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/nasfaqg/ - Overturning the King edition

Thread for the discussion of NASFAQ, a financial market simulator based on holding of coins that represent the members of hololive and some of their mamas.
This is a fake stock market game meant for FUN, not a real stock market (cryptofags will not be happy here either, no real money involved, NO you won't get better at stocks from this).

https://nasfaq.biz/info - READ THIS. No seriously read it, faggot.

Research 1: https://schedule.hololive.tv/
Research 2: https://holo.poi.cat/
Research 3: https://hololive.jetri.co/

F.U.C.K. Reports (Market-based reports, updated daily): https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/104gsM_vZz1MuhJxfuYeT_xNFC1Qk1h7zeLVoCyFsrSw/edit?usp=sharing
"real oshiboard" spreadsheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1c-ioaVcHWb4kMHXF8kqND9mZ_O84P-xLzbDoY-JGmrk/edit?usp=sharing
https://files.catbox.moe/jhccbu.webm (embed) (embed) (user was din ding-ding for this post) (embed)
revised Haaton wallet analyzer sheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1ou-iTo4fF9YcPWKZZtqsG-SjUJDWBJ20Wxrrwc2-he8/edit?usp=sharing
returns report temporary archive: https://rentry.org/returnsreport
aggie, come draw, all skill levels are welcome: https://aggie.io/cgcows3hns

Mikofag's humble attempt to archive some of the thread OC:
https://mega.nz/folder/NeQghDqL#mSL13SdqKjKgYVjFCgF6Iw
Thread Lore:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1BNIA50Z2vw4pS6gLbxyTL5trAfIo-Uo22womorcx-7o/edit?usp=sharing

Previous thread: >>21360837

>> No.21469875

towa

>> No.21469932
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sex

>> No.21470038

towa

>> No.21470089
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Don't buy Towa.

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>>21469569
>>21469729
I want the old, good threads back... I don't want the aggie, the global chat, the DMs, the minecraft server, the discords... I want the good old threads when everything happened here whether you liked it or not...

>> No.21470149

>>21469383
The thread is suffering mainly because of lack of effort-bearing content. If it bothers you, please contribute.

>>21469729
>Shitposting
Fair. Aggie/GC took most of it.
>Avatarfagging
Thread itself became insanely hostile to it, almost rabidly so lately. Not the fault of Aggie or GC.
>Game discussions
Thread still has them, but it's the lengthy ones, requiring effort to write and often touching on topics that aren't interesting to the average player, just hyper-optimizers. Not much can be
>Rivalries
Both thread and GC have them.
>Off-topic
Fair. Aggie/GC made a lot of it migrate there, but the thread also went into full-blown anti-off-topic mode for a long time that curbed it away.
>Inane bullshit
Same as above.

I argued that removing shitposting/off-topic/avatarfagging acting as filler in between effortposts/long gameplay discussion would make the thread dead. Now you can see the state of the thread those people wanted, their "ideal" thread is just fucking dead.

>>21470004
Amen. Too slow with my post, I see.

>> No.21470523

>>21470113
I'd gladly post more about the Minecraft server in the thread itself if not for certain individuals being unreasonably hostile about it. Same thing for a lot of the stuff mentioned here - off-topic, avatarfagging, shitposting. Why is the thread so bipolar? People wanted to get rid of that content, and now are surprised when the lack of it (paired with lack of updates on the Devs part) made it migrate elsewhere and left the thread barren.

>> No.21470659

>>21470523
>Why is the thread so bipolar?
It's almost like, and I'm just going on a hunch here but, it's almost like the thread is more than one person...

>> No.21470806

>>21470659
It is, but you'd expect for there to be more counterbalanced discussions. Not one side saying "get the fuck out with off-topic" for months, just for it to die down and have "where the fuck is our off-topic" side resurface a month later. I'd expect for both of those sentiments to exist at the same time.

>> No.21470842

>>21470146
yeah probably, just looking at ritualposts you can see how many people quite/took a break

>> No.21471112

>>21470113
The aggie became a discord server for friends instead of an extension of the thread.

>> No.21471621

The revival of abayoposting... Finally...

>> No.21471676

>>21470146
Another problem with this is that you can't have any other type of discussion, if you ask for something normal like who to buy you'll get a
>just buy Mori lol
Reply, which just sucks, yeah I get that all of you think of Mori as the single best coin in the game that can't go wrong no matter how much you buy, but surely there's something else there? You don't just buy Mori right? This isn't a solved game and Mori is just one of 65 coins

>> No.21471684

I FUCKING HATE KENZOKUS

>> No.21471690

>>21470806
That's because the people happy with the current state of things aren't saying anything because... they have nothing to complain about... until they do. You always need to get a pulse from them before making a decision but people here can't do that and only listens to the loud ones. So the people being loud keeps ping ponging.

>> No.21471729

i call that a win, pack your shit up we’re going home

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>>21471637

>> No.21471788

>>21471676
>You don't just buy Mori right? This isn't a solved game
Above a certain net worth it's close enough.

>> No.21471845

>>21471676
Buy Civia. Unironically. Every coin is a ponzi scheme coin, but the sheer amount of liquid people have to throw around makes Civia going up almost certain.
>>21471788
Mori is great for long-term hold. She's not as good as people think, though.
>>21471637
Immagine the smell...

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You know what the real fucking problem is? Fucking zoomers. Who's always posting in GC? Literally people who outed themselves as 18-19-20 year olds.

>> No.21472061

>>21471965
I'm not old enough to pick a fight with zoomers

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>>21471965
Don't you have an osteoporosis to suffer through, old man?

>> No.21472136

>>21471845
>Immagine the smell...
tobacco...

>> No.21472272

>>21471676
Mori is just that good of a coin, at $18481 6x she gives 27.81% returns assuming you sell her at 30k, the 2nd biggest dip of the day which is marine, at $25908.11 2x gives 26.69% returns assuming you sell her at her 2 week average of $35776. I wouldn't listen to me though since I'm fairly retarded

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>>21471965
The global chat is just too fucking much. Weekend aggies were nice, a celebration of the weekend that wasn't excessively detrimental to the thread. People would catch up, talk about their lives, and maybe organise something fun to do like Gartic, CS, or whatever. What we have now? Everybody and everything in one chatbox 24/7, with the thread being left in tatters. As a zoomer myself, I apologise for my brethren, we're fucking retarded in our own varied ways. I was always against the global chat and I won't change my stance. Death to the global chat and its proponents, I support the weekend aggie and the thread. Inshallah.

>> No.21472927

>>21472571
>As a zoomer myself I apologise for my brethren
Oi how about you bugger off then while ye at it fuckin zoomer bloke

>> No.21472953

Truth is, everything went bad since the Mitsubishi happened, I fully blame them for the thread's downfall.

>> No.21473051

>>21472953
Thread was almost dead when Miyazaki happened. If anything, it revived it.

>> No.21473101

>>21472953
Mitsubishi is a symptom, not the cause. Without the aggie there would be no Mitsubishi.

>> No.21473143

>>21472953
>>21473051
Momfactory soured the mood when it came out, but it also kinda revived the thread for a bit and has been one of the rare source of good content since. So it's half-half.

>> No.21473177

>>21473101
See
>>21470004

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>towa abayo
Proud of you, keep it up.

>> No.21473857

Inaposter and clique schizos killed the thread

>> No.21474038

>>21473857
Nah, it is the clique that killed the thread.

>> No.21474069

>>21474038
Nah, it's the clique complaining that killed the thread.

>> No.21474097

its me. i killed the thread.

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>>21468959
>weekend only as a compromise
Weekend only or not, I think that our thread activity started to degrade because of it. The 1st, 2nd, and 3rd time mogu created it, it was fine/perfect because it was advertised as a means to create our weekly OC/OP, also as a way to encourage us to do our reps and it involved everything that was happening in the threads. It started to change little by little when everyone saw that it was a great way to chat with players or our rivals, and it became something that everyone looked forward into. I'm not them but I would guess that everyone started to not share their stories in the thread but instead keep their stories, be it personal or about the game, until the weekend aggie and share their stories in there instead.
That was the starting point our thread activity became less active, mixed with all the timeloops and armchair dev that was happening, some probably saw it as a way to escape the thread when it was happening.
>Global chat being weeklong is the real problem.
Another honest opinion of mine is, we're just seeing global chat to blame for our recent thread inactivity but in reality, everyone is starting to get bored of the game, or we just have nothing to talk about anymore. The same thing happened during sundays when the thread was not that active back then, some anons blamed the aggie for that but when visiting the aggie, the aggie itself has nothing happening and is inactive except for those who are drawing, like the global chat problem right now. Everyone implies that it's killing the main activity but when you visit it, you will see the last chat being 45 minutes ago or sometimes more.
All in all just the same thing.

>> No.21474139

>>21473177
Still doesn't refute my point. Without the aggie, there would be no direct messaging, no secret whispering, no invites to discord servers and no Miyazaki.

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>>21474097
YOU MOTHERFUCKER

>> No.21474278

>>21474139
And none of those things killed the thread

>> No.21474298

>>21474105
>everyone is starting to get bored of the game, or we just have nothing to talk about anymore
This. The issue is that GC was implemented to make mutual funds possible... and then the Devs never followed up on that.
All the gameplay discussion is niche/fringe with tons of data analysis because the well of approachable gameplay discussion has been exhausted.
>>21474139
>Miyazaki
Already used in this thread. You fail and you should feel bad.

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>>21474139
>Without the aggie, there would be no direct messaging, no secret whispering
I actually got to contact a couple people privately through the thread before the aggie. Had to be creative but you could

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>>21474139
Nothing wrong with those things, those are minor compared to the PLETHORA OF OTHER FUCKING ISSUES that have degraded this thread.

>> No.21474642

It doesn't matter if Miyamoto was made thanks to the aggie or not it's still a problem right now, anything that happens in it could have been a post in the thread, it's literally killing it.

>> No.21474710

>>21474356
True. But Miyatsuko made their announcement on 20/12/2021, months after the aggie.

>> No.21474779

>>21474710
But how is the matsutake a problem for the thread?

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>>21470149
>I argued that removing shitposting/off-topic/avatarfagging acting as filler in between effortposts/long gameplay discussion would make the thread dead. Now you can see the state of the thread those people wanted, their "ideal" thread is just fucking dead.
>>21471965
I hate to say I told you so. So I'll just let you two say it instead.
>>21472571
>GT Arabic
>I will kill any Jew I encounter
>In the name of Masjid Al-Aqsa God wants this in this way
>very very GT Arabic
lmao
>>21471637
here

>> No.21474954

>>21474779
Miyatsuko is bad…because it is, okay.

>> No.21474987

>>21474865
That wasn't the inaschizo...

>> No.21475003

>>21474865
>I hate to say I told you so.
Told me... that zoomers were a problem? huh?

>> No.21475010

>>21469729
>Shitposting, avatar fagging, game discussions, rivalries, offtopic, inane bullshit and etc. But with the creation of aggie, the majority of posters that did that moved over to aggie and stayed there.
The only thing that moved to the aggie was offtopic, since, at the time, everyone felt like it was polluting the threads. All the others continued to be on the thread for long after the aggie's creation.
I think the real problem here is that no one cares about the game anymore. The people who used to shitpost, avatarfag, etc. got tired both of the game, and the thread being whiny cunts about every tiny thing. Gradually, people either stopped interacting with the thread, they stopped playing the game or both
You cry about the aggie taking all of this from the thread but if you go to the aggie.you'd see it's a wasteland. There's been no one talking there for the past few days. And I from what I've seen the GC is similarly dead. Even if you were to remove the aggie and the GC overnight, the thread would not go back to how it used to be. Firstly, because most of those posters are long gone. And secondly, cause for those who remained there's nothing to talk about.

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>>21474987
>>21475003
Just agreeing with both of you, nothing else implied. Ignore the quoted snippet.

>> No.21475225

>>21475010
>There's been no one talking there for the past few days.
because it was closed during the week under priestess' management. I'm pretty sure most people don't even realize it's still open, or are just keeping it to weekend only by habit

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>>21474642
Believe me, most of what happens in it would either not be said in the thread at all or you wouldn't want it in the thread. There's a reason why myself and others still engaged in the thread heavily, because ultimately we, as players, care about the thread.

The Zaibatsu's biggest failure is being unable to promote competition (which was supposed to inject more life and LARP into the thread). I know there's one group that organized in secret but is waiting for mutual funds to drop, and maybe there's several more in the works waiting for that update.

>> No.21475233

>>21471965
>>21475167
So you want the zoomers zooming in the thread?

>> No.21475320

back in my age we told people to post dick not to post wallet
so that's when nasfaq died, when you became spineless cowards and switched to wallet posting

>> No.21475328

>>21475233
I want zoomers zooming on my cock

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>>21475233
Yes, it's a military strategy you see. Let them advance on my own territory so that I can then crush them with better positioning, logistics and knowledge of the land.

>> No.21475392

>>21475320
Back in the days, we used to hide our wallets and make takos seethe

>> No.21475396

>>21475320
dickposting was /soc/ cancer shit but it was funny to shitpost about it

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>>21475233
Real-talk? FR FR no cap on god lit based? The zoomers in the GC that aren't talking about gaming are newhags that are trying to learn the NASFAQ ropes. Exactly the kind of thing that would make the thread a bit more appealing to new players or breath some life into it?

>> No.21475428

>>21474642
I'll let you in on a secret The Motoyagi is more dead than the thread

>> No.21475472

>>21475320
Holy based, bring back sombrero man or kill this thread already

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>>21475428
pagi...
>"Today I have come bearing a blunt and a bot. Do not let the blunt fall from my hand."

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>>21475392
I actually knew of an exploit that allowed me to see your hidden wallets anyway.

>> No.21475585

>>21475542
shhh, don't tell them

>> No.21475631

>>21475428
not surprising, most of them are on breaks

>> No.21475660

>>21474356
>>21475542
You keep talking shit but not posting proof

>> No.21475665 [DELETED] 

>>21474105
>we're just seeing global chat to blame for our recent thread inactivity but in reality, everyone is starting to get bored of the game, or we just have nothing to talk about anymore.
This. Im sure I remember there were talk about if we only wanted game discussion happening the thread would be dead but the thread is still dead anyways because we ran out of things to talk about. nothing is stopping us at using the thread for anything. I stay in gc most of the time but the talk there only lasts for about 10 or 20 minutes till it die again and stays dead for a long time

Sent from my samsung - SC-03K

>> No.21475725

Want some game discussion? Have some game discussion.

Civia has "no" divs, 56k subs, 0 views.
Rushia has 1.6m subs and will have 0 views tomorrow.

What do you think will happen to her divs next week?

>>21475542
ssg

>> No.21475727

>>21475660
It was common knowledge that people could do that, it was posted about in the thread

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nice opinions you got here now back it up with a dickpic

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>>21475734

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>>21475585
>>21475660
Ask honk, he'll confirm it. I had to tell him about it because when the DMs came out the same exploit affected them and I could read all your DMs and I let my sense of duty takover and reported it since it was leaking private conversations... So it's fixed now... I lost such a nice spying tool...

>> No.21475937

Just embrace death, you have a floor, DMs and a global chat in game, all nasfaq activity can be 100% self contained in the game itself, you brought this upon yourselves, the more time goes on, the more this thread will wither and there is nothing (You) can do to stop it.

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>>21475896
Uhhhh, how long was this exploit going on for?

>> No.21475986

>>21475896
>the boomer knows about intercourses with bread
oh nyoo...

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>>21475937

>> No.21476017

>>21475937
It's not allowed to die until it wins a /vt/ league cup

>> No.21476076

>>21475969
please don't tell me you started sexting with him immediately after DMs launched

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>>21476076

>> No.21476154

>>21475969
Don't worry, it was just a couple of days after DMs were introduced. It was spotted quickly, and it could only work if someone was actively listening in, leaving no history behind.

2/18/2022
>Fixed socket connections for direct messages
2/13/2022
>Added direct messaging

>> No.21476181

>>21476102
gay

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>>21475896
>he saw my nigger spam conversation with a certain flip
NOBODY CAN KNOW

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>>21475969
About a week after the DM update? also the devs could and still can read everything you post in DMs btw... I hope your realized that

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>>21476102
Gay. Also, cute.

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Look how cute pagi's nose is

>> No.21476322

>>21476267
pagi for ants

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>>21476154
Ah, okay, if it was actively listening, that's not as much of a worry.
>>21476207
Thanks again. I know, I'm not that dumb. Not like my reputation is so hot anyways.

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>>21476202
are you seriously denying the thread of such kino? wtf is wrong with you?

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>>21476322
She's very smol

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>>21476458
I AM LEAKING MY DMS FOR THE THREAD

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>>21476519

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>>21476323
> that's not as much of a worry.
haha yeah no don't worry about anything
it's not like everyone knew you and heimin has some saucy sexting already in DMs, so that if someone knew of the exploit you'd be the first obvious ones to try it on...
don't worry even if it was REALLY TEMPTING I didn't look

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>>21476767
I don't like your wording here, and this is off the presumption anything of the sort happened that soon.

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>>21476846
>that soon
...so it happened.

>> No.21476926

>>21476846
so it did happen

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>>21476846
>[Deleted]

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Hey, start the timeloop about the thread quality again, preferably with tons of shitflinging as well.

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>>21476846
oh nonononononononono you aren't getting away with it that easily

>> No.21477054

>>21476846
Since it did happen, link >us some samples. You can't leave >us hanging.

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>>21476846
>[Deleted]

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>>21476992
Stupid kenzoku

>> No.21477108

>>21476992
Sorry I only loop the thread once a day

>> No.21477164

>>21477108
Same

>> No.21477744
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>>21476846
>He actually fell for that bait

>> No.21477749
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21477749

So uhh... Money?

>> No.21477907
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>>21477749
Money.

>> No.21477929
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>>21477749
your own mess, good luck

>> No.21477930
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>>21477749
We can talk about money Like the moneyshots you gave eachother

>> No.21477937

>>21477749
kenzoku deflection thread

>> No.21477963
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Damn, the thread is sure lively today, eh?

>> No.21477980
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>>21477749
Imagine if Tower sees this, wonder what he will think.

>> No.21478113
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21478113

YOU ALL FELL FOR MY (You) FARM

>> No.21478151

>>21478113
kenzoku deflection post

>> No.21478246

>>21478113
If that's a (You) farm then you can have it, and this one, too.

>> No.21478490
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21478490

>>21478113
farm this

>> No.21478875 [SPOILER] 
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>>21478490
>3D

>> No.21478912
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>>21476992
I can only muster so much feigned anger and patience for retards. Instead, I will put English mustard on things it does not belong on.
>>21478490
Did she just rub that chicken grease all over herself? Kinky.

>> No.21478933
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>>21478875
This more to your liking?

>> No.21479067
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21479067

>>21478933
Yes

>> No.21479425

why are you so gay

>> No.21479436

i love money

>> No.21479575

Will all of this talk about the thread the thread dying and decaying it sure does feel like a bad time for me to have gotten started.

>> No.21479591

>>21479575
die

>> No.21479718
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>>21479591
Okay.

>> No.21479829

>>21479575
the thread is not dying its just been a couple of slower weeks/months, has happened before, its just that the nashags are all doomposters and in a parasocial relationship with the thread

>> No.21479934
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21479934

>>21479575
You get used to it

>> No.21480083

I'll soon have more Mori coins than my current oshicoin... Help

>> No.21480104

>>21480083
Just buy more oshi, it's not hard

>> No.21480120

>>21479829
>>21479934
Ogey. I was just reading through everything I missed while sleeping and it's a bit strange an an outsider. There's a lot of things I'm missing the context to like why a kenzoku and a heimin are in some sort of relationship... but I've been around slower threads so it feels a bit weird to see "AAAAA EVERYONE IS LEAVING DED THREAD DED GAME" when it seems like engagement is actually kinda healthy. Is this what looking at numbers all day does to you?

>> No.21480153

>>21480104
Her price has doubled in the last month and everyone is now buying her

>> No.21480165

>>21480153
civia oshicoiner....

>> No.21480211

>>21480120
No, this level of activity is weird. It's usually much more dead than this. I think something happened and people decided to actually be active for some reason.

>> No.21480247
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>>21480120
The thread used to run through multiple in a day, but things have changed, and is at a decentish pace now (currently is faster than what it has been).
Don't worry about your spoiler.

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>>21480165

>> No.21480375
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>>21480335

>> No.21480380
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>>21480120
>Is this what looking at numbers all day does to you?
For some people. But I'd be willing to bet some were alreadly like that before they started.
And it might just be the reason people have gone on break recently...

>> No.21480442

>>21480375
W-what's Ina going to do with that rifle?

>> No.21480470

>>21480442
she is aiming at the thing behind you, she is trying to save you

>> No.21480519
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>>21480442
She's helping him out do what he should have done long ago

>> No.21480765
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>>21480211
>>21480247
>>21480380
Naruhodo. Thank you for the quick answers. I feel a bit bad that I don't really have anything to contribute to the threads myself besides just being a newfag who doesn't know anything. I could ask some questions but that could get stale really quick, even if they're just about the game. I will NOT use the GC.

>> No.21480834

>>21480765
Any questions about general game mechanics will be answered honestly for the most part (read the info page and the information marks), strategies and what coins to buy, not so much, so feel free to ask.

>> No.21480864
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>>21480765
>spoiler
Unfathomably based

>> No.21481059

>>21480765
I kneel, newheimin. Just posting here is good enough

>> No.21481109

>>21480211
>this level of activity is weird
Simple. Somebody woke the schizos up.

>> No.21481137

>>21481109
rrat

>> No.21481146
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21481146

>>21480765
Any questions about general game mechanics are welcome here. There's a lot of knowledge which is commonly known for older players but isn't accessible on the game page itself, so rehearsing them is good for the newer players who might have joined in later.
For me, it's primarily the very specific gameplay questions that became a bit grating over time, i.e. "is my multicoin on [X] correct? should it be 4x instead of 5x?"

>> No.21481164
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21481164

>>21480335
I want to marry Aki so fucking badly

>> No.21481172

>>21481109
Putting everything down to 'schizos' is how bad things happen, shut the fuck up

>> No.21481204
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>>21481137
ogey

>> No.21481361

>>21481172
But I am the schizo

>> No.21481388

>>21481361
no I'm the schizo

>> No.21481390
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21481390

>>21481172
>>21481361

>> No.21481403

>>21481361
Then stop being the schizo

>> No.21481471

>>21481403
No

>> No.21481487

>>21481403
Maybe

>> No.21481490
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>>21481361
>>21481471

>> No.21481510

>>21481471
I don't remember making this post

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>> No.21481673
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>>21481146
>>21480834
Well I'll just ask for some clarification on my end because I'm kind of a dumbass. So! From what I understand coins will fluctuate based off the performance of the chuuba, right? So say you have Akicoin (random pick) and she inclines a bit, the price of the coin will by itself go up. Is that right? I know there's also the speculative market(?), where players think that a certain coin will have more worth in the future which will potentially cause it to incline earlier than expected. If that is the case, then how do Cocoin and Civiacoin work? Are they purely speculative or is there some underlying factor that the market takes into account?

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>>21481471
>>21481487
?!

>> No.21481719
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>>21481137
No more rrats

>> No.21481788
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21481788

>>21481673
I don't know about coco$ but civia$ is just blessed, make sure to buy octo(8)civia

>> No.21481804

>>21481719
Mating press

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>>21481719

>> No.21481990
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21481990

>>21481490
suck mu dick fageht

>> No.21482044
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21482044

>>21481673
Indeed. They are based off performance (usually counted up to a cutoff at 00:00 UTC, aka. 19:00 server-time) of a channel, scraping Youtube's API. Parameters such as daily views, weekly views, daily subs and weekly subs are involved. At adjustments (9:00 server-time), those metrics are applied and a coin trends towards a new value. Outside of this single special time of the day, price movements you can see are all player-driven... which is why they are usually quite dull, only going up or down throughout the day.
The consequence of this is that if a stream ends past 00:00 UTC, it'll be counted for next day's adjustments, not the upcoming ones.

If you think about it, this makes Coco's movement a bit easier to explain - she still has a channel, and thus still gets some residual views or subscriber changes. In the case of Civia, her channel exists, but doesn't have any videos. She's a special case who skips adjustments, and therefore she is the only coin that is purely speculative (Rushia will be treated the same).

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>>21481673
it is of paramount importance you buy everything in multiples of 8. It will improve your trading efficiency greatly

to answer your question, every day at 0905 server time clock on the top left of the page coins are affected by adjustments. The adjustment is based on a lot of things, but one of the major factors is the difference in channel views and subscribers between the adjustment day and the day before. If the channel has gained more views than the previous day, the coin adjusts up in most cases, if less, then the coin adjusts down in most cases. Additionally players buying or selling the coins affect their prices, this is mostly whats going on with civia, people are buying her but no one is selling here, since there is no reason to sell.

>> No.21482140
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>>21481673
Everyday at 9:05am EST, coins will adjust to a value based off their views and sub growth, compared to the previous day's coin price and respective views/subs. Coin price changes during the day depend largely on this concept, if a coin goes down as they held less views/subs from the last day, people will want to buy it with the expectation that the next day will have higher adjustment price to then sell at some point in the future, or to gain money from dividends which are a way of obtaining money from holding a coin on at Saturday 00:05am EST.
For Civia, there is no thought process, she does not gain any major daily views or sub growth, it's purely speculative.
As the deadbeat said, Coco, still gets view changes and sub growth, so she can still adjust, so it's a bit less speculative, but still is speculative.
Wow, everyone responded, I'm too slow at typing.

>> No.21482155

>>21481788
Never buy Ina, Ina is a shit coin. Not worth it. Also, when you are al it, never buy Towa.

>> No.21482191

>>21481673
There's two main things that cause coins to change price: Transactional Adjustments and Daily Adjustments.
Transactional Adjustments are very tiny incremental changes that occur when a player buys or sells a share of the coin. If a player buys, the coin's price goes up slightly. If they sell, it goes down slightly. Transactional Adjustments are almost entirely dependent on players, but can be bigger or smaller depending on how many shares are in circulation for that coin.
Daily Adjustments are a once-a-day change at 9:05a Server Time that shift a coin towards what the system thinks their "real" price should be (based on the associated channel's performance in views/subs). They are primarily system-dependent, but are usually the biggest changes.

Civia is a bit of a weird case (Rushia will be joining her starting tomorrow). As she has no videos, she can't accumulate views, but she still has subs somehow, which sometimes trickle up or down. As such, her price is mainly player-driven. Coco still gets views and subs, so she operates pretty much as normal, just more muted because the views/subs she gets are still mostly static compared to other Holos.

The "Speculative" market is trying to buy up shares in anticipation of massive daily adjustment prices from high-traffic events (such as a certain comet's anniversary live), as well as trying to amass large quantites of shares to farm for strong returns on dividends at the end of the week.

>> No.21482282

Anons trying to help (?) a new anon are cute

>> No.21482313
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21482313

>>21482155
Don't listen to that guy, he's still salty he didn't get into buying octoina earlier and missed the Elden Ring moons. Always buy octoina (multiples of 8 of ina)

>> No.21482337

>>21482282
The youngin asked the hags a question about their interests. The hags enthusiastically answered

>> No.21482954

>>21482191
>>21482140
>>21482100
>>21482044
Alright, thank you very much. I understand things a lot better now.
I am left with the question of why multiples of 8 of things though.

>> No.21483024

>>21482954
Superstition.

>> No.21483036
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21483036

>>21482954
Trust us, it just works.

>> No.21483046

>>21482954
takodachi being faggots

>> No.21483079

>>21482954
priestess is number 1 and he does everything in multiples of 8, clearly it's working

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>>21483036

>> No.21483170

>>21483079
>dicks he's taken today:8
Maybe it actually works

>> No.21483208
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>>21483079
Y-yeah...

>> No.21483248

>>21483208
why is there a white rectangle and why is there a red point in it

>> No.21483283

>>21483208
why are you showing us a screenshot of a married couple sharing wealth?

>> No.21483322

>>21483283
Right? Isn't it common for married couples to have joint bank accounts?

>> No.21483335

>>21483079
does priestess have 8 nasfaq wives? no therefore it isn't working

>> No.21483336

>>21482313
Ina is only good for day trading.

>> No.21483446

>>21483335
he has financivial, brat, rin, bread, investigator, clap, and is in a threesome with xylo and triangle. That's 8

>> No.21483502

>>21483446
alot of these are dead players and a who

>> No.21483505

>>21483446
just an fyi, they are not in order of importance

>> No.21483625
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21483625

>>21483208
Xylo's on a break (as you could have seen in RR or checking his wallet) and a massive red day dropped so I borrowed a bit, I'll return it gradually after dividends.

>> No.21483745

>>21483446
Priestess sounds like a giant whore.

>> No.21483829
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21483829

>>21483745
Peak salty maidenless response

>> No.21483890
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21483890

>>21483745
All lies, r-right?

>> No.21483929
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21483929

>>21483829
post dick

>> No.21484019
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>>21483829
>>21483890
I just call it as I see it.

>> No.21484154

>>21484019
you are a whore

>> No.21484198
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21484198

Saw good art for once, so here's bread for the next thread cause I won't ever make one.

No shilling: https://files.catbox.moe/z9bbg5.png
Transparent: https://files.catbox.moe/grlthb.png

>> No.21484245
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21484245

Discuss.

>> No.21484273
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>>21484198
>imagine
sorry buddy but it's spelled immagine around these parts

>> No.21484311

>>21484273
get over your italian fetish

>> No.21484312
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21484312

>>21484273
I refuse to spell it like that.

>> No.21484394

>>21484198
Amazing work. These OPs are what most people see and what would potentially cause them to click the thread + read the OP.

>> No.21484420

>>21484273
the artist really went "fuck I'm shit at drawing hands" huh?

>> No.21484437
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21484437

>>21484154
You don't know me.

>> No.21484438

>>21484394
Why do you think I made the /nasfaqg/ so big? I do it whenever I decide to make one.
Also source: https://twitter.com/satsukl_5/status/1509206989749964804

>> No.21484553

>>21484437
All heimins are whores, this is well documented. Just like all takos are femboys.

>> No.21484653

>>21484438
ohhhh suisex legs

>> No.21484674

>>21484553
>Just like all takos are femboys
got any evidence for that? photographic if possible

>> No.21484721

>>21484674
there are, but I'm not giving them out for free

>> No.21484893

>>21470149
i really want a rivalry, but i keep moving too fast up the leaderboard to keep one.

>> No.21484991

>>21484553
Just because your local heimin is a whore doesn't make every heimin a whore. How incredibly rude.

>> No.21485049

>>21484893
what's your rank

>> No.21485312
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21485312

>people are still calling me a whore

>> No.21485387

>>21484991
trust me when I'll be finished with you it'll be hard to think you weren't brought up in a school for whores

>> No.21485406
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21485406

>>21485312
it's timeloop season heimin

>> No.21485437
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21485437

>>21485312
I still call you a rival :}

>> No.21485456

hmmm ribbon

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>>21485406
Nyooo....
>>21485437
Thank you, Tri...

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>>21485456
we don't need that timeloop

>> No.21485578

>>21485518
hmmm I think we do

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21485628

>>21485518
Welcome to the club~

>> No.21485660
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21485660

>tfw still haven't seen the ribbon despite being here since day 1
I feel so out of the loop

>> No.21485672
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21485672

We've had T.E.S.T. and H.E.L.P. When do we get R.A.P.E?

>> No.21485681
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21485681

>>21471676
there is a problem with call iright now in that she hasnt actually spiked above her average in a fucking month there was a mini spike to 35 but all weve seen are dip , player driven growth, dip, player adjusted growth, 30 times over. When will she spike, will she ever spike again, if this were any other coin people would be getting cold feet, but the divs keep people in there.

>> No.21485693

You say: timeloop season.
I say: "the best of /nasfaqg/ Vol. 1".

>> No.21485727

>>21485660
It was small and cute.

>> No.21485733
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>>21485672
R.A.P.E. is always available. Just look for users with Ui hats.

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>>21485672
no.

>> No.21485750

>>21485681
did you reall had to make this edit

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>>21485312
Well as far as I can tell you take kenzocock on the daily, so what else am I supposed to think?

>> No.21485764

>>21485049
86

>> No.21485805

>>21485750
cute girls like money anon
big throbbing heavy wallets loaded with thick pent up coins

>> No.21485832

>HEIMIN CIVIL WAR
HEIMIN CIVIL WAR
>HEIMIN CIVIL WAR
HEIMIN CIVIL WAR

>> No.21485922

>>21485765
you'll become like him, sooner or later

>> No.21486135

>>21485922
I don't have any incredibly smug looking Kanatas to post so just pretend that's what I did for me.

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21486152

>>21485765
You could think that I am in a healthy relationship?

>> No.21486237

>>21486152
There is nothing healthy about being a communal onahole for twinks.

>> No.21486302

>>21486237
Stop it anon, you're making it sound good.

>> No.21486657
File: 3.24 MB, 2048x1206, 𝗶𝗺𝗺𝗮𝗴𝗶𝗻𝗲 making OC can't be me[sound=files.catbox.moe%2Fr0pol2.opus].png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>>21484312
Since you'll never post the OP, now this can happen.

>> No.21486675

>>21486237
towa cosplaying twinks*

>> No.21486968
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21486968

Okay, teasing aside I do have more questions for things I don't entirely understand. So there's a lockout period of 10 minutes from when you buy a coin to when you can sell it, right? I assume there's no refund period, so if you regret it immediately after you're stuck with your coin and have to try and make a profit off of it somehow. Is that right?
Also, just to be sure in your assets the ask price listed is what you paid for it and the bid price is what you get out of it, right? I'm not misunderstanding? And if that's the case, do those take into account tax or do you have to calculate that part yourself?

>> No.21487312

>>21486968
>Is that right?
yes
>Also, just to be sure in your assets the ask price listed is what you paid for it and the bid price is what you get out of it, right?
you have to adjust for taxes yourself.

>> No.21487370

>>21487312
Understood. Thank you very much!

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>>21486657
No. I don't think I shall.

>> No.21488046

>>21486968
Indeed, you're "stuck" with that coin. A common mistake made by newcomers is trading very frequently using the same coin in the same day, which loses a lot of money in taxes.
The taxes aren't factored into the ask prices, so be careful about that, you need to factor them in yourself.

>> No.21491119

>Ame going to play Doom Eternal again
>She fought the Marauder already last stream
Damn, I was gonna run a bet on how many tries it took.

>> No.21491699

>>21486968
Ask/bid price difference is insignificant. Don't think about them too much

>> No.21491704

>channel hasn't been deleted
NOOOO MY SELLS

>> No.21491764

>>21491704
She's still going to tank from losing literal millions of views. Can't wait to see poi tonight.

>> No.21491881
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>> No.21492038
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21492038

19th hour, enjoy, etc.

>> No.21492110

>>21492038
Premature ejaculator.

>> No.21492123
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>>21492038
>18:59:59

>> No.21492139

>>21492038
quickshot

>> No.21492240
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>>21492038
>23:59:59

>> No.21492292

>>21491764
honk black magicks will prevent a mega crash tho, safety net bullshit

>> No.21492355
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>>21492240
>Britbongs

>> No.21493749
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21493749

Like a bolt from the blue, it's time for the Numbers Review.
Data collected at Cycle 60.

Here's the R.I.C.H. report for today:
>Total Shares in circulation amount to 19,797,992, a 0.7% increase from yesterday's volume
>Average shares per coin is 304,584. There are 28 coins above this average.
>Calliope currently has the highest volume, at 1,891,473 shares, or 9.55% of market volume.
>Zeta currently has the lowest volume, at 27,160 shares, or 0.14% of market volume.

Top 5 Volume Increases (of 47):
>Pochimaru :: +4.2%
>Civia :: +4%
>Mumei & Moona :: +3.1%
>Ollie :: +3%
>Koyori :: +2.7%

Top 5 Volume Decreases (of 18):
>Kanaeru :: -20%
>Kovalskia :: -15.2%
>Zeta :: -10.1%
>Choco :: -1.6%
>Nene :: -1.5%

3 coins (Fubuki, Sora, Nabi, , and ) had a net 0% change in volume today.
26 other coins had a sub-1% change in volume today.


Here's the R.I.S.E. report for today:
>Starting Liquid is estimated at $189,785.22, which is an increase of 1.38% from yesterday's estimate.
>Total Market Value for today is $453,304,117,930.80, which is a decrease of 0.43% from yesterday's Market Value.
>Average Value per Share is $22,896.47. A total of 16 coins are above this average.
>Calliope currently has the highest value, at $42,923,991,207.66 in total market value, or 9.47% of market value.
>Pochimaru currently has the lowest value, at $335,541,099.16 in total market value, or 0.07% of market value.

Top 5 Value Gains (of 41):
>Miko :: +28.1%
>Pekora :: +25.5%
>Aqua :: +16.2%
>Suisei :: +15.5%
>Rushia :: +15.1%

Top 5 Value Losses (of 24):
>Calliope :: -36%
>Marine :: -21.6%
>Noel :: -17.4%
>Botan :: -16.5%
>Pochimaru :: -13.6%

1 coins (Fauna) had a net 0% change in value today.
24 other coins had a sub-4.5% change in value today.


Here's the F.R.E.E. report for today:
>Today's Superchats totaled to $151,467,524, which is a decrease of 69.37% from yesterday's Superchats.
>The Broker made $474,750,334.36 today, a decrease of 14.4% from yesterday's salary.

Top 5 Superchat Increases (of 20):
>Luna :: +26.9%
>Kanaeru :: +6.7%
>Rushia :: +3.2%
>Roboco & Mumei :: +2.7%
>Civia :: +2.3%


Here's the M.O.V.E. Report for today:
>6 coins (Civia, Nabi, Haato, Shion, Lui, Suisei) adjusted green, but are still trending upwards.
>1 coin (Sora) adjusted red, but is still trending downwards.
>4 coins (Roboco, Ayame, AZKi, Kiara) adjusted red, but are now above their pre-adjustment value.
>1 coin (Nana) adjusted green, but is now below their pre-adjustment value.
>53 coins are on projected trend lines and have not intersected with their pre-adjustment values.

Top 5 Most Volatile Coins (per Hour Average):
>Kanaeru :: $697.70 Down
>Calliope :: $612.48 Up
>Marine :: $516.58 Up
>Hololive :: $281.46 Up
>Koyori :: $257.00 Up

Top 5 Least Volatile Coins (per Hour Average):
>Lui :: $1.02 Up
>Rushia :: $1.12 Down
>Nabi :: $1.49 Up
>Coco :: -$2.49 Down
>Sora :: -$2.79 Down

Overall Average movement was $31.81 per hour.
Average Upwards movement was $89.15 per hour.
Average Downwards movement was -$107.03 per hour.

The Financial Underwriters of Comprehensive Knowledge would like to remind you to stay informed, shitpost responsibly, and always buy and hold Rushia.

>> No.21497543

Ohhhhhh I need to sit

>> No.21497630
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>>21497543
Get comfy.

>> No.21498078

>>21485672
Requested Actuary Personal Explanations for a waller checker maybe

>> No.21498702
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>>21498078
>the haaton sheet was the rape all along

>> No.21498734 [SPOILER] 
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>> No.21498794
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>>21498734

>> No.21498863
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>>21498734
If this was the same file size as the one posted in the Towa thread, I would've had do some talking to's but it's not.

>> No.21498917
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>>21476267
>nose
impossible

>>21498734
possible, but outlook uncertain, not sure how I feel about a ship between two pancakes.

>> No.21498942
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>>21498917
Nose...

>> No.21498979

>>21492355
you know 19th hour is like that cause its midnight GMT right
the TRUE PROPER AND GOD GIVEN TIMEZONE

>> No.21499110

>>21498979
its called the 19th hour for a reason not midnight your timezone fucking sucks eat shit britcuck

>> No.21499233

>>21499110
3rd worlder detected

>> No.21500582 [DELETED] 
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mating press

>> No.21500616

>>21500582
>582
Not even close, friend.

>> No.21500793

>>21498734
I love KanaTowa, thank you kind sir.

>> No.21500910

>>21500616
that was 21511111 on my screen, I'm so confused

>> No.21501323

I don't play your game but I'm curious, what is going to happen to Rushia? From what I understand this uses channel numbers? Is her stock going to crash? Or are you guys removing it?

>> No.21501563

>>21501323
She's going to crash really hard and then over time people buying her because it's funny will drive her price up until it stops being funny and actually becomes viable.. Civia is one of the most expensive coins we have right now just because of this.

>> No.21501659

>>21501323
Her stock will crash hard tomorrow because she lost a kafrillion views, but she still has subs so she'll still have value beyond being a long-term savings account.

>> No.21502373

>>21501563
>>21501659
So everyone who has Rushia is going to become poor? Poor fandeads, can't catch a break.
And what's this about the subs you mention? Her stock will only work with subs numbers?

>> No.21503573

>>21502373
Anybody still holding Rushia will lose a huge chunk of the value of her current shares, but she'll be so cheap that they can afford to just buy more.

>> No.21504119
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21504119

>I'm going to eat the earth!
>Maybe not today.

>> No.21506326

>Baeuna is going to reveal ALL the rrats.
AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.21506530
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21506530

... mating press?

>> No.21506973
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>>21506530
yes, brat mating press.

>> No.21507065

>>21506530
made for mating press

>> No.21507420
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21507420

I know this is somebody's fetish.
Fess up. Which one of you?

>> No.21507771

>>21506530
If she doesn't scream like a retarded 3 years old then yes

>> No.21507845
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>>21507771
But that's the best part

>> No.21507849

New bet's up. You only have like 7 minutes.

>> No.21507911
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21507911

Big Boobs Banking

>> No.21507988
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>>21507911
24 hours a day, 7 days a week.

>> No.21508035
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>>21507988
wtf

>> No.21509982

>mumeirys
Fuck me

>> No.21511116

Next one's up.

>> No.21511213
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eldritch Mikodane

>> No.21515855

27 minutes until every newfag on this board reveals themselves.

>> No.21516748

>>21515855
oh god, I didn't even think about that

>> No.21517330

>>21515855
tanoshimi

>> No.21517695
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>> No.21517839

>>21517695
if I won't get divvies from indogs this week, I'll rape you on my bed, ms Zhonk

>> No.21517933

>>21517839
you will, dont worry

>> No.21518317

>>21517695
My ex-oshi

>> No.21518602
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My new oshi is banana, thanks honk!

>> No.21519420

>>21517695
honk add multicoin x20 pls. Thank you

>> No.21519435
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21519435

Everyone is a polkafag now

>> No.21519468

>>21519435
based

>> No.21519967
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21519967

HOLY SHIT HONK WHERE'S HOLOSTARS COINS
THEY'RE GETTING 3D ALREADY AND I CAN'T CASH IN

>> No.21520168

>>21517695
randomize the leaderboard every cycle for today

>> No.21520370

As a little bit of trolling, honk will adjust rushia up to 100k

>> No.21523014

test

>> No.21523284

<img class="xae" data-xae width="32" height="32" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/41a37aa0_ReimuPalm.png">

>> No.21523337

Honk you dumb rigger you broke the Market button. It routes to the login page now.

>> No.21523478

>>21523337
Nevermind. That's actually pretty funny.

>> No.21523495
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>>21523337
Thanks for noticing!

>> No.21523815
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>>21519435
FUCK YOU I WON'T REFRESH YOU CAN'T MAKE ME

>> No.21524043

OHHHHHHHHHHHHH I NEED TO

>> No.21525447

>>21470113
:nepSmug::drip:

>> No.21525714

<img class="xae" data-xae width="28" height="25" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/25086889_FeelsSpecialMan.png"> pajeets coded this shit

>> No.21525749
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>>21525447
Retardchama disable 4chanx
>>21525714
They really did. This is painful.

>> No.21525818

>>21524043
<img class="xae" data-xae width="27" height="28" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/6476e57d_weSmart.png"> can't shit if you don't eat

>> No.21525912

>>21525714
based frogposter. Troonfucks on suicide watch

>> No.21525944

>>21525749
<img class="xae" data-xae width="32" height="31" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/8a527ac8_WanWan.png">
I already did but I was trying to see if I could use emotes I don't own alongside one I did own. Still didn't work though. Serverside session to prevent you from cheating emotes is cringe

>> No.21526006

:baw:

>> No.21526060
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>>21525944
<img class="xae" data-xae width="32" height="32" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/c2cfb2e3_KEKWait.png"> this blows I liked the leaf thing more

>> No.21526308

<img class="xae" data-xae width="28" height="27" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/08b66b75_FeelsOkayMan.png"> what a wasted roll...

>> No.21526555

how do I get emotes?

>> No.21526705

I'm raking you all in my mind

>> No.21526796
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>>21526555
Gacha
>>21526705
<img class="xae" data-xae width="32" height="24" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/cda7b2fb_FeelsGoodMan.png">

>> No.21526898

This is alright, but I liked rake more. <img class="xae" data-xae width="32" height="32" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/c72e8e84_Tuturu.png">

>> No.21526943

>>21526705
you're a big guy <img class="xae" data-xae width="32" height="32" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/c69a1ef1_cia.png">

>> No.21526946
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21526946

>all of the navbar links on nasfaq are fucked up

>> No.21527084

<span class="xae" data-xae="robot">🤖</span> PLAY APEX

>> No.21527496

>>21527084
<span class="xae" data-xae="anger">💢</span> Damn bot needs Apex correction

>> No.21527563

>>21526946
<img class="xae" data-xae width="32" height="31" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/f93f9e5a_AYAYA.png">

>> No.21527741

He bought? <img class="xae" data-xae width="32" height="32" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/c2e2602a_bog.png">

>> No.21528499

>>21525749
I haven't used the site without X in eons and for some reason quick reply is not even working. Fuck you hiroshimoot

>> No.21528514

<span class="xae" data-xae="baw">😭</span>

>> No.21528578

>>21528499
I had to do a bit to actually get the thing working. <img class="xae" data-xae width="28" height="25" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/25086889_FeelsSpecialMan.png">

>> No.21528586

>>21528499
Enable the native extension

>> No.21528789

>>21528586
This is disgusting

>> No.21529012

NEW BREAD
>>21528966
>>21528966
>>21528966
MIGRATE WHEN READY

>> No.21529060

Looks like the haatons are not only the ones coding like shit.

>> No.21530164
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Oh no, this april fools is making me feel like a giant dumbass.

>> No.21530210
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<span class="xae" data-xae="baw">😭</span>

>> No.21530241

>>21530210
<img class="xae" data-xae width="32" height="32" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/67905c4f_Bruh.png">

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