough reps over here!

>>59386817
To any new baker. Put the - after /hag/ or it trips people's filters

>>59432809
It'd be harder; spider silk is really strong.

>>59432403
God I wanna swim naked with a hag again
>>59430563
Hags are made for comfy snuggling while putting your head on their tits like a pillow
If they’re flat, ass pillow

>>59435289
Wasn't it stronger than steel?

>>59436313
Not really, a thread made of steel that has the same diameter of a spider's silk can hold less weight before breaking. Steel as a material is obviously stronger than a spider web

Thanks to chuubas, hags included, talking about what bras do they and their friends get, I cant see bras the same anymore at the mall.

>>59437666 (me)
*spider web thread, not spider's silk. I'm a dumbass

>>59433858
>>59433950
inb4 it's a male poster

>>59438486
>male
>hag
this is too retarded, anon what?

>>59438587
There's males using the hag tag on Twitch

>>59438830
yet she expects hag merchant to post her

Lord Almighty help me

There's this hag that attends to the same church that my family goes. She and her husband always end making a group with some other friends talking about anything after church. She's quite entertaining to talk to and has similar tastes in food as I. (We both hate olives, along with a third guy we're always on the opposing minority of food discussions lmao).

Problem is, she has these HUGE titties, unironically MASSIVE HONKONABAHOOKS. They're literally the size of her head. I'm not exaggerating when I say that Lady Dimitrescu looks like a cup or 2 smaller than this lady. She isn't a small lady either, without heel's she's about 175 i'd guess, and with high heels she surpasses me (180).

So imagine the amount of willpower I need to NOT sneak a glance whenever possible, or even maintaining eye contact. (Her face is quite good too). The "don't covet your neoghbor's wife" is really fucking hard if she's got to have those massive pairs. They're literally the biggest pair of boobs I've seen in real life. I've thought of asking her what's her genetical heritage. It must be protected at all costs. She obviously is a latino (since I live in LATAM) but beyond that I don't know

What I find in a way ironic, and in another good, is that she always dresses very modestly. Almost all her clothes have no cleavage, or have turtlenecks (I'm not sure if that's the word but you get the idea). Her skirts always are wideand cover below the knee, sometimes almost touching the ground. I say I find this ironic because in the same congregation you see he most ugly possible goblina with a miniskirt showing her horrendous veiny legs and a cleavage that shows almost to where it starts taking the curve. Or flat chested girls with an equally "revealing" cleavage. I say "revealing" with not a subtle hint of sarcasm, since there's nothing to reveal anyways. On the other hand, this potential Dimitrescu cosplayer with saggers that extend 7 cm in front of her flat belly, makes nuns look like whores.

Anyways rant's over. 180 cm H-cup hags do exist, but sadly they're probably already taken.
Her husband is also a probably 186 and very muscular, so that's what you're up against
Stole picrel from an older hag thread. I forgot her name but she is unironically a pretty accurate approximation to her proportions based on other pics I've seem of her.

>>59439540
Dumbass forgot picrel

>>59439540
When you find the perfect hag body but it's already taken, that's when you have to make friends with her and hope that she has a sister or a cousin similar to her

>>59439540
Ay dios mio, sounds like a looker. You wrote a lot of probablys in there. Do you know if she’s married or are you just assuming?

Hag cosplay

>>59441099
They should really stop using filters, I follow this fat koro cosplayer but every picture of her is ruinned by an alien looking filter

>>59440724
She's definitely married. I met the guy and he presented her to me as his wife, which, yeah. Makes this entire post a sin lmao

>>59441436
You mean the eyes? That's not a filter, that's a type of makeup they use to make them bigger.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4NaI6OMm840
Cutest sneeze around

>>59439540
Listen to >>59439655. Find out if she has any sisters who are single.

>>59439540
Have sort of the same problem too
I click well with my cousin’s 42 year old F cup hagwife but I’m as old as their first kid and it still feels wrong to even talk a lot with her at family gatherings especially when she tells me I’ll find a nice girl eventually

>>59443043
Forgot to mention his hagwife is Mexican btw

Bird hag cosplay

>>59443043
Yeah, it's obviously out of my reach since I hate cuckoldry too. But damn. Just imagine

>>59443715
Not old enough.

>>59443715
This one is Lui approved

>>59442818
Look how the lips deforms and I can recognize that chin reducing filter from miles

BodegaRrat and HexaVT live
https://www.twitch.tv/bodega_rrat
https://www.twitch.tv/hexavt

small hag digest
Foobs, Pol, and Flare doing a mc collab
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jo7k0daOs8I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BrSWXlqoZKU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=szVCsGFMcDA
Mr. Koro on Mother 3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sRyXgNKQ3lc
Koyo doing a morning stream later
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXqeW3WzlRw
Fuwamoco back on Ocarina of Time later
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ZkimQgNygI

>>59443735
Same
When she hugs me goodbye it’s so hard not to get a chub
Her voice is basically Toko with a Spanish accent

>>59443043
>same age as their kid
zoomer anon....?

im thinkin hags might've stopped me from enacting my vaporization order upon my (cake) oshi graduating. They've been moderately entertaining enough, preserve hope in women (vtubing and in general), and make for background noise during my work. Don't have much less to do on free time yet, so I think I'll keep my twitter and twitch account around for a bit longer. May hag love drive me onto better heights

>>59447005
>zoomer anon
Ojisan anon?
Nta

>>59447005
24, she had her first kid at 18 right after she got married

>>59450941
All up inside Botan
https://files.catbox.moe/fyitv9.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/d2az4w.jpg

>>59451430
>https://files.catbox.moe/d2az4w.jpg
>wrong hole
gay, the first post is kinda funny though. Anon needed a proper motivational example

>>59451430
ANAL? get this shit out of here impregnation only!
https://files.catbox.moe/lklo2i.png

>>59451666
Anal is after she gets pregnant
>Get her toys to get her used to it before you breed her, maybe lick her butt or some fingers
>her sex cravings kick in after she gets pregnant, begs you to fuck her
>tell her the only way you’ll do it if it’s in her ass, before long she begs you to destroy her butthole
>she keeps in a butt plug or anal beads in it all day, only taking it out to shit or take your dick
>doctor tells her that in order to rest her pussy after birth she should abstain from vaginal sex to heal the trauma
>she’s so used to anal now she barely gets off to it anymore, once she’s cleared to do it in her pussy she cums so hard she passes out from it being “forbidden” for so long
>she gets pregnant again and the cycle continues

>>59452243
this is ok.

Botan is the same age as my mother or even older and that makes me uncredible horny for her

>>59452243
>>59452539
>

>>59452243
>>59452539
Based, have some Polbeads
https://files.catbox.moe/imdmod.jpeg

Help, my wife told me she wanted to show me something but now she's doing this to her friend?

>>59453226
uhhh source for this?

>>59454004
https://twitter.com/porunium/status/1707481536642314377

>>59430563
shiina outed herself as year of the pig last stream, she lost her hag card

>>59462114
damn

>>59465217
or she could be 40, which puts her at primordial hag tier

>>59465217
this shiina is a hag though if it makes you feel better

>>59465217
In fairness, she was doing that bit before hag became mainstream. Also, in her culture hagdom comes earlier

>>59467413
she has a hag soul and that's good enough for me

Would you?

>>59469263 (me)

Fuck, I forgot the image

>>59469506
I would

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVSeohvkwUo
tanuki hag playing Dave the Diver

Bump!

casual hags

Way to close

sorry bros, couldn't bump bc I was out doing normalfag shit (socializing)

>>59484804
Good! Keep at it!

>>59484917
I'll consider it, most of the better people I know are in my computer screen (you fucks included), but they'll do until I can escape this shit state and actually start living a life

>>59485129
(You) want a hagwife? They're not gonna fly in from the window one day!

>>59485280
these people IRL won't get me closer to a hagwife though......I haven't even met a hag lover like myself IRL yet....

>>59486401
>won't get me closer to a hagwife
Oh but they will. The more people you know the better. And one day maybe one of them is gonna introduce you to some more. It's a snowball effect and still a very good way to find hags, since mostly zoomers use dating apps. Or maybe it's just me being a country folk where word of mouth is everything

>>59486612
>Or maybe it's just me being a country folk where word of mouth is everything
it is exactly this. I live in modern day sodom of the US bro, God himself would have to intervene for me to have hope finding one here through natural means

>>59486664
Are you the Cali bro? Doesn't it make it weird that having more people around you makes it more difficult to find someone? Either way I'm still rooting for you!

>>59441774
As much as me having intrusive thoughts on my cousin...

>>59486869
>spoiler
yes...hopefully one of the only ones

>>59487876
I think there's a couple. Everyone wants to leave though

>>59488861
nta, it's weird hearing about people wanting to leave but I might just be in a nice area

hag bread? more like breed hag. LMAO

>>59490147
Breeding hags isn't a joke. They might die

>>59490222
Hag stamina is a real thing. But I'll make sure none of them do

Where do I find art of hags that look like they are about to rape me and what tags

luv me hags
simple as

>>59489858
I'm not familiar enough with the States to make anything other than educated guesses based on what I've heard from people. I assume big cities are shit pretty much everywhere but I also despise them for being too crowded and chaotic so take that for what is worth

Hags are handful sometimes...

>>59452568
...was your mother teenpreg, or are you unironically not old enough to post on this board, or is Botan REALLY fucking old?

>>59494901(me)
Actually, after thinking this through, it isn't actually all that weird if you're on the younger side and she had you while she were young.
If your mom had you when you were 22, and you are now 18, then your mom would be 40 years old.

>>59493144
Cities are where everything good about humanity goes to die

>>59495698
Bucolichads stay winning then!

A couple vocal hag lovers found me tonight and it was so much fun. If it was anon, thank you for being cool.

>>59496010
I browse the hag tag if that's what you're referring to

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9A0orQKqTBU
tanuki hag singing!

>>59496500
Yes, that's the one.

>>59498877
Well then I'm glad I found you.

>>59499934
Collar instantly makes this erotic.

https://twitter.com/account37641088/status/1707747347973988358
This and Sora nearly killed me.

>>59500954
Out of breath hags are very erotic

Comparing who gives the better hag footjob

AZKi...

>>59494901
She had me when she was 19-20. I'm 22

>>59496010
At lest give us a hint of your model. I'm not here to play girls games

This is the guy who draws the best and biggest tits, you know what to do
https://twitter.com/dismassd/status/1707756288778580118?t=Z4voL2WaBpWvgESv_iZjZQ&s=19

>>59500355
It's part of their design

>>59503856
There's no point in these polls, people are gonna end up going for En most of the time

Man I love FuwaMoco

>>59504990
we did an amazing comeback in last poll though. The hag option was 4th and ended winning

>>59504984
I know, guard hounds and all...but still, cant help my neurons...

fat hags cosplayers.

>>59508827
Is there a koyo cosplayer like this?

>>59509153

>>59509153

>>59509320
POV : You've just got kidnapped by the local crime group and are about get raped all night

>>59509153

>>59509320
lui!
feetbro's worst nightmare
>>59509381
Yes this!

>>59509558
Lui

>>59509320
sauce of the aumputee koyo?

>>59509437
>>59509727
cmon guys.. I said a cosplayer like
>fat hags cosplayers.
these probably aren't even hags

>>59509727
Lui gets so few cosplayers... It's not fair!

I want hag cosplayer hags...

>>59509907

I've never seen a hag pol cosplayer..

>>59510250
Unf

>>59509320
>Double amputee
Damn... it's nice seeing she enjoys cosplaying.
I bet she can do an accurate Katawa Shoujo cosplay too kek

>>59509320
Those Kuroe shoes are bit too big for the coser.

Amputees indeed are an enigma to me, I always wonder how did it get to that point. I occasionally see one who runs the nearby pharmacy.(Koyo-related because chemistry!)

>>59513233
>Amputees indeed are an enigma to me, I always wonder how did it get to that point.
A lot of them just are born with a deformity or they get an infection

>>59509558
There's plenty of other feet out there

>>59515434
Dear Lord...

>>59513233
>>59514721
That Koyori cosplayer got hit by a car.

>>59516432
Do you have her @ ?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8eYgTaOhEDc

>>59517115
Hags are getting cucked by cosplays
https://files.catbox.moe/3dfzib.jpg

>>59516775
Ask and you shall receive: @_takara222

>>59517483
I don't think I'd be able to resist going for Marine's fat ass instead. Just thinking about making it ripple and jiggle gets me hard as a rock.

God I love Pochi

>>59520132
has her new doujin been scanlated yet i really wanna look at it for totally pure reasons

https://www.twitch.tv/kotomisnacks
southerner hag's trying her hand at some karaoke tonight

hag birthdays are rough for them they cant handle getting much older

Why is this becoming a thing?
https://files.catbox.moe/hxlkir.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/yxa0vv.png

>>59521907
people are just having some fun. i dont like how it looks but I get the lust

>>59521907
If this was fur rather than body hair I wouldn't have an issue.

>>59521907
I think it's a case of >how far can I go with this
It'd be better if they go for a werewolf kind of aesthetic like >>59522149

I don't know if I like it but I certainly don't dislike it

>>59522352

Koyote cosplay

Is it still a cosplay if they're not wearing any clothes?

>>59526818
Did they start off with clothes and take them off or straight nude from the start? I'd say yes for the former but the latter is in a gray area.
Also, damn you for confirming that this foot fetish thing isn't just for 2d girls.

She actually looks pretty cute

Lots of Botan today.

>>59528460
As it should be

>>59528460
>>59528688
Botan is too sexy

Why is she like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9-ednEheGo

>>59516432
Mega ouch.

Marrying your hagGF, build a family and happily grow old with her

Is this the life the average haggot aspires to? how outrageous!

I was watching Hologra and this frame made me feel funny

Goodnight /hag/

>>59546725
And GN to you.

T. Seahaggot

before I go to sleep I'll give your thread a loving bump. just in case

>>59540007
she needs her temperature taken the old fashion way

>>59543877
The best outcome

Added yet another hag in my mod. 2 even.

Stamina doog and sexy elf auntie

the only woman i will learn japanese for

its crazy how shes been 26 for 5 years

>>59560162
Currently writing about a romance of (you) and a lawyer-friendly version of Sora named Soura.

>>59561121
Why is she a lawyer?

>>59561162
Kek. Why, to protect me from legal shite.

In all seriousness tho, no. I mean that I renamed her to avoid legal reprecussions, since I intend this novel of mine for profit.

/ourguy/ is losing

been gone for a couple of days. how have the hags been? how has the thread been?
Friend new outfit revealing rn
https://youtu.be/wxRHpb4twGg

>>59563370
My hag has been well despite taking a few days off this week. Your Friend appeared on my Sheepwife's show earlier today.
https://youtu.be/LLTJ2CiiSSM

>>59563636
i'm glad the girls are uploading more content like this. i've always enjoyed legend of pol now if they could all have subs

Is Fubuki just wearing an oversized shirt under that new coat?

absolute sex

>>59564272
>panties
Has she learned nothing from Mio?

>>59555049
Nah bro. I would fall asleep listening to her asmr instead

cute hags

And in the realm of intrusive thoughts being posted. Mio and Fubuki going out with a black and white 'bikini' respectively. The top's painted on and the bottom well they've got bushes thick enough and wide enough to be a 'furkini' with a painted on strap. I blame Darkstalkers and other media which uses convenient strips of fur to keep kemonomimi characters who would else be naked as being decent with this convenient censorship
Lunatic Difficulty: They're pregnant. Can't get too turned on or the milk will leak and the paint will run

>>59561817
You can profit from written works as far as I know, hundreds of hololive doujinshi and artwork get sold with no problem, they just have this no profit rules with games now. though it might be different for gaijins, You can always check the fanworl guidelines

I like these threads. hags are comforting

ange's new outfit makes her look older then normal

>>59568643
nice buns

>>59568643
mature lady

Mio unghhhh

>>59570825
cute and lore accurate

thinking about sheep milk

Pop quiz: how many hags are in this image?

>>59574122
4, too easy

>>59567593
Better be safe than sorry. You never can tell with both the Japanese and this platform I am on.

kino incoming
https://youtu.be/Za9BWNQaJYI
also Happy Birthday to the strongest dog in the world. i would've never fallen down the hole if it wasn't for her and migo

>>59574122
Purple tentacles wrote this post

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Aiur7PfGxw
Oh no, you've made her angry!

>>59580008
Food solves any issue!

>>59561817
That might not even protect if cover cared enough to purse legal action.

>>59581021
That's why the lawyer-friendly renames.

>>59572050
You need to shag the sheep first

>>59581139
Depending on where you live that won't protect you. You can't write a book with Harry Potter in it and call him Parry Hotter.

>>59583833
Leave it to me.

>>59583833
You can have the sheep produce milk without shagging, just a few supplements can induce milk
Those same supplements can keep her lactating even after the milk should’ve dried up from having kids

>>59587295
>progesterone and oestradiol-17beta
I don't think it would healthy for her to be on these long term and they're bound to mess with her oestrus cycle.

>>59572050
Sheep

>>59589459
god this image makes me diamonds

>>59591997
Kurvy Koyote.

>>59590075
If you’re in the US there’s several companies who ship raw sheep milk for you to buy
ywn run a dairy with Watame’s milk

>>59592091
Koyothicc

>>59592091
Big hips for breeding by me and a big chest for feeding the kids and also me

>>59592109
>sharing her milk with anyone but your children
No.

>>59592109
Gotta stimulate her first

birthday girl thread next please