/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Moripipioipipipi

I want to cook healthy and delicious meals for my Mori

Luv me Mori

Im in love with my Mori, and I want to marry her

I FUCKING LOVE KAWAIIOPE MORIRIN AND I WANT TO MARRY THIS DORK, START A FAMILY WITH THIS DORK, AND RAISE A SON WITH THIS DORK, A SON WHO’LL INHERIT OUR RESPECTIVE BEST TRAITS AND ATTRIBUTES BUT IS ALSO JUST AS MUCH OF A DUMB CHUUNI AS HIS BEAUTIFUL DORK OF A MOTHER

I want to watch my Mori jump real good, and score with a smoking hot babe.

>>48041139
Just take a solo trip to Japan, Kiara

>>48041311
And use a kitchen that doesn't scare mori

Somebody wrote Mori x horse cock vore fanfiction
https://aryion.com/g4/view/880329

>>48041139
Me too. So long as she doesn't mind the extent of culinary skill being eggs, tuna or chicken salads, grilled chicken, various panini, and pasta dishes.

>>48040954
Previous thread: >>48004686

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Remember to love your Mori. :}

I had to check if transliterated was an actual word, my Mori is smarter than me...

>>48043111
She probably knows a good bit about how stuff gets translated. Also she took AP English. Morpo has a beeg breine

>>48043313
Yeah, she just likes mispronouncing things because it is funny.

>>48043313
>"Project tile"
>Self deprecating

>>48043111
Think this means she got perms to do the song? Doing a English version of that OP while it's fresh would probably do great. She could even go over to AmaLee's place for help since English versions of anime songs is her thing and Mori is in the states and seems to live close enough.

>>48043514
I think she actually doesn't know its self deprecating though

>>48043663
She'd be far better off taking a look at how YOASOBI's vocalist officially adapted an English version of Monster. She did a really good job and would probably be a good reference, especially for a song by the same artist
https://youtu.be/Eoe5IZHbarQ
https://youtu.be/dy90tA3TT1c

>>48039723
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oSDjSZF3tmI

>>48043881
I think she does now but her misunderstanding is enshrined in RIP (like Let's End the World has her pronounce niche as "nitch")

>>48044102
(dumb brain forgot delf-depreciating is in Dead Beats, not RIP)

>>48044210
Deadbeats also enjoy self degradation, it would seem

>>48044424
>>48044479
IRysohorny...

Conclusion: IRyS wants a Taste of Death

We should all strive to emulate Saku

Hey deadbeats, /hfz/ are organizing a wrestling tourney with /vt/ threads as paricipants. Would (you) be interested in joining? Mmmmmm, that would be pretty badass.
>>47936014
>>47936089

>>48044860
Surely /morig/ can do better in wrastling than divegrass

>>48044987
Well, we can't do worse.

>>48045134
we're full of surprises, you never know

>>48046241
True that. Didn't morig tie in a game of divegrass? We could just get bodied in every match.

>>48044987
Only one way to find out!
That said, if you're interested, I suggest to hurry up with filling out the form, because the submission deadline is soon.
>Submissions will remain open until April 27th @ Midnight ET.

>>48046368
would be funny to make Fra a representative
after all THAT GUY IS HUGE

remember to love your Mori

>>48046458
Not sure if it is possible or a thing, but a tag team match with fra and ci on the same team would be funny.

Why did mowi transliterate the song instead of transcribe it?

>>48047598
You know transcribing it would just be writing it down with 0 changes right?

>>48047021
Based on tournament format you're allowed to tag with another general. Since a BGV split doesn't exist it's pretty unlikely unless /vsinger/ enters Ci or /grave/ enters Fra for example.

>>48047021
>>48049046
It's not yet clear if tag matches are going to be a part of the tourney or just exhibition matches that don't influence its outcome.
That said, Suisei general is in, so they might be open to tag teaming with /morig/?

>>48049268
eh I don't know about that

>>48049268
Lol they hate mori, dunno if that would extend to a silly thing like this.

>>48049430
It's true, I don't really get it.

>>48049430
Basically all of the bigger generals for JP members hate EN as a whole. A large portion of them are made up of SEAschizos considering their hours of activity

>>48050587
There's one guy I've seen who loves Suisei and seems like a great guy overall but hates Mori, it kinda sucks

>>48050587
ssg dogfucker colonies

Man, Im rewatching the card opening stream and is triggering my desire to hug her and give her kisses again, she is just so cute... aaahhh

>>48050675
I think anyone who hates a holo is a terrible person. These women are just trying to provide mostly free entertainment and smiles, and they do it without getting political. I can understand being indifferent, but hate? No.

>>48049268
/morig/'s propensity for unity is not err, universal.
Though speaking of unity, there might be a divegrass friendly organized with randomized tag teams, seems like this might be our team: >>47980348
sounds fun

>>48051527
I extend that to any streamer. You need to be mentally ill to spend so much time hating on someone in a wierd corner of the internet. Just don't watch of you dobt like their content.

>>48044860
Maybe just submit a buff deadbeat and become the biggest heel?

>>48040954
Thanks for removing the space after the kanji, makes Ctrl+Fing a bit easier.
>>48044102
Wait, for real?

>>48051831
That actually sounds pretty cool, contrasted against all the threads that will send a recreation of their oshi. Mori gets a lot of screen time in /hfz/ anyway.

Hearing this music again feels weird

MORI LIVE

>>48046458
>>48051831
>>48052020
Make a poll with possible rep options, see what the thread prefers. But keep in mind that you should also fill the submission form to officially enter (and there will be other things that might require threads' input in there) and that there are only a couple days left until the deadline.

I miss the sheriff

>>48051883
"Think I wanna blow up this niche /
Arrogant and loud, I might hit her like a light switch"
The rhyme only works because she pronounces it "nitch"

>waking up from a nap at this hour NA
She's not even bothering to adjust her sleep schedule is she?
I guess that means she's not staying long.

The fuck does criss cross apple sauce mean ?
>>48052361
>Poal
>>48044860
I think it could be hype

this dummy always forgets to turn off the reverb...

>>48052450
As if she would be away from her cats for a long time

I for one am glad we arent challenging the bog yet

>>48052525
Apple sauce on her thighs is optional, the rest is googlable

>there are newbeats who missed the JK arc

>>48053155
they missed Oct-Nov 2021

>>48053155
Yeah. Me.

>>48052372
Kek, gonna have to listen to it closely after the stream.

>>48053155
JK started in September and she burnt out on Ghost Babe in January

Home…

>>48053536
As someone who only got into Hololive in NOV 2021 (thanks Mori) the only JK stream I saw was that January Ghost Babe

>>48053155
I'm hoping she gets a little salt and whiney again. Its the hottest fucking shit

>>48053781
that's rough buddy

>>48053781
Which one

>>48053835
If there was more than one the second one I think? Idk the bog song was already a thing

>minecraft arc returns
>jump king arc returns
We are so back

>>48053916
Ghost Babe started in early December

>Mori still doesn't know only her and Iroha have ever even tried the DLCs for JK
Funniest shit ever was Botan getting to the 1st DLC's screen and just noping out of there

She still wants to play more Strive.

>>48053916
There were like... 6 ghost babe streams? 7? The most memorable for me was when she got so mindbroken she jumped from near the top all the way down to the bottom because she thought it would help her build confidence easily clearing stuff, only to realize the bog still sucks ass

Mori will grow her fanbase through the Kaela and Koyori method of infinite stream works!

Just got back from touching grass. Anything of note so far?

>Life is Strange
I kind of want it but then again I don't

>>48054223
Mori is wearing a knee bracelet from stretching her tendons deadlifting.
Mori wants to play more Strive
Jump King is the game that made her like streaming.

>>48054200
Constancy + an already decent asr viewership is the only true way to grow viewership without luck.

>>48054223
Her leg is fine(?), she's wearing a brace

>>48054092
For real? My sides

>>48054347
*made her like streaming games
important distinction

I forget, can she not go left there?

>>48054186
I meant more than 1 in January. All I know is I watched the last one that she streamed. I didn't watch every like I do now. Morbi got her hooks in me and she hasn't let go.

>>48054308
If she clowns on it I'm all for it

>>48054347
>>48054519
Ya got in right as she said that. Maybe its just time feeling so fast but wasn't that like a year into streaming for her? Kinda sucks if she didn't know how to feel about streaming games for damn near a year

>>48054308
That series has a very special place in my heart and the first pretty much defined my 2015-16. Mori played it in the past and IIRC she said it was "okay". That was the same period as Undertale and I think she was more into that.

>>48054519
I do kind of miss the when Mori's content was more zatsu heavy, but having more confidence in her game streaming has been really important overall

>>48054691
More like a year and a half. So it did take her about a year or so it finally get a handle on what games she wanted and how she wanted to stream
>>48054731
>first pretty much defined my 2015-16.
God I don't know how you can enjoy it at all

I wonder how much Mori deadlifts.

>>48054861
They had something going for like 2 episodes

>Spunky peach
>got some water balloons on her

>>48055115
isn't that just Mori?

>>48054861
One of those things I saw being mocked and I laughed at the silly parts. Then I thought "I need to see this shit for myself.", bought it, and I ended up loving it. Getting totally enraptured by its characters, atmosphere and story.
Funnily enough, it really changed my perception on girls I like and I think that played a role in finding my Mori.

>>48055165
Mori always seemed like Daisy to me

really enjoyed life is strange, only played it in 2020 at the insistence of friends and i was expecting some yiikcore onions nightmare and got some really nice character relationships and a cool time travel story with cute girls

>>48055193
I could just never get into the ending and I absolutely hated Zoe

>MAHLD
fuck you Mori I pronounce it like this sometimes thanks to you

>there are life is stranger lovers here
I'm not sure how feel about this

>>48055388
you didn't know we had women here

>>48055388
I like to laugh at it. Me and my friends use to play the game together and laugh at it. It's one of the closest video game experiences to a B-Movie.

>>48055462
I forget. I don't spend time here like I used to so I no longer can tell from the posts

>>48055254
That period of games was the last time “woke” titles still had to make an effort to be good before getting pushed to the moon. But the well has long been poisoned since.

>>48055338
Oh fuck is that not how you say it...

>>48055540
you don't know about Gone Home and the 23 second speedrun

>MABOGSTIFF
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

What would Mori do with a Bog Man plushie?

>>48056164
WTF I don’t have soundposts installed?

>>48056229
Give it to Tutu to destroy

>you shut the fuck up, red heads are cute
I can't tell you how much this meant to me mori. Thank you...

Bog man is disgusting. I bet he thinks mori's chest is really great.

>>48056506
WTF I’m bogman?

>>48056506
Yeah what of it?

>>48056786
You've heard mori, flat is justice

>>48056833
People forget mori is a lolicon sometimes.

Perhaps the bog is an allegory for getting redpilled and sexist. Bogman represents the guy who becomes a whiny incel, whereas jump king is the one who respects wammen.

>>48056873
Uta has huge tits and is taller than her though though...

She can save him...

>>48057000
>2023 still respecting wammen
>not worshipping your lord and savior Andrew Tate and not being afraid your own dick and going full no fap

>>48057030
That's her grand daughter

Why was someone saying the thumbnail is AI art?

Soundpost for "Don't go all Chris Hansen" please kek

SHE'S GOT GOALS

>>48057099
Go back

how long ago was the last jump king stream anyway? was it before or after ID3?

>>48057271
but our soccer team sure don't

>>48057345
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cfk_fEhwsM8

>>48057404
so after their debut then, got it

>>48057000
>respects wammen
I don't see him asking for the babes' consent or nothing. He's just a classic Chad, that's all.

>>48054787
Its a special feeling seeing a Holo you like become more confident in her game streaming skills. Got to see it again recently with Kanata and Dark Souls. She had avoided it for a long time because of its reputation for being difficult but after taking the plunge and learning she can handle it and had fun doing so kind of healed her from the Sans PTSD and fear of streaming more difficult games

POSTURE CHECK

Red wine isn't that good, I hope it's something else.

>>48057566
He clearly has their consent to rescue them. Don't hold his mute protagonist-Ness against him.

>>48057160
You can stop this dude, it's embarrassing

>>48057732
I prefer reds over whites, though I did just try/buy a really good white recently

>>48057908
There's more to wine than just red or white.

>>48057732
What kind would you recommend?

>>48057732
It's better than white wine

How long is Mori planning on going tonight? I'm praying the overtime ends quickly in my team's favour so I can watch

>>48057966
She said this was her plan for the evening, so until she wants to go to bed, or until her internet shits itself.

Who was spammin?

What was was spam? Watching on mobile.

>>48058177
all me

What was the spam?

>>48057937
https://www.oldrichmondcellars.com/spirits/kunimori-rose-plum-wine-720ml/
Something like this

>>48055338
Is picrelated the correct pronunciation

>>48055338
Doesn't it rhyme with bald?

>>48058177
A SEA schizo. The usual trite too, muh "Don't bother other talents" bot post.

>>48058329
Either a weird falseflag or an actual child spamming, something along the lines of:
"HELLO CALLI I'M A MOONAFIC FAN OF MOONA MY NAME IS REZZA REMINDING YOU TO NOT BOTHER OTHER TALENTS WHEN THEY ARE STREAMING (angry emoji) (angry emoji) (angry emoji) (angry emoji) (angry emoji)"
Not worth paying attention to lol

>>48058616
it does

Man, Moulding Manor ain't shit

>>48058081
They did it :)

imagine the smell

>watching Mori
>everything's fine
>visit 4chan
>fucking hate her guts suddenly
>in fact, hate all of them

Fuck you guys. You ruin every fucking thing. Rat fuck pieces of shit, the lot of you.

>>48058845
Just take your meds, broham

>>48058845
what did I do? I'm just here going ghost

Hearing JK’s soundtrack is weirdly nostalgic, but it’s only been a year…..

>>48058794
Morbi toes...

>>48058845
You are way too impressionable to be on this website

>>48058999
I feel the same seeing this area reminds me of when Mori was chatting it up with Moomers

>ciggy
I shiggy diggy, my niggy

>>48058845
What the fuck are you even talking abou- Wait were you that schizo in chat earlier?

>>48058845
Why did coming here make you hate mori and her friends?

>>48059118
>IP increases by one after post.
...The only schizo is (You)

>Ryzza
Is that the correct pronunciation? She's fucking with my brain at this point.

I really want Mori to watch Mr Show now. That shit's so fucking funny

Mori needs to watch malcolm in the middle

With the way chat is making her bring up Shrek and Adam Sandler is REALLY is like we went back to late 2021 lol.

>>48059158
It makes me hate everything in general. This website is a black hole, a goatsee of the universe, and on the other side is a stomach full of diarrhetic shit laced with undigested corn bits. Everything it touches is soiled. Everything that merely looks upon it is soiled. It's shit! SHIT!

>>48059352
Dude, the freaks in the catalog and global are either full of shit or insanely dumb. Are you really gonna lose your mind over them? And really, the generals aren't nearly as bad as that

>>48059178
I've been here since the start, you idiot.

The bog is a metaphor for sex

Mori is boggin in the bog

>>48059352
Just turn it off

>>48059559
>defending 4chan
lmao how new r u?

>>48059578
Is context too difficult for you? You ask, "Are you that schizo from before," and the IP ADVANACED AFTER THAT POST NOT YOURS.
esl or dumb pick or lick

>>48059589
>Mori is a sex addict
No....I have to satisfy her

>>48059589
Virginity.

>Mori has RIP coming up in her brain immediately after she clears her throat
>I have RIP coming up in my brain immediately after she clears her throat
WE ARE

Will Mori finish the fight?

>>48059617
I don't have a high opinion of 4chan, but the generals aren't too bad.

>>48059977
it's weird the catalogs suck but the generals are fine

Back to the bottom of the bog. :(

https://twitter.com/onillust/status/1650638824421335041?t=2qzY5Gzo9yLz4nDizhvrgw&s=19

>>48060291
Is there anything more visual pleasing to the eyes than a phat ass in a dress?
Genuine question

>>48060476
big Mowi milkers

Apropos of nothing I was suddenly reminded of my favorite Mori-rage moment: playing Getting Over It and screaming "YOU CANNOT QUOTE BIGGIE AT ME, BENNETT FUCKING FODDY!"

>>48060291
>>48060476
>uptick in reaper butt appreciation
God bless

>>48060101
This is one of the few places on 4chan where the generals are much better than regular threads.

>>48060291
>the booty stank getting more attention as of late
I quite like this development

>>48060643
before coming to this board, I would steer clear of generals

Yeah I learned everything I know about drinks from Mad Men and the big Lebowski. Long island ice teas are pretty good though.

>>48060708
Is that so? I only use /vt/, didn't realize that's how it was

>>48060291
>>48060476
Exquisite.

I missed the beginning, could Mori not figure out how to become Bae or what

Has mori ever seen Always Sunny?

>>48060554
one of my most favorite and most uncomfortable is when Mori lost her shit at Smol Ame

>>48060923
Yeah, on any fast board the generals are usually the worst parts because they turn into pseudo chatrooms. I think because the board attracts so many dramashitters since it is about streamers it changes the dynamic with generals being shelter.

Did she just make a Mormon corridor joke? What the fuck

since Mori is into polygamy you think she'd like Hell Taker or is she too pon for it?

>>48061042
>might check it out later

I am manifesting total Mori victory over Ghost in the Babe dlc.

>>48061498
leave a cum offering and by the rules of magic it should work

Seriously though, does mori know about Mormon stuff?

>>48061616
there's a rrat that IRyS comes from that background

why is she already in the bog? Wasn't this meant to be fun for her ?

>>48061498

>>48061716
Hahaha that would be crazy. Imagine if she knows Japanese because she had to go on Mission there
I doubt it but it's a funny thought

>>48060291
I was thinking earlier today that she's so beautiful and makes me happy, but she also makes me extremely horny

>>48061919
it would make sense because Mormons teach you the local language really well from what I heard

Imagine if Drakengard did a ddr collab. That's crazy right?

>>48061716
So wait a minute...does that mean IRyS would be cool with me being married to her and Mori at the same time?

>>48062111
knowing the Yoko Taro's crazy ass he would do it and make it work

and it would be canon

>>48062245
What's a MoRyS threesome like

>>48062341
You tell us, Bae

>>48062281
Knowing him it would spin off into a series about Robots and AIs that want to be human. And a dad who wanted to save his kid.

>>48062341
absolute heaven

>>48062373
CHaDsex in the weed farm...

>>48057380

IRyS turned into Wawa...

cute nip
cute mori

>Someone comments about IRyS
>Mori automatically substitutes Kiara
Kek

>>48062341
Why, I do believe it would be a little bit like this: https://rentry.org/hsxut

>Sir.. please
Ya, thats what I needed to hear. Thats the good shit

IRyS tried to lift 4 and a half pounds and her arm fell right the fuck off. That's SpongeBob level noodly

>>48062652
This is decently hot but I've gotta be in the mood for futa

>>48062701
Litterally Kiara bird boned tier.

Bogbeats OUT

>>48062701
She needed Anchor Arms

/PINK/ woman supremecy

>>48062936

she likes talking to me see you later virgins

PINK WOMAN SUPREMACY

CRIIIIINNNNNNNNNGECOOOORRRREEEE

I'm starving

>>48063215

any guesses for collab week?

>>48063482
Rainforest will return

>>48063482
Ollie
Myth breakers final
Lui
SQUAD
Fuana

>>48063215
>>48063318
BRAND NEW GENRE

ˢᵗᵃʸ ᵇʳᶦᵍʰᵗ, ᵗᵃᵏᵉ ᶠˡᶦᵍʰᵗ, ᵐᶦᵍʰᵗ ʲᵘˢᵗ ᵈᵃnᶜᵉ ᵃˡᵒnᵍ ᵗʰᵉ ʷᵃᵛᵉˢ~ No right wish I could make for every selfish mistake. Heart break, jealousy, lasting past the high. A thousand lives that passed me by.

And there you have it

What a terrible night for a curse....

Hmmm pretty much the same time as yesterday

After three hours, just like yesterday

>>48063970
This is a standard thing NA ISPs do. Mine is 3AM at least but still. I don't know how the other girls don't get it

>>48063970
Wasn't it roughly an hour later yesterday?

That one jump she failed twice at the higher point of Bug area is one of the scummiest jumps in the entire game.

ISP HATE

>>48063970
>>48063985
Something is afoot. This looks like a job for Hololive's number one detective

>>48063968
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6xpEV-W60I&t=100s

Does she have a data cap?

She's definitely back in Japan next week. No chance she risks collab week with this internet

Bogbeats send their regards

>>48064066
Maybe, stream went out after about 3 hours yesterday too

I'm going to anti her ISP now

>>48064066
Maybe, that would explain why the timing doesn't perfectly match up for the outages.

>>48064107
No...

This is the only way I can caught up to vods now

>>48064066
>>48064115
It's weird cuz the Terra Nill stream went on for nearly six hours without issue

>>48064066
The provider probably notices her usage and says "fuck you in particular".
It's probably not in their contract, just something they do because they can get away with it.

I'm guessing it's xfinity or comcast. Those are the worst internet providers by far, and are always up to some scummy shit like that.

None of them are good, but AT&T is still better than the rest in my experience.

>>48064115
>>48064137
Yeah both times it's been exactly three hours when it cuts out

So I wonder if the "blackout" will last the same two hours or so as last time

This is nice

HOLD THE LINE FRIENDS! She said she will come back if her internet went out

>>48064064
>"Shit's fucked, yo."

I'M GONNA DO IT! I'M GONNA FUCKING DO IT!!!

>>48064239
that could be almost three hours from now

>>48063684
:_deadbeats:

>>48064065
Thank you anon....

I've got the day off tomorrow, I can hang

>>48064064
Thought you were goin' Bri'ish for a second

>>48064270
3 hours is nothing. imagine, shes probably very anxious atm and is getting angry phone call from hololive corps :(

we must support her

>>48064224
Agreed. AT&T is a tiny bit more expensive, but has an actual unlimited plan and has yet to cut out on me once

>>48064224
That would be dumb. It uses no more data to stream out than it does to watch streams. They wouldnt kick people for watching 3 hours of YouTube.

>>48064269

>>48064337
I'm gonna rape you, tourist
Prepare yourself

>>48064337
You're an idiot

>>48064356
Xfinity does have unlimited if you pay extra

>>48064337
She can just end stream if it goes too long this time, doubt she'll hold as long as last time considering there's no collab partners

I MISS MORI
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I DIDNT EVEN REALIZE HOW COZY I WAS JUST NOW UNTIL SHE LEFT
FUCK THIS IS NOT OKAY FUCK

>>48064364
That's uploading

Maybe her fat fucking reaper tits knocked over the modem!

>>48064337
hololive has its own military?

>>48064406
That's what I thought too, but the rep I talked to apparently scammed me with an "unlimited plan" that actually had a cap and throttling

>>48064427
Yeah, me and my friends.

So does this shit not happen in other countries or something?

>>48064416
Literally doesn't matter if you are uploading or downloading from the ISP's side. ISPs only nerf upload speeds because they don't want people running commercial servers on home plans. Nothing stops them from having semetrical speeds on all home plans

>>48064427
>he doesn't know

>>48064516
ISP companies have near monopolies in the US, it's a problem.

>>48064427
What you didn't know this?

Okay but why do they have to cut her off for 2 fucking hours? Can't they do like 10 minutes?

>>48064516
It does in Canada!

>>48064654
Guess she's just somebody that they used to know

>>48064654
And why didn't this happen last year? Or with Terra nil?

I will be the last deadbeat.

>>48064518
You basically answered yourself here though.

If the provider can see her up/down, and perhaps thinks for a moment "hmm, we don't like how much youre uploading on a non-commercial plan" then it's totally possible theyre responsible for the drop.

I agree this is dumb, but it's still something I could definitely see these shitter companies doing.

All these pauses are going to ruin her numbers. It brings down her averages. Youtube thinks only a few hundred people are watching her.

>>48064689
Fuck you I laughed

>>48064427
>he doesn't know about the hololive secret police

>>48064713
oh mah gawd teh numbers

>>48064689
I like that song

Be very still

>>48064713
Who cares

Drunk jump king?

>>48064762
>deadbeats can't see me if I'm completely motion-less
She doesn't know how good my sense of smell is...

NO THE BOGBEAT ASSASSINS FAILED

Why did they not bring it back up sooner yesterday?

>>48064866
I like this image

>>48064866
Someone call detective Watson Amelia

>>48064813
Can you smell Morbi toes…

>>48064866
They hate Kobo

So when that happens mori can't call people either?

>>48064984
Phone calls isn't phone data

>>48065038
She seemed to imply she couldn't make phone calls

>>48064866
ISP’s throttle to handle traffic. It was technically the weekend still yesterday, but today is a week day, which could explain things.

>>48065062
She couldn't use her phone data.

>Gozaru!

>>48065153
jump king fairy
ah ah ah

AGAIN

Bogbeats why...

I'm going to kill this ISP slowly

Into THE BOG and fucking dies

>stream cut out again when she went back to the Bog
Hold on the Bogbeats actually were just biding their time to strike again.

She unironically needs to man up and get annoyed about this to the ISP rep. They'll continue to bullshit anybody they see as a pushover

So after 3 hours her isp decides "it's ass suckin' time?" Is that the idea?

>>48064911
More like her reaper pheromones in general. But yeah.

was the bog man right the entire time?

>gets bogged
>FUCK
>notices sc from JPbeat saying his daughter is a fan
>stream dies

>>48065380
It decides "this is how much internet you get, next time don't go over the limit"

>>48065563

>>48065375
A bit of screaming and demanding to talk to manager would do wonders to these "maintenances" I assume.

>>48065565
But it came back after 15 minutes, only to die again

>>48065534
everyday I start to come closer and closer to this conclusion

>>48065687
Not really, they own your ass since there's no competition

>>48065687
roru

oh yea, I fixed this soundpost in celebration of her return

>>48065563
Mori made this post

>>48058845
I don't know of it's just me, but coming here made me love her even more

>>48065795
We're finally landing is such a good song and I don't know if I like that it's become the speedrun meme song now

>>48065826
is real

>>48065795
;_; it's beautiful

>didn't notice mori was back for the last 5 minutes because there was an error message rhat didn't show up in mobile pip
Glad I checked.

>>48065950
WTF I DIDNT REALIZE
EVERYONE GET BACK IN HERE SHE'S LIVE

>>48065950
>>48065988
Sorry I post my live again post in global

>>48065950
>>48065988

>>48066013
I'm playing holocure so i wouldnt ofnseen it. I can tell where she is just by music and jumps

She is streaming today?

That instant karma my fucking sides

How is JK so far?

>RFA
oh fuck

>>48066419
pretty fun, we've dropped internet twice already though

She can't do RFA with that knee

she'll be good to go once she learns to jump right instead of left on that screen

it's over https://twitter.com/saku_X3/status/1650510406077628416

>>48066571
Truly is the life of a non-NEET unenviable

Has she ever actually beaten Ghost of the Babe, or has she been mindbroken by the bog the entire time?

If mori was Brazilian, would she vote for Mair Bogsonaro?

>>48066768
she would not actually

>>48066767
she got two screens away at one point

>>48066767
She got all the way to the second to last screen then mindbroke

>>48066767
She got just two screens away from completing it one-time
The game goes full "fuck you" at this point by throwing platforms that push you at you

>>48066571
Saku... I'm gonna cry

she called me cute see you later virgins

>>48066842
I made this post

>>48066571
I guess we could say...
It sucks to さく

>>48066929

she wouldn't go for 12 hours would she?

>>48067144
Her ISP would probably shit the bog

>>48066767
She was like 2 or 3 screens from completing it. The problem with this DLC is that it's downright scummy when you get high enough. It has no checkpoints like base game and first dlc. Any mistake sets you back and demands you repeat a perfect sequence of jumps or you fall further back again.

the jump king plush was a limited run
rip

>>48067183

>>48067183
>replacing random syllables with bog
oh fuck off kek

>OH NOOO
She sounded like a cartoon character there lol

>>48067305
Death finds a way

>>48067465
"A way" being 250 bucks on ebay

>>48067456
Man you sound like something’s got you in some kind of bog

We could see the cats and then this shit happens. What the bog?!

>>48067613
>>48067795
bog off

>>48067795
I guess the cat's out of the bog.

What seems to be your boggle?

>>48067873
oh bog it

>>48061919
she said she was like 8 when she moved to japan iirc but not impossible that happened bc her parents were on mission lol

Dead bears are being silly again…

>>48067966
I can bear it

>>48067995
*I can bog it

Deadbears, i have a question. If a bog bogs over in a bog, and no one bogs it, does it make a bog?

Mori's pussy bog...

>>48068182
Only if bog + bog = bog

>>48068215
consider the aroma...

>>48068215
that bogussy got me acting up frfr

>Bogposters
Stop being so /here/ Mori.

>>48068283
L+ratio+sneed+mahld+cope+bogulate

When Alexander visited bogjinies, he asked if there was any favor he could do for him. "Move out of the way" said biojinies, "you are blocking my bog."

>staying up to watch Jump King
This takes me back

>>48068454
stream is kino too despite the outages. its vintage mori

>>48068476
Bogri.

>>48068405
Fantastic post, anon.

Fobo Fanaeru

Calliobog

>>48068454
While Everhood and Bloodstained finales predated Jump King, it really was Jump King which cemented Mori's ability as an endurance streamer

>>48068550
Bogo Banaeru

>>48068550
>>48068581
Fobo Bogaeru

>>48068572
I still have Euthanasia Rollercoaster lasered into my brain after the Everhood finale. I hear it playing in quiet places, like tinnitus.

Another one for the list

>>48068666
fuck I love it

nice trips

>>48068647
*Everbog

>>48068666
kek

Deadbeats are a bunch of boggers

BogBorne has Orphan of Bog

>>48068868
yab

>>48068868
damn motherboggers