/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

No this is perfect. I want my unfit wheezing dorky middle aged women trying their best

fitness dick in your mouth

>>2796107
>Korone
>Fat
She literally goes to the gym to box everyday, use protein shakes and possibly hold underground boxing tournaments at the baking place she works at.

You can will your way through some "fitness" issues if you want. No one on the planet could beat me in a fight for example, even though I don't exercise much beyond using a punching bag.

Time to start Ring Fit Adventure arc again.

>>2796107
Lazy Botan hag! Hag hag hag!

>>2796226
hololive is a wrestling company?

>>2796206
Despite being a hag, Korone is so fit she did her last live with a broken freaking leg.

>>2796206
Mr. Koro runs an underground dogfighting ring? This could be the prophesied final yab.

>>2796272
>Not wanting her to sit her hag ass on your face while she's playing an fps

>>2796107
Old age aside, several of them suffer from health problems.

>>2796335
that's even worse. you can can fix it if someone is unfit but what can you do with someone like Rushia?

does it really matter if they're fit or not? are you looking at their real face and body? kek
if they need to be on stage, they'll train them for that. until then let them be fat all they like. at least that way you can relate to them somehow

>>2796293
Holofightz OP is actually Fubuki

>>2796409
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

>>2796309
>Koro runs an underground boxing ring?
Think about it her stamina in long streams, knows how Japanese mafia works, has straight up said she can beat up anyone in hololive, has googled how to torture people. Combine those attributes in underground boxing where she shows no mercy to her opponent.
How else does Korone know how to tolerate pain from a broken leg while moving around other than experiencing similar injuries in the past via those underground tournaments.

>>2796388
Rushia has asthma but can scream like no other.

>>2796107
>>lots of hags and fatties who can barely move on the stage, let alone dance
>source: i heard about it

if they weren't fat that would mean they get out more, which would mean they would be the type of person who likes to do other things besides play video games all day
if they weren't ugly they'd probably be stacies, which would mean they get out more to party, which would mean they would be the type of person who likes to do other things besides play video games all day
your oshi is fat and ugly because that's the type of person who plays video games all day, we've been over this /vt/, this shouldn't be a surprise

>>2796547
>tfw no violent gangster otaku gf
Suffering never ends

>>2796772
Pekora, Rushia and Roboco are pretty cute tho

>>2796772
This isn't true. Some of the holos' roommates are quite attractive and fit. Having those traits doesn't mean that you're normal or participate in normalfag activities.

>>2796772
They have dance lessons and go out together from time to time
Stop projecting your lifestyle on them, fatchama

>>2796107
I liitke while ago watched the concert Bloom and holy shit choco doesnt dance at all it was cringey as fuck
On the other hand holy shit Subaru is si good at dancing wtf

>>2796107
>using a korone pic for this
korone can actually do idol dances though, unlike certain others
https://streamable.com/10agjj

>>2796107
Hololive being a failure as an idol company is part of the appeal. Bring on the overweight millennials!

>>2796772
in most cases it's because they were poorfags and had family issues so they got excluded from social circles.
sorry you're fat bruh

Most of them were like rejected idols that can't be idol because health or mental problems. I guess cover knew what they're doing from the start

>>2797171
Yeah a lot of them are beautiful irl but due to irl issues like health/mental and family it's hard to do everything like normal idols

>>2796308
Based perc Korone

>>2797016
This stream was pure kino.
Also yes Korone is probably the /fit/test holo along with Aki

>>2797351
Coco too, even if she smokes a pack a day that girl can dance.

>>2797372
for you!

>>2796107
>It's just sad seeing all those equipment and stage settings going waste
It's okay my ESL friend, Hololive's 2D and 3D rigging has been perpetually outdated.

>>2796651
lurk more

>>2796107
>tfw you will never get that hololive basketball game between JP and EN

>>2796107
God, I want Korone to beat the shit out of me and then rape me.

>>2797561
>i heard about that before you, take that!

>>2796308
>>2797351
I missed the live, are there vods anywhere?

>>2797833
nvm im retarded, found it

>>2796107
>using Korone as the OP

Korone is the worst example you could have used, she could actually beat you to a pulp if she wanted.

>>2797372
Is there any vtuber that smokes? I know Marine hates smokers.

>>2798023
Where does the rrat that Korone is a super fit boxer come from? You realize she's a 35 year old Japanese woman that sits around playing video games all the time, right?

>>2798185
It's not a rrat.

>>2797351
Fubuki can run rings around Korone but she's been doing the idol dancing since high school.

>>2798185
Korone has shown off pictures of protein she takes during workouts and talked about her time at the gym and her boxing hobby, she's jumped rope 3000 times on stream, you can see during 3D collabs that she has stamina for days while people around her tire much more easily, and multiple holos know about her hobbies as well.

>>2797471
Marine being stiff as fuck always makes me laugh.

>>2797471
i am vomit

>>2796772
>>2798185
Alright /vt/, you can stop feeding him (You)s

>>2798185
newfag go and stay go

>>2796206
>dog fights are still legal in japan

i can't believe they keep getting away with it.

>>2796107
Ring Fit

>>2798431
thanks for the (You)

>>2797471
>Coco is probably the most suitable to be a stripper/pole dancer among hololive

>>2796206
why isn't this a plot of an anime yet

>>2798503
"How Heavy Are the Dumbbells You Lift?" isnt far off

>>2796924
>On the other hand holy shit Subaru is si good at dancing wtf

She busts her ass to be the best idol she can be. Whether its singing, dancing or otaku shit she tries her hardest. Shes probably one of the hardest working girls in holo.

>>2798503
I'm sure is canon that holos fear the Korone, especially Polka.

>>2798631
Why polka?

>>2798631
>fear
why? polka could just sit on her.

>>2798719
GIWTWM

Guys Polka isn't fat. trust me, I heard.

>>2798689
>>2798719
https://youtu.be/ChEu7qkztNg

>>2798493
Not when Akirose exist

Problem, engineers?

>there are people IN THIS THREAD that didn't see the 8 hours 3d ring fit live with ogayu, mio, mr koro and friend
dudes...

>>2798229
>doesn't even remember her collagues properly
What a fucking disgrace this whore is.

>>2797596
If JP gets to pick from any generation, I think they'd win pretty easily. Coco alone is half a foot taller than any other holo, including the EN girls.

>>2804495
Alot of people are projecting his shitty lifes in hololives girls in this thread

You would know is quite agile and fit just on the past 2 concerts that they have done. Their 3d rigging kinda gives a hint who is fat. Polka who they say is fat looks actually fit and can have her arms place well on both sides. Botan though... there was like 2 inch distance... Kinda like a penguin that can't close her flaps. Rushia was on the last holo fes looked really fragile and walked rather slowly. Maybe because she can't dance or she's tired. Luna though, even if she looked tired she was able to keep up so I would say she just needs exercise. Suisei, Matsuri, Flare, Subaru and Aki were all perky in all concerts. Mio was keeping up but was clearly tired. Aqua and Shion are young so they're not tired. Aqua seems to be better at dancing as well. Okayu seems to be slimmer than Botan but doesn't really move that much. I think she's just scared to move. When she did lice with Korone, she was also the same... Except for the dive roll so she may be fit but too scared or is just not good at dancing. Fubuki is at the same level of Aqua. Nene and Sora are top tiers. There was no moment wherein they were not moving.

>>2804701
>Absolute autismo madness

what the fuck is wrong with you?

>>2804701
>the voice actors, not even the streamers, who play in the videos, do the concert mocaps instead of interns whose job is solely that
I love this rrat.

>>2804746
You didn't watch thd live concerts? Well damn. Poor you.

>>2804758
If it was intern, their dances would have been a lot better and more snyced. I would believe it more if you said they recorded their live voice and lip snyced because the comparison of Haachama doing her solo 3d event and the concerts were hilarious

>>2798229
Maybe Korone's legit, but a lot of boxing gyms are basically "fitness boxing", i.e. no sparring. It's pretty popular, especially for women, to feel like they're getting in shape while also learning to fight. They're definitely doing the former, but none of the latter. Anytime I hear from a co-worker or friend of a friend or whatever that they "do boxing", 99% of the time it's a Title Boxing Club or a "boxercise" thing at their gym. I train at BJJ place that also does a bit of striking training and when people (mostly girls) from Title show up for muay thai sparring, even when we're just doing hands, they're basically helpless. No timing, not used to resistance at all, flinch and blinked when they get tagged, the works, barely better than a guy off the street.

>>2796308
Does she not understand how fucking terrifying a fat embolus is?

For those that don't know, broken bones can release fat into the bloodstream that can then clog up the arteries. In the case of a broken leg it would most likely result in a pulmonary embolism, which could result in losing the affected lung. In the worst case, she could even die of right heart failure from a massive pulmonary embolism if it develops rapidly.

>>2805051
ok

>>2805051
She was unaware of the fracture at the time. Like a couple weeks ago she tweeted that she was at the hospital for some other reason and they discovered that her leg was broken

>>2805117
>being so fat her broken leg is discovered accidentally

>>2805143

I actually just had a dream related to fitness in Hololive. The holos were all racing like in that gacha horse game, and when Korone took the upper hand she turned 180 degrees and did a Kikoho that took several girls out of the race.

>>2796107
I do not give a single shit if they can dance or not.
I'm here to watch comedians, not idols.

>>2796206
God I wish Korone would be the fuck out of me

>>2797016
God it's weird as fuck looking at her early videos and seeing her become an actual idol.

>>2797016
Korone is honestly the GOAT Holo.

>Consistently funny, every moment of a stream is fun to watch
>Streams for the longest out of all of them
>24+ hour endurance streams on the regular
>Extremely cute voice
>Tete with Okayu
>Keeps herself fit
>Good idol dancing and singing
>Every collab she touches turns to gold
>Honestly cares about her fans

I LOVE KORONE-SAN

>>2797471
Is Marine stiff because she's old, or because her tech is shit?

>>2797016

>>2805727
Marines 3d tracking is shit, You can see it when korone and marine swaped bodies
https://youtu.be/ZfmaEAZov3Q

>>2805727
body of a 45 year old according to her doctor

>>2805810
Oh wow. Korone becomes a SFM animation after switching.

>>2805833
hernias are so tragic

>>2805719
She made an unironically enjoyable meme review, one of the biggest accomplishments of all

>>2805792
I want to fuck this bitch in heat, if you know what I mean.

>>2796409
Sorry RBC, I had to install Ark after last week's match.

>>2806099
Are your fingers really worth the nut?

>>2805909
There's a reason Korone has a strong appeal to EOPs at least last year. Her reactions to things and sounds she makes are top notch.

>>2806123
I fuck with my dick, not with my fingers.

>>2806138
you still gotta pay up motherfucker this hag pussy ain't free

>>2806191
Oh I'll give her finger, don't you worry.

>>2805410
>that gacha horse game
Is that the one where people used to make all the meme videos of?

>>2806665
Certainly not all the meme videos, there are like millions of those dating back to decades.

>>2796408
Nice try Mr Brosnan

>>2805792
It's beautiful to see a fucking Let's Player turn into something like this

>>2806133
Why did Koro-san's popularity with EOPs decline recently? Lack of English streams?

>>2807218
I guess so. She had some very interesting streams like the Doom or the Sonic ones, and the Gynoug one that made me member her, but recently she did approximately jack shit to get my attention. Not that I'm angry, just saying that she currently is not catering to a certain audiance.

>>2807218
With a lot of Holos toning down on DuoLingo stuff (from what I remember, DuoLingo has "Taiwan" in some of their lessons)
And the fact she hasn't done an English only stream lately

>>2796107
>there is a fitness problem!!!!!!
>posts the most fit holo by far
lol
ironically enough, the most unfit holos would be the younger NEETs like Shion more than any of the hags. I'd probably put my money on Mio-mama being 10x more fit than Shion or Rushia

>>2796107
op you do know the hags are the most /fit/ and mentally stable members of holo right?

>>2807218
Seems like Hololive was trending 6 months ago or so back when we were still deep in quarantine and a lot of the English internet had never heard of vtubing. Now that wave of interest is kind of dying off and HoloEN is probably going to scoop most of the audience who aren't learning Japanese. This is less of a Korone specific problem imo. FBK and Pekker were huge English magnets too and they are also hitting a lull in overseas interest.

>>2805727
Yeah her tracking was NOTORIOUSLY bad. I think the model was poorly made too.

>>2807655
What does Hololive even spend their money on?

Does Korone's manager really have to stick around for her 20 hour streams?
If so, that's hilarious.

>>2807692
That's a really fucking good question.

>Can't stream whatever they want.
>Take months to years for new/upgraded models
>Potato PCs
>Getting SCs in the thousands of dollars per stream.

Where the fuck is all that money going?

>>2807322
>from what I remember, DuoLingo has "Taiwan" in some of their lessons
not saying you're wrong but why would duolingo do this

>>2807719
Is Hololive run like the typical American charity where 90% of the profits just goes to "wages"?

>>2807322
>Uto made duolingo streams a success
>holos start doing it as well
>it has taiwan mentioned in it
All according to plan!

>>2807760
Knowing that company they probably think it's for the lulz.
Same company who spent time and money making their owl a schizo yandere

>>2807760
DuoLingo, and likely Japanese to English Duolingo, has existed since like 2011 (2012?)
Far before the 50 Wuan Army started spamming the internet.

>>2796107
The whole idol thing is obviously just a big joke.
They are mainly just gaming streamers.

>>2807779
>>2807760
This is from English to Japanese (weeb) DuoLingo
So they've likely done it in reverse for the Nips

>>2807879
You know, it's important for a jap to be able to differentiate between taiwanese people and mainland bugs.

>>2807879
What a horrible world we live in where anything associated to acknowledging the reality that Taiwan exists and is an actual country is considered "controversial" because of the bugs

>>2807779

>>2807971
It's only going to get worse because somehow people have convinced themselves that any criticism of the CCP is racism.

>>2808067
>chinks are a different race
Clever.

>>2805143
lmao

>less funny English streams because DuoLingo is Taiwan's #1 fan
>and Hololive is too lazy to get a license from any other teaching app
I kneel, Indochads

>>2796206
Source

>>2809275
this shouldn't even be spoonfed. it is common knowledge newfag

>>2796206
>She literally goes to the gym to box everyday
She goes to her bf to have sex
>use protein shakes
she swallows her bf's semen
>hold underground boxing tournaments at the baking place she works at.
she organizes orgies at her bf's place, possibly with other holos

>>2809730
>>>/v/

>>2796829
>violent
>ganster
>otaku
pick two and only two
>gf
Pick none and only none

>>2805051
Not a stress fracture you absolute mega faggot

>>2809831
Why is that guy (Yagoo?) tries to give that you to Lamy?

>>2796924
Korone is so good at idolshit too but she didn't even join Bloom. She would've btfo'd the majority of the shitters that actually participated.

>but anon she can't sing
Moot point when even fucking Noel was in it too and she didn't even danced as much.

>>2804495
A shame that got privated. Why didn't they make more 3D endurance streams like that? These days it seems like 1 hour is the absolute limit. It doesn't seem to be a case of kung flu restrictions since they actually did that 7-hour new years countdown stream on the official channel.

>>2796308
the broken leg is a mistranslation, no human can even walk properly with a broken bone, she most likely had a leg strain, it would still be painful af but not even near broken bone pain

>>2796176
fpbp

>>2805630
she would literally never want to be you

give me the rrats on luna. why is she so low stamina?

>>2811112
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC-GRRmI9Nk_IeI4cpefMlIA/videos

>>2804758
Why are you talking about Nijisanji?

>>2812177
Anime AIDS.

>>2796829
>you are a small yakiniku shop owner
>one month forget to pay the protection fee to the yakuza
>before you could scream at the fuck up you just made korone breaks down your door
>immediately grabs your hand and breaks all fingers in one motion
>punches you in the head so hard you drop on the ground like a wet towel
>then sits on top of you and forcefully opens your mouth
>starts ripping out teeth BY HAND
>ehhhh this is.....tooth? toos? teef?

>>2809730
All me btw

>>2811112
>privated
wtf why?

>>2817104
It got privated during the permissions arc and they haven't unprivated it because reasons

*single-handily carries hololive dancing*

>>2798503
>ep1
>episode follows a mild-mannered office worker
>episode hints that she has a side gig
>requires her to stay in perfect shape, watch what she eats, watch her water intake, etc
>coworkers think it's JAV
>last 30 seconds of the episode reveals it's illegal prizefighting
>credits roll as stunned coworkers watch her beat the shit out of another woman
Fund it

>>2817589
Nene is great, but you need to watch more of their dance streams.

>>2805719
yes

>>2807692
drugs

>>2804575
Idiot