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Waiting on more schedules, Lui is streaming
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LV3LfwUonMg

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>>40074803
>>40074963
cardo?
chard?

Gozaru~

:)

https://twitter.com/hakuikoyori/status/1609565290278580225
Koyo...

I love Koyori!

>>40075033
P

What is a mix between a Joshu-kun and a Kazamatai?

https://twitter.com/sakamatachloe/status/1609568972101529600
why is Chloe like this

>>40075608
Kazama-kun?

>>40075710
Needs Soap!

>>40075710
This stinky orca won't get away with this. Now it's really time to bathe her! She's going to feel the sensation of soap on her skin!

Feed the Lap

>>40076020
I still think that one of the best ideas for a Stream Series that I heard last year was a series where Laplus would visit the homes of other Holomem and would have a zatsuchat with them whilst they cooked her a home cooked meal

Sorry I'm late in posting this. I've been shitting my absolute brains out for the past 30 minutes.

>>40076454
The thread was peaceful until you appeared.

>>40076476
He can stop when faggots itt quitted replying to trolls

>>40076741
I will reply to trolls if i see that post. Checkmate.

You are the trolls. There's literally no reason to pretend to like Laplus but you do it all day every day regardless.

>>40076770
As promised, I will reply to him.
Hello, I missed you.

>"waaaahhhh stop shitting up our thread!!!!"
>shits up the thread himself
Genius

Hush. Pokobread.

>>40076770
It's so annoying, nobody cared much about her for the longest time but now apparently everyone has always loved her

>>40077226
i know right, Laplus Lover

Don't make him do it.

If you are going to start hate fucking in the thread again, may I request that you help to bump /mayo/ once in a while. Thanks.

Quickly, post cute HoloX image to interrupt the shitpost samefagging we've all seen before

Iroha!

Koyori!

Laplus!

Lui!

Chloe!

Towa...

>>40078001
Koyori!

Hands up, you are all Lamy

Eat. Pokobee.

>>40078480
Don't shoot, Blue Koyori

love my daughter

>>40079150
I want to believe that the Halloween outfits will become reality

>>40079982
Same. They all seem to have proven very popular and they are an official design so I bet that there is pretty good chance of it

>>40078480
Out of this thread, icy bitch.

>>40079016
What would Pokobee taste like?

Lui-nee is on Race #59 of her Mario Kart endurance stream where she's trying to get 1st place.

It hurts so fucking bad, bros. I feel so bad for her.

>>40083060
After 4h and 17m. Good job, Worst Poster.

>>40083209
see >>40076454

>>40083060
Getting literally stuck on the track mid race and having to quit out was hilarious.

>>40083315
Stop it Bait Essay anon, you are making me do it out of spite.

uber gozaru~

Matsuri seems to really like Lui. She keeps showing up in her chat to cheer her on regularly.

i'm glad i bought my sakamata plushie

I feel like an idiot
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLOzC5vqgb2w9AVrTjx_t6WNqpNRSUncy4
i've been checking this playlist weekly to see if they have uploaded the lapdanchou and luiwamy radio episodes
just realized that they've been there for months if you scroll down to the bottom

>>40084709
I'm shocked every member hasn't had their own plushie yet.

>>40084643
Matsuri loves whoever shows her attention, anon.

iroha is mocking luinee

>>40085866
where

>>40086216

>>40086236
Stupid pon samurai has no room to mock.

>>40086236
The Bully of holoX...

So far Lui-nee's stream has had visits from Matsuri, Towa, Iroha, and now Watame. Is she the most popular Holomem?

>>40086852
>no korone yet
grim
what happens if she never makes first?

85 races. It took her 85 fucking races to get 1st place. She's in near tears right now from joy.
>>40087204
Too late.

>>40086852
She's winning in mario kart too. Listen to her cheer, I love her voice.

>>40087241
The tournament is coming up. I just pray her tournament anxiety doesn't get the best of her.

good stream
some of her cries made my pp twitch haha dunno why

>>40087214
kino

>>40086852
the first three just seem to like mario kart streams, look at this from koyo's endurance
https://www.hololyzer.net/youtube/realtime/supana/5SH83Xe9rOs.html
she got kanata instead of watame tho

sniff gozaru

>>40091764
Don't sniff gozaru. That's just weird.

It's wrong to sniff. Instead: Apply soap!

Hello everyone! Just woke up because the pon samurai and dumb orca kept me up all night with their damn streams.

I hope you enjoyed that beautiful 3 hour block of Irokuro teetee. My poor gozaru had to entertain the shiikuin and was super nervous.

Here's to wishing you and your oshi a happy new year. Hoping for another year of fun with HoloX

>>40075608
Joji Kazama

https://youtu.be/mr75w6syfWE

>>40092670
She had collab today so probably bathed. Good food, would try.

I just noticed how long it'll be before the anniversary goods ship.
I cannot express how deeply depressed this has made me feel.

>>40095501
Would have bought them (mostly plush) but I'll pay double including shipping. WHYYYYYYY?

>>40095712
Because fuck Japan. Just assume it's part of the entry price.

>>40095739
At this point I think I'll wait for them to go up on ebay maybe. Otherwise I'll come to terms to not have my orca wife to cuddle with before bedtime.

>>40095501
its not coming until june (which is insane)

>>40096869
You'll likely forget to have ordered it before it arrives, then when you'll get it you'll be 100x happier.

>>40092456

>>40098443
*Sniffing GOzaru with Pokobee*

>>40091764

Iroha is really good at mimicking Chloes voice as expected of being lovers. https://youtu.be/V52DGdChIpM?t=9

What are your hopes/predictions for new outfits?
Personally I’m hoping for Lui to get an OL outfit with glasses, Laplus as a sukeban, cheerleader/schoolgirl Koyori, comfy casual long-hair Iroha, and Chloe in gothic lolita.

>>40104405
I WANT MY LOLI KOYO

>>40104405
gamer gozaru

>>40104405
Punk harajuku Wagahai with a ponytail onegai. I thought this would look nice on Chloe when I saw it earlier
https://twitter.com/noriosub/status/1609501688435736576/photo/1

>>40074787

Chumbud here (I come in peace), how are Plusmates holding up with Laplus's absence? /ggg/ is awful with their holding up and I'm just curious to know how Plusmates are holding up.

>>40109350
This >>40078480

>>40109350
The silence is excruciating. It was prerecorded, but it was nice to see her again in the New Years stream and the Countdown LIVE. I've mainly just been watching the other HoloX girls or practicing my reps since she's been gone

Just bought my Iroha Plushie, it's my first merch and I'm very happy is from my oshi <3

>>40109350
honestly barely notice a difference, like laplus but i could never catch her streams live and shes everywhere anyway (years end, hologra, etc)

>>40112317
Nice de gozaru, consider getting her anniversary merch too. The sale period ends in 4 hours

https://shop.hololivepro.com/products/kazamairoha_an1st

>>40115584
BOE

>>40115584
>>40115682
GER

Haven't been here for a while why is there a solo Koyori thread now

>>40116179
Numberfags.

>>40116179
/holoX/ has too many schizos recently, so the Joshu-kun went to a better place.

:)

>>40116179
why wouldn't there be?

>>40116179
An appreciation post for Koyori survived throughout the night past burger hours, so they rolled with it from there

YOO I WAS THERE!
THAT WAS KOYOYOY 1

its time to buy coyocoin

>>40095501
It'll be nice when it finally arrives, best not to count the days until then.

It's a luck tournament, but any bets on who is going to win later tonight?

>>40120419
koyoyo
she is the 運こよて after all
(運 means luck)

irokuro teetee

Eroha!

>>40121056
We'll see if the Witch's fortunes turn out true. My mind is telling me either one of the erotic blondes for some reason, so Aki or Choco. Gozaru is my most looked forward to match

>>40106879

Just you watch. The Ninja will pon again and drop out in the first round.

Eroha really hates whore Laplus to the point of looking for Chloe as a replacement

>>40127059
kind of hard to pon when there's just one move to press

Iroha!

Its over, Iroha started before the event stream and during Miko stream...

koyoyo~.

>>40129936
This is so wrong...

>>40129811
Based, miko dragged it for way too long.

>>40127230
Why do you keep on using a clip image from a stream where they had loads of fun together alongside your shitposts?

>>40129967
Because they want your (You)

>>40129967
don't mind that anon hes not well

Shame of Japan...

SHAME OF JAPAN

PON

Crying AGAIN.

KOYOYO~!

This is a bad match up for Koyori, my gut feeling of either Aki or Choco winning might come true

GO CHLOE GO, THE LAST HOPE.

CUM ON ORCA SCOR SOM GOALS

Ponca...

HoloX lost...

horocks bros...

Lui-nee is the last hope.

secret society bros its all up to rui...

Let's go Lui! Redeem HoloX

That was quick

>>40132597
I's fucking over HoloXbros...

Failed Society PonX...

>HoloX vs Gamers
We already know how it would end.

They'll redeem themselves in Mario Kart... Oh wait...

>>40132719
History is repeating itself, just like each of the Mario Party streams.

>>40132587

https://youtu.be/4t6tAjyfDy0
I miss HoloSummer

We would of had another fighting chance if she were here.

>>40132788
Matsuri was a quick one too. Watame meade it less painful

>>40132942
Unless Shion had taken time to coach Wagahai before the stream then she would get destroyed as well

>>40132942
i can see her bits

>>40132942
She wouldn't be here because she doesn't want to play this game.

>>40133054
I thought Lap liked Pokémon?

>>40133005
>coach
Anon, it's a fucking luck tournament. The most coaching you can do is to suggest pokemon with good ability.

rooting for cat now
kemonomimi power

HoloX unluckiest society ever, but it's ok as long as they get along well.

>>40133005
Don't really need much coaching since you're just using one move, just a suggestion on what good metronome users there are

>>40133091
No? She dropped BDSP after the second or first stream.

>>40133119
There are good and bad ones? I thought the all shtick was using random moves so every pokemon can use anything

>>40133107
At this point all of my favorites are out so guess cat will do...

>>40133100
Oh it's the metronome one? Not paying attention or watching the stream, thought it was an actual tournament

>>40133107
Good choice!

>asking Lui how it went
>RTA
Luinee...
kek

>>40133091
She likes Snorlax, as for the games themselves not really.

>>40133224
There's a good amount of metronome users, but some of the pokemon are better in the sense with their abilities and typings. That's why 4 people are using Tinkaton for example. Suisei's Hatterene was pretty good actually, but it just got steam rolled hard before it could actually make use of its ability

suddenly, Suichan
also Lui chatting on Polka/Noel's streams if anyone is interested

>>40133312
I never played a pokemon game. So moves don't have a set value of damage? It's linked to stats as well. The one with the big hammer seems cool.

>>40133456
some do
the finger wave thing, or metronome in english gets a random move from a huge list
some of the moves kill you, some kill the enemy, some do nothing
rui lost cause she rolled a suicide move that killed her pokemon
the types matter cause your type changes the damage your moves do, and how much defense you have i guess (if you roll a move thats the same type as your pokemon it gets a bonus, and depending on your type some moves dont do damage at all
guess that works for a fast primer
theyre essentially rolling dice

>>40133456
They do, but this is a metronome tournament so the random move you get could either be good or you basically end up skipping a turn. Depending on your mon it might not be able to make too much use of the RNG, like getting only physical attacking moves on a special attack and vise versa. Worse cases you sit there basically skipping your turn, or in Lui-nees case just suicide

>Polka got crab hammered
Joshukun no...

>>40133701
>>40133753
Got it. Figured it was fixed damage for the move and you get one out of the entire set of moves for every pokemon ever (so that's like rolling dice). Then for the random part you can of course get a move that skips a turn or kills you if the list of moves is every move ever and those ones are in the game. Still pretty unlucky for Lui-nee. At least the Orca almost won and then got only skipping moves.

HOLOSUCKS

>>40134046
Nice post Anon

>>40134046
HOLOSEX

Rabbit vs Menhera

God Cute Charm was an amazing thing to bring

>year of the rabbit
>hosting the tournament
It was rigged from the start

Smashed into oblivion

Nice to see a few HoloX lewd doujins surfacing from C101. They are definitely one of the sexiest gens overall in Hololive

>>40135737
Ehh, only Koyo and Chloe are sexy

>>40135737
For me, it is Pokobee.

>>40135768
Iroha and Lap are pure sex too.

>>40135768
I like Chloe a lot but have you seen Lui's hips?!

>>40132856
I've said it before and I'll say it again: A LapChamma Idol Duo has the potential to be great. They are both good at singing and dancing; have similar tastes in music and are hilarious together.

>>40136112
Lap/Haato would be great but it looks like they have Lap/Shion plans going forwards, which is also great.

>>40136000
Special interest.

>>40135787
Look how he struts his stuff. Disgusting and shameless. I'm in.

>>40134640

>>40139457
Fixed for you.

>>40139624
Simply ebin, anon.

>>40140192
Low effort I know. Sometimes you have to work with what you have

La+ is cute cute cute

>chloe lost
pon...

>>40140721
She wanted to call off stream and didn't want to stick around much. clearly.

*lunch break with Pokobee*

>>40145812
Poor Lui. No escape from the stank

>>40146452
She already has her at home

I bet Chloe has the most unkempt, rotten and crusty bush imaginable

>>40147228
Anon stop, my dick can only get so erect.

>>40147228
Maybe it's the only thing she treats with respect every day. Also there's no way the not bathing this is anything but a bit.

>>40147326
If it was just a joke I think she would have dropped it within a year.

>>40147445
It’s probably her most popular skit tho, especially among EOP

>>40147326
Yeah I don't think other holos would make the joke if she really had a body odor problem.

>>40147972
It's ok, they make fun of each others. That's better unity than EN.

Lui x Chloe is the only pairing the Lord approves.

>>40149505
Tis is the last thing you see before being eaten alive. How blessed are you?

No, Chloe, being a cat doesn't save you from the great and clean feel of soap on your skin!

>>40151115
Is it only me or the cat ears make her design more boring?

>>40151164
cat ears are boring in general. sakamata is unique with her standard design

>>40104405
>Laplus as a sukeban
you meant...

>>40151480
That punk-rock gal aesthetic. Majestic!

>>40136000
>Lui's hips
Lui has 0 sex appeal to me.
She's kinda similar to Marine: I would fuck if given the chance but wouldn't proactively seek for it because are just some silly milfs trying to be sexy but only manages to make themselves look goofy

>>40151908
*Admiring Lui's hips with Pokobee*

>>40153580
Cute cosplay

KOYOYO~!

>>40153580
Orca feet

>>40155292
>>40153580
ORCA FEET

>>40155539

New Year feet

>>40155941
We need more feet with the pantyhose on like, >>40153580

>>40156431
Does this work?

>>40156660

>>40156799
All I see it's tits and ass

>>40148331
This. I think HoloX being so happy to roast eachother and banter together is why they are my favourite gen.

>>40157138
They're good at that most of the times. You can't tell that even when they bully each others they'll be more than happy to go out the second they finish amd hang out.

Good Koyo.

>>40157419
is she scratching her head cause she just woke up, or did i hit her in the head with a hammer? im thinking the latter, only bad coyotes sleep naked

>>40157419
It's winter in Japan. Put on something before you get sick, dumb bitch.

>>40153580
Nice.

>>40147326
She said she bathes whenever she has to go out, so it's not like she ever claimed to be stinky in the office. And from personal experience, I've known a few "normal" people who didn't bother with shower during chinkflu lockdowns unless they'd go shopping that day.
That said, I don't think she ever had any holo at her place, so we don't have any confirmation about her lifestyle.

>>40158749
Doesn't she lives with Lui and had Iroha over just a few days ago?

>>40157138
Same. I like SMOK MuComet and Gen 3 for the same reasons (even if Gen 3 is just Marine roasting the other three and getting roasted by them in return)

>>40159390
She went to Iroha's place. She does not live with Lui iirc.

>>40159390
She stayed overnight with them a few times, but pretty sure she lives on her own.
>had Iroha over just a few days ago
You mean recent collab? It was at Iroha's place.

>>40159471
>>40159503
How did I missed that? I thought she came over since Chloe was streaming before the collab. Also the Lui thing I wasn't sure at all since it was a joke between the two

>>40159390
The Collab with Iroha was at Iroha's place.
And that should be pretty telling. Iroha: The UberEats of Hololive, not delivering to Chloe's place but having her over instead. Should tell you everything you need to know about Chloe's opinion on guests

>>40159729
The Collab was hosted on Chloe's channel so I can see why you may have gotten confused. It was on Chloe's channel who streamed from Iroha's place. And Chloe had joked about wanting to move in with Lui a few times but Lui has always shot it down. Fairly sure it's a comedic routine between the two of them but it may have had basis in reality

>>40159896
Now that I think about it during the cooking stream Chloe left, so probably if she was at home it would've been a bit strange to leave a guest alone. Also there're a bunch of things I miss during streams because I most of the time don't understand a single word they're saying.

>>40160178

Chloe's house/living arrangements are probably worse than Lap's which is a scary prospect

>>40160434
NOOOOOO! THE ORCA IS CLEAN AND PROFESSIONAL!!! Q.Q

Iroha!

just gonna sit right here, don't mind me.

>>40160434
>>40160541
I'm surrpsies there is someone worse than them. I don't watch Roboco much so I assumed she was a girly girl just bases on how she sounds. It was funny hearing Lui exposing her during their off-collab.

Eat. Pokobee.

smelly

>>40174288
stinky page 10

Iroha playing Nioh 2 in my dream!

Iroha Sekiro When?

>>40179360
She's a samurai, not a ninja.

>>40179360
She played it before but dropped. IIRC she was getting motion sickness from it, unless I mistake her with some other holo.

>>40160434
I'm pretty sure living in a dirty house is better than being homeless.

why do you like pee iroha...

*walking left with kokoro*

>>40183122
>why do you like pee iroha...
Speaking of, who peed in Iroha's toilet and didn't flush since Iroha claimed it wasn't her during the Chloe collab?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_cDObbzcjNU

>>40184734

Gozaru...

I want to fuck Iroha whilst she's wearing a Pokobe onesie

>2nd
NICE GOZARU

Iroha!

Eroha!

i like orca anon is missing...

I miss i like orca anon

>>40189962
He’s been ritual posting weekly lately, and honestly I think it’s better that way, both for him and the board

The true leader of HoloX and Joshkun Prime did a wonderful performance
Everblue is one of my favorite holo orisongs

No Koyo

Has Iroha ever mentioned or reacted to the "Eroha" nickname?

>>40193606
No, Iroha doesn't visit EOP shitholes where they would use that.

>>40193727
"Ero" is a Japanese term though, retard

Irokoyo anons...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXtnPogJjK0
GOZARU~

Bushimachi-Samurai TeeTee
>Suisei knew Gozaru would pick up
>Gozaru was prepared in case Suisei called because she knew Suisei streaming
cute

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hxo51ivACJ8
GO
ZA
RU
she's happy her oshi called her

KOYOYO~!

tipsy Gozaru is super cute
her lisp becomes super strong
also she's just been talking about Suisei this entire time

>doesn't go home for the holidays
>parents just show up unannounced with food from their hometown
cute Kazama family

bros, Kanatan is bodying Koyoyo...
also Gozaru cute

tfw when you’re never going to see Lap in her new year outfit during 2023

Gozaru...?
what

>>40197645

Iroha!

>>40203107
Nor during 2024

Stinky orca!

Gozaru was very very very very very very cute tonight

>>40204541
I missed it. Will watch the VOD!

>>40206228
Hi Lui, can you come sit on my lap?

>>40206408

>>40206513
COME HERE!

>>40203107
Be strong for HoloX