/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>4176438

Before this thread falls into oblivion, please, take this takodachi with you. He didn't do anything wrong, and doesn't server to fall into the void with the rest of these posts....

>>4176438
STARCRAFT 2 WINGS OF LIBERTY WAS FUCKING BASED AND ITS FREE AVIABLE FOR CASUAL FAGS TO PLAY

>>4177323
It's okay, anon. The Takodachi is a disposable unit, and it knows this. It's okay with dying.

sugoi!

>>4176438
"In the rear, with the gear"

Heh

I miss my dumb chimkin wife..

I LIVE

I love Ina!

Poruka oruka?

if I wanted to get the EN girls into a pyramid scheme, should I start with Kiara or Calli? because Ina is too smart, Gura is too wary and Ame too tinfoil hat

>>4179688
Me too!

Why are Rosetais like this?

I'm so glad the tako wasn't cast back into the void.

>>4180327
My life for Ina!

I love Ame so much, bros...
She's so creative and ambitious and I really hope that next month with all her plans with the charity go well. Help those kitty cats and dowggies!

> - [en] Im kind a person who try hard to to get hated by other. When i made someone laugh, it made me feel better myself since i was little elf. Maybe it became habbit

This one is nice.

https://twitter.com/i_mai_meee/status/1397220068589768705
i remember this meme..

Recycling is good.

Gura feet

Why do people shit on Kiara and Mori so much? Why is there such a divide between Ina,Ame,Gura and Mori with Kiara? Did they shit on SEA during their early streams or something?

Watching Polka's continue her Miitopia adventure, this time with Marine, The Great And Powerful Wizard El Ramy and Roboco in tow. My oshi also killed Subaru. AGAIN.
While Kanata is forcing herself to accept that her Gakki is finally getting married off and is tuning into the radio to show just how well she will take this information.
While Flare was having a grand time in Minecraft and then suddenly...surprise Miko to join in! Now she's having double the fun playing Minecraft and building up her project!
While Pekora is in deep trouble as the 35th Anniversary of Dragon Quest is near and she still has ONE...ONE MORE MONSTER to befriend, can she do it before time is up?
While Anya is still causing mayhem and destruction as the ancient Duck of the land, ruining lives and business and feeling ogey about it.
While Akirose is being absolutely adorable, blessing us with an eigo filled zatsudan stream where she talks about her day and interacts with chat.
While Coco's finished having the time of her life playing Mario Kart despite getting last place in almost every race and is now being cuter than usual with here supachat reading.
While Merykats are busy watching their oshi Reine being cute as a button talking about keyboard legs and watermelons and god knows what else in her Member's stream.
While Miyabi is doing his best at eigo damnit! He and his Mi'qote continue to pass the hours away with constant battles and exceptionally radical DPSing during raids.
So friends, where we at?

Kanata Sex

>>4180421
ogey

Towayama...

What the fuck is a Kiara?

>>4180197
Kiara will ask her survival mom and bro for financial advice first. You are out of luck with the chicken.

>>4180421
Can >we go one thread without this shit? They aren't even on right now.

>>4179744
Poruka is indeed Oruyo on a magical RPG quest!

>>4180428
naruhodo

>>4180421
By divide I mean how /hlgg/ perceives them. All 5 of them are great friends, regardless what schizos try to spin.

>>4180434
A smoking hot bird!

>>4180424
Nice to see you, Ayamefriend!

>>4180424
Right here ayamefriend!

>>4180450
Very cute fertile couple.

Is this the thread?

>>4176438
REAL THREAD

>>4180447

>>4180447

>>4180447

gato gordo

>>4180473
>He doesn't know

Cumming inside Anya!

>>4180487
w-what?

MORI LOVE!

This is the real thread only if it’s the horny thread

>>4180484
¿cuan grande?

>>4180424
Behind you, Ayamefriend!

>>4180503
thanks doc

>>4180503
thanks doc

>>4180424
How do you keep up with all this?

~~Also how could you forget Watame's 900k milestone Ayamefriend?~~

>>4180408
I really like this for some reason.

I have some stupid questions, which is why I will accompany this post with a stupid fox picture.
If you like Hololive, are you supposed to hate Niji and Vshojo?
Do Niji fans like Hololive? Do Vshojo fans like Hololive?
Am I just looking into shit that doesn't matter?
I'm probably still only going to keep watching Hololive but I can't help but wonder these things sometimes.

>>4180481
Nigger you didn't even post in your own trash thread first.

>>4180433
maybe I should get a cute bishounen and strike when Calli is too tired and drunk then

>>4180484

>>4180487
that IS why he asked

>>4180339
I feel like a lot of them (esp. Gura) would unironically enjoy a picture book. Not a children's picture book, but one of those compilations of high-res nature photos or a garden instruction book that's 80% photos for inspiration and 20% actual text.

Fine then I'll ask here
Does Ame really think doing meet&greet with fans is a good idea?
Seems like a bad one to me

>>4180434
An idol whose dream is to become a fast food shop owner. Kiara is a phoenix, NOT a chicken or turkey. (Very important)
She works extremely hard since she will be reborn from ashes anyway.

>>4180511
mas grande

>>4180503
Maybe images were a mistake and we should be more like the nips after all.

Anya has read most of my chat comments. i feel too much power

Quick summary to fill in JW*'ers in the coming hours leading up to the TTRPG

>Mori started her T2 stream sounding depressed as fuck, tells members that it seems likely the TTRPG is going to be cancelled 9 hours before it's meant to start due to upper management suddenly interfering (>permissions) only after she made the stream frame, despite having planned this out for months
>Progressively gets more and more pissed off as she starts talking about all the time and effort she put into it, as well as all the stuff she commissioned
>Lots of very angry typing throughout
>Starts perking up as she starts talking about making her own homebrew MSPaint TTRPG instead, with blackjack and hookers
>Suddenly gets notified that Paradox came out of nowhere and specifically gave Cover permissions, and are going to send a package to all of the EN girls with dice, rulebooks etc
>Mori over the moon, thanks J-chad and (especially) Jenma
>All in the span of 30 minutes

>>4180503
Sometimes I really wish Damascus died on that fire

>>4180554
Anya is falling for a chat member!

>>4180450
Holy thighs...

I went back and looked at a full view of Anya's body. She has Gura's rhombus problem but for ALL of her hair. How did they think this was fine? It's so fucking flat.

>>4180542
Watch the fucking stream.

>>4180525
My company good, other company bad.
My thread good, other thread anti.
My holo genuine, other holo fake.
My holo cute, other holo graduate.
My post based, your post cringe.

>>4180481
I will NOT eat the bugs
I will NOT live in the pod
I will NOT use the FNF thread

>>4180554
Well it was either your comment or those of the other two guys

roboco baby...
Screw that other thread for making have to screencap all over again

>>4180525
Like what you like, you dumb fucking cat.

>>4180525
>are you supposed to hate Niji and Vshojo?
no but you can for various reasons
>Do Niji fans like Hololive?
some do, some don't
>Do Vshojo fans like Hololive?
some do, some don't even know about hololive
>Am I just looking into shit that doesn't matter?
yes

>>4180525
>Am I just looking into shit that doesn't matter?
yes

>>4180525
Like what you like, dislike dumb people, simple as.

>>4180516
>Also how could you forget Watame's 900k milestone Ayamefriend?
I didn't, she went to go celebrate off stream a while ago Anon.

>>4180525
It doesn't matter. I watch holos, nijis and other vtubers if they catch my attention.

It's like saying people who like Coke should hate Pepsi.

>JWU
>Miyabi is actually playing XIV on stream
>330 watching now

XIVarc any day now...

>>4180237
That's actually one of the funnier ones.
Japan's suicide rates were reportedly so high because of the widespread phenomenon of police reporting virtually any death as a suicide.
Basically, japanese police are given incentives to keep crime rates down. The intention is to reward them for proactive community engagement that helps lower instances of crime in their communities, but in reality what it does is punish jurisdictions for reporting criminal activity, and when the whole precinct gets punished, the cops in turn punish the comrade that made the report. There's a term for this kind of manipulation that I forgot, but it's used in school systems to keep kids under control as well.

It doesn't look so bad if you report a crime, solve the crime, make an arrest and the plaintiff is convicted, but if the plaintiff isn't convicted (which can easily happen if there isn't enough evidence or if police accidentally breached procedure), it's really bad for that precinct. If the crime is reported and they can't even make an arrest, it looks even worse. This created a culture where police officers would do anything possible to avoid reporting crimes unless the case was literally trivial open and shut. This meant that when a body was found, if they couldn't essentially gather all the evidence needed and immediately make an arrest right at the crime scene, they would report it as a suicide to avoid needing to report it towards their violent crime rates. Sure, they could probably solve the case in a couple of weeks and make the arrest, but why risk getting in shit and potentially ruining your career if it's not a sure thing?

This mentality became so widespread that it lead to a hilarious spike in the reported suicide rates for the country over time, particularly in Tokyo. Since it became identified as a problem that makes Japan (and its policeforce) look incompetent, they're now actively taking steps to reduce the number of reported suicides (eg. the number of murders falsely classified as suicides). Currently, a popular strategy is to either falsely arrest a member of their indigenous population and make them take the fall, or falsely claim that the person they arrest is part of that population, because Japan doesn't formally classify their indigenous populations as japanese citizens, and if a non-citizen commits a crime, it's classified differently than a domestic crime would be--allowing them to fudge the numbers.

And yes, Japan has indigenous populations they regularly commit human rights violations against, just like the US. They just do a much better job of hiding it, which is why sweeping crime under that rug has become so popular.

>>4180543
>whose dream is to become a fast food shop owner
She dreams about contributing to the Obesity Epidemic? Why is she like this?

Wouldn't it be funny if Ame's original song reached 1M faster than Heart Challenger did? Haha

>>4180408
Oh nice, it's one of these original ones instead of ones where it's literally just the basic version, the hoodie physics are my favorite part
Though I doubt anything will beat the Lobotomy Corporation one, though it's not really fair since it just retells the whole story

When will Gura do a stream of her making shit in Chara Studio? It's a great program to mindlessly pose shit while music plays.

Korone strong

>>4180615
you mean like pop on rocks?

https://twitter.com/CLERO_ART/status/1397214666720432132
Clero is a Veibae fan, what's next?

I just woke up, what the fuck did I miss?

Do you agree?

>>4180424
Why does Ayame HATE Subaru so much?

>>4180503

>>4180569
She's ID and irrelevant.

>>4180632
We don't talk about that one.

>>4180636
I wish to groom Anya too.

>>4180636
i do...

>>4180516
Holodex/jetri really helps. Just pop into the stream for a bit, maybe check youtube description if it's still vague, then write up a quick sentence describing what happens

>>4180605
I used to like Pepsi but I prefer Coke now, I find Pepsi to be too sweet. But I think this makes sense. I do not hate Pepsi, it's just not for me.

>>4180640
because subaru is a whore

>>4180636
Yes

Is Anya the most ESL of all holos?

What did she mean by this?

>>4180542
Not every teamate is a maladjusted loser ready to harass her, and even if one or two slip in, she can just quit the call. There's no reason not to do it just because of a few weirdos/assholes.

>>4180633
posting something on topic idk

>>4180424
Shut the fuck up

P I T S

i want sex

I had a dream where Gura was a minecraft anarchist that terrorized a tower. Someone asked me how she can be stopped and I told them, "only if she gets betrayed."

>>4180667
kiara was having numbersweats and nagged her

>>4180610
What’s wrong with that?

>>4180667
she finally saw Kiara's message asking to make a post about it

>>4180608
>police force too inadequate to solve crime
>shame culture powerful enough to want to hide it
Am I reading this correctly?

>>4180669
I'm gonna harass Ame, fuck teammates.

>>4180636
I really enjoy eating too

>>4180667
Kiara harassed her to mention it in order to get the sub boost that puts her in front of ina

>>4180608
I really do learn a lot of random shit from the melting pot that is these threads.

>>4180484

>>4180608
jesas

>>4180428
noo! you have to marry her first

Pekora...your Japanese reps...

>>4180664
Moona...

>>4180676
me too

>>4180685
Yes.

>>4180647
Treat 300k vtubers with some respect.

>>4180687
Well, first you gotta donate to her animal charity to even have a chance to participate.

>>4180556
>deadbeats move heaven and hell for mori
you love to see it

>>4180667
Kiara probably told her to mention it and possibly get closer to 1M

>>4180570
She seems to think it'll go well, she'll make a separate server and account, there'll be a moderator in the call and you'll be kicked if you say anything weird.
But I think the concern is security or safety, like if someone doxxes her or something. I don't know how, but anything's possible.
>>4180669
>Not every teamate is a maladjusted loser ready to harass her
There may very well be at least one of 'em, and sure she could just quit the call but again, what I wrote above is still a concern.
That or I'm just fucking paranoid. I just don't want anything bad to happen to her.

>>4180669
>few weirdos/assholes.
uhh anon... i think its atleast the 70% of ame fanbase

>>4180675
what's the percentage of alcohol in her sweat?

Why do the meidos hate the horny thread so much... I need somewhere to dump my excess horniness...

>>4180608
>Japan is a serial killers paradise (if you're Japanese)

>>4180569
Side branch and not really all that important unfortunately. She looks super cute and fluffy in her design sheet.

>>4180542
No it's a terrible idea. I understand it's something she really wants to do but there's too many fucking weirdos out there.

Will Mori be a good DM?

>>4180608
AINU LOVE

>>4180714
You have a bunch of anons to help you with that here, Ayamefriend

>>4180633
>posting Clero tweets
cringe
>Clero is a Veibae fan
based

>>4180712
All vtubers' fanbase*

>>4180542
A plus or minus depending on your perspective is that a new wave of shitposting based on the conversations anons here have with Ame will happen

>>4180667
Kiara is holding her at gunpoint as we speak requesting she graduates and redirects all of her subs to her

Amelia in a tank top!

>>4180613

>>4180713
0%...

>>4180730
But I'm not Ayamefriend...

>>4180726
She'll be good enough.

>>4180669
Where do you think you are

>>4180667
Literally nothing. Eggs will use it to shit on Kiara anyway.

MUH

>>4180582
Windows+V brings up your clipboard history, letting you easily re-access past screencaps that went into your clipboard

>>4180604
My mistake. As you were Ayamefriend~

>>4180739
Amelia Brason!

>>4180746
Now you are

>>4180714
>/h/
>/u/
Pick one.

>>4180685
the nail that stands out gets hammered down. it's insectoid hivemind tier.

>>4180701
You made me realize that 8 months ago we laughed at Polka's joke about being 300k vtuber. Now the smallest member of Hololive sub-branch has this number.

How much you wanna bet that Ame still hasn't washed her mousepad?

>>4180682
Goddammit Architects, your sick fetish is slowly killing people or giving them a painful life in their later years! Do you want people to be hooked on shitty medications forever?!

>>4180732
fair enough

>>4180714
This is the horny thread friend

>>4180547
Fun backstory to Rudi: the writer who wrote Rudi actually did based it off on a close friend's character who was, also, a closet gay and progressive Muslim who couldn't come out or else his family would disown him. That same writer would later be responsible for the Chechnya debacle and would be the catalyst to dissolving White Wolf Publishing and turning full rights of World of Darkness to Paradox and their subsidiary publishing company, Onyx Path.

That being said, the fact that people cherry pick these examples are just fishing for easy (You)s since TTRPGs let you do whatever you want and often have ridiculous bios and characters like Rudi to give you an idea of what you can do, but at the end of the day there's practically no agenda to be found since it's fundamentally just a game book. t. used to do V:tM ERP with a lady who could've been my mom even though vampires aren't really supposed to have sex.

>>4180712
It's a good thing I'm part of the 30% that are good boys!

Hololive songs to reach 1 million views in less than a month

Off With Their Heads (Mori Calliope) - 2 Days (near exactly)
Goodbye Sengen (Nakiri Ayame) - 2 Days (14 hours, 51 minutes) **NEW**
Can You Do the Hololive? (All members) - 3 Days
Hololive Ochame Kinou (All members) - 3 Days
RIP (Mori Calliope) - 5 Days
KING (Nakiri Ayame) - 5 Days
Goodbye Sengen (Minato Aqua) - 5 Days
KING (Hoshimachi Suisei) - 5 Days
Red (Mori Calliope) - 6 Days
Peko Miko War (Miko and Pekora) - 6 Days
Sorairo Days (Matsuri and Gura) - 7 Days
Mogu Mogu Yummy! (Nekomata Okayu) - 10 Days
Ghost (Hoshimachi Suisei) - 11 Days
DEAD BEATS (Mori Calliope) - 13 Days
Saga Jihen (Suisei & 3rd Gen) - 13 Days
Live Again (Mori Calliope) - 14 Days
Ahoy (Houshou Marine) - 15 Days
Palette (Tokoyami Towa) - 15 Days
Shitsuraku Petri (Nekomata Okayu) - 16 Days
KING (Murasaki Shion) - 19 Days
Envy Baby (Omaru Polka) - 19 Days
Usseewa (Murasaki Shion) - 20 Days
VILLAIN (Moona Hoshinova) - 20 Days
FLOS (Nekomata Okayu) - 21 Days
Ranbu no Melody (Hoshimachi Suisei) - 21 Days
RED HEART (Akai Haato) - 23 Days
HINOTORI (Takanashi Kiara) - 23 Days
Alice in N.Y (Sora, Kanata, Suisei, Marine, Flare) - 28 Days
KING (Tokoyami Towa) - 28 Days
Cursed Night (Mori Calliope) - 29 Days

>>4180692
Shit, are we the New York of 4chan?

>>4180740
disappointing

>>4180543
Her background is messy as fuck. She's a phoenix idol who is also a warrior but wants to run a fast food business? The fuck is that?

They should just cut out her being a warrior and why would you go from idol to fast food owner?

>>4180769
Gura too

>>4180726
Go ask /tg/ if they've ever had a female GM for an online-only game, and what they were like. She's run games before and made "friends for life", but I seriously doubt her autistic loner ass actually played/ran any of those games in-person.

>>4180667
少し前にKiaraと一緒にカバーをしましたが、まだ聞いていない方はこちらをどうぞ

>>4180773
That's a small switch

>>4180542
Even with 90% of her chat saying it was a bad idea she still wanted to go through with it. She doesn't think it's an issue, but it only takes a single idiot to do something that ruins her mood and then she'll feel doubly bad because every call after that won't be great.

>>4180773
based and factual

>>4180753
That wasn't the problem, I wasn't allowed to post a dupe screenshot
This one came out funnier though so it's alright

>>4180608
Yeah for a late stage industrial society filled with extreme mental illness there is no other explanation for their murder rate.

>>4180775
No you're not. No one who posts here is good.

>>4180424
Watching Friend.

「Fubuki News」 Friend is going to give her fans an official, physical body that isn't just macho men with corn heads.

>>4180726
She's putting a lot of effort in, so she'll at least be decent. I'll expect the backseating in the thread to be disgusting, though.

I want ppt to crush me

>>4180791
Wait, it's going to be call ins? I haven't been paying much attention to this shit but goddamn is that a bad idea.

>>4180582
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA POLKA GIVE US YOUR SHARE CODE I WANT CUTE MIIS FOR MYSELF AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>4180784
Medical/dental and probably a company-matched 401k. Being a PART-TIME warrior gives you none of those.

>>4180424
Ayamefriend lust!

>>4180779
Ey I'm WALKIN' HERE

>>4180503
Gracias, doc.

>>4180556
I love my boy, I'm happy I was there to help cheer her up live.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ube3iqEeyLs
>comments

People on reddit are saying that Kiara is going to graduate in the next 2 months, as hololive is too restrictive in what she can say. Is it true?

>>4180717
AAAAHHHH I want Anya to be super fluffy and bouncy but her rigger only cared about her non-existent chest

>>4180778
Now that's my oshi.

>>4180741

>>4180791
I mean what could ruin her mood?
First, to participate, you must donate to the animal shelter. Then, you'll be chosen by RNG. If a crazed anti gets chosen, and he starts talking shit, her manager will just kick him immediately. Its not like she'll be alone in the discord room.
What are the chances, really?

>>4180827
ogey

>>4180608
So this was a fun writeup and I'd love to assume this is true but do you have any source to back this up?

>>4180784
Many lives, many jobs basically.

>>4180626
she doesn't fully believe yet that we enjoy hanging out and listening to her do something mindless and low-effort. she's getting there, though.

>>4180608
>serial killer in japan goes around killing people in their homes
>never caught because the cops rule out every death as a suicide

>>4180827
Shit, if Reddit says it, it must be true.

>>4180633
Is this Hololive topic?

>>4180779
No wonder there are so many rrats!

Here's a thing I made in koikatsu until I realized what a fucking mess everything became and that it'd be better to just start from square 1
https://files.catbox.moe/1hx6wz.png
cards
swimsuit Subaru - https://files.catbox.moe/fwu21o.png
Placeholder male - https://files.catbox.moe/s82a7j.png
scene card if you want to continue it yourself
https://files.catbox.moe/1b71b8.png

>>4180608
Chinese and Korean propoganda

>>4180814
she weighs like 10kg
how is she supposed to crush you, a 200kg male?

>>4180815
Its offline anon. Won't be shown on stream or anything.

haachamer...

God I look adorable.

>>4180760
I choose /vt/

>>4180608
>Japan has indigenous populations they regularly commit human rights violations against, just like the US.
Anon, it is no longer the 19th century and in fact has not been for quite some time now. The worst thing that happened to the indians in recent memory was Wounded Knee and that was in 1973 and was not about race but armed resistance against the government (see also: the federal government doing the same exact thing for the same exact reason at Waco and Ruby Ridge).

gurame really is a strong pairing...
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/90085551

>>4180778
As an aside, I'm genuinely shocked it took Aikotoba III nearly as long as Hinotori to reach a million views, but it'll reach it within the day now (especially thanks to Gura's community post). Only 10k away.

>>4180855
Oh, looks cute

>>4180793
That’s a lovely steamy cat butt

>>4180608
The more I learn about Ainu the more I feel pity for them.

>>4180855
We really do.
I'm excited for the endresult.

>>4180778
Damn I realized Ayame's cover reach 1mil real fast, didn't know it was THIS fast.
I contributed a good 15 or 20 of those 1mil views, it's so good.

>>4180669
Ok but is there a good reason TO do it?

>>4180854
Oh, then yeah, not that bad if it's only Ame that has to listen to the cringe. I doubt she'd get anyone yelling nigger and shit if it isn't being broadcast.

>>4180831

>>4180856
chammmers has left straya months ago anon...

>>4180784
>They should just cut out her being a warrior
The toy sword and shield is one of the worst character design decisions I've seen in hololive.

>>4180850
t. japanese serial killer

Why is this so funny

>>4180608
Why the fuck are so many positions of authority incompetent?

>>4180556
That sounds like an amazing stream holy shit
too bad mori paywalls her zatdudans behind membership tiers ...

>>4180753
I don't have those features turned on
https://litter.catbox.moe/2qvd2b.png

>>4180880

>>4180787
Why do you think someone who has explicitly mentioned that they're uncomfortable doing things with people online compared to face to face and is more comfortable during off-collab streams with multiple different people has only ever played TTRPGS online?

>>4180866
Nice try ATF

>>4180887
it really is not

>>4180826
>Open the door)
>Mom: ... Are you taking a shower in your room? How come every time I see you, you're all wet...?

>_____: .....!!! (throws the nebulizer under the table) Ah .... It must be a leak in the roof!
w-what...

>>4180826
based

>>4180778
>Can You Do the Hololive? (All members) - 3 Days
Blessed sheep.
Go view her video too!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4O-JlmrdQA&t=0s

>>4180892
Then click the button that turns it on.
Also that wallpaper better be a holo.

>>4180746
that isnt important

>>4180793

>>4180556
Amazing, good going deadbeats

>>4180827

>>4180828
Yeah what could have been. That fucking bug rigger botched her model pretty bad and all we get now are ogey faces, which don't even have an idle breathing animation! Anya was the real crime that bitch committed.

>>4180892
>ina wp
based

>>4180866
TIMOTHY LOVE

>>4180779
Florida of 4chan.
Walk outside this thread and you got bitten by alligators.

>>4180424
Shitty post from a shitty posters but I guess I shouldn't expect anything less from an attention whore. Here, take my big fat (You) and shove it up your ass.

>>4180878
She talked about it on stream.
She wants to thank people and talk to her fans, thats all.
Its pretty common in japan, its an idol thing.

>>4180895
Because he doesn't watch streams and shitposts instead

>>4180882
It looks like shit on her default costume but I like it as a pendant on her casual one.

>>4180894

>>4180928
She can thank me by doing an offcollab ASMR with Gura

STOP BEING HORNY.

>>4180853
I am actually 50kg, enough for her to deal some damage

>>4180926
That can't be right, alligators are teamates. They're investigators.

[Exciting News] Miyabi has just doxxed everyone in his party because he didn't think that far ahead and prepare a layer to block the party bar. Thankfully no one watches the homos for it to be a problem!

>>4180778
You better have a good reason for forgetting Reine's KING cover.

>>4180887
>This kills the /hlgg/

>>4180878
It the closest one could ever get with a direct interaction to fans without problems, and doesn't have the limitations of where you can meet the fans that the more traditional method has.

>>4180827
This rrat isn't even a fetus. It's barely even a zygote. What the hell is this, waiter?

>>4180827
Since the NijiEN was announced, there has been an important number of fake accounts just farmed to post there with something similar
Every time it happens, it gets posted here
Now go back

>>4180950
JAKARTA

[Koikatsu Archive News]
I've added a folder for mods not tied to specific characters
The first mod i've added is a guro mod
If anyone has any general mods that I should add please post them
t. hlgg Koikatsu Mega Archive anon

>>4180778
What about the holo alt song?

>>4180948
NO

>>4180927
I want Ayamenemy and Ayamefriend to KISS

>>4180928
>Calls with a bunch of stuttery, nervous virgins talking to the girl they've been jerking off to for almost a year
Fuck I wish she could stream it.

>>4180919
One million...

>>4180944

>>4180961
All it takes is one schizo to sniff her IP through Discord VOIP

>>4180760
are there actually vtuber threads in /h/ and /u/? every time i check it's either monster girls, feet, vore, or some other shit

>>4180980

I WANT TO MATING PRESS ZOOMBIE I WANT TO HUFF ZOOMBRAP I WANT TO DRINK ZOOMPISS I WANT TO SLAP OLLIE WITH A FLY SWATTER I WANT TO SNIFF HER STITCHES I WANT TO EAT OLLIE'S ROTTING FLESH SCRAPS I WANT TO FIND NEW BODY PARTS FOR OLLIE WHEN THE OLD ONES FALL APART I WANT TO GIVE OLLIE MY TYPE O+ BLOOD SO SHE CAN SURVIVE THE BODY PART GRAFTING I WANT TO RUN A HOTEL WITH OLLIE I WANT TO REVERSE COWGIRL OLLIE I WANT TO FORCE ZOOMBIE TO PLUG AND PLAY WITH ME I WANT TO TAKE PARTS OFF OF ZOOMBIE SO I CAN MAKE HER A SIBLING I WANT TO SHOOT OLLIE WITH A .44 MAGNUM 6 TIMES I WANT TO BATHE IN HER BILE I WANT TO BRUSH ZOLMBIE TEETH I WANT TO WIPE THE BLOOD OFF OF ZOOMBIE AND DRINK IT I WANT ZOOMBIE TO WRAP ME IN HER TONGUE AND BEAT ME UP I WANT ZOOMBIE TO POUNCE ON ME I WANT ZOOMBIE TO SCREAM IN MY EARS AND CHASE ME THROUGH A MANSION I WANT TO INFECT ZOOMBIE WITH A VIRUS AND WATCH HER MUTATE I WANT TO PUNCH ZOOMBIE IN THE RIBS I WANT TO GET CRUSHED BY ZOOMBIE I WANT TO SKULLFUCK ZOOMBIE I WANT ZOOMBIE TO SIT ON MY FACE I WANT TO LIGHT ZOOMBIE ON FIRE WITH A MOLOTOV COCKTAIL I WANT TO SET OFF A CAR ALARM TO SUMMON A HORDE OF ZOOMBIES I WANT TO DRINK ZOOMBIE PISS I WANT TO BATHE ZOOMBIE I WANT TO ERECT A STATUE FOR ZOOMBIE I WANT TO EAT THE NAGGOTS OUT OF ZOOMBIES PUSSY I WANT TO SHOWED WITH ZOOMBIE'S PISS I WANT TO BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF HER FOR LOOKING AT ANOTHER MAN I WANT ZOOMBIE TO SIT ON MY FACE AND FART I WANT ZOOMBIE TO SLOWLY REMOVE MY LIMBS WITH A PENCIL I WANT TO POUND OLLIE SO HARD HER LIMBS FALL OFF I WANT TO PLAY APEX WITH ZOOMBIEI WANT TO SLOWLY TAKE OFF HER STITCHES I WANT LOOK FOR A WAY TO REVIVE ZOOMBIE I WANT TO CLONE ZOOMBIE AND USE HER CLONES TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD I WANT TO CREATE A BUNCH OF ROBOTS FOR ZOOMBIE CLONES TO FIGHT I WANT TO FUCK ZOOMBIE IN THE MISSIONARY POSITION I WANT TO HAVE BEASTIALITY SEX WITH ZOOMBIE I WANT TO BURY ZOOMBIE ALIVE THEN DIG HER UP I WANT TO RAISE A FAMILY WITH ZOOMBIE I WANT TO ENVY ZOOMBIE BABY I WANT TO LIVE A NICE ISLAMIC LIFE WITH ZOOMBIE I WANT TO CHEAT ON ZOOMBIE WITH HER OWN MOTHER AND FORCE ZOOMBIE TO WATCH I WANT TO WASH ZOOMBIES HANDS I WANT TO INFLATE ZOOMBIE WITH MY CUM I WANT TO BUILD HER A NEW HOME I WANT TO RIP ZOOMBIES HAND OFF AND GIVE MYSELF A HANDJOB I WANT TO LICK ZOOMBIES NEW HANDS I WANT TO STEAL OLLIE'S LEGS I WANT ZOOMBIE TO DRIVE ME AROUND I WANT TO CROSS THE BORDER WITH ZOOMBIE I WANT ZOOMBIE TO CHOKE ME OIT WITH HER THIGHS I WANT TO TAKE OLLIE TO DISNEYLAND I WANT ZOOMBIE TO CALL ME A NAUGHTY BOY I WANT CHOP DOWN TREES WITH ZOOMBIE I WANT TO HAVE A THREESOME WITH ZOOMBIE I WANT TO LICK OLLIE'S TEARS I WANNA PUT ZOOMBIES EYES IN A COCKTAIL DRINK I WANT TO TOUCH ZOOMEYES I WANT ZOOMBIE TO CHARGE RIFLE PISS IN MY MOUTH I WANT ZOOMBIE TO CALL ME DADDY I WANT OLLIE TO BITE ME I WANT TO LICK ZOOMBIES SWEAT I WANT ZOOMBIE TO SNAP MY SPINE LIKE A TWIG I WANT TO BRING ZOOMBIE TO THE GYM TO HEAR HER BED VOICE I WANT ZOOMBIE TO EAT MY EARS THEN WHISPER ARA ARA I WANT TO BE CHOKED OUT BY ZOOMBIES ROTTEN THIGHS I WANT ZOOMBIE TO LIFT ME AND SLAM ME INTO THE GROUND I WANT ZOOMBIE TO SCREAM WHILE PLAYING THE DRUMS I WANT TO SURVIVE AN APOCALYPSE I WANT TO TEACH OLLIE RUSSIAN I WANT TO SEND ZOOMBIE TO THE GAS CHAMBER I WANT TO POG-GASM WITH ZOOMBIE I WANT TO PUT ZOOMBIE IN THE BOSTON CRAB AND MAKE HER TAP OUT I WANT TO GERMAN SUPLEX ZOOMBIE WITH ZOOMBIE I WANT TO THROW ZOOMBIE OFF OF A 8 STORY BUILDING ONTO A BURNING TABLE I WANT I WANT TO EAT A WORM OUT OF ZOOMBIES ASSHOLE ZOOMBIE TO EAT MY BRAIN AND COCK SO I CAN COOMBIE

>>4180817
sasuga polka...

>>4180827
>kiara
>a veteran in the idol industry
>familiar with japanese company culture
>knew about cover before joining
>quitting because she thinks the jap idol company is too restrictive
reary?

Jesus Christ how adorable.

>>4180948
You can’t bait me

puzzle
https://jigex.com/jvPo

>>4180421
Ogey

>>4180988
She'll make a throwaway discord account with VPN just for that. Talked about it on stream.

>>4180908
>doesn't recognize the Ina wp, handed to us on her bd

>>4180993

>>4180948
no

>>4180992
Most holos are monster girls lite anyway.

>>4180973
Speak for yourself. I am proud to admit I have never coomed to someone in hololive. I can hold my head high when I ask Ame to marry me.

>>4180928
Aren't the SC readings enough? She's been doing well with 'em, reading some after streams and saving some for her SC streams, which used to be hours and hours, now they're like three at most

>>4180867

>>4180827
Go back

>>4180868
it's not surprising. kiara got gura's name but without her sound.

>>4180992
I take a look at /e/ from time to time too see if there is any thread worth dumping on my disk.

I see random holos appear in threads, but not dedicated vturber threads

https://twitter.com/nab0i/status/1397198962378084370

>>4180784
to be fair, she barely mentions the part-time warrior thing anymore. it never really fit her personality in the first place.

>>4180741
>>4180831
>>4180880
>>4180894
>>4180944
>>4180980
>>4180993
>>4181012
based

wow japanese fans are vocal about kiara and they are not happy. Theyre discontented with the way kiara's character is going and the whole collab situation. I guess they were holding out hope for a seiso route. There's even a petition that's garnered thousands of signatures to have the kiara graduated. Obviously that wont happen but it shows how unhappy they are.

Holo starcraft stream when? I just wanna canon rush a holo on stream.

Flare delegating Miko's donkey as the King of the Demon Castle.

https://files.catbox.moe/6rbnr2.png
https://files.catbox.moe/swbabb.png
https://files.catbox.moe/gioen5.png
https://files.catbox.moe/dtuqqd.png
Futa

>>4180542
Ame...the person who at one point didn't trust her chat enough to do a Fall Guys stream because she thought yab names would show up...wants to do a meet and greet.
That sounds like a fucking retarded idea. Even disregarding the weirdos and retards, the whole thing just sounds awkward. At least with irl meet and greets you're actually shaking their hand (sometimes) or having some level of irl interaction on top of the talking.

>>4181011
I was too busy staring at her chest. Forgive me.
I would like to report that she is indeed flat.

how the fuck is listening to Kanata commentating a radio program i'm not listening to in a language i don't understand so goddamn entertaining

POLKA CRUSH ME WITH YOUR TICK THIGHS

>>4180919
I swear if Cover hires this rigger again after the cat ear fiasco, I'll spam their inbox harder than any Chink would dare to dream.

How can she be both CUTE and FUNNY?

>>4181040
I don't remember where this pasta came from

>>4181063
Attack on Titan threads

>>4181043
Nobody will ever play your autismo games.

>>4181051
I like FutAme x Lolina more

>>4181040
ogey

>>4181063
EREN LOVE
GABI HATE

So Pekora and Noel just got sponsored for shilling DQ tomorrow.
Isn't this a big thing, especially for Japanese??

>>4181056
excitement and passion trancends the laguage barrier

>>4181060
They will because those fucks at cover won't pay any new riggers

>>4181032
>>4181014
in that case /vt/ is still a preferable place to dump lewd art with a bunch of catbox links attached to the post imo

>>4180608
*""Suicides"" your Oshi*

>>4181034

That's sweet of her to say!
Thank god she survived.

>>4181052
First, it won't be streamed.
Second, her manager will be there with her to insta kick retards.
Third, only people who donate to the animal shelter will have a chance to participate

Remember

Would all of /hlgg/ together be enough to take down Kiara?

>>4181066
True, kek

So I never played NWOD. Are there classes? Jobs? Like how do each of the girls not end up as different hunters?

>>4180896
Oh I'm not defending the ATF, far from it. I'm merely pointing out that the over-the-top armed response from the government was to make an example of people who fight back, to effectively castrate gun owners and turn them into the emasculated /pol/ and /k/ fags that collect guns they know full well that they have no intention of actually using for their intended purpose of fighting government tyranny.

>>4181051
Is that the same schizo that did the futa Ame and small Ina?

>>4181066
Didn't it got a new ending?

>>4180992
I want to violate this oni.

Damn, this is a good cover.
https://youtu.be/C5IIoZsci8Y

>>4180556
mori looks good in those heels

>>4181012

>>4181112
Haven't listened to it since the premiere

>>4181112
it's not

Dear kaigainiki:

Fuck you

>>4181051
>le confused wide gura

>>4180735
Please explain to me how that could be a plus

>>4181020
It's a one off thing to thank a few people for contributing to the charity, and it's only happening if management signs off on it AND the charity hits a specific milestone. It seems like a really nice way to thank her fans and I hope it comes to fruition.

>>4181051
futa on female is the thinking man fetish

>>4181121

>>4181112
I hate how Gura sounds and I hate the chicken voice. It's really not that good a cover.

>>4181129
Hey, fuck you too, buddy.

>>4181094
Don't think so.

is it too late to redeem this coupon?

>>4181094
no

>>4180827
went there, didnt found shit, anyways I saw cringe so you have to see it too
oh, and saw this, literally the first entry I've seen for the Spiral Tones thing:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6CIg4dOrHPM

>>4181086
can't tits too soft

>>4181129
Are you offering?

Reclining

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA SEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXX UWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAA

I'm looking forward to Marine's Subnautica stream

>>4181052
I'm pretty sure she also said she doesn't trust us with Jackbox, during that same stream, yet wants to go through with a meet and greet, so what the heck
And the fact that her chat, who I'm pretty sure is mostly full of "oh we'll love anything you do" kinda guys, were very against it, says something

>>4181112
not really but i'll watch it to make my oshi happy

>>4181145
I found a new recipe so maybe not. Might take a few days though...

>>4181131
It's a plus if you enjoy chaos and egregious shitposting

>>4181051
>no double shark penis

>>4181084
Do you think it’s really only gonna be luck based? I can see some of her more vocal fans having a complete meltdown if they don’t get picked.

>>4181054
oh god, she's so fucking flat

>>4181152
This just reminds me that Riri's practicing this song too.
I wonder if she'll do another hololive-song karaoke as it seemed to be incredibly popular.
https://twitter.com/Ririsya_music/status/1397013012389658624

>>4181112
>Kiara's voice is in it
automatically not good

>>4181112
No, but it really is a good MV.

>>4181162
Jackbox would be streamed, retard.
Do you want to see Reb*cca popped on screen in a jackbox game?

>>4181129
No fuck you leatherman

>>4181152
>image

I don't get it.

>>4181051
The way this is drawn and paneled reminds me of /ss/ doujins where the oneesan takes care of the shota's high libido.

>>4181129
Fuck me yourself, pal

>>4181159
>wibbly dagger
>straight sheath

Why don't they play something easier to get into than World of Darkness?

A classic high fantasy setting would've been easier for most of them

>>4181118
Mori always looks good

>>4181140
>>4181123
>>4181125
>>4181163
>>4181182
>>4181183
EGG EGG EGG EGG EGG EGG EGG EGG EGG EGG EGG EGG EGG EGG EGG EGG EGG EGG EGG EGG EGG EGG EGG EGG

>>4181112
It's ok

>>4181051
so, the hole in her pj's was for the giga futa cock all this time...

>>4181161
I'm actually contemplating whether I should redownload it or not as the last time I played was when it still had terraforming allowed.

>>4181162
It's just calls, and it isn't being broadcast. The worst that can happen is Ame regrets listening to proposals and cringe proclamations of undying love over and over for charity.

>>4181199
Yes anon, let's have Mori DM a game she has literally zero experience with, sounds like a great idea.

>>4181211
oh, fuck off

>>4181196
Yeah the blade is secured only at the hilt edge I think, the rest of the blade hangs a bit free.

>>4180919
I tuned into this and her model was not moving at all. Completely still

>>4181060
You better start preparing those emails already. I can promise you that bug woman will get another gig for Hololive.

>>4181139

>>4181159
THIS IS BLUE BOARD! ABAYO!

>>4181211
t. deadbeat

>>4181211
this but unironically

>>4181162
>reddit doesn't trust 4chan
>Discordfags don't trust 4chan
>/hlgg/ doesn't trust 4chan
>Ame trusts us

If Ame trusts us, I'll trust us. Surely the girl who took a random gift from a stranger on the side of the road is the perfect judge of character.

>>4181211
Don't overuse it anon.

>>4181225
BREAK EGG!

>>4181237

>>4181112
1M views later today!

>>4181196
With a wibbly sheath, it'll get caught along the wibbles and won't fully go in. Think, Nene, think

>>4181132
I don't know, I just can't see that going well
But I just got an idea:
Why not personalized videos/sound clips as a reward?
Those could be sent to you directly, she could record herself thanking you, maybe even saying your name, and idk, maybe if you donate enough you can have her say whatever you want (within reason obviously)

Please post more Korosan lewds. Preasu

>>4181211
Ah yes, interesting falseflag, Discordtranny eggfaggot but you glow in the dark.

People will still call you a fucking egg.

>>4181199
Name the rule system then
If it starts with a D I'm gonna laugh at you.
Also, there isn't something much easier to get into for a buncha girls like "Its our world, but weird shit happens."

>>4181211
yes