/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

MY sharkwife

Day 9 since Gura's last stream.
Why won't she even post an update on Twitter bros?

Gura cute Gura cute!

>>23635368
retard

>>23635368
>>23635439
Based ritualposters

Gurass

>>23635263
feet

>>23635633

Gura died.... LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Have we been abandoned?

Okay here's what happened:

She moved into her new place last week but accidentally locked herself out and now she's stranded outside her new place unable to stream

Don't think she's coming back this time brehs.
I've got a funny feeling.

>>23632628
>Yeah, my wife may have walked out the door 3 years ago and never said where she's going or when she's coming back. So what if she's never bothered to contact me all this time? I'm sick of people telling me I deserve to know about any of that. I'm not an entitled loser like all of you. I accept my wife for who she is and how she chooses to be and NO ONE gets to tell her what to do, you understand?

Gwoo bwy, I'm weaving.

>>23635999
Don't go goobus

>>23635999
No.. please don't go!

>>23635981
stupid fucking retarded brown monkey retard. That doesn't even work as a comparison you subhuman retard ape monkey. go cry and die

it smells like feet in here

I think it's really sad that the only ones left in these threads are the "Who cares, I have a life" crowd. This used to be the place where we talked about how much we were legit in love with her. Now it feels like no one here would even care if she collabed with males or was dating.

I love Gura
That is all

>>23636338
Proof?

>>23636208
lol retard nobody buys your bullshit falseflagging. youre the same fucking guy who's been cuckposting for months. no one left.

>>23636356
I will be taking no further questions

Hihihi chumbies~

Sorry for not being in touch but I said 1 week i meant an Atlantean week which is equal to 3 land weeks sorry for the confusion!

>>23636208
There's no point in talking to people who just get mad at anything you say, and if you try to love post its just people trying to one up each other. I'll pass and play some video games.

>>23636208
>I think it's really sad that the only ones left in these threads are the "Who cares, I have a life" crowd. This used to be the place where we talked about how much we were legit in love with her.
Being an overly dependent loser doesn't equate being in love

>>23636208
she's bouncing on cock right at this very moment

>>23636130
>He thinks an ESL SEA could write like that.
The fact you don't care enough about Gura to want to know why she's been gone so long or why she hasn't made any attempt to communicate with us says everything about you, you faggot tourist. Wanting to hear from or know things about the people you care about isn't entitlement. It's normal human behavior, you smooth-brained room-temp IQ having autistic fuck.

I love Gura

>>23636579
dressing like a woman doesnt make you gura faggot

>>23636579
BASED
SAMETORI CHADS WW@??

>>23636604
retard

she ded

>>23636208
>Now it feels like no one is biting my bait
fify, I will give a (you) this time.
I am actually impressed by how chumbuds handling baits in the last week.

Gurass

shark... please return

>>23636733
UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH

>>23636579
Maybe. My point is I don't think anyone here would care about if she were and I don't understand why.

>>23636208
RETARD

>>23636733
I want to lick the base of her tail

>>23636760
samefagging retard. out.

>>23636760
I don't care about hypothetical cuck thoughts. Thinking like that is gay af and I'm not an onahole like you.

gurameschizos how we holding up?

>>23636604
Not like it'll change anything if you know or not, if something happened to her streams wouldn't be going on as normal.
Funny part is that once she comes back she'll just be like "hey guys I'm back, anyway let's play this game" and not elaborate on her entire moving process because that's just how she goes. If she didn't tell us that she got sick with Covid then I dunno why you expect her to update everyone on a daily basis. Sucks but that's how it is when you're committed to your oshi, teammates also have to deal with the same thing when Ame goes potato mode.

>>23636760
I'd care if she did. And i'd use it as fap fuel to cum 5 times in a row

>>23636795
That would be extremely moldy

>>23636795
But the smell chumbie...

>Make Gura sit on your lap
>Feel her tight butt press on your dick
>Grab her by the hip and gently make her grind on you
>See her blush and her skirt bulge when she feels your dick poking her
>Raise her shirt to have her semi-erect banana flop out
>Grope her balls with one hand
>See her dick starting to rise
>Start slowly jacking her off with the other hand
>Feel her dick swelling even more in your hand
>Continue jacking off her now fully erect dick while her breathing gets more and more laboured
>Periodically lightly squeeze her balls to elicit a yelp
>See her starting to leak precum making her tip slippery
>Feel her leaning back into you while she gets closer and closer to cumming
>Grab her now slimy tip and jack it off exclusively
>Have balls tense up in your hand as she is about to cum
>Tug on her balls stronger than before to send her over the edge
>Feel her thrust her hips up as she cums
>Her dick twitches in your hand and you can feel each wave of cum gushing through it
>See her cum splatter on the floor in front of you
>Gura slumps back into you lap

>Take your chance while she basks in her afterglow and pull down her skirt
>Slide you dick in without a problem as she is more than wet enough after just cumming
>Get a small suprised scream as you slide in balls deep
>Start bouncing Gura on your lap
>Her now messy and flaccid dick jiggling around with each thrust
>Grab her knees and spread her legs as far as possible to get the best view of her dick
>See her blush even more as she watches her dick jump around while slowly getting hard again
>Pull up her shirt and start playing with her nipples
>Start thrusting faster while getting closer to cumming yourself
>Pinch her nipples as you feel them hardening between your fingers
>Gura's dick being fully erect again now slightly trembling with each thrust
>Pick up the pace even more as you feel yourself approaching the edge
>See a big drop of precum drip down from Gura's dick
>Throw yourself over the edge and cum deep inside of her
>The feeling of getting creampied sends Gura over the edge as well
>Feel her clamping down on you as her dick twiches freely in the air shooting even more cum across the floor

>>23636887
It's ok, they call me the Brap Dragon for a reason.

>>23637022
>Pull out of Gura making your cum drip down on the floor as well
>Still have a raging boner
>Slide your dick up her crotch from below and under her dick
>Have her balls hang down from either side of your shaft and her flaccid dick on top of it
>Grab your dick by the base and wrap your hand around hers as well
>Start jerking off both of you at the same time
>Feels very slippery with your dick covered in Gura's juices and your cum and her dick still dripping with her own cum as well
>Her soft dick slipping around on top of your shaft as you continue
>Hear Gura making pained noises due to playing with her dick so soon again and feel her squirming around on your lap
>Feel her dick slowly hardening again
>Gura's dick slowly sliding up the length of your shaft as it is swelling
>Both your dicks now fully erect again
>Gura grabbing both tips in an attempt to get some revenge
>Her hand squishing and rubbing them together
>Your tips get covered with your mixed precum as Gura vigorously massages them
>Feel Gura's slimy frenulum slip around on top of your glans
>Unable to hold it in anymore Gura cums first and shoots her load into her palm
>Feel her dick twitch on top of yours
>Her hand still massaging both of you while cumming spreading her hot cum on both of your tips
>Cum as well shooting your seed in her already messy palm
>Gura continues to rub your tips while you both continue cumming covering them in a slick mixture of cum
>Collapse together after both of you finish shooting your massive loads
>The last thing you feel is the cum mixture dropping from her dick onto your and onto the floor

>You are still not gay because your balls didnt touch

>>23637065
KEK Gura came from a man giving her a handjob what a little faggot!

AAAA I should probably find a place to stay for the convention coming up

>>23637022
>>23637065
nice

>>23637022
>>23637065
I can't I am going to cum...wait a second...

>>23636649
Kek, you're the only one itt.

>>23637022
>>23637065
Was her dick bigger than mine tho?

God I miss Gura so fucking much.
Please just tweet something Gooba.

>>23637248
Nope.

>>23637022
>>23637065
tl;dr?

>>23637022
>Futafag
Not on the list of approved /ggg/ fetishes. Kindly go back to the Ame or Mori thread.

Her actions don't match her words. I'm not saying she doesn't care about us, but I've never met anyone that's cared about someone and doesn't bother to communicate with them at all the way she does.
I don't know if she likes us but her introverted and detached personality prevents her from reaching out or if she doesn't care about us, possibly has someone else, or really just thinks of "being Gura" as just another job.
There's also always the possibility that she has no idea that we find her silence this painful. Maybe she doesn't know how much we want to hear from her? Would telling her how much we missed her be weird or upsetting for her?

>>23637288
You had 15 minutes to prove there are sametori fags and got no replies.
Amesame reigns supreme.

>>23637456
She cares about us just not in that way.
When its her alone time she just doesnt think about us at all.
Its not that she doesnt care its that shes autistic and her brain just works that way.

>>23637324
Uoohhh!! Catshark cunny erotic

>>23637459
>shipping tribalfaggotry
I like both.

>>23637459
reminds me of this

>>23637509
Teamates love being tribal fags.
Its like their number one go to post type.

>>23637022
Let's fix this story so it is good. Take your turn and add /ggg/ approved fetishes only.
>Make Gura sit on your lap
>You feel her soggy diaper on your lap
>Gently pat her soggy diaper between her legs
>She blushes as her diaper starts to leak

>>23637575
Is there a reference of this?

>>23637509
same desu

>>23637459
>I posted that as a joke
>/u/faggot starts tribalfagging
Sasuga retard.

https://files.catbox.moe/yuakbb.png

>>23637629
A threesome is needed

>>23637509
I'm mostly joking, no need to frame my post as "tribalfaggotry".

>>23637598
It already has /ggg/ approved fetishes faggot.

the cheese is old and moldy huhaha

>>23637618
GURaDOS

>>23637711
It's not get outta here with your tranny fetish. We only post Gura's fetishes here.

>>23637635
>>23637710
You are an even bigger retard for taking it seriously.

>>23636840
>So what if my girlfriend is spending the night at another guy's house? Only a cuck would think about them having sex! I have no time for your hypothetical cuck fantasies!

>>23636874
I feel really bad for you if you're being honest, anon. I wish people's brains didn't become broken like that. I hope you one day find a woman that won't betray you so you don't have to pretend to get off on it.

I've been having fun with project diva buds

>>23637854
If there was proof she was at another man's house then sure that makes sense but if you're sitting there worried about what she's doing or where she is at all times then you're the problem.
This is why you're a turbo virgin, because of your mindset.

>>23637910
Nice. I love rhythm games but I cant do Diva at all because im way too dyslexic and all the moving notes make my eyes all fucky.

>>23637501
>Its not that she doesnt care its that shes autistic and her brain just works that way.
That's what I'm trying to figure out. I can't imagine a sweet girl like Gura being manipulative and malicious. I want to give her the benefit of the doubt. It's just very hard sometimes.

>>23637910
it's awesome and i'm very grateful to her for introducing it to me

>>23637910
That's great bud, I'm terrible at rhythm games despite loving them so much

>>23637910
Didn't ask.

>>23637910
Are you the chumbud who bought it few days ago?

>>23637910
Same desu
I'm happy Gura opened me up to more rhythm gams

>>23637959
Sounds like you just dont understand autism anon.
Or you are a faggot and should unironically kill yourself.
Regardless only you really know which one of those is true.

>>23637978
rubrubrubrubrub

i think gawr and gura should kiss

>>23637910
Based, I think I'm too ojisan for Project Diva.

>>23637910
How to acquire rhythm if I have none?

>>23637959
>I can't imagine a sweet girl like Gura being manipulative and malicious
you're in for a lot of disappointment

>>23637988
Yeah

>>23637988
Nah

Hey, chumbies! Sorry for the delay, I've been tired aftering getting everything done, but I'll be back tomorrow.

>>23638057
Honestly the best answer is practice.
Muse Dash is probably one of the easiest out there if you dont mind the disgusting bugmen developers.

>>23638143
I thought the devs were nips with chink publishers.

I'm in love with Gura!

>>23638089
>>23638113
That's a weird larp

>>23638041
Yeah kiss me

>>23638173
This is correct. Also, the chink publishers are only used inside Japan now.

>>23638067
my wife

>>23638357
oyasame

>>23638173
Whatever they've done they've done an awful job for the past few updates. They keep breaking the fucking game.

>>23638357
sharkdreams

>>23637922
Relax, buddy. No one is saying she's at another man's house. That was just a hyperbolic metaphor.
I was illustrating the absurdity of trying to dismiss all suspicions as mere "cuck fantasies".

>>23638173
>>23638335
No its not correct. They are a Chinese company located in China.
The Publishers are the ones who said Hololive undermines the CCP and should be punished.
They are both disgusting chinks.

>>23637456
I just want a member post or something, is that too much to ask? 9-10 days without even a single peep is too much. I don't care how long she's away as long as she at least updates us from time to time.

>>23638117
Wouldn't it be funny if Gura came back tomorrow with her classic members only stream after leaving for a bit, and it turned out everyone just ignored the real Gura?

>>23638486
i always ignore her when she posts here

>>23638058
I expected betrayal from Mori, so it was unsurprising when it was revealed.
But I don't think Gura is capable. She wouldn't be able to say the things she's said.

>>23638471
>>23638441
retard

>>23638471
Apparently that makes you a nosy entitled asshole by the standards of some in this thread.

>>23638565
>get called retarded for wanting more Gura
this thread is /ggg/ right?

>>23638501
Same desu, females should post tits or gtfo. That also applies to shark girls.

>>23638441
the real absurdity here is you trying to frame your shitposting as something legit

>>23638597
No, this is goopgoop general.

>>23638605
How can Gura post her tits if she does not have any?

>>23638605
Flat shark chest. T u T

>>23638597
Fuck off fake chumbud.

>>23638671
she can post her nipples

>>23638005
>Sounds like you just dont understand autism anon.
I think it's the opposite. I can't understand how she feels or why she does what she does because I myself, might have autism. Or at least something like it.

>>23638597
Please understand he needs to post screenshots of him on his discord calling people retards for 20 hours a day or he wont be able to become a mod there.

>>23638689
But it's tits or gtfo not nipples or gtfo.

>>23638734
cute little shark nipples!

>>23638700
Half of this thread probably has autism and they aren't throwing tantrums constantly. I think it's just you.

>>23638671
Tits are tits regardless of size.

>>23638597
>No, she should the thing she said she wasn't gonna do because *I* think that it's "not too much too ask". *I* decide what Gura should do

>>23638634
Why is it so common to accuse others of being disingenuous here? We don't even get raided like other generals.

>>23638825
Holy newfag.

>>23638821
>She said she wasn't going to do something so I'm not allowed to wonder why.

>>23638734
rubrubrubrubrub

>>23638886
Correct.

>>23638886
Go wonder about it somewhere else where they care about your schizo fantasies.

>>23638714
That's not a very /ggg/ thing to say anon. We don't allow posts like that here. You better retard spam if you want to fit in. This is your last warning.

>>23638950
>we

>>23638759
Perhaps I'm the only one here with the high-functioning variety?

>>23638950
>we
This is a discord approved post.

>>23638977
At least you're accepting that you're mentally ill. That's progress.

"Love you"
A line that melts to drops of beautiful blue
Like gently falling tears

>>23638950
Alright, anon who is definitely not me being a samefagging nigger mad that my bait is ineffective. I will take you warning to heart.

I miss her.

What the fuck happened to the thread when saying "Man, I wish Gura would talk to us more" is seen as controversial?

>>23639036
retard

>>23639036
It's bait, just like "her friend" shich is used by deadbeats.

>>23638597
Yea there's a lot of thin skinned babies here. They think the more they blindly agree with whatever Gura does the more the have a chance with her. That's why they're so fervent in letting you know they think they're better than you, instead of discussing literally anything.
If it were up to them, we'd see Gura once a year. Anything to raise their odds by 0.0000000001%.

>>23639040
She specifically meant me

>>23637022
>>23637065

>>23639089
retard

I wish she wasn't my oshi

>>23639036
You must not have been here in November

>>23639011
This post was mine and definitely not someone pretending to suggest he was samefagging with my post because he's too stupid to understand a sarcastic false flag post.

>>23639036
It's been almost two years most of us are fine with Gura as is. She told us she would be going house hunting. Not that hard to put two, and two together, and understand if she was moving she might just be tired.

>>23639006
"Thank you"
Ascending like a deeply red melody
Is sweet music to my ears, ah~ah~ah~

I will be the last chumbud and I will marry Gura

>>23639122
t. >>23636130
Crybaby.

>>23639175
retard

>>23639089
>he thinks people don't want her to stream
Anon people aren't saying they don't want to hear from her, they just aren't bitching about it because she already fucking told us what she was doing.

>>23639165
Objection

>>23639165
I made this post

>>23639036
Unironicaly discord.

>>23639175
kek this is you >>23635981? Are you still seething for being called a brown monkey lmao

>>23636208
I rarely post because during downtimes threads turn to shit with trolling and gaslighting, much like now with fake concernposting and so on. /vt/ as a whole is barely functional because the majority of posters are just trolls, SEA trash and various offshoots of kiwifarms and discord faggotry. The noise has overwhelmed the signal, so the only thing to do is watch streams. There is nobody to interact with.

I admire the fact Gura is absent in the proper sense, and understand her logic. In any case /vt/ is simply terrible for genuine discussions and genuine fans.

>>23639216
rubrubrubrubrub

>>23639200
retard

Chmnbds I’m NGMI I miss the shark….

>>23639311
Have a gura

>>23639311

>>23639271
The main issue with /vt/ is there is a single janny that knows anything about vtubers and hes a fucking deadbeat.
Most of the moderation is done by people just responding to reports and it just leaves a place for shitposters to go nuts.

>>23639271
Genuine fans have moved to discord, you should follow suit. Hell, there is a GGG discord iirc.

>>23639164
"Love you"
is painted out in shades of shadowy gray
A joy is filling me

>>23639240
Lol, no.
I have no idea who >>23639175 is or why he thinks >>23639122 is >>23636130.
I already blew you the fuck out with >>23636604
There's no reason to revisit it.

>>23639359
>Hell, there is a GGG discord iirc.
absolutely fuck right off

>>23639359
This is one of the most impressive bait posts ive ever seen.

>>23639359

>>23639359
Are you in it? If you aren't in it, what's the point.

>>23639359

It's day 10 or so

How many chumbuds have been seduced

>>23639405
I'm not a genuine fan so i belong in /ggg/ posting gura cute.

I think Creep is my favorite Gura karaoke song. I hope she sings it again.

>>23639438

>>23639448
Gura is cute, agreed.

>>23637022
Is it gay if this makes my pp hard?

Meet and Greet details doko

>>23639458
Still lost boy for me.

>>23639469
UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
I want to give this small shark maid a bad day.

>>23639488
She will be canceling.

>>23639484
Yes, verry.

>>23639381
hahahahahahahaha
>i blew you the fuck out with "huurrrrr you don't need her to reiterate the reason for her break every few days so you must be a tourist. that's how real human beings behave my mom told me"
hahahahahahahaha

>>23639484
Depends.
If you still find females hot, you're bi at worst.

>>23639157
I mean, she said 5-7 days in the stream. I understand if she needs more time to move or whatever but it's day 9 now which is a couple of days past her first projected timeframe and I think her saying something along the lines of "hey, I need more time, x to y more days maybe. Please have patience" is better than absolute silence. Hell, even if she said that she's too tired to do something for a couple of days I'm sure most of people would rather have that than nothing.

>>23638597
>>23638714
>>23638950
>>23639011
>>23639151
Can someone just make a chart and map out "the enemies of /ggg/"? Someone please explain what all this discord double false-flagging, false false-flagging, and false double-false-flagging is. Thanks.

>>23639381
Of course its the same person. You really think more than one person spams retard both here and in global? There's a reason you only get one per post 90% of the time. There's even a period of time where you wont get any because he's asleep.
I knew he was crying while posting.

>>23639519
Stay mad while I continue to wish we had more Gura.

>>23639564
Plus if it's anything like other Holo moves the ISP will inexplicably take over a week to show up and install service

>>23639591
retard

>>23639573
Sure here is a list of all the people that need to go back

(you)

Ok I hope this puts things into a better perspective.

>>23639359
>there is a GGG discord iirc
This would explain why it feels like one these days. But go back.

>>23639613
keep trying to pretend youbeven watch her streams at all brown boy

I miss chumguts

>>23639564
I think "most people" can use their brain for once in their life, and figure out what is going on. I know you people have some bad brain rot, but try using your brain a little bit.

>>23639564
You're imagining Gura saying to have patience, yet you're not being very patient right now. Sad.

>>23639647
retard

>>23639564
I agree.
Gonna trigger a lot of fags and discord users with that TOTALLY SUPER HOT TAKE though.

>>23639564
Bro Gura posted right here >>23638117 no one payed attention to her.

What would you do for a pet Gura and Gawr?
What would you sacrifice?

https://discord.gg/shaak
Come home chumbies, we love to talk about gura and are open to discussions that chumbuds here will call you a retard for.
You can also be part of amazing projects that will definitely reach gura.

>>23639789
The better question is what wouldn't I

>>23639591
I post retard after he goes to bed so there's at least two

>>23639564
bullshit.
the shitposters would still be here posting the same stuff if she did tweet that, and any sane chumbud is able to put 2 and 2 together and realize she needs more time than what she initially thought.

Gura cute

>>23639789
Idk like.... a large soda.
You arent giving much of a ground for what I need to give up to get them.

>>23639843
I post it too because I find it funny when shitposters seethe about it, make it three

>>23639374
"Thank you"
falls slowly from my lips and is washed away
By only the purest kiss, ah~ah~ah~

>>23639789
nothing, because i'm a mentally sane person who acknowledges that she's just a character played by a real human being

>>23639271
There is not much to say other than I'm looking forward to seeing what everyone made for Gura's birthday. I've been happily in love with her since Valentine's Day.

>>23639851
I mean I agree with this but it would still be nice for her to say something and that is a undeniable fact.

>>23639667
>>23639834

>>23639564
Reading these replies is such a laugh. Absolute clown world.

>>23639905
Yes, but only shitposters are obsessed and shitting on her over not saying something.

>>23639940
And water is wet.

>>23639591
It honestly wasn't me.
Although I will say that yesterday I did start spamming "retard" at the retard posts to see if people would get upset that all the posts in the thread were "retard" and start wanting mods to issue bans. Instead, everyone started spamming it at all posts and nothing happened because the meidos care about us just about as much as Gura does.

>>23639851
I don't give a shit about what shitposters say, they spew their contrived shit even if nothing's happening. I know she needs more time but any sort of signs of life from her is much better than having nothing. Why is saying "more gura > no gura" such a "hot take"

>>23639984
retard

I appreciate the songposts guys. Now we just need some horny posters...

>>23639681
I'm as white as freshly fallen snow and from Michigan, but okay SEAslug.

>>23639984
retard

>>23639984
Don't worry, jannies soon tm.
Source: My ass______________.

>>23639886
i am the 4th one kek

>>23640022
Based Michigan bud

>>23640008
>>23640025
retard

>>23640018
I already fapped to the futa greentext sorry.

>>23640018
I'm too busy playing map games to hornypost, sorry.
https://files.catbox.moe/0mtvtf.png

>>23639564
Hey I'm worried she may have an accident

>>23640093
map games?

>>23640022
even worse

>>23639648
I think I get it.
You're facetiously pretending to false-flag as a false flagging discord poster, but are really false double false-flagging as a sarcastic double false false-flagger.

>>23640018
Maybe I'll switch to that when I'm done playing vidya. For now it's 3 am and I'm listening to Gura's angelic voice.

Just goes to show Gura doesn't care enough about us to post updates and her manager is too lazy to post to make it look like she cares.

Chink imagespammer was cooler than retardspammer

>>23640018
Not that you people could make me horny anyways. I like loli but all you people talk about is cum, piss, and futa faggotry.

>>23640150
go back

>>23640008
>>23640025
>>23640065
retard

>>23640180
I disagree.
At least retardspammer isnt using Gura as a guise to shit up the thread.

Gura just told me she's gonna update you guys tomorrow, she's not sure about a stream yet though.

>>23640210
retard

what would gura say if she came in and saw these posts

>>23640184
Hahahaha Sure thing. ;) *wink*

>>23640233
>Seeing these posts and still decides not giving us update
oh no no no chumbabies

>>23640230
Why do you hate Gura?
>>23640233
She is smart enough to know which of these posts are just antis and shitposters.

>>23639564
She clearly said that she wouldn't have the means to communicate with us while away and while she did consider some options, no one in their right mind seriously believed she would have the technical know how to get them working before leaving the next day.
And this is Gura, she's not gonna go out of her way to figure a temporary thing just to post a useless tweet.
This a girl who has described calling her mom less than once a week before. It's just who she is. It doesn't matter how much she loves you she will take things at her own pace.
So anyone being a little bitch right now is either
>a false flagging nigger looking to stir shit because muh inactive holo
or
>a mentally ill retard who likes only the version of gura that he built in his head and throws a bitch fit whenever the real gura doesn't comply to it
most likely the former

>>23640233
Kill yourself frog faggot

>>23640297
retard

>>23640233
She would sigh and mutter: "retards"

>>23640304
>Gura doesnt know how to use a phone.
yea.... and the other people are retarded and mentally I'll

Alright I'm out now

>>23640334
>I'll
thanks phone.... this is why I dont ever phone post.

thank you soundpost anons

>>23640304
Chumbabies are the laughing stock
Other talents give better communication to their fanbases so they are chill

>>23640304
There's a limit to how much you can blame Gura's brain.

>>23640395
>>23640400
retard

>>23640310
no

>>23640184
This post is peak false double false-flagging as a flagged double false false-flagger flagging a double post-flagged posted flagger that's falsely posted a double flagged false post.
Bravo, anon.

>>23640334
Way to expose your self as not even a grayname, but someone who does not even pay attention to want Gura says.

>>23640425
ok reddit

>>23640395
Honestly this is true and it hurts to think about when I see how much Holos like Korone and Pekora tweet at their fans.

>>23640413
Like I said. There's a limit. I don't understand how someone like Ayame can still have fans for example.

>>23640483
Even Ina posts in member-only...

I need to piss but I want to finish listening to all the soundposts

Imagine sitting in this thread all day every day coping with that empty feeling she left inside you by attacking upset chumbuds. You aren't getting up votes for this, it won't make your life any less miserable.

Nice complaints faggots. But how about tweeting it at her or write a comment under one of her VODs? You want her to change? Then make her understand that her behaviour displeases you. You accomplish nothing with whining and screaming about it here.

>>23640450
"Maybe I'll do a twitter space or something"
Watch streams nigger. She knows how she just didnt want to.

>>23640304
Anon, she doesn't even communicate with us when she's here. Look at how much the other talents tweet at their fans. The "not liking twitter" excuse doesn't really make much sense considering her only interaction on it would be with her fans and other Holos anyway. It's not that she doesn't like using twitter to talk to her fans, it's that she doesn't like talking to her fans at all.

>>23640625
>implying she'll ever read my comment or reply on twitter

>>23640625
Gura doesnt read comments you retarded "chumbud".

>>23640529
Korone and Pekora do that too.

>>23640502
retard

>>23640304
>would have the technical know how to get them working before leaving the next day
Anon, she could still communicate using a phone. The only thing that she said that she didn't want to do were twitter spaces since she didn't want to talk since she's paranoid of being found out which, yeah she is super paranoid. This doesn't change the fact that you can make tweets or youtube community posts mobile and her saying that "I need more time" when she needs more time is infinitely better than being left in the dark.

>>23640676
We're back to Gura lying again.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWmVfNUynBE

>>23640750
???
Gura hasnt ever said she reads twitter replies or youtube comments.

>>23640676
oh so you do not even watch her streams?

>>23640786
Watch streams.

>>23640786
Way to out yourself "chumbud"

>>23640736
>>23640659
Stop outing yourselves retard. Go find some other drama.

>>23639645
>ISP will inexplicably take over a week to show up
That's not inexplicably, that's just how ISPs operate

>>23640786
and THIS faggot calls others fake chumbuds LOL

>>23640750
>>23640795
>>23640798
>>23640800
>>23640829
>>23640851
Here comes discord.

>>23640786
Watch streams

>>23640798
wait, people here watch streams? I thought we were all assposters

She claims to read them

>>23640829
Once you out yourself as someone just here for the drama I'll be the only true chumbud left and she will definitely come back. She'll even call me her little shrimpie and admit that she was gone at all!

>>23640862
yeah no. go back to your dramacord and find something else.

>>23640862
>gets exposed hard
>M-MUH DISCORD
utterly pathetic

>>23640862
>>23640786
>>23640660
>>23640676
Is this the "I just want more Gura" chumbud this thread talking about?

>>23640304
>She clearly said that she wouldn't have the means to communicate with us while away
She has a fucking phone

>>23640907
go back.

It really is crazy how they all decide to post at the exact same time to show how many of them there are.
"ok guys everyone post now so it looks like everyone thinks the way we do"

Can't wait to see what kind of cope yesmen here will come up with when she inevitably use her moving as the reason her "projects" are unfinished again when she is asked for her reason for not doing 4M stream

>>23641011
You fags are the only ones who care about the 4M stream.

>>23640959
expose yourself harder

>>23640982
are you a spy in our discord? get out and let us coordinate in peace

>>23640982
and now he is coping

>>23640982
Lol yea its always discord right?

why don't you retards just watch Petra instead? she's live right now playing minecraft

>>23640982
>>23640786
Reminder this is the "chumbud" that calling other discordfag

>>23640982
Those "discord fags" are bigger fans than you will ever be

Gura cute Gura cute

>>23640982
proof?

Fuck I just noticed it was 3am. No wonder the thread is shitty, the brown people are out and about.
Have a good night buds.

>>23640625
You think she cares what any of us have to say or what we like or want? Once every few days, she goes on twitter for a few minutes, likes the first couple of pieces of fanart she sees in #gwart, and then she closes twitter and doesn't go back until she needs some fanart to make the thumbnails for her streams that week.

>>23640233
...

>>23641133

>>23641158
good night chumbie

>>23641047
I'm convinced half the fucking people here saying "it's fine for gura to not even bother to communicate" are just shitposters at this point

>>23641133
Now this is a good post.

>>23641133

>>23641158
t. Juan Taco Gonzalez Ramirez Hernandez

>>23641158
The worst part of being distracted is accidentally watching this board become worse than usual in real time

>>23641133
Wrong pic sorry

>>23641159
So you are saying Gura is lying?

>>23640304
>Gura is a stupid idiot and will never improve EVER
>If you expect anything at all from her ever, you dont love her
>I'm the fan and ur the anti btw
lole

>>23641133
That's very hot, post more not-Gura.

But why did gura say that she won't communicate with us while she's away?
There must be a reason for this

I want a (You) too chumbies

>>23641232
one not-Gura coming right up

>>23641271
no

>>23641271

>>23640862
Its so obvious and they are so defensive.

>>23641274
Get a load of this DOPE!

>>23641271
ok

>>23641216
No. I'm saying that other anon is right and she doesn't read comments or twitter replies. She reads chat. Why would she do anything else?

>>23641311
You are not very good at samefagging

>>23641232
https://files.catbox.moe/rrrav7.png

>>23641334
You are saying Gura is lying.

>>23641334
>No, she is not lying
>she doesn't read comments or twitter replies
So you don't watch stream?

I have a confession to make. Despite being a chumbud day one, the only chuuba I've superchated to once was pochi-sensei during her new outfit reveal

>>23641232
Have a not-Gura

>>23641358
Nice Gabby with a buttplug.

>>23640795
>>23640798
>>23640800
>>23640829
>>23640851
>>23640865
>>23640932
>>23640957
>>23641049
>>23641060
>>23641066
>>23641087
>>23641122
>>23641124
>>23641151
>>23641351
>>23641369
Cool delete janny now take care of all these faggot raiders please

>>23641232
Okay.
https://streamable.com/etlni3

>>23640304
>a mentally ill retard who likes only the version of gura that he built in his head
I mean that version is definitely better than the reality, which is somebody who doesn't care about Hololive, doesn't care about her 'friends', and doesn't give a single fuck about her fans unless they're giving her money.

>>23641434
retard

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Or2I2SW4kko

>>23641429
UUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOHHHHHH
https://files.catbox.moe/53d8wq.mp4

>>23641351
You're so predictable, lmao.

>>23641232
Only because you asked.
https://files.catbox.moe/sin8rm.mp4

>>23641232
If you insist...
https://files.catbox.moe/3yq6y8.webm

>>23641231
>tries to paint self as a fan
>uses lole
lmao. says it all.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRGBfApUxCA

I want to suck on Gura's cute futa dick

>>23641358
That Gura would be way too tall.

May I have another (You) for the road chumbies

>>23641588
At least I believe in Gura and don't think she's useless and incapable, unlike you. lole.

>>23641677

>>23641429
>>23641501
>>23641637
Holy fuck the jannies are so worthless they deleted 2 cunny posts and left one up posted before the others....
It must be because they are unable to read any posts pertaining to raiders.
What a fucking joke /vt/ is