/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>45578882
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shalt not override the discussion of thy neighbour.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys’ numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thy words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr—
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

magni stream onegai

see what i did there hehe
>>45578882
OP sauce:
https://twitter.com/arky_arashi/status/1636044201405321216

Frames:
>Hakka - Drawing stream (Menshi)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tuROViGHyy8
>Hakka, Rio - Fall Guys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SqEzHL-bLp8

Magni will never stream solo again.

>>45578898
Amen.

https://twitter.com/ksnym_/status/1637717856334024706?t=maN7HCIZ6kM6ov0aQd86Dw&s=19
how do i get a cute machiroon gf

for anyone wanting to buy Fes merch, heres how they look !!

>>45578853
Merch is the best thing you can do to support Cover talents, they take a higher percentage of merch sales than SCs, though I can't remember the exact numbers.

>>45579127
so cute

>>45578765
What a cute pilot

>>45579127
AAAAAAAA

Do we know how many acrylic standees are left?

>>45579187
Magni is so cute, I'm so excited for mine.

>>45579248
:3 thank you anon! more than enough justification to start buying multiple of my oshis merch

roru

>>45578733
Thanks!

>>45579283
Geekjack
3- Altare
SOLD OUT - Magni
6 - Axel
2- Vesper

i'll check holopro store in a bit

>>45579500
Do JPs love Magni? His buttons are flying off the shelves on Mercari

>>45578541
Me too man, me too

>>45579440
the things i do for this boy...

>>45579440
yes flay...

>>45579283
shit im stupid are you talking about the 6 month anniversary acrylics?

>>45579283
If you mean the live 2Dart ones
>GK
Altare: 160
Magni: 152
Axel: 162
Vesper: 167
Bettel: 72
Flayon: 119
Hakka: 115
Shinri: 111

>Holo shop
Altare: 737
Magni: 720
Axel: 756
Vesper: 906
Bettel: 228
Flayon: 618
Hakka: 478
Shinri: 577
Geekjack always has less stock. VG had around half the stock made that HQ had.

>>45579547
geekjack is mainly used by EU's, but his acrylic charms are sold out on the Holopro store so Magni got the SEA and EU market taken which is really good

>>45579547
magnis design is pure sex

Been watching old clips and most of them just remind me how much I miss them...

>>45579695 (me)
>GJ*

>>45579695
jesas christ bettel

>>45579736
This unironically, he has the best design out of Tempus

>>45579658
I meant the 6th month but thanks anyway haha
>>45579695
Thank you

>>45579767
Axel and Magni will never do another 1-on-1 stream.

>>45579695
ok glad i dont have to worry about some of the boys being out of stock anytime soon by the time i get my job. gonna have an army of my oshi...

>>45579976
Sh-shut up!!

>>45579695
i expect a magni shrine soon

>>45579736
ain't that the truth

>>45579187
do you have any photos of the message board cards? want to know if i need to get something to protect them with

>>45578392
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/1770576695?t=03h18m18s
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/1770576695?t=03h36m01s
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/1770576695?t=03h45m16s
after the copypastas he laughs a lot also fuck you for making me notice how cute he counds laughing

>>45580177
Nice, thanks anon!
yw ;)

Flay seems interested in this
Anyone know anything about it?
https://twitter.com/AstralShiftPro/status/1622656454355218432

>>45580141
talking about these? the material is paper so you may want to frame them or something

The regret I feel for not getting Magni's birthday merch and copium keychain is overwhelming

>>45580021
do not wallow

>>45580141
100%, they'll be flimsy as a mf. Always protect your merch, I suggest a card protector with some backing slipped into it

>>45580328

>>45580328
Magni is here to swallow

>>45580381

>>45580371
backing? like a piece of cardboard behind it?

>>45579127
that a Miyabi bag? is this like those cases where two fans of the same chuuba start dating, but with one of the fans also being a chuuba in the same company?

>>45580381
>>45580433
Everyone has two Axel’s inside

>>45580290
Same. I didn't know until around Christmas that Magni was my oshi. don't know how people figure out their oshi so fast, I saw people calling Bettel their oshi in debut week, crazy but good on them.

>>45580177
Yeah, I never really realized before today but rpr has such an adorable laugh

>>45579695
Flayon....

>>45580493
sometimes it just clicks on debut (like it did for me with one of the HQ boys) and sometimes it takes time. it just depends really.

>>45580514
He doesn't usually laugh like that kek

bettel sobbing uncontrollably because he misses maguni so much

>>45580493
I doubt all of them stay, some probably already moved on to the next new shiny thing.

>>45580493
I knew right at debut that I loved Altare, but I wasn’t 100% sure he was my oshi until after the 12 hour Pokémon stream

>>45580493
do people really? you barely know them...

>>45580448
Pretty much, though if you can get something thinner like a small acrylic or plexiglass pane you'll be better off

>>45580707
what. did I write this? I am the exact same

>>45580493
>people calling Bettel their oshi in debut week
Ryonasisters know what they want

>fes merch already made
>shipping schedule is mid june
FOR WHAT FUCKING REASON

>>45580493
I realized Magni was my new oshi with Alchemist's Prologue.

>>45580632
I know, I’ve seen a lot of streams with him and this is the first time I’ve heard him laugh like that. I like his normal laugh too though

>>45580493
Altare became my oshi with his first "guitar" menshi and I thought that was really fucking early...

>>45580896
pls undastand japanese autism

>>45580911
he sounds like he's choking kek https://www.twitch.tv/videos/1770576695?t=04h01m21s

>>45580908
who did you cheat him for, you cheating whore

I got really lucky with Magni because I originally liked him for his screaming and humor but he has only done things that have made me like him more, like his singing, loopstations and the rpstream

>>45580493
fell in love with Nowa the first time he laughed during his debut, still in love with him despite menhera episodes im bipolar and can relate a lot to him so if anything my love for him deepened

>>45581086
Same

>>45580896
Probably to encourage people to buy it at the event and not just go "Eh, I'll get it kater."

>>45580908
>spoiler
whore

>>45581107
i dont remember typing this

>>45580672
Pathetic creature I want to hose him down

>>45580272
>>45580371
Do you think it would fit in that postcard binder in the shop? I was considering buying it to store the message cards, but thought they wouldn't fit (sold out now, so kind of pointless asking I guess :( )

i think i dont watch vesper enough but do you really think he is autistic/most likely autistic? that word gets thrown around easily.

would you kiss the cute holostars pilot if you had the chance?

>>45581412
timeloopchama, not again...

>>45581257
handle with care

>>45581473
oh thanks for pointing it out my autistic ass almost gave them a serious answer

>>45581417
>no capitalization
who are you doppelganger

>>45581493

>>45581558
A (You) whore obviously

>>45581558
The original finally gave up...

>>45581493

i want to go drinking with vesper, take him home, and draw on his face with sharpie

>>45581417
not unless he plays dbfz this week

>>45581670
t. jigglypuff

>>45581493

>>45581302
For sure, and I'm sad I didn't realize those were available before, I have a lot of letters and signed cards and stuff I'd have loved to keep in it

>>45581493
HUFF HUFF HUFF HUFF ToT SHHHHHLLLLLURRRPPPPPP AHHHHH ToT

>>45581670

>>45581699

>>45581792

>>45581774
Maybe it will be restocked? :( I think last thread said keychains were restocked? But maybe only GeekJack restocks idk :(( sorry anon, but thanks for letting me know

>>45581699

>>45581417
Yes!

>>45581670
I'm onto your game...

>>45581417
I would hold his chin towards me and force him to not dart away from my eyes. I would painstakely edge my face closer to his, eating up how flushed and bothered his cheeks are. I would feel his anxious breath brush along my lips before I exchange them with mine, an assertive forward liplock that would make his body shiver in my oncoming arms. I would hold him up and let him melt onto my strength as he settles reciprocating with his begging tongue before dominating it with firm twirling lashes of my own drooling organ. I would let him moan and groan down my throat as I stroke his hair, fingertips crawling down the back of his neck for being a good boy.

I just realized, i dont think i have seen a meds edit of the boys.

>>45582137
>>45582323

>>45581043
The "I can't breed" right after makes it even better

What made me realize Altare was my oshi was the 12 hour Minecraft stream. I watched the entire thing live and that’s just a lot of time to spend “with” someone… that was when the brainwashing was fully given an opportunity to take hold.

anons, is the recent Apex VOD of solo Axel that was taken down worth to watch? or was just him shitting on it for X reason?

>>45582558
Cute anon

i want to groom flayon into becoming an alcoholic

>>45582947
No.

>>45582947
ok vesper

>>45582589
He's his usual whiny self in solos, last game was good though. you're better off watching today's or any vsaikyou prac.

>>45582947
i don't need to groom him, my oshi is already an alcoholic

>open Hakka's membership waiting room
>A bunch of Hololive girls mentions
>Close tab

Lol, the title of this clip
https://www.twitch.tv/rprx/clip/EasyReliableBillPipeHype-0WFoi3MdD0Q9z7kV

>>45581493
jezas that hand is giant is this shota bettel?

>>45583235

>>45583288
That's just the title of the stream where this clip is from

https://youtu.be/K0LIXMiQsQY
fuck whoever posted this last thread because i’m falling in love.

>>45581493

>>45583150
Groom him to be sober then

>>45583396
No it's not
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/1767618140

>>45583290
no, it's regular smol bettel

>>45583288
kek

>>45583410
Excellent, glad to know I'm doing my part in the kidnapping and brainwashing effort~

Surprise there is a Flay stream today!
https://twitter.com/machinaxflayon/status/1637963040262959107

>>45583486
whats the fun in watching someone mentally healthy?

>>45583500
It's insane how much smaller Bettel is than Magni ;)

>>45583410
Now imagine if he took real singing lessons and had proper technique and

Vesper Altare Magni Bettel schedule doko?

>>45583495
It is, he changed it later. I watched it live

>>45583596
i wanted to sleep earlier today

>>45583705
>VAMBire

>>45583500
post the one where Magni's holding his arm

>>45583665
He is taking them though? (or at least he was - they may have ended by now)

>>45583790
WHATCHU SAY?

>>45583814
He took at least 5 but none of them were in person. You really don't learn as much through mics and zoom and correcting is harder

Has anyone besides flay put up a schedule?

>>45583994
Just Hakka, Axel and Shinri

>>45583797

>>45581417
YES!!! KISSKISS FOR FLAYFLAY!!!!!!!! MWAH MWAH

>>45584093
GOD

>>45584093
Un-fucking-real

>>45583596
wasn't he supposed to take a 2 day break

>>45584093
I could fucking snap that arm in two

>>45584093
ToT

>>45583766

>>45583596
LET'S FLAYCKING GOOOOOOOOO

>>45583929
Yeah, I was a bit disappointed to hear he was doing them online because it's probably harder to get accurate feedback, but I guess it was probably a lot easier for him since he didn't have his car up and running at the time. Hopefully he can find one he can do in person next

>>45584093
how is he so small. HOW

>>45584093

>>45583596
HE CANCELED HIS OFF DAY THE LITTLE BRAT

>>45584093
This just makes me want to see Axel's hands compared to someone else's properly to see if they are actually big or not

>>45584093
kek thank you

i want to snap bettel’s twig like bones ToT

>>45584068
i see axel has L4D2 on his schedule but shinri doesn't. Has anyone confirmed if L4D2 will be a full tempus collab?

>>45581257
you'll have to teach him how to pee properly because he's so pathetic he can't do it on his own

>>45584093
This makes me nervous.

>>45584363
this image of magni is so cute
i want to pinch his cheeks

>>45584170
>>45584363
He needs correction!
I volunteer to administer it~

>>45584227
me on the right sitting through the omori stream until the collab

>>45584448
Why would you make this and then post it for everyone to see

>>45584591
Mental sickness, my friend.

>>45584420
no one knows until the collab starts that day

Give it to me. Chances of a Magni stream tonight?

>>45584448
What the fuck is wrong with Bettelheads. How are they even more schizo than Magmites?

>>45584686
if he doesn't he hates us (me the most)

>>45584686
More likely than a Gura stream

>>45584686
Fortnite at 5 am

>>45584448
i bet he'd just stand there full of shame looking down to the ground while you take his pants off to clean
he's so helpless

Since no one has said it

HERMANITO EN EL TELLY!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tuROViGHyy8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tuROViGHyy8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tuROViGHyy8

>>45584591
>posts talks about piss
>spoilers the piss
>gets upset when he clicks on it

Bruh just hover your mouse away from the image bruh close your eyes haha

>>45581611
I'm still here!!

>>45584855
Member btw

>>45584855
I don't have a membership :(

flay ff14 update: he changed his glamour
https://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/character/37111246/

>>45584667
doki doki, i wonder.. desu i really don't give a shit if that fag vesper joins but i know it would sooth some tempuras hearts if he did so fingers crossed

>>45584941
Skill Issue

So the vsaikyou coach is a fleshtuber? don't know what to feel about that

>>45584448
STOP! You violated the law.

>>45585025
how do you feel about rpr?

>>45584878
>Why
Learn to read pissfag.

I LOVE THIS GUY LIKE YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE!!!!!!!!!!! Last night was great!! I went to sleep with a smile on my face and woke up with a smile on my face- thank you Axel!!!! I'm really, ahhh!!! I'm just really happy for him man, I'm really really happy. It started out a bit rough with the solo-APEX he wasn't too satisfied with, but I'm glad that the night turned around in his favour and had somehow exploded into one of the funniest, and most gameplay lesson filled streams I've ever seen!!! Really-! Despite the server troubles, Axel, Selen, and RPR all played very well, and once the support coaches started rolling in- they only got better!!! Axel's really blessed man, he's so beloved and I hope he sees it! He's been getting praised almost non-stop by 4 pro-players, isn't that amazing?!??? Isn't he amazing!????? He even ended up brushing arms with Kanae of all people!!! I'm so happy for Axel!!!!!!! That must feel amazing!!!! He's doing so well AAAAAAAAAAHHH!! Man. VSAI has been a blessing already, and there's still so much time to go. I know Axel is going to strive to do better and better, to work harder and harder- I'll be supporting him the entire time!!! Even throughout the constant teasing and snake jokes, Axel was able to switch back to game-mode in an instant and focus on what needs to be done, and what he could've done better in a situation, asking questions to RPR or Noct, and discussing with them about plays. iPN and Tempplex would sometimes praise him or give their advice in chat too!!! AHHH! Axel's so loved man, it makes me so happy to see his efforts and skills recognized. Especially proud of his improvement in aim!! He's really gotten so much better at that, and I'm amazed! I think Noct(? forgive me if I'm wrong there) was too, once he heard about his mouse sensitivity. I'm greatful to them, as well, for chastising Axel a bit about his habit of putting lowering himself all the time. You're doing so terribly amazing Axel. You're unironically a shooting star, and it's ok to be selfish a bit more. Please. Give yourself a big 'ol pat on the back and say you're proud of what you've been able to do so short into the tournament. AH! SORRY I'M LIKE!!! TYPING TOO MUCH BUT I WILL EXPLODE AND DIE IF I DO NOT! I ADORE HIM!! I'M SO GLAD HE FELL INTO HOLOSTARS. I'M SO GLAD HES' AXEL SYRIOS!! I'm just happy. Really. I hope that he's getting very good sleep and eats only good foods. I hope that this guy's projects go smoothly and in his favour. I hope that this guy is always warm and loved. Stay healthy Axel!!!!!!!!!!
AXEL LOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>45584448
The content of the image is debatable but your style is very cute.

https://twitter.com/MomoCon/status/1637965800110694401
Shiny Spicy Shinri at a con

>>45585113
KOWAI AXELOTL

>>45585105
At least he has a model/is kind of a vtuber

>>45585113
every day your posts get longer

>>45584591
>Thread when to shit after Bettel debut
Unironically Bettelheads are schizo

>>45584720
>What the fuck is wrong with Bettelheads
How new? did you miss all that ryonaposting ?

>>45585254
LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Axel kind of leaked this

>>45585113
ANIKI LOVE

>>45585254
That’s cool!

>>45585283
Why are men so dramatic

>>45585254
good luck leader, please don’t job

>>45585254
MY BOYS

>>45585254
neat.

>>45585025
rpr also does a lot of streams with facecam and they don't have any issues interacting with him. Nocturnal seems really laidback and fun, so they should be fine.

>>45585380
>men
Trying to start genderwars ITT again. Fuck off already.

fuck it im ready to give up my mind. i love my oshi im ready to dedicate my life to serving him and supporting him with whatever he wants to do with his life because hes inspiring me to do better!!!
no i wont tell you which Tempus boy is my oshi

>>45585025
he has a model coming

>>45585275
having a model is kind of useless when you're a pro player since you're forced to show your face

>>45585113
he can't read this mucho texto but cute axelotl

>>45585254
yes yes yes yes

>>45585113
It's always refreshing to see unbridled love and positivity, Axelovetl bro! AXEL LOVE! I'm so happy that he is literally fulfilling a dream of his and sharing it with us all!

>>45585254
Fuck well. I kind of what to go then. But I don't know what a meet and greet entails. What the fuck do you talk about?

>>45585561
Models don't only have to be used for the sake of anonymity

>>45585254
Leader looks so silly in his default pose KEK

>>45585254
WELL IT'S BEEN A GOOD RUN BOYS. I'M GONNA GO DIE NOW!!!!!!!!

>>45585254
I'm really happy for them. <3

>>45585866
You are going right??

>>45585254
So that's why Axel mentioned it
Man I want to go

Anons of /MANS/, what happened in the past 10 hours?

HAKKITOS YOUR MAN IS ON THE TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tuROViGHyy8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tuROViGHyy8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tuROViGHyy8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tuROViGHyy8

>>45585257
>Chinese Wojak
Christ the nijisis invasion is real

>>45585254
How do these things work on the vtuber side? Do they go to convention or do they stream from home? I keep seeing these announcements and I just don't get it.

>>45586000

>>45586000
ur mom

>>45586070
why are chinese wojaks more sovlful than our wojaks?

>>45585942
I DON'T LIVE IN AMERICA ANYMORE!!!! AS MUCH AS I WANT TO I QUITE LITERALLY CANNOT. I'm gonna cry so much, but I know this has been his dream to meet Axelotls- he talks about something like this a lot- so I'm very happy for him, and I do honestly wish him the best and I hope that he has a good time. If everyone praises him there I'll be happy!!!!!!

I really like Hakka's voice

uh there’s a lot of trending stuff goin on.
qrd?
not a tourist I just don’t like apex streams and haven’t posted in the thread today.

>>45586070

>>45586310
axel and selen played apex with rpr, that's it

>>45586000
Rpr and altare got engaged

>>45586385
rpr stop spreading your propaganda altare is going to marry flay during their offcollab

>>45586375
>>45586375
that’s it?
oh...
ok
I’m going back to sleep
I hope one of the boys is streaming when I wake up

>>45586470
Magni and Altare are already married tho?

>>45580493
Hey, I can go to that. But I'd hate having to actually talk to them.

>>45586499
did rio agree to the divorce?

>>45586499
Altare polygamy arc IKZ

>>45586547
He stamped the documents and delivered the letter in person

>>45586499
Altare would never willingly marry.
It's more like Rio divorced Magni and Magni just got married to Bettel

>>45586499
didn't flayon threaten magni?

yo bros, how're you all?

>>45586632
poor chupado....I will marry rio to make him feel better

>>45585254
Oh, that's so cool. Nice to see Shinri already being invited to a con

S C H E D U L E S
D O K O

>>45586664
he's going to kill magni and become altare's favorite person

>>45586248
It is a pain to be a tempura outside of us and jp ︿ though I dunno if I could actually go and meet any of them personally, it would be very overwhelming

>>45585254
Do they have exclusive merchandise at these? I don't want to talk to them but I'd go for that

Would Axel and Selen switching legends be better or worse?

>>45586722
kissing flayon rn

>>45586764
Leader's Schedule:
Apex, Valorant, Minecraft, Final Fantasy XIV, SCs Reading, Membership Guitar Practice.

Did they reveal the APEX coach yet?

>>45586862
Axel was having a hard time with Seer in the games he did play him, since you have to be positioned in a certain way relative to the rest of your team, and his ping is too high to Valk properly

>>45586862
Selen looks comfortable on Bangalore, but that means Leader would have to play Seer (which is not easy to play after the nerfs).
So let's see how the team performs since having RPR playing as Seer is very different than Leader.

>>45586973
You have no idea how funny I find your post.

>>45586973
Yes, it's Nocturnal, a pro that plays for XSET.
https://liquipedia.net/apexlegends/Oh_Nocturnal

>>45586973
no, axel's going to do a reveal stream later

>>45586722
>bros
No bros /here/, sisters have consume them all and i am the last straight mal- oh please no sisters nooooooooo

>>45586841
I live in Japan, actually. But yeah, it's hard for a lot of the other Tempuras. To be quite honest I don't know if I could handle the idea of meeting Axel either. Just the thought of hugging the guy makes me wanna cry, so that's just out the question- I'd pass out or something.

Man Hakka is really competing for the cutest of Tempus title..

>>45586644
Nah man, Magni drunkenly sang Your Song to Altare dude, he knows you lock that shit down
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P2basj-iQW8

>>45587032
>>45587132
>>45587134
Well which is it??

>>45586977
>>45587016
I meant them literally just exchanging heroes, not switching up the comp - it's way too strong atm. I didn't know Axel's played Seer before on stream, but I did think he'd know Seer better than Cata. Shame. From what I've seen of Selen she seems like she would be really strong on Catalyst.
Leave Altare on Valk, he's got enough to learn as is lol

>>45587199
When he gets all sentimental and thankful it makes my tiny heart grow a little...

>>45587181
Oh you have an easier time getting that Axel merch, I am a bit envious! I hope that Aniki gets to do a jp meet and greet one day just for you!

>>45586766
He's working at that for sure
I'm certain he's Altare's favorite VG member for sure

HAKKA

>>45587443
of course he is altare blatantly said that already

>>45586902
>SCs Reading kek

>>45587389
SHASUHT SHIT UP SHUP SHUTUP HSTUP SHUTIUP I HATE YOU IHATEYOU I HATE YOU I AHTE YOU HI HATEOYU I HATEOYU II YOU CANT SAY THAT YTO ME FUCK OYU I AHTE YOU THATS TOT MCU HI HATE YOU SHFUCK OFFF YO UJUST WANT ME TO CRY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>45587507
Oh I don't watch him that much
Do you have a timestamp of him saying that?

I hope Bettel rebounds to Altare, I need more fics like that womb tattoo one

>>45587639

>>45587639

>>45587639

>>45587639
Groomable little axelotl

>>45587639
can you stop speaking like a bottom for two seconds

>>45587639
Women calm your tits holy fuck.

>>45587703
I don't have it but I am pretty sure he admitted it during the minecraft collab where he killed magni's turtles

>>45587273
Cata is good for him as the IGL since he can call their next action when using his ult. And, as the other anon said, Axel did terrible with Seer. Still wanted to see him try Caustic tho...

>>45587705
Valorant arc soon

>>45587507
That was bants

>>45587162
Poor fool, never leave your hiding place

>>45587270

i...

>>45587705
bettel acts like leader is genuinely the leader its really cute

>>45587703
watch any of their collabs

>>45587639
Please keep being so adorable always! I love you little retarted axelotls very much, cute!

Lol Hayko is a fan

magmites grooming the axelotls...

>>45588140
It's cute, in a non sexual way, ofc

>>45588077
I know obviously he is Altare's favorite and i've watched those collabs
I was just curious if their was a timestamp of him outright saying it

I kept thinking Hakka was saying ecchi instead of edgy...

I'm never going to get the chance to buy Flay or Hakka's coaster will I

>>45588289
Who is he drawing btw? I didn't pay attention and I can't tell who that's supposed to be, but it reminds me of Arin from GameGrumps

altyumes, vesyumes, flayumes....owari da....

>>45588429
his mama cause it's her birthday

>>45588429
It's his mama's birthday today

>>45588231
I think in the Minecraft collab when he gave him the shoes he said something like "I made you a gift, since you're my favourite" or something, but it was with like a joking tone. When someone asked him directly before he said "I can't choose" or something like that

>>45588385
Bah it's only material shit. The most important thing is your undying love for Flay

>>45588453
what the fuck

>>45588453
my god

>>45588453
did he knock them up or is he their child
or both

>>45588453
dios mio.....

>>45588463
>>45588470
Oh, I did see him tweeting it but I didn't know what his mama is supposed to look like. He's a sweet guy

I hate you people. Sorry, I love you guys very much, but please I am shy.
Anyway, if anyone's planning on going, please be nice to Axel if you win one of his MnG spots!

>>45588453
Burn that unholy image, you malevolent witch

>>45588474
Yeah I figured that would be the case

>>45588453
the child in Vesper's womb? me

>>45588556
I wanted to joke that I would show him one of your Axel love posts but he has probably seen at least some of them already kek

I've come to the conclusion that Axel really doesn't know how to banter.

Like with RPR or Magni. Idk, it feels like he never runs with a joke. Rather, he takes it seriously when any of them tease him a little.

>>45588556
kawaii...

i think i like vesper

>>45588789
him playing papers please made me like him again

>>45588562
oji how much psyche damage do you take from this general daily

>>45588140
Teehee

>>45588562
Brother take this, i dont know if it will help but thats the best i can do without going off topic.

>>45588727
I don't think he takes it seriously he has just trouble coming up with a come back and his improv needs work.

>>45588727
Axel doesn't know how to straight man, you mean.
He can banter just fine if he can play the role of little hee hee ha ha brat.

>>45588453
who is responsible for doing that to Vesper and Altare?

>>45588536
knocked them both up. jesas, i didnt even consider the third possibility...

>>45589097
wait...shit im retarded AIEEE

>>45589097
He is literally standing between them

>>45589057
>>45589078
I agree with both your comments, and I think it's more accurate than what I said by itself.

I think he will get better with time. Maybe. Hopefully

>>45589097
me, sorry

>>45588453
BEGONE FROM THIS WORLD

>>45588682
Ah- but I try posting them when I think he's asleep,,,unless I get too excited after a good stream or something,,
But good luck on pulling a spot!!! Please speak from your heart instead, brother!! If you win then that's your time to share your love- I wish you luck!

>>45588453
Flayon will be the bridge between Altare and Vesper

>>45589172
he's in a constant battle with his esl so i don't blame him

>>45588453
they just went to an outing to Chipotle and Altare and Vesper are STUFFED on burrito bowls after Flay brought a bit too much on accident!! thats why he looks so embarrassed! ^__^

>>45589266
he turned them into sisterwives

>>45588453
bless you ToT

hate hate hate HATE regis altare

https://twitter.com/josuijishinri/status/1637984553976594432

>>45589266
if that’s what it takes i accept it

>>45589429
we get it already Vesper

>>45589283
Yeah I think people forget that English isn't his first language

>>45588822
same, i think i just hate his sc reading zatsu

>>45589266
everytime you post about them interacting again the chances just get lower

>>45589283
Seriously, what's up with that? Dude's supposedly a native English speaker, but you can actively hear the gears turning in his head when he tries to come up with retorts.
RPR, a genuine ESL, is better at banter in English than he is.

>>45589430
Hakka should eat those worms

>>45589361
god fucking damnit why did i kek so hard at this

>>45589430
shinri.... did something happen...?

>>45589501
i think it's because axel uses jp more than english in his everyday life, meanwhile rpr has been communicating mainly in english to pursue pro play and streaming

Gosh, Hakka's eyes...

>>45589501
RPR probably grew up consuming a lot of english media and visited the english side of internet, while Axel was all about japanese media and internet culture.
Axel doesn't know much memes or big youtubers because his favorite youtuber is japanese, the biggest youtuber he knows is japanese. He's essentially ESL

>>45589430
jesus christ

>>45589266
Altare will only accept Nowa back if he dresses like this for him

>>45589097
Since man cant actually get pregnant naturally, this obviously has some alchemical fuckery going on, which points to our culprit which is of cos Magni.

https://puzzle.aggie.io/9HKlVy
puzzle anyone?

>>45589642
He is also literally esl, didn't he say he only started using English once he started school or something

>>45589430
Shinri's a hoarder...

>>45589707
they can't? then... how did bettel have my babies...

>>45589707
when it doubt it's always magni

>>45589707
>Magni gave both Vesper and Altare a butt baby and made Flayon take responsibility instead
sasuga alchemist

fuck fuck FUCK regis altare

>>45589847
Vesper shut up and post your schedule already

>>45589642
People who call Axel ESL forget that he's not especially amazing at Japanese either. He's said himself that he's at about the same level with both languages. Guy is just not great with words in general, and that's fine.

>>45589909
It's his heart and soul that counts

>>45589983
And his dick and balls

>>45589797
Ask yourself, who has Bettel been hanging around the most? THE ANSWER ARE RIGHT INFLONT OF YOU ANON!

>>45590014

>>45589909
english still does seem to be his second language though

>>45586073
they stream

>Finally get to watch the recent Apex vod
>The banter and humor just never fucking stops
You know, I think going full EN for Vsaikyo and bringing Selen on were the best decisions made. They sure as shit aren't gonna win it, but I can tell if they just go in having fun and bantering the entire time they'll win in more ways than one. Their coach will add a lot to making this whole thing enjoyable, this is gonna be a really good month.

>>45590025
>INFLONT

>>45589489
If Vesper doesn't make it to the L4D Tempus Collab I will take responsibility

>>45590032
No it doesn't? He comes across to me as someone who was raised speaking both. One does not necessarily need to come before the other.

>>45589909
may be, but his english vocabulary sucks, his english cultural knowledge sucks..

>>45590032
>english still does seem to be his second language
It is, literally. He grew up speaking japanese and only learned english when he went to school or something.

>>45590112
he probably will but you won't be getting any altnowa interactions

gonna pretend i dont want an altnowa collab so it'll come faster.
I fucking hate altnowa theyre so stupid fuck altnowa!! I hope they hate each other forever!!

selen/altare/axel

>>45590155
His mouth sucks ... ToT

>>45589909
Bilinguals has less range in the vocabulary sector unless you go out of your way to study. I think there was a study regarding this.

t.bilingual

>>45590155
Who cares?

>>45590025(me)
infront*
>>45590092
happy now?

>>45590224
Yeah, me

>>45590155
It's cause he only knows how to swallow

hey /mans/ im making some toast what do you guys want on it

>>45590411
bettel's tears and blood

>>45590411
Nowa cum

>>45590025
OH GOD....... BETTEL TWO YOU ABSOLUTE SICK FUCK REVERT YOUR VILE HEX UPON MY SENTIENT CUMSOCK I CAN'T SUPPORT ALL THESE KIDS AAAAAHHHHH

>>45590247
No one, just pointing out that he's literally esl even if he says his japanese is not native.

>>45590411
Raspberry jam and sugar please!

>>45590242
Yeah, that's what I assume Axel's problem is - he said himself that he didn't read books during his school years, only manga, and that's where you build a lot of vocab. He knows a lot of anime and game words, foods and things like that, but when Altare was asking him about fancy English words you'd learn in school he seemed pretty lost.

So how does Magni fight? Does he just lob explosive potions, etc.? I wonder if he can make use of magic/transmutation circles.

>>45590411
Coconut jam, also known as kaya jam. Stuff is underrated

>>45590411
grape or plum jam with margarine and some banana :D

>>45589763
fuck those pink pieces

>>45590411
Marmite

hakka shut the fuck up i can't concernfag any harder than i already do for you

>>45590411
eggs :)

same artist that drew pregnant vomiting Nowa btw

>>45590163
They haven't even appeared together in a stream in months. I think it's be a lot to expect anything remotely altnowa

>>45590690
he's recovered calm down ;~;

Hermanito, you'll make me cry man...

>>45590798
>last time Vesper and Altare were on the same stream together was Jan.
holy shit they really do hate each other...

>>45590856
It honestly feels like longer than that.

>>45590690
Relax, he's alive now isn't he?
What doesn't kill you makes you stronger.

jesus fucking christ

SHINRI HAS A CAN OF WORMS
MAGNI HAS A CAN OF WORMS
THEY ARE

Jesus christ Hakka...

I want to go back...

Yagoo keep finding the brokest of broken people

>>45590969
probably doesnt help that the last stream they were in is in Axel's privated VOD hell...Tempus is NOT healed until those two make up

>>45590738
Wait a min, i know this artstyle. Explains alot actually if i am right.

>>45590819
His life is really a string of fuck yous

membership stream im guessing

/MANS/, what are the chances of Vesper not appearing in the full TEMPUS collabs until after he interviews Shinri?