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>be basic bitch white girl normie
>see group of friends huddled over excited about something
>look over shoulder and see auditions for some weeb shit called Hololive
>”yo wtf this shit is cringe for smelly weeb losers lmao”
>mfw you realize you have a failing music career
>mfw you realize you can gain a huge viewerbase easily
>mfw you realize it’d still look good on your future resume even if your audience is fat socially-inept dakimakura hugging weebs
>become vtuber
>”yo wtf this audition shit so easy senpai lolol”
>”idgaf bout this holoshit stuff and look at these fuckin’ weirdos”
>”being this anime girl vtuber shit and this roleplay shit will always be cringe af tho”
>higher-ups get the idea to shoehorn you into some forced yurishit to generate publicity >some weird german lesbo faggot gets forced onto you and your normie ass has to play nice with some weeb stranger to keep your job
>”thank fuck I’ll dab outta this shit cringe Holoshit stuff 2 years from now lmao but thanks for the moneyz ilu bb xoxo”

>> No.3818347

>>3818157
Sounds pretty based to me, dawg

>> No.3818450

>he's never listened to mafia mafia cute

>> No.3818539

>>3818157
ogey

>> No.3818551

>>3818157
>Applies for job
>Gets the job
Based

>> No.3818666

>>3818450
sorry my dawg, I only listen to musicians who achieve success without jumping on bandwagons
LOL GUYS LOOK AT MY 100.000 SUB PLAQUE, I WHONDER WHY BANDCAMP FRIDAYS ARE SO PROFITABLE NOW
HMMMMMM

>> No.3818725

>>3818666
You need a coping mechanism to continue doing music.

>> No.3818729

>>3818666
The power of the 'Reverse Karen' Karen

>> No.3818792
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>>3818157

>> No.3819662

>>3818157
Post her feet

>> No.3819697
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>>3819662
Imagine if she killed you

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>>3819662
This is now a Mori feet thread

>> No.3819778

>>3818157
>your audience is fat socially-inept dakimakura hugging weebs
Yeah... your audience...

>> No.3819809

>>3819778
HEY!
she lost weight, not in her face but she lost some

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>>3819719
Sorry I've only got shoes

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>>3819863
Have some socks then

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>>3819719
fixed

>> No.3819973

feetfags deserve the rope

>> No.3819974

>>3819956
AHHHHH FUCK YOU
YOU FUCKERS PISS ME OFF MORE THAN ANY ANTI COULD DO

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>>3819719

>> No.3820058

>>3819809
She lost quite a bit of weight after cutting out soda and doing daily fitness reps. Good on her.

>> No.3820099

>>3818157
Please step on my dick and call me a dirty weeb Cally, crush my balls with your giant boobs and fat ass.

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>>3819863
>>3819974
aaaand fixed

>> No.3820173

>>3819697
Can someone send the cursed wrinky ass feet? I want it to be present on all Calli threads from now on

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>>3820149
*recorder playing stops*

>> No.3820213

>>3820173
It's the equivalent of THAT Kiara face and the creepy Gura burger thing now

>> No.3820278

>>3818157
What's up with white women wanting to be black people anyway, i worked in the ghetto before, someone like her would shit her pants if she walked around the area.

>> No.3820286

>>3818157
Winning at life

>> No.3820313

>>3818157
Does she talk black in her day to day life, super cringe if so. No wonder she went to japan, is the only place where she would be able to pull that off and not have people laugh at her.

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>>3819719

>> No.3820364

>>3820313
She was in her nigger phase so yeah

>> No.3820397

>>3820278
Reminds me of that video of the rapper talking to Miley Cyrus: “Stop wanting what we have. WE want what YOU have!”

>> No.3820413

>>3820278
I think she worked in a not so good area in customer service so she knows how shitty people can be at the very least from those areas.

>> No.3820437

>>3820364
Her black phase is her life anon. She moved to a country where she could pretend to be black and not have anyone notice.

>> No.3820459

>>3820397
grass is always greener on the other side

>> No.3820467

>>3820278
Jewish subversion ruined them.

>> No.3820515

>>3818157
>be anon
>project your pathetic self-hatred onto any mildly successful internet personality
>project your insecurities and self-loathing into their personality
>make threads and comments constantly to try to convince yourself your life isn't worthless
>fail

>> No.3820520

>>3820413
something that is surprising considering her being brought up in the upper middle class/affluent household

>> No.3820535

>>3820437
That's why it's a phase. Because no one sees the difference in Japan so what's the point and in her socials, she keeps it clean as to not get cancelled, especially with the thousand of new eyes watching her.

>> No.3820545

>>3818450
spbp, haters lack critical information

>> No.3820563

>>3820467
Stop with the polshit, gringos fucked themselves over. Also every jew i meet has been more conservative than your average republican. Polshit is cope, they don't wanna accept gringos just cucked themsleves with no outside help. You fuckers plave no importance on family, you even kick out your sons and daughters at 18 for some retarded reason, no wonder you all took the most ghetto culture to look up to.

>> No.3820611

>>3818157
Rap music has been an overall bad influence in western society. Btw same goes for a lot of rock music, especially boomer rock, which has a culture that glorifies hooligans and alcoholism.

>> No.3820625

>>3820563
i literally stubbed by toe on the edge of my bed today, FUCK JEWS FUCK THESE SUBMERSIVE MOTHERFUCKERS FUCK EM

>> No.3820633

>>3819778
morichama!?

>> No.3820638

>>3820520
Knowing her she probably did it because she wanted to be more independent and not rely on her parents at the time. She took the job to go on a personal trip to Japan so it's not surprising if she didn't want to ask her parent's to pay for it.

>> No.3820703

>>3818157
I do feel sorry for Calli for getting wrapped into the yuribait stuff. Calli's a straight girl who just wants some short black guy dick, but now she has to deal with an Austrian weeb girl who might actually want to date and have sex with her IRL.

>> No.3820736

>>3820703
Short Asian dick./s

>> No.3820901

No matter how much you cry, no matter how much you seethe.

Mori got into HoloEN before dozens if not hundreds of other applicants.
Rose to be the #2 subbed vtuber in her massively successful gen (and eventually will be #2 in the entire company).
Gets either the most or the 2nd most amount of SC money every month in her gen.
Every song she produces gets millions of views and completely mogs every other song producer in Hololive.
Idolized by all her JP senpais.
Idolized by all indies.

>> No.3820935

>>3819662
Oh yeah, post THAT image then

>> No.3821053

Please Mori, go to sleep. You have stream tomorrow.

>> No.3821105

imagine being a diehard hololive fan and indie vtuber that worked hard for years finally seeing your opportunity for glory but some psuedo-nigger wannabe rapper outsider that doesn’t really give a shit about vtubing culture suddenly cucked you out of your position

>> No.3821110

>Callie is not a weeb
Yes all the normie non weeb girls I know consume tons of japanese media, listen to japanese music, teach themselves japanese, lust after japanese manlets and literally move to japan.

>> No.3821125

>>3820901
Unlimited blade work.

>> No.3821131

>>3818157
we might as well do one for kiara
> kill all men
> sees that hololive is free money
> now says "i love you" to retards that she wish were dead because they throw money at her

>> No.3821142

>>3821105
Mori is literally a diehard japanese culture fan and indie artist that worked hard for years finally seeing your opportunity for glory.

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>>3818157
i love hnuerh eyes their are so cute i love her so much kawawiaiwiawi dork i weanna marrearwyt nkid and ewiwfoijwe akfaniylk EAYES

>> No.3821230

>Be someone who got extremely lucky and got into one of the biggest vtubing corporations
>Literally handed a shit ton of brand loyalty subs before you debut.
>Use this opportunity to shit on people at the bottom trying to claw their way up
Does she not know you should only ever punch up and not down? pretty retarded for someone who is just lucky

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>>3819719

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