/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

remember to love your Mori

I get its 7pmori time but are we getting a schedule at all ? Chadcast isn't at 7 so hopefully she does one

I FUCKING LOVE KAWAIIOPE MORIRIN AND I WANT TO MARRY THIS DORK, START A FAMILY WITH THIS DORK, AND RAISE A SON WITH THIS DORK, A SON WHO’LL INHERIT OUR RESPECTIVE BEST TRAITS AND ATTRIBUTES BUT IS ALSO JUST AS MUCH OF A DUMB CHUUNI AS HIS BEAUTIFUL DORK OF A MOTHER

Moripipioipipipi

>>49425602
I never forget

>>49425641
No, it's going to be 7pm PST same as it was

Do you think you'll be able to remember mori 50 years from now?

>>49425918
Unless I get dementia or alzheimer's, pretty hard to forget my wife

>>49425853
Huh? Thats what I said I know she's doing 7pm normal now but a schedule for what's she's playing or collabs that's not at that time would be nice to know (aka chadcast)

>>49425918
yea

>>49425554
What would be the embroidered Quote on a Mori trucker hat?

Mori should play Signalis.

Mori should play Pong

Mori should play Stellaris

Mori should play Wild 9

Mori should play Killer 7

Mori should play Red Dead Redemption

>>49427286
This one it seems like an obvious choice for her dunno why it hasn't happened yet

We should be getting a holo yoi soon since she's back which is nice

>>49426298
>>49426544
>>49426777
>>49427193
>>49427246
>>49427286
...

>>49427380
Shit takes long. Also horse posting.

Mori should play one of the Nintendo platformers

Mori should play with my balls while she works my shafts.

Mori should play ______The Game______.

>>49427851
>Shafts

>>49427710
Kiara said that Mori wants to get a skeleton horse in zelda

Mori should squeeb

>>49427710
Horse posting is dead, it's the ultimate sheriff mori game

>>49428066
Kiara was riding a deadbeat on stream

Mori should have nonstop sex with me

>>49427710
Horse shit is dead. It's literally reduced one person on this board doing it now since he uses the same file names.

>>49428185
we're about car sex now

>>49428188
Yeah me

Mori fucks mares with her futa cock

I fucking love horses

>>49428949
At some point in time I wanted to fuck a mare

>>49429059
Anon…

>>49427851
An Echidnabeat...

I'm horny for my Mori

>>49429415
Real?

>>49429504
yes real

>>49427707
Mori should NOT play Sid Meier's Pirates!

>>49425918
No. All shall be as dust in the wind.

>>49429028
Hi Mori.

>>49426298
I agree unironically. Game is short enough to finish in like 2 streams. It's also really good.

>>49430002
one of the best horror games ever made imo. i think mori would bounce off the gameplay pretty hard though even if I think she would vibe with the story well

Why does mori not guh as much as she use to. I miss it

Mori should play GTAV

>>49430079
The rain season is gone so she no longer wears her guh-loshes.

Mori should play GTAIV

>>49430168
Mori should play GTAIII

>>49429059
based

>>49427380
>Why hasn't Mori streamed Red Dead Redemption?
>Why hasn't Marine streamed Sengoku Rance?
>Why hasn't Mumei streamed Hatred and Manhunt 2?
Same answer for all, anon: Perms.

>>49430242
Yes. Mori will play those games when she can wear a perm.

>>49430060
Yeah, I don't think she really enjoys the classic survival horror gameplay, especially since you're limited to 6 slots in Signalis.

>>49430079
She’s forgetting to hydrate

Mori should play with my balls in an aggressive but endearing manner

>>49430440
Big water...

>>49430204
the quintessential horse girl movie

Mori should play Omega Strikers

>>49430731
Go back

I can't wait to spend some time with my reaper wife out on the European road

>>49430808
Has she got her new pc setup

>>49430731
The whiplash between the Trigger trailer and seeing the actual gameplay killed me

>>49431002
I feel the same.The girls are cute at least. Hope they get some decent fanart

>>49430872
She has had it for a while. We just don't know if she has set it up since getting home

>Page 9
Wake up niggas, Morp in a few hours

>watching the Japan 101 VoD
>Mori mentioned the konbini rivalry between the three major chains
>JPbeats start showing up in chat repping Lawson
I wonder if you can correlate someone’s oshi with the konbini they like the most.

>>49432856
Lawson does the most Holo collabsof the three, that's probably a big factor

>>49432856
Lawson was originally an American chain, so perhaps it's fitting that a bunch of JP beats love it. It reminds them of their morpi

>>49433232
I mean, so is 7/11. Famima is the only one that's a Japanese original

>>49433916
Lawson fully moved to Japan though.

>Mori mentioning eating firefly squid and how you are meant to eat it whole
>look them up
>they really are just whole, tiny squids served on sushi rice
With how adventurous Mori is when it comes to food, I kind of want her to go to that one place that just serves live shrimp brushed with the onions sauce mixture in Japan and report back on it. If it’s still open that is, it’s been a while since I’ve seen the video showcasing it.

>>49434154
Would mori eat a living octopus, like in oldboy?

>>49434426
Mori’s tried Shirako before, I wont rule anything out until she’s said otherwise.

>>49434426
Live tentacles diddling your tummy from the inside...

>>49434796
And then they come out of the other side.

>>49434645
Yeah, I think she is the type for trying anything once.

Let's have a timeloop
We know sister reap is always nice to her and trying to protect her, but how strong do you actually think her booty stank smelled?

>>49437058

>>49437058
I'm going to assume you're not American if you still don't understand that

I'll be extremely impressed if she starts on time for this. I would expect jetlag to reasonably kick her ass and keep her out cold for longer than she wants

>>49437436
Not him but I've also never heard a large ass described that way

>>49437560
She's literally on Twitter right now

>>49437560
She literally retweeted art 8 minutes ago

>>49438171
I stand corrected. She might have just done the "don't sleep the 1st day back" method of fixing it

>>49437436
I'm not but from what I understand and have asked, the expression in most regions means that she had an attitude or she's got a great ass but it smelled (which is more likely due to not enough ventilation or just desert heat in a small room). She obviously takes her hygiene seriously but not much can be done against heat and sweating

Poor EUbeats...
https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1657921422092812289

>>49438153
"Booty stank" isn't literal.
It's slang for a woman who is very attractive but has a bad personality.
Honestly, considering the person who called her that was an annoying restaurant patron, I think it was just sour grapes.

>>49438480
DESU it's a lot more fun to assume it's meant literally.

>>49438480
Do you think Mori is the type to be bitchy working a service job? Kawaiikute gomen

>>49438400
>>49438153
Where and when I grew up (slightly younger than Mori), "stank" never referred to the actual smell and was more of a precursor to the "thiccc" obsession. We also used it in baseball to describe a particularly good breaking ball. ex:"That curve had some stank on it"

>>49438685
Yeah, and rightfully so considering how she was treated. Texas is a shithole for service workers, "southern politeness" doesn't exist anymore

10 minute Morp warning
Adjust accordingly

>>49438864
I will adjust by not opening YouTube until 15 minutes after the start time so I can skip the part where she has tech issues.

>>49438864
I will now stop squeebing.

>>49439032
inb4 her issues last for 30

>>49439032
I love how riled up you get time after time. Seethe more

>>49425554
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>>49439108
The tech issues just got 10 minutes longer.

I can start to guess why Hololive doesn't have Omega Strikers perms

>>49439405
Omega refuses to allow them to have anything that sounds like his name. He must be the only one.

>>49439405
Another game to make you seethe, good. I don't give a fuck, as long as my oshi is having fun with her own career. Fuck everyone else that gets in her way. Cunts

What is this porno music?

her cats had sex

>>49439653
based

>>49439653
This isn't global squirmbeat, go back there so you can continue pretending you watch streams

>>49439405
>look up game
>some free-to-play multiplayer sports game
Okay?

>>49439735
I'm not him retard

Chat always spamming Pogliope for the henshin sequence is funny to me for some reason

>>49439653
Anon, you're the one who sounds like he's seething. What's wrong?

Mori Live!

>>49439653
It's gonna start becoming a real problem when she starts to get roles on games hololive members might want to play. Who knows how they're gonna handle Yakuza 7 Gaiden/Yakuza 8 when they come out, too

>>49439379
>"The tech issues just got 10 minutes longer."
>There were no tech issues
What did he mean by this?

>>49439901
nta but the anon he's responding to is getting his off-topic seethe in early

>>49439901
My oshi comes first and that's it

>>49439405
"Wow this sounds just like cawi"

>>49439947
My oshis career always comes first. I don't give a flying fuck about the others

>>49440031
Well that's not very sociable of you. What would Kiara say?

>>49439405
Why? kson or RM which is the cause?

>>49439947
No one cares

>>49440126
Why is kiara the 1st thing that comes to your head. You're not a deadbeat now fuck off

I might literally be the only one, but I'm happy we are getting more Persona 3.

>>49440132
She's probably gonna voice one of the new characters. I first thought that when she originally retweeted it but then disregarded it because maybe she had just retweeted it for the Trigger trailer but this latest retweet is too random for it to not be the reason

Anyway stream time

>>49440193
You're awfully agitated, Eggbro. Are you sure you don't want to talk about it?

Can you two doxxfags just make out or kill each other? Nothing else you have to say matters

>>49440218
The streams are chill and the game is rather nostalgic for both me and Mori. The only really annoying thing is how redundant the playthrough will be once the P3 remake comes out and she will end up playing that too

Wow I did not want to hear about this game ....
That's why she wanted to collaborate with TrashTaste before Genmates.

>>49440396
Where the fuck did I say anything bad about kiara. My oshis career comes first and nobody will stand in her way, I want her to succeed in what she wants to do. Now fuck off and watch morp

>>49440218
I FUCKING LOVE PERSONA

My Mori is NOT OSHA certified

>>49440515
The Twitch and voiceactor industry is literally based on nepotism.
Yes, she loves them both.

My Mori doesn't have a CDL

>>49440600
Based
The suits can suck me off

>>49440555
You're awfully mad. Maybe you should switch off the stream, go outside and touch the proverbial grass.

>>49440555
You sound like a giant douche

>She has gone back to Japan.
Her mind is already occupied with Twitch.

>>49440703
I'm not mad just don't come seething to me when another game comes out and your oshi gets cucked out of playing it. Nobody cares

>>49440703
Did you really just show up to act smug about doxxshit? What a loser.

>>49440833
Or possibly that he *needs* a giant douche.

Can we not bite bait for one night please

>>49440666
Anti-OSHAbeat...you're going to get hurt and not qualify for worker's comp.....

>>49440852
Dude what? What game? And why are you mad. Seriously why?

Report off topic shit and enjoy Mori, simple as that

>get back a bit late for stream
>damn that's a lot of hidden posts guess I'll take a peak if someone mistakenly got caught in filters
>nope just a bunch of retards breaking rule 1
Guess i'll stick to global tonight until this retard gets tired.

Will Mori pick up any lot lizards?

>>49430202
There we go!

>>49440941
Reapers are anti-OSHA on principle. Safety leads to less workplace accidents and thus less deaths.

>>49441047
Are lot lizards even a thing in europe?

>>49440914
Does this mean that Deadbeats are the skeletons of fish?

>>49441120
Probably

>>49441047
Not unless Sis Reap comes along (interpret this post however you wish.)

>>49440941
I'm invincible, from exterior damage and the law

Calli...

>She went back to Japan.
>The Internet has improved.
>But the quality of the stream dropped.
She must be thinking about the next Twitch.

>>49441171
There was a lizard in the barn with the horse and somehow the farm got flooded.

>>49441240
And that's more content for me and even more for me to laugh at you crying here. Can't fucking wait

>>49441303
Well, enjoy your retarded subarathon....I've already deleted my Twitch account.

>>49441333
make me

Mori...

He'll spell it right one day

skeletons be skellimad today

This summer, it seems that Mori is going to look for "love for work" again. That must be why she cancelled her vacation last month.

>>49441591
As long as she's enjoying it i couldn't care less.

Are there any good monster truck games? Feels likes she might enjoy that more kek.

>>49441591
Love is a false idol.It never lasts and behind the mask there is always pain.

>>49441713
Twisted Metal...

>>49441591
Honestly, who didn't see this coming?
She can literally do the job she wants to do with her Hololive business card.

The UK is half imperial you know

Cawwi...

EUbeats, how are your drivers?

J*U how has the stream been?

>>49441910
pretty good Mori driving/10

>>49441910
She's learning.

>>49441910
Pretty great

I prefer picrelated, but ladies and trucks go well together

Driving giant trucks when it's not your job is bougie as fuck

>>49441910
Fun. I'm always impressed how this woman is apparently immune to jetlag

>>49440962
anon, voice actor industry is a nepotistic hiring process.
Remember when she was invited to a voice actor event?

Wouldn't a Euro skeleton be a skeletonne?

Did she just call her mom fat?

>Mamamori is flat
>Mamamori is short
She probally got most her size from her dad then lol.

Today and yesterday we have had undeniable proof that catalogniggers are itt

>>49442081
The ESL retard is in every single Mori bait thread, doing the exact same thing he does here.

>>49442081
It's great how riled up they get with my oshi getting opportunities time and time again.

>>49442049
If you're a fat girl during puberty it can provide lasting benefits if you lose the weight.

>>49442002
It's honestly baffling that she is immune to jetlag.

>subarathon confirmed
F*ck

>>49442147
what, this? >>49442150

>>49442081
god the retardation of this board never ceases to amaze.

>>49442203
That dude sounds a lot like the squirm dude in global.

>>49442203
No, that's some other retard

>>49442176
Her and Kiara's body clocks are simply built different

>Twitterspace while Mori does her truck deliveries

>>49442335
who is doing a twitter space?

Mori isn't good with money is she?

>>49442371
>used to pay 80% taxes
she's learning...

>>49442413
She never did. You're not from the catalog, are you

>>49442413
That never happend Jesus where do you people come from

>>49442413
I feel like making a copypasta about this for dumb people like you.

>>49442443
>>49442446
>he hasn't seen the data analysis pie chart

Mori you are the cops

How is she so cute

>>49442577
You mean the one that's based on false information?

>>49442577
Yeah the one that was made by a retarded catalog fag on the same day she said that. It posted in every mori bait thread. Now fuck off

Let's see how mori handles this road
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2015-10-08/china-s-50-lane-traffic-jam-is-every-commuter-s-worst-nightmare

I want Mori to kiss me in her truck

>>49442649
can't wait for Asian Truck Simulator

That's a soundpost

>>49442701
you need to remember that the pedestrians you hit are dead

who do I blame and get angry at for thsi?

>Mamamori calling them Looky-Loos instead of Rubber Neckers
You know it doesn’t sound like a slur so maybe its better lmao

I thought we were safe

Holy shit even in japan huh?

>>49442744
Acknowledgment is optional and offers no tangible benefit

Why is Mori cursed…

Did she accidentally turn the PC off? lol

Oh no no no America schizos don't look

Why do I have a feeling her streaming program crashed. It went off as soon as she was about to move something

I bet this was dudu

She absolutely closed something on stream accidentally while trying to move around her screen capture

Did she lie about being back in japan?

Blame Intel corporation for their shitty cpus

>>49442919
you stinky bitch Dudu!

The game froze her computer

She said this is not because of the Internet
I remembered that the specifications required for this game are very high.

>>49443005
To drive a truck?

>>49443005
bro it can run on an intel hd card

>>49443023
It's very challenging

>>49443005
It was running pretty smooth though.

>>49443005
It is as intensive as Microsoft Flight Simulator

What the fuck?

MikuPC is kill.

should've done members only, dumbass

Fuck it time for persona 3

perfect comedic timing

>>49443122
I think it might be.

At least this will motivate her to set up her expensive new PC there

Should've used the Moist PC

>Immediately after the Internet problem was resolved and she mentioned the subarathon
instant karma

Kinda starting to feel bad for the girl

>>49443180
Retard. She's in Japan

>>49443193
Retard

Why does she whiteknight a fat black girl?

Why did she ctrl alt escape?

>>49443246
This guy is just straight making shit up too.

Bot broke

>this nigger is just scrolling through off topic shit and posting about it itt
for what purpose?

unironicalli I'm enjoying myself

>>49443387
cause you keep reacting despite janny doing their job for once
retard

>>49443421
Unfortunately she isn't

What keeps happening? Fauna and IRyS had minimal technical scuff

>>49443421
I'm not, I wish this was the backlog instead.

>>49443421
This would be pretty funny if she weren't probably getting legitimately upset about this

I want More Mori big rig adventures

>>49443464
Mikubox might just be dying

Mori just put on minecraft or something

>>49443387
I'm thinking it got angry that she started on time. It only started sperging then.

>>49443505
Isn't she using her new computer?

>>49443523
I think she got it a bit before she left for the states and didn't have time to set it up.

>>49443505
It was dying before she left wasn't it? I recall some people talking about it before.

It’s time to set up the pc cover helped her get

>>49443588
Naw, it just couldn't handle dead space remake.

>>49443598
botan collab

>>49443697
Mori will never collab with the button, sadly

If your oshi is a millionaire why is she flying economy?

Holy shit she is actually built diffrent. She didn't sleep yet or sleep on the plane?

cracker island fucking sucks

>>49443761
Based and poorfagmentalitypilled
she just like me...

>>49443771
Sleeping on a transpacific flight is pretty comfy desu.

>>49443761
save money

>>49443761
Why would waste all that money for going back and forth the amount she does

New Gorillaz album was mid-tier by their standards honestly

>played so much that she has nothing left to do
I know that feeling, its tough

>>49443761
This is a poorfag mentality. Warren Buffet lived in a modest Omaha estate instead of wasting millions like other retards in a Manhattan flat.

>>49443823
Doesn't she order ubereats 3 times a day?

>>49443916
To be fair, that was compensated by not having to waste streaming time. The extra cost was made up unironically by superchats.

>>49443916
She can make more money doing something else in the time it takes to cook than than she would save cooking. For people in her position its more economical to order out.

>>49443897
>>49443823
>poorfag mentality
>spends a thousand dollars on an ugly hat

>>49444017
It's strange how this is especially true for lawyers and other consultants who get paid $500/hr

>>49444017
Not sure that's true

>>49444047
Seethe more

>>49444047
>save up money for thing
>buy expensive thing
>go back to saving up
Poorfag mentality

>>49444047
bruh she has been wearing the same wardrobe pieces for like the past 5 years

>>49444077
It's 100% true for any streamer her size or even 1/4 her size. That's not even counting her other sources of income.

>>49444017
Thinking in those terms isn't poorfag mentality at all

>>49444211
You're assuming the time cooking would otherwise be spent making money.

As a poorfag, ordering out even if it's not financially advisable is the ultimate in poorfag mentality

I want to hack into Mori's Uber account and see what she eats

>>49443761
>millionaire
thats a stretch

>>49444295
How so?

It is an obligation she spends $5000 roundtrip for air travel everytime. Millionaire btw

>>49444047
More like thousands on new bras

>>49444282
With her job it can be. She can always work on something related to her job since there is always something to do.

>>49444330
Because I said so, autistchama

>>49444314
She's easily a millionaire. She's made that in supers alone and she's got about 900 different sources of income

>>49444312
Water and soup. Haven't you been paying attention?

>>49444404
forgetting taxes, other cuts, and all her expenses.

Man I just wanna watch my wife stream

>>49444443
She just bought a house anon I don't wanna hear it and she's renting another

>>49444358
Just like, walk down to your neighborhood grocery store, my nigga

>>49444443
>444443
>3
so close....

She should turn this stream into a zatsu while setting up her new PC lol.

we really traded off the members only for this

>>49444523
Just unmember then brittlefaggot

>>49444503
I mean, she goes to the conbini a lot too

>>49444349
That goes both ways. Doing so much work from home means you can do both housework and work work without losing out.

>>49444523
we didnt trade shit

>>49444560
uwoooooo

Jumpscare!

Miku pc o7

>>49444523
You're annoying

>>49444336
It's not that cheap of a bump from economy to business class.

>>49444443
New cover financial documents revealed the top 20 holos are all multimillionaires and mori is easily in that list

It's fucking over, isn't it?

>>49444634
She doesn't think she's a millionaire, so there's a limit to how much it will affect her decisions

>>49444625
He used the same image to bitch and moan about her playing Zelda last thread. He's an insufferable cunt

>>49444634
again, >>49444443

>>49444634
Yeah, and she also has UMG income and "other" stuff that wouldn't be on that last. I don't get why some people can't accept huge streamers are filthy rich. Because they don't want to feel bad sending supers to them?

>>49444704
Your days are numbered miku

>>49444704
had a good run

>>49444502
They're both rentals

>>49444634
no it did not, only the top 10 actually EARNED a milly before taxes

>>49444737
You're so retarded it's laughable

>>49444634
You complete retard, you misunderstood that document.

This is incredible

She's back in Japan and things are literally more scuffed than ever

fucking trucks man

>>49444880
This game would have literally exploded her PC in the US

at some point she has to realize she can't just willpower it into working fine, right

>FUCKING truck simulator is the final nail in the MikuPC's coffin

>>49444955
....or can she?

Mori please just play persona or something

>>49444922
That PC is actually much better.

>>49444955
At least this will probably stop the procrastination on setting up the new pc. It’s a hassle but it’s gotta be done

>>49444955
Mama Mori didn't raise a bitch quitter

Just end the stream, Mori. It ain't working.

>>49444922
Do fauna and irys and risu have monstrously beefy pcs?

>>49444922
No, she was streaming from the laptop in the US

>>49445026
She literally got back to Japan last night the fuck you mean procrastination

Just take a break and play another game...

>>49445026
Yeah she probally has a shitlaod of audio stuff hooked up for recording

>I think I need to install the new pc
>miku pc dies again

>I think I need to go ahead and install that new PC
>dies
Yeah I think you might need it

>>49445092
She had it for a while before she even left japan.

>>49445092
True but she's been having pc troubles for the longest time and just barely got a new one

Truck simulator will be game that finally breaks her

Well, if this makes her give up Twitch business, I'll be happy.

Hang in there, deadbeats. She'll be back.

>>49445257
She thought she would crash the truck, but instead the truck crashed her

Mori pls just pivot into a zatsu or something lmao

Morpo I don’t think this game is gonna work…

kek holy shit

she used up all of her luck

It's me, Mori
I'm out to get you

she's so cute when she's mad

>>49444704

pray for Morpo

>>49445289
Let's hope she holds now

>>49445490
kek

>>49445490
kek
rip

>>49445490
kek

>>49445490
LMAO

you hear that? my wife wants me in front of her

>>49445289
I don't think she'll continue today.

I think we're gaming now

>>49445490
kek

>>49445490
F

I'd don't blame Mori for not just moving the drive from one computer to the other. There's so many issues you can run into when doing that - Windows boot manager getting confused, CSM / UEFI mismatch, old drivers fucking things up - and she won't have the expertise to fix them

>>49445765
yeah I 1000% do not trust her to open her PC up and do anything.

It's weird that she's asking that considering Texas and California have the worst, most convoluted highway systems in the country

Her losing her mind as this buttrock plays is amazing kek

This stream is genuinely so fucking funny holy shit
This fucking buttrock blaring in background while she's stuck in the grass is fucking killing my sides

When will Mori sing some Rage Against The Machine

>>49445765
she should've gotten an external drive for a long time and she was advised over and over as she was struggling with space, so it's still on her for procrastinating on that

If only fubuki was here

>>49445765
Aren't newer disk drives pretty much plug and play on the newer OSs?

Updated powerscaling
Cicadas > Middle school girls > Truck > Mori

>>49445765
Nah, I'd not do that. Easier to reinstall everything in peace than try to figure out why exactly your new PC isn't willing to become friends with the old HDD/SSD.

>>49446238
you forgot to add dragons and toilets to that tier list

>>49446238
>>49446337
kek

Keto is ass

So will this kill the "mori is a drunk" joke once and for all?

>PC is dying
>Phone is dying
I guess Arcanum was right, magical beings like reapers harm machinery around them.

>>49446473
I thought it was fine once I got past the first couple weeks of hell

>>49446494
Antis will never trust her word, so just don't mind.

>>49446473
It's also just not good for you, especially if you live a sedentary streamer lifestyle

She goes into things too strong, you shouldn't do keto and intermittent fasting at the same time for long periods.

>>49446473
White women please understand. Also know that you'll be subjected to keto if you ever decide to marry her.

>>49446559
Mori isn’t that sedentary . She goes out for her walks and stuff

>>49446643
that's fine

Good thing she didn't play southern California truck simulator huh?

She has a trainer, guys

>>49446643
It’s fine I can live off sashimi eternally

>>49446682
Those guys have a tendency to run over homeless people

>>49446684
Not a fucking good one if they're recommending keto+intermittent fasting at the same time

Mori you can drink vodka on keto just so you know
and christ does it fuck you up with no carbs in your system

I'll call the FBI I'll call the CIA I'll everyone within my power to save Mori!

>>49446494
Anyone still saying that shit hasn't paid attention to a stream since late 2021
She could convert into a devout muslim and retards would still call her an alcoholic lmao

>>49446643
Listen, if I get to eat Mori out every night I can live without carbs.

>>49446800
deadbeaks my beloved

>>49446756
Actually most intermittent fasters I’ve read about have a much easier time with it if they do keto as well. When I was on keto I didn’t get hungry very often at all

Why hasn't she gotten her HoloPhone replaced? Does she seriously believe they just can't?

All you are talking about diets but my ass weights 110lbs. I am a deadbeat irl

Add cruise control to the list of Mori fears

>>49446934
That's pretty huge for the ass alone

>>49446934
>6'5
>weigh in at 160
I'm a real gashadokuro

>>49446801
>eat Mori out every night
surely your tongue would get tired eventually

>what should I do after this to relieve stress
Have sex with me or masturbate

It would be funny if tutu was slender and ghost cat was a big ol chungus

just have sex with me Mori I'll help with that stress

>>49447109
Tutu has a fat ass. Not kidding.

Ironically she's much better at driving than the other holos I've seen

>>49447283
Jesas, I dread imagining everyone else

>>49447283
She's one of the few to actually drive IRL iirc.

>>49447283
She has been driving for 13 years now

>>49447365
I don't think she drives in Japan, so subtract 5 years

>>49447334
Watch IRyS's stream, it's great

>>49447403
She said she did for a time during her japan 101 strwam

>>49447403
Not anymore, but she used to so probally minus 2 years.

>YouTube, internet, and PC were not at fault, it was actually just a shitty VPN service
She really needs a complete wipe on her PC

>>49447403
I guess, but if you have been on the road for at least a couple years consistently, you will never really lose your motor skills.

Why do Americans hate roundabouts?

Did Mori ever finish west of loathing?

I like the idea that RE4 takes place in Leon. Leon in Leon

Mori please don't play Fire Emblem. At least that Fire Emblem. Ever.

>>49447720
Not on stream

>>49447782
Kiara's playthrough dragged on for too damn long

Running over the cops is the coolest thing mori's done in a really long time. Maybe ever

>>49447902
It wasn't Kiara's fault either, the game is just boring and way too long.

>>49447782
It doesn't help that Engage has nothing for story and characters. I watched all of Kiara's Three Houses playthrough and it was great, Engage wasn't even as long and the game just drags on for ages.

I don't know anything about fire emblem except the porn

>>49448201
I really like 7

Mori should've been cunny...

My favorite Austrian named city is klagenfurt.

It used to be fucking

>>49448378
>they actually changed it
feiglinge

You can literally just hire a tow truck to take you there and save money?

>>49448487
Now it's fugging. If you huff enough copium it's basically still fucking

This stream wasn't great really. I was looking forward to it but it's wasn't great, even not counting the scuff.

This game is.. kinda comfy, isn't it?

Why did her vpns suddenly decide to start shitting the bed?