/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

morbo

>>32427760
Whats her high score?

REMINDER: pancakes are inferior to waffles in every way

>>32428221
This will be the next wedge that will drive Bonebros apart.

>>32428050
Hnnnnnmmmm...
Zzzzzz...
My Morpo....

>>32428221
Why must you bring such destructive conflict into our peaceful thread?

Imagine if the girls had to post their underwear for a batsu like the homos just did. Jesas I picked a terrible time to open twitter.

>>32428102
9700 or something. She wants 12k because Zeta got 11k. She had multiple different schizo episodes since I started watching.

>>32428221
French toast is most superior and one day Mori will make some for me and they will taste wonderful.

How many hours of game does she have left?

>>32428452
Haha, that'd be horrible, I'm sure glad that that hasn't happened...

remember to love your Mori

RIRISYA ORISONG:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xAliCVelchw

HACHI ORISONG:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2epJQyYSF2Q

DYES x ill.bell EP:
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=OLAK5uy_naIBsZ2aAZyWwqahxQLHL5BkUNQ1C_GaY (I just noticed it says GaY in the address)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7SR7aDRzHY (new MV)

HACHI new cover:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Io_H8uqFO10

Boogey Voxx new cover:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ax7bInFEQxI

I FUCKING LOVE KAWAIIOPE MORIRIN AND I WANT TO MARRY THIS DORK, START A FAMILY WITH THIS DORK, AND RAISE A SON WITH THIS DORK, A SON WHO’LL INHERIT OUR RESPECTIVE BEST TRAITS AND ATTRIBUTES BUT IS ALSO JUST AS MUCH OF A DUMB CHUUNI AS HIS BEAUTIFUL DORK OF A MOTHER

Mori? Never heard of her.

Mori please play Mortuary assistant and invite Bae to watch. Two people screaming are more fun than one.

I think Lui and Mori should kiss and have SEEEEX

>>32429392
No, Lui should come over and play it with mori there.

>>32429174
Identify yourself, clown.

>>32429569
Why that is your average foreigner in Japan. Strange they got out of their cell tho.

>>32428452
C'mon Mori, you want to be "one of the boys" right?

anyone got a link or something to that unarchived karaoke

>>32429552
Lui has outlast. Also Mori is not scared of it but Mortuary assistant will likely scare the shit out of her.

>>32429895
Last thread I think I saw one. Though I don't know if anyone got the rebroadcast specifically.

>>32429475
1, 2 3.

>>32429895
>>32430040
>>32423365

give me some Pyonlliope webms and images please and thank you

>Moom doesn't know how to ride a bike

Damn I thought the "sexy lessons" collab was in 4 hours.
Speaking of sexy lessons, it's funny she's had them from different sources (school, UMG, now Cover). Everyone knows what she's got and wants to see her embrace it.

>>32430290
here you go

>>32430267
gracias, hombre

>>32430592
She really is an anime protagonist...

>>32430592
she's starting to understand but when she fully utilizes her full power I'm going to be weak

>>32430959
>the fitness arc and the sexy arc are running simultaneously and will one day meet

We are not ready

>>32430959
You won't have to worry, she will only unleash full power on the one person she has absolute trust in and believes she cannot live without...(me)

https://twitter.com/magnidezmond/status/1566309289236385792
OH HE'LL GET HI

>>32431113
I am cum

>>32431113
I dont know if Ill be able to survive

>>32431243
A fucking cumbeat

>>32431113
I get weak when she's cute like last LaL stream when she said "how romantic" and I'm fully willing to admit I'm not ready

I forgot I said I was going to make this.

>>32431344
I already regret the time I spent making this.

>>32431829
This fucked me up before. Did something change with 4chanX because I almost saved this soundpost before noticing the autofill cut out part of the filename

>>32432111
I just press this button and it saves files as their file name

>>32432177
That's what I usually do too. Weird. It doesn't seem to fuck with the file name consistently either. Does it on a per soundpost basis.

>>32432292
Weird.

>>32432177
My button never worked so I just use inspect element to copy the original file name and rename it in my folder manually

>>32431113
The other girls at the next off-collab won't be either.

Morpo good

>>32432028
Don't be. I will have many uses for this.

>>32432849
Morbi great! :)

Ope...

>>32432849
I love my Morippiopi

>>32432980
Moon princess MINE

What time PDT was va-11 hall-a supposed to be?

>>32433151
Pretty Girl for me not you! Reaper girl cute and love me!

>>32433151
NO MINE

>>32433084
I think that Ope is nibbling on your hand.

>>32433196
6 I think?

Mori loves me she told me so in the vision I had after taking to much Benadryl.

I love her so much

>>32431829
Context?

>>32432028
I'm sure a teamate out there is going to get a lot of use out of this

>>32433609
Those are NPCs named "Foreigner" in the Edo Japan segment of Live A Live and that was her reaction to them

>>32432849
ye
>>32433361
O SHIT OH NO
DEADBEAT LOVE

Aren't we all just cumbeats in the end?

>>32433963
Nah

>>32428502
She's incredibly close to finishing the main game, but she also wants to do the prologue. It's going to be 2-3 hours of gameplay assuming it will include the prologue, which means she'll start mixing drinks at like 1am.

I tried my best to put together a nice version of simple and clean with the acapella. I also took out the too high part. Just clipped it up a bit, I don't know how to do more than that.

>>32433963
Not me I'm built different.

>>32433963
No, at the beginning.

>>32433963
just a few I'm one of those few but I blame her for that

>>32434022
Good shit

>>32433963
We are born of the cum, made men by the cum, undone by the cum. Our eyes are yet to open. Fear the Old Cum.

>>32434022
It sounds good. Great work deadbeat!

>>32434260
this is another way of summoning her

>>32427965
Previous thread: >>32392060

//// Mori Calliope Ch. hololive-EN
YT: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCL_qhgtOy0dy1Agp8vkySQg
Twitter: https://twitter.com/moricalliope
#calliolive #callillust #callioP #callilust
Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/artist/1PhE6rv0146ZTQosoPDjk8

//// Team Calli – EMI Records Japan (Universal Music Group)
Twitter: https://twitter.com/calliope_info
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@moricalliope_hololiveen

Most recent stream: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VfnL7T3shNI
Upcoming stream: _(:3」∠)_

//// Music: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLB8Nt5W7hnKA_pG2qljWbgVmJPobrLTm4
DEAD BEATS (September 12, 2020) EP: https://moricalliope.streamlink.to/DEADBEATS
Your Mori (April 4, 2021) EP: https://calliope.streamlink.to/2ndEPCD
UnAlive (March 21, 2022) LP: https://cover.lnk.to/UnAlive
Shinigami Note (July 20, 2022) EP: https://lnk.to/mcsnph
//// Stream Let's End The World: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=etW-seMBfeE

//// LIVE SHOW
New Underworld Order
July 21, 2022 @ Toyosu PIT
https://newunderworldorder.hololivepro.com/
//// Audio-only archive: https://mega.nz/file/tekVTYxD#mwPhQyElULKBNnCF3JRemaTb2zK2riViOxLC8Lu8vnw

Mori moments: https://pastebin.com/NNZ1QPiV

Remember to love your Mori. :}

I love her, she loves us.

so when is Moririn going to stream Valhalla again?

>>32434733
5.5 hours

>>32434761
time to get 5 hours of sleep

>no twitter account needed
Damn, Mori is based

>>32433877
I want Mori to be sexy for me and me alone....

https://www.twitch.tv/mogra
When was the last time a Mori song appeared in Mogra?

>>32428659
Fuck yeah ill belle.

I wonder what Mori is up to, she's been quiet and hasn't put up the frame yet.

>>32436301
last week according to the archives

I hope Mori is feeling better. She has been in a weird mood these past couple of days. I won't be able to catch her next stream live but I hope you all have fun and make her laugh

>>32436981
Probably more recording. Or fumbling around Japan trying to find what she needs for the drink making part.

I'm sad we will never hear her Dorothy voice again after valhalla.
please do daughter rp asmr mori

>>32437183
She needs that break and she needs to stop searching herself on social media. The hate and mocking against her is pretty rough. This is at the fucking top of her art tag rn
https://twitter.com/gurumie1229/status/1566310121382109184

>>32437183
I just want her to know I'll always love her no matter what

>>32437397
>Has drawn several holos including Mori in the past
Not sure if tone deaf or if he hates her now

>>32437684
I just assume all leantweeters are antis and shitters and block on sight

Getting hit with a wave of dumb haters, combined with a friend taking flak, yeah, that break will do her good.

>>32437684
>korean
probably just like mori who thought lean was something harmless

>>32437397
>implying she doesn't look back at that and laugh
Anon please
also that's a high quality shitpost, kek

>>32437684
Dude did a take on Mori's drawing of Ina's swimsuit like a week ago. I'm thinking literal mood swinging bipolar schizo.

>>32437397
>>32437684
Most holofans outside of /here/ think the whole lean thing was funny instead of some big yab and that's just a redraw of a recently popular twitter meme.

>>32437684
tbf, leanposting has lost its status as anti material long ago already and has mostly remained a funny thing to look back on in the grand scheme of things

>>32438160
I don't understand twitter memes.

The lean stuff is funny when clearly done in satire. When people try to force it and suggest she's actually doing drugs, that's fucking retarded. Keep in mind that she herself laughed at the while thing in hindsight.

Yeah that is about the reaction I expected from Mori....

lol looks like she has seen the homos' shenanigans

https://twitter.com/gurumie1229/status/1566348659880755201

>screams
>then proceeds to like their posts

She liked the elephant...

I bet Calvin goes commando

>Mori will never like pictures of your underwear on Twitter
why even live

>>32438646
It's funny

Uhh... do you think she has walked into people showering before? That sounds like she's speaking from experience.

Wtf
https://twitter.com/axelsyrios/status/1566350759804882944

>>32438814
Jesas.That probably made Mori cover the screen in sake.

>>32438814
He kept making a joke about how Mag's undies were stained during the collab

>>32438814
"NOOOOOOO, YOU CAN'T POST THAT" followed by "UUAAARRGHH".

>>32438797
She went to summer camp a couple times right?So it's not impossible.

>>32438814
wtf is wrong with tempus

>>32438968
They're just a bunch of little guys

>>32438944
>Walk in on boy showering
>Part of body literally explodes
Mori...

>>32438968
Axel's got a single digit IQ. Dude unironically believes that he doesn't think.

>>32439007
I hate that I hear this in Regis' voice

>>32439053
Some people literally do not have inner monologues, like they don't think in sentences.

Mori seems more careful than usual about her likes right now.

>>32438290
This.

>>32438690
So deadbeats... should we start posting our underpants to twitter?

>>32439067
kek

>Mori will never walk in on me showering
>I'll never walk in on Mori showering
fuck...

>>32437397
She just liked it.

>>32440303

Is Mori going to be ok?

>>32440683
>Boxed lemon sour
No, probably not

>>32440683
Mori Lamy drunk contest when

>>32440683
>Kleine Feiglinge
Neat, haven't seen those in years

>>32440683
MoriMidori! One of my favorites. Last time I went looking for some at the store, they were out, what I got to substitute wasn't nearly as good.
I definitely prefer Grand Marnier to Cointreau though.

The stack of paper cups confuses me.

>>32440853
Looked it up. Fig liquor. I see there is are peppermint and bubblegum flavors...interesting.

>>32440978
You're not going over to the party?

>>32440978
Probably figured she'll have to have friends over to get rid of all this at some point.

I find it cute to imagine Mori arranging everything for that photo.

>>32441213
The live2d posing process must be a sight to see.

We’re not gonna survive tomorrow
https://twitter.com/hololive_en/status/1566365459535912960

>>32437397
I'm embarrassed at the fact that two of you guys felt the need to QRT and call the guy a cunt after this was linked here.

>>32441311
>>32432028

>>32441311
S-she thinks we're c-c-CUTE?!

>>32441311
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>32441311
Oh lawd

Alright that one may be tmi
https://twitter.com/axelsyrios/status/1566350759804882944?s=46&t=hJZLtEumlhuOaErgmv-ejQ

>>32441500
Well maybe Magni should just stop shitting his pants

>>32441500
And so you had to do this to us?
Please tell down post. Please.

>>32440683
>>32440978
Amazing stream idea: invite Holomembers over and mix them random drinks using leftover from this stream. Have them try to guess what's in it afterwards

Frame is up, pretty rare that Mori reuses an art.
https://youtu.be/RAifjoBqyXU

Anyone remember when Mori first used Unga Bunga?

>>32441844
She's actually holding a prepared drink in this one, pretty rare for her art (it's usually just wine or sake)

Oh, drinks first. Makes sense in terms of not mixing the drinks after midnight.

Chances of her being toasted through the actual finale, then. There's some real potential for her to go wild when she finds out that Deal is in the prologue.

So I missed the rebroadcast, did Mori do anything noteworthy?

>>32441928
I'm sure she won't go too overboard but do hope she skips the meds tonight. That 14 hour sleep did not seem like something she wanted

>looks at the underwear
>likes the replies
>checks her art tag
>goes back to the underwear
>likes the replies
>checks hololive tweets
>goes back to the underwear
>likes the replies

mori...

Recipes come after because she'll be fucking around with them
https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1566372050150649856?s=46&t=hJZLtEumlhuOaErgmv-ejQ

>>32442170
>stalks the twitter
Deadbeat...

>>32442211
Yes

>>32442170
It's the Adam Sandler humor, underwear = funny

>>32441149
IRyS will make a surprise appearance

>>32442352
nah irys normally doesn't drink at all

>>32442402
mori will tell her a fringe weaver is alcohol-free

>>32441599
Mr. Hands has a loose sphincter after his activities, you see

>>32443021
AUUUGHH

>Board still blue

I'm kinda impressed how people can get empassioned by something so silly.

Anyone with a functioning brain knows that "idol culture" isnt idol culture. The former being made up by lonely men to cope.

>>32444145
First culture war?

>>32444243
No, was here for GG, and dumbfounded because Americans overvalue their politics and ethics too much.

>>32444145
It's a new flavor of outrage, blue instead of pink. Against a fanbase, and among observers, not as used to it. So it feels more effective. Though I will say that Kronii and the Kronies have handled it mostly well.

>>32444145
woman post

heh

she called me cute

>>32444666
No, that was me.

>>32444145
The strangest thing is that idol culture has never been about not touching males with a 20 foot pole, Not to say that they should be throwing themselves at men, but interacting with them semi-regularly whether it's through management or for PR reasons is nearly unavoidable. It's about the journey of self-improvement. The journey of ups and downs watching a rough gem be polished into a shiny diamond. For Hololive specifically, about watching some funny anime girl streamer go from a live2D to 3D on stage, singing and dancing in front of an audience with her friends. Hell even fans of something like Love Live would understand that. That's how you can tell it's something fabricated and twisted to fit an agenda, not something real.

https://youtu.be/XKBbbN7M44E Watch Choco Lui right fucking now and feel the urge to impregnate

>>32444861
Basically that. It even exposes those who are using it for their "culture war" with the later CGDCT bullshit.

KyoAni has anime that have the exact CGDCT anime with males on the cast. Haruhi, Amagi Brilliant Park etc have been successful and IDK why this is becoming a vector for these people.

https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1566387563216089088
Somehow this didn't get posted yet, man poor Kronii. I wonder if Mori talked with her or something about everything. They should definitely go to a spa and kiss

>>32445078
they've likely talked about it now. I wonder if they'll have Gura tag along and shit on 4chan memes as a result of this.

>>32445078
>>32445154
>the raiders on /inf/ think that Gura has a "side"

It's hilarious that Gura is the one they picked to put on a pedestal.

>>32445281
Don't let them bait you into shitting on the other girls retard. They falseflag as chumbuds shitting on the other ENs to bait fanbase wars. They used Ame before Gura, and they're already using IRyS as well.

>>32445453
that's why I didn't call them chumbuds. Prominent Chumbuds like Tony still visits Kronii so people know that majority of the chumbuds support Mori and Kronii to an extent.

The sooner we get rid of these faggots, the better.

>>32444861
>>32445035
So what's your point, exactly?

jwu and I'm pretty sure my expectation of Kronii landing herself a suspension due to directly going against management advice on the case (as they told her to just ignore the outburst completely) is coming true
the final proof would be not seeing her in any collabs/totsu in the duration of the "grass touching" break

I wonder if it makes Mori rethink inviting people to those kinds of collabs

>>32445558
My point is, this culture war was artificially made specifically to ruin the Hololive fanbase.

>>32445558
The point is it's barely about Hololive anymore. It's reached the point where even unicorns are in the tiny minority. The vast majority is all just dramatourists and rubberneckers. You can literally see it happening in real time right now in /inf/.

>>32445669
>>32445566
>>32445558
Protip: Actual Gachikois do not complain about Holostars because they know they are co-workers and fellow talents from the same company.

Which is the main thing that exposes this farce.

>>32445669
Honestly you probably aren't wrong
Although all it takes it one spark and faggot westerners from reddit will run with shit like this

current work in progress preview of the snek

>>32445779
Yup. They barely know anything about idol culture.

Which is why Kronii mentioning it verbatim made the situation worse by giving both sides a lynchpin.

>>32445669
Can’t ruin what’s already shit

>>32445669
Can't say I'm a fan of the conspirological angle. To me it's more like "some people would like to see fewer homo collabs, then shitposters latch on".

>>32445889
I like the shading of the hair!

>>32445999
I'd argue the reverse, with the conspiratorial angle being right, and then the former latching on followed by the latter and culture warriors

>>32445078
Kind of interesting Mori mentions the spa, I wonder if they'll be in a position to meet soon.

>>32446077
Conspiracy theories are rarely true.
It's more likely that people are in fact that stupid or plain out for lulz rather than it being some sort of orchestrated attack.

>>32445566
Well, she'll probably at least make sure the people who are joining know what they're getting into. I think she probably assumed that Kronii knew she was going to take some heat and was prepared for it, and honestly I'm also surprised she apparently didn't expect a reaction like this.

>>32445889
dang, cute

>>32445817
gachikoi aren't some formless mass, they have their ideas and expectations, just like people who are normally in love
your partner can be fine with you interacting with the opposite gender at work (which is unavoidable), but not necessarily with texting them during your hours together or inviting them to your home or they can be perfectly okay and both are acceptable stances as long as both sides made things clear and signed up for it
issues begin when they're either no communication or one sides starts to go against established one

>>32446134
I'm starting to doubt that the second base is in her home state.

>>32446212
Maybe 8 years ago I would've agreed with you, but now everyone on the net seems to be involved in some sort of astroturfing campaign

>>32446348
>Second base is in Canada
MORI I'M COMING

>>32446392
>pic
Holy shit, source please

>>32446401
A FUCKING LEAFBEAT

>>32446401
Calm down Inners

>>32446348
I don't think it is either. Wherever it is a gym and trainor that mamamori is familiar with are there, and it's in reasonable driving distance. That means west coast.

>>32445281
I mean her being silent about homos is pretty telling.

>My zoomer cousin just told me he wants to have Mormon Missionary style sex with Mori
what should i do with this information ?

>>32446673
"Yeah, me too"

>>32446673
>So as a joke, I dressed up as Mori...

>>32446212
I TOLD YOU BRO
I TOLD YOU ABOUT LIL SLUGGER

Is Dethklok about to become a real ship rather than a crackship?

>>32446673
Beat him up good and take his Proof, obviously.

>>32446673
Well first, you load six rounds into a revolver and play one man Russian roulette for posting a fucking pepe

>>32446876
I can feel myself becoming a /u/schizo in real time, is this terminal?

https://twitter.com/hololivetv/status/1566365453638717441
https://twitter.com/hololivetv/status/1566365453638717441
https://twitter.com/hololivetv/status/1566365453638717441
JESAS FUCKING CHRIST

>>32446673
He wanted to fuck her through a bedsheet?
Well, at least his heart's in the right place.

>>32446849
Never watched Paranoia Agent, is it any good?

>>32446997
i think he meant like him on top laying on her, like the low-risk type of sex, its weird i didnt even know he watched vtubers until recently and im considering telling this to my aunt (his mother) i dont think she would have a particularly negative reaction to it as thats normal for guys his age and were not religious or anything but idk

>>32447119
Why is there any reason to tell this to his mother?

>>32447119
Wh-why would you tell a guy's mother her son wants to have sex with a vtuber?

>>32447184
>>32447207
not sure to be honest hes always been weird in a sexual way to anything with an anime art style, i honestly think vtubers turned him full degen

>>32447300
>wanting to have missionary sex with a vtuber is somehow too weird for you
???

>>32447300
>Calling someone else a degen when you are on this site posting about vtubers.

I'm looking forward to this
https://twitter.com/TripleKyun/status/1566171292834734080

>>32447962
>even TripleQ is getting shit in the comments for using Mori songs
the mob really don't stop once it gets going

>>32447003
It's pretty good, if a little slow at some parts.

>>32447962
>>32448025
It's on her for enabling this during January.

>>32448025
>twitter replies are full of niggers
what else is new

>>32448161
some are referencing the Gura AirBnB shit, so that didn't help either
as she admitted herself, this year been kinda shit for her, regardless of what she managed to achieve and it really went against her goal of having deadbeats be proud of having her as oshi

makes me worried if she's starting to think that doing things "right" isn't changing anything either so she's might as well be spiteful and contrarian to the limit

>>32447962
>the tranny seething at the bottom
kek morpo love

>>32447962
>he didnt mix it with tunak tunak tun
fake fan

>>32448349
It's not even that shit it's became an meme to hate mori music. It's pretty much an circle jerk on twitter.

>>32448315
They even got a "********* music was better than Callie" retard, like that in itself isn't a dead giveaway

>>32448562
>>32448577
Part of it is UMG being idiots and trying to capture the mainstream, when there was nothing wrong with Mori's music and I'd say as much that UnAlive was a step in the right direction, while SN is one step forward, two steps back

>>32448562
now that I think about it a bit more, this is an issue common to getting invested into anything in general ever since news became globally available
fans will be subjected to both highs and lows, but people who don't care will be more exposed and remember the latter since they make better headlines

like, the typical thing a normie will remember about Britney Spears isn't her record-breaking sales, but the fact she had a mental breakdown and shaved her head randomly
Mori and deadbeats both are being exposed to the same phenomenon where the negative sentiment just has an easier time becoming the dominant narrative since it's catchier
which is why nip idols try so badly to be spotless, since their audiences tend to be small pockets of people

>>32448349
>makes me worried
Yeah, right, concernfag. Back to the catalog with you.

This dumb bitch drank all her apple juice

>>32447207
To shame him out of it? Anything to become the last deadbeat

>>32448795
No... The Final yab...

>>32447962
Oh Fuck yeah

>>32448795
This is clearly a code word for "I need to have emergency sex with Suisei" you morons.

I thought about it and maybe Mori is right. We are an alright fanbase and she wasn't patronizing us.

Probably pulling another 9AM all nighter for Mori LETS GOOOOOOO
being a night owl pstbeat is suffering, im basically nocturnal at this point

>>32448795

sweaty Mori incoming

>pinned the ominous tweet
Mori?

Inb4 Mori gets drunk and does an Alma-voice JOI right after that stream. I know it’s almost certainly not gonna happen (she most likely ain’t even gonna be drunk), but I’ve been incredibly horny lately and my delusions have gone rampant as a result.

>>32449208
>ominous
...nigga

>>32449221
at least it seems she's taking the sexy lessons seriously, keep edging until tomorrow
https://twitter.com/hololivetv/status/1566365453638717441

>>32449208
You aren't getting left behind are you?

>>32449208
How is it ominous I don't get it

>>32449298
No promises are made, but I’ll try.

>>32447300
Hey, man, I found your bro >>32449221

>>32449245
>>32449303
If I didn't know Mori at all or was off my meds I could see it being a little ominous, like a goodbye or something

>>32449245
>>32449303
I just have flashbacks to this whenever I see a space background tweet now, I guess
https://twitter.com/tsukumosana/status/1553539402177331200?s=46&t=hJZLtEumlhuOaErgmv-ejQ

>>32449392
meds

>>32449376
Nah, I’m not him. I’m (mostly) shitposting.

>>32449298
This is going to be so awkward
And I'm going to love it

>>32446991
that cute dead beat? that's me

I'm kind of glad I wasn't going to attempt to make drinks with Mori. I would have practically needed to buy a small fortune's worth of alcohol.

G'evening, I would like to take this opportunity to say that I think Dana should kiss Jill.

MY MORBI IS ON!!

Mori on the telly. Time to get wasted.

>>32449640
Good idea

>>32449698

>>32449698
U
WWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>32449698
What a good boss, getting whatever was stuck in between her employee's teeth and making sure she didn't have bad breath prior to the shift.

>>32449607
I just bought one neutral base spirit (my Karmotrine) and a lot of the non-alcoholic stuff. Wasn't that expensive that way

oh so we're starting with the drink first interesting

>>32449698
They cute

>>32437397
But this seems like nothing at all?

Wait I thought the Mori dork thing was a joke.

This bitch wearing a sock on her hand

>>32438814
Axel says a lot of really stupid shit.

>Sock hand
Oh god. Preemptive "Very spilled".

>Mori liked the Leansey art
Told ya she just laughs at that shit.

>>32444145
>>32444861
Unironically a lot of them are Niji shitposters.

Having a sock for a glove is definitely going to end well. Also it fits perfectly with her model: the second sock is on her hand instead of leg.

Drinkmaking stream but every drink ends up as an extra-loaded Fringe Weaver

>>32450250
>dredging up hours old posts
>tribalfagging
hmm

>ice first
>replacing bourbon with normal whiskey
Moririn...

>>32450250
Some may be, but it's purely a /vt/sisters thing more than anything else.
Anything to justify seething, and it doesn't help that Kronii attracted a ton of Ficklebeats that left Mori last Summer, or this Past January.
Legit hope she can clear her head, and these two can actually meet up for some spa time if for nothing else than for the potential art.

Next time I go out to a store for booze, I am totally getting the stuff for this Crevice Spike.

>>32450362
Sorry I haven't been sitting in this thread for hours.
You don't earn points for being a retard, anon.

I'd love for her to make me a drink and fill it with tons of alcohol

>>32450559
You don't earn points for being a dramashitter, take your console wars to the catalog and then kill yourself

I only drink White Russians

>>32450513
Probably. Just saw a few of them stupid enough to post the same garbage on here and Twitter before and I was nosy enough to check their past comments.
Either way the break will probably do her some good, but they're probably just going to be around when she comes back. Hopefully she can at least get a good mental buffer and power through it.

>>32450513
Don't worry, I'm very sure one of Myth will uplift them both, just like the last time.

>>32450650
>anon doesn't like facts
>cries
You're not king of these threads, anon.
Don't reply to me again or rather just neck yourself.

Oh shit this drink looked really good when he made it

When I wanted to try a martini I went with gin and couldn't finish it, then I drank 3 vodka ones. Gin is not for me.

>>32450793
NTA, but I can tell you you're a nigger and to fuck off too, if you want.

>>32450793
Glad you admitted to being a dramatourist, now go back

First alcoholic drink I ever bought was a gin and tonic at a bar in the US Virgin Islands where they let you mix your own drinks. Let me just say, it is an especially bad idea to let a 19 year old do that.

She should have done this stream while wearing the SLUT shirt

>>32451034
kek

>>32451034
Who says she isn't.

That one looks super good

damn this shit looks good

Could I layer something blue over the green drink?

her titties must be going like wrecking balls when she's going hard on the shaker...

>>32451287
It’s…it’s fucking Smurf juice.

>>32451304
Yea probably

Isn't a Fringe Weaver basically just, rubbing alcohol with a dash of sugar?

>>32451287
>>32451374
Gargamel was right all along

Mori is going to make it even more sugary

Mori is going to fucking die if she drinks all of these

>>32451546
She's just tasting but still has to watch the amount

>pours a alcoholic lime drink into ice cream to make "lime ice cream"
This retard...

>>32451599
She's stacking them all on her desk to drink while she plays...

she's pon but I love her so much

>>32451662
Jealous of her genius huh?

>>32450937
>>32450959
Retards like yourselves only amplify the shit we get in these threads. Just enjoy the stream and shut the fuck up.

i missed her so much bwos

>hold my hand
anytime Mori

>>32451664
>he says about the girl who can drink whiskey like it’s water and barely feel a thing
DYRBI ?

I bought a fanzine of waif bartender game back in 2020 that came with drink recipes, excited to finally make them later this year when I turn 21 lol

>>32451943 (Me)
Shit, I meant that for >>32451546

I regret not screen capping it when she was pouring that shit looked great

SKKRRRAAAaaHAAaa~

>>32451930
>handholding

>>32452248
mori... white balance your camera onegai......

>>32451985
A ZOOMERBEAT

She already getting a bit giggly, this will be a good stream

damn has it already been an hour?

Requesting a "Calliope Mori wins again" soundpost

>>32452525
She and Botan have my favorite giggles in all of Hololive, the gap does things to me

>>32452631

And it goes...that's right, in the bathroom sink.

doesn't look as good as the last one

>>32452970
Needed more pink. Like using pink lemonade as a base. Also ditching the solids for the fruity flavor and using something that will mix.

>>32453026
Yeah she should have put in some lemonade for more sweetness.

>>32452970
Fluffy Dream and Cobalt Velvet will be hard to beat, those actually looked good

Pink woman loves her blue drinks.

She was singing it! It was beautiful!

SHOW ME THE HAND
I NEED TO JERK

hand reveal

please tell me you screen capped that dead beats I was too busy looking for my drink capps

I have not seen the hand

alright, I know one of you guys screenshoted that hand

>>32453555
>>32453573
>>32453615
>>32453619
>>32453622
Y'all niggas never seen a hand before?

>>32453687
No, all I have is bones

I won't be able to watch the whole stream. I guess I'll have to wait for the vod for quite a while...

>>32453687
>>32453622
>>32453619
>>32453615
>>32453573
>>32453756
>>32453753
https://i.imgur.com/JtvSdCe.png

She's gonna be too drunk for the valorant collab later, lmao

LET'S GOOOO

>>32453687
no

>>32453787

>>32453687
But it's Mori's hand...

>>32453687
Not my oshi's

>>32453787
her cute little hand!

>>32453789
DYRBI ? This is Mori “You think I’m drunk ? That’s cute” Calliope we’re talking about here.

>>32453789
Excellent

>>32453787
how dares that bitch have skin. im anting now

She has chubby fingers, don't act surprised (even super thin people can have them, it's not something strange)

Place your bets place your bets on if it getting removed!!

>>32453787
Her hand is so small...

>And I'm going to drink all of them
Let's go Moriiiiiii

>>32453958
she's got chubby fingers and I love it

>>32453900
She took 3 months off of drinking and that hand "mistake" was something she wouldn't have done completely sober. I think she's a little buzzed already

>>32453958
Glizzy hands reign supreme

>>32453995
Kek, I’m pretty sure she was joking. I know that she has an utterly absurd tolerance, but all these drinks at once would be way too much, even for her.

This bitch is out here having hands like she owns the place.

>>32453958
She really doesn't. I will admit they look chunky on that angle though.

>>32453958
I'm like 6'3 170lbs and have Vienna sausage fingers, can relate

>>32454169
holy shit, you must be a literal skeleton

Spilled

>No blue allowed

>>32454130
I'm not saying they're fat. She's not and hands are a terrible way to judge it was my main point

>>32454051
She may be a bit buzzed at worst, but that’s about it. I’m pretty sure tolerance is a mostly genetic thing anyways, so abstaining from drinking for a while probably barely made a dent in hers.

Laying off the booze means jack shit when your very genes won’t let you get drunk easily.

>Sticking your dick into Mori as she screams "I AM THE BLENDER!"

Intimidated and turned on.

That came out really good looking! I hope it tastes like rocket fuel.

This stream is already S-tier

>>32454381
Now redraw this as Mori

>>32454381
It did!

another really good looking one

>>32454435
>Moririn Light

>>32454457
the trickle down the side seals it

>>32454457
It's my whipped cum on top

>>32454488
INA!!!!