/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

happy 200th bros
glad to be posting amongst hagchad brothers, thank you for showing me the way in both entertainment and romance. May we all acquire the best of mature wives to fill their wombs and save their eggs
Here's an older pol soundpost I saved in celebration
HAGLOVE

>>47211107
RAPE YOUNG BAKA GAIJIN

>>47211107
Happy 200 /hag/!

Impregnate all women over the age of thirty.

>>47211107
It's a pleasure to reach this milestone with you hagchads!
It's Showtime!

https://hag.420699.xyz/

Happy 200th haggots! Good shit on the video OP, Wouldn't want to be sharing a thread with none other than my sag loving, bush appreciating, plump pumping brothers

>>47211512
>https://hag.420699.xyz/
let's fucking goooooooooooooooooooo

>>47211107
I love my hagshi and I love my hagbros.

>>47211107
i ONLY bust rope within and around >30 YO women

Lui on the telly

>>47211107
Happy 200th thread!!!!!!! I fucking love hags !!!!!!

>>47211512
>first related vid is Great Gig in the Sky
Sufferingkino.

two hundred absolutely based threads and many more to come inshallah
https://files.catbox.moe/4hcd0o.png

>>47211107
star trek one gave me a good kek bless that anon

>>47211107
Love the video! Hagchads rise up!

>>47213142
https://vocaroo.com/19D3ML38xWid

I am usually a cunny guy, hell I wanna fuck my imouto, but I have to say, hags are pretty hot too. Congrats haglovers!
pic related is what I imagine goes on in here

>>47211400
>soundpost is fucking dead
>original tweet/vid deleted
fuck this shit

>>47213915
I only want teetee sexing from Botan.

(hot)

>>47213915
"le femdom step on my nuts" is so cringe and not sexy. Wanting to be exclusively pampered is so selfish.

>>47215071
she's just spreading her love

>>47211107
cute video!
it even has the famous idol and number 3 streamer in the world, and future tetroyo champion, hakui koyotris!

>>47211107
>I NEED CLUSSY SNAKE
Kek, I love being a hagchad.

Here's to another 200, my fellow hagchads.
We're all going to make it.
We're all going to find our own hags.

>>47215088
Why do normies think femdom is equivalent to cock and ball torture?

>>47216794
Same reason why normies think bdsm/bondage is some shit from 50 Shades of Grey

>>47216794
Normies also think Botan is the dommy mommy chuuba when she even said she's a really big bottom

>>47217602
but I want her to dominate me...

>>47217602
>Botan acts like a dommy mommy, is actually a huge bottom
>Watame acts like a meek nice girl, is actually a massive dominatirix that could whip you into shape
Hot

I am so very proud of being part of this thread, thank you for everything /hag/.
Love you hagbros! For another 200 threads and more!

>>47218398
Nice.

one word: custom Polish bras

>>47221513
example?

>>47211107
For many more to come!

Hag-elf love!

>>47217602
Don't worry, I'd dominate Botan if given the chance.

>>47221513
Polbras?

>>47211512
Alright, Cytube anon here. Gonna head out. It was a good night with you bros. Right now there's a winamp player on the cytube with a bunch of music. You can play with that or voteskip to keep watching/listening to more hag music and videos

>>47225495
goodnight bro, i came back from cooking so I might mess with it with some other anons

Remember to pet your hags

>>47206962
Today is a good day to worship old women

>fell asleep waiting for 200th bread and cytube celebration
>missed out on cytube hangout with my hagbros
God dammit! It's not fair! Why does the human body need rest anyway?!

>>47225495
ty nekoze punch fren

Hag dog celebrating, don't miss it!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3JeicqyVG0

>>47230077
>200th thread
>4th anniversary
>200/4=50
Pure poetry

>>47230683
>50th post too

>>47217602
That's all rusiian propaganda! the BOTan is a huge BOTtom thing I mean

Of course we get the fast board when anniversary thread gets made. Oh well, go watch Lui and Koyo Tetris in a bit!
https://www.youtube.com/live/zB2vD5qVTQ8?feature=share
https://www.youtube.com/live/HRiP8TWzLGA?feature=share

Luv me some nice short haired hags

>>47211747
cute

tourist here, congrats on 200 threads. Keep loving hags

>>47238400
Will do

>>47238400
Why not being a tourist anymore? Why not enjoying some good girls...

I love hags and I am preparing myself for the day my oshi Ina becomes a hag by masturbating to images of pregnanf Mio. Thank you hagchads, see you in another 200 threads, when the hags will be riper and haggier.

>>47211107
I FUCKING LOVE HAGS!!!

>>47239278
>Mio being a replacement hagshi for someone that doesn't even remotely fit the hag criteria (other than age)
Is not too late to change your ways, takoshart

>>47240071
t. has never watched Ina
The amount of seething from retards like you when Ina becomes a hag will be glorious.

>>47240677
The funny thing is that once she does become a hag none of you guys would leave their general to hang out here so the seething won't even be a thing. Same shit for Subamotos

>>47241001
>implying I'm a takodachi
I just like Ina
Simple as

>>47241101
You got pretty butt hurt being called a takoshart so I don't know what to tell you

>>47241164
If you say so lol

Korone correcting a koronesuki(me) on stage
https://www.youtube.com/live/o3JeicqyVG0?feature=share

>>47239278
You're lucky. My oshi has a long way to go (about 3-5 years, I forget) before she becomes a hag.
Hint: Despite her age, is perceived as very maternal.

>>47242242
Same, just counting down the years at this point
This must be how some guys feel when they wait for a girl to turn 18 so it becomes “legal”, it’s torture
My other Niji fav doesn’t even have a confimed age so I’m just praying she’s a hag

>>47242731
I was about to say "same oshi?" but you said she was a Niji, which mine isn't.
You get 1000 Whose Line points for guessing correctly that it's Fauna..

>>47241001
>Subamotos
Oi get it right fuckface
It's Suvafrens

That Korone Concert was amazing also a solid pile of hags there

Stop molesting cute grannies!
https://twitter.com/rOKe43944001/status/1646478715092869121

>>47246654
Cleavage alert! She unleashed finally!

cytube bros...

>>47248131
Those hands, all me

>>47249678
Well, stop!

>>47249866
But she clearly likes it and I don't think my hands are going to be enough for her anymore

>>47245073
Did someone say Subamoto?

Can’t wait for Holosummer, already heating up here
Got my pool open early

>>47251097
Hags in bikinis are dangerous

>>47242242
>hololive(\s\w+)+\s\d+.(?:png|jpg)
Fauna. What do I win for figuring that one out?

>>47252399
See >>47244889

>>47251923
That they are, especially the sling ones
Best part about having a pool in a rural area with trees around is you can go in it totally naked anytime
Done that a few times with some older girlfriends, nothing feels better than embracing your bare bodies together with water all around you

>>47251923
I prefer one pieces.

>>47248131
But she's the one that's molesting me?

>>47254179
Oh, well that's different.

>>47253990
Based
You also got those racing swimsuit one pieces that are intentionally made one size smaller so they can reduce drag in water, which means every outline is visible, from her belly to the outline of her bush on the fabric

>>47254207
Of course it is. Anyone would kill to be in a position of a male that's being molested by a severely good looking hag.

>>47254281
I mean it's pretty much an extension of my displeasure towards small panties.

>>47248131
I just wanna cuddle up with a hag and lay my head on her tits like a pillow and listen to her heartbeat as I fall asleep

>>47253964
Would be pretty hot if that was a butt plug bikini

>>47250933
It's gonna be an amazing day when her haggening comes.
>tfw no hag tomboy

>No Polka until PuyoPuyo tournament
I don't know how will I survive

Would you do your Japanese reps by hypnosis with an Old Big Wolf?
https://files.catbox.moe/tg9j99.webm
https://files.catbox.moe/stkila.webm
https://files.catbox.moe/mh5f4c.webm

HAG OF MILKY COMPLEXION

>>47255693
Butt plugs in general are hot
Love bush and eating out pussy but there’s something oddly hot about a hag cumming just from getting her ass rimmed and toyed with
Plus her suddenly becoming an anal freak when she’s pregnant cause it wont hurt the baby

isn't it lovely

>>47261691
I want to take a fly with this Lion so she press my hand really hard and hug me while the plane is taking off.
>tfw you will never pamper a scared lion kitty as Botan..

>>47262225
Same
Had a thing I used to do with my parents whenever I had a flight was to hold thier hand until we got in the air
Not scared or anything but just a reflex
Have to resist the urge to do it to any hag or girl that is next to me that I don’t know out of muscle memory

>>47262423
>Have to resist the urge to do it to any hag or girl that is next to me that I don’t know out of muscle memory
If you're attractive enought you can pull that and get some numbers, sounds like a great way to break the ice. I remember once when I was in the montains there was this platform all over the place to walk but you could see through it. And I have vertigo, still love to do stuff like this, and one girl approached me when I was taking a little bit too much walking and offered me her hand, was kinda cute.

I wish women talked to me spontaneously...

>>47262654
Yeah happens all the time in cycling, hot girl on a gran fondo event sees you needing a patch for your tire puncture, helps you out and crushes you on the climb while you get to see her fat hag ass all the way up the mountain
Later you get her number after the event when you’re at the complementary beer hall they set up

Has any of you tried those Zumba / dancing classes they always have in the Gyms? It's full of 30+ women and 0 men, is it a good way to meet women?

I want Mio's hoodie
I want it to smell like Mio
I want Mio

>>47211107
the one redeeming thread on this board

Watame has this cute serie about going in a short trip with a member, visiting rural japan, going to onsen baths and eating local food. It has Eng subs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQzVdHpjmXY&list=PLZ34fLWik_iDTQR74fLuj33R_pKv3ll70

>>47258336
With that outfit? Yes. Without a second thought! I wouldn't even consider myself a Miofan, since I don't keep up with her as much as I do other holos, but Goddammit!

>that artist who draws holomem crying their hearts out
I thought I was gonna feel amused because sometimes woman crying hot but I just felt bad and I want to hug these hags
https://twitter.com/nakano_maya_/media

>>47264487
Why don't we all have a hag wife uuuu

>>47263255
It’s a good way to meet women but lots of the ones I have been to there were guys there but the majority of them were gay
Hot yoga is good too, get to see hags sweat in their yoga pants
Pretty much any sport you want to do for fun there will be at least some girls there
Met a JP hag at my karate class, have to really concentrate when she puts her hands on me to correct my form

>>47264553
>only had hag gf
>no wife yet
My sperms are running out! jk they don't but I still want a hag wife and I'm working on it

>>47265338
It sucks that its so hard to find a good hag that aready hasn’t had kids
Going through a divorce or rough dating spell is fine but something about dating a mom with kids feels kinda wrong unless you have some yourself

>>47265482
I've dated single moms before. Some of them are really mature and know what they want, just happened to make some bad decisions back in the days. I like that they want a healthy combination of love and respect (since they can clearly fend off by themselves). But yeah, if I would have to choose I would like to be someone first time for kids

>>47265671
lucky cunt

>>47265934
Thanks, but as I said before: getting a hag gf is not that difficult as the standards are not so terrific as younger women. Once you know the tricks to it it comes natural. Keep at it hagbro!

>>47266208
want to tell us some tricks? I'm always afraid of looking "too young" for them. I've seem some videos of guys trying to get their numbers and they get treated as teenagers by the older women. Need more tips besides obviosuly dressing as an adult

>>47265671
Was she amazing in bed?

>>47268070
milk bags love

all hags love shota and you love oneeshota too dont lie to yourself

>>47270619
ew wtf is wrong with you, don't lump me in with your weird ass it can be hit or miss. depends on how shota the shota is and how hot the onee san is. these days i'm just looking for good art desu

>>47270619
hags are made to groom 14-25 year old men

>>47265482
>Going through a divorce or rough dating spell is fine but something about dating a mom with kids feels kinda wrong unless you have some yourself
It goes against many inherent traditions of partnership, marriage, and family practice. Broken families are a tremendously awful epidemic and having a child that's not yours and *knows* they aren't yours only worsens the cracks trying to pick up someone else's incomplete work of life.
Rarely do you find a decent single mom because they all have a *reason* for being single these days besides "guy ran out on her". Depending where you live and occupy, you're lucky beyond belief to find a decent woman out in open society like >>47265671 who isn't just a used up sack wasting away in their shitty apartment after squandering their 20s being a "sexually liberated" whore or the like. Sure the bar drops and you might strike gold snagging one instantly but the quality you get in return is abysmally low if you're not careful. Maybe I've just suffered too much being in the west though were the concept of a "hag" is all but nonexistent

>>47270619
I wish I was a shota.

>>47272200
I still haven't meet a single single mother who doesn't deserve all the shit they received for the consequence of their actions. I had some friends seriously dating single mothers and it always was awful

Which hag's bush would be the best to get smothered by?

>>47273803
Botan or Mio https://rentry.org/mfzmu
But realistically the one you like the most

>>47270619

>>47272200
>>47272852
Never change incels.

>>47275445
>Hey, Jamal! Look I did it again! Yes, you can fuck my girlfriend just let me watch

>>47274139
mind sharing some more of these? especially those fubuki in heat ones. i always want to read them but the times that i've ran into them i haven't felt like being horny. i need to bookmark more

>>47211107
This is my favorite thread and the only one I really like on the board. I love you fags almost as much as I love hags and I hope we have another couple hundred more.

>>47270619
I... never pretended I didn't.
>>47271264
You're not me, aaaaaaa!

I want to mating press senchou when she does this face

There's still a chance for their eggs
>Hilary Swank, 48, gives birth, welcomes twins
https://pagesix.com/2023/04/10/hilary-swank-gives-birth-to-twins-with-husband-philip-schneider/

cheers, hag bros. to 200 more threads!

Hey /hag/,

Just wanted to stop in and say thanks for everything. You made life worth living again. Well not (you), the hags did.

>>47281572
we're all gonna make it bro. take care of yourself, hags would want you to

>>47279442
Calling dibs on Botan

>>47275661
Check /wg/ fic archive and search the hags names

>>47250933
I miss OozoraKe

>>47279442
The oldest recorded woman giving birth was 65, but her eggs were frozen at 35, thawed out and reinserted

>>47281572
Check /sig/

I WANT TO IMPREGNATE A KIND AND BEAUTIFUL HAG AND RAISE A FAMILY WITH HER

>>47286838
W-why is she looking at me like that

a bit late but happy 200 I enjoy talking about older women with you guys

Looks like Japan’s cracking down on the oneeshota hot spring grooming
https://soranews24.com/2023/04/14/sapporo-lowers-age-at-which-kids-are-barred-from-opposite-sexs-bath-at-hot-springs-public-baths/

>>47289607
Kishimida is creating various generations of hag lovers with thesse political measures

https://youtube.com/shorts/ghAqvHclEI0?feature=share
https://youtu.be/7LhkyYe-AQA
GF looking cute and breedable

>>47223786
Lord of the Boards submissions are open and as we discussed previously /hag/ will participate.
Most anons commented that Botan should be who represent us but for >democracy purpose, I'm gonna make a poll so we decide. I'll add only two options (Botan and Mio) but you can add any hag you seem fitting
https://poal.me/f5sbd6

Please, take in mind that you should vote for hags that represent the thread and not for your hagshi (I'd love to have my oshi fighting but the thread comes first)
I'll have the poll open for a day while I check all the WWE stuff we need for this thing.

wowie this faggot sure is committed to annoying the thread

>>47292235
So It seems that having one hag represent us is not recommended... It should represent the thread culture though our culture is mostly yell at the air how much we want to fuck hags.
If you come with any idea about a fighter to represent us please say so.
I'm thinking of maybe a hag with an alternative outfit or a mix up with a costume swap.

Pubes or no pubes?

>>47292822
Pubes. Always

>>47292822
I fucking love pubes

>>47292394
Rent free.

>>47293270
NTA but you have this thread living rent free in your head schizo

>>47293299
I love hags like everyone else. Why the hate?

>>47293536
If only you posted hags.

>>47293536
You know what, Ninafag? In the spirit of charity, since it is thread 200, I'm going to admit half of the Nina pics I have saved came from you.
https://files.catbox.moe/ypq31j.png

>>47292822
I just to be averse to it but if the hygiene is kept up and doesn't smell like garbage then I'm fine with it. I got pubes so why shouldn't she have some too?

>>47293582
But Nina is a hag according to this person >>46155747
>>47293743
You're welcome.

>>47293987
Yeah, now get out.

>>47292822
what about trimmed?

>>47292822
I WANT TO BURY MY FACE INTO MIOSHA'S UNSHAVED BUSH UAAGAHHHHHHH

List of hags that sing karaoke?

>>47294105
Not going anywhere because Nina is a hag whether you like it or not.

>>47292822
I have the highly unpopular (at least here) preference for no pubes. Thankfully I believe my favorite hag would go clean and smooth or at most very neatly trimmed which isn't too bad.

>>47294396
Like >>47293838 said. If she shaves you better do it too. If you don't she can be whatever she wants. I still usually prefer trimmed. It doesn't get stanky like full pubes and you still get the tickles when fucking/eating, plus trimmed pussy can be tailored too, like a love heart for example

Give me a good reason not to resort to fresh eggs

>>47294758
>Marry a hag
>Have multiple daughters
>Create harem
Now you can experience both hag and cunny

>>47294758
Eggs may be better quality. It's the person that carries them the problem

>>47294293
roasties will never be hags, not matter how much you cope

>>47294875
And how do you know that Botan or Mio didn't ride the cock carousal? I for one like hags because they have sexual experience. Don't tell me you're a virgin.

>>47294293
Look if it were up to me, Nina would be allowed here, but she isn't. Go to yeah, nijien, or horni.

>>47295077
>using virgin as an insult
can't get more reddit than that. And that roastie isn't one just for her sexual life but her fake "mommy" attitude that she only adopted once she got this avatar. Pretty fake person.
Go back

So is anyone willing to make a Youtube playlist with all hag songs? I guess I can make it but it's gonna take some time I have my hands busy right now

>>47292822
Clean. Shave.
I don't like hair on my food. The hair absorbs the precious juices too. I want it tender like the tendies she makes me everyday unlike my mother who abandoned me.

>>47295387
Wait am I the only one here with a healthy, loving relationship with his mother?

>>47295501
NTA but I do have a mother but can't really say I love her. but I feel the same with any of my relatives

Be nice!
and stop arguing in the milestone thread

>>47295501
I feel like there are others but you're probably in the minority anon

>>47295558
How am I gonna survive without Polka this whole weekend...

>>47294562
based. People who trim often practice good hygiene and other decent traits to have
>>47295501
>>47295572
we are definitely in the minority kek, I couldn't fathom the thought of actually haven't to explain to my parents my taste in older women

>>47295292
Better do it fast before hagsheep adds another album.

>>47295501
Don't worry, I'm normal too.
>>47295250
>deflects from the question
How do you know if Mio or Botan weren't massive sluts in their younger days. I mean Mio was in a band and Botan was surrounded by dudes all day. Work on your debating skills, incel.

>>47292822
It occurs to me I haven't actually responded to this, but if you know me, you know I like full Woodstock bush.

>>47295240
>letting losers prevent you from posting prime wine aunt material
NGMI

Why do you retards keep replying to the obvious shit stirring nigger?

>>47292822
Shaved and smooth is a treat, but at minimum needs to be trimmed. If imma be eating that all day, I dont want to be coughing hairballs.

>>47295907
I already have a thread that despises me. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to bed.

Can you not ignore the whore schizo for one thread?

Now, let's get real. Which colours do you prefer your bushes?

>>47296074
Irl? Red.
For fictional characters? I want it to match their head hair.

>>47296074
There's something about white hair that makes me love it in almost every situation

Comfy and pregnant hag wife

>>47296465
Love pregnant hags

>>47296465
Is it wrong if I don't want to have kids with my hag? I'm not good with children and I feel like they'd make the marriage harder. Besides, I just want to love my hagwife daily, I don't need anything else

>>47296608
Your hag wife would kill herself if she read your post.

>>47296677
Don't say that...

>>47297370
The thing that a hag wants in the world is kids...

anyone has a list with all the known hags? from different companies and indies as well as holos if there is one

>>47296608
having responsibility is the only way for you to feel fulfilled anon, and it's one you should genuinely be serious about
having kids to fill your time when you're old is a hidden blessing once you've already prepared yourself, most single women (in the west) who are in their 50s are regretting their choices to prioritise careers over family because now they're lonely eventhough they're wealthy, they have no one to be with them and no one to share their stories nor wealth with
that's why a lot of them turn to pets, but pets alone will never get you the fulfilment that children would, of course not everybody is cutout to be a parent, but i believe that the average person would still want to have a family when they get old, and the closest thing they can do to control that is by having kids of their own

Man, I wish there was a hag that had /o/ interests as part of her niche. Some rally racing sim streams would be kino.

Why are they all so wholesome?
I love them.

>>47297584
I feel like my kids would ignore me and seeing how children nowadays behave I wouldn't want to risk my son becoming a tiktoker or something worse

>>47297717
>my son becoming a tiktoker or something worse
Yeah...a vtuber

>>47297717
dont let your kids do something that you hate, your kids are yours and yours to indoctrinate until they turn 18
you are allowed to supervise their internet use and help them socialise both with people their own age and older generations

>>47297770
>kid asks for a phone when he's 9
>ohnonono
>"no, you're way too young "
>kid starts crying and crying and saying that he'll report me for children abuse (?)
>mfw

>>47296608
Is marriage and having a children that hard on your country? I can't even fathom how miserable and lonely it might have been after you two become old and can't take care of yourself or one of you die, well family or child nowadays isn't that good either tho, but yeah, have faith in yourself and your hag anon because it is about your future, unless you just want to spend at most 15-20 years with your supposed hag before either one of you goes sick and can't work anymore to support both of your lifestyle or dies. Either that or you get a ridiculous amount of money to enjoy your life until both of you die.

>>47297888
feel like that only happens because you've never said no to his requests beforehand

>>47297490
>>47297918
>>47297959
I just feel like having a kid nowadays is a bad idea unless you're 100% ready, which I'm not

>>47298051
>anon realizes creating literal life is a decision of utmost responsibility and should be handled appropriately
holy shit bros if only everyone else in the world could come full circle like he did lmao

>>47298051
i agree with you partially on that, but (this is selfish i know) i do still believe that you should still pursue it, if you don't think you're ready then prepare as much as you can for it, do your best to be ready, you're never gonna get 100% but i think that just by actually trying your best and genuinely loving your kid (not obsessing over your kid) is enough
if you love them and they know you love and care for them, when they ask for something and you say no, they would be more likely to trust your decision most of the time

>>47298051
>unless you're 100% ready
Don't people say that you'll never be ready. At least that's what my father said sometimes.

>>47297888
Is refusing to buy a phone for children considered as an abuse? Either way with how spoiled he is that he want to report his parents just because of that I can see that there is something wrong with his education, there is no way the report will go through unless you have a mentally retarded neighbors or authority

>>47298330
i don't think so, any rational human being would see this as a pretty good way to discipline and prolong attention span in kids, even now my attention span is horrible and so if i had a kid i wouldn't let them anywhere near tiktok/youtube/insta
I'll give them a tv and a bunch of cd documentaries or just play with them in the field/park

>>47297888
You can still get a dumb phone. That's all a child would need. Modern parents use smart phones as their substitutes and wonder why the kids act out.

Bosting in ebig thread

>>47298639
>Modern parents use smart phones as their substitutes
Yeah. Anon, don't forget to teach your kid how to use 4chan.

>>47297888
try moving to a country that's not breaking down societally

>>47297888
I refuse to believe there's a country on this Earth that would condone something so stupid. It'll get immediately stopped before it even reaches a courtroom

Bump

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3Lv0Jz9nOY

Double canine haggotry with over 70 years of combined life experience

The masculine urge to kick any kid that is in your way on the street

These two are great together.

>>47302973
Almost like they're genmates or something

>>47297650
There’s an indie vtuber that does f1 watchalong streams but she’s not a hag

>>47296074
Black or brown
It makes nice contrast and looks thicker even when trimmed

>>47295501
>>47295572
>>47295701
I have a good relationship with my mom too, she asked me once what kind of women I like when I was in highschool because she was worried about me not dating much, told her I like older women, she was all “oh my, you’re just like your father, I’m so proud you’re not a pedo”

>>47296465

>>47307428
>the fact that is AI is the most disturbing thing about this pic
WTF happened to me?! Should be more concerned with the fact she's having a horse as a baby!

>>47308235
she has a dick for a thumb

>>47308235
Thats what having 8 kids in your belly at once looks like, just take a look at Octomom

>>47308235
At least it’s not as bad as the pic where Koyori gives birth to La+

>>47309257
Puppies are smaller than people though

does anyone have that screenshot of a post describing what sex with mio would be like and it's all like "im gonna.. *chuckle* im gonna meke you c-cum... *laughs*"

>>47307428
>>47309257

>>47310829
Pregnant butt sex with Koyori and making her howl with pleasure

Kimitapii

>>47311914
>Get her toys to get her used to it before you breed her, maybe lick her butt or some fingers
>her sex cravings kick in after she gets pregnant, begs you to fuck her
>tell her the only way you’ll do it if it’s in her ass, before long she begs you to destroy her butthole
>she keeps in a butt plug or anal beads in it all day, only taking it out to shit or take your dick
>doctor tells her that in order to rest her pussy after birth she should abstain from vaginal sex to heal the trauma
>she’s so used to anal now she barely gets off to it anymore, once she’s cleared to do it in her pussy she cums so hard she passes out from it being “forbidden” for so long
>she gets pregnant again and the cycle continues

>>47312226
Every single one of her holes will be stained with my cum and our offspring will be healthy and strong

>>47313084

>>47310196
finally found it

>>47312042
My two favorite hags combined uuuaahhh

I don't come to /hag/ as much as I'd like to but I'm dropping in to say you guys are based.
Grats on 200.

>>47310196
>>47313978
I was about to post it after shower, kek I remember when I wrote that

>>47315000
It's been living rent free in my head since the moment you posted it, cheers mate

>>47315232
Miosha is a silly hag

Happy 200th, /hag/!
Here's to 200 more

HAG LOVE FOREVER
Grats on 200 everyone

Hag song covers
https://youtu.be/75gnquXjQSE
https://youtu.be/7wG3rtD1GP4

>>47315482
Wolf here means impostor.

>>47316281
When the hag is sus

>>47314290
Mio and Marine doing the Fusion Dance
Mio’s belly and pubes, Marine’s butt, a mix of Mio’s milk level and brown nipples but Marine’s level of tit sag, Mio’s motherly aura but Marine’s level of horny, Marine’s height

>>47316558
>Watame acts all nice and adorable on stream
>During the live concerts she’s concentrated hag sex, letting those fat sheep milkers out and probably giving paizuri to the younger staff after the show

>>47317020
>that younger staff
yeah, me

What if the hag vtuber you followed happened to be your own mom? https://nhentai.net/g/347783/

>>47317478
Then I'd have no other option than to make her a mother again.

>>47317478
My mother is 64...

>>47312042
Hanyaaaaaaaaa!

congratulations on the 200 /hag/ and good luck with the newhags

>>47305714
Recently, when I was talking to my mother about my new workplace, the topic of dating came up and she said 30 years old is still considered young if I'm looking for a girlfriend. I'm 21.

miofa, when will mio play edf 6 again...

>>47320819
I wonder the same...
>>47320705
There's 2 options for this. Either she expects you to be forever alone until your 30s or she knows a woman in her 30s who needs a man in her life

>>47321099
As much as I want it to be the latter, it's definitely not. fuck

>>47320705
>21
You still have time to get a girl. The less you obsess over it the easier it'll get to get one

>>47320705
There are people that don't get into a relationship until their 40s so there's no rush. Just wait till you find someone right.
never ever settle

>>47320705
>>47323036
>>47323208
NTA but I'm on the road to wizardry I'll be joining you all soon!

>>47323036
>>47323208
Yeah, that's my strategy for now since I don't think I'm emotionally mature nor stable enough to be in a relationship just yet.
Thanks for the advice, anons.

>>47324480
I'm in my mid/late 20s and I have a lot of issues emotionally and mentally to be in a relationship still.
But after being in some really rough ones in my teens and 20s, I realised a good relationship will always be better than being single. But being single will always be better than being in a bad relationship.

>>47292822
Trimmed >>>> shaved > natural

>>47324480
No problem hagbro! I feel like everytime these hours start to creep in and I come here it's always advice time, I haven't done anything else in a while.Godspeed!

>>47296608

>>47325878
imagine seeing this picture and still not wanting kids with your wife
deplorable

There will never be enough arts of hags with children

>>47325878
Who's gonna have the mental fortitude to look her in the eyes and tell her that she might not be able to have kids? Not me. Because we're expecting our third one

>>47327000
I'm very confident on my Latino semen, she will expect 12 kids at least.

Sniffing Mio's ear fluff!

>>47328472
Kemono and kemonomimi find this extremely specist. Koyori however gets really turned on

>>47328472
h-hot...

>>47328472
Nibbling Mio's ears

>>47211107
200 threads resumed in a single picture.

>>47332423
Man, /horni/ has been dead for ages now, at least we're somewhat dignified, honest, and decent about it. Most of us here don't even talk about porn (surprisingly) while the other sloths on the board shoot their load for a high that'll fill a void, we're just trying to cum in some older mature women and start a family man, if anything we're returning to tradition

>>47292822
Always pubes
How hairy depends on how much of a coomer I am that day

>>47327182
Too bad she ain't fucking you anon

>>47337689
yeah, she's fucking me

Here's to another 200 threads, /hag/

>>47337949
Actually, that'd be me

>>47337949
>>47327000
Did I fucking stutter?

it's pretty lonely here at the cytube...

>>47333713
/horni/ died because the guys who actually did good OC stuff moved out to twitter and the one that stayed only did blacked shit (without tagging it), It's only alive thanks to that anon who shares kk cards, God bless him

Seems like the cuck janny who hates pregnant women is back, be careful anons!

>>47339456
But hags deserve to be bred...

>>47339129
Give me a while. Leaving work now...

>>47339456
Don’t tell me they’re deleting pregnant hags now.. is nothing sacred go to those fucks? Janny leave us alone and go delete the shit off the catalog please literally got a warning for “posting pornography” kek

>This man teach you how to have a mini hag naked on your house
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Adq6wv9UTIU

finally, the weekend. what do you hag bros have planned?

>>47343806
I have a free convention that I plan to go alone to see if I can find any hololive posters or genshin stuff

>>47343806
painting miniatures and going to an art exhibition

>>47211107
I need a 1view hag chuuba to watch please help me bros

congrats /hag/ lets do a little better next vt league

>>47343806
Getting shit faced drunk and watching the Tetris tourney. It's been a rough week and is only going to get worse

>>47339129
I'm leaving work as well, I can join while I sleep off this headache
>>47339456
>>47341763
Those fags are having selective enforcement again with the cherry picked warns/bans despite the catalog being a literal timelooped wasteland and other generals dealing with dedicated shitposts spamming their threads daily, we're in for another rough patch with the amount of dumpster fires happening everywhere (mainstream and small corpo)

>>47343972
niceee, support local artists. be safe anon
>>47345180
recently started playing dnd and have found a new appreciation for minis. they add so much. art shows are always fun too. i wish i had more museums near me
>>47345597
gonna be like 5 am for me but i'm really looking forward to the Vsai and the Tetris tourney. hope marine acts cocky as hell throughout

>>47343806
I get one day off each week on Sunday and I usually spend the day lying in bed watching vtuber vods on my laptop.

Thank (You) so much hagbros for the nice memories! Let's cheer to a new 200+ breads!

>>47349271
Chubby cutie!

>>47352801
Big Ookamis