/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Finally christ

Was there an image of gura wearing shoes with tongues licking the undersides of her feet? Or was that someone else?

Sex with a fembud.

What are the chumbies doing besides lurking /ggg/ for no real reason like me?

I love my wife so much!!

Gura cute Gura cute!

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oh nyo

>>39176502
Be a productive member of society and as a medbud I might or might not have diagnosed Gura with ligma so that I can correct her later.

>>39176488
Yeah, with me

>>39176502
Drinking beer and fantasizing about Gura's lingerie.

>>39176502
playing vidya
watching Pat and Woolie's old KOTOR playthrough
gonna goom later

>>39176488
99% of them are troons

>>39176502
Watching some boomer explain futures trading to me. Think I might watch Spy x Family next though

>>39176862
FEEL BETTER GURA
You must...

>>39176502
Enjoying some turkish coffee, lurking the thread, and conquering some elves with my elite human spearmen squad.

>>39176502
listening to didney music

>>39176946
I've always wanted to try Turkish coffee but it's a rarity where I love, at least as far as I know

>>39176502
"Playing" antimatter dimensions and watching streams

>>39177104
*live

>>39176502
Playing Baldur's Gate.

>>39177160
Are you me?

>>39177104
I brew my own turkish coffee. It's not too hard to learn how and ibriks are pretty cheap.
The only thing that's a pain in the ass about making turkish coffee is learning how to preserve the crema and finding a grinder that can get you a flour consistency grind.

>>39177361
No, I'm using the steam release.

>>39177366
Seems worth it if you make coffee that way often enough. I usually prefer just going with my pour over and drinking it black because it's so easy.

>>39176502
watching pomu vods

Shark is kill

>>39177610

>>39177610
GOD

>>39177610
SHE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

Does being sexually attracted to Gura make me a... uhh, you know....?

>>39178411
Based?
Absolutely.

>740 posts last thread
did something happen or was it the schizos again

>>39178411
You're normal.

>>39178411
A healthy male? Yes.

>>39178522

>>39178499
The thread was too comfy for him, and you know how he gets when Chumbies are anything but miserable.

What's wrong, anon? Just kiss her.
So what if she's asleep?

>>39178999
I'll kiss her little cun cun instead!

my stupid gay fucking mouse is fucking double clicking involuntarily again

love your shark always

Are you a chumbabooey?

>>39176862
FEEL BETTER GURA

>>39179358
same desu

It's over, guys. We'll never go back to the golden age of Gura's streaming hours. Savor the little streams as much as you can until Gura's health deteriorates which would then make her unable to stream again.

>>39179424

>Gura almost always tweets or announces things while I'm busy out of the house
>I have no car to get me out of the house until Monday
Uh...

>>39179424
Cybersex soon.

>>39179717
Go on a walk. You've got legs.

>>39177557
get out, your kind isn't welcome here nijifaggot

>>39178643
Now look what you've done, you jinxing shitlord

when is the update? i'm getting crazy

>>39179918

>>39179918
Yeah, me

>>39179937
You know posts like this only lead to unpleasantness, right?

>>39179937
next week since she no one dares criticize anymore lest they be dogpiled on and called an anti

>>39179937
Update will be monday stream.

>>39179918
Um sir. This was a very intimate moment with me and my wife, Gura. I would appreciate this if you deleted this. Thank you.

>>39179937
See?

>>39180065
>he thinks there's going to be a monday stream
i wish i was as naive

hoocha

>>39176360
Stay in current EN or transfer to ID, which is better for her? EN is recruiting more homo

>>39176502
watching the other holo streams on right now, all at the same time

>>39179937
>>39180055
If she doesn't update by Monday start sending emails to management again. I wouldn't put it past Gura to milk that "update soon" tweet so she can ghost us longer and then end up not giving an actual update at all. You gotta start putting deadlines to these things.

>>39180274
That sum ultra paradise?

I hope we don't actually have retards here falling for these discord raider call to action

I hope we don't actually have retards here falling for these strawmen accusations.

>>39180673
you aren't fooling anyone """chumbie"""

Remember this stupid shit? I loved how much it made here giggle.

>>39180539
there's no point in leaving comments or emails anymore, you'll be painted as the bad guy for nagging someone that has unspecified health issue

>seething
kek

>>39180749
>painted
No, you'll actually be a bad guy.

>>39180809
I'm not a bad guy, it's all connected to my health issues.

>>39180809
Why does wanting a promised update make you a bad person?

>>39180881
It's too bad that they don't have doctors on your side of the planet, then...
I think your best remedy would be diving headfirst off a cliff.

>>39180809
This. They're just trolling at this point.

Gurass

Before you start another round of gay cringe, look at this!

>>39180959
There is nothing wrong with wanting an update, but Gura will give said update when she is ready to do so. Until then the only thing you can do is wait for her since there is nothing you can do to expedite this process.

Good morning yurotards

Look at those little hands. Fucking look at them...
https://youtu.be/GidODrj1X54

>>39180749
>>39180809
>>39181014
Asking her to make good on the "update soon" promise doesn't make you a "bad guy", it's holding her accountable.

>>39181319

Gura loves chumbies and wants to marry us.

>>39181319
Samefagging on 4chan also makes you a bad guy.

>>39181026
Smell check

>>39181361
Stop piling up on someone with health issues, retard >>39180881

>>39181437
I'm sorry, I just wanted to listen to Gura's lovely voice.

>>39181227
I like how she says "oreos"

>>39181392
>>39181437
That anon you're talking about and is a different person. Don't just accuse someone samefagging with no proof.

I tried oreos once, how do americans even stomach this? i wouldnt have a problem if the local chocolate and cream cookies i used to buy seem to have started to use the same revolting ingredients oreos do.

>>39181650
>>39181650
*That anon you're talking about is a different person.
(Left an and in by mistake)

Is he really crying because chumbies won't let him shit up the thread in peace and without rebuttal?

>>39181824
Idk, I think he got bored and left already.

>>39181743
Honestly I don't really like the cream part very much. It's cloyingly sweet and tastes too artificial. I do like the cookie part, though. Probably because I like stuff that isn't too sweet.
t. American

gawr cute

>>39181319
Anon she's mentally preparing to announce her indefinite break. Give her some time

>>39181105
so you're OK with waiting forever? how much waiting is enough waiting?

>>39181987
Shit up scumbud

>>39182008
Sir, if you want to hold her accountable, just close the thread and leave forever.

>>39182007
hopefully she graduates after holofes and we get a 500k ccv stream in july and she returns to HER a couple months later

>jgh
Uh did I miss anything?

>>39182167
No.

>>39182068
EROTIC!!!!!!!!!

Impatient retards do your IRL reps. I KNOW you have shit to do.

>Gura can do no wrong
Is that what you chumkeks think? Ok, fine, that's nice...
But what about THIS?!

>>39182496
like what?

>>39182497
I miss her...

>>39182589
Well what do you think you are lacking in?

>>39182497
>taking her pretty flower sketch before she's done drawing it and making her look bad
That wasn't wrong, this however I can't turn a blind eye to.

Thirsty?

>>39182589
>>39182740
And don't say shark.

>>39182740
I'm rich and do my job well. I don't lack anything.

>>39182752
Brat...

>>39182829
Then you should be shredded right?

>>39182829
>I don't lack anything.
except patience

>>39182865
Why do I need to be shredded? It's not like Gura will ever see my muscles. I'm not fat either so I'm doing alright in that regard.

>>39182911
Do your reps retard. You always lift for yourself first. Start doing steroids with all your money since you can afford the good shit.

>>39182971
i heard steroids have weird side effects tho so nah

>>39183034
Not the good ones. And even then you could just be natty.

>>39182795
>ame was a cunt to gura
>gura isolated herself to dote and goom on us rather than risk angering the yellow bitch again
Still not thanking smellia cuntson for it.

>>39183065
What does lifting for myself achieve? I could try getting a higher paying job though...

>>39182971
I've seen enough roidtrannies on /fit/ to know that they're a bad idea. I just lift heavy and eat a lot of meat.

>>39183034
They do. If you must fuck with them, do your research first.

>>39183105
It makes you a way better version of yourself. Its not just aesthetics its energy as well which would make you a harder worker.

>>39183120
Yeah I avoid roiding. Natty only.

>>39183082
go back tranny hooper

>>39183194
Go back, cuckmate.

>>39183267
keep dilating, troon

>>39176862
rubrubrubrubrub
FEEL BETTER GURA
>>39181068
>>39182167
rubrubrubrubrub

>>39183315
Keep getting cucked, mate.

My pp lives in here.

>>39183586
I'm pp

Guys they use to say that a mans seed is vitality which is what the sick gura needs right now to be healthy and while you may not like it I have the best and most seed out of any of you, so I need your help build the quantum teleporter send it to my house and connect it to guras soul so I can goom her bratty minx body to health with my cock and balls

>>39183586
I'm here, faggot

>>39183082
>>39183194
>>39183267
>>39183315
>>39183492
Now kiss faggots

>>39183753
I'd sooner kiss an anti than a cuckmate.

cunny better hope I never see her doing this to me before I turn her bermuda into the florian triangle

I just finished reading hommunculus. What kind of reps are you chumbuds doing?

>>39183876
sleep reps

>>39183860

>>39183876
Been doing my work and dwarf fortress reps recently. Might think about starting my linear algebra reps as well.

>>39183860(ye)
Because I have nuclear penis these tears are proof

>>39183876
chainsaw man mango

>>39183927
dont make me frustrated, shortcake

...

>>39184023
*vaccums your tummy and dusts it*

>>39184023
GURA, GET OUT!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-F4gG7rXw1s

Why hasnt the ultra cunny been posted yet, shame on all of you

>>39183753
>>39183946
>>39184023
rubrubrubrubrub

>>39184137
I'm not a fan of ritual posting, sorry.

I unironically want to defile this monster like silly putty in the hands of a hormonally awakened teenager

>>39182795
wonder if her health issues were what kept her from using her vr setup for this

>>39184188
heres your ritual, thats me on the left btw

>>39184247
makes sense judging by that its clear she has been voraciously horny for the past year she is in heat so badly that its affecting that fake cats health, fear not I have the answer, my penis

I can think of 50 ways to stuff my dick in this, can you? No you cannot that is why you all are faggots.

I need to treat this creature like a soda rocket with my man essence

>>39184354
this shrimp ticc

>>39184543
NO BITING

I just dreamed of Gura. A bunch of Hololive members were holding me while they forced me to sniff her cunny to prove from my erection that I was a lolicon. Weird stuff.

Feel better Gura.

Penis

>>39184861
Why aren't I having dreams like this FUCK

>>39185138
You arent trying hard enough. It's your fault.

My biggest fear isn't death, rather it is developing dementia and forgetting the Goob.

...

>>39185192
Man all I get are anxiety fueled dreams involving getting hunted/chased by something I may or may not even see.

>>39185138
I think it's caused by some meds I took since a month now. Since I do I do a bunch a weird dreams.
This one included living in a mini video game, weird dancing alone, Satan, a street battle including a brown man I don't remember and Tyler1, Tyler1 that desecrate a golden statue of Lincolm because he is retarded, vampire. And other things that starts to disappear from my memory.

>>39185425
I get those a lot.
Over time the thing chasing me has become Gura more and more often so I'm not too sad

this is what chumbuds like

Reminder that Gura's words are empty and she's never cared about >us

I had a Gura fueled dream once, We went to an arcade that was located at a pier. Had a good time playing the games and then we walked by the beach. Man I wish I could have that dream once again.

>>39185735

>>39185735
Shion where is my actual wife, you can sub in as mistress after I have a long talk with gura on your wage

Great now Im imagining a brat femdom to correction threesome with gura and the japanse cunny, this is your fault bedposter

>>39185861
We're gonna dream big tonight bros.

Been getting a lot of vtuber ads lately for Gura. You might not think that's strange but that's probably the smallest types of commercials I see after over 2 years of watching the shark. Maybe 10% at the highest. Maybe an algorithm change.

>>39185886
I said threesome not a war draft, none of you are invited.

>>39185959
I am in your balls.
https://youtu.be/Qc8hHUT_gU0?t=200

>>39185959
I'm going to invade your dream and steal the cunny for myself.

>>39186007
>>39186028
my sperm cells there is no need to fight you will all be dumped on the crocs anyways

>>39185890
There's ads on youtube?

As on edge as I am, as much as I wanna see her again and know what's going on, for some reason the vacuum on tummy thing is floating to the top of my head right now. I have to have her elaborate on that.

>>39176862
FEEL BETTER GURA

>>39186101
Not for me.

>>39186208
gura did you step into the laser printer again

Guys itll be ok she probably just got addicted to drinking over the past year and is going through the I will, I wont phase of leaving addiction she just needs my cum to motivate her through this

Stupid shark

are the health issues the vaxx?
fucking hell

>>39186333
vaxx kills all who touch it

>>39186333
She fid not take the jab.

>>39186278
Addicted to drinking my semen.
>>39186333
She didn't get vaxxed. She isn't that stupid.

>>39186208
>bl**p

Gura...

>>39186374
Not your semen no but semen yes, mine. In due time she will develop the antibodies

>>39186374
>>39186358
so she'll never go or live in japan like she dreams of? i think she has bros...

>>39186467
She isn't moving to japan any time soon, watch streams.

>>39186467
Japan only requires a negative test, but she shouldn't move there anyway. It would be a mistake.

gura?

>>39186502
all of myth is doing their 3D showcase soon
>>39186547
2 tests each way but that's way more hassle than she'd want rather than just taking the jab

>>39186566
Stop making shit up.

>>39186564
I want to smell gura too

>>39186566
If shes already sick enough to visit the doctor repeatedly the shot would be a terrible idea right now, shit had me bedridden for a week after taking it

>>39186618
Ill jar her farts for you gosling you arent alone here

>>39186639
i mean the sickness itself is from the shot

Gura is sex incarnate

>>39186640
Oyasame

>>39186566
A test that only takes a few minutes, or a vaccination that is likely to kill you. Difficult choice.

>>39186640
sleep tight buddy

>>39186706
gura sex my cock while I soggy suckle your bandaid boobs

Here come the vaxxers, like clockwork.

>>39186739
fuck man guess i died 3 times now
maybe you should stop being a weak bitch

>>39186860
do they have this shit on a global board highlight or something? i don't get it

>>39186866
>triple jabbed
Jesas...

>>39186866
>he got the booster too
Retard.

It's time to goom.

>>39186941
Make me brat

>>39186906
I guess Mr. Gates pays well.

>>39186979
no i mean you faggot anti-vaxxer

>>39186979
Kek

>>39187009
>he is a vaxxer
Oh no, he is retarded...

butt

>>39187081
yeah dud i got the autism after taking it, just like gura's autism

Antivaxxers btfo, this is not the place nor the thread.

guras body is a vaccine for my needs

I'm hungry, I wish I had a borgar.

wow would you look at that a shark
this must be a shark thread

>>39187217
This is gura country, go back city boy.

This is a thread for my penis

love shork

>>39186566
How is taking a test more hassle than bloodclots?

>>39186640
I need to get one more rage inducing league game in.

>>39187488
shork love me I love shart

>>39187545
Why would you do that to yourself?

>>39187594
He probably hates himself.

>>39187594
Its the only game my retarded friend plays. So I play a few with him.

>>39187593
this is gura's cutest voice impression change my mind

>>39187632
>friend
Why would you do that to yourself?

>>39187929
I didnt say shit you didnt see that

Gura get on chai we're doing chase play this time

What

I need to fill her with so much goom that her tummy bulges and then just keep going at it.

>>39187675
Friends help.

>>39188388
god she sounded so cunny and cute during the skyrim vr stream, it sucks that she gets sick from vr

>>39188476
damnit what are some ways to get her to use the vr mike without the vr downsides, vr stationary asmr?

Gura-chan right now

>>39188582
Ebi-kun right now

>>39188743
me on the right

How will we know she tweeted from her phone?

>>39188778
tweetdeck literally still shows it

>>39188778
good, this was retard levels of apple shill

>>39188582
Now post the other version...

>>39188858
what other version anonymous

Can anyone prove that Gura did or didn't take the vax? I know Mori did, lol

>>39187217
Unfortunate for you, friendo
Please look after your heart health!!

How many hours would you leave Gura tied up with an egg vibrator in her ass and cunny before fucking her senseless?

Does anyone have a good Gura mmd model?
Seen a lot of em but none downloadable

>>39189235
Probably 7 hours. I could never leave gura alone if I’m awake so I’d be limited to a full sleep schedule.

i came here to bully gura

>>39189657
Give her a wedgy for me anon~

>>39189188
My heart is bleeding because Gura hasn't been streaming for a while.

>>39189657
>>39189682
Wet willies and this >>39179041

>>39190245
>>39189657
Gura getting bullied/bullying literature
https://www.deviantart.com/serkotton/art/What-s-a-Wedgie-Hololive-886205191
https://www.deviantart.com/triad9/art/F-F-Gawr-Gura-Wedgies-You-925984085
https://www.deviantart.com/totalchaos63/art/Comm-Shark-Tank-Hololive-911521820
https://www.deviantart.com/radicool332/art/I-See-London-I-See-France-Hololive-938097079

>>39189657
But why?

>>39189102
the one where shes happy and healthy, streamer.... on my manhood

I kinda hope she's been at home with her parents while dealing with her medical issues, I would feel really bad if she's dealing with everything alone

>>39190602
Lucky she has me to help her through it

>>39190602
good post, this honestly everything thats been going on has to be draining for her

its a good thing she can also drain my cacao pod

>>39190602
Mama shark makes Gura feel better please.

>>39190602
Don't worry chumbie. I'll make sure Gura-chan is well taken care of. Hehehe...

>>39190894
Gura is such a mommy's girl, it's adorable.

I literally wept for Goob a little while ago. I just can't stand the thought of such a sweet person suffering through any illness. I may be in WAY too deep...

>>39191258
This is the right deep to be in gosling, she doesnt deserve this.

>>39191397
forgot picrel

>>39190994

>>39191462
NOOO THAT WAS ONE OF THE GOOD ONES HE WAS BUYING HER MACCAS

>>39191481
All ugly bastards will taste my steel.

>>39191500
His face maybe but his heart was gold perhaps one of the few that could have cheered her up.........

>>39191258
You get used to it, goslingbud. Kinda.

>>39191536
Fuck now I feel bad.

>>39191536
WITH THE EXCEPTION OF ME OF COURSE

Ugly bastards shark feel good squad rally up

That's it, I'm giving Gura 48 hours to prove that she really loves us. It's becoming increasingly difficult for her to ignore too. Gura, as a day one chumbie I am asking you to like/retweet the sleepy stained panties art, like seriously, it's gotten over 50k likes on Twitter, if that doesn't prove how much we love and want to make love with you then I don't know what would.

would you?

>>39191576
>>39191645

>>39192126
*bangs your casca*

>>39188778
The people who were telling you what device her retweets come from weren't using those displays

https://www.youtube.com/post/UgkxuBNrL-OmY0erJN43sEm8ipXhr25TkX95
https://www.youtube.com/post/UgkxuBNrL-OmY0erJN43sEm8ipXhr25TkX95
https://www.youtube.com/post/UgkxuBNrL-OmY0erJN43sEm8ipXhr25TkX95
!!!

>>39193104
What is this supposed to be?

>>39193104
Fuck is it a members only thing mine ran out(swear to buddha) you mind telling me what it says?

>>39193286
Forgot to add that I'm too broke for 5 bucks rn, charity please

>>39193286
>>39193384
Literally fuck off and go find another oshi.

>>39193104
who? it's not a gura post.

>>39193104
>oops something went wrong

>>39193465
Dude I'm legit broke bud not an anti I'll remember when I get the money but I need my insider edition please spare a excommunicated the bible

>>39193512
The absolute state of /vt/

>>39193607

>>39193512
Sell your nudes on the dark web or stop smoking and use that money to pay membership. You are a disgrace to Atlantis.

>>39193652
Fake image

>>39193716
NOT THE FUCKING EWOK

>>39193694
Bitch please my body is for my wife and the smoke money is in the daki fund make atlantis great again

>>39193737

>>39193785
CEASE WITH THE CRACKHIVE SAPIENS

How the fuck is anyone still not a member? do you even love her?
Being poor is not a valid excuse, you know better than me you waste money on futile shit every single day, much more than 9,99 bucks a month.
Stop being retarded if you really love her, if you cannot change your habits for your oshi then you're just another catalognigger.

>>39193716
>>39193785
I hate these posts so fucking much

>>39193830
so whats the post say?

>>39193716
still would

I think I'll fire one more off before going to bed...

I am a parasocial viewer

>>39194135
of my cock,faggot

>>39194151
I'd need a magnifying glass to view that

>>39194135
I am literally married to Gura and have 3 beautiful daughters with her even though she doesn't know I exist. I feel nothing but agony whenever I don't hear her voice.

>>39194362
The fact that you're willing to take that much effort to see it is saying something, faggot

>>39194393
picrel

Look at my christmas tree. T u T

>>39194393
no one is interested in your micro dick pics bud

>>39194509
dear god how do you know about the pictures? Are you stalking me?

>>39194529(big cock and balls)
forgot to call you a faggot faggot

holy based

>>39176502
Playing Fallout 4 (with mods)

>>39193830
>last member stream 38 days ago

>>39195109
>he only pays for MUH CONTENT and not to support Gura
kys

>>39195580
yeah what this guy said pay to support her
T.broke bud

>>39195580
>>39195649
I'm good. Enough people in her life supporting her already.

>>39195719
this is what seperates casual fans from true chumbuds

>>39195719
Sounds like jealousy

>>39195719
So you are just straight up admitting that you are a threadshitter? Cause I see no other reason for you to be here.

>>39196041

>>39196041
udderly shocking

Gura piss on my cock. T __ T

>>39196299
Proof?

>>39196553
https://litter.catbox.moe/3vzasn.png