/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

what the fuck, anon? why'd you let it die so quickly?

>>51834122
I woke up to the thread getting pruned, it's 6am for me right about now. The Eastern burgers and Euros need to do better

jesus christ that was fast

>>51834122
>>51834718
too many events happening in le western vTubing (again). Catalog is bloated to hell

Apologies hagbros, normally I help keep the thread alive overnight. My sleep schedule has become irregular lately

>>51833899
>thread died as a fetus
>no thread # in the OP
This girl is cursed. Shut it down

H-Hi...

>>51835459
Hi there!

>>51835361
gomen, as you can tell, I am clearly not the usual baker, I just thought up a witty title because I felt bad for the Ange anon

>>51836270
No problem hagbro. Something to remember for next time. Everyone gets their chance to bake

Sora has some pretty decent knockers

>>51835459
heya

>>51834122
I went asleep while the other thread was still live, I didn't bump this one because I'm trying to not use social media in my Phone

>>51833899
Thread #228
Previous: >>51687170

As we all know, performing abstinence for an adequate period of time makes your sperm healthier and overall better in terms of quality.
This gives us two options:
1. You resist having sex with a hag for a week. (The most exhausting and intense night of your life will be waiting for you at the end of the week + The chances of impregnating your hag and giving her a strong and healthy kid will become higher)
2. Intense baby-making sessions everyday (If you do it enough times, there bound to be some results, right?)
So, anon, what will (You) choose?
As for me I don't think I have the willpower

was she a hag?

>>51841124
I'd be pumping in and out of her before she could finish giving me those options

>>51841124
Hags cannot afford for us to wait and spend a week of abstinence. Just follow her cycle with her and be sure to love her everyday. This is the way

>>51841188
Yes, now she is kill.

>>51841124
I don't care about kids, I just want to find a mature woman who loves me. The world is beyond fucked to bring more suffering onto it and I'm not a Saudi prince to make sure that I'll give them the life they deserve.
I can always adopt a toddler anyway.

Recently turned into hag, just this june.

>>51841717
If you don't care about kids you wouldn't even adopt one though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0YRA5vMkBE
Also new(ish) Lui kino

>>51833899
>>51834122
I find Ange to have absolutely zero sex appeal... While also simultaneously having 1000% sex appeal, what is her secret?

WTF Frontpage got hacked....

>>51842888
HUH?! I don't see anything

>>51843060
I figured it out >>51825254's thread has some stupid shit going on but the Jannies/mods ain't doing their fucking job again.

>>51843213
Oh well, when do they ever do it...

>>51842577
Pregnancy is not something women enjoy. It's 9 months of pain. You can outright skip it and help someone who really needs help.

>>51844259
>It's 9 months of pain
Any woman that had kids will tell you that the payoff is well over worth it. Every. Single. One.
I get the sentiment but if you say that you won't be able to provide for the life they deserve just don't. It's difficult enough when at least they're your own bloodline so it'll end in disaster if you adopt

>>51844259
And yet they want another one soon after the first one

>>51844259
>pregnancy is not something women enjoy
>world population is already past 8 billion
I'm not sure I believe (You), anon

>>51841124
1 but my hag has to force herself on me and get me in the mood because I just don't have the energy, motivation to fuck her brains out.
And I'm not saying this because I don't think she's ugly or anything, I truly do have no motivation and I even rarely wank despite getting horny and expelling precum.

>>51845158
Oh, sure, it's not like women were treated like shit and mere breeding stock for most of humankind's history.

>>51846076
And thus we shall treat these beautiful hags with nothing but love and respect. Cheers!

>>51846526
That's the only option they deserve

>>51846076
American education on display right here

>>51847906
I love my kerberos wife, Inui Toko. I will get her pregnant at least five times and raise a happy family with her.

https://twitter.com/kobokanaeru/status/1671465838887723010
>fucking クソガキ got groomed by both Polka and Senchou on the same day
WTF?! How is she so lucky?!

>>51850462

>>51835010
God I wish she'd step on me

>>51850737

>>51850737
>>51851067
A little help here guys?

>>51851437
How the fuck did she manage to do it?

>>51847996
Please explain what methods you'd use in vivid detail

>>51853278
>methods
You know. When a man and a woman love eachother very much... They bud together and 9 months later the stork comes by and leaves babies at the door

>>51853417
You sick fuck I approve

>>51853278
You know they say a picture is worth a thousand words, so
https://files.catbox.moe/7pt5zb.jpeg
https://files.catbox.moe/o6js7y.jpeg
https://files.catbox.moe/cdfqq4.png
https://files.catbox.moe/00tbay.png
https://files.catbox.moe/g5shqr.png

>>51853590
I missed the most erotic part: handholding. Lots of handholding and cuddles afterwards

>>51853718
You've gone too far this time you degenerate. You should take a page out of this anon's book >>51853699 like a normal person.

>>51854146
Well, those are incredibly hot options too. I especially like https://files.catbox.moe/g5shqr.png..
There's something about filming yourself that is very erotic, especially if you manage to record the time it actually worked

Bros, I’m having a shit day and there’s no end in sight. Please post your favorite hags. Heavy saggers, wide hips, lolibabas, I’ll take anything. I just need to feel anything besides this pounding headache

>>51854300

>>51854300
Let's drink to that, Joshu!

>>51854300

>>51854300

>>51842888
Anon...

Her time comes soon...

>>51854300

>>51854300
My favorite kind of hag is fat with a thick bush and big saggers. (I can't post evidence, you'll have to take my word for it.)

>>51854300

>>51854300
You can't tell me Marine's fat butt doesn't bring a smile to your face

Looks like Reine's daki is up for grabs again

>>51856195
>doesn't bring a smile to your face
Oh it brings something alright...

>>51856555
god thank you pochi-san

>>51853699
>I can barely get horny to any non-hags anymore
>Specific details showing impregnation in art get me off at an alarming degree
>I've almost completely stopped watching yurishit out of taste for knocking up an older woman in passion
Man I'm fucked

Thanks for the hags bros. Won’t be able to fix the source of the problems yet but the hags help to keep me pushing. Cheers

>>51857252
No, you just awoken. Godspeed hagbro!

https://www.twitch.tv/kotomisnacks
southerner hag goat's gonna be working on her OL outfit after watching the nintendo direct

>>51857892
Twitch is dying. Tell her to move over

>>51857252
Yurishit is fine if you imagine them having a threesome with you later
Don’t trust any woman under 30

>>51857383
Koyori’s round peachy hagbutt gives me life

https://files.catbox.moe/2hy7sl.png

>>51857971
funny you mention that, she used to multistream to youtube too a while back
she might go back but i don't think she'd move to kick, that shit sounds like a huge scam

>>51859317
damn, friend sure knows how to play that harmonica

https://twitter.com/takanelui/status/1671619768523329536
>not there
Why live?

Where would you take your hagshi on a date?

>>51862015
burger king

>>51862015
Costco

>>51862015
camping

>>51862015
Bridal store then baby store.

>>51862015
I'll take Senchou to Twin Peaks

>>51862015
Picnic at the park

>>51862015
We would watch superhero cartoons at my house

>>51862015
Wherever she'd want to go
Shopping at music/antiques/niche shit/her favorite stores
Her or my favorite restaurant
A scenic park/nature
Other than that, I'm not much for outdoors, would probably settle for home cooking, tea, music, reading and games (Vidya and board/card variety) (do those count as dates?)

>>51870466 (me)
Oh shit, also would go shooting at a range. I'd probably have to look in my journal for a bucket list if I want any ideas that *aren't* so generic

>>51875387
got a channel for this hag? I've seen her posted a lot but i don't think i've ever actually checked her out

>>51875650
https://www.youtube.com/@AngeKatrina

>>51875387
>>51876170
I will try to watch ur hag
>deep voice
I am attracted

fresh off the presses
love it when this almost middle-aged woman draws herself

>>51854300
another one for you, anon.

>>51835459

Hello there

>>51877074
Is this the spider hag? Pretty cute drawing.

>>51877655
itsy bitsy retro-gaming sex voice spidermom hag amiya aranha. she's been drawing herself a lot lately.

>>51842340
It’s July anon, two weeks from Sunday.

How long has your hag been making content?

bump

>>51893897
It doesn't get any bigger. I'm sorry.

>>51880629
What's going on with Kaela?

Is Button the alpha hag?

Scuff hag today

Hagtimus Prime

Holosummer is coming soon
That means hags in skimpy bikinis

>>51877424
artist?

baby bump

Whoa, Risu is old and wrinkled now

>>51903394
Totally me on the right.

>>51899480
It's 40 degrees Celsius outside and I can't even go take a bath at sea. I don't need a reminder. But I will appreciate it

>>51906542
That just means more tanned hags where you are

Big hags

>>51907995
How big?

>>51909792
big enough to suffocate me

I want nothing more than to be in an adult nursing relationship with a hag

>>51907848
They are pretty tanned all year round here. Unfortunately I can't bask in their glory since I work the most during summer

Holy fucking shit. I want to bang Ookami Mio so goddamn bad. I can't stand it anymore. Any time I watch a stream or listen to her asmr, I get a massive erection. I've seen literally every R-18 post there is of her on Pixiv. My dreams are nothing but constant fucking sex with Mio. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of Mio’s tight hairy wolf pussy. I want her to get bred so much she’s pregnant with a football team size litter, and lactate enough milk to have my breakfast coffee and cereal.

Mio seems to really enjoy these silly mistery games. I love it!

>>51912309
>all of my dreams are having sex with mio
well then you're better off then the rest of us

Remember, do not think of your hagshi as your wife, think of her as the ideal girl to set goals to
Try to find a woman like her and you’ll be happy
Whatever you do marry a woman that you also can call your best friend, so many divorces fail to realize that

>>51912519
nope

Dissapointed, my Mio sweater doesn’t smell like hag
>ywn experience a “game worn” hag hoodie

>>51912707
>get hag gf
>nudge her to borrow it while sleeping over
>never wash it afterwards
Easy

>>51912707
You have to send her an akasupa and tell her you are going to send the sweater back for her to wear for it to obtain the desired hag musk

>>51914000
asking her which detergent she uses would probably yield better results

Do you hagbros have some guilty pleasures or you only watch hags? I sometimes tune in the orca's streams and I kind like her

>>51914215
I don't consider it a guilty pleasure. I enjoy both hags and non-hags. My favorite non-hags is Nui Sociere.

>>51914215
hagbros don’t watch streams… i watch anyone who interests me no matter what age

>>51914215
There's someone I regularly watch who isn't a hag and would never be welcomed here

>>51915084
>hagbros don’t watch streams
I'm a hagbro and I watch streams...

>>51915452
same here, dunno what he means

>>51915452
kek i realized the redundancy of my statement as soon as I sent it since i’m one myself. guess it should be “don’t discuss streams”. at least here. btw, how much did lui scream during her stream? i was watching koro

ugh i love azkis voice so much

>>51914215
My eyes and lust are rated E for Everyone.

My daioshi isnt a hag and she's the catalog's main villain.

>>51915268
Whomst.

>>51914215
Besides my oshi being a cake still, I've got a couple zoomers I tune into from time to time for background noise. (I confessed to watching the rrat about 2 weeks ago and also have an indie I'm legitimately friends with off stream) . Other than that, my watch list is completely hags now, I'm simply too tired and occupied to watch anyone else like I used to
>>51915084
>>51915678
Not sure how much you're expecting from EOPs kek, most of us have JP reps to do or simply talk about the streams in other threads

>>51915811
Her 800k stream was a blessing. To this day I almost cry every time I listen to inochi

>>51916087
I know. It’s just annoying having to go to global for any kind of stream discussion

>>51915268
>>51916078
NTA but same.
Hint: Is not my friend.

>>51916292
That, dead splits or /jp/. Like I said before though, be the change you want to see. At least we've upgraded to posting links as of late

>>51915678
>how much did lui scream during her stream?
I don't think I get the reference. If you're talking about the chilla one she's yet to play the damn game. If you're referring to some others let me know... She screams a lot

>>51916406
>spoiler
I don't think she would be so hated as you think. There're way waaaaaay worst offenders

>>51912519
>Remember, do not think of your hagshi as your wife
That's hard when they sell merch where they act like your wife

My zone is still blocked from posting images so here's a link instead
https://vxtwitter.com/The_Only_Shoe/status/1671880723207421955

>>51916551
>きみたぴ

>>51833899
Just passing by, glad to see some Ange love. She's wonderful. I hope to be able to understand all of her Zatsu content one day. She's the only reason I keep on keeping on.

>>51916406
Nature woman?

Powder blue dragon?

yeah I'm thinkin.. hag feet

>>51916417
i stopped posting the daily streams since no one seemed interested. but you’re right, i’ll keep at it
>>51916423
thought that was today. lucky, maybe now i’ll get to catch it live

>>51916668
Please post more

>>51916551
nice argie? I know a couple areas got hit with a rangebans recently

>>51916551
I'd say get fucked but considering you're here, you're part of the 10% who actually don't deserve it
>>51916674
I actually appreciated those links, helps me find people when I wake up during PST hours

>>51916674
>lucky
Idk, chilla's games are a cancer that needs to be eradicated. They're not scary and most of the chuubas, unless they're serious scaredy cats have to fake reactions. Lui went through the best arc she ever had with the horror week, survived stuff that would make chilla shit his diaper and now she has to step back

>>51916646
Good luck with your reps brother! Ange is pretty damn funny. Hope she finds someone to cure her loneliness

>>51916078
Ronomiya

>>51916660
Former.

>>51916948
I agree they’re shit but I honestly thought this one was a little better. Mechanically at least, all the others are a buggy mess

>>51916938
>you're part of the 10% who actually don't deserve it
Probably, I also believe it's more than 10%. I wish I had the image but Hiromoot have been applying a series of IP-range bans to promote the 4chan Gold Pass. I already experiences something similar in mi city 2 years ago, the ban went away after 2 months iirc. Jews gonna jews I guess. I only post Mios

>>51899501
https://twitter.com/sioseta/status/1659504414703644674?s=20

>>51916983
Don't know why but this gives me ShishiFubu vibes...
>>51917074
>this one was a little better.
I hope you're right. I'm probably still gonna watch since she's back from break and wanna support her but goddamn!
At least we get fun stories and behind the scenes first. Not to mention more DQ!

>>51917142
>2 months
holy shit that’s cruel but i get why they do it. can’t permaban since ban evading is so common. hope it doesn’t last that long

>>51917322
Yeah, it's pretty shit.
Also makes posting about the /vt/ League team and Cytube harder but I'll keep posting hags even if I have to use catbox!

>>51914215
My oshi is a cake, I also watch Noraneko cause her autismo is fun

>>51916646
If you want Kansai dialect reps Toko is good too

>>51917579
NTA but can you sell me on Toko? I only know about her music career

>>51916971
Thank you.
>Hope she finds someone to cure her loneliness
I hope so as well.

>>51917579
I'm also a fan of Toko. Love when these two collab as well. I'm constantly rewatching my favorite streams of their collaborations.

>>51917243
god bless you
>>51917286
emphasis on the little btw dq bores me to death
>>51917386
>spoiler
they really hit one of the best anons. best of luck

>>51917667
>Comfy as fuck
>Speaks in Kansai dialect (“Honma” instead of “Honto?”)
>Basically sounds like a mature Okayu pre-voice change
>Has an adorable laugh
>addicted to freetalking on Powerwash Simulator
>literal cerebrus hellhound
https://youtube.com/shorts/7ozIrzWdiH4

>>51918337
God I wish she did asmr
That little laugh at the end made me diamonds

>>51918153
>spoiler
DQ is basically a zatsudan. Later games are a lot of fun, mostly because of the enemy design. Good thing Lui is pretty good at zatsudan

>>51918444
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4ihvS7IZ0c

>Mio's been live for hours
>No one said anything
why have you forsaken me bros
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uC5nS_d02CM

>>51919886
turn hag alerts on man

>>51857252
>>Specific details showing impregnation in art get me off at an alarming degree
If you don't get hard from this you shouldn't be here. That's bare minimum

>>51920102
they all start when I'm asleep.....most of the time I can be lucky to catch the last hour or so but that's killing myself to wake up early

>>51916742

>>51921902
Flare gets some of the most beautiful art

>tfw no mommy gf to have depression healing sad sex with

>>51927499
This Sora looks kinda strange...

>>51927499
is this some sort of template people have been messing with? I've seen so many hag fusions created from this with my oshi but have no clue where it came from

>>51927853
It's done by one artist, it's fubuki "cosplaying" other holomembers

>>51927909
got a link?

>>51927853
This guy makes lot of them
https://twitter.com/suzu_coconatu/media

>>51927971
thank you, I'd breed all of them

>>51927845
That Sora is a Friend!

Pekopekopeko

>>51931870
>t. rex arms
almost perfect, almost

I hope Varnis draws Nina one day

Don't make it too obvious...
and Varnis only watches Hololive

Mommy
https://files.catbox.moe/xpfp7r.png
https://files.catbox.moe/3feyrs.png
https://files.catbox.moe/wgtnce.png

>>51932730
oh. well that sucks. hopefully that'll change and bro starts branching out because IMAGINE the absolute Kino he could produce.

>>51932987
>Varnis doing Dola or Rion
Imagine the SEXXXX

>>51932984
Fucking hell, she's sex incarnate

>>51932730
too late kek, this is the most images he's posted in a single hour lmao

>>51932984
Mio is too damn sexy

>>51934133

>>51934133
Still my fav song from her (feat. Hag Lover Cake)
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ESM-OniA96w

>>51934294
I love Sparkle
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2l_6oIGTrbg

>>51934294
>>51935952
give me some more mio songs to listen to. I'd ought to expand my hag discography

>>51935952
nothing will ever top Howling for me, but this one is special. one of those “as good as the original if not better” situations
>>51936923
all her orisongs are good. newest one was more pop-y. I’ll link her animal that I somehow enjoy better than the duo with koyori and a karaoke with okayu that I remember being good. I don’t think mio gets enough credit for her singing
https://youtu.be/Wl9EcS5As2w
https://www.youtube.com/live/tQSb_1Tmqy8?feature=share

chu

Attention : All hag should be wearing their leash!

>>51941364
Yessir, I got mine on hers.

I'm going to make Mio feel like a young woman again

>>51941364
I wanna be a hag’s master

>>51942098
>>51944287
leashed hags are so fucking hot

>>51944461
Kemonomimi hags need it to bring out their wild instinct

I love my darrrrrrrrling!

>>51916836
Rangebans are only pushed by entitled Firsties using Thirdies as scapegoat for when they're caught making catalogslop.

foobs has become everyone
https://twitter.com/suzu_coconatu/status/1672077020161888261

>>51947260
A quarter of the world got rangebanned during EN2's debut newfag.

>>51941364
Am I doing it right?

>>51944461
Leashed girls, period.

>>51950145
you showed weakness and now she’s the one in charge. you lost, wan-chan

>>51948512
Is that so?

I'm just tired of people always going and crying out "reeee rangeban SEA".

t. SEA.

>>51950885
This post reeks in more ways than one

>>51951149
Lemme guess, you're one of those I said? Heh.

you have to be 18 in order to post here

https://www.twitch.tv/videos/1845688807?t=00h22m30s
Damn that hip crack tho. This cat is falling apart already.

>>51950885
SEA is the boogeyman, United Statetians use.
I know for a fact that at least half of the shit threads are made by Burgers or Krautz, I remember that time when the Kiara anti (when orange woman bad threads wasn't ironic) got doxxed and it was shown that the threads were made by germans in a discord.
t.South American

>>51952683
I paraphrased this really bad... I should go to sleep. Here have some Koro sex
https://files.catbox.moe/cau5r5.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/qhwciq.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/qhwciq.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/7bawan.jpg

>>51952683
I honestly believe that every board needs flags and thread IDs

>>51952876
posts like the ones above are exactly why. Plus the years of shitposter, doxxers, etc getting away with plaguing the entire board with little to no punishment only to cry wolf and have the wrong people fucked in the ass. The catalog and global threads have been rotten for years and not even generals/splits are safe anymore
https://files.catbox.moe/8edvv3.jpg

>>51952820
Do not cuck the titty kitty, she's one of us.

>>51952876
flags would be a little much but IDs should definitely be on the table, it's far from the first time anons have suggested it

>>51952876
I’ve always been against this, but at this point we need it. Grifters who make content from 4chan drama just invite more dramafags who don’t even care about vtubers and just come to shit up everything. I’m sick of this man

>>51950885
Yes
>I'm just tired of people always going and crying out "reeee rangeban SEA
It would tremendously improve board quality.

>>51954015
Just proves my point and that other anon's.

Anyway, hag.

>>51953156
I don't know whether I should be happy or sad that I live so rent free inside someone's head. On one hand it's funny because whoever made that image was probably seething while they made it and on the other it's sad someone would dedicate so much time to a conspiracy theory that logically doesn't make sense.

>>51844259
Lots of chicks enjoy getting pregnant, some others have very hard pregnancies and stop at one. It's a sliding scale.

You know what's not a sliding scale? Childless spinsters being 100% miserable to a woman.

>>51955622
Birds of prey are my favorite animal. Hawks, eagles and the like.

>>51954290
>Childless spinsters being 100% miserable to a woman.
This is why need to save hags.

>>51955730
What species is Lui even supposed to be? Looking at a Japanese faunal list and extrapolating leads me to believe the most common hawk in Japan is the eastern buzzard, but I don't actually know without having visited.

>>51956251
Dunno man. I just know that she's supposed to be a hawk. And therfore, eligible to be Holotori.

>>51956324
well, whatever she is, I want to have sex and start a family with it

>>51956426
Same, but with the fennec.

>>51956251
She's a member of the I Want To Fuck This Bird species.

>>51958969
A treasured hag.

>>51963366
Woman of my dreams. Literally.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZaVTM0ypO0
Five years of Friend at top of hour. Expect hags

Can’t properly post the hag lineup for tonight since I’m having to do this on my phone but I’ll try, sorry if scuffed
babyhag Luna getting drunk in a mengen right now so she can play night security after foobs live
https://www.youtube.com/live/6ZyIOiRaI3I?feature=share
Watame playing Katamari for the first time
https://www.youtube.com/live/9v1kqGF-rvU?feature=share
Aki also has a frame up but no topic
https://www.youtube.com/live/1-R04YELPxk?feature=share
Lui mengen watch along of Sherlock Holmes: a game of shadows
https://www.youtube.com/live/Q0T2N9Qn3x4?feature=share
And rounding out the night will be the tensai vampire taking on night security
https://www.youtube.com/live/iOIucAcy-Pk?feature=share
Don’t forget to wish fubuki a happy birthday! Have a good one friends

Right off the bat Hags!

Stop teasing older women

>>51966768
lovely, bless you

I have a confession to make.
I really love listening to Ange's voice and I think her grandma wearing clothes and glasses makes me want to gently tease her.

>>51964701
Cheeky Lui needs to take me to her room. STAT!

Bros, thread is taking in water...

EN TWITCH/YOUTUBE TALLY OF THE DAY (06/23)*
>13,290:Ironmouse (Vshojo)
>8,236: Ame (Hololive)
> 7,754:Fauna (Hololive)
>6,566:Vedal (Indie)
>5,411:Kiara (Hololive)

PER COMPANY
>2x Hololive
>3x Nijisanji
>17x Vshojo
>0x Mythic
>0x Indie

EN TWITCH/YOUTUBE TALLY W/ TWITCH DEBUFF [Twitch avg vs YT peak] (06/23)*
>9,883:Ironmouse (Vshojo)
>8,236: Ame (Hololive)
> 7,754:Fauna (Hololive)
>5,891:Vedal (Indie)
>5,411:Kiara (Hololive)


PER COMPANY
>2x Hololive
>3x Nijisanji
>17x Vshojo
>0x Mythic
>0x Indie

>>51973800
numberfag kun, 2 days in a row? get it together

Is this expression cute or cool?

raion sex

>>51974781
Pose says cute, expression says cool