I've come to make an announcement: Takanashi Kiara's a bitch-ass motherfucker. She pissed on my fucking Ame. That's right. She took her chicken fuckin' greasy dick out and she pissed on my FUCKING Ame, and she said her dick was THIS BIG, and I said that's disgusting. So I'm making a callout post on my 4channel.com. Takanashi Kiara, you got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. That's right, baby. Tall points, no feathers, no pillows, look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. She pissed on my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna piss on the board. That's right, this is what you get! My SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on /vt/. I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on the MOOOON! How do you like that, HIROMOOT? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss DROPLETS hit the fucking earth, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!