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The charges, officer?

>> No.42920617

>>42919969
Not supporting the cause

>> No.42920753
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>> No.42921000

>>42919969
He's not Homosexual enough

>> No.42921213

>>42919969
The Charge, Not taking his meds and ruining DnD and Zomboid season 3.

The sentence, reverse mating press by the rat, with her ass fully bedazzled and decorated with glitter. He shall lose all of his wizardry powers.

>> No.42921233

>>42919969
Calling your manager a nigger.

>> No.42921277

>>42919969
being as mentally unstable as the women in his audience if not worse

>> No.42921373

>>42919969
Running around in just a loincloth and hunting for mates.

>> No.42921499

>>42921213
Also known as forcefull extraction of wizzardhood by glittered rrat intercourse

>> No.42921517

>>42921213
The U.S has laws against cruel and unusual punishment. That sentence contains both

>> No.42921634

>>42921213
ew, leave the rat away from this ugly ass freak

>> No.42921650

>>42921213
Tortare was the least impactful player you could easily swap him for one of the new guys just say he had to go back to his homeland or something

>> No.42921922

>>42919969
woman brained fag

>> No.42922211

>>42921213
I will go in his stead

>> No.42922318
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>pretended to be Gura to get Free factorio codes
>told his manager to fuck off
>is Laplus' boyfriend and keeps inviting her to Valorant games when she's supposed to stream
>wore a sheet over his head and pretended to be a ghost to scare the shit out of Chloe
>sells Mori her Xanax, lean, alcohol and fastfood
>hacked Rushia's discord during the GTA collab with Miko
>is the Japanese drama tuber that Rushia contacted and lied about her leaking confidential information
>hacked Towa's discord and was the male voice on her stream
>opened the door behind Matsuri and accidentally showed his hand onstream
>is the host that blackmailed Matsuri
>was Mel's manager and sexually harassed her
>fingerbanged Ollie onstream
>set fire to Subaru's house
>orchestrated the trash taste collab
>Connor and Veibae's statements about hololive were written by him
>is the reason for Nene, Laplus and Shion's depressions
>photoshopped Luna out of the holofes poster when nobody was looking
>spoke perfect Cantonese and perfectly impersonated Bae's mother onstream
>keeps spiking Ame's food with bread
>convinced Pekora to buy a monkey
>dug the hole in minecraft
>injected Ina with the vax and gave her heart disease
>broke Luna's neck during the VR horror stream
>ripped a fat shart during Mori's stream
>gave Kronii books about woke gender shit during her childhood
>built Bae's cuckshed
>damaged Suisei and Marine's voices
>is the reason why Aqua, Shion and Ayame barely stream
>sent anti messages to Iofi after the among us collab
>made kobo eat literal shit
>traced Nene's drawing
>forces cover to sell acrylic stands
>drugged Mori right before meme review
>gave Mio food poisoning and made her puke onstream multiple times
>runs the Argentinian central bank and is responsible for ARS superchats
>intercepted Flare, Nene and Irys' initial designs and replaced them with designs he made
>coded the YouTube analytics page to list Taiwan
>is the shadow president of Taiwan
>simultaneously runs the Chinese anti botfarms
>managed HoloCN and is responsible for every bad decision they made causing the entire branch to get fired, including watching wolf warrior onstream
>ordered Russia to invade Ukraine so Russian fans couldn't donate to Botan any longer
>Killed Fauna's cat, Noel's hamster, Sana's dog and Roboco's cat
>told Mori's sister about the airBNB and suggested the "rager"
>fed boner pills to every dude at the houseparty and told them where Gura was hiding, told Mori she was up to "shenanigans"
>added himself as a friend on Gura and Irys' switch accounts
>is singlehandedly responsible for every orange woman bad post, ran the eggcord
>convinced Miko that Pekora would totally enjoy it if she initiated sex with her out of nowhere without asking during their sleepover
>is the CEO of Capcom and caused the holocaust by deciding to copyright strike Mio for playing some decade old DS game, requiring permissions for games ever since (also caused the real holocaust)
>planted the Reine dox pictures in Ollie's image folder
>infected Kanata with her ear disease
>got Choco and Kiara shadowbanned
>told Susan to crack down on lewd content
>tweeted out all the anti tweets that made Huke cancel the Kiara minecraft collab
>Fired Shinove
>Forced Kira, Suzaku and Kaoru to graduate
>Hired Hitomi Chris
>gave Hitom Chris her equipment in return for sexual favors
>Graduated Hitomi Chris
>is Aloe's father
>leaked Aloe's private stream
>pretended to be Nijisanji fans and anti'd her until she graduated
>convinced Ame, Kronii and Ina to Collab with tempus, still trying to convince the rest of EN/JP
>hired Tempus
>hired Mori
>raped every single member of Hololive in front of Yagoo while doing lines of coke off his dick and suckerpunching Sora

>> No.42922442

>>42922318
His suspension period gave rise to some of the funniest rrats in a long time

>> No.42925384

>>42922318
Can confirm, I was the manager he called a fucking nigger

>> No.42925729

>>42922318
Wait, is Vesper based?

>> No.42925762

>>42925729
always has been

>> No.42926602

>>42925729
Watch his first streams.
He's always been too based for his own good.

>> No.42926721

>>42922318
>suckerpunching Sora
That's just pure evil.

>> No.42926727

>>42925729
always been

>> No.42926914

>>42922318
>planted the Reine dox pictures in Ollie's image folder
WTF??? QRD??

>> No.42927296
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>>42926914

>> No.42927592

>>42922318
I can't help but laugh my ass off everytime I see these lists of his crimes, I can't believe this shit I helped start has persisted so long
also the fact that him causing the actual holocaust is footnote for another point is hilarious

>> No.42927601

>>42927296
>windranger arcana
She plays Dota2 ? kek

>> No.42927671

>>42927296
why does she have a doxx image of her saved in the first place

>> No.42927851

>>42927296
who do you think was posting the doxx in the first place?

>> No.42927930

>>42922318
>pretended to be gura to get Free factorio codes
wtf? QRD?

>> No.42928133

>>42925729
Yes but it balances out back to neutral with his crippling social anxiety

>> No.42928409

>>42927930
Vesper pretended to be gura to get Free factorio codes

>> No.42928652

>>42922318
>factorio
You could have made it much shorter by just saying that Vesper is autistic.

>> No.42928717

>>42927930
gura mentioned her manager asking if she asked for factorio codes because she got an email from the devs or something so someone probably tried to impersonate her to get some free codes, this happened a bit before vesper's suspension, so people here legitmate came with the rrat that vesper was the one who impersonated gura for factorio codes/perms, this was a legitimate belief/potential reasoning people had for his suspension at the time, it's because of ridiculous rrats like that being seriously spread that lead to these mega lists of vesper's henious crimes being born in a thread that claimed vesper raped laplus which is why she's depressed, I pointed out how cartoonishly villainish all this him seem and the thread spiraled into just listing everything bad that has happened in hololive/cover history and saying vesper was behind each one, eventually a lot of what was said in that thread was compiled into these mega lists, it's also probably why it's the first listed

>> No.42929655

>>42927296
who knows if ollie was also part of doxxer too lolololololololol

>> No.42929685

>>42925729
If he didn't lust after Kronii, he would be based.

>> No.42930806

>>42922442
Especially the ones where people thought he was railing Kronii offstream even though he's pretty firmly gay and thinks TnA is repulsive. Fucking kek

>> No.42930875

>>42927296
What a cunt

>> No.42935146
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>>42922318
Lmao this is fantastic.
I wonder if he's aware of these outrageous allegations that people have cooked up on here.

>> No.42935352

>>42922318
the boner pills part kills me every time I see it

>> No.42935721

>>42927296
not even SEA chuubas can be trusted jfc

>> No.42936155

>>42919969
what happened to the trip to japan debacle

>> No.42936174

>>42927296
>Tugas1
>Tugas2
>Preview image looks like video files
Its porn folder isn't it?>>42926727
>banned

>> No.42936236

>>42927671
Yeah everyone was asking the same thing when people figured out what the image was

>> No.42936289

>>42927296
AHAHAHAHA goddamn it ollie put your trash screenshots in a separate folder

>> No.42937879

>>42935146
He's written a few of them for sure.

>> No.42938536

>>42937879
Can confirm. I'm Vesper's keyboard.

>> No.42938756

>>42919969
74 counts of rape.

>> No.42938961

>>42938756
All to me.

>> No.42945547

>>42922318
jesus, this is fucking perfect

>> No.42945640

>>42919969
he cranked that souljaboy and supermanned that hoe

>> No.42948911

>>42928717
damn thats insanity no way someone would believe that kek

>> No.42949753

>>42922318
>(also caused the real holocaust)
I'm yet to go by one of these and not lose my shit every time I read that

>> No.42953194

>>42922318
vesties is this real?

>> No.42953591

>>42919969
Eating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal?

>> No.42953666

>>42953194
all real
vesper can't be stopped and won't be stopped.
he has yagoo's approval

>> No.42956126

Does anyone else like Vesper because he's relatable, but also hate him because he's a horndog for female collabs?

>> No.42956266

>>42956126
Management is probably fucking with him, because he refuses to collab with Altranny.
Probably why he wasn't allowed to collab with Axel either, since he seems to be banned from 1o1 collabs too.

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>>42922318
>He poisoned our water supply
>Burned our crops
>And delivered a plague onto our houses

>> No.42957124

>>42956126
bro made it
man, so jealous

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