/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Look at the boys, so proud of their pantsu.

>>32447619
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

I specifically asked someone else to make this thread because I am going to sleep. Explain yourselves /MANS/.

Who gets the belt first and why is it Gamma?

tempus dakimakura when?

>>32447705
Tempus Dakimakura but when you order it, cover gives Leader your coordinates and you are now on a list

>>32447705
The JPStars don't even have a chest mousepad it's gonna be a never for a dakimakura

>>32447705
I want this now

>>32447781
>ywn get an Oga or Aruran chest mousepad
WHY FUCKING LIVE

>>32447779
as an altyume i see this as a win

I don't watch stars but considering the OP image and the state of the catalog right now I just thought I would pop in.
Is it possible you guys are the only ones having fun on this board anymore?

I'm bAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAck

>>32447921
if b8, ill bite m8
i dunno man, i just like shitposting and having fun in /mans/. im sure theres other threads having fun tho

>>32447921
unironically yes

>>32447921
I'm the Highwayman

>>32447921
this is the only good thread on /vt/ unless there's a /vt/ sings active

>>32447956
welcome back AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAnon

>>32448017
chankiu aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

I seriously can't keep rewatching Bossu charging. Might do my own personal clip for it.

>>32447921
Mans made me gay leave while you still have the chance.

>>32447705
Àaaaaaa shy and prude nowa oji forced to show his underwear

>>32447921
I wouldn't really know. I only keep refreshing until this thread is available. Looking at catalog makes me queasy.

>>32447956
RRAT NO, THINK OF MY SON

>>32447921
i feel like saplings are also enjoying themselves in their general (when its up) otherwise they're either lurking in here or off the board entirely

>>32447921
Maybe also /stars/, most of us just like minding our own business and it's against the amendments to care about what happens in the catalog.

>>32447921
it's impossible not to have fun when you've got boys like these

WHERE IS AXEL'S NEXT SCHEDULEE

>>32447657
Amen

I WANT TO FUCK UNCLE NOWA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>32448133
Oh saplings are in this thread alright. I would know.

>>32448179
We know, Altare.

>>32448106
Your son is mine, anon, p-pwease be nice with me

>>32447921
Catalog browsers and shitposters are having fun in their own way I guess? I don't really care about anything apart from /mans/ and /stars/ on this board anyway

>>32447619
Cancer killing hololive

>>32448146
Yeah I read those just now sorry for bringing it up in here, keep on keeping on lads I am glad there is one place that isn't miserable insinuations and twitter screenshots.

this isn't anything important but dingo is trending on JP twitter

>>32448186
Saplings and ex-sanalites seems to be the most chill fanbase in hololive so far.

>>32448072
oil baroness did a good one:
https://twitter.com/sarahnizzle/status/1566300689030160384

>>32448158
SHINOVE GET HALO PERMS PLEASE

>>32448277
You should have been here earlier, there was so much pantsu appreciation going on.The fujos go hard.

I can't stand these nasty whores talking to my precious boys.

So when will Vesper play some real games, like Aurora 4X (C#)?

Any new lewds yet?

>>32448342
>Shinove
Omega*

Isn't this Uki dude hard gay?
Should I be scared of him interacting with my boys?

>>32448158
Isn't that the halo 2 spinny map

>>32448342
SHINOVUUUUUUUUUU, ONEGAI

>>32447921
I'm having lots of fun

>>32448414
*cums on ur face and boy pussy*

>>32448403
https://poipiku.com/6115621/7434330.html

>>32448408
I wish Shinove was the EN manager!

i wanna see vesper play lobotomy corporation…

>>32448414
Eh they'll be fine. It's just twitter interaction anyway.

>>32448277
>twitter screenshots
We do that here as well but just don't like stirring up drama. New people are welcome here too as long as they behave, maybe give the boys a chance someday

>Boys? We have FFXIV permissions. What are you waiting for?

>>32448525
Eh i've seen this one

https://twitter.com/regisaltare/status/1566314733694849024
I'm looking forward to the gender bender versions as well

>>32448414
interactions on bird app don't mean shit, the boys are fine

>>32448600
they've already said they're cautious about streaming an MMO as playing an MMO is a commitment that they might not have time for

>there are saplings among us

>>32448525
FULL NELSON YEAHH

>>32448653
Proof?

>>32448414
Yup hes gay, hes known to have male harem in niji. So the nijifans thought that he want to put the tempus boy in his harem.

>>32448612
sauce for this art?

>>32448342
didn't hololive have halo permissions but then they were just randomly taken away?

>>32448699
I thought I had linked it my bad
https://twitter.com/chloesenzai/status/1566387688139550720

>>32448706
Yeah, when Microsoft lost Halo music perms.

>>32448600
I will wait for a doujin where Shinove fucks Omega and turns xim into a good manager

>>32448653
I dunno, seems uuuunlikely.

>>32448706
why are western companies so anal about permissions. I thought that was a JP only thing

>>32448706
Not really taken away. It's the soundtrack that could get them striked.

>>32448600
Onega, please, get us Halo perms and I'll let you out of the dungeon, promise.

>>32448739
thanks anon

>>32448682
heh

>>32447779
omg yes please

>>32448843
Your so-called mommy hates you, btw.

>>32448747
speaking of doujin
Reminder that Nodoka doujin is happening
https://twitter.com/kinounozikan/status/1561250161766318081
Axel if you're here make sure you pay attention to C101!

EN Management, please.

Give Axel the games he want to play, stop cucking him already. I want more solo content from Axel. Please give the himbo perms already.

>>32448843
Quick! Catch it before it gets away!

>>32448546
I am considering it, I did watch their debuts and Vespers in particular was actually touching and excellent I just didn't end up giving them much of a chance after that, I am a chumbud who really isn't interested in male collabs so maybe it is my insecurity about that which made me ignore them after debut.

Looking at his vods right now I see he played FTL, that is one of my favourite games so perhaps I will give that a watch later.
Glad they all found an audience regardless.

>>32448843
come back her onahole!

>>32448940
I will get the white van ready.

>>32448843
Bang*

Gamma discussed TEMPUS underwear on stream. He guessed the following ;
Altare: a little faded and used for a year at least.
Axel: Seemed to be streaming in just underwear because a little dusty.
Vesper: Absolutely new one.

I missed the part about Magni.

>>32448951
Give it a shot. If you ever comeback here and find the boys entertaining, don't be a schizo and follow the commandments.

>>32448911
so I take it that Axel isn't interested in XC3? He's got the perms

https://twitter.com/kawfuuchino/status/1566327017494413313
AAIIEEEEEEEEE I WANT ONE TOO

/MANS/, why is Nowa Oji so cute?
His laugh and giggles cheer me up every single time. His model isn't that great but for some reason he relays his emotions to us so well. His little gasps over anything cool makes me want to hug him so bad. I get excited when he gets excited. When he gets upset or angry, it makes me want to comfort him and tell him that everything is alright.
When I'm not having a good day, I think of Nowa Oji comforting me and giving me a big warm hug too. He'd be such a great and loving husband. I have days where I don't even feel like lewding him because he's just so endearing. He's so aware of what needs attention, like how he's afraid of Axel feeling left out in the MSPaint meme drawing and him accompanying Magni during his Mortuary Assistant stream. He knows how much Altare had went through at such a young age and truly, deeply cares for him as well as the rest of his buddies. He's such a genuine individual.
I hope he has a good day. I hope he feels happy spending time with the boys and us fans. He truly deserves everything in this world. I'm really so happy to be a Vestie.

>>32448653
>>32448843
actual saplings actually hate tempus and don't want to have anything to do with them

>>32448911
I want him to play JRPGs from his childhood and be all nostalgic and excited like he was when talking about Kingdom Hearts last stream...

I want to IMPREGNATE Nodoka so much it's unreal bros

>>32449102
axel why're you here

>>32448600
Not a real final fantasy game

>>32448600
>Playing XIV when Wrath of the Lich King is right there
Jeez

>>32449084
proof?

>>32448951
He actually released an edited version of his first FTL playthrough in two parts, to make it easier for you to check it out:
Part 1:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ICi_vVv1nMU
Part 2:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8NdIZYhO48

>>32449102
>Dame desu~

>>32449196
look at /hlgg/

>>32449076
Magni said he got one at H&M

>>32449084
Israel?

/mans/ is such a wholesome place, such a stark difference over catalog seething over men's underwear

>>32449057
link to stream?

>>32449057
based pantsu reviewer Ganchan

>>32449096
Same.

>>32449167
now that you mentioned it, Kiara did play WoW before so they probably have perms

>>32449057
I'm 100% sure that Vesper usually wears his worn out cheap boxers and was forced to whip out the newest/nicest pair he has. A dude of his age never has all of his undies in pristine condition.

>>32448766
Japs are anal about them because autistic bureaucracy. Westerners are jews.

>>32449238
with that said, i love stars and /mans/

>>32449212
>/hlgg/
>a thread infested of shitposters and falseflaggers
Sure, anon, sure

>>32449212
>just one schizo
You know we had a poal before, 70 anons voted (highest) are saplings.

>>32449076
That's kinda cute!

>>32449207
Ahhhh Nodoka-chan... why are you so beautiful...

>>32449252
https://youtu.be/5cbLih_wtcQ

>>32449269
God I want to do his laundry.

Post insane streaming wishes

I want them to stream ||Destiny 2|| because I got roped into it and I don't want to suffer alone (spiritually).

Who did this?

>>32449368
MY EYES

>>32449368
my oji can't sneed....

>>32449368
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LET GO ON UNCLE NOWA YOU VILE FIEND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>32449368
AAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>32449368
i just vomited my noodles out fuck you
kek

>>32448682

>>32449368
AAAAIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE ZOOMER-SAMA I KNEEL

>>32449368
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>>32449368
I think it's now apt to say that... Vesper has a butt chin

>>32449368
I still can't get over all the weird zoomer trends that happened and people actually did them...Wtf is wrong with people...

God, I can't wait for Axel singing Never Gonna Give You Up

>>32449485
Remember zoomers eating tidepods? I dunno how anyone is even surprised...

>>32449368
Oh shit.

>>32449296
>saplings gravitate to the father figure vtuber
This is activating my almonds

>>32449201
Thank you for this, I will check it out later!

Is the underwear Yumebait, fujobait or just men being retarded?

>>32449619
Yes

>>32449619
It's punishment.

>>32449619
The golden ratio of all three

>>32449266
That was a really good stream, just sucks that Kiara seemed to really enjoy it and streamed it for like 8 hours and never touched it again

>>32449619
It's literally that one skit from Nichibros

>>32449619
It's all three, but the first two are unintentional.

>>32449619
Just boys being boys and having fun

>>32449346
a fuckton of VNs.
for games, maybe Witcher 3, DOS 2 and a bunch of old games from PS1 / PS2 era.
for watchalong, still waiting for Kamen Rider binge from either Magni / Axel or some /m/ anime with Axel
also nice Discord spoiler

>>32448940
>>32449019
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO UUUUUUUU MOMMY HELP ME MOMMY ANON IS TAKING ME AWAY DADDY NOWA WHERE ARE YOU DADDY MOMMY HELP ME MOMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

>>32449619
>just men being retarded?
Fuck off woman
They bet and lost, so they did the manly thing that is bear the consequences of their own actions

>>32449730
Time to shut you up

>>32449346
I want the boys to do a campaign of Kindom Death on stream. There are TTS mods for it, and even software made by the devs themselves, they'd probably get perms if they asked.

>>32449730
Shut the fuck up

>>32449520
FUCK. I forgot about the tidepod "challenge" or the "black out challenge" where zoomers decided to choke themselves until they passed out. [spoilers]A kid actually died doing it from what I remember[/spoiler]

It's sometimes hard to tell if a question is baiting for easy (you)s or are legit ignorant of the events unfold recently.

>>32449742
Is this the first batsu that has an actual punishment in the EN branch?

>>32449819
Kingdom Death, wow, I can't type today apparently

>>32449730
SHUT UP

I want to take a long train ride home with Nowa Oji!! I rest my head on his shoulder falling asleep while he reads a book!!

>>32449845
Hold on, I'm a millennial and I remember doing the black-out thing when I was younger, we talking early 90s here.

>>32449730
I WILL CALL THE SQUIRELL TO RAPE YOU

>>32449845
I fucked up the spoiler....I'm retarded.

>>32449730
HOW DID A SAPLING GET IN HERE?!

>>32449619
JPstars sometimes bet the voice like BFE as Batsu but they didn't so today. It was chosen something funny for TEMPUS viewer.

>>32449939
Newfagchama...

Ctrl + s

>>32449903
Someone died recently doing it, like really recently, this is pretty off topic so we should just drop it now.

AXEL, DON'T LOOK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYtf6F7aPXo

>>32449946
/mans/ have a lot of saplings, anon >>32449296

>>32450093
yeah, luna is cute

>>32450032
I mean, a sapling is being gunned down. Don't know how more off the rails we could get as it is, but I agree nonetheless.

Do the guys not celebrate milestones?

>>32450202
when people congratulate them during streams they say "thanks"

the collabs with JP have all be kino so far, i hope the boys can hangout with all their StarsJP senpais at some point

>>32450202
maybe at 200k

I AM NO LONGER ASKING /MANS/ CONVERT TO A DOUBTER NOW!
ITS POINTLESS TO HOLE YOURSELF UP HERE WITHIN YOUR SMALL WORLD!!
WHY NOT VISIT THE CATALOG?!?!?

YOU BE COWARDS! GET OUT OF THIS THREAD AND POST SOMEWHERE ELSE!

>>32450202
I think they generally don't care about numbers, or save it for the bigger ones like 500k maybe?

Any female guild members show their panties off?

>>32450202
Milestones on what?

>>32450273
MAGSIS, PAY UP

>>32450202
They say 'thanks'

What more do you want?

>>32450001
I know...I'm still retarded. My bad.

>>32450280
1 month anniversary, 100k subs, etc.

>>32450202
I think Altare said he will at 200K

>>32450273
what female guild members? it's just the boys in the guild, anon..

>>32450202
I don't care about numbers. I'm just here for our lads.

>>32450325
>he doesn't know

Welp, we're being invaded right now.

>retarded questions
>off-topic discussions
>catalogue mentions

>>32449368
god dammit I nearly choked when I was just scrolling by. Fuck you anon

28 MINUTES UNTIL LEADER STREAMS

>>32450311
>1 month aniv
What?
>100k sub
Eh maybe at 200k

>>32449084
Haha yeah totally

>>32450202
I don't think so...They just have the people in the chat say stuff like "congrats on 150k subs!!" and then go "Oh, Thanks" and keep streaming. I'm not sure if they'll do anything special for 200k though.

>>32450377
Hang in there just 30 minutes till leader's stream
It's zelda though...

>>32450257
My armor is contempt
My shield is disgust
My sword is hatred

In Tempus's name, let no Catalog Daemon survive.

When are we gonna build the big tree, Altare?

Don't let anything distract you from the fact that the boys trolled dingo again

All this underwear situation has done is make me find out about how Iofi acts, and now I want to breed her

>>32449730
Time to return to nature sapling

>>32450588
i kind of want to make edits of the boys' models that are just fucking creepy now
real eyes magni spooked me lmao

>>32450475
>Zelda
It's fine. Unless it's a collab, I treat Leader's solo streams as Zatsudans most of the time.

>>32448653
yeah, it's the Vesties

>>32449946
without their mommy to guide them they lose their sense of direction. pls understand

This but with Shinove (idk why is his spelled that way) instead of Nowa.

>>32450454
We hate the Tempus boys, especially Nowa, yeah sure of course totally haha

>>32450454
>>32450820
haha these nuts

Is the multiplayer Zomboid still going? They just played it

>>32450932
That was a practice run

I wish all MANScholars a fine sojourn in this temple of discourse known as /MANS/. Let us all partake in enlightening conversations about Tempus so we can grow stronger as individuals and as a general.

>>32450932
Yes, the one that just happened wasn't really supposed to be involving all 4 and isn't even hardcore. It was just a practice run.
The one happening next will be hardcore and anyone that dies will be dropped from the collab.

>>32450932
That Zomboid stream was a test run.

This is the REAL run.

To each and every VERMIN who attempts to taint this holy place known as /MANS/: SILENCE you irredeemable BUFFOONS. You will get no pity from this sacred den of UNDERSTANDING, this hallowed hall of PASSION, this CASTLE OF BASEDNESS. The purifying flames of /MANS/ will erase pointless and futile babbling and they WILL bring JUSTICE. Be CLEANSED in the fire of /MANS/, BEGONE and return from WHENCE THOU CAMEST. So the warden of /MANS/ has spoken. PREPARE YOURSELVES.

>>32451022
AIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE THEY HATE EACH OTHER

>>32447657
>>32450996
>>32451049
Amen

>>32451022
>tfw vesper dies first
What now?

>>32450996
>>32451049
Preach!

>>32451095
I'm kinda of hoping for this just so that he gets the triple triple psychological damage event

>>32451061
>>32451095
They're simulating a true zombie apocalypse, so you don't get second chances. WEAKNESS will not be tolerated, be STRONG or be PURGED

>>32451095
what happens when vesper dies? Will they have to move the stream to another pov or can he spectate them?

>>32451095
I'm hoping that we get all 4 POVs, and that if he dies first, he'll die to save one of the others. The rest of the tempus boys will fondly remember him as they forge their bonds and become better at zomboid while he gets to sit back and relax.

>>32451095
holy kino, the Axel mental breakdown will be legendary, Shinji tier.

https://youtu.be/7XjAelc4dEs

NOOO DONT PEE ON VESPER

Why are Uncle Nowa’s underwear made of nori?

>>32451382
I've read "mori" instead of "nori" help

>>32448133
I'm a sapling and I'm very much enjoying my time here. I love the boys and Fauna.

Are there no heroes left in /MANS/?
I would kill for a Protomen cover from one of the boys

>>32451382
eatable pants

>>32451382
improvise adapt .... survive

I get that we're getting new eyes on the boys and in /mans/ but I want to remind all newfags that LiveEN, NijiEN and meta posting its rarely on topic and that no one cares about what you have to say about anyone that isn't the boys.

If you want to stay here, stick to the commandments and to Tempus.

>>32451564
This.

>>32451382
does he have a big cock?

>>32451382
emergency food

When will the boys post their dick size?

I have peanut butter and a packet of instant noodles should I cook and mix it up? I forgot what else did Axel(?) said about making that peanut butter noodle thing

>>32451679
Magni, not Axel. Make the noodles, rinse them, add the peanut butter and then add sesame oil, I think he said.

LEADER ON THE TELLY

>>32449346

>Table Top Simulator perms.
>Multiplayer Total War Warhammer 3 stream
>A full 5v5 League of Legends custom games with Holo talents or Holos vs fans.
>Super Hero ttrpg 5 part mini campaign where they each play someone with the power they told Vesper/Kaela they wanted most.

>>32449819
Based

>>32451382
Wow that definitely looks like something an old guy would wear

>>32451676
Leader kinda already did, watch his Cooking Simulator VR, he did a dick comparison with a cucumber.

>>32451427
>>32451382

>>32449346
I think Northgard would be a great streaming game. Short games, easy to learn. Vesper can start playing the story solo, then one of the boys can join for conquest coop mode, and finally, when more people get interested, they could play proper team deathmatch.

>>32451967
>Imagine farting while wearing this

>>32451967
delete this please

>he set up multiple alarms
he's just like me

>>32449084
I feel most saplings are exactly that, small little sprouts, but rather than thriving on the sun, they thrive on positive vibes. So I can see why they would lurk here.

>>32451967
Digusting I can't stop laughing. The face is too funny

>>32449819
I know exactly what that fucking phoenix's rear arc attack is you sick fuck.

>>32452056
We do enjoy being here and Nowa is pretty based, so yeah, we're here too (Not only lurking, tho)

>>32452056
Saplings are harmless weird freaks that are interesting when observed from afar. But I wouldn't want to get near one, they are weird.

Never played a zelda game. Is this still the tutorial?

>>32449710
We got Witcher 3 perms it's just Ame refuses to stream it because of the backseater.

>>32449346
I know Vesper seems unsure about the streaming potential of the game, but I would love for him or Magni to play Mount and Blade Bannerlord. Especially with the mod where you shout orders.
Let Vesper be the tactician for battles, but make Magni shout his orders. "Infantry march 20 paces!" "Archers! Fire at will!" In my mind it plays out like the manga Kingdom, where Vesper is in the HQ tent strategizing , while Mag is the general on the field.

>>32452300
3D Nintendo games are nonstop tutorials.

>>32452305
KINO, do they have mount and blade perms tho?

>Altare admits that Vesper was at fault for his Zomboid bit
EMOTIONAL DAMAGE

chad managers

TEMPANTSU APPROVED

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vk72jTCJoz8

GET THE FUCK IN LEADER'S STREAM

>>32452445
I dont think anyone has made the request to get it unfortunately. I have seen it been recommended to Vesper, but he stated that he felt that after watching others play it, it doesnt seem like something he could make interesting.

>Manager didn't know
>Approved it anyway
What a bunch of chads

manager be like

You fuckers got Kronii bonked over underwear?
PERFECT
What did Manager-san mean by this?

>979 watching now Started streaming 16 minutes ago
it's uber

Just tunned in, why is he getting a bonk?

>>32452300
Zelda Wind Waker, Twilight Princess and Skyward Sword all have shit pacing and are full of unnecessary tutorials. Nintendo during the Gamecube, Wii and Wii U eras had some really dumb game designs.
Thankfully Breath of the Wild fixed this issue. Unfortunately it turned into another open world game filled with recicled content.

>32452667
>>>/#/

PANTSU ON STREAM YAB

>>32452531
sorry, I'm watching Luna

>>32452667

>>32452728
He is playing as вoлк, anon, not getting a вoлк

THE UNDERWEAR KEEPS HAPPENING

>>32452667
wrong thread numberfag

I KNEEL

Gamma pantsu tskr

>unironically doing a shrek bit
and you think him and mori wont get along?

>>32452799
based

>>32447921
kaela general is pretty fun, really slow though

>>32452667
>Big Event of Hololive Among Us
>Bitch about low numbers
Are /#/ this fucking retarded?

>>32452736
I love playing Zelda games, its my favorite franchise, but I would never watch anyone else play one unless its BoTW. Every Zelda game before it plays out the same, but after watching Mumei, Sora and Noel play it, I am always surprised how differently people can approach a problem/puzzle and still solve it.

>>32452894
Aki my beloved...

JESAS the catalog is all Kronii bait threads... I'll be taking refuge here while listening to Leader's comfy voice.

>Magni points out he bought his underwear at H&M
>"They look cute, wonder if i could get those here"
>Later, be on the phone using Facebook
>Immediately get a H&M AD

Fucking Zucc stop reading my mind aaaAAAAAA

>>32453039
You can stay anon just don't cause trouble.

WAit who??

>>32453174
I only heard kobo

>>32453174
Valorant? With Kobo, Ollie, Magni, and Calli

>>32452107
>implying the boys wouldn't line up to be anally vored by the phoenix
I think my favorite phoenix moment was when we got a phoenix down to two cards -- Excrete and Pitying Sigh. The beast was reduced to just standing in place, shitting and sighing until it finally died.

>>32453257
Kobo, Ollie, Call, Magni

If they end up all dying in Zomboid immediately. I hope they switch over to 7 Days to Die.

I love Zomboid, but I think 7 Days is a better collab game for guys like Axel.

You can tell we definitely have women here cause some of the memes and reaction image are shittier than usual

>>32453295
Fool, axel enjoyed it from the playtest stream they did

>>32453281
when is this?

>>32453313
I guess it's over... we have squatters /here/.

>>32453377
I never said he hated hit, but zomboid needs you to think and is overall a slower game.

>>32453409
should be at 4PM PST if everything stays the same

>>32453281
It will be the worst tempus collab. Why tf is mori there

just watch leader's stream fellas

>>32453510
ogey

aw man i was too late for dead hours and now i have to wait so i can post about how much i want to feed axel yummy food

>>32453510
MAGlord would probably rein or distract her. And Ollie fucking over things by trying to make fun of his accidental innuendo

Guys, stop talking about non-tempus discussions. Watch the stream.

>>32453510
>It will be the worst tempus collab. Why tf is mori there
Why? Because SHE is there?

>>32453618
>Ollie + mori = shit
Ollie will be just loud af with kobo. Mori will be clueless as hell cause shes bad at fps

Here's my favorite shooting star.

You guys arguing about future collab meanwhile I am here enjoying the leader's stream

>>32453711
these niggas don't even watch streams, I dont waste my breath

I'm going to fuck the orange retarded dingo until he's begging for abstinence.

>>32453711
IMPREGNATE slime-chan

>>32453618
For me personally, I have no idea. Her streams with Vesper and Magni were fine. Her last pseudo fps game was Rust, and I have no idea why, but I am worried she is going to do her sheriff bit. Mori being there wont detract me from checking it out, but if she introduces herself as "Sheriff Mori" I think I have to check out.

>>32453618
Mori will never become a man.

>>32453711
I guess even this thread can't escape timeloops.

i said.
watch leader's stream.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vk72jTCJoz8

>>32453039
Im also taking refuge in this place lol /vt is such a shithole

>>32453779
When you impregnate a slime girl, your sperm is visible for days afterward so she has to cover up that part of her body out of embarrassment.

altare is carrying the tempus minecraft server

Diving face first into Magni’s watermelon!

>>32453849
It has begun. The IP count isn't even above 100.

>>32453861
Fucking HOT

Charlie the unicorn, haven't heard that name in a long time.....

>>32453711
Currently catching up on zomboid before the group stream. I really hope Axel doesn't die, he'll be so sad if he has to leave the group collab and not be able to play.

Remember: Magni bit Axel's cock

Fuck off already

You're shitting up the thread with off-topic shit.

>>32430529
Friendship.
If two men don't constantly talk shit about each other while they're together, they probably don't like each other.
True bros trashtalk you in your face and praise you behind your back.

God I want to breed Magni so bad....

>>32454031
They can start up a side server (non-hardcore) for the dead to hang out in so they can keep playing

remember

>>32454020
>he didn't watch Nowa's ancient meme video
why, why anon?

>>32453510
>Why tf is mori there
Ollie organized the whole thing probably. Wanted it to be EN only so he couldn’t invite a JP and no one else in EN/ID is available but Mori if you think about. Bae and Kronii don’t play PvPs much, so does Mori but she always try new things for content.
Wish she invited one of the boys instead though, would want to see a glimpse of Nowa’s CS skills.

>>32454046
spiciest part of the session 0, even spicier than the spicy milk

>>32454031
It's really funny how Axel goes around full armor and gets bit meanwhile Altare is naked all the time and didn't get bit.

I WILL be the last true altventurer on /MANS/

>>32451382
Where can you buy this
I want to wear this type of underwear

>>32454155
iirc, nowa said he mostly played pubs so his gunplay would be good, but probably won't be used to the abilities like axel

>>32454196
Man I loved that bit leader did.

If you have leader's stream in a background tab but don't mute it, does it still count as a viewer? Cause I don't really care about Zelda all that much and his voice acting is kind of filtering me

>>32452079
since you reary rike it
https://files.catbox.moe/emkewi.mp4
I can't sound post

>>32453706
post pubes

Goodmorning anons, just woke up, has anything of note has happened ever since the erofi tweets last night?

I will milk Altare dry

>>32454297
Please create more anon. I like your creation

>>32454294
I don't have any strong feelings about that. Leader is the weakest when making a joke on the spot. Magni makes it work while Nowa & Axel is happenstance.

>>32454448
Leader is ironically best in a support role

>>32454429
wow! hot a what baabhabhiat

>>32454429
>>32454234
If the altventurers get slimes as a mascot this place is gonna get wild

https://youtu.be/NYWG2An945Q
Kawaii

>>32454407
just take a look at the catalog but dont enter any threads, It's like Tempus is the eye of it's own storm. Other than that, the managers woke up to Tempantsu all over twitter but where actually cool with it. Pantsu APROBED.

>>32454294
Tabbing out apparently removes your view if i remember correctly

>>32454155
Thinking about collab organizations, are the boys allowed to invite the girls? I think most the collabs whith hololive was organized by Mori? The Apex collab was Ollie’s and the Boomer vs Zoomer thing was Bae’s idea?

He really fucking hates children

He really, *really*, wants to correct some brats

>>32454600
They prob do it like StarsJP

Kobo is a brat, therefore she is 8-15 years old according to leader.
>>32454429
that doesn't look very slimy

>brat
correction needed

>>32454600
Theoretically yes. However it’s a Stars tradition to never personally invite a Holo member for a collab, the girls are the ones who have to ask. Anyone else though is fair game

>>32454600
they are allowed, but nobody wants to be a leech and go around inviting bigger vtubers for collabs, so it usually doesn't happen unless the two vtubers are already close enough to not give a shit about it. I can see Regis initiating a Kobo collab, I can't see him initiating a Mori collab.

>>32454676
A-Ayo?!

>>32454590
Oh, weird, I assumed that was already something that managers did know.

>>32454429
Not before I do

>>32454747
Probably not. The punishment was made on the spot.

I WANT MAGNI’S WATERMELON ON MY FUCKING FFFFAAAAAAAAAAACEEE

>>32453295
I love 7 days but isn’t it very unoptimized? I have a decent gpu and was getting as low as 10 fps streaming it at times

>>32454807
>>32454429
I can do it. I will do it 9 times.

>>32454808
That's scary to think about. It would suck it they weren't actually okay with it in the end and told them to delete them. Glad they took it fine despite how weird the punishment was.

>>32454576
too cute

>>32454600
They can but opted not to for obvious reasons. The KoboAlt probably was mutual though

>>32454950
They've been going with the good old "ask for forgiveness, not permission" mantra. I think they're just testing the limits.

How's the leader stream so far? just managed to tune in.

Also sadly it seems like Axel won't join that Apex collab, huh? He was so excited about it on the zomboid stream but aparently he needs to be diamond, not sure if he reached it yet since he was very busy yesterday.

>>32455133
He's trying, maybe there's still time?

>still shilling Mafia for Kronii
rumao

Kronii mention

>>32455133
He's been grinding ranks off-stream to reach diamond so a delay is good, he can take it easy unless it's postponed i.e basically dropped like how it often is

>>32455261
he doesn’t give a fuck

>>32455133
They moved the apex stream to next week, i think rpr got sick

>>32448414
>hard gay

>>32455291
He has to know by this point right? what a mad lad.

>making fun of MLP
heh

>>32455291
More like he stays true to his word back in the DBD collab about promoting it

>>32455348
Not like they watch streams

Tfw ywn nuzzle magni’s watermelon

>>32455348
he’s gotta know KEK

>>32455261
>>32455291
>>32455348
I mean, is a bit from their DBD collab. I am surprised and find it funny he is still doing it, he is really commited to it.

>>32455484
That's the thing I've really admired about tempus is that they COMMIT to the bits they set up

>>32448525
I keep thinking about this image and I can't sleep. That full nelson is working some wacky ass magic into my system.

So, what's the ETA on Axel's cover? Is Leader also releasing a cover?

>>32455582
I hope they don't commit too much that it becomes tiring, looking at you Calli's dad bit

>>32448653
Yeah, I'm here and I don't miss Fauna. I'm a mutated sapling

>>32455641
Do you want to be magni or axel

>>32455665
>Leader's Cover
Isn't Leader a bit under the weather right now? Can he even do a recording session?

>>32448653
I don't know what saplings see on that woman she looks like the monster from the thing to me

>>32455665
>Axel
Maybe by the end of the month
>Leader
No idea

>>32455835
I don't miss her and uncle nowa too haha....

>>32455665
Axel's cover is coming really soon just need the green light from management. This boy keeps getting cucked with perms

>>32448653
It's possible

even Kiara goes Ayo now wtf

>>32455921
He did say he was trying to record at one point, but he got sicker like the day after he said that, so I'm not getting my hopes up for anything too soon.

How do “we” (me) find a final solution to the astroturfing shitstirrer menace?

>>32455835
Shit, is /mans/ going to become some kind of fucking refuge for these shitstorms?
>>32456089
Don't start crying or youll end full of hole like the other one.

>get rotated

>>32455872
I'd say Axel but I'm genuinely curious to know whatever Magni's feeling. I'm having a sexual awakening and it's fucking me up.

>>32456285
Why are you calling me a shitstorm? I've been chilling here since /mag/, faggot

GAME OVER

>>32449084
>a bunch of day 1 fauna members I know that love tempus aren’t real
>I can literally contact them through an anonymous shitposting service right now
why am I replying to this bait
I’m literally a sapling..

>all these slime girls
YES

>>32456351
>anon’s sexual awakening
ToT

>>32456285
Same as >>32456361, I've been here since the /mag/ days, this place have been a refuge for A LOT of >sane /hlgg/ fans who likes the boys since then

is axel's next cover the duet with altare(homura cover) or is it another solo?

>>32456572
another solo, he did some mixing himself for it

>>32456572
he bought the rights to the ramranch song

Ok anons what's your dream cover from the boys?

>>32456619
FOUR NAKED TEMPUS MEMBERS IN THE SHOWERS AT THE GUILD!

all these slimegirl posts reminds me that I’m severely down bad for leaflits model
the girl behind is way too dorky for lewding though, it doesn’t feel right

>now has two cankersores
leader…

>>32456639
Backstreet boys song

>>32456639
Axel doing Sugar song and bitter step

>>32456676
FIVE FEET APART BECAUSE THEY’RE NOT GAY