/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

The Schedule!
https://twitter.com/Selen_Tatsuki/status/1601939284898242560

F
this will be my remembrance of him
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQ6Q0zrNkRY

i should probably archive this just in case

Has she mentioned reviving the Apex 2434 kills collabs? I know she fell into the overwatch hole but now that she hit the top rank it might come back, right?

>>38937485
Yugo was kind to Selen in Japan so I will also pay respects here.
Makes the joking that the new girl is another Yugo less funny in retrospect.

>>38937652
No clue. she hasn't said it's dead yet at the very least so who knows, if she does she will probably announce it
>>>38937485
O7

>>38937485
I was really happy watching that stream, knowing that Selen got to hang out with her friends and that she was taken care of well while she was in Japan. I really appreciated Yugo hanging out with her, and any friend of Selen's is always worthy of respect in my eyes.
Going to miss him. Godspeed, DJ.

>>38937485
I'm going to miss you DJ, thank you for everything and taking care of Selen in Japan, you were a great liver

>>38937485
I'm going to be honest, i never cared about Yugo or watched her streams (well except for that one with Selen) but i appreciate that she shared the PC with Selen on the NijiFest and gave us a cool stream
F, o7

She's grooming

Kotoka is pretty competent at ape sex, Selen might finally have a play buddy in EN

>>38938895
Much like the last one not real

>>38939010
It's very real (in my head)

>>38938895
NOT GONNA FALL FOR THAT AGAIN
>>38939071
>spoiler
Just this once, i would actually like / wouldn't mind Kotoka being Selen's friend
>>38939003
What's her rank?

>>38936740
I still remember the usual journo hack crowd heavily criticized Gunslinger (Selen's Saturday game) because the story involved you,
>Headshotting Native Americans as a white man.
A real racially motivated quote btw. Because to them, white characters having any sort of agency and fighting BIPOCs in a real historical setting without any added revisionist political commentary is inherently racist and therefore bad.

>>38939003
I don't think she said it? I just joined, she said she's rusty tho but people in main th*ead already said she's better than Reimu(but worse than PomU)

>>38939460
meant for >>38939354
fucking kek, idk her movement is pretty good and her aim is on point

>>38939354
She peaked plat

>>38937652
dont expect the challenge to continue until january
between overwatch and end year projects she had no time, but i have faith for her to come back to the series on full force next year

collab waiting room up:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2tximZexY4

>>38943722
Will some of them drop out because of Yugo? I wouldn't be surprised if some of the collabs will be moved(Even tho they knew couple of weeks prior)

>>38943722
I wonder if Selen knew about this, seems like a weird timing for a collab and probably not something she would do
Regarding Yugo she was a fellow Dragoon, I hope that she's okay

>>38943722
Thanks!
>>38943952
Yep, some of them might cancel their schedule for today.

>>38943952
>>38944118
>>38944151
Do all of them really know weeks prior? If so I doubt they will cancel since they agreed knowing this, if not we'll see some cancel it

>>38944151
Like i'm pretty sure Vermitied collab that had Fulgar in it might be moved, or they will find someone else, i will be surprised tho, they should be over it already

>>38943952
I don't mind vermintide collab being moved. It's a great game that i'm looking forward to but i don't want them playing it with a sour mood.

>>38944265
Isn't that next week? I doubt they'll cancel more than a week

w/ @PomuRainpuff @Rosemi_Lovelock @LucaKaneshiro @AsterArcadia @MariaMarionette @AiaAmare @KyoKaneko @RenZotto
I'm gonna assume Selen invited all the good ones and Luca invited all the shit ones. LUCA H A T E

As petra said on twitter, dont judge livers if they chose to stream. each person deals with this kind of thing differently, so some might stream to forget about it while others will take a break, like noctyx chose to or how petra didnt think she could stream today with that situation

>>38945941
It’s ok, I love selen enough to put up with aster

>>38945945
Yup, I can see how some will be like "Just act normal"
>>38945941
Look, we have pomu and rosemi is all I care, Maria a bit as well, I don't really mind the others, Luca can get annoying at times but I believe in the woo girls

>>38946472
Considering it's a detective game I won't put it past him to cheat for content just like he did in hmongus

Haha up

>>38944368
Selen's pussy cheese...

>who's is who
This will be an exceptional challenge considering that ILUNA is playing

>>38944368
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH CUTE CUTE CUTE

i want to smell her stink

>>38952859
>>38956389
Selen's feet smell....

>>38936690
SELEN I KNOW YOU ARE /HERE/ PLEASE MARRY ME I LOVE YOU SO MUCH, I HAVE A NICE SIGNATURE

>>38946805
>rrat
This is why selen doesn't stream those types of games often (with almost no POVs in while), maybe it's not just Luca

>>38958171
>I LOVE YOU SO MUCH, I HAVE A NICE SIGNATURE

>>38945941
>Selen invited all the good ones and Luca invited all the shit ones
You are one of the dragoon who's always arguing in the main thread. selen has told us on multiple occasions how she organizes this type of collabs, she puts the message on discord and the first members to react are in. I don't like luca either but hate has no place /here/ I think you know where this type of words are welcome.

Is this really the only catchphrase they could think of for Selen?

>>38945945
Bro it's just a coworker being fired. Maybe if she fucking died this shit would be warranted but the NijiEN happy family hugbox is fake as fuck and I respect Selen more for not participating in it.

>>38961203
What would you put anon?

>>38962776
>HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAAHAHAHA

>>38962776
>WHAT DO YOU MEEEEEAN?

>>38962776
>"I really love you Anon. I want to spend my life with you. Lets have lots of fun together!"

>>38962776
>You don't know what a brojob is?

>>38964000

>>38961203
I expected the signature to be golden or purple, not that yellow.

>>38945941
As long as the Holy Trinity and Maria interact, it will be ok
Bonus points if Luca shut the fuck up most of the time

>>38962776
>BADUM

>>38965710
>Luca
>shutting up
impossible

>>38962776
>im a dragon, rawr

>>38965792
Luca and Vox are the attention whores of nijien sadly, Vox can be funny sometimes at least

>>38965710
>>38965792
>>38967696
I like Luca and Vox. It seems some people in this thread expected NijiEN to be HoloEN 2 and never got over that NijiEN turned out to be, in fact, a branch of Nijisanji. I really wish you people had stuck to Hololive instead of poisoning Selen's fanbase.

>>38967824
? What does this even have to do with Hololive? If you think people dislike those 2 just because they are "male" you're delusional, I won't deny that there are some that do, that's unavoidable, but they have very crucial flaws that makes us not want to see them in collabs, you won't even see that much hate towards the other nijien members, fuck, no one even hates on the jp ones it's just those 2

>>38967824
Sorry bro but im not obligated to like everyone and even the Niji fans tell others that you can dislike people on the branch
Vox is good collab partner when he is not in "Forma Coomer"
Luca on the other hand is a annoying faggot and i cant stand him, just because some of the NijiEN chubbas pushed the family shit doesnt mean i will pretend to like everyone

>>38967824
I wont deny that there could be some people against males in general, but the whole point of tomboys is being able to interact with men as friends.
I dont think that Selen herself attracts that kind of incels.

>>38967824
I don't dislike Luca because he's a guy (selen's collabed with guys since before there were even guys in the branch and it wasn't an issue), I dislike him because he's annoying, skull crushingly stupid and worst of all, can't take a joke at his expense.

>>38962776
Look, guys, I'm on a card

>>38969002
>Look, guys, I'm on a card HAHAHAHAHA
You forgot the laugh
But for real tho, not counting shitposts like >>38964000
>>38963695
I can't figure out a catchphrase for Selen that would fit the card, but I agree that the "Hey, guys" was pretty lazy

https://twitter.com/selen_tatsuki/status/1603162028038057984

Not cancelled

>>38970956
based

>>38970956
BASED SALOON

>>38970956
My oshi just keeps being so based

>>38970956
Thanks Selen, i'm always grateful for your hard work

>>38968816
Yeah, I gosling a bit, but I don't mind Selen collabing with guys at all. Vox is funny when he isn't talking about cum, Ike is cool and has good conversations when he doesn't take his straight man role a bit too serious, but Luca is just too annoying and loud most of the time, even if he can be fun every now and then. That's what I meant with Luca never shutting up.

>>38974141
>Luca is just too annoying and loud most of the time.
that's the exact same main reason everyone where complaining about selen in the selamei collab. sounds more like unjustified hate

kyo is in the collab? this is disgusting. Luca is bearable, but kyo's mere presence makes me want to throw up. I will have to skip this one. I hope he dies soon

>>38974141
No, can't agree and I don't care about any unicorn brony labels that come with this opinion. It does suck when it is a male collab with anything but an fps. This is because only men generally take this shit seriously beyond maybe groups like vspo designed for it and the occasional cracked female streamer in Niji or Holo.
Otherwise, I would rather see Selen goof off with Pomu or Rosemi or any of the girls really.

>>38977365
Based
>It does suck when it is a male collab with anything but an fps.
Depends, the first Nijicancelled was kino, the Mario Party collab with Suha, Nagao and Alban was good too to name a few examples
But yeah most of them are meh
>>38977024
>that's the exact same main reason everyone where complaining about selen in the selamei collab.
No? It was the other way around, i saw a lot of people on the m*in thread pretending that it was the worst Selen collab because the Holos didnt have the same banter energy as Selen
Sometimes is just good to see cute girls doing cute things

>>38977668
You clearly didn't visit any holo threads during that collab. especially teamates thread

>>38978278
I did, i also visited /hlgg/ and /who/
Teamates were always friendly, the main holo thread had the usual schizos but nothing out of the usual trolling (the ones that where complaining got "HAHAHA" posting in return)
The only one that had actual seething was /who/ from 2 Hoomans but for different reasons they didnt like Mumei getting corrupted by Selen, in fact, one of them visited the thread after the collab

>>38978485
that hooman was something else

>>38978485
>>38978278(me)
You are absolutely correct, anon, it wasn't in those threads, but in # and main. but there are people who say that shit about selen, your comment (Assuming you're the anon who said luca was annoying and loud) reminded me of those types of comments I saw during that collab

>>>>>>>>>> pomu and selen fighting for the dragoons on the prechat
kek

>>38980148
I love those 2
>But do we snitch or not, that's the question

>>38980148
>>38980209
>ISREAL

>>38980449
LOL
Pomulen will save this collab for me.

>>38980449
>if selen lose we get cute selen stories
>if selen wins we get cute selen stories
i won, it doesnt matter the result

>>38980558
Well... it seems that WOO Girls / Holy Trinity will have to HARD CARRY this collab because Maria is out
>

>>38980831
No...

>>38980831
I was really looking forward to Maria interacting with the Trinity...
Shit happens sadly

>>38980831

>>38981732
And he just start stream while the others don't know wtf is going on lmao

Well, starting!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2tximZexY4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2tximZexY4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2tximZexY4

>>38981732
Apparently he just ghosted everyone and started the stream anyways kek

This collab... lol.

>>38981833
>I was having technical difficulties
>But you still started the stream?
I don't trust Kyo

>Selen's name is so long that it doesnt even fit the slots

>>38982055
All of my credibility on him just plummeted lmao

>>38981732
Hopefully something really bad happened to him, But I don't think we're that lucky
>He just joined
FUCK I hoped that he finally died or him becoming a vegetable

>>38982055
Thats a little sussy if you ask me lol

>Pomu just laughs at Kyo
BASED

>Rosemi is fake
The m*in thread rrats...

>Aster
>>38982181
BASED

>Seiso Pomu
Now i want Seiso Selen to collab with Seiso Pomu.

>hello im ren and im cringe
true

>>38982181
>And rosemi making fun of Hex
I love them so much

>Luca eliminated first
Based

WINNING DRAGON

GOT THE W

>Selen and Pomu only ones alive
>Selen won
HAPPY ENDING

EASY WIN

>pomu seething at selen
>they are both targeting each other
YES, GIVE ME MORE POMULEN

>Apex ring

>>38970956
Based as always

>Kyo sounds and acts retarded

Selen...

>The seething of pomu
This is actually a really good collab, who would've thought

BLESSED
>>38983688
These 3 are a blessing

>Rose Pomu and Selen Griefing each other
Based

>>38983728
>>38983792
>Maria is not there to interact with them
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>38983643
at least he is more quiet than usual, even ren is more active kek

>>38983884
Apparently she had problems with her goxlr, I'm hoping she gets it fixed and joins later, but that's just a lot of copium on my part...

>>38983920
Hopefully he's actually dying this time. That is the content i want

>>38983920
He's being really chill for once, I'm really liking this collab a lot
Also, is it me or Rosemi has been more outgoing lately?

>kyo gets caught stealing like a million times
It's like he's really...

>>38984088
>Rosemi
It happens when she is with Selen and Pomu
>>38984176
KEK

>>38984176
kek
sadly he isn't, would've been really funny

VICTORY
>>38984176
lol

>>38984088
>Rosemi has been more outgoing
Yes! Since she returned from her trip to Japan she gained a lot more confidence, I want to assume that the girls signed some juicy contract

SELEN CARRYING AND TAUNTING POMU.

EZ

Thats my oshi

SELENWINSLOL

>>38984995

an another one!

Pomu is going menhera again...

>Selen can handle just 1 Pomu

KEK

>5 segs from dying
>won
NOT EVEN CLOSE

We're getting so many pomulen interactions, I'm smiling and laughing so much

>>38986001
Based and same.

>>38986001
Thanks God that Pomu is present in this collab

the vampire mode is the best one yet

>>38986966
This one seems pretty chaotic lol

Straight up said the rrat lmao

>stream sniper
Based Pomers.

>>38987764
I missed it, what did they say?

>>38987809
pomu called luca a stream sniper

>>38987944
lmao based pomu

>you BITCH
lol

>He's stream sniping for real
>THEY ARE /HERE/

>>38987778
>>38987764
>>38988026
BASED

>Pomu won by doing nothing

>>38962776
>Chicken soup!

>It was right next to you, you id-
LMAO SELEN

>>38961203
I don't know if this is how it was done, but this feels like Selen missed a deadline to give a line and whoever is in charge with this made up a generic one

>>38988576
>Selen laughing and jinxing
>Pomu laughing and seething
All is good in the world.

>maid skin
Pomu...

>Get ready for more Phasmo
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>LordKrosis supa
fuck you

>>38989811
And there we go...

STOP AAAHHHHH I HATE PHASMO.

If she change the christmas zatsu for fucking phasmo IM GOING TO MALD REALLY FUCKING HARD I HATE YOU ALL

>>38989912
I don't like phasmo, but scared selen is too good an opportunity to pass up.

>>38989962
>scared Selen
True but, see >>38989959
This faggots better not ruin the Zatsudan

I fucking hate phasmo

I've never been so dissapointed in dragoons so hard
This and rockfags are the worst shit ever

THANK GOD SHE PUT THE DATE ON POOL
THANK FUCKING GOD
You can do all you want faggots, just don't ruin the zatsu

>>38990072
>spoiler

>>38990185
Thanks God...

>it's 50/50
WTF

THANKS SELEN
FUCK PHASMO FA-
>bribe
Fuck

I swear to god... If christmas win...

>>38990187
ME GETTING FUCKING DESTROYED BY SELEN'S HEEL

Phasmo? Ok, whatever
but who the fuck wants SOLO Phasmo, im so mad at chat rn and solo didnt even win

>>38991191
idc about collab or solo, just don't take away the fucking christmas zatsu

>>38991191
I need that shit to not be on Christmas day.

>>38991298
She will be putting the final date for it on the community tab after the stream....assuming no new bribes come in

>>38991298
There's a lot of other people that will vote so we don't know, I'm fucking rigging that shit if christmas is winning

>>>> CHRISTMAS KARAOKE
At least we got something!
>>38991191
I need my zatsudan bro...
>>38991298
I hate Phasmofags so much its unreal

>>38991394
Same

>Selen already planning more projects
>other Nijis telling her that she is crazy
I told you, her workaholic brain WONT stop.

>>38991518
Supas well spent, I regret nothing
We already knew she wouldn't change, she always say she'll take it easy after a big thing just to think and prepare like other hundred things, we just want her to take a rest for just a bit of time...

>>38991518
>This will be more expensive than the last project!
Holy shit but this is why i love Selen, she is the only one trying to do big ass projects for the branch and for her Dragoons
She is just that good

DJ EMBER

>>38991829
Based

>Yahoo is still a thing on Japan
Huh?

>that news
holy kek

>>38991829
I guess we got a replacement DJ in NijiEN

>>38992147
KEK

>>38992147

>>38992147
>>38992190
>>38992230
bros no...

i would bully her too, this song is a disgrace
https://youtu.be/kfVsfOSbJY0
>this is the new version
https://youtu.be/iCFOcqsnc9Y?t=1
nevermind... i prefer the old one

>>38992477
>old one
Cute girl trying her best
>new one
Ugly ass bitch, looks like a slut
REALLY MAKES YOU THINK.

SHE DID IT!
600K SUBS!

This but with 600k
My cute dragon...

>>38993170

SELEN AAAAAAAHHHHH

>>38993564
This story always gets me and also fills me of regret for not knowing her from before...

>>38993601
Same.

Im Gosling hard right now.

Bye Selen... i love you.

Bye Selen.....I wish i had known before....

Bye selen...

Fuck that last part... Bye Selen...

>>38993757
I'm stealing this one

>>38962558
Qrd of what actually happened?

Pomu praising Selen for being so hardworking (don't tell her tho)

>>38995593
from pomu's stream
>selen's gonna hit 1 million before we know it
>she totally deserves it, she's so hardworking
>don't tell her i said that though (... she already knows)

>>38994226
Selen doesn't want people to see her sad

>>38995593
>>38995819
Awwww

incoming pomulen phasmo (selen just dm'ed her on stream)

Community poll for phasmo is up

>>38997290
I'm fucking losing it, I can't believe people want fucking phasmo on christmas

>>38997290
this is only 6 minutes in with less than 500 votes, but what the hell is wrong with these dragoons?

>>38997489
They are literally fucking retarded I'm so done

>>38997489
convince her to at least do a drunk phasmo if she's doing it on christmas...

>>38997269
NICE, if it is Pomulen then im all for it
>>38997489
>>38997561
Why are this faggots like this? Its always for the fucking memes
>rock xDDD
>supa for Phasmo xDD (a game that its already overplayed by every fucking vtuber)

AT LEAST WE WILL GET A CHRISTMAS KARAOKE

>>38997699
The worst thing about it it's that since it's a public poll a lot of white names are going to think that the poll is to have a steam that day instead of changing the original plan since THEY DONT FUCKING WATCH THE STREAMS, just look at the comments

lordkrosis if you are lurking here, please off yourself or get better taste

>>38998062
All for fucking 5 min of attention

https://twitter.com/Selen_Tatsuki/status/1603287836656283648
her hair grew back, cringe. give baldlen back cute new icon though

>>38999666
Cute!
She is using the face from this amazing gif

damn i ended up really liking new girls, hope Selen gets to know them, especially Zaion

>>39000721
I will be honest with you, i dont see Selen getting closer specially with Zaion except for those random big collabs
The only one that have chances is the Apex girl with Yellow / Pink hair

>>39000721
>especially Zaion
Sub her in onstead of Enna in collabs and I will agree.

>>39001732
Eh i like the dynamic they have
>>39001587
I would've said the same about Pomu and yet here we are, it's pure rng

>>38999666
i rike it
>>39000721
yes the girls are decent in this wave
>>39001732
based i never liked enna that much

>>39001941
>I would've said the same about Pomu and yet here we are, it's pure rng
I don't think this is totally true. They have a lot in common. Pomu loves cute things obsessively, and so does Selen.
Both use vtubing to escape from the shitty aspects of life whether an office job or family.
Both are loud and rambunctious in collabs, especially their laughs.
Sure, Pomu is an otaku while Selen likes western games a lot, but those hobby differences are actually more superficial than their commonalities. Selen liking cute things such as Pokemon translated to liking maid cafes a lot.

>>39002920
Maria ticks off all of those boxes so i hope they get to know eachother

>>38978485
I might be a bit late here, but thought I should mention I'm a frequent visitor of the Ame Appreciation Thread and they liked the Collab just fine over there as well.
Plus it was unironically great to see a lot of teamates 'invade' /HAHA/ too, kinda shows an overlap does exist between us after all...

>>39000721
>>39001587
Hope she does play a game with Kotoka one day, even if it's only one and/or for the 2434 Challenge.

Sell me on the purple dragon.

>>39002920
There was also the fact Selen had literally 5 co-workers to pick from in those days. Pomu is the obvious choice to get friendly with when you put it that way.

Despite it being rather excessive, this grin still does things to me.

Some things from the Pomulen + others collab today:
>After the stream Selen and Pomu will try to fix the Minecraft server, again
>Selen is organizing a Pokemon tournament, it will take place on mid January
>Pomu will bring a team full of Gengars btw
>In 2 weeks, DJ Ember will have a stream on Selen's channel
>The WWE tournament part 2 got delayed because she is still waiting for more models and props for the stream
>The Fall Guys stream is still on progress, for the people who thought Selen had thrown it away
>Apparently she is planning a even bigger project than the previous ones but we don't know the details yet

>>39004531
>Likes to stream, she barely takes vacation and when she does, she streams at least for a few hours to talk with her Dragoons
>Tomboy, can banter with everyone specially the guys
>Project addict, always trying to do big things for the branch and her fan base
>Gamer Dragon
>Cute and Bratty
>>39004560
Jesas...

>>39004560
It's like the Hellsing mangaka drew them

>>39004681
>>Apparently she is planning a even bigger project than the previous ones but we don't know the details yet
Didn't she say she would chill for a while, i swear this fucking bitch i hope Pomu tardwrangles her and gives her dumb ass a spanking

up

Haha up

Wait a second, Selen is actually funny
Why did nobody told me?

It's been ages and I still can't help but fantasize about Selen pinning me down face first, taking my anal virginity with her tail, and mocking me the entire time as I make very unmasculine noises. I want her to strip me of all of my masculinity and self confidence. I want her to break me both physically and mentally.

>>39007287
I have just the thing for you
>You're Pomu
>Log in minecraft offline to relax
>Selen joins
>"Hi Selen!"
>No respond
>Weird but whatever, she's probably here to fix a farm and fuck off
>You continue grinding quartz in the nether
>Suddenly all the pig are agro
>Ohshit.jpg
>You quickly ran away to overworld
>You notice that the portal is broken
>Door behind you closes
>You hear smash potions breaking
>Miners Fatigue/Darkness/Slowness
>Ohgodohfuck.png.webm
>You slowly see Selen approaching from the dark
>"Selen stop playing around!"
>She doesn't stop moving until she's inches away from your face
>Picrel happens
>Her tail slowly crawls into your pants
>You can feel it rubbing your clit
>She slowly starts kissing you
>Her normal hands starts surfing around your body, while her big yaoi hand is creeping her way to your butt
>She squeezes your butt so hard you can feel the red spots forming
>Her hand starts playing with your nipple, twisting and pinching it
>Her huge tail slowly shifts from playing with your clit to penetrating you
>You're so wet her tail point easily slides into your pussy
>Her tongue is still inside your mouth, she sucking on your tongue with her dragon tongue
>She finally pulls down your pants, turns you around and starts going harder on you
>wet slapping sounds echoes around the broken portal room
>You can't even tell the time anymore, all you can think about is how good it feels and how loud the slaps are
>She finally stops
>Phew.wav
>Her hot, fatigued voice whispers in your scarlet red ear:Now it's time for other hole
>Oh god oh fuck.blender
>Her tail slowly starts circling around you cute asshole
>her tiny tail point starts going in and out, teasing your ass and simultaneously loosening it up for what's about to come
>After teasing you with her tip she finally goes in
>You can finally appreciate the bumps she has on her tail
>She goes even harder on your ass than she did on your pussy
>While she's busy with your butt you realize something, you REALLY need to pee
>You attempt to talk but all that comes out from your mouth is weak noises
>Can't hold it in much longer
>Yellow liquid starts rushing down your thigh
>It's the most shame you ever felt in your life
>Selen suddenly stops fucking you and quickly rushes you your pussy
>She eagerly licks all the pee from your thigh and starts sucking on your pussy, attempting to suck out as much liquid as possible
>She loudly moans in your pussy
>After intense sucking she finally stops
>She pulls your pants up, fixes the portal and picks you up
>She carries you to your newly constructed tree house, places you in bed,tucks you in and kisses you on your forehead
>Before leaving she whispers to you"This is for stealing my diamond you bitch"

https://twitter.com/Selen_Tatsuki/status/1603360376972009472

>>39007494
Not gonna lie. That made me hard as diamonds. But I've never been big on imagining myself as a woman. I specifically dream of having my personal male anus ravaged forcefully by her.
That being said, thank you for this. It was hot as fuck.

>>39007609
>It was hot as fuck.
Wait it was? I was sorta doing a shitpost with this hoply moply

>>39007704
Even shitposts can be hot, anon. The "pretend I'm still Pekora" post is another example of that. The image I attached is also another good example.

Here we can see some dragoons on their natural habitat
Witness as without the matriarch guidance, they resort to erothic role playing in less than 7 hours
Truly fascinating
>starwipe to next clip

>>39007506
Selen... Apex is dying...
>>39008189
KEK

Selen's squad is AC1D and Nizzuko

https://apexlegendsstatus.com/profile/PC/Selensleftball
https://apexlegendsstatus.com/profile/uid/PC/1004446675687

Apex is really dying lol

>>39009692
We're all dying, anon. We're slowly wasting away. Every second that passes is a second closer to our deaths. We're all going to die alone with countless regrets.

But, yeah, Apex is going downhill in terms of its playerbase.

So, today was the first time I watched a Selen video because I was looking up Sonic Frontiers reaction videos.

How the HECC can Selen just sit there and curse and curse and curse non-fucking-stop for hours and hours and YouTube is fine with that? I've seen people on YouTube get their videos banned over saying "shit" maybe three or four times in a single video. No login, no warning of this kind of content, nothing. Just some child could be browsing YouTube one day, see that it's promoting some "cute avatar with two eye colors" and then the child clicks it and hears "fuuuuck bruh this shit is my jaaaam oh shit oh shit i don't know what the fuck i'm doing just a little more AH AH the boss is almost there yes YES YES AAAAH"

No seriously it's entertaining but this is absurd

>>39009462
Who the fuck is AC1D, I swear I see his name be brought up everywhere on here yet I never found out who he was, all I heard was that he was married

>>39010008
same reason i had my yt account banned even though i had no videos and never made any comments and never received an email why i was banned and yt won't respond to messages asking for more yet there's still open porn up on videos on yt for years for ''''education'''' reasons
shit's wack yo

>>39009462
>AC1D
That groomer creep
>Nizzuko
She already played with this fag https://twitter.com/Selen_Tatsuki/status/1499706146810175492?t=mQvn5NAvAvXVbUxF3KVIwQ&s=19

You can do better selen

>>39010051
Just do your reps anon, dragoons are very touchy if you mention his name and the schizos will shit the thread

>>39010051
Its one of her PL Apex friends and there are some schizos trying to cuckpost at every ocassion

>>39010051
PL Apex friend from bird times, the guy is married but super devoted to her which makes it really creepy, still really puzzling why Selen is friends with him

>>39010671
Forgot to say, he's also one of the Silent mods and lurks here a lot

>>39010051
He is one of Selen's Best friends, but anons have pointed out how creepy he is, Silent mod in yt and ttv, her fan discord owner, head of most fan projects for Selen, off stream gamer bud...Etc. The dedication of this man for selen is unsettling. if we're lucky this guy won't end up being a murderer

>>39009692
and still there is no REAL competition but since its EA they will fuck up the game anyways

Enough of AC1D who the fuck is nizzuko? he sounds like a faggot, uki style

>>39011115
Same as AC1D, iPN, Gumi, ect
old PL Apex friend

>>39004832
>Didn't she say she would chill for a while
see >>38991632
SHE WONT STOP

Lore rewrite collab waiting room is up:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CNhCVEvxnh0

>>39007494
a classic at this point
>>39012875
im ready for kino today

Please rape me, Selen. I'm fucking begging you.

>>39014449
White woman moment.

>"Elira and Selen will never collab because of me."

>>39015383
>Everytime there's a chance for them to collab

>"Who's Who?"
Definitely NOT Yugo!

>>39015383
Damn you Pomu.
>>39014449
I wrote this.

>>39014449
>>39016727
All me.

o7

>>39012875

Selen agreed to play mc with Pomu for this stream but it looks like playing apex with those 2 faggots tired her out and she's asleep

>>39022988
no...

>>39006697
Yeah, there were no signs at all that Selen has a sense of humor.
She seems so straightlaced and no-nonsense, I was surprised to learn too

>Pomu receives a message
>It's not Selen
>P: This bitch
kek

>>39027104
They are going to be the peace in today's stream
Fuck you Apex

>>39022988
I HATE AC1D NOW. I HOPE YOU DIE SOON CREEP OLD MAN. LEAVE MY PURPLE DRAGON ALONE GROOMER

>>39022988
>>39027501
Just remember what this faggot did to us today, a proper Pomulen Minecraft collab killed because of this piece of shit

>>39027501
>>39027604
Tbf Tho she probably would've played anyway...
It's selen

Selen joined Pomu in minecraft, probably no vc

She's awake!

>>39027645
go hang yourself or something acid. She hadn't touched the game in a long time.

SHE IS IN!

>>39027645(me)
>>39027801
Not him sadly, he does lurk here, not very discreet...
I just want to think about it cool headed
>>39010671(me) too btw

>

>>39027993
Some of the comments there makes me cringe.

>>39027993
>>39028087
It's so dumb...
Pretty sure it's mostly people that didn't even know about the zatsu

>>39027993
Literally all the votes for Christmas have to be grey named NEETS with no plans
>>39028139
Regulars/members are malding about it

>>39028194
>At the end of the day the decision will be mine
We still have hope tho, I hope she sees the regulars/members malding

Selen is /here/.
"don't talk shit about ac1d or else" - selen probably

>>39028267
Why would that stop us, the dude is a creep regardless of that

Looks like someone was doing stuff on the server
>>39028267
>"don't talk shit about ac1d or else" - selen probably
t.ac1d

I still find quite amazing how Selen joined Minecraft the moment anons were shitting on acid

>>39027993
I really hope it’s not Christmas, I might love selen but I have a life

>>39028850
Actually we want a comfy Zatsudan or something comfy for that day instead of "Generic Phasmo stream N°1636"
We had this cute zatsu + a karaoke last year
https://youtu.be/q5tkoUBVksg?t=3

>>39028194
Consider timezones, her christmas time is not the same as everyone so some of us wanted a zatsu like >>39028976

gamer dragon...

Sleepy dragon...

>Pomu goes menhera
>Selen comes back
kek

I'm betting Selen was doing bong rips.

>>39029667

I wish she was on VC...

>>38957009
full source?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>39032697
luwuds daki, I'm lazy to search it up

>>39032758
Pomu is mad because was late pls understand

>>39032808
And understandably so

That dragon? ME.

>Soccer coach does nothing
Pomu, i will kill you

Bye Selen

See you on the collab, Sewen.

See ya later Selen

ngl after pomulen and some lewd pomu art recommendations in twitter I've been a bit horny for her, I've been conditioned...

>>39035355
As long as you imagine a 3some with Pomulen then its ok.

>>39035355
>>39035477
Such is the life of a Pomulen enjoyer

https://twitter.com/Ma2yeeeee/status/1603250134506123264
untagged selen.

>>39036535
cute happy selen!

o7

Dragoons, see this, what do you do?

>>39039087
I will win and if i dont i will have to correct her.

>>39039087
I will do my best to wlose so she can laugh at me

>>39039087
What else but accept her challenge?