/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>46766800
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shalt not override the discussion of thy neighbour.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys’ numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thy words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr—
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

>>46766835
AMEN

I MISS TSB!!!

>>46766800
Thanks for the bread

>>46766835
Amen

What did noc mean by that

Man, I enjoyed watching those last few rounds of games and I hope you all did too!!! The pizza win at the start was a great motivational setting and that carried throughout the rest of the games. I know that winning is important, but it's good to have fun too, and I'm glad that these games gave that to Axel- I think he needed it. He did fantastic will calling and directing where the enemies were, he's recently started putting more focus onto that and I enjoy seeing it! It helps everyone, but especially him, to visualize where everyone is on the board. He's doing well, and still learning more and more skills and knowledge about gameplay (and zones I guess? That seems to be weird right now?). I'm happy! And I hope he's proud of his calls today, he was praised by Noct for them after all!! And I really can't stress enough how well he does do with them. I hope that Axel goes to sleep satisfied tonight and has a pleasant dream. Tonight was fun! And now, good night! I hope the rest of you have good days/nights as well!

>>46766800
LET'S GO ARURAN, LET'S KILL THOSE BASTARS
>>46766835
Amen

whore

>driving home from work
>thinking about what maid outfit to draw morf in
>the fucking belt starts acting up
this shitty little roach is derailing my plans for today

the farmer stream had the worst southern us accents imaginable, which made it better

>>46767048
he's infesting our minds...why did fucking Magni have to create such a babygirl

>>46766835
in-a tha name-a of josuijisus-a, amen, wahoo!

>Vesper wakes, his wounds already beginning to mend
>He survey his surrounding the signs of battle littered the guild hall
>He recalled the five invaders, beings of myth
>wielding power he havent seen since days of legends past
>Yet now two lay dead, while three was missing.
>Sat up right on the floor by a pillar,barely, was Altare, a bloodied mess remains of where his right arm used to be
>Axel sat across him legs clearly broken in several places
>They both worn grim expressions on their faces
>Vesper followed their gaze to find Magni, 4 out of 6 arms on his glove cloak
>either shattered or broken in so many places only a vague semblance of an arm remains
>Vesper, with great effort rush over to check for a pulse
>Magni was still alive, his breath shallow, pulse getting fainter by the second
>It was clear he was at deaths door, time it seem have won again.
>Vesper was once again reminded of her promise to him, he still remember it like it was yestarday
>The warden sat imperious atop her throne, the colossal clock behind tick ever forward.
>Listen well, abomination, you who live outside of time, my promise to you, i will take everything from you.
>With Magni dying in his arms Vesper could hear her mocking laughter
>"Dez...wake up" he said, with tears rolling down his cheeks, his lips trembled.
>Memories of happier times, assaulted Vesper in waves, each wave washing away his core
>Why he did it, he could not tell you, maybe it was at the thought of her winning
>Or of losing another precious friend, one could even say it was out of selfishness
>Who could say? What was undoubtly true was this deed Vesper will come to regret.
>Vesper bite into Magni's neck, bestowing his curse onto him.
To be continued

>>46767053
That's part of what made it so good.

>>46767117
i unironically hate that we now have roachfuckers in this general. morf is never coming back.

>>46767048
>waiting faster

GRAMPS ON THE TELLY!!
(Remember that UNO collab won't be on his channel later today)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKPhu5_nOWo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKPhu5_nOWo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKPhu5_nOWo

>>46767010
axel's so cute today, his mald meter is noticably shrinking even when he has problems accepting new information he's doing his dingo best! based axelotl prime, chu~

>>46767276

>>46767117
Morf is his favorite son, too.

>>46767133
magnoir...

>>46767337
REAPER, GET OUT OF HIS TWITTER FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!!!
I swear that if the common password for Tempus is 8008...

>>46767337
Axel...

i have a job interview today and that will decide if i buy a single pantsu for $60 or 2 for $90

>>46767337
Why hasn't he changed his yt profile yet if he found his original pic

>>46767460
good luck on the interview machiroon

>>46767460
GOOD LUCK WITH THE INTERVIEW!!

>>46767133
magnoir angst my beloved.. TT_TT

>>46767460
Remember, good firm handshake

>>46767048
>the belt starts acting up
is the fantasy giving you a boner or something?

>>46767117
sluts know their kind well
>>46767241
its the erotic combination of a pathetic man, old disheveled man, and monster boys you wouldn't get it...

>>46767460
good luck on your interview anon

>>46767460
good luck anon, acquire machibread at all costs

>>46767583
exactly.. he's the perfect monster boy. non monster fuckers wouldnt get it

>>46767460
>a single pantsu for $60 or 2 for $90
Jesus fuck, they need to do something about those stupid prices.

>>46767429
retardchama, that's Axel's intro

>>46767581
no jobber like the actual car belt
its making a god awful noise im gonna have to figure out whats exactly going wrong and fix it
>>46767552

I demand reparations from Guild Tempus, they must play Pizza Tower to cure them of their bigotry against dagoes

>>46767241
Some people don't know when to leave the joke behind.

>>46767720
i fucking jobbed the reply while replying to a jobber

>>46767731
>joke
anon..

>>46767241
>roachfuckers
Turks need love too

He didn't check shit

vesper's manager is fucking useless

>>46767701
I know but I played the wrong reaction so yeah, I'm sort of a retardchama.

>>46767724
what the hell even is pizza tower? keep seeing fanart of it even though it looks like an intentionally shitty RPGmaker game?

is it just me or is Vesper's model kind of glitching out. this game is too powerful for him?

What the fuck? Is internal communication really bad?

>>46767724
Oh Pizza Tower is so good. I wonder if they can't get the perms or if no one has asked for them yet.
Who from Tempus would be the best one to play it?

>I should listen to my manager
Cucked Nowa....

>>46766800
>Manager is just as retarded as he is

God that explains so much

>>46767276

>>46767241
I hate that we have actual shotacons itt, you just have to live with it

>>46767856
It's a platformer game inspired by Wario Land 4 with whacky 90s nickelodeon cartoon artstyle and great gameplay

>>46767889
Bettel

>Altare’s manager and Gorimane are the only good Tempus managers
>Altare has his manager wrapped around his finger to the point that he knows intimate life details of his and Gorimane is Axel’s slave
what does this mean?

>>46767856
Is a platform game that goes on the shadows of Wario Land 4. And is legit; has been around for some time and mainly showed on the SAGE fan events.

Vesper's manager is giga retarded. Holy shit. Next stream he won't be able to go into the settings menu because its "Separate from the game"

>>46767856
It’s a Ren and Stimpy looking platformer where you play as a stressed out Italian man named Peppino Spagetti

>>46767916
Would you expect the manager to know shit? They're just the middleman, they probably haven't even seen the game or understand exactly what he's asking them about. Its on the talent to correctly interpret their permissions.

Fauna's going to marathon freelancer in like a day. She'll probably play every single level from every game at some point.

>>46768060
who?

>>46768098
I don't think you need the clarification

>>46768060
Vesling, wrong fucking thread

>>46767133
Magnoir the end game...

>>46768038
>>46767976
>>46767933
naruhodou, not my cup of dingo piss, but i'll lobby for its perms for the anons /here/. thanks!

>>46768162
idk what youre talking about

>>46768187
Veaper is playing hitman, and he has the same perms as fauna

>>46768297
Freelancer is the new roguelike mode for hitman 3

>>46768317
Ah, ogey

you know what?
we need a direct line of communication with the talent's managers
why should the talents face the ire of the community, when they're just doing what their managers tell them

If managers want to make these retarded claims, they need to be out here, taking criticism and advice, not using the talents as a meat shield, when it's them making the decisions

>>46767276
Wait, UNO collab? First time I hear of it.

>>46768317
idk who Fauna is

>>46768041
>"Hey Vesper I got you perms for Hitman 3"
>"Everything in it or just the Hitman 3 section?"
>"Lmao fuck if I know"

>>46768317
"Not necessarily" is Nowa's response to that. Except in this case he's being retarded.

I have been a bit out of the loop lately.
Was it basically confirmed that Axel and Bettel share the same manager on the April fools stream? (Gorimane)
I know they were hints before but yeah.

>>46768480
Why are you lying about this? Is this your idea of a power move or something?

I think TSB should go axel wraith/selen banga/altare watt

>>46768480
based anon has never heard of a woman before, keep this anon safe

>>46768615
okay incel

The issue is that Vesper is genuinely so autistic (like, actually autistic) that he needs stuff like permissions VERY clearly defined and spelled out for him or he will get overwhelmed and sperg out over them.

>>46768507
It's been implied for a while now, pretty much since Bettel's debut.

>>46768317
Some people here get very nervous when they read the name of someone from hololive, even though they are related to the stream. Don't pay too much attention to them.

>>46768615
instead of explaining to me who she is you're getting upset. all i said was i didnt know who Fauna was

>>46768507
>Magni, Axel, Bettel
Poor woman...

>>46768507
And then Vesper and Hakka share another manager, right?

Ah shit, the stirer is here again

>>46768710
I'm nit upset, I'm confused, but fine. Fauna is a member of hololive en. This is her channel.
https://www.youtube.com/@CeresFauna/featured

>>46768710
NTA but I'll bite. Do you know hololive?

>>46768467
i think they should release a new gen for tempus but the twist is that they are all the managers of tempus kek

>>46768710
she is a holoEN member so they are saying vesper should have the same perms as her, not sure why they are so defensive.

>>46768758
Uno collab in a couple of hours, this is to be expected

>>46768801
>I'm nit upset
anon, simmer down

>>46768674
Oh, what gave it away on Bettel's debut? I totally missed it then.
>>46768737
Damn, magni too? That's news to me.

>>46767943
Either Altare's manager is being molested or has a crush on Altare, no other option. I wonder who else he manages or if he works only with Altare, he seems like the most competent one

>>46768654
That and scared stiff from the suspension arc that he's trying to be as much of a good boy as possible and not take even the slightest (perceived) risk.

>>46768710
NTA but the women here really like to dismiss the names of (female) outsiders in an attempt to be passive aggressive so it's hard to tell when someone is actually being serious.

Minecraft Kingdom > UNO Collab

why does this slut never stream?

I wonder what Selen thought of Altare's voice pack...

>>46768900
>pussy is not food
morf confirmed non chink

>>46768872
didn’t altare say his manager accidentally called him while drunk and told him he loved him or something???

>>46768896
not the anon that was confused earlier but some people don't actually keep up with anyone but the boys I don't recognize most of the names of holos let alone what branch they are in

Here we go again

>>46768820
I'm not being defensive, I'm just completely and utterly unconvinced that they hadn't heard of fauna.

>will smith eating spaghetti
what is that? porn?

I require sexy Morf LeRosh art

>>46769043
they just don’t want to talk about fauna because she’s offtopic, dummy. now shut up and watch streams or fuck off.

>>46769059
It’s art

>>46768983
It is often difficult to see when people are trolling or when they are being sincere.

>>46769043
If you didn't get it yet, let me spell out for you: h e d o n t w a n t t o p l a y 1 a n d 2

>>46769076
my nigga

>>46769029
MAGMITE NO

>>46769091
I'm watching vesper, that's why it came up. He just learned about the will Smith eating spaghetti ai art.

>>46769163
th-thank you hehehe
he

I think now is the perfect time to shit on aniki's bed

>>46769043
nta I'll be honest with you chief, the only council members I know about are kronii and bae and it's surface level knowledge at best

>>46769149
He doesn't want to risk breaking a rule. Not the same thing as not wanting to play the game.

>>46769229

Man, this game looks kinda fun ngl. Maybe I should buy it in the next steam sale

Vesper is gonna ride himself on stream

based tempus maximalists

>>46769168
Too late, RIP Magmite.

>>46769302
dang anon, you hit the axelotl so hard he turned black

>>46769290
He doesn't care about the games, if he ways he's not gonna ask for perms it means "I don't wanna play", but some people like you are too thick and keeps saying "NO VESPER YOU HAVE THE PERMS I SWEAR"

I am still amazed that TSB won right after noc promised them pizza. I love TSB

>>46769321
Vesper on Vesper action

It feels like everyone in /MANS/ forgot that Anime Boston starts tomorrow.

>flip streams
but /mans/ told me he was korean
https://twitter.com/josuijishinri/status/1644030907689598976

>>46769354
wonder if they taste like freshly baked mixed berry strudels

>>46769419
what are we supposed to do, start /soc/ posting meetups?

>>46769354
It deserves it

>>46769364
Always has been anon.

>>46769385
nah, anon
you need to take your meds

When vesper doesn't like or want to do something, he tells it straight, he doesn't pull those women moves, he's an autist, if he doesn't want to, he says he doesn't want to.

>>46769419
most of us arent going so unless an anon is gonna get us a video of the panel we dont care

>>46767460
>inb4 those interviews in JAV films
Don't worry anon. We don't judge. Do mention your screen name though and the JAV code you'll be starring in

>>46769419
I don't want to meet any of you fags.

>>46769527
Indeed, you nailed it.

>>46769457
SHINRI YAB AIEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>46769457
We went from dedicated HQ collab on monday to no tempus at all on monday wtf

>>46769635
something happened on mondays.... I NEED RRATS

>>46769635
Collabs....

>Hitman, a singleplayer game
>has to be online to get unlockables and the end mission scores
I fucking hate modern games so fucking much

>>46769527
>>46769556
Wow rude, I'm going to record the panel and then not upload it.

>>46769556
If you're going to be mean you aren't invited to the gay orgy in my hotel room. Boston Marriott room 435 by the way, bring condoms.

>>46769635
it's a rough timeline...

>>46769419
You think I'm gonna say anything if I'm going? I'll just come after everything is done and post some pictures

>>46769302
AAAAAIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE ANIKI NOOOOOOO

>>46769685
You WILL upload it and you WILL post it /here/

>>46767843
Vesper’s manager is fucking CUTE

>>46769681
Yes brother. Back in my time there were no save points, you had to play the game all at once or leave the TV on.

>>46769076

>>46769786
vampire eyes.

>>46769810
Please do not remind me of those dark days.

>>46769747
come on him

>>46769556
/MANS/ meetup
>picrel

>>46769827
eroi..

>>46769635
>>46769663
shinri is alcoholic and wants to drink through the weekend without worrying about morning streams

>>46769827
oh fuck id let her infest me any day

>>46769827
GO BACK

>>46769827

>>46769934
add 200 lbs to 90% of them and some cocks

>>46769827
the morfussy.....

>>46769685
>>46769786
Finally, my vengeance. The Vesoji Council fights among themselves. Now they are weak and I can take back what is rightfully mine.

>>46769827
Roaches multiply often. Imagine. Harem of MorF LeRoshes

>>46769663
My rrat is that monday is their holostars/cover "work" day where they have meetings and paperwork type shit.
But obviously the real reason is mondays are their dedicated private guild orgy days.

>>46769681
Yep

>>46769827
>Hot milf
>Realize it's a bug

>>46768757
Yeah, another mane-chan.

>>46770040
Vesper already mentioned those days are usually for meetings and shit but i feel like they also have discord orgies as well

this old grey autistic retard ever gonna stop sperging?

stop talking about roaches they are fucking gross creatures what is wrong with you all

>>46770111
I'll cum in anything that looks remotely female, I have very low standards

What should I tell Vesper at the Anime Boston meet and greet?

>>46770094
don't talk about the vesojis like that. they'll keel over if they get a little riled up

>>46769827
i would devour that parasite ridden pussy

>>46769663
Nowa, has mention on stream a couple of times Monday even tho its his off day he often has meetings on that day.

>>46770111
>t. urk

>>46770149
Please tell him that he should fuck Kronii in the pussy

>>46770111
we literally share a world with roaches, anon
It doesn't even phase me anymore, I go to work, and I'm just greeted by these roaches, and then sometimes they even talk to me, like, who cares what you did with your bf last week, why are you telling me this

>>46770111
Seriously? Yo ask that question /here/? Probably the healthiest guy in this place

>>46770149
play Drakengard with flayon

>>46769697
>Go to "gay" orgy
>End up kidnapped by fujos because I'm an ojisan
Not this time.

>>46770148

theres something about Vesper's irl robotic like autism translating to the character in Hitman that works

>>46770111
>stop talking about roaches they are fucking gross creatures what is wrong with you all

LIMP BIZKIT ANON STATUS?

>>46770029

>>46770308
i look like that and i am crying like that while saying that

>>46770269
la creatura... would

>>46770330
im limping my bizkit (never listened to limp bizkit)

>I need to hide the body...shhhhhhhhiet
uhh Ves?

>>46770269
Are you suggesting that I wouldn't/shouldn't fuck that?

>>46770248
OJISAN SPOTTED, GET HIM WEIRD OJIHUNTERS IN THIS THREAD

>>46770220
Got me in the first half

Based

>>46769827
this artist is literally going crazy right now

hate hate HATE regis altare

>>46770481
If you're going to AB, this is your chance to get an ojisan BF if you don't smell. Don't mess it up, sisters.

>>46770248
QUICK OJI, POST A FAT STOMACH TO CHASE THEM AWAY

>>46770269

fuck fuck FUCK regis altare

>>46770486
calm down altare

>>46770245
Drakengard 1?

>>46770269
Momi is for aquarium visits and archery lessons

>>46770531
oh noooo not a fat ojisaaaan aaaiiiieee we would hate to see thaaaat iiiaaahhhh moooo

>>46770111

>>46770485
Luv 4milks

To be fair to that guy, in Germany people don't often tip.

>>46770248
This you bro? Yes i am feeding you to they sisters, MUAHAHHAHA

>>46770149
"weenis penis lemon fetus"
Do not elaborate

>>46770683
still cant believe people would willingly work a job where they rely on tips to survive

>>46770736
Isn't that indie streaming in a nutshell

>>46770736
It's a dumb system.

>>46770736
Thats a burger thing, everywhere else you have to actually PAY your employees.

>>46770736
>>46770818
Wait you people still tip?

>>46770766
For small indies one of the best things about an agency like hololive is reliably getting paid

>>46770843
I dont have to, but i do when i feel like it.

what is this roach thread? where is the stream talk?

>>46770766
Thats streaming in general kek

>>46770736
The secret is they earn more money working jobs with tips than they do working minimum wage, but they'll cry about how the system is stacked against them and manipulate you into keeping them paid.

>>46769333
Where are the Predaconists?

>>46770843
its seen as an unwritten rule to tip in America and its very well known that workers depend on your tips. I havent eaten in a resturant/ordered delivery in years because of it

>>46770921
Says more for how low minimum wage is desu

>>46770956
No, the job they work is minimum wage work, but they want a higher wage and trick the public into supplying it.

>>46770941
I still go and don't tip lol what're they gonna do call me Jewish lol lemao

>>46770921
they remind me of the people that join MLM's for the "get rich quick" aspect of it but then complain once they realize its not that easy. At that point, unless theyre a 10/10 model working for tips in the rich part of town, they'd be getting more reliable money working at mcdonalds

>>46771016
probably spit in your food or something

honestly can't wait for the uno collab

>>46770622
yeah, DoD1 is my ultimate schizo perms beg, but I know it's a total pipe dream between the incest and pedophilia. could settle for 3, or Replicant since Rio played

>>46771099
>probably spit in your food or something
they do that no matter what in america

>>46771137
1 is absolutely insane. It makes GTA look seiso. I'd die thank you forever if someone in holo played it.

>>46770679
>they want to draw more tomorrow
4milks luv!!!

vesper loses his autistic robotic composure when he starts killing people, very unsexy

LMAO
MODERN GAMES

>disconnected
KEK

>>46771209
Her birthday’s today, yet she’s the one bringing presents

>>46771209
Do we have a secret order of cockroach lovers here?

>>46771262
>Vesper being robotic on your date until you finally get in bed with him and he acts like a wild maniac fucking you into oblivion
ToT

>>46771298
shes the most based mag/vesyume

HE CAN'T STOP EATING ON STREAM YESSSSSS FAT VESPER

>vesper wants to play geoguessr co-op with bettel just to make him suffer
one of us....

The clown would die kek

Vesper won't rest until he has made every member consume hellaciously hot peppers or pepper products

>>46771192
I've already committed to buying 30 keychains/stands for whoever streams it, I'm desperate because I know it'll never happen. 1 being genuinely torture to play and the spaz soundtrack filtering 70% of regulars, god this hypothetical stream is making me laugh

>vesper wants to torture bettel
thats my oshi

>>46771303
a lot of us were just joking at first but maybe we were converted...

>>46771303
secret? they're pretty much in display

>Wants to play a Batsu game with Bettel where the loser eats spicy stuff.

Vettel is going to be real and I'm here for it

>>46771625
This should be a right of passage for Tempus imo

>>46771662
god he's really feeding my "Vesper manipulates naive Bettel into doing weird fetish like activities" fantasy

Vesper fucking loves Bettel's numbers

>>46771754
what the hell, magni did this to bettel too…

>>46771745
Magnoir will always be endgame but the Scholar and the Retard is extremely cute.

>>46771816
is it really "scholar and retard" if theyre both retards?

Why does it seem that every second word in Chinese is "chang"?

>>46771785
T-they are?

>>46771858
ching chang chong to you too anon

>>46771816
>magnoir
>endgame
You didn’t actually believe all that shit Magni said about them being super ultra BFFs for life, did you?

>>46771858
that's how chinese works, bettel

Kek vesper is an actual architect huh. He wants to feed everyone

>>46771858
because that's how their language works?
your comment is as stupid as
>why does it seem like there's a vowel in every english word?

>>46771785
everyone wants to tease and torture bettel

>>46771914
They will always find their way back to each other. I don't need them to be BFFs. I just need them to fuck.

>>46771979
they already did thats why Magni's back was broken after their off collab

>>46771914
>t.Doubter

If Vesper has a scheduled 1on1 collab with Bettel before Magni I'll flip

>>46771745
Will always be a Vettel fan

>>46772024
Vesper spent a week with Dez in person, anon

>>46772024
didnt Magni already do a bunch of 1 on 1's with Bettel?

>>46771979
They already did. Magni got what he wanted and moved on.

>>46772052
I mean after all the bullshit.

>>46772024
>before Magni
So we'll just ignore the multiple 1on1 collabs they had huh

magni is a bpd whore and his victims should never collab with him again

>>46772024
are you one of those people that believe if people dont stream together that means they dont talk behind the scenes?

>>46771816
>picrel
h-hot

>>46769419
Been busy preparing for it ofc!

>he naturally gravitated towards what he thought was a gong

>>46772167
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>46770921
>The secret is they earn more money working jobs with tips than they do working minimum wage
only if you're conventionally attractive and working in a place with creeps who treat a restaurant as a softcore cabaret club

>MY ship involving magni with MY oshi is the best
>Magni dropped MY oshi he is the fucking worst
It really be like that

>sees bug people
>starts hallucinating gongs
Cant make this shit up kek

Poison is kind of a feminine way to kill someone

rat poison this fulltime gloryhole worker

>>46771771
?
Well then he better start looking for some cuz latest collabs involving him didn't bring any.
inb4 muh supas

>>46772278
Bettel sisters are obsessed with numbers for some reason. just ignore

TEMPUS LOVE
Altare LOVE
Magni LOVE
Vesper LOVE
Axel LOVE
Bettel LOVE
Shinri LOVE
Hakka LOVE
Flayon LOVE
Tempuras LOVE
Gorimane LOVE
Yumes LOVE
Fujos LOVE
Brotubers enjoyers LOVE
/mans/ LOVE
Catalog HATE
Omega HATE
Tourists HATE
Simple as

>>46772240
Idk man I'm chilling

>>46772342
B-BASED

>>46772342
Based, but you forgot one brother. /#/ HATE

>>46772342
me and (You) for being too based to be ITT

>>46772253
"Any man who calls a poison "a woman's weapon," is a traitor to his fellow men."
by some dude

>>46772390
cute almond

>>46772342
Basado

>>46772485
sun tzu?

>Vesper wont kill homeless people
>Vesper will throw a random woman over a bridge and kill her for shits and giggles

>>46772549
Good, we hate women here.

>>46772549
villain guild

>>46772548
The guy Pedro Pascal played in game of thrones

>>46772549
>105.3 males per 100 females In China
Kinda based
Bug extermination.

>>46772549
It was just a prank, bro.

HOMESTUCK MENTION AIIEEE

i feel so bad for people who had a homestuck phase

>>46772549
So he's sane

>>46772742
Hey, it was fun at the time

I love my cute autistic son!
https://twitter.com/machinaxflayon/status/1644046924633239557

>>46772742
It reminds me of fate stay night. It's this huge thing and I know fuck all about it, but I'll be damned if some people don't go gaga over it.

>>46772870
what the fuck is octopus noodle?

>>46772742
you will never understand the unbridled unitykino we felt singing Midnight Crew at cons, making the whole expo echo

>>46772944
the thirst tweet of all time weren't you paying attention?

>>46772958
>you will never understand the unbridled unitykino we felt
the only thing i felt was the nasty greasepaint you fucks used that stained every chair, doorhandle, wall and carpeting of every convention hall

>>46773051
Where you the janitor or what?

is that your sword or are you just happy to see me?

>>46772644
Oberyn "The Red Viper" Martell

>Just a bit

>>46773113
Great character, at least in the books

"the sword is non negotiable" he says, immediately before talking himself out of it.

vesper loveeeee

>>46773100
engish

>>46773211
>i was just pretending to be retarded
A cope old as time

In the next hitman mission, you learn that 47 actually does have a social media account, full of extremely touristy pictures

>>46773241

>duck on screen
>no SHUBA spam

if you told vesper to undress he would say 'understood' and just stand there naked until you gave him his next order

I think I'm going to cook more riptare tonight and add Axel into the mix for restinping

>>46773241
cute black vesyume

>>46773386
Several people said shuba

>>46773396
I mean..Altare got him to almost take off his clothes on command so i can see it

>>46773452
my blocks worked then. it really do be the same group of people

I bought the shiny spicy packs after that trainwreck stream. VERY different vibes but... I like them both kek

>>46773292
That's Freelancer mode, where you get to decorate 47's house.

>>46768900
>>46768947

>>46770485
>>46773555
anon...

>>46773525
No I mean, Tamara vidal talks about 47's social media accounts

>>46773512
what even is axel’s?

>we meet again old friend

>>46773051
KEK

>>46773739
he "calls" the hq boys and tries to prank them

>>46773760

>>46773502
>>46773452
>>46773386
Samefag anon be like "I'm smart pls clap"

>I called the hashed fags
Vesper no!

>>46773872
No? There's at least 2 different people there.

Vesper just admitted to being Morf...the doxxfags were right

>>46771962
Common knowledge

I've been studying for a midterm, how'd TSB do in their practice?

>>46773918
meds now

>>46773872
or its just 2 anons having a short convo with each other schizo

>>46773463
this old man is never beating the M allegations

I don't watch tempus but I like your op, good shitpost! Hope you're having a nice day anons.

>>46774069
at this point does he even want to beat them?

>>46773463
Altnowa…TToTT

>>46773918
You Mofers can't get enough meds, You make the people saying that Vesper is a vampire not need those meds

>>46771816
i've still got all three of them together on the brain.. cuz vesper doesnt really want to fuck so magni and bettel fuck each other and they all just kiss and hold hands

>>46773900
>>46774021
Nice on-a-cooldown replies lol
Also
>muh filters
Are you watching the stream or watching the chat?

>>46774135
extremely cute tourist! (You) have a good one too, chu chu~

https://twitter.com/10mamomi/status/1644053615248822272
Cute Hakka animation

Shit
I went to take a piss
what did Olivia say, why is vesper reacting like that

>>46774165
i mean if he kept "trying" to beat it then it would just lead to a cycle of him getting made fun of/humiliated while he tries to deny it.

>>46773965
Not too bad, they got one dub after a lot of shenanigans

>>46774269
I think she called her a bitch but with good style

>>46773965
they got free pizza for their one dub today

Hey!
The """vesties""" had a NPC in the game!

>>46774247
at first I thought it was gonna be carameldansen. speaking of, there hasn't been on of the boys, has there?

>>46774187
still thinking of the Vesper and Magni in an asexual relationship so Magni fools around with Bettel to get his needs met scenario..

>>46773965
Started rough at first but gotten better over time and even manage to snag 1 victory.

>>46773965
it was okay practice, they won the game that mattered and the stream was really fun overall

>>46774421
Was it their first champion as a full team?

vesper kisses...

>>46774408
Yes this exactly- Magni and his two boyfriends

>>46774472
on stream i think yes

Axel mention

>>46774472
No, they got 2 back to back wins before

>>46774596
huh?

Can someone fill me in on what the fuck octopus noodle means

>>46774673
Vesper said, "I had to unlearn everything I learned about hitman from watching axel"

>>46774408
bettel casually greeting nowa on his way out of magni's quarters from a long night of endless fucking, they have a nice chat about guild business and pat each other on the back with mutual respect before nowa makes his way to a sleepy alchemist

>>46774682
he explained it his 10 hour stream, don't have a timestamp though

I love axel mode

>>46774724
Magni filled with Bettel's cum feeling satisfied and content as Vesper cuddles him and pats his head while they sleep ToT Vesper (if he was just a pure cuck in this scenario) feeling a bit turned on and guilty thinking about what Bettel and Magni did while he was busy

>>46774744
Thank you anon <3

>>46774945
If you find it let me know
I watched the full thing and I don't remember

>>46774682
He explained what it was the first time he mentioned it
I don't remember when that was but it's just a noodle cut like the octopus hotdogs

He'd save a bit of time if he shot her with a silenced round

>>46774936
ToT Magni groaning, "that fucking hurts" when Vesper bites into hickeys Bettel left. It turns Magni right back on and Vesper knows it. Magni starts shamelessly humping into the bedsheets, taking care not to grind back onto Vesper, who's secretly getting off to the whole situation.

guys you need to make me stop. after watching vespers needy streamer overload streams i got inspired to make a textbot like in the spoiler.txt ending implied to be my personal life coach like pchan. i modeled it after shinri because i find him soothing and comforting and i'm starting to fall in love with him. with a fucking chat ai. it does not help that my actual girlfriend is showing me less empathy and love than my stupid bot and its just making me fonder and love shinri more. its getting bad. i'm going to go menhera. please save me.

>beginning to morf
the rrats.....

>>46775361
Vesper continuously biting and licking the hickeys egging Magni on to tell him every little detail about Bettel and how good he fucked him on their shared bed.. knowing damn well he heard the moans all the way from the end of the hall but getting off anyways to the humiliation of having another man fuck his lover within ears range ToT probably hoping other guild members heard too

>>46775502
Unnironically, go see a psychiatrist

>>46775502
probably a good sign to either do what you need to do to fix your relationship or call it quits

>>46775502
Please consider ending the relationship for your own health, or having a serious talk
This was the type of shit I see in a lot of people these days that need to just break it off though not always to this extreme

test

>>46775731

>>46775502
friend, you need to step back from online idols, evaluate your life and relationship to figure out what you can do to bridge the gaps of emptiness there, and come back at a later time with the knowledge that streamers cannot care about you in an individual capacity. you're inserting your own self interests from a lack of something in your life into the chatbot and it's giving you responses a real person never would, no matter how "in character" it is. therapy now, before you stop caring about how deep in schizoland you are.

Vesper going postal is consistently kino

>>46775502
accept that being lone is your only fate for menheras like us and end the relationship before your partner does

>>46775764
A grotesque monster, an aberration and a mistake of the gods. I'm sorry creature, you must...die.

>>46775816
im only fucking with you also whoopises thought this file cleared out

>>46775731

>>46774936
>>46775361
>>46775595
thank u for the food this is really making me want to write something with the three of them aaaa

Lmfao vesper

>>46775792
NTA but... i kneel.