/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I will part Lisa's beautiful pear shaped bottom and apply a loving kiss to her adorably dainty and girly butthole

CHIKAFUJI LISA

>>25854930
I want to eat her ass and cunt like I haven't eaten for 3 days. I'm not even into eating a girl out but I would gladly do it for Lisa, just to see her squirm in embarrassment. I want her to hide her moans and call me a freak as my tongue explores her nether regions. I want her to call me a fucking weirdo while she climaxes.

I miss my boyfriend.

Sweaty bat erotic

I love this spider when I look at this gif I can almost hear her laugh and snorts

>>25855200
Honestly same, I've never had interest in being so intimate with a girl's butt but something about Lisa has flipped something in me. I want to wear Lisa's genitals like a facemask, I want to live like her crotch is my only source of sustenance on this planet. I want to hold Lisa down and completely bury my face in the most personal parts of her while her face turns bright red and her voice cracks.
This fucking sheep, I swear.

>>25855721
Good to see that Lisa can cure homosexuality

>>25855798
Poor phrasing on my part, admittedly.

>Official Miori butt
>Official Amiya butt
>No official Kallin butt
>No official Lisa butt

>>25856193
Kallins butt could never hold a candle to her real one so she told the artist to not even try

>>25856193
Lisa is too embarrassed to show us her tail.

Passing friend here, what’s this butthole fixation you’ve got going here about? Was passing through couldn’t resist checking out what the smell was.

>>25856548
Cute stubby tail…

>>25856601
Not even we know the answer

>>25856601
Idk, Lisa's adorable and my brain got hung up on how cute her butthole is and then a couple other anons joined in.
Lisa's butthole LOVE.

>>25857733
We starve…

>>25856193
Ami's soft butt, imagine slapping it until it's pink red...

I love Lisa non sexually

>>25857921
What are you, gay?

I miss Ami, it's been so long since she streamed.

Ami just said no gorilla stream today. My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.

>>25856601
Imagine something as private and intimate as getting near Lisa's butthole. She would squirm, her face would be red hot, she would embarassingly hide her face, call you a freak but would still raise her ass and allow your tongue to show love to a part of her that she doesn't even know is deserving of love. Imagine giving her butthole a peck kiss and it tightens up as Lisa buries her head deeper in the pillow to hide her embarrassment. Imagine Lisa opening up to this kink and she gets kisses not only above but also below on her special places. She would shyly ask you if she can get some kisses down there too and try to seduce you with her fluffy sheep ass. Oh what I would do to see her embarrassed face

>>25856601
Very recent horny development in the /tsun/ lust meta

>>25857762
Works for me, I missed Kallin and Mio yesterday so it's vod time

>>25858274
Beautifully put, anon

>>25858233
She added a waiting room for post-premiere chat with Lisa about 「Q」 so at least there'll be that.

>Meru admitted to the hospital
SHE'S GONNA FUCKING DIE.
jk Meru take your time and rest up.

>>25857838
Then just keeping slapping it until it starts to bruise and bleed...

>>25859935
Is she okay?

>>25860337
2 years of gremlin hikki lifestyle and ubereats diet can't have been kind to her body.

>>25860337
Seems so. Just under medical observation. Seems her new treatments are really doing a number on her.

i feel like thread quality has declined in the past few weeks

>>25860667
How so? What do you think has changed?

>>25860749
Less incest posting, more Kallin posting.

>>25860086
bad sicko, away

>>25860783
That is a big problem.

>>25860749
the uptick in in-jokes like ryonaposting and friendposting i guess. between this thread and the last one it seems like someone's trying to start an anal fetish thing too.

>>25860864
lol yeah the ryona joke was pretty rough haha... just a joke though hahaha...

Nothing is more annoying than asexuals who try to push their anti horny agenda. Then everyone listens to them and the generals die

>>25860989
I will NOT fuck my best friend and there's nothing you can do about it fag

>>25860967
i don't know what else to call it. meme? ritual post?

>>25861163
I call it the purest form of love possible

>>25860783
Need more Kallincest

>>25860967
Yeah... I'm just joking too man... Haha... Anyone actually wanting high quality Ami ryona art is sick and totally not me... Haha.

>>25861459
Hey! Watch it, bucko!

>>25861625
I will get it sooner or later and you can't stop me

>>25861771
how are you so sure? Did you commission some ryona goods?

>>25862041
You could say that

>>25860667
I wonder what /tsun/ would be without horny posting

>>25862310
Dead

>>25862310
>"Bump"
>"Posting cute girl image so thread doesn't die"
>"Did you watch the stream"
>"No, I was at work"

This hot and sexy little slut is clearly the root of all of /tsun/'s problems. With this being the case, I propose that she be sentenced to death by violent sex.

>>25862874
That belly is too nice to go to waste by death.
Send her to the breeding stocks.

Does Tsunderia have any streamers older than 30?

>>25862957
Amiya, most likely

>>25862957
They're all younger than 20. Except Hanabi who is in his 50s

>>25862874
Her new song cover art is pretty risqué. Is she trying to make herself more sexually appealing? I'm sorry but I can't have sex with my best friend when my sister is available and sexier.

>>25863330
What's risqué about this?

>>25863330
Imagine fucking your sister when your mom already forces herself onto your bed

I want to explore every centimeter of Lisa. I want to know every curve and crease of her better than she knows herself. I want to guide her through the beauty that is her own body.

We really should host a small music event in honor of Lisa. She'd appreciate it even if she ends up crying cause she can't attend it

>>25863531
If I took a large cardboard cutout of Lisa to a concert of a band she likes, I wonder if she would cringe really hard.

>>25863662
Take 2 of them with a handle on the back so you can easily have a lisa on each hand

>>25863662
Yes and that's exactly why you should do it.

>>25863426
I don't know, but I get this strange feeling that friend desperately wants to move out of being in friend territory.

https://youtu.be/ArRkDBrS1Lg

>>25864073
I like it

>>25863662
She would be really happy about it but also think you're cringe. Don't worry though, you're already cringe by nature of being a viewer.

Squeezable and milkable

>>25863662
What's a good dual Lisa build?

>>25868310
Crying Lisa and sunglasses lisa

>>25861117
Based

>>25868794
Personally I prefer Buff Lisa for the increased attack power and Tennis Ball Lisa for the 100% damage reduction

>>25862957
Amiya 99% sure over 30
Orla maybe
The rest are zoomers

>>25872200
Orla called anyone under 25 a literal child, so I'm assuming she's in her 30s as well

Someone please stream onegai...

Stream of Lisa's urine into my mouth onegai...

Stream of Kallin's diarrhea shit into my mouth onegai...

>>25873354
>Nen soon
>It's an Apex loot box stream

>>25872353
In Orlaspeak that just means she's 27

>>25876076
Orlaspeak is just lying about extremely mundane details while being completely honest about weird shit

>>25876508
I do that, but I'm just really autistic

Nen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71lcV_t8b-Q

>>25876808
>spending money on apex gacha
Nen… please

>>25870027
Built for interlocking fingers

>>25878752
And here I thought buckos were disgusting...

>>25879157
Yeah at least we cut hands off before holding them

>>25880551
Exactly, leaving room for Jesus.

>>25882586
Get out of here before you bite my toes

>>25882586
Stop licking my asshole you stupid dog, I'm trying to impregnate your friend

PREMIERING NOW
https://youtu.be/5qrrXsnYdsE
https://youtu.be/5qrrXsnYdsE
https://youtu.be/5qrrXsnYdsE

i fucking hate the white girl rapper but ami is killin it

>>25884544
Pretty good, I liked it.

>Lisa song debut
>Pippa doesn't retweet it
>Pippa doesn't even attend the premier
>starts streaming with Lumi 30-mins early instead
>collab with Lisa on Tuesday called off; both girls still stream individually at the same time
>collab with Lisa this weekend called off
it's over isn't it?

>>25884948
Lisa turned down fishman's final offer so the operation has ended.

that mogged the original. I will duel anyone who says otherwise (in minecraft)

oh no /vt/sisters, pippa HATES lisa

>>25884544
I liked it
t. chumbud

>>25884948
and thats a good thing! fuck pippa.
i just hope lisa isn't hurt.

Their voices so good, I want to perform a threesome with Lisa and Amiya

>>25885240
What's it like still being a chumbud these days?

t.

>>25884948
>Lisa staying loyal to her crab sister and big timing the yabbit/phase
that's a based from me, dawg

>>25885640
>Sister
That's her and (You)r mom

>>25885566
Still great when she actually streams.

The cover was actually really good. There had to be a lot of thought behind it, you think Ami and Lisa are going to chase the Hololive audience? It makes sense.

>>25886260
Confirmed in two minutes.

>Mori’s like The Undertaker, right?
This Spooder is so incredibly based.

Awake Mobility Angel

>>25886541
A midcard talent boosted to superstardom on the backs of the more talented workers? It fits

>no stream today
friend...

>>25886821
She's hosting a Morbius watch along on Discord right now.

I think Ami is honestly flattered and loves the whole "I wanna drink your bodily fluids" thing.

It is immoral to have sex with your mom or your little sister or both at once

>>25887139
You're right, it's wrong to leave Auntie out of the fun.

>>25887139
It is completely moral to have sex with your sister. Not sure about the other thing though

>>25886913
fucking hell, I'm about to bite the bullet and give a chuuba membership money

I love the sisterly dynamic Lisa and ami have…

https://www.twitch.tv/yuuna
Bread says bring the lube for tonight.

>>25887744
>"I'm not going to tell you my FFXIV's character's last name"
>Gives more than enough information to find it.

>>25887139
Official /tsun/ sources disagree

>>25888404
And she's supposed to be the stalker

Bread's baked hands...

>>25888706
What cute delicate hands...

>>25888706
Skinny little breadstick

Bread strikes me as the kind of girl that only dates men for food

>>25889119
She's admitted this on stream. Specifically said she likes to bait men into buying her drinks at bars.

>>25889119
Bingo, she'd done that already, by her own admission

>>25889203
>>25889273
I don’t blame her. Drinks at bars are fucking expensive

>"I'm also unfortunately into guys"
>Says that if she got into a relationship with a toxic bitch she'd probably never leave
>Has been looking into getting a cat
The need to panini press bread has SKYROCKETED AAAAAAAAAAAA EXTRA BUTTER

roblox dog
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JvB_0UJD8Sk

I wish death on all horny posters.

>>25890315
Then you're in the wrong place, friend.

>>25890315
I wish death only upon you anon.

Having consensual sex with spider and sheep together on the same bed with Ami having lustry deep voice and Lisa with the cute high pitch voice

>>25890315
Based

>>25860989
God, I despise you.

>>25862310
it would live if the other members didn’t fucking jump ship

I wanna lock all prude posters and all horny posters in the same room for seven minutes just to see what happens

>>25884948
Why are pippiggers so obsessed with Lisa? I don’t want her to lose her career interacting with her too often and I say that as a Kanpainiki. I don’t want more people corrupted like Tenma...

I want to be locked in a room with prude posters for seven minutes.

>>25890610
sharing each others porn fiction about Lisa Ami and Mio in the same room

>>25889963
Sex with dog manager in the Office while the other employees are working hard

Yuuna stop reading all my comments. I'm gonna go schizo.

>>25891068
You've been added to the wiki.
Congratulations.

>>25891068
That's how she gets you

>SheepxRabbit sunset era
>dawn of SpiderxSheep age
What did I do right, God? Tell me so I can keep doing it.

>>25891227
W-what do you mean wiki

>>25891418
Yuuna has a personal wiki where she keeps information on her regulars.

>>25890599
Because Lisa collabs with Pippa regularly, is great, and actually goes into the capippalist channel often. Not as often as pcg people pretend but more often than even any pcg talent.

>>25891068
>>25891239
She has responded and liked every one of my replies on her alt. She has sunk her claws into me and it's kind of scary.

>>25891939
Amiya does the same with buckos, it feels very good

>>25889119
Yuuna dates men so they can feed her
Ami dates men so she can eat them

>>25892784
Mio dates men so they can fuck her sister

>>25892784
>Ami dates men so she can get beat up

>>25892784
Purin dates men but her dad shot them dead before they arrive

>>25891939
She replied and liked all my comments which is why i don't comment much anymore. It feels less special, like a friend

>>25892784
orla dates men so she can shittalk about them

>>25893573
Based. Fuck social relationships. Parasocial all the way.

>>25891939
don't expose yourself so easily, dart

>>25893956
Swing and a miss

>>25891939
Maybe her not letting me in is a good thing after all?

I miss "I love Meru" anon.

>oppai loli Purin

How did Lisa collect so many fans from here. Even more than Mio and Yuuna who are confirmed /here/.

>>25898961
Friends with known /here/ panderer Pippa

>>25898961
By the power of sister cucking and incest
people here are making porn of her 24/7

>>25891939
That's what stops me from going in, I want to try but I don't want her to lock in on my twitter activity and hunt me down. I want to stay safe in my cave

>>25900910
She'll even reference your replies on stream. You're missing out.

>>25901047
Maybe some day, if I feel the uncontrollable desire to be closer to Bread. Right now I just like watching from a distance and saying stupid shit in her chat.

This spider seems very cute and sweet.

Intense cumming inside mouth of Virgil

What would the spider do if I stuck my penis in-between her spinnerets, haha

what an obscene body

>>25889590
>Beginning the transformation into a cat lady at 22
Save her...

>>25898961
Lisa is probably the closest anyone's ever gotten to embodying the manic pixie dream girl archetype as a vtuber, and she therefore has a ridiculously high Gosling conversion rate.

>>25904556
fight human cum with spider silk cum

Slapping Lisa's and Amiya's foreheads like a drum

Holding Lisa's hand.

https://twitter.com/amiyaaranha/status/1535591516558831616
What did she mean by this?

>>25909815
Ami has achieved 144p in real life

>>25898961
She didn't used to. It's all runoff from /pcg/.

>>25909879
Yeah 144 pints of cum

>>25907572
Did you at least hollow out their heads first so they sound better?

>>25905058
Soft plush guildmaster made for hugging

I can't believe Lisa and Ami did a four hour Vietnam War RP asmr stream. Things got a little dicey once the racial slurs started coming out.

>>25911732
>White girl playing the Asian role
>Asian girl playing the white role

>>25911732
>When the panini starts speaking Vietnamese

I miss Orla

Man I sure would hate it if the spider bound me up in her web and used her venom to dissolve my insides into a purified goo for consumption haha!

>hanging out with your friend again? haven't you two been a little too close lately?

Dead hours so might as well post this, might be fun
https://youtu.be/5ubxklKkGCM

>>25916317
haha imagine her looking you in the eyes while she eats you and giggling wouldn't that be weird

Starting the day off with a fresh glass of Lisa's milk.

>>25921397
Starting the day off with freshly baked loafs from the bakery!

>>25921397
I would prefer from the tap, if you catch my drift.
What I mean is I would like Lisa to breastfeed me.

>>25921397
Today I learned that the album this song is from is called Miracle Milk and it made me laugh
https://youtu.be/dP4-LL8YGVQ

>>25921935
I completely forgot about that kek

She fucking hates me

...is Meru going to survive the summer?

>>25922368
TRUST, SHE FUCKIN' HATES ME

>>25922368
The only milk she gives you is spoiled.

>>25910227
>>25899144
Honestly I don't hate it if that's really the reason
Isn't Pippa a bit into the incest angle?

>>25922906
Pippa likes the idea of incestuous relations, yes, but more specifically with an older brother.

>>25922444
I think she'll be fine, compared to this time last year she seems to be doing a lot better

Not sure if Meru's still going to stream today

looking at my tiny Ami zine and smiling
I love this spider

>>25925407
Got any pics? I'd like to see how it looks

>>25923089
I can't believe Pippa started the incest posting so we could write big brother little sister Lisa stories for her

THICK AMI LEGS

>>25925422
pic is how it looks, check the replies to this tweet for the instructions and how it looks once folded from other dreamweavers, it's so cute fits in the palm of my hand
Ami is precious
https://twitter.com/amiyaaranha/status/1534592836502441984

Hanabi... where's this never before seen Purin...

>>25926168
Perfect for chopping off...

>>25926950
No!

>>25926436
Poor hanababy is being forced to work for money. Do you guys never donate money to your mayor?

>>25926436
>>25927093
>I need money urgently
Please don't die Hanabi

>>25927093
I do. But if she still has slots open later today, I might commission her to draw herself in a sundress. Good idea or should I go for something else?

>>25927093
But anon, for a 100 dollarinos you could make her approach spidergirl!

ami... your boomer is showing

>>25927260
When is it not?

>>25927210
That sounds great, i wonder if she'll draw the silhouette of her skin through the front side of the sundress

Just a little longer...

Good thing Ami's going live soon, I'm about to have a schizo episode.

Amiya has arrived
https://youtu.be/r0zs3drZcOM

I'm feeling too many things right now, Ami whisper voice is powerful

https://twitter.com/matsuromeru/status/1535670526055686147 from where she had money for this?

I'm not sure i want to feel funny from Amiya...

>>25932738
She has 2 jobs and streams twice a day. She was probably saving it up for a while. She also probably doesn't even own it she's just renting and was saving up for the initial rent payment

I can't wait until she snorts directly into our ears.

Meru speak makes zoomer speak seem smart

>>25932738
>Manipulate guys by acting like you don't have any money
>Ask people not to donate, claim your situation is better than it looks while also acting like buying groceries is breaking the bank for you.
>Get simps to throw you cash, pocket it all.
A tale as old as commerce.

>>25933102
>The twenty-something year old Meroomer

>>25933202
Give it to me straight, is Lisa grifting me?

>>25933871
Let's see if you can summon the Lisa hater and how fast he'll get here

>>25934342
How could anyone hate Lisa
Even just to shitpost I couldn't find it in me to anti this sheep

>>25891494
Wait seriously? thats kinda hot ngl, wonder if I'm in there

>>25934752
You gotta be schizo enough to convince yourself that it's all 100% an act and she's a machiavellian liar

Would schizoposting on catalog be a valid way to get more attention towards Lisa?

>>25934828
Someone asked how she keeps notes on everybody, and she quickly said "I use a wiki" and then immediately tried to backtrack and say that was a joke, she just has a really good memory.

Who's going to be the champion to search up the breadcrumb wiki?

>>25935092
Do not
Unless it's little sister posting.

>>25935298
The website is 100% private if she bothered to go through the trouble of making a website at all instead of some spreadsheet

>>25935315
You gave me a good image so I'll comply

>>25935516
I'm not a breadcrumb but it's hard to imagine a young 20s female streamer having the skillset to run a private wiki. It's probably just on fandom.

>>25935298
You know there's offline wikis? She's probably using one of those

Holy shit I found the strongest breadcrumb on the wikilol

>>25935092
You're gonna get people to hate her, don't fly too close to the sun

>>25935668
She's a programmer

Lisa needs to play Palworld

>>25935668
What do you think she goes to school for?

>>25935147
>good memory
>forgets about what food she has

>>25936170
I think she was close to getting a job in Google or Microsoft recently too. Bread is gonna use her job to gather even more information on breadcrumbs. Soon she'll get enough notoriety for her stalking skills that she'll get job offers from the NSA

>>25936034
>>25936170
I bet she can't even fizz buzz.

>Oh my god, there's a crab
>Don't say it, don't say it
kek

>Are you ever truly, truly safe?
>With me, at a slumber party?
Amiya?

>>25937694
Ami's going to fuck you silly until morning

Lisa, help... Mom is being weird again...

>>25937893
more like suck me (blood until her belly's) fully

>>25933202
She doesn't have any paypigs. Rarely gets donos, especially big enough for an apartment.

I thought Meru had a boyfriend

>>25938485
You believed the baseless rrat that one, then.

https://twitter.com/kallinGBN/status/1535670951861719041
Bat sweat...

>>25938485
That was just a baseless rrat.

>>25938529
>>25938667
And now she mysteriously affords a new apartment

>>25938787
I wouldn't call the concept of saving money "mysterious".

>>25938847
You don't save for an apartment retard it's a recurring cost and you budget it relative to income

>>25938485
She's said multiple times that she's been alone with almost zero human contact and leaving house since the pandemic started. If she had a bf as a stabilizing inflience it might have prevented some of the menhera breakdowns.
>>25938787
Two jobs my dude

>>25938911
You do save for an apartment retard. Some places have move in fee's and security deposits and in some states they're even allowed to ask for 3 months rent in advance

>>25937955
Yofukashi no Amiya

>>25938936
Menhera women can't be fixed just by getting dicked down, contrary to popular belief. I've tried

>>25939294
Stop being poor fuckass if you have to save for an apartment you can't afford it

>>25938545
>bat's camping enthusiasm
will she be alright? I guess so if she made it out of a con fine

>>25939652
What's the worst that could happen?

>>25939638
Let's say an apartment is 1500 a month, if you have to make a 3 month advance payment that's 4500. Do you see how easy it is for someone to afford 1 month and struggle to afford 3 months in one go or do you still want to be retarded?

>>25939806
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1542344/

>>25939843
>one bedroom apartment
>$1500
>in the year of our lord 2022
lol. lmao.

>>25939861
I was worried you were going to link to the Grizzlyman documentary.

>>25939806
Recently a folk singer got eaten by coyotes while camping in Canada

>>25939806
I wasn't thinking that far, just might have some complications with bugs and weather.

>>25939902
Sorry i left the city years ago for the country where a good 3 bed 2 bath house with a nice yard is 600 a month. My perceptions of apartment pricing is old

Dammit Ami I didn't wanna cry today...

>>25939843
I can do arithmetic you double nigger the first thing anyone teaches you about moving out is to have a rainy day fund. If you can't afford several months of rent at once you were already a retard who lived above your means

This is almost too relaxing, I'm getting sleepy

Ami loves the Power Glove!

Tomo finally live with Vocaloid smash or pass
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W0x54_rgoAE

>>25939966
I hope she doesn't get attacked by chiggers

>Meru thought New England was in the UK

>>25940028
I slept through the whole thing, which I assumed was the point cuz i don't really like ASMR, what did i miss?

>>25945023
It was just a comfy asmur stream so unless that's your thing you wouldn't miss anything by skipping.
The crying thing was just because there was a father's day section of the magazine...

I miss Lisa lisa

>>25945136
I don't know why but this image made me laugh. Now if this little creature was holding a gun that would be hilarious

>>25945654

>>25945654
comedy ensues

>>25946189
Great, now do a second one.

>>25945023
some HOT tips from the new nintendo power, as well as HOT game rankings

>>25945654
>>25946244
youre finished bucko

>>25946189
Exactly what i wanted

>>25946355
>Get in the bed, son! It's for your own good!

>>25946444
>I'll make sure you never have enough in you to impregnate your sister

>>25946355
Thank you anon, you've truly achieved comedy

The spider is effective at extracting semen?

>>25946748
She has to be, that's her main source of nutrients.

>>25946748
no but it's effective at extracting blood from my neck!

>>25946814
Can’t believe that she was only in it to poach lisa

>>25946814
Pippa liked a post about the Q cover after it's release

>>25864073
Coward, she didn't moan like she meant it

>>25946814
pcg is really having a hard time right now

>>25946808
I want to be milked by the spider...

>>25947114
Ami ASMR milking sessions...

>>25946814
It's over....
https://youtu.be/dfl3EYFjHJU

SRW time, Char is in chat
https://www.twitch.tv/tsukimibdohrnii

haha time to suffer
https://www.twitch.tv/yuuna

>>25946814
What happened?

>>25950981
Lisa cooked and ate Sakana in front of Pippa

Bread strikes me as the type of girl that would show absolute disgust towards you once she gets to know you better, yet would still keep hanging out with you, but always making sure you know just how much she hates you and finds you disgusting

>>25951292
Well yeah that's exactly how she treats her regulars.

>>25951269
Tenma must be ecstatic

>>25951292
I find bread kinda gross too. I try to hold her at arm's length.

>>25950941
>Can't watch because at work
It's an abstract kind of feel

>>25951292
she sounds like a pain as a wife
her husband needs to have a lot of energy to rape correct her nearly everyday

New thread
>>25953088
>>25953088
>>25953088

>>25952139
> Yuuna complaining about something irrelevant in her cutesy voice until you've had enough
>Immediately panini pounding her instant loss style
>That's what she wanted you to do all along and she'll do it again tomorrow
Sounds like hard work, but I'll manage