/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I FUCKING LOVE KAWAIIOPE MORIRIN AND I WANT TO MARRY THIS DORK, START A FAMILY WITH THIS DORK, AND RAISE A SON WITH THIS DORK, A SON WHO’LL INHERIT OUR RESPECTIVE BEST TRAITS AND ATTRIBUTES BUT IS ALSO JUST AS MUCH OF A DUMB CHUUNI AS HIS BEAUTIFUL DORK OF A MOTHER

>>27039592
when she will stop smoke and improve that shiti voice?

>>27039631
Nice sharky!

I love my pon cute reaper wife Mori!!
Remember to love Mori!!

>>27039592
Mori would have been treated better by her fans if she was a nijisanji en talent

>>27039292
I opened the catalog and the first thing I see is "Kiara is going to rape Ame" bait thread, I see what you mean now. Rape fetish is way too common on this board.

The only toxic part of the fan base are those who are addicted to 4chan and vicariously live through getting their 'accolades' /here/

I SHALL DESCEND UPON YOUR EARTH IN A BLAZE THAT IGNITES THE SKY. YOU WILL NOT KNOW DEATH FOR 10,000 YEARS, AFTER WHICH I WILL STRING YOUR SOULS UP LIKE THE SOWS YOU LIVED AS FOR MILLENIA. WHEN I SEE YOU HAVE LOST ANY WILL TO FIGHT FOR LIFE I WILL RETURN YOU TO LIFE ONLY TO CONTINUE YOUR TORTURE IN MY SHINING BLAZE. NONE SHALL BE SPARED THE HEAT OF MY RAGE AND WRATH.

>>27039592
Previous thread: >>27012893

//// Mori Calliope Ch. hololive-EN
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Twitter: https://twitter.com/moricalliope
#calliolive #callillust #callioP #callilust
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//// Team Calli – EMI Records Japan (Universal Music Group)
Twitter: https://twitter.com/calliope_info
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@moricalliope_hololiveen

Most recent stream: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CQF46f6e9NY
Upcoming stream: _(:3」∠)

//// Music: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLB8Nt5W7hnKA_pG2qljWbgVmJPobrLTm4
DEAD BEATS (September 12, 2020) EP: https://moricalliope.streamlink.to/DEADBEATS
Your Mori (April 4, 2021) EP: https://calliope.streamlink.to/2ndEPCD
UnAlive (March 21, 2022) LP: https://cover.lnk.to/UnAlive
Shinigami Note (Coming soon! - July 20, 2022) EP Pre-order: https://lnk.to/mcsnph
//// Stream Journey Like A Thousand Years: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pKJErsN-ylU

//// LIVE SHOW (major debut):
New Underworld Order
July 21, 2022 @ Toyosu PIT
//// Tickets on sale now! In-person lottery for JP; streaming via SPWN for overseas
//// Merch on sale for JP; Worldwide sales opening June 15
https://newunderworldorder.hololivepro.com/

Mori moments: https://pastebin.com/NNZ1QPiV

Remember to love your Mori. :}

>>27038230
My friends, it has often been said that I like Mori.

My friends, I like Mori ...

No, friends, I love Calliope Mori!

I love it when shes hard on herself.

I love when she reacts to critics.

I love when she improves.

I love her streams, her music, her art and her personality. I love it when shes happy, when she is sad, when shes teasing and when shes mad.

Mori across Shadowverse, in Pokemon, in Crash, in Blasphemous, in the ruined earth of Doom , through collabs, on the meme review, in the tabletop streams, I love every act of Mori that can occur upon Hololive.
Even acts that happen without

I love watching her blasting the enemy to smithereens with rage induced tard focus that thunders across the game.

My heart leaps with joy whenever Mori's voice rises as she gets excited watching a new gruesome death. And there is nothing like watching Mori pelt and abuse Pokemon while trying to force them into a pose that would be the perfect artistic shot. And the feeling that comes when Mori gushes over an adorable gaki is such an exquisite feeling. Like when ranks of deadbeats brandish their posts rushing into the thread to fight each other. It moves me deep within my heart to watch Mori struggle over and over with climbing the mountain of obstacles in Getting over it.
I'm so glad you switched out to Jump King. Its honestly so much better and almost always incredibly enjoyable to watch you stream it.


The sight of seanigs being strung up by mods is an irresistible pleasure. And there is nothing more arousing than the sounds made by Mori as she desperately tries new sounds and ideas in her ASMR streams, even the scuffed ones are so amusing as to be worth my time.

When Mori takes my hand and forces me to watch the most unbearable of cringe scenes in an already overly cringy movie, I'm in ecstasy.

I love it when Mori collabs with Kiara. It's so sad to see a teehee ship that was supposed to be filled with love continually hit Mori's obnoxious straight sexuality causing all teehee tension to be deflated.

I love to be squashed under the heel of the Mori as she awkwardly asks me if I like this and if its what I really want in such a confused tone. The humiliation as Mori calls me human garbage and then in 30 seconds starts to apologize and state how she didn't mean it in her soft whispering asmr voice.
I'm not actually a sub but god she was so cute

I adore listening to Mori gush over her new precious baby shiny Giratina like an adoring and doting mother.
Acting like that will never not make me want to mother her

I love Mori in the bath, in the Pool, at the Spa, in the classroom. Everywhere Mori is brings me untold joy.

Gentlemen... All I ask for is Mori, Mori so grand as to make the Underworld itself tremble. Gentlemen, I ask you as fellow deadbeats what is it that you really want? Do you wish for further Mori as I do? Do you wish for an unforgiving and possibly yandere and Mori? Mori whose motivation is built with iron and lightning and fire? Do you ask for Mori to sweep in like a tempest, leaving not even deadbeats left with knees to stand on this Earth!?

>>27039894
>tits on the table
NIce.

I wonder what they all have planned today

>>27040125
Gura throwing contest

>>27040125
Sex with me, we're going to record it and post it to each of their channels, resulting in simultaneous ban.

>>27040125
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n8hiq_IVZjs

>>27039965
Amen

>>27040125
Two suggestions yesterday were TTRPG and armwrestling contest. But if they agree to not do TTRPG I imagine it could either be 3d twister for real or something food-related like IRL spicy noodle challenge Would be fun to listen to Ina tease the rest of them as she effortlessly eats what makes others cry..

>>27040235
live chat is disabled. i guess it is just a precaution.

>>27040235
fuuuuuccck I wont be able to catch it live.... pain..... cheer them for me brossss.. Ill catch it ater

Moririn Tweet!
MORIRIN TWEET!

>>27040235
Thanks Mori

>>27040235
OH SHI-
>4 AM
FUCK IT I'LL BE THERE
EVEN BEFORE WORK

>>27040235
>4 am
THIS WILL NOT STOP ME. I'm not missing live JLaTY.

>>27039817
i hope sisreap sees this bro

huh Mori got first dibs at full off collab stream

>>27040395
>>27040427
ganbatte eurobeats, get get some rest

>>27040566
I'll sleep in the dentist's chair tomorrow, I'm not missing the first Myth off-collab live.

>>27040763
not telling you to miss it, im telling you you have 5 hours to sleep before it

>>27040235
>first time all myth off collab
>no chat
kek thx calliope mori and "friends"

>>27041295
Start a thread about it.

>>27039965
kek

>caring about live chat
>during a collab

>>27041445
jeremy will clean it

>>27041590
yeah, me

Echochamber betas pretending to be normies

>>27041684
Says you

>>27041295
why do you want a prechat? its just paypigs sucking up to each other, and also the chat will be there when it starts

>>27040235
>10PM
Latinchads and Floridamen we won.

>>27041718
None of them ever say hi back to me fuck prechatters

>colab start time exact same time as kronii stream
is Myth asserting dominance?

CALLIOPE YO BOI MORI FEAT. FRIENDS AKA SOME FUCKS FROM APPLEBITCHES
PREPARE FOR SOME WHACKY SHENANIGANS WITH MY DRUGGED ASS GOOMBUS BLUE PEDO BAIT CRONY
YURI BAIT SALTY BITCH GETS BENT
TIMETRAVELLING TECH WIZARD WANNA BE ROASTIE CAN LICK MY CLIT
KOREAN ONE IS SO SILENT I FORGET SHE'S EVEN HERE SOMETIMES

LET'S PARTY DEADBEATS

https://twitter.com/watsonameliaEN/status/1541875472857849856

Why do I have a feeling Mori is going to dominate.

I guess TTRPG is a no go then?

>>27041855
prechat is a weird homoerotic circle jerk

>>27041917
I can't see a future where Ame or Mori won't take this.

>>27040529
Didn't she say that ahead of time

>>27041933
I dont know how long this colab is going for but ttrpg seems a bit too involved if they dont have that much time

>>27040529
She's the only one without any offstream collab content, makes sense she'd be the one.

>>27041933
Maybe?? Really depends on if this is day one or day two?

>>27041987
Ina is a hikki, Gura is tiny, Kiara can barely lift her groceries, Ame seems to actually do active things, but who knows what her very restrictive diet does to her and Mori been going to the gym, does light weight training and is the tallest. So yeah, this is 100% going to be between Ame and Mori, I think it's jsut an excuse to hold each others hands IMO.

>>27041917
never seen a doxed ina but mori's got at least 20lbs on the rest of them and has been hitting the gym recently

>>27041295
Do you ever wonder what goes in to a post like this? One would say that it is nothing more than a dopamine rush to get (you)s, and I agree, but I think there is far more to it than that. Think about the degradation of the internet for the past several years. It's obvious that social media has had a drastic effect on the users of the internet by increasing instant gratification to levels that shouldn't even be possible, but more than anything, the "If you see something, do something" mantra has made it so that people are able to justify their complete and utter rambles into the void so that no one can put any thought into what they say. As long as they say something, they have achieved some sort of moral victory against those cowards who would dare not to say anything, even if it's to call Mori Calliope of Hololive English 1st Generation HoloMyth out for supposedly disabling live chat on a collab, something that literally no people have given a shit about as in most cases live chat is usually enabled soon before the stream starts.

In fact, I will go further beyond and say that someone will easily try to make a rrat about how Fauna actually is disappointed in Mori due to the """""yabs""""" and is actually going to overlap the collab out of protest of Mori hurting Gura. It is extremely easy and predictable at this point that it is actually boring. Someone will make this claim, various shitters will circlejerk themselves off of it, they will be called faggots, and they will never be heard again, like dust in the wind. But this is the only joy they can get out of life. So what do we say to people like this? Are they actually "people" or the true form of the NPCs that the anons of old cursed at for ruining everything? Is this the final form of the internet, just saying anything and everything just to get that dopamine high? Are rrats themselves the ultimate form of drugs? Was the entire formation of the vtuber subculture nothing more than a ploy by Zombie Ronald Reagan to continue his War On Drugs to the point where dopamine, a chemical thas is naturally created, outlawed, leading to a world where humans are controlled by rrats?

...Maybe the only way to fight against it is to just enjoy the streams. Maybe... maybe speculation was nothing more than a tool made by the enemy itself to destroy us from within. There has to be a better way to live guys. There has to be. Or else... we have to try harder friends.

>>27039661
But she doesn’t look like that

How many 15kg weights can Ame lift??

>>27041917
Fuck yes.

>>27042181
WHEN THE LAST DROP OF BLOOD IS DRAINED FROM YOUR BODY I WILL CONSUME IT IN A CHALICE MADE FROM YOUR SKULL.

>>27041917
It's Mori or MAYBE Ame unless others somehow mess with them like Gura sneaking behind Mori and tickling her

>>27041492
Its good its gone becouse they will keep superchat something to mori and we will get another drama

>>27042321
based capsbeat

>>27042053
She's making mocktails and doing karaoke with everyone. If they're staying for another week they might have time, though I don't know how that would work since it'd overlap with Reaper Business. Unless they're going to that as well that is.

>>27042338
They're all going to try and sabotage Mori during each match

>>27042181
I kinda started getting people like that desu, typing stupid shit in a stupid way can be hella fun. The moment you hit "Submit" is fucking exhilarating.
All you have to be wary of is the possibility of becoming the mask.

>>27042358
Collab super chats never get read.

>>27042181
I'm just gonna start killing people 2bh

>>27041917
>Gura still sometimes gets mistaken for a child with how small she is
>Ina is a hikki shut in
>Kiara is a girly girl shut in
I'd wager Ame is the only one with a modicum of a chance since she handles all her pets plus her terrarium stuff.

>>27042648
Ina is the sleeper pick, have you seen much shit she can clean out of her room

>>27042648
I think gura is gunna surprise ppl in the lightweight division

>>27042648
Armwrestling is all about stance, strength gives you a edge but anyone can win

>>27042181
Myth hates Fauna...

>>27041917
>8 am jst
You mean 2 hours before the collab?

Shizos have been defeated and the overall opinion of Mori is on the good side now. We won again.

>>27041933
I really hope so. TTRPG would be a huge waste of offcollab time.

>>27042846
And this is based on... what, exactly?

Watch Mori whine and cry like a salty bitch when she loses
She actually has a big ego and looks down at her genmates
These ironic weebs are the worst. Want to mingle while denying enjoying the shit they watch as to not be seen as weirdos.

>>27042859
Not to mention a complete mess considering it's been so long since the last one they'd need at least an hour of recap

I love my moon princess

>>27042907

>>27042859
>TTRPG would be a huge waste of offcollab time.
Zoomers seething, ttrpg is the ultimate casual and zoomer filter.

>>27042909
Weeb doesn't mean "likes anime", mudhutt enthusiast. In fact, she's more weeb than you'll ever be. No amount of anime merch can change that.

So it's confirmed Mori is pregnant with Gura?

>>27042999
learn to read, retard. they can and have done TTRPGs remotely. they need to be doing things now that are harder/impossible to do remotely

>>27042952
I think it would be fun to to a colab recap episode with some light roleplaying
>mostly just to hear them all laugh watching ame do her watoto voice in front of them

>>27042909
Ogey

>>27042909
>Want to mingle while denying enjoying the shit they watch as to not be seen as weirdos.
God she's just like me. I've been hiding my power level for over a decade now and I'm so fucking tired.

>>27043075
That's fair, I just would want another session after to be the actual finale.

>>27042909
Just say you dont watch mori and dont embarrassed yourself this is not how she is

I didn't imagine Mori saying that there was going to be a full collab before the potential TTRPG session that would happen regardless, right?

>>27043283
She said it was a possibility and brought soem dice in case. it was never a certainty.

>>27043283
she said if the girls would be up to it it would happen but I don't think it will

>>27043283
exact words are like: the day they were arriving there was going to be a collab and the day after TTRPG if they felt like it"
> this is the day after

>>27042907
My love of Mori is at an all-time high so the schizos lost.

>>27042754
Either way lesbeats are about to have a real good time
>Mori wins
>fantasize about Mori dominating girls phyiscally
>Mori loses
>fatasize about big and powerful Mori getting dominated physically by girls
There's no way they lose. Ganbatte to all of them.

>>27043059
Yes, I impregnated them both together

>>27042909
Even disregarding your incorrect definition of weeb, Mori has openly talked about enjoying anime plenty of times

>>27043339
Yeah, i have a feeling they would rather just hang out with each other than do something so regimented. If they lived close to each other like JPs it wouldn't be as much of an issue.

>>27043346
Sorry, but this is not a war, Jeremy. While there are rabid schizos around that comment section. Some are just chumbuds who were just worried about Gura.

Try not to bite too hard, deadbeats

CLARKSON

>>27043470
It's such a wrong take though

>>27043059
yes, gura has been stuffed up inside her
the plan is to birth gura as soon as Mori returns to japan and try to leverage citizenship out of it but it is doubtful that she can maintain the pregnancy for full term

>>27043613
>tfw it's revealed that Gura is coming back with Mori to Japan.

I may need some Hopium control.

>>27042909
Have the nice men in white given you your pills today, anon?

>>27043452
Still a bunch of niggers in my book. Especially the ones flaunting muh member badge, as if that makes you immune to schizophrenia.

>>27043668
You do remember Mori is moving back to the states right?

>>27043668
gura was house hunting a month or 2 ago, did she ever give a follow up with that in member streams?

>>27043059
Yes, that is how she smuggles her back for the concer

>>27043736
Anon, what I'm saying is that Gura will come back with Mori to japan for the concert.

>>27043754
Nope. We didn't get a thing about that after it was done.

>>27043736
Not right now. Probably not until a few years from now.

>>27041917
So this one is happening first right?

>>27043926
yeah 2 hours before.

>>27043504
Top Gear = Chadcast made me try to think of better comparisons and then I remembered the Ricky Gervais Show, one of the OG podcasts, existed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uFFZWCVLsS8

Karaoke is archived btw
https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1541869465003970561?s=21&t=SMORxYFOVeWbI29iFR1xHA

>>27043926
>>27043948
God dammit the one fucking time my family comes out of the wood work and needs help. At least the VODs will be there I swear to god no one yab

https://twitter.com/ceresfauna/status/1541887752274210816
she is literally me...

>>27044107
Knew it. No way Fauna is going to miss this off collab.

>>27044107
>>clueless
>I think I will move today's streams to tomorrow

>>27044173
>looks into the camera

>>27044107
>https://twitter.com/ceresfauna/status/1541887752274210816
BASED UNITY KIRIN

>>27044107
Kronii should follow suit. Let's have /infinity/ have a meltdown.

>>27043994
they'll sing each others songs, I hope

>>27043504
Staying true to what he loves and pissing off brownskin whiners simply for doing it. Based Jeremy!

Ame....the frame...

>>27044285
Kronii is doing her stream ealier than usual, she could move it without losing sleep.
But I don't think she will.

All those lovely pink threads. All that lashing out and delusion. I hope they keep throwing tantrums and break something on themselves.

There is a high chance we hear lots of grunting and possible farts during the Arm Wrestling stream. Apparently clenching your anus is good tactic for arm wrestling.

>>27045282
I can't believe Mori and Gura are hosting an arm wrestling competition as cover for why thet're clenching their asses so hard trying to keep my cum inside them.

>>27045224
they are already at the stage where they try to keep their pathetic drama on life support by making a thread about every tweet she makes

>>27045343
yes, my cum

>>27045282
Who will rank number 1 in arm wrestling

After seeing videos of arms breaking, I never want to arm wrestle again. I get a little worried just thinking of the girls doing it.

>>27045224
I like the one whining about her making mocktails for Myth.

>>27045460
>>27045224
It's funnier because they got outed as redditors.

I barely go to that site, though before 4chan, I frequented animesuki for discussion.

>>27045503
It's not really a thing that happens in non pro arm wrestling. Normal people, especially women aren't nearly strong enough.

>>27045524
wasn't this Kiara's idea?

>>27045460
If they kept things realistic then maybe they could have gotten her on some "yabs". Instead they crank the bullshit meter up to 11 and exaggerate it every time. To the point where trying to discuss her actual wrongdoings isn't worth it. Tell them to write management if they think she really did something bad, and they make excuses and keep posting. Their only goal right now is to be a thorn in everyone's side and then claim Deadbeats made them do it. WE have become their oshi.

Stream is too late for me to watch but someone should suggest toe wrestling in chat, Gura would definitely be down

Deadbeats you guys are on yall last legs. Rev says desu made an video a famous youtuber with 600k subs. Their all against you guys read the comments you guys are done for. These what you get with for missing with the shark.

>>27045610
Yes. I thought it was only going to be her drink which was virgin. But maybe all of them will be so everyone can try each others.
The tweets said Mori made pIna colada with Malibu.

>>27045624
Yeah, the hate would actually probally gain some legs if they actually kept things in reality since Mori does drink stupid bitch juice a bit more often than most, but they gotta stretch things straight into parody instantly.

>>27045503
They won't go hard enough to break arms. This is really just an excuse to hold each other's hands.

>>27045768
Not surprising the Korean wanted actual alcohol lol

>>27045799
>sex on stream
oh these girls...

I keep thinking of this clip and laughing my ass off.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ok85BmPyl_I

>>27044749
>But I don't think she will.
Kneel. https://twitter.com/ourokronii/status/1541898207235432449

>>27045911
Man, Super Troopers is great. Didn't they make a sequel?

>>27045716
I know man the fact these cuckbeat think their some hotshit we all knew why she turned the chat off for her stream.

>>27045983
yup crowd funded too

>>27045983
Yeah they did. It was in development hell and then got crowdfunded. I actually haven't seen it.

>>27045716

>>27046041
>>27045983
not great

>>27045716
who are rev or desu

I feel bad for you deadbeats off collabs are pretty curse with who she turns out with. The only en member that still sounds positive to mori is ina. Her off Collab with gura ruined their relationship just like the one with kiara. It's funny how it happened twice.

>>27046180
Rev is short for revolution, and desu is a word used in the Japanese language

>>27046233
ogey

>>27045716
Damn...It's really over "It's kinda rude but honestly no big deal" from the .6 million you-tuber...deadbeats how do we survive this

>>27046233
you care about me?
If you cared about me you'd give me a kiss goodnight.... yet you never show up :(

https://twitter.com/Jon__Eve/status/1541800721988759552?t=RU84NQM2tn4_6Vwxq31iCA&s=19

>>27045716
Would be a shame if someone were to send the dramabait channel to Cover haha

>>27046436

We've waited long for this

>>27046523
I am NOT going to cry.

Guys, there's only an hour left before arm wrestling. There's no need to resort to ESL vague Antiposting just to kill time

>>27046549
Remember to say F for the chicken who died to make this

>>27046549
Is the frame up yet? I'm on Ames channel but I don't see it

>>27046547
I MIGHT cry.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3wsiJVzv9vg

>>27046598
Watton taking her time with it I guess

Keep seething cujckbeats everybody is united aganist you for the first time ever. You have united people from across the internet to put you guys down twitterr,reddit,4chan,discord you manage to unite all four sites that hate each other for one common goal.

I hope Kiara beats Watson at least now

>>27046547
I WILL cry

>>27046664
>implied 3D
OOOH MY GOOOOOOOODDDDDD

>>27046547
>>27046624
Fuck you both, I WILL cry when they sing JoaTY Live

>>27046743
Who're you?

>>27046743
>t.deadbeat

>>27046874
He's just trying to kill time, ignore him.

>>27046743
is this seething in the room with you right now?

>>27046743
>>27046549

>>27046547
I AM going to CRY and SQUEEB and MORB all over the place and you CAN'T stop me

Is it attempting to speak English?

>>27047121
I will forcefully cum inside you if you don't stop.

>>27042859
In person is how you should do a TTRPG

Korone could beat Mori in armwrestling

>>27047132
I think he's just a bit drunk, I'm gonna say let him continue, shitposting is fun if it's basically a parody of threadshitting

>>27047168
The strongest in America vs the strongest in Japan

>>27047168
Give me a list of who in holo Koro couldn't beat in arm-wrestling

>>27043504
I would watch the shit out of chadcast if the three had the top gear dynamic but all three are too chill to get comically anal and argumentative. Kronfaumei is the closest we have at the minute I'd argue but it's scarce content at that point

>>27047211
okayu because they would just have sex instead

Will they do this tournament style? Who will be the two weakest fighters going head to head?

>>27047211
Kronii goes to the gym more than Mori. Noel goes to the gym a bunch. Kanata just has hand grip, not arm strength. Botan is big has a chance.

>>27047298
I hope they do a round robin set up

>>27046743
Oh nyo, what are you planning, Kingdom Hearts villain-kun?
Don't tell me you're all gonna work together to post mean things about an anime girl livestreamer you don't like? That's my one weakness!!!

>>27047298
>Who will be the two weakest fighters
Ina and Kiara, most likely. Or Goombus.

Ame and Mori seem like the only ones that could lift 40+ lbs.

>>27047298
I'm betting it'll go
Mori > Ame >>>> Gura >>> Ina > Kiara

>>27047364
Ina could beat at least one person with all that forearm strength from drawing.

I wonder what songs are on the list.
Myth or Treat, Journey Like a Thousand Years, SSS (Coco's EN lyrics) seem like certainties.
Some of my guesses: Renai Circulation with half of them trying to be serious and the other half doing the REAL version. Blue Clapper. Fukkireta.
I don't see them singing any of their originals.

>>27047525
I wanna see everyone do Violet

>>27047525
I hope they sing their originals.

what the fuck our boy turned out to be a girl! I wanted to suck fat futa cock and gargle cum this isn't what I signed up for.

>>27047585
Mori has a fat futa cock until you can prove she doesn't.

>>27047550
>>27047555
Violet might be something they can do.
If they did a Mori song then Lose-Lose Days with all of them could be really beautiful. For both it's difficult to imagine how they balance parts.
I could also add Weather Hackers to the list.

>>27047525
C-Man appears to sing My Reality

>>27047379
Idk about mori ame is another level she might win i bet mori is third

>>27047651
Who's second then?

>>27047651
But Mori is the only Myth member with an actual physical workout schedule. Walking Bubba can only do so much

Oh! Another could be Country Roads to redeem the cover.
I know it will probably be scuffed with all of them trying to sign, but I am excited to finally hear them all!

>>27047635
Does anyone have a screenshot of that tweet she liked saying the surgery was for penis reduction? I remember seeing it here a few times.
What's really funny is that I remember looking for that tweet and it was buried under like three layers of tweets. She was looking through the whole conversations and liked that one specific tweet.

>>27047758
I wouldn't count on it. I doubt they have the licensing to sing it live and archived.

Moririn I love you and I hope you're having a great time with the myth girls

Yeah Mori's the only one we know of that that actually does strength training of any sort. I'm sure Gura and Ame have good Cardio but that's not gonna be enough

Ina will go through the table...

>>27047698
Kiara

>>27047797
>I doubt they have the licensing to sing it live and archived.
They definitely don't. In fact, I'm pretty sure they'll have to take down their Country Roads cover after enough time has passed and their license runs out.

>>27047860
Fucked up that ina would get yeeted (even if it's in a downward direction) before Gura did

>>27047875
Nah there's no way Kiara isn't in the bottom 2. She has chronic shoulder issues and self proclaimed noodle arms.

>>27047875
I don't buy, it she had trouble moving her groceries until a few months ago

>>27047132
I'm will of the people the preacher of justice. All they are asking me to change the brapper heart. I will do it cause that is what I was made for. Mori Calliope your sin are great you have united 4chan,reddit,discord,twitter for your sins. We all know your twisted desirse to bring ruin to hololive but we the people will change your heart.

Arm wrestling requires them to hold hands on stream.

>>27048191
If kiara hadn't spoiled it for us I'd ask how many Gura would kiss just to gain the advantage

>>27048191
Who will be the most giddy about this fact?

>>27048308
kiara out loud
mori in her heart

>>27048308
Gura, though only if they feet wrestle.

>>27048308
Kiara and Mori already have and Ina craves physical contact so probably her or Gura

>>27048369
I thought mori was straight, no way myth turned her lesbian

>>27048448
but she likes cute things

>>27048448
The last couple months have been pretty monumental towards her Subaruifaction, that ASMR Choco voice scored a critical hit

>>27048448
Callesbian Mori...

I

MISS

MY MORIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

She is currently stalking them through the kitchen window

>>27048774
The Squeeb heard round the world when Gura and Mori hold hands on stream

>>27048823
UUUUing that just straight up turns into moaning

>>27048760
only 15min left
until they push it back a half hour

>>27048882
I wanna call you a fucker for that spoiler but..you probably right

>>27048680
I think Mori have a fetish for demon girls

>>27048928
Ayame collab when?

>>27048774
>>27048823
>mori and gura start their match
>faint uuuuu in the background
>"Uh, did you girls hear anything?"

>>27048823
>When Fauna said she wanted to watch Myth, she meant in person

>>27048984

>>27049160
Male Fauna looking pretty suave

Mori and Ame WILL hold hands today.

>>27049292
>Rainforest returns with offcollab action
nice

>>27046547
Same, I'll be too sleepy and out of it to.

I expect only 1 hour

>>27048308
Inner

>>27049408
Well yeah, they have another collab planned later....though I suppose they could push it. But I think that the later one will hopefully include more stories and zatsu since they'll be "drinking"

>>27048774
that's what i would be doing

Ame...doko?

first 15min push is go

>>27048882
close, but ok

>>27048973

There's the expected delay....why do I ever think these will start on time?

>>27049684
Ah welp there's the delay

Ame just give us the youtube chat

>>27049408
I mean, how long can you really stretch 5 people arm wrestling?

>>27049748
you've never seen a double delay?

If Mori snaps Kiara's twig arms, I swear I will become a Mori anti

Over under on delay time is currently set at 30 min.

>>27049826
no, its better this way
maybe open it up after the stream starts

>delayed
ssg

>>27048774

Chances of Mori making sexy noises while arm wrestling? She has been unlocking her limiters lately.

>>27049864
If this happens I will drop 2 red supers for Mori and call you out specifically for being gay in them

Thank God theres a delay I just speedran dinner

>>27049977
do you like her man grunts? if so you may be in luck

I'm a lefty and always got screwed in arm wrestling, I expect the same to happen to Kiara (though she would lose anyway)

>>27049926
But if I can't spam Ame doko in youtube chat what is the point of living?

>>27049977
Her doing sexy noises while reading the sex robot dialogue in Va11-Hall-A is one thing but I don't think her limiters are so gone that she'll do them in front of the rest of Myth.

>>27050124
to listen to girls grunting during the actual stream

>>27049864
seriously though, if one of them breaks the other's arm, will it be a true yab?

Mori Swoliope will wipe the floor with these weak ass basement dwellers.

I'm gonna guess that everyone gets at least a round each against the other 4, then the strongest faces off against the 2 weakest and finally the 2 strongest against the other 3.

>>27050195
nah, if your arm breaks in arm wrestling it's your own fault for not giving up before then

>>27050203
Mori will purposefully give the win to someone else because she doesn't want to win in masculine boy games

Can I get a rundown of the extended mori universe? Mori and the deadbeats obviously walfe mori ghost rider death sensei her two roomates karen and dee dee her sister dox beat and brap beat. Am I forgetting anyone?

ATTENTION
4 minutes remain
until its pushed back another 15min

>>27050294
All while giving her cringiest "Oh wow you are SO strong haha"

>>27050385
Shrek is canon in the extended cali universe.

>>27050401

>>27050401
already preparing my grudgepost for you nigger

pls be handcam kino

>>27050765
it will be 3D according to Kiara

>>27050401
eyyy

One myth girl will lose an arm tonight

rate the stream

Watch them start blaming Mori for the internet

>>27051015
yeah, not me

oh no the chat is up

>>27051214
Mori didn't even pick the internet, this is at Ame's

>>27051265
oh nyo, now people can spam hearts

Inner, your resolution...

MY HEART IS FULLED WITH JOY

>>27048882
23min, I was pretty close

god their pc is dying

THEYRE ALL TOGETHER

Is that noise their PC trying to fly away using all of its coolers?

Ina's head is thicker than her torso

mori having a hard time ;_;

she sounds nervous

KAWAIIOPE "MUSCLE" MORI

>>27052136
she has a lot on her mind and a show in 2 days

>>27052159
Ame's gonna bring out Buffson...

>>27052159
No, she doesn't?

>>27041721
>be britbongistani
>sleep 3 hours per night and crash once a week.
Thank fuck i crashed yesterday, tonight i simp like a king and donate exactly nothing.

SHE'S AFRAID OF AME, THEY HATE EACH OTHER

>>27052243
I love Calliope "Muscle" Mori

>Bubba isn't that heavy
I've had the wrong impression about his size this whole time.

>>27052326
ganbatte eurobeat

>>27052515
bubba is a chihuahua

>>27052515
Think terrier-sized

SEX SEX FOOT MASSAGE

Bros...

>>27042181
ye they are pretty gay, should be hung from lamposts with piano wire after being sodomised with a wire wool toilet plunger and given bleach enemas. But hey that would be animal cruelty wouldn't it?

>>27052584
no, but he's a small yappy dog

Looks like she got in trouble cuckbeat. Hear her voice she on her last legs. This stream is her goodbye gift.

TakaMori overpowering right now as it should be

>Mori feeding into Gura's weird tangents
Gosh imagine the conversations they had in the car

Is Ina laying on the floor already?

>"Call me an elf one more time"
Christ Gura is more /here/ than Mori

>>27053341
not as much as Risu, the only one who actually comes here and not just to the catalog after a song release

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

TTRPG DECONFIRMED

TTRPG delayed again. Put a bullet in it, Mori.

>>27053341
theres a reason she's so big on opsec
she understands the consequences, she see the freaks in /ggg/

>>27053679
Did you think it was still going to happen today?

>>27053728
tomorrow was going to be the day

>>27053771
They said that yesterday.

>>27045929
I KNEEL!

ultra lightweight round!

>>27053832
two day syesterday

oh god she's dead

THEY'RE BOTH WEAK

>>27053865
They'd be flyweights

Ina stronger than Gura?? WTF

YAB

oh god Ina is going to lose her arm

>plays the winner
they gotta rest, what the fuck unfair

>>27054529
girls are not smart

Reminder that Mori is putting on a tight jumpsuit RIGHT NOW.

If Mori loses it'll be a bigger upset than Douglas-Tyson.

>>27054529
Winner stays on. You've never been in a street fight before huh, anon?

Mori's fat fucking ass is lovely

>>27054529
>he never watched old mma tournaments
Winner would have to do 3 fights in one night, it was insane.

HER BOOBS DONT FIT IN THE SUIT

BIG TITS
CANT ZIP UP
UWAAAAA

mori's chest poking out!

>MORI TITS TOO FAT FOR SUIT CONFIRMED
MY DICK

Mori is going to rip this fucking $20,000 suit with her fat tits.

Oh no, no more drawing streams for Ina

MORIS BIG CHEST

SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

MORI BOOBA

>the suit can't fit on Mori cause of her chest
this shit straight out of an anime

>it's poking out

>Mori's tits don't fit in the suit

Boobs too big for the suit...

uhhhhh my dick

moris mori....

imtoohonry

>her chest is too big
Holy fuck
>you can hear her have a hard time breathing because its too tight

"There's too much"

>there's too much
Her power is literally over flowing

ame is feeling up moris giant milkers right fucking now god im so fucking jealous

they are literally touching her tits right now

I guarantee Gura got to touch them and said "Thank you, ma'am, they're magnificent."

all my money on Calliope "Tit Cow" Mori!

>>27055398
We were cucked, in the least expected way possible

HER BOOBS JUST POPPED OUT OF THE SUIT LIKE IN ANIME

Rest In Peace, Ninomae

How big is hers anyway? Noel-tier?

GURA JUST CALLED MORI CUTE

>>27055842
bigger than her model

>>27055842
There's a big difference. One of them was blessed by god, the other just has fat girl tits.

INSTANT SUBMISSION

MUSCLE MORI

>>27055842
No, not that big. But an H cup.

>20 minutes of perp
>2 seconds of actual action
Moririn too strong

>>27055842
Right below Noel, probably one to two sizes smaller

>>27055842
G cup

It's only fair they wear Mori down more lmao

>>27056278
They need the handicap yeah...

>Ina an hero's after losing
she didn't have to do it.....

>>27056212
nah, sizes are small differences. Tits are small differences between sizes, Mori is like an H or G in America.

>>27056278
All four should try to tackle her and see if she can stay standing.

>Mori making lewd gestures
>tries to scold Kiara with being forthright with it
Man this is great.

>>27056512
It's enough that she literally can't find bras in Japan by her own admission

well that's one song that Mori and Gura sung on the road trip

Bonebros definitely sang that Queen song during the roadtrip

>>27056804
Japan sizes are different than america. Noel also can't find sizes in Japan and it's why we know her American size.

>>27056863
I want to hear it...

the zipping sounds are so sexual

>>27056939
That was my point, they're in a similar ballpark at the very least

>>27056512
>G
Grim Cup

>Ame is spilling over too
This really is like a fan service episode from an anime

>>27057050
no, as much as I'd love for it to be the case Noel, and also Lamy by a bit is bigger. Noel is the queen of tits in hololive.

The best matchup coming up

The only worthy foe

Imagine the smell of that suit

FINALLY A WORTHY CHALLENGER

>>27057482
It doesnt fit at all

LETSS GO MORI

Respect to Ame

WHAT A MATCH

>Ame won
>the ones with too big tits are the strongest
Yagoo knew how to pick them

I'm very glad Mori was taking it so seriously. A worthy foe, but my Oshi is the strongest.

>>27057791
>>Ame won
uhhh bro??? I don't think you watched the match.

>>27057791
>>27057794
Anons? Mori won...

>>27057944
My oshi is Mori you retard

So... Ame won?

>>27058398
no, kiara doesnt want to go against the strongest

>>27058398
No, Mori wont but had to use 10% of her strength.

>Ame is really really strong
Oh jeeez poor chicken

I love my competitive Mori.

God imagine Mori's hanging jiggling boobs while play air hockey

Jesas Kiara's model still looks so good. It was nice to see they fixed Mori's profile too.

These stories of them playing air hockey at an arcade are warming my heart and making me wish I had friends to share similar experiences with.

Mori is so protective of Kiara's butt

>>27058713
STOP SSTOP SOTP

>>27058861
>they took photos together in a photo booth which we will never see

>they can see under your skirt!
>that's fine
Mori getting a little worried for Kiara was kyuut.

Deadbros how we feeling right now?

>>27058713
leaning forward to hit the puck in the middle, air jets trying in vein to lift her massive breasts from the table

>>27058959
My oshi is so strong...

>>27058959
Fine?

>>27059022
this is how Mori won air hockey

>>27059093
only fine?

Bonebro was echoing for Mori, cute!

>>27059022
unf

>>27058959
Horny as fuck