/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love my wife so much!!

Gura cute Gura cute!

I'm the king of /ggg/

GOOMBA DOKO?

Gurass

>>43580019
You're the onahole of /ggg/.

MY cat wife

>>43580019

a cat is fine too

>>43580263
Wrong flag

>>43580342
Would

>>43580095
didn't she laugh a little more before doing the wiggle?
should've included that part

Ame streams in about 30 minutes. We might get some new Gura info. I'll take anything at this point.

>>43579967

c-cute!

>>43580717
I'll pass. I'd rather watch a guy fix electrical equipement then watch any other chuuba who isn't Gura.

>>43580888
I'm not gonna watch. I'm hoping someone else will and post it here. I'm sure it will be mentioned in global

>>43579967
I love her

>>43580888
A guy fixing electrical equipment sounds like it would be pretty kino

>>43580888
watch hvac and water heater repair
that way you can troubleshoot when gura needs it

>>43580938
needs more pics desu

>>43569268
>You know tortoiseshell cats can have a lot of orange on them, right?
Lmao.
Why did you ignore everything after the first sentence? My point was that we know chubie is a male cat. Therefore, he can't be a tortoiseshell. So she lied.
Who knows why she did it? Maybe she's trying to hide something, but it is literally a fact that he is not a tortoiseshell. The only way it could be even remotely scientifically possible is if he has Klinefelter syndrome, which would let him have XXY chromosomes. However, that genetic disorder is especially rare and harmful in cats. He would essentially be retarded to the point where he wouldn't be able to use the litter box or eat properly and his life expectancy would be two years old.

I like how he has to emphasize that SHE LIED every time
Don't worry bro it's working I promise

>>43579967
She's unfunny, has no edge, her act is dried up. Graduation soon.

Whoop! Looks like the sisters are angry again.

>>43581704
>schizo can't read

>>43581917
They're not sending their best. You know they're really upset when they're crossposting 3 hour old posts

>spamming /ggg/, /hlgg/ and the catalog with Gura hate
Lots of effort when Gura is not even streaming. What's the point?

>>43581988
>>43581974
>>43581963
funny how these all came in exactly one minute apart from each other

I want free and unlimited access to Gura's flat chest

>>43581963
If you remember the cat died guys. She did not stream one day because she had a cat emergency she posted on twitter and then the cat was never talked about or showed up on stream for a year now.

>>43582098

>>43582055
Learn to count IPs, retard.

>>43581963
How does that contradict anything that I wrote, moron. Are you ESL or something?

>>43582158
he needs to learn how to count first

>>43582186
>My point was that we know chubie is a male cat. Therefore, he can't be a tortoiseshell.
Anon you literally cannot even remember what you posted. Retard

>>43582121
I'm pretty sure the last time we heard him meow was in October.

>>43582121
She talked about him like three streams after retardchama

>>43582238
You illiterate retard
>The only way it could be even remotely scientifically possible is if he has Klinefelter syndrome, which would let him have XXY chromosomes. However, that genetic disorder is especially rare and harmful in cats. He would essentially be retarded to the point where he wouldn't be able to use the litter box or eat properly and his life expectancy would be two years old.

I want to sniff Gura's feet.

>>43582253
I could also be wrong but what I was thinking but if you heard him I can take your word for it because I would like him to be ok and gura happy but others will like a timestamp.

>>43582305
Proof?

>>43582238
Anon, are you actually retarded?

>>43582322
>You illiterate retard
you can't even read your own posts apparently

>>43582305
I still don't understand why it was streams later and not the immediate stream after.

Gura sirs have 2 digit IQ from living in mud huts in india.

Gura doing too well right now they have to shitpost about her fucking cat. My sides are in orbit right now

>>43580888
That sounds like some of my Youtube recommendations honestly.

>>43582334
NTA, but I think that's true.
I remember some doxx schizos said the "cat's real owner" probably left in September and so she doesn't have the cat anymore. But then like a couple days later, we literally heard him on stream.

I don't know why people bother arguing with retards

>The cat timeloops are back
Wow, the schizos are extra desperate today, huh?

>>43582483
Kek yeah /ggg/tards are not even worth my wpm.

>>43582435
What the ever living fuck do you mean? I said we know that chubie is a male cat (both Gura and Kiara literally called him "he" before).
Therefore he can't be a tortoiseshell unless he is extremely sick and dying. But we know he isn't, so he can't be a tortoiseshell. How do you not understand this? You must actually be retarded.

>>43582665
5 new ips and their first posts were all to join in on the argument. They're all retards.

>>43582435
Anon, you are really, really dumb.

>>43582539
>doxx schizos
They are just shitposters, picrelated is their sources these days.

Anons are calling this guy an anti indian wheelchair or whatever, but he's 100% right. Only female cats can be tortoiseshells, so either chubie is a girl, or Gura lied.

>he just keeps replying to me
Someone is really really upset

>>43582919
I kinda don't give a single fraction of a fuck what's between Chubi's legs, to be honest.

>>43582882
I know, but that doesn't matter. What I was saying is I also remember chubie meowing recently because one of the schizo's theories was proven wrong by the fact that she still had him. I was just trying to explain why I remembered hearing him recently.

>s-she lied about her cat!!!
sisters... this just ain't the thing that will finally take out the Gawr Gura menace. Let's go back to the discord and make a new plan

Yeah but seriously FUCK Chubi, Gura's armpits are mine!

It's over, chumbies. The cat yab is the final nail in the coffin

>>43582986
I don't either, but I do care if Gura lied about something seemingly so insignificant. I can't come up with a good explanation for why she would freak out and come up with a lie if she did accidentally reveal his color by saying "orange bastard". Why is it so important to her that we don't know what chubie looks like? It's concerning.

Tell me chumbies, is RimWorld a good game?

>>43583184
You're fucking weird, dude. Go get help.

n-niggerman-sama???

>>43583184

The Phase Connect thread is way comfier

>>43583054
Let em cook. The more pathetic this shit gets the funnier it is. These motherfuckers really think I give a goddamn about my oshi's cat's genitals. Boy? Girl? I wouldn't care if Chubi was a fucking dog.

>>43582919
Other possibility: she doesn't actually know what a tortoise shell pattern is.

Since everyone is distracted, nobody will notice me taking Gura

>>43583184
Ame has never shown Bubba but you sisters don't complain about that... but that's because you're doxxniggers kek.

>>43583306
*big dicks you with my superior size*
The Goob is mine

>>43583306

>>43583277
Only when you you're there before the wave of schizophrenic retards and shitflinging morons.
Also fuck you whats the purpose of bringing up pippa/pc in another general if not to sow artificial drama and make people hate her?

>>43583319
Think about it, if she lied about something so simple she probably will probably lie for other reasons.

>>43583302
Gura is very careful with the terminology she uses anon, she would never use a phrase without knowing its exact meaning

Sex with a fembud.

>>43583407
You're too late

>>43583448
Thank you, this is the funniest post in this thread.

That cat she lied about? Me.

>>43583407
I'm a big size.

>>43583422
Wtf are you talking about, spazzatron?

she can't keep getting away with this!!!

>>43583319
Ame has never shown Bubba because she's shown him on her roommate account. They aren't allowed to show us their pets as hololive members if they've shown them on another account. It's also why Mori calls one of her new cats "ghost cat". She can't show him on stream because she was a fucking idiot and accidentally showed him on her roommate stream right after she got them. She didn't show the other one so she's allowed to show that one on stream and post pics about it.

>>43583593
kill yourself

Uh oh chumfucks...

>>43583639
Fillet yourself, sir.

gura... cat...

Get in the ball you stupid pokemon!

Truly the Lex Luthor of Hololive

I exercised again.

>>43583184
>Why is it so important to her that we don't know what chubie looks like?
I'll tell you why.
It's because even though Gura never posted a pic of chubie, Barbs did.

Say hello to Nea and Nocco.
One of these is chubie. Nea sounds like a girl's name so Chubie is probably Nocco.
This is the reason why she can't post a pic of him. This is the reason why she's so paranoid.

>>43583683
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Zbi0XmGtMw

>>43583800
Fuck you.

>>43583800
So she really did lie huh. I wonder what else she is hiding.

>>43583800
But... that makes NO SENSE. Gura and I have been friends for years. Why would she lie to me like that? You must be mistaken because I don't ever recall her saying that chubie has a tortoiseshell pattern, and even if she did, male cats can still have a toroiseshell pattern. Check your facts.

sisters are so desperate

Holy kek this is getting desperate anon.

This is kinda boring desu

did anything more come of this or did the drawfag only do this sketch?

froot deflection thread

Of course it always leads to cuckposting

tail

what mindbroke the schizo this time?

Absolute buffoon

>>43583821
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mFo92A4AIq4

>>43584009
calling this anon please tutor me in drawing

>>43583930
stop replying to him.
Gura said he was a tortoiseshell during her powerwash stream right after she called him orange.
Male cats can't have a tortoiseshell pattern unless they have a genetic disorder which kills them after only a couple years.

We've officially reached "unironically doxxing a cat" levels of pathetic desperation

>>43584107
How new? They were trying to doxx the cat months ago.

Have doxxfaggots ever been in a more pathetic state?

>>43584093
She's dumb and thought stripe pattern = tortoise.
It's probably calico cat.

>>43584166
the birhtday gurame off collab

>>43584128
For my own mental health if I know Gura's on break I stay off /vt/ as much as possible so yeah I guess I've missed some of the more recent nothingburgers.

>>43584179
Calicos are also only female unless it has the same genetic disorder that kills it.

>>43584179
Look at the pattern again. You can see the tortoiseshell its just white and orange

>>43584166
They continue to get blown out by her constantly and haven't been able to dig up anything new in over two years. Of course they're getting more pathetic by the day

>>43584262
WRONG, that wikipedia article is saying sometimes female tortoiseshells does happen.

Gura warm wet squishy tail.

I see this thread is getting wheelchair'd again

>>43584166
This >43584201
The BTFO was legendary.

>>43583632
Oh yeah. So this pretty much confirms that Gura has photos of her cat on some super secret social media account. Most likely Instagram. She didn't want people connecting the two.

If she lies about something so small she could lie about anything.

I would fuck this cat.

>>43584438
>all this hate comes from anon learning that his parents lied about loving him

>>43584437
Is there a pimeyes for cats you think

>>43584438
Gura has never said the word "love" to her fans. Not even once.

>>43584166
When they shot down their own cuck rrats by proving there was a non-Gura woman voice on his stream. Nobody would have even known about it if he hadn't been stalking the guy.

If you gonna shit up the thread for a billionth time, at least have decency to come up with new shit. The same old cuckposting is so fucking boring.

>>43584438
you are mentally ill

>>43584599
>posts 2 year old art that has been spammed to oblivion

Welp I think I'll go to bed now, goodnight chumbies

>sisters are still going
KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK

>>43584655

Guess this is a preview for this year and the next. It's going to be the same old cuckposts over and over and over again.
Where's the effort of the rrats from the old /jp/ days?...

>>43584655
Is that really gonna be your comeback?

>>43584722
This is what happens when there are no badly translated 5ch shitposts to misinterpret.

>>43584655
>Gets angry being called boring

>>43584671
Sharkdreams

>>43584722
>>43584781
Well the latest schizo ramblings based on vague 5ch posts is that Gura is somehow involved in sex trafficking.

>>43584838
Yeah I'm stuck in traffic on the way to have sex with her

>>43584268
That's not tortoiseshell.
This is tortoiseshell.

>>43584877
are you the guy running down the highway screaming sex?

>>43584838
At least that was so ridiculous it was funny.

>>43584722
Right? I really do miss shit like the pasta with the exhaustive list of proof that Gura is pregnant. Back when schizos really put in the effort and actually bothered to watch streams. We can never go back.

>>43584350
Yes retard, all tortoiseshell cats are female unless they have a genetic disorder that kills it.

>>43584957
cute cat

can we go back to shirako instead

>>43584957
My pet tortoise ran away...

>>43584655
>Searching for posts with the image hash ‘GMWfie/He+tn6Z3nWzMXxw==’. 1 results found.
?

[Gura news]
Gura and Ame went on a Cafe date

>>43584957
show me his cock

>>43585042
cute

While you niggers are sitting here arguing what color a cat is allowed to be Gura and Ame went on a date

>>43585042
cuuute

Gura and Ame went on date to a cafe

>>43585088
This retarded argument is better than watching Ame

>>43585088
Well that's worse thing I've read this thread. Thanks for ruining my day...

I only like Ame when she's fucking Gura

Boone is fucking dead and she doesn't even realize

>>43585088
I heard Ame say it. Luv Gurame.

You're gonna summon the spammer...

>>43585184
Oh nyo, could you imagine if someone came and spammed up the thread? How horrifying.

>>43584838
God bless Laplus sacrificing herself to let us all know the truth

Do I love Gura or am I lusting for her body? I am so confused.

I want to hold her hand, take her out for walks but another part of me wants to poke her butthole.

>>43585184
Gura went on a date with Ame just to shit up her own thread. sasuga

>>43584350
I assume you meant male?
I don't know if you're trolling, but in case you aren't, I'm going to try and explain this to you the best I can.
Like the other anon wrote, The tortoiseshell pattern comes from both X chromosomes being expressed at the same time. Usually one of the chromosomes turns off, but with Calico and tortoiseshell cats, a mutation occurs in which the X chromosome from one of their parents which is one color is expressed in some of their cells, while the X chromosome from the other parent is expressed in their other cells. The cells occur in splotches so that's why the pattern ends up looking like that.
It's possible for a male cat to be a calico or tortoiseshell only if it has two X chromosomes. But because it's a male, that would mean that it has XXY chromosomes which is a deadly disorder for cats. It's called Klinefelter's syndrome.

So no, Chubie cannot both be a male and be a calico or tortoiseshell cat.

>>43585248
Why question either or when it can both? I love and lust after Gura equally.

>>43585334
tldr

>>43585334

Why do people care so much about her cat? The only pussy I want is Gura's.

what did i miss? i won't read other posts
btw picrel is me the railroad tycoon and my daughterwife

>>43585445
Shes dating tyrone.

>>43585334
>>43585381
>>43585425
There's actually a pretty cool veritasium episode about this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BD6h-wDj7bw

>>43585554
...the cat is?

>>43585479
Basically, a veterinarian anon flopped his dick into the thread and proved that Gura lied about her cat.

>>43585445
People will obsess and make rrats about anything. That being said, honestly the main reason so much of it happens with Gura is because of how secretive and paranoid she is with so many things. What would be no big deal for another chuuba seems like some huge secret with Gura. It drives speculation and shitposters thrive on that.

I wonder how long can Gura survive in a 9-5 office job?

>>43585611
Why are you talking about yourself in the third person

>>43585611
oh a fantasy, not worth reading then

>>43585170
What's boone?

>>43585638
Why bother thinking about something Gura has likely never and will never have?

>>43585611
Okay anon if you say so, time for night-night now.

>>43585687
>what if hypothetical
>erm... but that never happened
holy mother of low IQ

>>43585611
>veterinarian anon flopped his dick into the thread
Unfortunately for him he's hung like a flea so nobody gave two shits

>>43585638
I'd say she makes it to lunch and just never goes back, like I did at my last job.

>>43585681
>>43585688

>>43585558

>>43585683
I posted in the wrong thread dont worry about it, I deleted my own post

>>43585773
Well regardless, after reading up about chimerism, he was right.
Gura lied about her cat and I don't know why.

>>43585781
i'm not interested

>he

>>43585835
You're not interested that she lied to you?

>>43585882
and?

>>43585825
I totally care now

>>43585919
That's pretty sad if you don't care. You clearly don't love her.

All of this hinges on the assumption that Gura actually knows what tortoieshell means

>>43585781
>>43585825
>>43585882
Yes I’m sure posting on cooldown will really this “he” who is definitely not you

Gura told me she was a pure innocent sharkgirl idol.

How much should I believe in that statement?

>>43585957
lol

Gura should quit lying to herself about how much she wants to jump on my penis with her cun cun. T u T

>>43585998
the first 2 parts not so much, the last 2, yes

>>43585960
It's almost like people posting this shit don't actually watch Gura and exist only to shit up threads on here

>>43585998
Mostly true, but she's not innocent and she has yet to pay for her crimes

>>43586050
and I have to endure these shit hours

>>43585960
She said he was orange and then she said, wait no, he's kind of tortoiseshell. Like he's mostly black.
Which matches this >>43584882
So that shows she knew what tortoiseshell cats look like, but chubie can't be one if he's male.

>>43585998
>innocent
She knows exactly what she is doing

>>43585882
If you're going to complain about her lying, stick to the Subaru collab. That's recent.

Buds I keep getting recommendations about a $500 figure...and im almost tempted to do it. What has Gura done to me

>>43586170
What figure?

>>43586170
dont do it if its not gooba, simple as that bud

>>43586170
Is it uoh?

>>43586122
https://streamable.com/v4veuf

>>43586050
Go watch the powerwash stream again, idiot.
>>43586107

>>43586170
Post it

I think I'm lonely

>>43586291
Anon chu~

literally how is this fun for you? just getting banned and dodging. spamming the same shit over and over. being obsessed with hating an e-celeb. and for what? literally no one will ever see your posts and think "wtf i hate gura now!!!"

>>43586291
I know I'm lonely.

>>43586251
Nyo :3

>>43586291
Cheer up anon, be happy knowing that I'm not lonely.

Someone lying a bout Gura's cat again? Yawn

>>43586251
She never once said “mostly black” so your post is already wrong

>>43586204
What a bunch of bullies.

>>43586127
I don't see how that has anything to do with her lying about her cat, anon.
And I don't think she really lied about the Subaru collab. I think it's pretty obvious that something came up or she wasn't feeling well and so she didn't go in person. Plans can change and she was probably too embarrassed to tell us afterwards.

>>43586251
Yes, yes time for nappy time schizo-kun

>>43586306
if you are wheelchair ridden and have nothing else to do then maybe its fun anon, otherwise just a simple mental illness

>>43586362
yes she did. I specifically remember her trying to backtrack on the orange part by saying he was mostly a different color.

I want to smell Gura's dried sweat

>>43586181
>>43586254
It's just an old Kotori figure that's expensive because it came out years ago, I just really like it for some reason even if it's nothing too exciting.
>>43586195
not really

ohohoho don't tempt me to false-flag anon

>>43586397
>>43582919

>>43585998
100%

>>43586448
It's probably not worth it

Gura's cat doesn't exist. it was a ploy to btfo the dirtsheets

>>43586485
Pfft
Congrats rueditas

>>43586485
stick to subaru collab, she is lying there

>>43586355
how is he the one lying? Or do you mean the deleted schizo post?

>>43586513
>It's probably not worth it
It's definitely not worth it, still fun to think about though. So many old figures I would have loved to have if I got into buying them earlier

>>43586430
https://www.youtube.com/live/Jvvc3nc_TPw?t=3h1m40s
Maybe don’t rely on you memory when I can just look up the stream

OOOHHHHHH NOOOOO SHE LIED TO MEE WTF I HATE HER NOOOOWWWWWW FUUUUCKKKKK I HATE HER NOW DIE YOU LIAR WHORE DIE DIE DIE FUCK YOU AND YOUR FAMILY DIE THIS ANON IS RIGHT SHE IS A LIAR FUCK YOU LIAR WHORE STOP LYING TO ME I HATE YOU WHORE
OOOHHHHHH NOOOOO SHE LIED TO MEE WTF I HATE HER NOOOOWWWWWW FUUUUCKKKKK I HATE HER NOW DIE YOU LIAR WHORE DIE DIE DIE FUCK YOU AND YOUR FAMILY DIE THIS ANON IS RIGHT SHE IS A LIAR FUCK YOU LIAR WHORE STOP LYING TO ME I HATE YOU WHORE

>>43586551
Deleted schizo posts for the most part. The guy is absolutely retarded.

>>43586306
>>43586604
there, i made one

>>43586530
>rueditas
What did this dumb spic mean by this?

rratfags I need your help. What shampoo does Gura most likely use. This is more important than anything being argued right now. I need to know so PLEASE.

Gura cute!

>>43585957
kek, fucking autist

>>43586604
Not gonna lie, former Gura voter here. This is fucking hilarious watching Gura crash and burn. But in all seriousness we can't let this girl get the nuclear codes!!!!

>>43586534
>>43586383

What toothpaste does she use? I need to know

>>43586702
>>43586444

>>43586701
She already commands a submarine...

>>43586702
you two should kiss and make schizo babies

>>43586641
That one is, yes. But the other one that brought up the fact chubie can't be a tortoiseshell was right.

>>43586723
>>43586672
Fresh squeeze chumbies cum from me

>>43586701
gura lied, people died

Chumbies what is the consistency of Gura's skin? Is it smooth or rough like a caribou?

>>43586753
>>43586591

>>43586800
Her tail is rough but her skin is smooth.

>>43586807
>>43586291

flat chest

this is fun

>>43586591
>>43586807
That's fair, however he still can't be a tortoiseshell like she said.

>>43586753
Doesn't matter much because at the end of the day, that picture of the orange cat the schizo brings up is not chubi. Plus Chubi was a kitten around that time anyway that could crawl into Gura's shirt sleeve.

>>43586107
Male tortoiseshell and calio do exsist and healthy you uneducated Dunning Krugger swine, go and take your highschool trivia elsewhere.
>t.clinical geneticist with paper on mosaicism and chimerism

>>43586827
I've never felt shark skin. Is it like a cheese grater?

>>43586887
>>43583302

>>43586840
>>43586304

>>43586943
>>43585849

>>43586933
i have, it's like sandpaper

>>43586914
Your qualifications don't mean anything, he read a wikipedia article!

Okay I know that Gura's skin is rough and smooth but what about her toothpaste and shampoo?

I have no idea what the double quoting means and i dont have the attention span to find out

>>43586933
Probably, if you pat it the wrong way.

>>43587006
I trust wikipedia more. It got me me through highschool.

>>43586914
we know you bought your degree from libya
i have the pdf, you cant prove me wrong

>>43586672
Gura said on stream that she uses L'Oreal, but Chubi told me he saw one of these in her shower! Why would Gura lie about using kids shampoo? Why would she hide her paraben intolerance from us?!? If she hid this she could be hiding anything.

>>43587051
>>43586868

>>43587051
>>43580018

>>43587087
>>43585248

>>43587077
I used to use this as a kid. Maybe I'll try some again for old times sake.

http google.com cat penis vagina how to tell difference

>>43587077
>no knots
Oh no, my dogfucking rrats

>>43587077
Can I use this on my beard?

>>43587051
>>43583745

>>43587150
Gura…

>>43587150

>>43587150

Where did Cat schizo go?

>>43587150
dont do this gura this is a NATO security breach

>>43587150
It can be very difficult to tell if they're too young. I've had people bring in cats for a spay but it turns out they are male and the owners had no idea for years.

>>43587150
the post that destroyed /ggg/ forever (the thread will never recover from this)

>>43586914
Bullshit. They literally HAVE to have Klinefelter's in order to be a male tortoiseshell or calico. It's literally impossible otherwise.
You're either lying about your qualifications or you think that cat's with Klinefelter's can live healthy, normal lives. Either way, you're a retard.

>>43587150

>>43586745
Nuclear Annihilation
LETS GOOOOOOOOO

>>43586383
But with Gura it's always like that. She just pussed out or had a date after her discord call

>>43587150

>>43586604
She always lies. We chumbuds are used to it

To gone on this long about a cat like this is pretty impressive.

>>43587387
>>43586686

>>43587387
Can we settle the shirako thing? I feel like there was no closure on the topic. Is shirako gay? I'm thinking, Yes. It's gay. Yellow monkeys eat cum mixed with soi. Disgusting.

All I need to know is what toothpaste she uses... I have the shampoo now.

>>43587279
Retard chama, good luck with your life with that kind of IQ and ignorance. Wikipedia can only take you so far.

>>43587383
>>43586355

>>43587077
Gura changes what products she uses regularly, who knows what she's using now.

>>43587150
Lift their tail.
One looks like this: (:) and the other looks like this: (¡)

>>43587383
>>43584615

>>43587077
am I crazy or did she say something about using lavender scented shampoo
I'm pretty sure I remember it but haven't heard anyone mention it for ages and im starting to think it was a dream

>>43587492
which is which though

>>43587526

>>43587456
I didn't read it from wikipedia, you larping moron.
But go ahead, prove me wrong. Or are you trying to claim that a cat with XXY chromosomes wouldn't have Klinefelter's?

>>43587387
It's pretty dumb ngl. At least >we all seem to be in agreement that the schizo who thought he had a picture of Chubi is retarded.

>>43587447
I want to know which kids toothpaste Gura uses.

Is this the furry thread?

>>43587387
I love to rile those autist faggots

Whenever we timeloop like this I always wonder how many chumbabies are experiencing it for the first time

>>43587279
Yes anon Kleinfelter HUMAN can have normal healthy life expectancy albeit sterile. Your best bet in life now is to rope anon, its not too late.

>>43587622
the kind that marks your teeth if you don't brush right

>>43587679
I used to use that as well

Cunny.

>>43587590
Ok now anon do me a favor and do another round of wikipedia and read up the most effective way to kys. Your retardness are getting boring.

Frame is up

>>43587819
You watching me put my posters up?

You can kind of see the time frame that retard tab out and read wikipedia. My side...

>>43587526
Uhhh... well...

>>43587661
You get some interesting schizo from time to time

I'm a bit out of the loop but was it debunked that adblockers prevent the rise in ccv?

>>43588001
Oyasame

>>43588001
sleep well gamer

>>43588001
goob night

>>43587668
I don't want to talk down to a "clinical geneticist with a paper on chimerism and mosaicism", but you do realize that cats aren't people, right doctor? Right?

Cunny

>>43586591
>>43586604
who cares about the cat guys drop it. I don't care if its purple with green spot's. as long as the cat makes her happy so be it. I don't care if she does not really want to tell us what color he is or not or lie about it at the end of the day its a cat.

>>43587775
A real scientist would be happy to talk about their work, even to a schizo on 4chan. But you wouldn't know that because I doubt you even have a degree.
Nice larp, idiot.

>>43587259
there's an actual chance gura is wrong about her cat's gender
this dumbo...

>>43583407
I remember this stream. It was after rushia got terminal

I wonder what Gura did to mitigate her illness, since diet and exercise doesn't seem to be part of it.

So I was thinking, what if I just fucking died. Gura wouldn't even know.

>>43588422
I find that highly unlikely, considering she probably got it from a shelter she volunteered at and they would have sexed it for her.

>>43587661
Hopefully newbuds learn from these schizophrenic outbursts and avoid giving threadshitters (you)'s in the future.

Wait wrong image.

>>43588486
The worst part is she probably wouldn't care even if she did know.

>>43588549
I like the other one better

>>43588518
>they would have sexed it for her.
Gura wouldn't go to a place like that...

>>43588472
>since diet and exercise doesn't seem to be part of it
but she's eating better and excersicing in japan?

No wait that was the wrong image too, god damn it...

>>43588531
Are you a newfag? Is this your first time in /ggg/?

>>43588597
too late, I already stole the SSR george

>>43588587
She's still eating unlimited sweets and drinking red bull.

sometimes i bite bait because i'm lonely and i'm that desperate for human connection.

>>43588472
Last stream she told us she goes to the gym at night in one of the newer streams she did, so she does exercise, and the idol practise she is doing the dancing all day long to learn it she also talked about is also exercise so I bet if she was not before I bet, she is fit as hell right now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eSMQcy5ReQQ

I want to smell Gura just once. I need to know what perfume she uses. Shampoo. Soap. Anything

>>43588664
she has high stamina, like in her RFA stream, so she definately exercises, probably some cardio. Or she just dances for fun on her own. Fuck that's cute to imagine.

She never said what she did during her one month break between Christmas and February...

>>43588743

>>43588743
she was with me.

>>43588664
>Last stream she told us she goes to the gym at night in one of the newer streams she did,
That happened once after she said she barely exercises.
>>43588740
What fantasyland are you guys living in? She doesn't do reps and hates exercise.

>>43588800
I want to rub her tummy

>>43588740
Gura is my chunky shark.

>>43588838
I do too. Her soft shark tummy because she doesn't exercise even though she wants abs

>>43588743
She did. First half was her getting better, dealing with fainting, and planning out what she wants to do in hololive through 2023. Second half of January she was in Japan because her doctor gave her the go ahead to travel.

>>43588740
>>43588800
yes, but that was a long time ago and things can change. I really just think you guys don't want to admit that gura is getting fit as hell wonder when she will show us her abs.

Gura's pee stained panties

>>43588936
She isn't. That might change this year, but historically she has not had the mindset for the consistent exercise necessary to get fit as hell.

>>43588936
and her super defined butt dimples.

>>43588996
sometimes i pee myself a little, and smell it, and imagine it's her.

I don't want Gura to be super /fit/. I want her to be around 30% body fat so she could have some nice curves to hold onto.

>>43589069
Gura WILL become strong enough to lift your fat ass and there is nothing you can do about it.

>>43588859
Imma take her hiking with me, make her lose all those gains, while staring at her butt while she climbs the mountain.

I wonder it Gura has ever been in the pile driver position

>>43589135
no matter how fit she gets she will never be strong.
High stamina low strength. You can do whatever you want with her for as long as you want

>>43588996
Yep

Roughhousing Gura and throwing her around the room and practicing my judo moves on her before we get intimate.

We just can't stop winning

>>43588743
It was actually 2 months. She left in early December. I think she got married and went on her honeymoon

>>43589069
Gura is not for curves. Girls with Gura's body type are for laying with topless stacked chest to chest and feeling closer because there's no titty to get in the way.

>>43589256
She'll never get tired, but never be able to push you off either. I wonder when she jerks off if she just cums once, or goes for multiple orgasms in a row. How many times does she cum before she becomes coombrained and just has to lay there in absolute bliss and euporia?

>>43589309
probably.

>>43589309
with me

Reminder

>>43589309
In all seriousness, if that happened, it probably happened last year.
A specific country announced it was going to lift covid restrictions in April and a month later, Gura took her house hunting trip.

The strongest lesbian

>They are STILL trying with retarded timeloops.

yeah nah fuck doxfags, die in your sleep.

>>43589538
>cuckposters go too schizo and prove themselves wrong
>still trying their bait anyways
It's fucking hilarious