/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love my little sister very much !

>>56132497

I love Tenma. I want to marry Tenma. I will marry Tenma. I want to spend time with Tenma. I want to hug and kiss her. I want to greet her from her work. I want to make delicious food for her. I want to listen to her explaining some game I never played. I want to listen to her rambling about how she hates her work. I want to make her a good cup of good coffee. I want to hug her while she rambles and drinks coffee. After she's done rambling and drinking coffee, I would want to kiss her. And then we can do whatever she would want to do. I would do all that because I want to make her happy. Because I want to make her comfortable. Because I want to be the husband she loves.

Because I love Tenma.

wdsmbt?

I love Panko.
I will always love Panko.
Not a day goes by where I don't think about how much I love Panko.

NO PIPPANTS
NO PIPPANTIES

uruka more like urunerd

catch

>>56132671

>>56132671

seems some faggot took my little metal box too
currently hunting him down

>>56132671

I’ll post this until they’re friends again

>>56132770

>>56129944
well jonged

>>56132578

>>56132827
GG jongers.

>>56132803
Sometimes the outline is there, other times it crops right, the file is cursed.

L-lumi status?

>>56132827
I didn't get stomped this time :)

>>56132578
It means she wants all humans that are not equal to the average of her own species to be systematically slaughtered. I think it’s noble.

Pipkiss

>>56132773
Can you fuck off this joke became a genuine problem today

>>56132944

>>56132878
just make sure the first frame of the gif is the size of the whole canvas

>>56132899
Don't worry.

>>56132911
I did :(
almost negative points in a south game... I need to make a new account, the shame is too great

>>56133002
What happened?

>>56133118
This happened
>>56113139
>>56113991

Pippa love~!

Hope you feel better dorkkin.

>>56132591
why the fuck would you calculate this?

>>56133262
Didn’t know that. Did anyone figure out for certain who sent it? Is Lisa okay?

>>56133268
Jonging is a trauma response that's why the Phases except the happy ones fell for it so hard.

OK guys. I've been coming to the general every day for the past 15 weeks so that basically makes me an oldfag. I deserve a ritualpost but I don't know what to spam the thread with. Spoonfeed me ideas that would annoy you the most.

>>56133283
It's a silly statistic to have. Have you never done anything because it would be "mildly interesting" to do and nothing else?

>>56133411
I jong.

jong is a dogshit game and it's all rng when I lose.

>>56133387
we can't know for sure, let's just hope the right people got the notice

>>56133471
Just get better rng.

I just finished the tutorial. You jonged me /pcg/.

>>56133002
Get over yourself

shut up nigger
stupid fucking degree
nigger neighbour

>>56133642
Your English is coming along great Nasa.

>>56133675
just about all you need to post here really

gg on the jong

>>56133567
Looking at her Twitter she seems to be doing okay now. I just hope her and Pippa are doing okay together.

>>56133758
Well jonged.
#76303 3/4

>>56131968
>>56133758
GG

>>56133642
ahh they grow up so fast...

>>56133775
great to hear, horrible that such thing would happen to such a sweetheart as Lisa

>>56132671

>East friendlies

>>56133861

>>56133642
We should take bets on who's next in line to do something like this

>>56133979
it's not the same without the music...

>>56133867
feel free to make a south lobby unless you meant on Shiina's stream, in which case I think it's to cycle through more viewers

Whenever I jong I get like 2 tiles away from what I need and I never get those tiles.

>>56134082
Yeah.

Pippa you DUMBY! You probably are freaking out about some stupid menhera shit or insecurity. JUST STOP BEING RETARDED. You are funny and beautiful and interesting and KIND and have the voice of an angel. YOURE NOT ALLOWED TO DENY IT. STUPID PIPPA WUB!!!!

>>56134082
are you making it blatantly obvious the hand you're going for?

>>56134103
I hate it. How do I get more luck?

>>56134082
you need to strategize in order to optimize your probability aka eliminate 1s and 9s mostly because there is no 10 or 0 tile

itty bitty titty

>>56134005
either jelly or erina, the more clueless the more likely

>>56133262
Streamers shouldn't bring personal problems on stream. It ruins the stream, encourages schizios and gives antis a opening to attack you.

>>56134148
>JUST STOP BEING RETARDED
Don't listen to this man.

>>56134178
Sacrifice a child.

>>56134028
catbox isn't work properly for me for some reason...

Oh, hai Pippa

>>56134178
get shapes with better tile acceptance

>>56133867
They're fast and if I lose I can cope because it was mostly luck anyway.

>>56134225
>isn't

>>56133675
I love her. Why did she leave us.

>>56134178
Help an old lady across the street. Read Riichi Book 1.

>>56134242
You’re fucking retarded if you think Pippa is actually /here/. Did it not occur to you she could lie about being here? Get real.

>>56134225
Restart yer router

>>56134178
Play 3p east

>>56134290
>isn't working
c'mon pankophile.

>>56134356
I will kiss you Pippa

>>56134178
slap the chinpo buttons and go for tanyao pinfu every hand.
Also bm your oshi if she's getting too cocky.

>>56134356
Lisa I know you are having a melty right now, but stop shitting up the thread

>>56134356
>he doesnt know

>>56134356
She has read things from the thread on stream. Did it occur to you she could tell the truth about being here? Get real.

>>56134356

>>56134441
This is no place for catholic zoomer indie girls.

Damn girl is your titty a penis because I wanna suck it

>>56134290
He spelled that right and you ignored him saying work and not working, I have reason to believe you're not a real pankophile

>>56134529
thanks

>>56134529
Yes. You can suck my dick.

>>56134225
it's working for me

>>56134474
She could have read something sleepy showed you. I get you want here to lurk and post /here/, but I’m telling you it’s a longshot. At most, she’s probably read a couple threads at most.

>>56134225
Same thing is happening to me, but it worked after I used a VPN

I want to hug the Pippa.

>>56134833
>showed her
>her to be
God I’m drunk

>>56134897
me too

>>56134897
she will kick and squirm

>>56134833
Ahh yes Sleepy showed her the moment it popped up on thread and she read it almost instantly. Very cool.

>>56134970
Good.

>>56134833
Why are you like this Pippa.

Hime is CRINGE.

I want to fuck Pippa Lisa sleepy and chromu at the same time

>>56135127
You're being greedy anon.

what is the best twitch adblock nowadays?

>>56135186
youtube

>>56135186
Best adblock for me is AFKing in streams so I snipe gifted subs and then I think I don't get ads. Everything else stops working the week after I get it working.

>>56135186
Literally never gotten a single ad with ublock on firefox

>>56135186
a bullet to the head

Well jonged

>>56135292
that's even better, because the advertiser will pay for an impression that will never get seen.

>>56133800
gg, gotta go now

>>56134851
oh yeah that works too, really weird but nbd i guess

>>56135178
GREED GOOD!

>>56134897
I want to marry Tenma.

Any jonging going on?

Majsoul Friends Room 55229(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=55229

Some more jonging

Was I close to something great? This was my 5th game ever btw.

nini /pcg/. I love Airi, but Jerry and Wemi are really cute so I wanna wake up earlier more often

>>56135741
Goodnight.

>>56135741
Sleep well, lil pon.

I think Lisa Is a wonderful kind loving person and a good friend, I think she is cute and sweet. She is also a talented musician. I would also like to have sex with her.

>>56135722
Yes.

Guys guys guys!! Chinchilla sausage party with the cutest wizard Hanamori Natsumi starts very soon
https://www.youtube.com/live/J6LhS_5c0zs

Has anyone asked what Shiina's 'jongsona is?

>>56135741
Goodnight Airihead

>>56135814
jesus pippa just vc her already, she misses you.

>>56135814
WHAT DA HEEEELLLL

>>56135741
nini airihead!

>>56135766
>>56135768
>>56135874
>>56135939

It's Chinchilla Time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6LhS_5c0zs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6LhS_5c0zs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6LhS_5c0zs

What is the origin of the Peebas, and why are they so god-damned cute
>Verification not required

>>56134445
>she's here right now

>>56135829
Pain

>>56123338
Didn't think I would see my graphics card mentioned here. Nice to know it was money well spent.

>>56136016
Does she ever wear any outfits other than the kigu anymore?

love you pips, you should reach more to you friends.
gn

Lumi Song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DgGRE9hEv1A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DgGRE9hEv1A

>>56136054
A West or North would put in in tenpai waiting for the other. You also have no need to declare riichi if you do get into that situation btw. There's some reasons to do so, but it's just a psychological play against players who are good.

>>56134897
Yes

>>56136077
She only has that and the witch outfit, which she only wears once every few weeks, or when its fits the theme like with Hogwarts Legacy

>>56134974
Okay I’ll admit it… I’m Pippa’s top agent, and I’m trying to convince you she isn’t here for the sake of the Phase Connect brand… I’m not very good at it…

>>56135898
Leesa pictures make me happy.

>>56136077
Oh it's you. The concernfag.

Twitter is weird and addicting. I'm glad Pippa doesn't tweet all day. Good for you Pippa :)

>>56136519
>he unironically tweets
Grim

>>56136556
Yes because I get to interact with Pippa personally.

>>56136425
not him but thanks for playing

>>56136580
>he thinks interactions on Twitter are just like in real life
Grim

Man I need to do music practice earlier in the day, feels bad to play at 11pm

>>56136556
xeets*

>>56136727
No, but its the best I'm going to get.

>>56136602

chat giving the worst fucking advice jesus

I can't sleep.
Or even be tired.

No Ioriposter gf...
pain...

>>56135613
Just in the context of Mahjong

Goodnight /pcg/, I love Panko

>>56136863
gn pankoposter

>>56136863

>>56136863
nini glasses panko

>>56135845
YAY!!
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1692053366340159.webm

>>56136863
sleep well, lil pank

>>56136863
GOOOOOOOODNIGHT

>>56136863
Goodnight Pankophile

>>56136868
>>56136874
>>56136909
>>56136947
>>56136953
>>56136989
Oyasumi

new mech soon. I'll try not to get too much cum on the body pillow

>>56136918
That's some good squibbin'

Imagine pippa wearing nothing dragging herself across your chest while on her period and leaving a blood snail trail. The thought of it alone gets me ecstatic.

>>56135947
who the fuck says nini like that

>>56137143
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMkY1v1HMao

>>56137176
Thank you anon

>>56137166
my cute pon wife!

>>56137176
she sounds different as ember, but I cant describe how

>>56137143
nah

>We spent so much money on your schooling
>We never should have made you play the violin
>How are you doing so poorly
>Why can't you be like your brother
>Do you know how much we're spending on your apartment
>You should have married Ling Ling when you had the chance
>We have to lie about what you're doing to our friends so we won't get embarrassed
>How are you going to take care of us like this
>You know this only lasts a few years anyway
>What is your plan when this doesn't work out
>Ling Ling's wife went to Waterloo
>I'm happy your grandparents aren't here to see this
>How could you forget your language

>>56137097

>>56137094
late nini pankophile!

>>56137176
i search her channel and found out this was Ember, i didn't recognize her...

i want to change Wemi's diapers

>>56137443
they just dont make em like they used to

>>56134529
are there any clips of when her eyes go like this?

>>56137291
Probably mic quality, and she's pitching her voice up to match the model.

>>56137440
I don't like this scenario.
And potential reality.

>>56137291
She speaks softer, with a breathier timbre and modulates the ups and downs much slower.
I think it's both deliberate choice and because the head tilt is very pronounced and thus a signature way of emphasizing what she says.

>>56137440
I hope they're unaware of the fact that Uruka's known for vomiting on stream, a spit bottle, and being a coomer.

>>56137166
Just want you to know that everytime someone says nini in this thread now, I'm going to read it in my head like that.

>>56137440
>Anon is a good husband
>You should give us lots of grandcubs

>>56137440
The sad girls are the best and simultaneously the worst part about phase.

Well jonged

GG jongers. No Yaku. No Yaku. No Yaku.

>>56137440
>How could you forget your language
that one would be a solid improvement

>>56137440
>Waterloo
This is oddly specific.

>>56137644
Yeah, I was wondering how you were planning to win that last hand

Raising my jonger for Shiina.

>>56137665
I'm a stemfag. It's known as the "Stanford of Canada"

>>56137671
There was no plan. I had to pee so I just said fuck it and set it in the auto discard and went.

That's it. I'm marrying both the ponsex wolf and the seiso bear. Later virgins.

>>56137699
NTA but I thought you meant Waterloo in Belgium.

>>56137699
NTA but what does STEM have to do with knowing that tidbit

>>56136032
Pretty sure this guy https://twitter.com/killer4t just posted them as OC for the general and a lot of people liked them so he kept making more

Goodnight /pcg/

>>56137463
hes gonna have nightmares, spoilerbuttbito

>>56135702
nice jong

>>56137773
nini Da Michi poster

>>56137773
Oyasumi.

>>56137773

>>56137771
It's known for its engineering and cs programs. Uruka was an engineering major.

>>56137773
Goodnight, anon

>>56137773
i had to pee first, so you get nini

>>56137773
nini michiposter!
>>56137775
__:(__

>>56137725
That's pretty based. Next time you just need to will a rinshan/haitei into reality. Do not believe in no yaku and the jong gods will reward you.

Bros… it’s over…

>>56137833
SCORPION

>>56137773
GOOOOODNIGHT

>>56136977

>>56137771
It's known more as the MIT of the North. Its biggest programs are in STEM, particularly engineering, math and comp sci.

>>56137846
ashes to ashes, dust to dust

>>56136977
.

>>56137846
Well at least she went out like she wanted, crushed under cute stuff.

>>56137773
Goodnight Michiposter

>>56137789
>>56137803
>>56137808
>>56137814
>>56137817
>>56137833
>>56137849
>>56137906

>>56113139
>>56113991
As promised,

Lisa being emotional over pippa and lisa
https://files.catbox.moe/dyk4bg.mp4

Lisa talking about the schizo
https://files.catbox.moe/s57kii.mp4

>>56137879
But do they accept white Anglo-Saxon or Germanic people?

>>56137772
Honestly I feel like the raw amount of OC and lore surrounding both the thread and the company in general is far more indicative of its increasing relevance far moreso than numbers.
You can go to other threads and after half an hour know most of what there is to know and see.
PC actually has a tonne of background to it.

>>56137990
You're not moving there so why do you care.

>>56137934
i need to kill that fuckhead.

>>56137934
It's on site for that motherfucker. Level 4 plates ain't gonna save their ass.

wakanai

>>56137725
So that's what they mean with flow huh...

I thought MJS working with Phase was kind of silly as Phase doesn't really have that big of a fanbase (a lot of the girls share a considerable amount of fans). But as so many girls are playing/training for it, a lot of people are actually going through the initial hurdle that usually filters people from even learning the game. And now I am seeing a lot of vtubers play and talk about the game (even outside of common Phase Friends). The streams are all holding decent viewer counts and in general I'd almost say jong is a buff game.

Would actually be interested to see their metrics for Western players over time. I think it's having far more effect than I would have assumed.

>>56137934
Another dollar into the Tenma Was Right jar.

>>56137934
I hope the chinks blow henri's shitty little island out of the water

I want to hear Wemi singing Creep

>>56137934
Some faggot made Lisa cry... Lisa of all people... Goddamned I'm mad...

>>56137934
My lawyer advised me to say I definitely hope NO ONE gets information on this guy. He also advised me that I say I hope NO ONE does anything to hurt this scumfuck. He also advised me to say he thinks these kind of people like this ARE human, and it is WRONG to wish vengeance of any kind. He told me to say I agree with his words.

I wonder if it's Henri or the tripfag that always shits up the thread? Remember they sent Aoi some fucked up maros.
https://twitter.com/Amoi_moi_moi/status/1674307404161503232

>>56138197

>>56138138
That Henri's a faggot? Congratulations, pippa was the first to learn that

>>56138244
Did anyone even regularly call it "jong" before this thread? I wouldn't be surprised if it was common and would come about independently anyway.

>>56136977
I like that.

>>56138114
Jong sidesteps an entire scoreboard of issues other collab/playing with viewers games have while also allowing them to tap a fresh vein of genuine weebs that previously just tolerated vtubers. I could see this become sort of a permanent backup game like that one drawing and guessing one or Jackbox after the initial popularity receded a little.

shiiner...

>>56137772
>>56136032
it's unironically good design. it might look very simple, but it's simplicity is what makes it great and recognizable. I hope he makes more honestly, even of just other chuubas.Also things with big heads and softer features are cute because it reminds us of babies, which we instinctively wanna protect at a primal level

>>56138348
What about her?

>>56138344
Yeah, it's an excellent viewer participation game (tile watching is a bit of a problem, but plenty of people seem to either not cheat or just intentionally deal into the streamer). Even if just playing ranked, it's a pretty decent zatsu type game, or even just a game that allows for decent "backseating" in that the vtuber can talk with the viewers about the strategy and/or call them out for being retarded. And it's always funny when they get one guy'd and deal into someone.

>>56138384
Mahjong is sending another poor soul to the depths of hell, and depriving it of all sanity.

>last round
>have S and Wh triplets
>get second last tile I need
>discard the only tile I dont need
>RON
>go from 2nd to last
>back to 0 points
Fuck mahjong, what a total fucking shit fest

>>56138114
>Mahjong Soul has 7 million Japanese players
>Phase JP gets added to the gacha
>JP players lose their shit and spend millions rolling for them
>Iori is top dog again just like the good old days
>Pippa starts containment breaking way harder because there's fewer eyes on her
I want to believe

>>56138383
>we instinctively wanna protect
do we

>>56138452
>JP players rolling for what, to them, are literally whos

How do I stop chasing 13 orphans?

>>56138443
Get better luck.

>>56138114
dedicated mahjong streamers (both flesh and vtubers) are pretty big on the JP side of things
it's a game that lends itself well to both chat interaction or being background noise
after a certain level of competency, playing jong is about keeping your cool and having a good mental game in the face of inevitable bullshit
playing "perfectly" yet still getting fucked over by the game leads to great reactions too

>>56138485
Limit yourself to not go for it unless the game prompts you to draw the round.

>>56138478
if you're not brown, yes.

>>56138485
Why would you want to stop?

>>56138481
Yeah, it'll be like salami's debut

>>56138485
Pretend it's your Saki power and never stop going for it. Don't forget to make up a sob story for why 13 orphans is so important for you, and find a cool BGM to play any time you're jonging.

>>56138485
turn yourself in to the feds

>>56138443
>he didn't do his luck reps
Ronya!

>>56138443

>>56138511
Last time I turned that down I went for nagashi mangan instead coz I thought it would be funny and someone fucking completed their hand with two tiles left. Still mad.

>>56138494
>new round
>I riichi
>only need green dragon, 3 left
>go a dozen grounds, nothing so far
>tiles almost gone
>auto discard
>RON
>he had two green dragons
FUCK OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFFFFFF

Okay I giggled

>>56138289
Yeah and she still dragged her feet getting rid of him

>>56138614
>another round
>riichi early
>need 2 or 5 bamboo, 5 left
>pile goes from 40 to 10
>retard gets tsumo
What the fuck is wrong with this game?

>>56138740
He would have schizod out either wait. He should have never been unbanned from his first ban, which was put up to a vote, which he won and was unbanned

>>56138820
Get better flow

>>56138828
I mean, can you blame chat, that fucking novel he wrote for that unban stream was a fucking adventure.

>>56138478
from a biological function, yeah, but there are exceptions! like how some animals wouldn't hesitate to use their own young as bait to get away from predators.

>>56138569

>>56138872
The song was hilarious.

MAHJONG IS SO SHIT WHAT THE FUCK

>>56137934
I've said it before, but Anti behavior is honestly the most stupidest and baffling thing ever. All that time wasted for nothing more than to make someone suffer because of made up reasons in your head.
I've never really caught much of her, but she seems like a genuine sweetheart. poor sheep.

jong has ruined my sleep schedule, it's 9:30 am and i have to wake up in 5 hours to watch Jelly...

>>56139066
Miserable people who want others to be miserable as well. That's all it is.

YOU ALL SMELL LIKE FARTS

>double riichi
>...
>...
>...
>get ronned in the third to last tile
what do you call this phenomenon

I like like Pippa

>>56139107
Dont make me sick the schizo on you again Lisa

>>56139107
ganbatte sheep. you have people that love you!

>>56139132
Not funny.

>>56139107
Lisa would never say that!

>>56139047
Yes. Be glad you realized it before wasting your life on it. In the East it's a game played by old geezers to drink, gamble, and turn off their brain. Phase is evil for introducing it to this audience.
JONG HATE

>>56138887
>>56138872
>>56138828
Wait fuck I just got it.
Pippa isn't (just) relatable because she's like many audience members individually.
She's relatable because she's like the audience as a whole.
She's as stupid and impulsive as 3000 constantly reflexively sperging out at 500% volume.
It's not that she doesn't have an internal monologue it's that it's white noise from the perpetual screeching.

>>56139221
literally me fr fr

Do you fags actually like jong? Fucking really?

>>56139359
Yes.

>>56139359
Where have you been, friend?

>>56139359
You think I like jong? Just because I play it for hours doesn't mean I like it.

i tooted and it smelled kinda funny, like seething femanon.

>>56139359
>like
Thats a strong word.

Goodnight, I will go dream about Pippa

you can't just call every hand below a mangan poverty shiina!
that last hand pulled me from 4th to 2nd...

>>56139108
Lack of mahjong power

>>56139399
>>56139400
>>56139415
Why?

>>56139359
I have a gambling addiction

>>56139483
Goodnight.

>>56139107

>>56139483
nini capipi!

>>56139483
Goodnight Capipi

>>56139359
its all talents and staff shilling it, dont fall for it

>>56139359
I like card games. It's fun.

>>56139528
also have you cleaned your room yet?

>>OP
ISOLATION

>>56139566
slightly

whoever said be luckier it didn't work, I kept playing while tilted until I ran out of copper for gold and then went to silver and ran out of copper for that too

spoiler

>>56139498
>>56139528
>>56139541

dishwashing stream when?

>>56139221
True, not gonna argue with that

Good night /pcg/ I go embrace sweet sweet schizodom. I will be dreaming about femanon and Pippa.
https://files.catbox.moe/j8hd56.webm

What's the room code I need an ego boost

>>56139494
I'm retarded
>>56139612
You don't get luckier while tilted anon, that never works. Take a mental break.

>>56139592
I will romance her.

>>56139638
Goodnight.

>>56139638
Goodnight other Capipi

>>56139648
73592
she says this is last game but she might keep going

>>56137934
what the fuck

>>56139612
I'm extremely lucky and I still lose.

I feel like I'd like Jelly's content because she plays all these turbo autistic games like factorio and zachtronics stuff, but her streams are too early in the morning for me to catch them live.

Anyone else watch streams with their pets?

>>56139748
>6 AM is early
ngmi

>>56139638
nini capipi!

>>56139748
wake up at 4

Bros I just want to be together with Ioriposter...

>>56139748
There are vods you can watch

>>56139752
My dog fucking hates Pippa.

>I did not win this riichi
This game is fucking RIGGED

>>56139359
I just enjoy playing games with pippa.

>>56137934
HOW COULD ANYONE ANTI LISA

>>56139834
the nyaggers were colluding

>>56137934
He'll keep doing it as long as they keep giving him attention like this.

>>56139834
jong giveth
jong taketh

>>56139827
Animals can sense evil anon, your dogs trying to warn you

Why the FUCK did she do it?

>>56139834
>ruining your flow by picking hag
This is on you desu.

>>56135741
>Jerry
I hope you have nightmares! Mwahaha

>Get absolutely destroyed in mahjong all night
>check X before bed
>she liked
Feeling good bros. Ni ni

>>56138244
>Phase is small but it, especially Pippa, is really popular among other vtubers
I've noticed that EVERY time Pippa raids a random 2 view, they know who she is, without fail

>>56140001
Goodnight Liker

i wonder if ioriposter (plural) likes all the attention she gets or she would much rather we shut up about it

>>56139977
Did what?

>>56138244
>for some reason
I can tell you exactly why. Pippa is genuinely kind.

>>56139977
snapped after someone asked yet again about Canada

>>56140001
nini liker!

>>56138291
the first mention of 'jong on /vt/ was in the /nasfaq/ thread

>>56140001
Goodnight.

>>56140044
>(plural)
I'm pretty sure everyone has just been talking about the one who was tricked by her sister, not the manko one.

>>56140001
nini licker

https://puzzle.aggie.io/t_kGnt