/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I FUCKING LOVE KAWAIIOPE MORIRIN AND I WANT TO MARRY THIS DORK, START A FAMILY WITH THIS DORK, AND RAISE A SON WITH THIS DORK, A SON WHO’LL INHERIT OUR RESPECTIVE BEST TRAITS AND ATTRIBUTES BUT IS ALSO JUST AS MUCH OF A DUMB CHUUNI AS HIS BEAUTIFUL DORK OF A MOTHER

LOVE

>>26603540
SOoooooooooooooooooooEEEEEEEEEEE!!

SHE'LL GET AWAY WITH IT

>>26603566
Enjoy Smash tonight Gura, Mori is coming to yeet that ass

pls be patient deadbeats

>>26603600
Please be patient, Mori has autism.

I love Fauna

>>26603666
me too

Does Calli have the n-word pass?

>>26603709
No, Miko does though.

>>26603709
It was revoked for a while, but it's been months since she got it back

>>26603600
We have known where Mori was going to be for over a month, dunno who's spamming chat so much.

>>26603709
The suspension by the black council was up months ago, she's good to go again
But no hard R's!

This is pretty cool too
https://twitter.com/leeandlie/status/1539410682449317888?s=21&t=6DEUrfOBP4czOz27GxLPiA

>>26603811
sex

WTF BROS I CAN'T BELIEVE CALLI DID THIS TO US

>>26603811
I'm happy they finally get to release it, good for them

>>26603811
How long was this song/album on hold?

do unicorns actually exist, or are they just a psyop by an organization whose true purpose is beyond our human understanding?

>>26603980
Been a few months now, at least since we've known about it
Who knows when they started working on it

>>26603980
around half a year, originally it was gonna drop in January

>>26603984
Nothing truly exists. You are deep in a simulation. It is time to wake up.

>>26603984

He still occasionally gets replies, so for what it's worth, here's a brief profile on our recurring shitposter.
>has been here for several weeks
>camps the threads for hours
>avatarfags with Eva characters, among others
>always uses custom filenames
>types like he thinks he's in an anime
>announces his presence with either >>26603584 or >>/vt/?task=search2&ghost=yes&search_text=&search_subject=&search_username=&search_tripcode=&search_email=&search_filename=mori+true+love.jpg&search_datefrom=&search_dateto=&search_op=all&search_del=dontcare&search_int=dontcare&search_ord=new&search_capcode=all&search_res=post
>sometimes both
>obsessed with emasculating deadbeats, calling them weak or short
>obsessed with calling them gay
>obsessed with calling everything fake or a fantasy, see >>26604116
>when the topic can't be steered into shitting on Mori or deadbeats, it's usually a non-sequitur into something completely off-topic (such as Kingdom Hearts)
He's our #1 fan.

Oh, new animation of Shuba feat.Calli
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=saxNPy6nlVg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=saxNPy6nlVg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=saxNPy6nlVg

>>26604182
Looks more like you're *my* number one fan. Is Mori jel- Nah, she doesn't care about you and never did.

>>26604182
You can find him in catalog threads when he can't get (You)s here

>>26604277
>Noooo! Why are you cheating on us with other threads!! Come back! Reeeeee!

takamori lust

>>26604182
he has made several cuck edits too

I WANT MORI OYAKODON
WANNA SUCK ON MAMMARIES OF MAMAMORI UWAAAAAAAAA

>>26604483
That would require Sydney to let you out of your cage for once.

>>26604483
Are milfs real?

>>26604483
>MAMMARIES OF MAMAMORI
h-hot

>>26604549
UWAAAAAA MAMAMORI SEEEEEEEEEX
SEX WITH MORIS AND THEIR MORIS
GIVING MORI A NEW SON AND A NEW BROTHER
REAPER FAMILY SEEEEEEEEEX

>>26604549
I'd be satisfied with just a Mori-sensei

>>26604549
They have to exist

>>26604631
But Anon, you're impotent. Even if they actually let you (they wont) you couldn't knock up either one and certainly not both.

What did she mean by this???

>>26604549
They must be.

>>26604725
That would be based, thus I don't buy it.

>>26604656
I think a Mori-Sensei outfit would be real neat, however I think it'd be even better if it was based on the sort of stuff she actually wore as a teacher and not the "archetype" of a teacher.

>>26603984
They're trannies in the making.

>>26604788
You would know, being a tranny yourself?

>>26604483
Alexa, play persona 3 mammaries of you.

>>26604775
Since it sounded like she did a lot of assistant stuff as opposed to being the head of the class, do you think it was more formal or casual?

Mori-sensei as an outfit would be appropriate for the eikaiwa as well.

siri baka siri ba

>>26605038
nye

>>26604957
From my understanding, it's 100 percent formal unless you're teaching very young kids, as that often involves teachers pulling double time as PE teachers too. Considering it's Mori, it probably involved long flowing cardigans or coats.

>>26605007
I want Mori to get glasses as an accessory to her model. Didn't Gura use them?

>>26605096
I think most 3D accessories are universally able to be used. Although glasses for her normal L2D models would be pretty great as well, sort of like what Coco had.

>>26605007
Yeah, you better leave Sisreap out of it
She's mine

>>26604182
Fascinating creature.

remember to love your Mori

>>26605920
Why is she looking into a mirror like that?

>>26604725
Charge your phone

Something tells me she's not gonna be awake for the collab

>>26606245
What collab do you mean? Her next stream is Va-11 Ha11-A

>>26606588
the smash one that she's not a part of. I think she stayed up too late playing building games and won't be in chat with us

>>26606588
Think he means watching the off-collab

>>26606656
She probably got really into recreating Mr. Bones wild ride

I love my pon cute reaper wife Mori!
Remember to love my Mori!!

She's perfect

Have you been good today?

>>26607250
no, I ended up sleeping rather than doing anything productive

>>26607168
my beautiful wife....

>>26607250
Yes, although I skipped on eating because I was too lazy and now I'm making lunch to eat during Lui-nee's stream

>>26607168
White dress needs to be an outfit

>>26604226
Cute!

>>26607718
for graduation
"'Til death do we meet" and all that

>response time: 1h20m

>>26607168
I love my angel of death

>>26606694
Really hoping she shows that dumb shit off on stream

>>26606245
She's up

>>26609269
lmao this bitch

>>26609269
nice! I'm glad I was wrong, but I also hope she got enough rest

>>26609269
she is cute

>>26603600
Looks like grudgebeat has his work cut out for him

>>26609761
yeah lemme know if you need help dude, this one's worth making a mega post over

>>26606245
I hope they dont think she can play with all of them online, its impossible unless 2 or 3 people sit out

>>26609826
I didn't think she would be able to join them, just watch them and maybe leave a comment in chat

>>26604631
>A NEW SON
And the old son? That's be me.

>>26610082
incest poster...

>>26609824
Eh, the best grudgepost is the one that never gets made because doomniggers ain't worth your time.

>>26610082
We know shes not YOUR mom incest poster

Was it worth it? That could've been you joining the rest of your genmates playing Smash offline but instead you wasted 2 trips to further your other career. . .

>hololive at AX

>>26610390
they're just shilling merch schizochama

>>26610852
Wouldn't that be sold out as fuck by now?

>>26610887
stop replying

Welcome new friends, please enjoy your stay

in mumei members stream it was confirmed mori cancelled off collab trip because she hates myth and instead wants to join council, she will be there for the council off collab instead

I'm so jealous of the other fanbases

>>26611005
that bitch!

https://twitter.com/hololive_event/status/1539458158854172673
NUO Essentials restock?

let me know when they start the game I'm gonna watch baerys

>>26611164
yeah, it was just confirmed that they are selling it at AX
>>26611201
now

>>26611005
big if true

>>26611005
This is true.
t. Mumei

>>26611290
nice. fuck them up gooruh

Mori next week confirmed

Soon!

>>26611005
I can't believe Mori said that she didn't stream more with kiara in europe because Kiara's a selfish bitch. I can believe she said that she mostly didn't go to the collab because gura smells though

imagine haha
https://twitter.com/2D_QT/status/1536849799122591744?

mori's a ness main right? idk i think she'd play ness

>>26611945
I WANT TO FUCK A FEMBEAT

>>26611945
I can work with this

You think we'll get Wah Wah World at Kiara's live?

so from what I hear, potential Myth appearance at Kiara bd concert?

>>26612094
sans main

>>26612110
Oh jesus

>>26611945
marisa was my waifu before holo

>>26612207
not potential anymore, confirmed

>>26610928
just announced by gura on the smash offcollab stream so i dont think an official announcement was made yet

Mori please play on nintendo's terrible online

>>26612562
I wouldn't wish that on her or them

>>26612110
That's me btw

>>26612110
damn fembeats be lookin' like that?

>>26612616
I still remember the 3D world collab...

I'm seething at the other fanbases and I don't care who knows it.

>>26612874
go suck their cocks

>>26612719
you know the rules

>>26612960
Why is that your reaction to jealousy?

>>26612719
Me in the back

>>26612719
wow

>>26612719
SEX WITH FEMBEAT WHILE WATCHING MORI'S CONCERT

>>26612719
that's skeleton in the back? that's me

>>26612719
lesbeat? is that you?

>>26612110
>see-through hips and tummy
muh

>>26612719
She has to be at least bi..

>>26612110
>>26612370
>a cosplayer with nice facial features
wtf this isn't real

>>26612719
You won't fool me teamate.

https://twitter.com/ironmouse/status/1539461767528599552?s=21&t=9UiWodfrXk3p7-vgv9TvSQ

>>26612719
AAAA I'M GONNA CUM INSIDE YOU FEMBEAT

>>26613815
oh my gosh I'm so surprised how could anyone have ever predicted this

>>26612719
Ill fuck this fembeat inpreparation for the real deal

>>26613815
damn thats pretty early for speak of the devil, nice to accommodate her.

>>26612719
>everyone misunderstanding the thats me joke

>>26613815
EASY COME EASY GO EASY MONEY RRAT FLOW

>>26613815
my prediction is that they're going to be really cute with each other

Now I'm feeling sad watching it. When she gets there they'll have done most of the fun games and stream ideas already.

>>26614089
1
>>26613815
>10 AM ET
What's that in JST again?

>>26614159
3D Twister, Karaoke, I would be surprised if they deploy them before shes there. Probably why they asked for stream ideas. because they don't wanna use the special stuff like that.

>>26614239
23

>>26614239
11PM I think

>>26614159
*cums on you*

>>26614239
11pm I think

Now i'm sad, by the time mori gets there she will already be pregnant

>>26614276
Also sex. They're gonna have the orgy without her so they have lewd sexy stories to tell her and make her feel ashamed and sad for missing out.

>>26614159
Its really bittersweet. This Smash collab is super cute, I just wish she was there.

>>26614474
Yeah with me

Now i'm sad, by the time mori gets there my lasagna will be burned in the oven

>>26614492
Maybe Mori shouldn't have rimmed Kiara all by herself so much

listened to the original Beat Eater, it could be the case of me hearing the cover first but I like it more.

>>26614612
bro your oven is going to explode

Any chance of Council members being there?

>>26614276
I don't know about twister. Ame has a studio but I don't think its big enough for 5 people playing twister. Karaoke is definitely going to happen, but anything else is up in the air depending on what the other four want to do.

>>26614612
You could make a second lasagna

>>26614790
Getcha with Mori and Comet really shunned the original

>>26614889
I mean anything can happen in a week but I don't see it happening

>>26614889
No, Bae and Sana are still stuck on Prison Island, Kronii is currently buried under moving boxes, and I think Mumei and Fauna might feel like they are intruding.

>>26614295
>>26614298
>>26614441
Danke schoen

>>26614276
Should save some casual stream ideas for when she gets there, making all of her streams special like either 3D or karaoke ironically makes them feel less special. A few casual streams would let them chill and talk more like whats happening now.

>>26614790
I haven't listened to either version (I REFUSE to listen to the sex song) but I wouldn't be surprised if the Holo version of Meat Beater is better than the original. It's the same for a lot of covers.

>>26615091
god I want fauna to be bullied by gura and mori and force fauna to give gura a nursing titty suckle while mori kisses her on the lips, all while the rest of myth is asleep except kiara who is stealthily schlicking under her bedsheets because she can hear what's going on

Mori why the FUCK aren't you at this off collab?

>>26615009
so much so it did laps around the original
>>26615315
>not wanting to listen to your Mori be sexy

>>26614889
I doubt it. It is suppose to be myth off collab so why do you want council there?

Ina is actually gonna murder that dumb nigger for using her face as a pfp huh?

my moon princess

>>26615697
Whats going on? I'm able to watch right now

>>26615664
ngl a full HoloEN collab at the end of it all would be peak kino and /vt/ would never recover. Yes, including IRyS too, who will be traveling with Mori.

>>26615770
MY moon princess

>>26615904
Just did a psa basically asking people not to ask why members aren't there during an off collab, considering what happened earlier today I think her and Mori talked a bit

>>26615697
They definitely know what happened and are deciding to drop the secrecy so she doesn't get questions all week.
I was wondering why Mori didn't confirm if she was going in the members stream but just hours later Ina says she's going.

>>26615664
council good

>>26616008
That moon princess? She is mine.

>>26616142
no, the moon princess is literally my wife

>>26615770
>>26616008
>>26616142
It's my moon princess of course.

>>26616121
>I was wondering why Mori didn't confirm if she was going in the members stream
More impactful if someone who's actually there maybe? Idk, it was weird that she dodged the question earlier today and then spent a decent time on twitter >implying

>>26616121
Because it would've been a nice surprise especially because people know about the roommate activities but unfortunately they didn't account for a containment breaking faggot trying to start shit.

>>26616361
She avoided saying anything about Austria despite Kiara and Mumei more readily sharing information. It's just how she is. Despite all the >le doxxbeat prime memes, she's very conscious of the other girls.

>>26616361
probably so this whole SC stupid things during members dont continue, just ignore and talk to your friends if you need

>>26616121
I'm guess they wanted it to be a surprise, but decided it wasn't worth a week's worth of people asking the same retarded question and possibly starting drama because of it.

>>26616500
She literally told Kiara during her birthday stream that she was gonna visit her.

>>26616628
I'm talking about sharing anything else.

>>26616361
Like I said, they must've realized that SC would only be the beginning of the hate and questions she would be getting all week if they didn't confirm it now.

>>26616807
I think it was worth to confirm it, theres is only so much implying you can do in a week before everyone starts asking more questions.
Now was a containment breaker, next are greys and so on and on

>>26616628
I much prefer that rather than the "super secret" way HoloEN does off-collabs. Yes some secrecy is needed for safety reasons but it just invites too much shit and honestly doesn't work anyway. Look at the "failed ASMR" Council collab; Kronii, Mumei, and Fauna all had holes in their schedules at the same time. Like at that point just say it.

Will they all get a chance to grope her titties?

>>26617379
They will try.

>>26616628
Beyond that point, 90% of our understanding of the plans had to be pieced together from Mumei and Kiara statements.

>>26617594
goomba will do it after getting wasted with mori

When Mori gets there I hope we get just a simple zatsu where they just reminisce and shoot the shit.
>>26617379
I absolutely expect to hear about them from Gura at least once.

>>26617665
I hope we hear a distant Gura screaming because Mori is trying to throw her while the other girls laugh and narrate

>>26617152
I agree on the basis that I'm a euro and these last minute announcements are fucking awful for any attempt to plan shit. today thankfully went up early enough for me to get a couple hours nap. I don't mind fucking up my sleep schedule for important shit, I just have to know something is actually happening. even if it's just ??? with an approximate time or something

>>26617665
>hope we get just a simple zatsu
>Holo EN doing a collab zatsu
Lol
Lmao

>>26617892
Hey man Mori wrangled them into 3way tea parties and 3-4 person JK zatsu streams, 5 people would be even easier

>>26617892
That one I largely attribute to Kiara, she won't even do zatsus on her own channel unless there's like a theme or she's about to leave/return from vacation. love that chicken but I can only assume it's some form of krautism.

>>26618020
Tea Party Myth offcollab ed onegai

>>26617152
>but it just invites too much shit
???
The only place it invites shit is on this board and I don't think the girls should be considering how this mongolian forum will react when making arrangements.

>>26615609
Cause she doing stuff with Trash Taste and Iron Mouse. Seriously, she is collabing with Iron Mouse soon and she recently did TTRPG with trash taste.

>>26617796
>NO NO NO CALLI PLEASE DON'T PICK ME UP
>You've known this was coming, Goober
>CALLI NO PLEASE, STOP
>Nope, this is the way things have to be.
>(F#5) CALLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

>>26614889
Please no. Let Myth have their time. Council has been much more extroverted and social, they are like Kiara x 5, they would dominate the conversations, leaving shy people like Ame and Gura in the background.

>>26618261
If not containment breakers, then greyniggers would be spamming them the whole time.

>>26618440
Bro they have to deal with greys spamming dumb shit 24/7. I doubt the retards spamming about offcollabs would affect them significantly at all.

>>26618261
Grey's would be wondering what's happening and asking questions all the time, if they continued to keep it a secret those grey's would start to lose hope and start assuming shit, like saying Mori doesn't care enough to go.
Actually not even just the greys, I've already seen twitter, reddit, and even the discords wondering what was happening.

>>26618601
Backseating and >DO U VIETNAM spam is one thing, but if greys started harassing the girls about one of their genmates not being there that would be a different story. In an ideal world they would've surprised everyone and not have to deal with any of this.

I want to have sex with her.

>>26618440
greyniggers will be missing this stream anyway and continue asking about missing members in future streams, even for members that are already there but going through their group cycles

>>26618902
And that's it?

I want to Mori

>>26618643
>if they continued to keep it a secret those grey's would start to lose hope and start assuming shit,
Why the fuck does what greys think suddenly matter? The hell?
>I've already seen twitter, reddit, and even the discords wondering what was happening.
Well yeah. Being curious about what's happening isn't a cause for concern though....
>>26618778
>but if greys started harassing the girls about one of their genmates
Alright I'm convinced that I've fallen into a bizarro /morig/ thread.

>>26618954
I mean yeah

>>26619055
>Why the fuck does what greys think suddenly matter? The hell?
Because the girls don't want to deal with that? They kinda have to deal with what greys think all the time because that's their job? It sucks but it's inevitable, the last think they would want is greys spamming and starting rrats in chat.

>>26619290
I know you niggas like to doomfag over everything but doomfagging over what some fucking greys say about an offcollab for a few days is something else. You motherfuckers I swear to god sometimes...

>>26619512
I dont think this count as doomfagging, but I agree the topic is overdone. We should just anticipate the Myth offcollab and be happy for the girls

>>26619512
You are not the one personally dealing with greyfags. You can close chat if you want, but they can't.

>>26618290
Yeah but it’s an ironmouse off collab, her time has come

>>26619718
ogey

>>26619754

>>26618902
This outfit is my weakness

>>26619512
Well Ina already disagrees with you. She had to tardwrangle chat into not harassing Mori literally less an hour ago on stream.

>>26619948
>>26619770

>IRyS and Bae are comparing boobs on stream

Why couldn't Mori at least be in THAT collab?

>>26619718
Not that anon, but after watching the VoD, Kiara answered people asking about Mori and then they moved on. If people were spamming rrats or harassment from random greyfags about Mori in the chat, we have a pet threadshitter who would have been sure to let us know about it. It seems like to me, that many are giving too much credence to an anti gloating about paying 25 bucks to get ignored by Mori.

>>26620117
they already did but not this detailed.

>>26620117
Booba comparison is reserved for when Bae goes to Grorious Nippon

>>26620168
I NEED Mori to give us a complete in-depth rundown of her boobs with IRyS and Bae trying to make sense of it.

>>26620133
>Kiara answered people asking about Mori and then they moved on.
Nani? They didn't cause the girls to have a mental breakdown???

>>26618290
Exactly, her 'real friends' and someone she can grift off. They're the important ones, not her genmates.

>>26620133
If you followed the reply chain, you'd see the discussion was about them keeping these offcollabs a secret. The fact that Ina and Kiara had to even address it means that it was getting out of hand.
I don't really care to continue this discussion, so I'll just go back to being excited for the full Myth offcollab.

>>26620394
>someone she can grift off
Why would she leech off someone with fewer fans than her?

Maybe stop metaposting and touch some fucking grass

How far in Va-11 Hall-A will she get tomorrow?

Myth womb tats becoming reality soon

>>26620806
Isn't it obvious that the people who ask why Mori isn't there have no real friendships either and does not understand that friendships are measured by what friends do when the chips are down.

Ffs, Peter literally denied Christ twice and still got to be called the first Pope.

>>26620869
2/3rds maybe?

you guys keep replying as well

>>26620955
Three times. He then affirmed his love for Christ three times after his resurrection according to the Gospel of John

>>26620912
Post Hololive girls with womb tats.

>>26619061
How disappointing.

>>26620869
How long is the game? I want to hopefully start playing it now and finish it before she starts the stream again.

>>26620394
If the way functions is simply looking for people to grift why is she doing things with Watame of all people?

>>26620955
Deadbeats literally expect people to have Christlike patience for Mori's bullshit. You cant make this shit up.

>>26620869
>tomorrow
Nigga don't scare me like that

>>26621076

>>26621095
I doubt you'll manage that but you might make it further than mori will be by the end of today's stream if you focus.

>>26620955
Stopped reading after real friendship

>>26619512
His point is that even if it didn't become bad today, by the end of the week it would have spiralled out of their control and it would just not be located in here and with few greyniggers.

>>26621530
now stop replying

>>26621532
>by the end of the week it would have spiralled out of their control
okay

This level of larping is pretty sad.

>>26621647
did anyone make a soundpost of Mori calling out larpers?

>>26621532
Stop replying to him.

>>26621683
*defending

>>26621583
It isn't that far fetched. If people can't get a clear answers they will start making reasons for it in their heads and usually it ends up always to be worst case scenario.

Is that manga read along thing just a sponsor stream? How long do you think it will be? 3am mid week is pushing it for me.

>>26621929
of course it is

>>26621929
I think they all are. I'm not sure they could even do manga reading streams without a sponsor

>>26621929
sponsor yes, but it is one of the better sponsorships she gets to do

>>26621929
>How long do you think it will be?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3Ottnh8T0Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVkjfqLqU2k

>>26621929
like 2 hours or so

>>26622023
Bloom Into You wasn't sponsored.

>>26622179
>Get "Bloom Into You Vol. 1" on BOOKWALKER
>Use code [calli] or [kiara] to get 600JPY if you are a new customer!
I dont know about that one chief

>>26622179
the kiss scene was great

>>26622239
I don't remember the exact reasoning, but Kiara specifically denied that it was sponsored. They just happened to have the Bookwalker code to plug.

>>26622041
2 hours. I guess I'll try to sleep before and after

>>26604226

>Donovan walks in and talks about sexually harassing women
>calls Jill flat but acknowledges there's a market for that
>Mori calls him based

>>26604226
Cute! Have Mori and Subaru collabed yet? If not, they should.
I liked the summoning for the reaper.

So what *HASN'T* Mori gotten away with?

>>26623044
She has not yet found a way to conquer the need for sleep.

>>26623044
being into small

I wish she would draw on stream more.

>>26623044
She has not gotten away with her persona begging stream

>>26623179
I wish she would animate on stream

watched the whole gaming ASMR stream man she was so cute

>>26623044
sex with me

>>26604226
>>26622816
Friendly reminder to butter the backside of your poptarts and then put them into the microwave. The crust becomes buttery and flaky like a pastry!
I've only tried this for the fruit flavors though.

>>26623216
>Holo has persona perms now
I think she might have

>>26623283
I think I will go to the store tomorrow to buy some poptarts to try this out, except I will use my air fryer instead of the microwave

>>26623363
Jesus Christ, Kiara. No need to flex in our poorfag faces.

>>26623421
>He can't afford an air fryer

>>26623283
is this a tako-approved life hack

Do you think Mori would be affected by the radiation from the Demon Core?

>>26623216
Watching that stream live was like a fever dream. Mori with her shitposting limiters off is too powerful.

>>26623471
It turned her black, fused her eyes shut, and bleached her hair

>>26623230
we'll never see the end of that animation huh?

>>26623555
w-what animation, trips-kun?

>>26623471
I need to fuck this freckled cowgirl version of Mori and cum in her throat

>>26623664
i never knew freckles all over breasts were a thing, but maybe i have acquired a new fetish

>>26623723
Freckles can basically appear anywhere on your body. Boob freckles are very based.

>>26623300
>NotFES
Call me out on moving goalposts, but true fans know that It doesn't count.

>>26623723
You've never seen a naked white woman have you? Get on my level and fuck a girl with red hair and freckles all the way down to her nipples.

>>26623847
i have never seen a women in my life

God I love White women...

>>26623788
The Answer is dogshit

>>26623882
based

>>26623882
It shows.

don't look

>>26624183
I'm looking

>>26624183
Well stop being a stupid sexy shinigami then

>>26623044
Choosing K-san over Ao for her debut album. Then again, I'm pretty sure he will acquiesce to her reaper charms if he hasn't already.

>>26624183
You think that part of the reason tummies are sexy is because some monkey part of our brain knows that's where the baby will grow?

>>26624463
unironically, yes
this is why primitive societies were known to be drawn to and worshiped fat women

>>26624183
how can I not look at your beautiful sexy body maam

>>26624459
What happened with K's? He was there a lot during the early days and then kind of dropped off? Man made some good beats.

>>26624463
I don't sweat the details. I just want to kiss it.

Is this a bad take? I genuinely think Mori is at her best when she's streaming solo. I'm not really sure why but I think maybe collabs add too much pressure and she's not able to flow as well as she can when its just her and chat.

No real reason for this take, just something I was thinking about

>>26624463
I feels so nice to massage a woman's tummy because you can feel the hollowness of their womb and feel a slight crevice leading down to her vagina. The area around the pelvis is a huge erotic zone for women.

>>26624463
that is literally the reason why.

>>26624183

>>26624706
It ebbs and flows, and depends on what she's doing most of all, in either case. She's improved a ton as an on-screen personality since the start, which goes without saying, but she still does markedly better in certain types of content over others. Just give her someone to talk to instead of a game to focus on.

>>26624640
Maybe the threat of Ao butcherin' him?

>>26624706
desu the only regular collabs that I watch are tea parties, ChaD cast and those that happen spontaneously (like jk or shiny hunt with sana)
I haven't finished a single eikawa

>>26624706
I think you might think that because her solo content makes you ghost harder. Imo it's highly dependent on who she's collabing with, if it's someone she has good chemistry with it's up there among her best stuff imo. If it's someone she's less close with, she has a harder time, she doesn't have that instant socialite quality Kiara has.

>>26624912 (me)
>Just give her someone to talk to instead of a game to focus on
Even as I say that, it also takes a certain kind of game for her to excel.

>>26624706
desu the only regular collabs that I watch are tea parties, ChaD cast and those that happen spontaneously (like jk or shiny hunt with sana)
I haven't finished a single eikawa

>>26625037 (me)
why does this thing correct "t b h" to desu lmao

>>26624991
Damn I really started and ended a sentence with "imo", I must be tired.

>>26625077
How new?

>>26625077
how nu?

Stream in 5h?

>>26625077
type "s o y"

>>26625133
>she looks like Lucitan here.

>>26625037
I do like chadcast, I think the three of them have a good dynamic, but even then I feel like I've seen her be better in solo streams so I don't really know what to make of it. I obviously don't expect her to be a naturally gifted entertainer but it is a bit frustrating seeing people shit on her based off of her appearances in collabs knowing she could be much better imo.
>>26624912
I def agree she's got better but I just wish she was a bit more well rounded, maybe that's selfish of me to ask considering how much effort she puts into other things
>>26624991
This is also pretty true, hopefully the more she does collabs with different people the more she improves in that setting

>>26625329
People see what they want to see. There is no objective good or bad in collabs.

>>26625373
Well... I wouldn't go that far. If you murder your collab partner, or make them shut down the stream in anger, that's pretty objectively bad.

>>26624706
It depends, I would say Mori is at her best in off collabs or when she’s performing actually.

>>26625542
> If you murder your collab partner, or make them shut down the stream in anger

Then the Dark side awaits you, apprentice...

>>26624463
No...? I've seen plenty of shotacons who love tummy too.

>>26624183
I saw, I came...
Sorry deadbeats, couldn't help myself.

>>26625706
I wrote this
t.small king

>>26625706
That's me in her belly

hey bros check out my hot reaper wife

>>26623647
Mori cheerin' one, new/poormemorybeat

>>26624463
Nah, women love tummies too
>>26623882
Based Monkbeat

>>26624706
>I genuinely think Mori is at her best when she's streaming solo.
That's most chuubas anon. Peak Mori is Mori during a solo stream where
>the game or content gives her good material to work with
>chill zatsu where she just talks about her day or whatever
>she's not relying on overused jokes as a crutch
I also like when she challenges herself in games and overcomes those hurdles but that's not for everyone.

>>26624706
You just happen to like Mori so you want Mori streams to have as much Mori in them as possible.
And/or you just want Mori all to yourself.
</projection>

>>26625916
I'm ready for her to finish Getting Over It and for her to cry at the end like she did with Jump King

>>26625916
The best Mori moments are the clutch ones, like Malenia and the Bloodstained ending.

>>26625542
Well it's certainly gripping and not your usual stream "content", so I could see a few upsides to that.
>tfw shinigami vtuber doesn't do snuff streams

The best Mori moments is when she's cuddling in bed with me after we've just conceived our seventh child.

>>26625776
That's me in the spotlight
Losing my religion

Y'all've been slacking

>>26603540
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>>26626068
I'd finally be able to post Mori in /meat/...

>>26626114
the thread is about to die...

>>26626172
Better late than never.

>>26625329
>but it is a bit frustrating seeing people shit on her based off of her appearances in collabs knowing she could be much better imo.
I feel you but that's just the reality of watching chuubas. Most people are only going to watch their oshi and a handful of other chuubas most of the time.
I love Mori but I understand how offputting she can be to unfamiliar viewers in collabs. Sometimes she's really tired and low energy, other times she can be overly anxious. The overuse of certain jokes can be annoying too. The first two points aren't as big of a problem compared to 2020 Mori but it still happens.

>>26626114
I was waiting for her to put up a stream reservation link for Valhalla, but it's taking too long and I forgot.

>>26626222
It was quite obvious that people don't watch Mori when they posted about how fake her speech was and how she "frequently" treated collab partners like children just because they only watched one eikaiwa stream. Like, they saw that one stream (or a clip of it) and thought she was like that all the time.

>>26626010
>>26626045
Based. Also the Everhood endurance stream was fantastic. I loved when she started to lose hope but kept pushing herself until she won.
One of my favorite Mori moments honestly.

>>26626406
imagine endurance sex with mori where she tries to beat her previous record of making you cum X times in a row

Mythbreakers doko

>>26626406
The fight against the trash can was one of peak Mori moments. It's definitely up there with Malenia and Bloodstained final.

>>26626489
Finishing it IRL

>>26626463
Mori seems like the type of girl that would cum from some rough foreplay

>>26626614
My knee would penetrate the earth itself if that's the case.

Won't hold my breath on it though.

>>26626614
Is there any info on when?

>>26626665
Nope, this is pure hopium overdose on anon's part.

>>26626631
Damn she's perfect for me then.

IM ADAAAM SAAAAANDLER

>>26626614
I don't have an ogey big enough if this turns out to be true

>>26626916
Stop you’re triggering me. I’m legitimately developing a phobia of Adam Sandler

>>26626614
I’ll be honest, I want a mythbreakers conclusion, but I don’t want them to use an offcollab slot on it.

>>26627071
why not?

>>26627071
It will be the most genuine episode of ttrpg to date if it could be an offcollab

>>26627136
NTA, but I want them to spend the off-collab having sex.

>>26627071
It would take awhile and be a big gap since the last. It depends how long they're spending together and how much of that time they want to stream.

Frame is up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1rsIPGr4K8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1rsIPGr4K8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1rsIPGr4K8

>>26627136
I’d rather them do something that could only be done in an offcollab setting like karaoke, model swap, certain couch games, etc. Plus it’s been so long since the last session it would be a slow start. Not to mention that would put a lot of pressure on Mori during her visit to prepare and bring everything.

If the TTRPG was live and in-flesh, They won't rely on that random number generator. They'll have dice to play! No pun intended.

>>26627250
The roleplay would be spicy and intimate

>>26624706
there are some holos who I enjoy more when they're in a collab and some that I enjoy more as solo.
For the former, mumei and kronii. with friends they really shine and I always have a good time watching them collab with others.

For the latter, Mori. To me, she can really go hard without filters because she knows she's only talking to deadbeats. Slow games like unpacking and that other house decor game lets her be the weirdo autist she is and she clearly has fun being weird with her fans. Then there's the outlier like Fauna and Ame who I enjoy both solo and collabs

>>26626614
I thought about it and I'd kneel so fucking hard. If they have a few streams they can do together, it definitely could be a good one as long as it's not the only one. They also definitely need to do just a group zatsu, tasting snacks or something if they are opposed to just doing normal zatsu.

>>26627304
In-person bonkings when one of them goes too far.

>>26627327
I hope they all try the one chip challenge or some shit.