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>Magni / Altare / Noir / Syrios
Schedule: https://teamup.com/ksvy41xvgrjjytwgd9

>Magni Dezmond
https://www.youtube.com/@magnidezmond
https://twitter.com/magnidezmond
https://magnidezmond.carrd.co/
>MAGNATION / Magmates
Live: #ItsMagginTime
Art: #MagniOpus
Memes: #Dezmemes
Clips: #DezClips

>Regis Altare
https://www.youtube.com/@regisaltare
https://twitter.com/regisaltare
>Altventurers
Live: #AlTogether
Art: #WorkofAlt
Memes: #LaughTare
Clips: #RegiTales

>Noir Vesper
https://www.youtube.com/@noirvesper
https://twitter.com/noirvesper_en
>Vesfriends
Live: #VesperONLINE
Art: #VespART / #ScholArt
Memes: #Noirgrounds
Clips: #ClipNoir

>Axel Syrios
https://www.youtube.com/@axelsyrios
https://twitter.com/axelsyrios
>Axelotls
Live: #Whysosyrios
Art: #Artxel
Memes: #Axeldent
Fan thumbnails: #AxelThumbtails

>OP Template
https://pastebin.com/nwbhp9ZG

>Songs playlist
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLY2RslAWsaQ8l3YiVLd318kcNt3g3Ec-A

>> No.38601323
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ALTNOWA ANGER ISSUES LOVE!

>> No.38601343

based Pako

>> No.38601363
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Thread baked, feeling kinda sorry for Leader but I need to sleep, sorry bros.

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Don't let Vesper being back distract you from the fact that HE BOUGHT A FUCKING BOAR HUNTING SPEAR.

>> No.38601371

>vesper op art
>vesper not streaming next
ogey

>> No.38601390

I will never schizo post again.

>> No.38601405
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I LOVE MAGNI <3

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>>38601305
Pako my beloved

>> No.38601438

>>38601371
A little BM but the vesties are still celebrating...

>> No.38601443

>>38601363
thank you cute chumbie o7

>> No.38601445

>>38601363
thanks chumbie! get some rest!

>> No.38601447

>>38601305
Pako...

>> No.38601450

My thread oji... where are you...

>> No.38601464

Tempus is a guild for MEN ONLY.

>> No.38601472

>>38601407

Did the unicorns scare kronii away completely?

>> No.38601480

>>38601369
I almost impulse bought a boar spear this morning because of Vesper. They look so fucking cool

>> No.38601488

>>38601390
*throatfucks you*

>> No.38601501

>>38601407
more kronii collabs when

>> No.38601524

>>38601369
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jb3UobSZl34

Him buying a spear reminds me of this. Talk to me when he bought a handgun / rifle / shotgun.

>> No.38601538

Commandments doko?

>> No.38601555

Are we gonna be plagued with Vesper threads for the rest of the month

>> No.38601563
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>>38601363
Goodnight chumxelotl!

>> No.38601602
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MAGNOLIA AND ALICE SEXO

>> No.38601605

>>38601555
>old man with white hair
If nothing else, that's pretty fitting for December.

>> No.38601636

>>38601407
Tempus looking good!
Who are the other 2?

>> No.38601649

>>38601305
I'm sorry I just caught up to the whole drama shit
On a scale from 1 to Rushia how unhinged is Vesper?

>> No.38601677

>>38601464
COLLABS!
Tempus is a guild for men only collabs! No female chuubas!

>> No.38601678

>>38601305
Why did he buy a spear?

>> No.38601687

>>38601649
Like a 4, nowhere near rushia

>> No.38601701

>>38601649
BOUGHT A FUCKING SPEAR/Rushia

>> No.38601718

>>38601649
4.5

>> No.38601727

>>38601649
He called his manager an incompetent niggermonkey back in October. But it took them this long to Google translate it.

>> No.38601755

>>38601678
Same reason why I buy a handgun.

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>>38601677

>> No.38601770 [SPOILER] 
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>>38601111
they were also the first chuubas i bothered to sc and member to, tempus love!

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>>38601602
>Alice
>When Axel's name is literally an anagram for Alex

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>>38601363
You are forgiven chumbud, you are an alright dude.

>> No.38601806

>>38601792
Alex is a man's name

>> No.38601844

>>38601770
Stop giving women money

>> No.38601849

no schedule, is vesper going to stream again today?

>> No.38601852
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/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanjí?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanjí!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

>> No.38601858

LEADER ON THE TELLY

>> No.38601868

>>38601806
it's short for alexandra

>> No.38601870

>>38601806
alex can be a nickname for alexander and alexandria

>> No.38601879

>>38601524
Why are Am*ricans like this

>> No.38601884

>>38601852
Amen

>> No.38601886

>>38601852
(LATE) AMEN

>> No.38601897
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CUTE MALDING GAMER ON THE TELLY

>> No.38601928

>>38601879
The guy is Canadian

>> No.38601949

>>38601806
It can be pretty ambiguous. One of my relatives is called Alexandra. We only refer to her in long form, but short form is just as fine as it would be for the male name.

>> No.38601950

>>38601928
No, I meant the cringer I replied to

>> No.38601972

lets go mario kart round 2
https://youtu.be/oeTTuaBCy80
https://youtu.be/oeTTuaBCy80
https://youtu.be/oeTTuaBCy80

>> No.38601991

>>38601305
Vesper doko

>> No.38602024

>>38601852
Amen.

>> No.38602034

>>38601849
next stream is tomorrow usual time

>> No.38602039
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38602039

watch leader whores

>> No.38602046

>>38601806
BASED, ignore the women and faggots replying to you with retarded shit

>> No.38602085

>>38601792
There's lore for Alice

>> No.38602095

leader is gonna take vesper out on a date

>> No.38602101

>>38601972
How long until Leader calls out toxic fatties?

>> No.38602104

>>38602095
About damn time.

>> No.38602110

>>38602039
I've got an hour left til my shift ends, sorry

>> No.38602115

>>38602095
Whether he likes it or not!

>> No.38602117

think any of the others are quietly happy vesper stuck it to management?

>> No.38602127

>>38602039
>he can't multitask

>> No.38602162

>altare already talking about offcollabing with vesper and taking him out on a date
jesas this boy moves fast

>> No.38602173

>>38602117
why would they be happy though?

>> No.38602175

>>38602117
No, they all hate him and each other too now

>> No.38602193

>doesn't like award shows
BASED

>> No.38602210

>>38602162
he's going in...altnowa real..

>> No.38602213

>>38602117
If he's being honest about not talking to them at all during the suspension, I doubt they even know what the fuck happened, or only management's side at most. Hard to think the person who ended up suspended is in the right without even hearing their side.
I think they were more hoping he wouldn't quit than anything else.

>> No.38602269

>>38602213
Management told only Axel it seems because they were too drunk over dinner.

>> No.38602277

To watch Riida, ditch him for Pomu or put my potato laptop in a chokehold and attempt to watch both at the same time...

>> No.38602303
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Funny green arrows in chat. Added to the spreadsheet.

>> No.38602314

>>38602269
They all knew the reason

>> No.38602315

>>38602193
I'm only gonna tune in to see if Elden Ring wins Best Game and announces DLC.

>> No.38602319

>>38601363
My wife? Here of all places?

>> No.38602334

>>38602303
based spreadsheet altschizo

>> No.38602342

>>38602303
>FEH profile pic
Disgusting

>> No.38602357

>>38602303
spreadsheetanon, I've missed you

>> No.38602361

>>38602303
AAAAAAIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE
It's not me btw

>> No.38602366

sudden almond collab incoming

>> No.38602376

ENTER

>> No.38602380

ALMOND BROS

>> No.38602382

>>38602303
Based schizo

>> No.38602387

ENTER?

>> No.38602396

ENTER

>> No.38602397

>>38602303
>Shien oshimark
Disgrace to all bukatachi.

>> No.38602405

ALMOND SHIPPERS WE STAY WINNING

>> No.38602419

HALO NEXT SATURDAY

>> No.38602451

ARE THEY GOING TO FINISH THE FIGHT NEXT SATURDAY?

>> No.38602452

>>38602303
I missed you spreadsheet anon

>> No.38602460
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>>38602405
ALMOND LOVE

>> No.38602465

>>38602419
Ayo, halo night with the boys?

>> No.38602475

sleepy mag

>> No.38602511

cant wait for magni to get on and get bullied again

>> No.38602522

>>38602303
STOP BREAKING CONTAINMENT YOU FUCKS

>> No.38602523
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>I have time to warm up before Dez gets in

>> No.38602529

HE LOVES SNAILTARE

>> No.38602556

Great now I HAVE to watch the stream. You win this time, blue boy.

>> No.38602591

>>38602465
Altare and Magni are going to try play through the master chief collection

>> No.38602596

Dezmond has used Snail ooze since he saw that movie

>> No.38602607

AGAIN

>> No.38602624

>>38602556
You WILL watch the stream and you WILL like his voice, got it?

>> No.38602649

What is Magni's obsession with that movie? Did it actually awaken something in him?

>> No.38602685

Even a collab! today is a happy day my friends

>> No.38602689

>>38602596
I mean, it's good for the skin, alright?
probably for the butthole too...

>> No.38602701

>>38602319
welcome to /MANS/

>> No.38602725

>>38602649
>Did it actually awaken something in him
I mean, that's what he said in that one drawing stream

>> No.38602746

>>38602319
Ye, we've got our very own resident chumbie here. Kinda cute ngl

>> No.38602775

A FUCKING SPEAR

>> No.38602777

Boar hunting spear incoming

>> No.38602779

altare your sleep schedule…

>> No.38602780

A FUCKING SPEAR

>> No.38602784

>>38602649
He just wants to get immobilized and covered in sticky, slimy liquid, anon, please understand

>> No.38602823

>I have this image of Vesper, his legs spread apart
Leader...

>> No.38602825

HE BOUGHT A FUCKING SPEAR

>> No.38602850

>>38602784
To be fair Magni himself awakened something in me with the Magmite gijinka

>> No.38602860

why? just why?!?!?!

>> No.38602867

>i have an image of vesper
>his legs spread apart

>> No.38602891

>>38602303
Never send a message in Tempus chat, noted

>> No.38602943

>>38602303
kek
how large is the spreadsheet, spreadsheet anon?

>> No.38602949

>>38602850
magmites, like their oshi, are constantly discovering new sexual proclivities

>> No.38602959

>>38602891
That reminds me of the time someone got doxxed here lol

>> No.38602967

KEK

>> No.38602968

Was that a Sephiroth reference?

>> No.38602972
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LMAO MY DEZPAIRS

>> No.38602979

>>38601369
ITS STILL SHARP?

>> No.38602991

Lmao Magni's mean

>> No.38603013

>>38602991
they’re both mean to each other but they like it

>> No.38603016

cringe

>> No.38603030

>>38602968
Superior Final Fantasy Enjoyer
>>38602972
Average Happy Trigger Havoc Fan

>> No.38603034

>My little pog champ
Umm… Altventurers?

>> No.38603040

Maguni gonna stream this? or just putting up a waiting room for his stream later

>> No.38603047

Not the fanfiction...

>> No.38603075
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did altare call magni his little pogchamp?

>> No.38603108

I'm never goddamn writing any snailtare fanfiction, I'm sorry /mans/, I just can't x.x

>> No.38603160

altare is messaging him….

>> No.38603170

>>38603108
thats fine anon, if you dont, someone will

>> No.38603189

>>38603108
"Altare, please, I know what i alluded to but this isn't it!" Magni shouted, finding himself trapped by a clear mucus, the source?
A giant blue snail in front of Magni was the one.
"Don't worry Dezzy wezzy it will all be over soon"

>> No.38603192

>>38601305
anyome else cringes watching vesper "apologizing" by lecturing about why you shouldnt lose your temper.
coming from a fucking adult this shit is extremely embarassing

>> No.38603205

Snailtare x Snailmond eating peanut butter fic when

>> No.38603207
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>>38603108
Weak

>> No.38603225

>>38603205
Peanutbutteranon...

>> No.38603232
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AAIEEEEEE IT'S ADRIANNE

>> No.38603241

>have you heard of that guy?
its over

>> No.38603259

https://twitter.com/AvaditaSan/status/1600989809908264961

>> No.38603321

RIP altare’s stadia controller

>> No.38603365

>>38603232
No that's Susan

>> No.38603390

ALTARE HATES RPR

>> No.38603413

>Fist only apex tourney

>> No.38603435

>>38603390
Altare also hates certain demographics with a weight to them

>> No.38603450

VESPER AT THE GAME AWARDS!

>> No.38603456

>>38603413
They should do Kraber duels just like in Titanfall2

>> No.38603454

>>38603435
Is rpr fat?

>> No.38603493

>>38603454
I would say he's heavyset but he doesn't have like a gut or anything

>> No.38603512

>marvel snap
Yikes

>> No.38603523

>>38603454
kinda

>> No.38603539

Magni is so fucking funny

>> No.38603550

IMAGINE DRAGONS FOR ANOTHER YEAR LETS GOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.38603559

THAT IS LITERALLY JUST VESPER IN CASTLEVANIA

>> No.38603575

magni frame up
https://youtu.be/sER3QZana0M

>> No.38603601

ALMOND MENTION

>> No.38603604

WHO IS NAMEDROPPING ALMOND

>> No.38603605

Altare and Magni know...

>> No.38603609

jesas christ

>> No.38603621

>ALMOND MILK

>> No.38603630

These lactose intolerant couple of buddies

>> No.38603642

>>38603604
THEY ASKED FOR IT GOMEN

>> No.38603646

>>38603621
TOXIC RELATIONSHIP JUST LIKE IN MY FANFICS

>> No.38603651

>why not magtare
magni thinks he can top altare kek

>> No.38603659

They already knew, someone told them months ago

>> No.38603673

Why can't asians drink milk? Weren't they all raped by mongols who literally lived off horse milk for months at a time when fucking around in the steppes?

>> No.38603684

>Magtare
Magni wants to be the dominant one. God I love domination loss.

>> No.38603688

what did he scream NOOOO to?

>> No.38603695

>>38603651
lmao I noticed that as well

>> No.38603709

Altare REALLY needs correction, jesus. This brat.

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>>38603684
Altare was mentioned and i shall repost

>> No.38603744

ALTARE DON'T SAY THOSE WORDS

>> No.38603764
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MOLCAR BROS WE'RE IN

>> No.38603767

>>38603673
Most people in the world eventually lose their milk enzymes as they get older, but asians tend to lose it much earlier.

>> No.38603787

Almond milk... hot

>> No.38603789

Monty python.....

>> No.38603831

he's very dedicated to the cultare HE LOVES US

>> No.38603863

>>38603831
no, he loves ME

>> No.38603868

>guys, get your bananas away from me

>> No.38603878

>>38603454
Yeah

>> No.38603946

KEK Altare saw Magni's massage rant, didn't he

>> No.38603964

The tempus massage off-collab...

>> No.38603966

Magni is Tempus's personal massage whore

>> No.38603980

every copy of mario kart is personlized...

>> No.38604061

>>38603980
Every copy of Magni Dezmond in personalized

>> No.38604064

>>38603454
He looks a bit heavier than average but I wouldn't say he's actually fat.

>> No.38604083

>altare gaslit into thinking magni calling him a munchkin means he’s a d&d minmaxer

>> No.38604134

HE HATES MAGNI

>> No.38604171

WHATS WRONG WITH HIM

>> No.38604179

huh

>> No.38604185

Yandere Leader

>> No.38604191

Leader is making Altventurers into stew and eating them...?

>> No.38604193

AHHHHHHHHHH HOTTT
EAT ME PLZ ALTY

>> No.38604225

Is Vesper the only one that doesn't eat his viewers

>> No.38604293

>>38604225
It's only a matter of time, with him being a vampire and all.

>> No.38604307

HE WAS USING TILT CONTROLS

>> No.38604311

>>38604293
MEDS

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>>38604293

>> No.38604337

>>38604293
What?
Are we talking about the same Vesper?
This is /mans/. Our Vesper isn't a vampire.

>> No.38604394

>chokes hard
CLASSIC ALTARE

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>>38604293

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my favorite jobber

>> No.38604457

defeated.

>> No.38604461

JOBBER

>> No.38604492

his whimpery suffering is fucking adorable

>> No.38604665

altare is about to be raped by four big guys…

>> No.38604666

>jobs making a custom tournament
How does he do it?

>> No.38604681

>4 big guys
>oh no
lmao

>> No.38604707

Some of you say leader is not funny but I think he's unintentionally hilarious

>> No.38604738

>>38604707
sometimes his comedic timing is fucking insane

>> No.38604748

>>38604707
He's the most funny when he's not trying at all. The problem is that he tries to be funny all the time.

>> No.38604764

>>38604707
he has an amazing comedic timing

>> No.38604771

>>38604738
>>38604764
I wouldn't call what is out of his control comedic timing

>> No.38604820

>>38604771
it’s the way he reacts to things and when though

>> No.38604823

Heh, temper Tempus.

>> No.38604907

>he forgot

>> No.38604910

>Blue shells only
bruh

>> No.38604928

>>38604707
He isn't "comedic" but he is definitely funny.

>> No.38604989

>>38604707
Most of his funny moments comes from absolute perfect comedic timing, I think that's his Hero ability.

>> No.38605033

Lol, I'm dumb and I just realized why Magni didn't like "Almond" and suggested "Magtare"

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>have GameAwards in the other monitor
>see Miyazaki
Elden Ring Chads

>> No.38605065

>>38605033
Anon it has been like half an hour

>> No.38605081

>>38605057
Holy shit that's a huge nose from the guy on the right

>> No.38605118

>>38605065
I am very dumb, that's why I love my dumb oshi who didn't get it either

>> No.38605150

>>38605033
as a straightanon do I want to know

>> No.38605186

>>38605150
tops first.

>> No.38605201

>>38605150
The first part of the ship name is the top, and the second part is the bottom. Magni wants to top, so he suggested Deztare.

>> No.38605219

>>38605150
Typically the first name in the ship is the top. But that's not really a thing anymore, I think.

>> No.38605226

>>38605150
in eastern fujo circles the name that goes first is the one who tops

>> No.38605231

>>38605150
In yaoi ships naming conventions the one that comes first is the top,
NaruSasu: Naruto tops
SasuNaru: Naruto bottoms

>> No.38605243

altare… is so bad at videogames…

>> No.38605300

>>38605243
He's so lucky that it makes him cuter

>> No.38605345

>>38605243
The jobbing makes it easier to laugh at him

>> No.38605372

>>38605300
>>38605345
dichotomy of /MANS/

>> No.38605375

>>38605150 (me)
seems like a dumb rule. do you just sweat if they take turns then

>> No.38605442

>>38605231
Magnoir though? Never seen Magni top in Magnoir

>> No.38605448

>>38605375
Its a fujoshi ship thing, they tend to give it more of a heterosexual in media dynamic over what really happens. Thats why ABO is a thing

>> No.38605452

>>38605372
I also laugh at him while thinking he's cute though?

>> No.38605458

>>38588945
>>38589569
UUWWWAAAAAAAAAAA SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

>> No.38605515

>>38605243
makes me want to fuck him

>> No.38605594

>>38605442
As another anon said, in the west it has become more of using the best sounding name

>> No.38605619

>>38605375
No, you'd just tag it with both SasuNaru and NaruSasu. It's just to make it easier for other fujos to find the particular dynamic they want on fanfiction sites, twitter, etc.

>> No.38605645

>>38605375
its mostly a thing for asian fujos, a lot of people dont care but its kinda like common courtesy to let others know who's gonna top

>> No.38605685

>>38605375
you would just use both ship names if they switch

>> No.38605711

>>38605448
>>38605619
>>38605645
>>38605685
fair enough I'm good now I don't need to know more

>> No.38605760

>>38605375
Either you use both ship names or specify that you're OK with the ship being reversible. Some fujos are REALLY autistic about dynamics, though, but keep in mind that it's not really a hard rule for many, either. That being said I think it's convenient for looking up specific content, though, especially if the person you want to see get dicked down isn't the popular choice for the majority. I prefer deztare over almond, for example, and the different ship names just makes it easier to find art of leader getting corrected by the magcock.

>> No.38605881

>>38605375
during ffnet times switching wasn't really a thing. in ao3 you can just tag it as switching.

>> No.38605914

>>38605375
Most fujos i know are very autistic about the placement so yeah personally I just prefer my fav gets dicked so that helps

>> No.38605933

>>38605458
Vesper please be you

>> No.38605951

>>38605914
>spoiler
Projecting?

>> No.38605953

please stop I understand already

>> No.38605961
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38605961

I love my boyfriend Altare very much!!!

>> No.38606010
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>>38605961

>> No.38606014

>>38605953
This is why you don't ask. Just pretend you get it

>> No.38606016
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38606016

>>38605953
come here incel kun let me tell you about the inception of omegaverse..

>> No.38606027

>>38605953
Cute straightanon~ Chu~

>> No.38606081

HE LOVES US

>> No.38606093

He LOVES us

>> No.38606147

>someone says he seems like he’s having fun
>little pause as he realizes that he is indeed having fun
so cute

>> No.38606154

He's so silly

>> No.38606178

>>38606014
I got bored but yeah I'll learn from this lol

>>38606016
>incel
Not even close also I was here for the dog dick thread

>> No.38606181

I love this goofy zoomer

>> No.38606183

now that the marriage rrat was completely killed can we all accept vesper is a wizard

>> No.38606250

Love the guy but has he ever done well in a game?

>> No.38606292

>>38606250
occasionally, when he’s not feeling pressured at all

>> No.38606293

>>38606250
i remember him getting first place almost every time in the first mario kart collab with dez

>> No.38606297

>>38606250
Yeah, Wii Sports

>> No.38606314

>Vesper is back
>doesn't have to collab with women any time soon
>having a good old time playing MK with his fans
All is well in Altare's world

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38606317

>>38606250
>has he ever done well in a game?

>> No.38606332

>>38606183
NOT IF IM AROUND

>> No.38606349

I'm gonna tell a very funny joke
>Nintendo Online

>> No.38606372

>>38605951
NTA but not necessarily. I personally just want to fuck my fave

>> No.38606393

>>38605057
My nibba's got goty in the bag, jeff owes him

>> No.38606396

>>38606349
You forgot the punchline
>Subscription based

>> No.38606456

>>38606250
He did well in Minecraft.... does that count?

>> No.38606488

>>38606396
Good joke. Everybody laughs. Roll on snare drum. Curtains.

>> No.38606566

>>38606250
lol

>> No.38606613

>member of Tempus has temper problems
is this kino lore?

>> No.38606614

>>38606250
When nobody is watching

>> No.38606647

>>38606614
that's pretty rough for a streamer

>> No.38606744

>>38606349
7/10?

>> No.38606776

altare about to come in 5th

>> No.38606779

>>38606614
Would you rather
>be a huge vtuber/streamer that always takes the L
>get lost in the sea of indies but always win

>> No.38606816

>>38606779
>huge

>> No.38606856

>>38606779
Let's not get ahead of ourselves.

>> No.38606858

>>38603454
Just the perfect amount to attract dingos

>> No.38606889

>>38606779
I don't want to stream so wins would be nice

>> No.38606890

>>38606816
hypothetical, I'm not necessarily talking about holostars

>> No.38606946

>>38606647
altare has very little natural shame due to his autism so it’s fine

>> No.38606969

>>38606779
Obviously the first one? Who in their right mind would want to just be good at video games like any broke 15 year old instead of being successful in a field where only a few lucky people can actually make a living?

>> No.38606987

>>38606816
He's in the 1% of CCV, anon. Just because others are doing better doesn't mean that he's doing badly.

>> No.38607010

>>38606779
I think always losing would take a toll on me ngl. I really don't like being the butt of the joke

>> No.38607048
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38607048

https://twitter.com/sh_III_ll/status/1601030745920745472
The Vespear

>> No.38607077

Why is Regis the one who gets the most hetero ship fan art? like not even Axel who actually had more interactions with girls that seemed flirty managed to hit double digits.
Meanwhile Altare already got porn.

>> No.38607114

>>38607077
Men are more turned on by the idea of being cucked by him, it seems

>> No.38607131

>>38607077
According to?

>> No.38607149

>>38607077
altare is just shipped a lot in general

>> No.38607150

whieners only

>> No.38607170

>>38607077
I don't know why but it's really funny that this dumb autistic jobber is so threatening to them

>> No.38607313

>>38607077
>Regis

>> No.38607357

>>38607313
kek he just talked about it

>> No.38607362

>There are some people who obviously don’t watch my content and call me Regis. It’s kind of funny.

>> No.38607379

>>38607077
mad unicorns are scared of him the most and retarded cucks are obsessed with him.

>> No.38607416

>>38607170
It's because they don't actually watch streams so they don't know what Altare is like. They heard his voice during the debuts, the Ame karaoke thing or the collabs with the girls and just assumed he's the sexy one, I guess

>> No.38607483

Altare egosas a lot, doesn’t he

>> No.38607529

>>38607362
the timing on this one kek

>> No.38607535

>>38607483
He's deeply insecure - of course he does.

>> No.38607538

>>38607483
I hope he's stalking me

>> No.38607542

>>38607483
I think it's just his chat and comment section sometimes

>> No.38607553

>>38607483
where do you think he got the altare ego thing from

>> No.38607570

Leader stop coming here it's not good for your mental health

>> No.38607577

Slime mascot confirmed

>> No.38607590

MASCOT CONFIRMED

>> No.38607644

>>38607077
he's the "face" of tempus. it means that he's the main tempus guy to use if people want to make cuck art, which is the majority of his het "ship" art.

>> No.38607646

>>38607483
No need, he gets all his info from /here/

>> No.38607650

>>38607553
I don't know why people on /vt/ keep trying to take credit for that when he made that joke himself at the very beginning of his debut. It's always been part of his character.

>> No.38607687

>>38607650
No one believes he could've made a joke that landed

>> No.38607695

>>38607553
himself.

>> No.38607720

:^)

>> No.38607738

>>38607077
I dont know. It all started when Ame did her little stunt on a members. Then came the dead by deadlight collab with Kronii, and from there it snowballed out of control. Which is funny because Altare is one of the most chill male vtuber I have ever seen.

>> No.38607744

>>38607048
This man is thriving

>> No.38607773

>>38607077
I though it was because most of the different ships were made before and in the middle of their debut so Regis was the one choose by default, after some months i seen him mostly with Kobo

>> No.38607832

>>38607773
>Regis

>> No.38607879

he actually won one

>> No.38607890

>>38607832
Totally did it on purpose to bait you

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>>38607170
It makes me laugh when he's depicted as the faceless hentai guy when in reality he gets ignored everytime he tries to make a joke

>> No.38607938

>Death Stranding 2

>> No.38607949

i do find it pretty funny you can spot tourists and antis when they refer to him as regis, although recently they've started using leader but in a way that implies someone else would be better for the role

>> No.38607950

>>38607879
Paid actors

>> No.38607980

>I'm getting weak
I can't even do 15 pushups

>> No.38608036

Did he knock his phone down lol

>> No.38608062

>>38607949
It is kind of useful. I can see why he's so insistent that everyone who watches should call him Altare now. Makes it easy for him to see which opinions he should disregard in his chat and VOD comments.

>> No.38608186

how many pushups can (You) do?

>> No.38608218

Amazing

>> No.38608233

i love this idiot

>> No.38608243

>>38608186
15 done well

>> No.38608248

It's amazing how much he jobb it even when going all serious

>> No.38608273

...

>> No.38608280

I want Vesper to shit on me

>> No.38608293

please batsu make him moan like a whore again

>> No.38608295

>>38608280
ayo?

>> No.38608307

>>38608186
50 easy on my knees

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>>38607949
I call him leader for a while ago but if you want i can go with Ragus from now on if it makes you happier.

>> No.38608346

https://twitter.com/keenbiscuit/status/1600984981903667200/photo/1

Did somebody link this already?

>> No.38608349

I want Vesper to mating press me

>> No.38608369

JACOB WHY COULDN'T YOU THINK OF SOMETHING BETTER

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>>38608293
What?

>> No.38608392

>>38608293
If it's not Vesper telling him to do it, he won't do it

>> No.38608426

>>38608349
Calm down Bae

>> No.38608427

>>38608349
wtf i dont remember writing this

>> No.38608432

https://twitter.com/regisaltare/status/1601037482891837440

>> No.38608469

>>38608329
tourists call him ragus too

>> No.38608482

>>38608432
I don't get its

>> No.38608491

>>38608432
Cryptic

>> No.38608504
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38608504

>>38608349

>> No.38608510

>>38608369
>Altare jobs
>Jacob jobs
Never has the phrase 'Like oshi Like fan' been more true

>> No.38608516

I don't think he needs to, but I would like to see altare overcome his weird habit of fucking around when he's trying to win and gets nervous

>> No.38608555

lmao SHADE

>> No.38608568
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>>38608329
it was more that antis recently use leader to discredit him, when anyone that watches tempus uses it positively (including me) i do like ragus though its cute

>> No.38608576

>>38608516
I think it's cute

>> No.38608579

He would've punished Vesper himself if he could

>> No.38608610

>>38608516
so true vestie

>> No.38608639

>>38608516
I wonder how he went from somebody that almost went pro to a wreck whenever he has to perform

>> No.38608673

>>38608639
He realized people care more for the clown than the tryhard

>> No.38608716

>>38608639
Oh nice /mans/ is psychoanalyzing Altare tonight? What's the diagnosis?

>> No.38608718
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38608718

>another 12 hour pokemon stream
>another 12 hours of timestamps

>> No.38608748

>>38608716
I diagnose him with cringe

>> No.38608757

>>38608718
did someone timestamp the last one?

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>>38608716
He finds in Vesper the father figure he wants to punish

>> No.38608767

hi can someone post magni centuarmond please

>> No.38608799

>>38608432
>Hello my naiggers
Based

>> No.38608808

>>38608716
I honestly think his whole friend group that aimed for pro might've been toxic to each other. He might've been buckling under pressure towards the end and slowly developed some sort of performance anxiety

>> No.38608819

>>38608639
He is employed as an entertainer, and believes that losing is the best way to entertain.
He doesn't scare off his collab partners and he can keep his gamer rage in if he's not taking things seriously.
Remember his first ARAM stream? He malded pretty hard so now he's autistically trying to hold it in.

>> No.38608847

>>38608718
This is the good side of 'the fan base reflects the streamer', altare is a psycho so his fans are psycho enough to timestamp a 12 hour stream.

>> No.38608865

>>38608819
>first ARAM stream
That was malding hard to you? You sheltered soul.

>> No.38608892

>>38608716
He's got the jobber blood in him

>> No.38608921

>>38608718
Was that you anon? Because if so, very based

>> No.38608925

Do you think any of the boys vape?

>> No.38608966

>>38608925
no
i would lose all respect for them if they did

>> No.38608984

>>38608819
he's an A-list actor at faking nervousness then. his whole demeanor changes and his ticks become really prevalent

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>>38608767
This one?

>> No.38609031

>>38598462
>>38599116
ok but where is the sauce

>> No.38609064 [DELETED] 

The future of Altnowa
https://youtu.be/AzKcddF0to0?t=24208

>> No.38609085

>>38606779
Taking Ls can be funny if the streamer knows how to take it with grace and turn them into comedy. Pekora is a good example.

>> No.38609112

I just can't believe Vesper called the accountant "a stupid damnit. a total pissface horsehose" Very unprofessional

>> No.38609138

>>38609064
anon, the ship runs on toxicity. this will only ignite it even more.

>> No.38609157

>>38609064
Tempus is unity, not happening

>> No.38609172

>>38608847
Say what you will, but that first one was quality entertainment - I didn't get bored at all and I listened to pretty much the whole thing live while doing other stuff.

>> No.38609189

>>38608925
I could see altare wearing fuckboi clothes and having an empty vape for the aesthetic

>> No.38609225

>>38609016
thank you chuu chuu

>> No.38609271

>>38609225
Maguni please stop masturbating to furry porn of yourself, you have a stream to get ready for

>> No.38609284

>>38608925
Maybe Magni or Altare, Axel probably doesn't, he seems to have a heavy asthma, i think Vesper doesn't either

>> No.38609323

>>38608504
Mating press
Noun
mating press (plural mating presses)

(slang) A sex position similar to the missionary position with the woman's legs tucked up. Mostly seen only in fictional pornography. antonym ▲
Antonym: (by gender) Amazon position

>> No.38609357

>>38608925
Magni is probably the only one that would

>> No.38609362

>>38609271
anon, please, this is how i warm up for streams

>> No.38609382

>>38609031
sorry axelotl those are probably done by drawanons here

>> No.38609417

>>38608865
the aram game was very exaggerated by him. that ultrakill boss almost made him snap though kek

>> No.38609491

>>38601852
Amen.

>> No.38609493

>>38608925
My oshi Magni is a filthy drug user so I wouldn't put it past him

>> No.38609512

Altare’s embarrassment is so cute though. I want to tease and fluster him until he cries.

>> No.38609514
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38609514

Someone stop this man...

>> No.38609578

>>38609417
the desk slam in thy creature stream is better kek

>> No.38609661

>>38609512
he was made to be molested ToT

>> No.38609660

>>38609514
autism

>> No.38609753

>>38609514
he will have a full party of shiny pikachus before the stars tournament

>> No.38609834

>>38609578
oh that boss got him SO tilted

>> No.38609905

>>38609493
god that only makes him hotter,,,

>> No.38609947

>>38609834
It was funny to see the devs updated the game the very next day. During the stream I checked the discussions and people had already been complaining about it but Altare almost losing his shit while promoting it really kicked them into action.

>> No.38610044

>>38609514
I mean, he promised he'd get three - are you trying to make my oshi a liar?

>> No.38610063

>>38609578
that reminds me he was malding during the apex tourney too, he also desk slammed when they died 2nd game

>> No.38610247

>>38609284
Altare did say he had a bad experience with a vape smoker so he hates smoking in general

>> No.38610273

>>38610247
weak

>> No.38610284

>>38610247
Oh right, that girl that was paying more attention to her vape pen than him on the date

>> No.38610287

>>38610247
based

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>>38609031
I'm the drawanon that made >>38599116 and it's still in wip sorry anon lol i've been starving for shiny spicy, so that nowaxel is still in the backburners

>> No.38610472

>>38609947
they’re lucky to get him played it. My boi played 3 hours for a sponsor stream, before him, I don’t think many people even reaches that part

>> No.38610530

>>38610292
oh! well i love your art and i love anything with dingo in it honestly,,, have fun with shiny spicy ToT

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>>38609323
Wait, is that what mating press is??? I thought it was like a kabedon...

>> No.38610612

https://twitter.com/axelsyrios/status/1601048442817589248

Vote anons

>> No.38610646

Zatsu or game?
https://twitter.com/axelsyrios/status/1601048442817589248

>> No.38610673

>>38610612
>>38610646
games

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>>38610555
>I thought it was like a kabedon...

>> No.38610720

>>38610612
pokemon dungeon dx...

>> No.38610723

>>38610555
bro, you press them into the bed with your dick

>> No.38610784

>>38610646
why can't he play ddlc or yttd

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38610868

New ship

>> No.38610899

>>38610868
i shall watch this with great interest...

>> No.38610908

>>38610784
Don't think he has the saves

>> No.38610916

Has anyone tried doing AI art of tempus?

>> No.38610990

>>38610868
MonHun

>> No.38610999

>>38610784
Probably saving them for his schedule

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>>38610868
Iofi is 24/7 horny. I will go in my father's stead. He must stream for the Vesties.

>> No.38611024

>>38610784
He can play DDLC, don’t know about YTTD, but he saves those games for his normal stream slot since he knows people look forward to those

>> No.38611123

https://twitter.com/tMOEqJOE/status/1600838702300659715
Top of the World-FFTA Remix

>> No.38611299

>>38610916
yes it turned magni into a woman

>> No.38611327

>>38610916
Few threads back someone did using chink software.

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TEMPUS BOYS

>> No.38611373

>>38610916
I remember one of Nowa from some weeks ago

>> No.38611398

>>38611123
This is so good. I think it fits Axel starting scene bgm

>> No.38611430

>>38610868
>still no earth ship in Ishizu format

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>>38610530
awww thankyou anon!!
I've been making dingo stuff for a long time and I'm happy that ships and art/fics steadily increase now ToT do you have a twitter by any chance? I'm still on my break but I need more fujodan axelotls in my tl ToT

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>>38610916
You mean the chinktare thing?

>> No.38611731 [DELETED] 

I want to see Nowa play the orc football game

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38611794

I want grandpa to have a weapon autism steam and teach us about different spears, their uses, advantages/disadvantages in different styles, materials, etc

>> No.38611954

Since thread is kinda slow
FGO classes
Vesper - Berserker
Nowa - Lancer
Axel - Berserker
Magni - Caster
Altare - Saber/Archer

>> No.38611964

>>38611794
I want Vesper to give us a self-demonstration of how to commit seppuku

>> No.38612170

>>38611954
>Vesper and Nowa getting berserker and lancer
Is this a Vlad situation?

>> No.38612200

>>38611964
Who will be his second, Altare or Axel? Definitely not Magni.

>> No.38612219

>>38611954
Rrat: Noir Vesper is a distant descendant of Vlad the Impaler. Which means he's A FUCKING VAMPIRE. CHECKMATE DOUBTERS

>> No.38612247

>>38610868
Vesper getting the Iofi Dumpy?..... Interesting

>> No.38612267

>>38611652
i'm also on a twitter break, have been for a while.. thesis stuff, i'm sure i'll find you soon enough when i get back though.. i will look for sure lmao

>> No.38612269

>>38612219
Meds, now.

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>>38612219

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>>38612219
?

>> No.38612311

>>38611123
They could use that in there DnD if they ever go on a boat
Obligatory sailing the same boat joke

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>>38612219

>> No.38612316

>>38612219
you need to up your dosage

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>>38612219
>Fate Vlad denies being a vampire
>Nowa denies being a vampire
HOLY SHIT

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>>38612267
oof thesis huh? fuck i'm so glad i already graduated last month, but goodluck lots on your thesis anon!! you got this!
I have no idea how you can find me, but if you're in the tempura underground market I'm sure you can (that is if we haven't connected already before lmao)

>> No.38612628

Tomorrow I have to watch:
>Brazil x Croatia, followed by Nowa's Solasta, followed by Argentina x Netherlands
>Altare in the morning and Magni later at night
What a great day.

>> No.38612666

>>38610868
I feel bad knowing Vesper might not see her reply

>> No.38612929

when will each Tempus boy rape me in a fit of rage
I’m still waiting

>> No.38612974

>>38612929
I don't remember writing this

>> No.38612987

>>38612929
Become their managers and be so bad at your job, thats it

>> No.38613040

Wheres my oji boyfriend at im waiting

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>>38612929
I hope that you learn to love yourself someday.

>> No.38613394

Who has the best ass in all of Tempus?

>> No.38613494

>>38613394
magni

>> No.38613504

>>38613394
magni

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>>38613394
Magni

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>>38613394
magni

>> No.38613522

>>38613394
Me

>> No.38613556

/m/bros, we're back...

>> No.38613581

>>38613522
you're streaming in 8 minutes, Magni

>> No.38613661

>>38613556
Armored Core babyyyyyy

>> No.38613755

ELDEN RING WON GOTY

>> No.38613849

>>38613755
deserved

>> No.38613906

>>38613755
not a souls gamer, but it deserved it

>> No.38614074

>>38613755
shit game, but all is forgiven with Armored Core

>> No.38614092

MAGNI ON THE TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sER3QZana0M

>> No.38614108

>>38613755
WHO CARES WHERE THE FUCK IS MY DECK

>> No.38614131

>>38614108
bamboozled lmao

>> No.38614154

Shoutouts to Bill Clinton

>> No.38614170

the fuck said that kid about bill clinton lmao

>> No.38614206

>>38612929
good chance Vesper might

>> No.38614268

John is alive

>> No.38614291

So we are sure that Dez is a compulsive buyer right?

>> No.38614299

oh god magni jumped on a hype train he had no idea why
HE WANTS TO SEX THE PRINCESSES

>> No.38614370

>>38614291
Nah anon, he just goes to Costco every single day for no reason.

>> No.38614389

>>38614291
Yeah

>> No.38614415

>>38614370
And to Target multiple times a day

>> No.38614431

WIGGER WEDNESDAY

>> No.38614452

wigger wednesday kek kek

>> No.38614456

I need Daisy and Pauline so bad

>> No.38614457

>>38614370
He also played Valo for a couple of hour and immediately expenses 100 of dollars in skin, i don't think he even plays valo

>> No.38614515

>>38614457
He mentioned never playing the game since that one stream.

>> No.38614535

>>38614457
Yeah, Altare invited him to play the other day and he said "It's just not my game"

>> No.38614551

Magni's brain is expanding

>> No.38614568

>I gotta hit it with the D, right?

>> No.38614580

Yes, Magni, hit it with the D

>> No.38614687

How long before he gets bored?

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