/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>25533679
check yourself into rehab anon getting this drunk is bad for your health

Also FUCK council. Stupid lazy whores only showed up for the paycheck

>>25533679
Just go jerk off to porn or something coomer

>>25533679
I find it hard to believe Gura has a boyfriend. She has a loli voice which would be unattractive to normalfags.

>>25533782
God you’re retarded

>>25533679
Lmao OP is a loser

>>25533679
HOLY BASED, FUCK THESE WHORES

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>>25533679
>NOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T HAVE A BF BECAUSE I'M DATING YOU IN MY HEAD!!!!!!!!!!

>>25533679
That's not a rule, not even real idols have this rule at least officially

>>25533793
Excuse me? Explain yourself or fuck off

>>25533851
Kys hoocuck

>>25533679
That's a rule?

>>25533679
oh nyo is anon mad??

>>25533679
>Ame
Already streamed today
>Ina
Dying
>Mori
Seemingly out of the country
>Gura
uhhhhhhhhhh idk

>>25533942
The rule of the unicorn in the schizo handbook.

>>25533679
if your requirement for finding a woman entertaining is that she's single then you should probably just accept the fact you don't know what entertainment means and just want a pretend girlfriend.

basically, kill yourself.

Too many cucks itt so proud of the girls not streaming. Good job owning the haters guys

>>25533679
I hate EN but holy fuck this is sad no wonder they don't want to stream I wouldn't either if this was part of my audiance

>>25533679
How do you not feel embarrassed posting this shit

>>25533679
Sorry Ina has been absent but earning Mama'nis approval was tough (Papa'nis was a total bro, though), so i will enjoy some more time with my tako wife.

*blocks your path*

>>25533679
I feel bad for anyone who dates Ina

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>>25533851
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>>25534204
You could be watching your favorite vtuber right now but she’s busy getting FUCKED. Ahh well

>>25534402
sex is good for her mental health

>>25534349
why??

>>25534402
I am watching my favorite vtuber, holobrony.

>>25533679
Anon... are you insane?

>>25534439
I don’t like you nijiniggers. But I respect you supporting girls that actually fucking stream and attempt to take their shit seriously

I'm getting tired of the autistic lack of self awareness that these threads display as a virtue

>>25534439
Based

>>25534429
She can barely function as a human being bro

>>25534471
No I’m just not a cuck.
Like >>25534427

>>25534402
it’s really a shame how often this thoughtless “y-you’re a cuck!!!” kind of appeal to fear ends up working

>>25533782
That's not her normal voice, faggot. It's played up for streams. Her real voice is on YouTube and it's a lot different

>>25534524
how??
all I know is that she can draw and sustain herself from that.

>>25534567
Shut the fuck up. You. Cuck.
It works because you know I’m right

the replies to this thread are fucking disgusting
this board truly is dead, i'm out

>>25534402
Yeah by me

>>25533679
>ONE (1) FUCKING RULE ! 1! DONT. Have a FUCKING BOYFRIEND.
there is no rule, it only exists in your head

>>25534670
And nothing of value was lost

Kek. But it really will be funny, assuming WW3 doesn't start, looking back in 10 years and asking "what ever happened to these bitches". Gura has already been dethroned multiple times as she's reclined massively. Mori torpedoed herself and seems to think she can go solo despite the benefits to being in Cover being much greater. Ina is that kind of smug smarter-than-average type that got lucky a few times and thinks she's literally a galaxy brain. Amelia was a nobody who also got lucky and she turned out to have a lot of fun playing around with technology once she could afford it, so she thinks she's the second coming of Einstein. It really will be funny looking back at these people and seeing how badly they squandered their 15 minutes of fame thinking it would last forever.

>>25534670
This board has been flooded with reddit normalfags ever since it was created. Just do your best to filter them as much as possible by posting politically incorrect stuff that hurts their NPC programming

>>25534567
If Moot was still in charge cuck would've been wordfiltered to something funny like goatse years ago. the amount of times a discussion just gets dumbed down to underage tourists screaming KEK KEK KEK as their last defense is really fucking sad.

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>>25534670
>Getting unironically mad losing their safe space

>>25533679
Seek help at a mental facility

>>25534909
kek

>>25533679
They can have a boyfriend as long as I don't find out about it or they don't bring it up on stream.

>>25533679
Anon is acting very nuts if you get what I mean

>>25533679
How many of you guys have actual vtuber girlfriend? An established one not a nobody.

>>25535018
I can understand this mindset, as long as the illusion remains intact who really cares I guess, but for me it’s the opposite
I don’t mind them having a boyfriend as long as they’re open and clear about it. It’s when they hide it just to keep the money flowing that I disapprove.
Though I’m not sure how my perspective would resolve if the bf was hidden so well that no amount of reps could help you find out about it

>>25534569
A retard!
Oh nyo!

>>25535200
I have only had 1 girlfriend in my life and that was 8 years ago. I am sex deprived thats why Im thinking of starting Vtubing to find a cute vtuber gf. Preferably from Hololive but Im probably just dreaming.

>>25535354
Like 1% of girls in Hololive will come straight out admitting they have boyfriends. You think En is included in that you’re delusional .

>>25533679
COPE SEETHE AND MALD

>>25535454
>Preferably from Hololive but Im probably just dreaming.
yeah look it’ll be much easier and lower risk to just find a cute menhera 2view (that isn’t already being groomed by someone else)

>>25535018
if you don't want to hear about it you shouldn't be on this fucking board, honestly.

>>25533679
While your holofags cry, my oshi is playing METAL GEAR SOLID for more hours than yours streamed anything this past week. What a life you guys have.

>>25535747
>actually watching streams
HOLY SHIT WHAT A FUCKING NEEEEEERRRRDDDDDD LMAOOOOOOO

>>25533679
im sorry you feel this way OP but i cant stop cuming inside ina's tight pussy

>>25535747
why are pomufags like this?

>>25535018
I guess this mindset is fine if you’re membered or donating a shit ton of money

Being a vtuber watcher is such an unhealthy hobby. I wasted months doing nothing but watching vtubers when I'm supposed to be doing other things. It's more dangerous than meth.

>>25534402
nah my cute JP oshi just had a great stream on saturday night and has 2 activities for today lined up as well
unironically just learn JP and watch the superior branch and if you're unable to dedicate yourself to a learning process for a longer period of time dont cry about it here lmao

>>25536778
Kys failed normie
>>25536968
Ywnbj

>>25536778
Stop coping and making excuses for your own lazyness and lack of drive. If it wasn't vtubers, it would've been video games, if not video games, browsing through the internet, whatever. The truth is that you could've put the streams on a side monitor or in the background as you multitasked on working on other stuff. You could've dedicated some time working on the things you want to work on and catch up on the VODs later. Your body reacts with withdrawal symptoms when you stop using a drugs. Nothing bad will happen to you if you miss out on a stream.

>>25533679
My only complain is they should do more unique streams than playing games. Sana and Gura my top for this week

>>25534860
> by posting politically incorrect stuff that hurts their NPC programming
Like /u/ pandering (aka gay, homosexual, lgbt, pride, etc…) that you want from Hololive?

>>25537680
Don’t you dare compare hot lesbian sex to your faggot shit

>>25535747
WHAT A THRILLLLLLLL

You think she'll be allowed to cover that song? Konami are giga-faggots so I'm not getting my hopes up, but imagine.

>>25534721
>doesn't knows what "implicit" rules are

>>25533679
Anon what did you expected? Vtubers are just E-thots on anime avatars pretending to be good to milk money out of retards like you, did you really believed they were "pure" girls? They probably go and fuck their bf after they end the stream

>>25538127
I really wish Vtubers would prove their power levels in a genuine way like Mori. I am always weary of vtubers who have a low understanding of anime.

>>25533679
They don't have boyfriends, that would be fucked up and wrong of them. They love only their fans and accept romantic gifts from them.

>>25534402
it's okay. i'm fucking as well.

>>25533679
The boyfriend should be a vtuber too.

>>25533679
Shitposting aside, it really is sad that there were only 2 EN streams on Saturday night and one of them was just an hour-long ASMR. These girls really do not give a damn as long as they're collecting their paychecks.

>>25533679
ONE RULE to R^ULE THEM ALL

>>25533679
Hahahaha are you that autist that was screeching about Fauna doing a stream at 5pm because she was going out tonight?

>>25533679
The number one rule is don't let anyone find out about your boyfriend.

I don't expect vtuber idols to be celibate and die alone.

I do expect them to not talk about their personal relationships on their vtuber account and maintain the kayfabe.

>>25533679
Anon, you get it wrong, woman without relationship is literally worthless, do you want your Oshi to be worthless?