/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

thread didnt stay dead for long this time. nice

Why did you let it die

I love hags

>>48306865
took too long writing my 5 paragraph confession of undying love and lust for fubuki and didn’t notice it was dying, my bad

I need to save her eggs...

I'd like to slide into Mio's bases

>>48306665
Perfect amount of chub

>>48307287
Toko looked kinda pregnant here

hags cooking
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0vxpzZp6kdY

>>48315424
Cuteeee, now let me see the back view

soft hag nakadashi sex

just a peak

>>48306665
this has awaken something in me

Wamena wants to eat pizza in the morning(AM6:00)
https://youtu.be/0vxpzZp6kdY?t=4091

>>48320299
qrd on this hag?

>>48320358
What do you mean, anon?

I love this hag and I hope you do too

>>48322991
i've only been turned on to her charms recently but i've always loved her singing. i had this clip pop on my feed recently. i'm really happy neither of these girls quit when they were at their lowest
https://youtu.be/Ahj6_3Bb29Q

Sexy hags.
Lewds of old ladies, even.
Pornography of elder women, if you will.

>>48326894
>inviting your secretary to your penthouse suite to blow off some steam on a bank holiday weekend

>>48320299
fumi is from nijisanji jp and plays lots of retro games, zatsus and a nijisanji themed new show she does sometimes. Is a huge mecha fan and loves gundam a lot. most know collab partners are tamaki, negao, and her genmates Karuta and hoshikawa. Hoshikawa refers to her as old lady

>>48327508
>>48322612
meant to reply to this with the post explaining fumi

>>48327508
>Hoshikawa refers to her as old lady
That's very on brand for her lol

>>48310037
>Mio’s kit is the literal New York Yankees of Japan
Love Mio, but my Yankees hating heart can’t help but feel terrible about this somehow

>>48327508
Really want Noraneko to be a hag
She mentioned that her and Fumi were friends for a long time and never did a purikura photo booth thing when she was young (rrat “proof” that she was born before the purikura craze in the 90’s but that could be just her autism)

zoomer torturing hag
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4-5Hq5AKG4

>>48341405
Caught it live, poor girls.

>Ina is almost a hag
>Subaru is almost a hag
>Pekora is almost a hag
Are you prepared for this reality?

>>48337388
It's okay because baseball is retarded and the giants and yankees are also retarded and gay.

>>48343005
Don’t forget Towa too
And Yorumi Rena
And Shiina

>>48344638
Don’t say it too loud, Korone might hear you

>>48346831
I will say it louder and she will be forced to convince me with the passion of her opinions.

>>48343005
You're also a hag (male). Time has gone by, it's been 7 years.

>>48346949

>>48343005
>>48346616
I wont be ready for this nightmare

>>48347029
Don’t remind me that I’ll be an ojisan in a few months
I can only imagine how Korone and Mio must feel being a few years from the big 40

>>48347676
Probably not as bad as yagoo, who is only a few years from the big 50.

>>48347029
I'm still a cake!

>>48348769
for now

>>48348237
YAGOO has a family.

>>48356290
And like most men his age he wishes he was 25 and driving a fast car instead.

Is Shirayuki Tomoe a hag?

>>48356468
Projection: the post.

>>48347029
im 19 anon, not fair

>>48356641
age isnt confirmed but its thought that she is not which is a shame

>>48354212
I'd kill to get the chance to embrace that tummy

>>48356641
>>48359548
Wouldn't be surprised if she was late 20s

>>48337755
>unhinged cat hag
MAH DICK

>>48337755
Couldn't it also be proof that she was born after the craze?

Up

Cute hags

>>48367876
How cute we talking here?

MIOS SINGING AND SHES FUCKING UP ALL THE WORDS GET IN HERE
https://www.youtube.com/live/xtLk1_7Dxkc?feature=share
https://www.youtube.com/live/xtLk1_7Dxkc?feature=share

>>48369233
>fucking up the words
Me when lyrics not from the 60s exist.

cheesin big

>>48369233
Man, finally listening to her karaoke and she sure sings really well

I love my hag elf wife!

>>48368259
So cute that you have no choice but to marry and raise a family with them

>>48375111
Why does Flare get away with having tits as a mascot?

>Miosha is a squirter
>never discussed here
WTF?!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJT7_aebDaY

>>48376990
I'm more fascinated by the mental image of this fat saggy granny's body jiggling as she tries to butterfly stroke.

>>48376990
Sometimes we avoid topics like this since dying from dehydration will negatively affect speed and frequency of posting.

>>48376990
I want to be behind Mio and hold her in place as she does the dog paddle

>>48375609
Because everyone loves big tits

I want to play an old man's game like golf with a hag so that we can both suffer trying to hit a golf ball properly.

consider:
heartbeat ASMR with sensei

Onee-chan that pampers you or Onee-chan that wants to be pampered?

Hag bullying

>>48306665
baby arms

>>48386430
A good relationship will have both

i fucking can't take it anymore. i need more coomer mio content. do you guys have jav codes or games that give off mio vibes?

>>48388697
Liru Wolf Girl With You is something that comes to mind

Imagine opening your house door and you get attacked by a waterjet coming from a Miosha climaxing in the entrance

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJT7_aebDaY

>>48388697
I don’t have JAV codes but have some japanese asmr that gives off mommy hag vibes
Make sure to listen with your best headphones
https://japaneseasmr.com/33667/
https://japaneseasmr.com/69742/
https://japaneseasmr.com/16350/

>>48389380
>>48391582
thanks for replying but it's not the same. mio is not replacable...

>>48391327
Wonder who can squirt the most volume in Hololive
Mio may have distance and power like one of those banned 90’s era Super Soakers but Polka knows the classic clown “spraying flower trick”, she must squirt like a burst fire hydrant

>>48391728
Then your only option is to go to Japan and marry Mio

>>48391815
if only...

>>48391815
>>48391999
never forget

What would Mio do if she knew there was a horde of strong young men wanting to marry her and give her a big family?

>>48392372
Marriage

>>48392203
>eccentric - checked
>foreigner - checked
>20 years apart - I'm 10 years apart but it's close enough
I'M GONNA MAKE IT!!!!!!!

>>48392372
Dating panel to pick the best one
Or meet and fuck, paternity test to find out which Miofa’s semen was the strongest

>>48392744
Miofa battle royale before the panel to weed out the weak

>>48392680
>>48391999
Nothing’s stopping you, Japan is fully open now
Gonna go to JP myself as a 30th birthday gift, maybe find a hag who knows
Heard the farther south you go the more warm and inviting the locals get

>>48392744
>meet and fuck
Too much whorish for my taste, whoever get first her love wins

>>48392797
Inb4 the hentai trope of the weakest looking chubby mall ninja Miofa having the balls of a breeding stallion

>>48392886
Would work for Nina though

I have some hag concerts that I'd like to play on the Cytube channel, where can I upload them? I already tried Mega but Cytube hated it

I'm starting to think that I should create a Senchou folder...

>>48393081
Rapidfire or Anonfiles may work, lots of posters on Holopirates using Anonfiles

>>48392941
No plot armor is strong enough to stand against my body that has trained years for this. Especially not when hag wife is on the line.

>>48393424
Anon, I think you just jinxed yourself. Now it's up to me to step in and breed the wolf.

>>48393424
>>48393734
>They haven't the power of friendship in their pocket
Heh, Amateurs.

>>48393835
Sorry dude but this is reality not shitty shounen manga

>>48394161
I'll enjoy my hag wife then.

>>48392886
ESL monkey

>>48394818
Obsessed EOP

>>48388697
For codes I recommend MIMK-054
There's also Liru Wolf Girl With You which is an eroge that Mio's roommate voiced (or was it some other eroge).

>>48394936
How am I EOP when I speak two languages? Monkeys like you are really dumb.

I love hags so much

>>48395827
>There's also Liru Wolf Girl With You which is an eroge that Mio's roommate voiced (or was it some other eroge).
There's actually 0 proof that it is Mio who's voiced it. People just said it because she sounds similar

>>48396714 (me)
Which I really don't understand because she sounds nothing like her
https://www.dlsite.com/maniax/work/=/product_id/RJ139061.html

>>48396714
There’s a lot of JP hags that sound similar to Mio, I even knew one (looked like her a bit too)

>>48396714
There's also zero proof that she hasn't worked on it. I just want it to be real.

Need more hag sleeping

>>48400016
Clown sex.

>>48396714
Just like that rrat where La+ voiced in a hentai asmr cause it sounds like her
All speculation

>>48396714
>>48402319
Let the anons have nice dreams

Witch sex

>>48403564
Who? If that's Nui then I regret to inform you that she isn't a hag... yet.

Luna counts as a hag, no?

>>48407182
She has the age, we know she's mature and worries about others offstreams according to Botan. But she insist on using that stupid voice.
It's up to you if you want to post about her, nobody would really mind

>>48408094
It's more up to Lunaitos if they want to grace her with the title of hag

>>48408193
Ah, yes. That too. I forgot it was a similar situation to Soratomos's

>>48408094
You call it a stupid voice, I call it dedication to kayfabe.

>>48411857
Really the only time I've seen her break character was when in text form to do an interview with I think some Electric Piano magazine. Presumably to help keep the writer of the interview keep their sanity and to avoid having to keep writing with her verbal ticks and such.

>>48408094
>>48411857
https://youtube.com/watch?v=XdgS-Q6Mh7s&pp

>>48411857
kayfabe it's gay. They're not characters, they're real people.
>>48412675
She also broke up in MiKoro 24h stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFNvweh0yYc

>>48406855
I really love the new coat!

reminder that luna is a pee princess
https://youtu.be/fZ2fwE1Ijok

>>48415946
I kneel luknightos

>>48415946
omorashichads....we fucking won

Petition to add Luna on the divegrass team as "Ringo Princess"

>>48413039
>kayfabe it's gay
People like you are the problem. Also, learn how to speak English.

>>48406208
Gomen I thought she was a hag...

>>48417240
>minor spelling mistake
>thinks keyfade is what only matters
Go back

I might not be married to a hag yet, but I will be.

>>48306665

>>48418971

I love Marine

>>48419000

>>48419262

Tick-tock, tick-tock,
Your eggs are on the clock,
Fry them up or scramble them quick,
Before they spoil and make you sick.

>>48419292

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ErJvRoNp01o

High levels of haggotry

>>48418101
Kill yourself redditor

https://files.catbox.moe/hyaaan.jpg

So muff overflow in a bikini, Yes or No?

>>48426401
Depends on the bikini, imo.

Overflow a normal bikini is fine since it's overflowing with maturity, but if it's a micro bikini that gets lost in the forest it's a sign of self-awareness and a clear red flag that means you need to avoid this person.

>>48426401
hell yea

hag souls
https://www.youtube.com/live/bgzvTY7OctA?feature=share

>>48427277
>pass on pubes peeking out of micro bikini
You sure?

>>48432910
I'd give that elf a bone and bury it deep

you will now crave a hagwife
https://files.catbox.moe/y2dafe.jpg

>>48436491
hagwife was too powerful, had to downsize
https://files.catbox.moe/ex8om0.jpg

>>48436491
>now
You're in the wrong thread if you think that anon. But thank you for your cute Marine pic

>>48436572
>pubic hair peeking out
anon holy shit...

check the artist out!
https://www.pixiv.net/en/users/3504226/artworks
>>48436716
it's the perfectly placed sweatdrops for me SLURP

Hey, you're not scared of clowns, right?

>>48438207
No I'm going to marry one

>>48438207
Why is she sad about? All she had to do was knock first...

>>48386389
please

>>48438309
Good boy. She'll go easy on you tonight.

I like this elf

>>48441487
I'd like to lick her ears

>>48436572
Molesting Marine as she does her best to cook without getting distracted and finally railing and finishing inside her on the table while you both try to eat without making a mess

>>48323440
When I discovered the ochame kinou and heard AZKi's part it was love at first sight. I then discovered her channel and I shit you not bros my life has gotten better and I started to actually take care of physical and mental self instead of waiting to just lettings my suicidal thoughts win. I shall never be able to thank her enough for all that she has done for me. Her music and her singing saved me in more ways than one.

Would you work with your hagwife?

>>48446272
In 35 years of my miserable existence, I have worked zero days.

>>48446383
Anon... I kind of get you, I haven't had a stable job for more than one month yet, I'm 22 but how the fuck do you become 35 without working

This lovely hag suddenly shows up after you get home from a hard day of work and tells you she is gonna cook you a nice dinner. Will you accept?

>>48446541
Only if she let me help!

>>48446272
No, I'll get called to HR 50 times in a month for getting caught having raw and animalistic handholding in the bathrooms

>>48446455
I know a 39 year old who hasn't worked a day in his life and spends his time smoking weed and living off his rich parents. When asked about his life, he said he is mentally unstable but over the years I have known him I have never once noticed him showing any unhealthy signs. Rich parents who spoil their kids does that to a person.

>>48446658
weed destroys your brain, so he may be mentally unstable thanks to that. Still the dude should just man up and do something.

>>48446658
>39 yo
>smoking weed
>living off rich parents
>feels mentally unstable
That's a certified "no shit Sherlock" moment. It's not even the spoiling from the parents or the weed, he's just realising that he hasn't accomplished anything and without his parents he would be on the streets. At least he realised it, now is time to fucking do something about it. I hate these people more than anyone on this earth

>>48446658
>>48446777
I don't even have the excuse of having ever done weed or being an alcoholic...

>>48447203
work

>>48447254
Anything that involves standing is out of the question.

>>48447410
lose weight

>>48447497
I'm down to 190, that won't cure my fucked up back.

>>48447566
I'd say find an office job but that would also tire your back. Man up and get a job, life isn't easy and it's harder when you're a Man, still you have to live

>>48447410
Start with some shitty data entry job.

>>48446777
>>48447135
>>48447203
Bros I shit you not, these substance abuse retards are something else... I also got a 24 year old friend who straight up told that he won't stop doing weed IN REHAB!!! People are getting retarded and retarded day by day. And it always comes with rich parents and their spouses turning out to be the most narcissistic self obsessed pieces of shit I have ever known. I mean there are a couple of rich people spouses who made good with their life studying fucking arts and psychology and earning a reasonable wage in UK something but the instances are rare. People just need to start working even if it's a little bit like part time at least to learn how the world works.

>>48447660
It's not just the richfags, poorfags are like that too nowadays, if it's not weed it's alcohol. And they've been taking it since HS days

>>48446383
Living the NEET dream.

>>48447770
But I don't like alcohol either. I'm just a depressed, autistic sack of shit.
Do you know what I wanted to be when I grew up? A zookeeper. Like Steve Irwin.

>return home from work
>she gives you this look
What should you do?

>>48447770
Where I live alcohol is pretty easy to come by, extremely affordable and high quality so a lot of people drink as a recreational thing. But after you're done you go back to your life. MAN UP guys! You can party on the weekend and work the rest of the week, it's not that hard. You're excused if you work in the mines but then again if you do you should try to focus on getting out of your position first

>>48448074
I don't know if alcohol is cheap here, I only drank it on HS before going to parties like 2 or 3 times, never liked the taste of it. But it's very common for 12yo kids to drink that in the weekends, and they keep drinking until their adults. same shit with weed. normalfags are just retarded.
>>48448006
>I'm just a depressed, autistic sack of shit.
Like most of men. And we still do stuff. Man up, if you don't save yourself, who is going to save you? You're not a woman, you can't afford waiting for help

>>48306665
Imagine the softness and the hugs.

>>48448240
>weed
>normalfags
Maybe I'm just a countryboy but is weed that prevalent as a drug to be considered a normalfag thing to do? I don't know anyone that smokes it, even when I lived in the big city. Maybe I wasn't in the right circles

>>48448443
It is anon. It's cheap, easy to buy, easy to drug yourself with it and it has all the 420 subculture behind it

This is depressing, post hags being cute.

>>48448577
What about hags being depressed?

>>48448674

>>48448778
I imagine she said this after sucked on dango.

>>48446272
>>48449133

>>48449133
The kind of OL you drag into the janitor's closet to breed during lunch break

>>48448043
fuck her hard and show her who's boss, or humiliate myself trying ig

>>48448043
You're not getting a choice so why ask? Face fate like a man.

>>48448043
eat the dinner she prepared for me
wash myself in the bath she prepared for me
take her to the bedroom and make love to her until i pass out

>>48446179
based as fuck, hope you're doing well anon

>>48306665
Would.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qKdU4PjbvPw
Watame had a date with Ina

Asamioo!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1hifYNP-xc

Miosha's member ASMR tomorrow

>>48463056
did she say what the topic for the asmr would be?

>>48464503
I guess it'll be the same as always. Her whisperin in your ear, caressing 'em and laughing quietly

>>48464779
last times was getting ready for bed if i recall. i'm dire need of the hag lap pillow humming asmr

I wish she raped me

>>48468324
I don't even remember this image. Anyway, X-Men.

this hurts

>>48476050
Lui NEEDS a husband to give her children

>>48476050

Give me your most desired sexual fantasy with your hag oshi in detail.

>>48485577
I just want a happy family...
After days of sex marathons nonstop

>>48457652
>white
Not canon

>>48485577
Handholding, kissy, leglocking babymaking sex

>>48476050
Everyone likes to make fun of her for this. I just want to hug her and tell her that it's going to be OK. We're going to have our family no matter the costs

>nearly 40

Lui will die alone and childless.

Hag wearing another hag's clothes.

>>48488171
Im pretty sure that most anons post this not to meme but out of pure hag lust

>>48492808

>>48485577
Drunken sweaty hag sex.

fuck, its monday

>>48495353
Based Fox Mom Enjoyer

Marine luring a zoomer and a cake(?) into her den in 20
https://www.youtube.com/live/PHk2F5Xr1-E?feature=share

>>48485577
both of us completely naked, freshly showered, under warm blankets in bed, me on top, she leglocks me hard and pushes her heels into my lower back, forcing me to shoot rope after rope imside her womb. She kisses me and pats my head, we fall asleep in our mess.

>>48485577
Gentle femdom with my sugar mama when she comes from a long day at work. Reverse missionary or Amazon preferred.

Cold morning today

World scary and cold.
Hags sweet and warm.

Young girls are scary and make me sad
Hags are the way

marine is pretty much having an episode of her otaku talk show with suisei and bae, just missing foobs

>>48485577
Teasing her about doing bdsm all week while having her wear a vibe until she pleads for me to dom her and finally getting her wish on Sunday with rope, spanking, blowing smoke in her face and degrading her (all her canon fetishes btw)
Then I’d do aftercare and tell her how much of a good girl she is

>>48508892
I wish there were more BDSM hag images
>her canon fetishes
Can't remember when did she mention bdsm, was it on her and Marine's radio program?

Hey guys, what if we posted sexy images of old women?

>>48510430
What about sexy images of old women wearing one piece swimsuits?

>Bejeweled 3
Are you ready for nostalgia time with Auntie Kaela?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fRF5NTjDpYs

hmmmmmm hags

>>48512295
what about them

>>48485577
One weekend, just her and me, no clothes allowed, and either one can use the other at any time in any position.

>>48514515
you would die anon

>>48513944
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epm6S2LaZhE
They got the soft and sag

>>48514582
Koyori would most likely add something to anon's food or drink that would give him an non-existent refractory period and 400% sperm production.

>>48507893
Long skirts are great

>>48514582
That's a risk I'm willing to take and also there'd be plenty of prep time to do stuff like what this anon said >>48514770 to minimize the risk

Which hag wouldn't mind spoiling her man with gifts as proof of her affection?

>>48516245
Polka, it's not even a question. She's the kind of girl that would bend over backwards for her true love

>>48516245
Reine gives me the vibes of a woman who would buy you expensive gifts every weekend

>>48485577
Whenever I want to jerk off to my hag oshi, I have to imagine meeting her someplace like a park and really hitting it off.

I have to imagine the whirlwind romance that follows, awkwardly crossing the language barrier, struggling with Japanese textbooks but knowing it'll be worth it to propose to her. Picking out the perfect ring and the right location. Telling her that I'm not a rich man but I'd do anything to make her happy. Marrying her on a beautiful spring day and swearing to love her with all my heart until I die. I need to be able to see us picking out a house, realizing it's a little beyond my salary but working up the courage to demand that raise from my boss because I've been working my ass off and he knows I've earned it. I need to think about holding her hand as she gives birth, saying encouraging words and marveling at the wonderful baby, and future, that we've made with each other. I need to imagine her nervous, and me proud as our kid goes off to school for the first time, telling her not to cry when we drop him off because then I'll cry too. I have to think about catching her watching some cheesy soap opera, she's embarrassed and I sit down to watch it and make fun of it but we end up getting drawn into it and watching it together. To stay hard I have to think about still loving her at 60, taking the time to romance her, dance with her, loving the smell of the back of her neck as we hold each other to the sound of Dean Martin. To cum I have to think about grandkids visiting, warning her not to spoil them, her shooting back that's what grandparents are for. Sitting down after a weekend of babysitting and thinking that we did alright for ourselves.

I know it's a depraved fantasy, but it's what I need to get off.

>>48516245
Wasn't Korone the one who popularized giving gifts to others for certain collabs/meet-ups? Like giving Flare a wallet for her 50k subs milestone and other instances.

Also, the way she tried to absolutely spoil Risu on their three-way date with Mio was precious. Korone would absolutely shower you with gifts as a sign of affection.

>>48518278
It's interesting to me how 90% of this thread is Mio and Botan. I suppose I myself am guilty of not posting enough dogs.

>>48518602
I have plenty of dog myself, but I don't want to post the same pictures every thread so I mostly lurk.

>>48518602
>90% of this thread is Mio and Botan
>Mio is pretty sex
>Botan does nothing to me
I guess I'm perfectly balanced for this thread

Excuse me, but I have something to say:

HAGS, SHOULD BE SAGGS.

>>48519770
Sag love!

>>48519770
In my mouth