/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I FUCKING LOVE KAWAIIOPE MORIRIN AND I WANT TO MARRY THIS DORK, START A FAMILY WITH THIS DORK, AND RAISE A SON WITH THIS DORK, A SON WHO’LL INHERIT OUR RESPECTIVE BEST TRAITS AND ATTRIBUTES BUT IS ALSO JUST AS MUCH OF A DUMB CHUUNI AS HIS BEAUTIFUL DORK OF A MOTHER

>>19724185
Continue her bloodline

UUUUUUUU
I MISS MORIRIN

I want to share pocky with Mori!

>カリオペ森 - 森カリオペ
why

This one

>>19725017
The last clown had it as 森本 I just look for the 森

>>19725017
this thread has the most inconsistent subject lines

森カリオペ, カリオペ森, [no subject], もり カリオペ, かりおぺ森, 森かりおぺ, もりかりおぺ, /guh/, /morig/, and /calli/ have all been used at some point.

Mori's all about Shrek but what about Shrek 2?

>>19725775
I wonder if she feels moist for Prince Charming

愛森!愛森!愛森!愛森!愛森!愛森!愛森!愛森!愛森!愛森!愛森!愛森!愛森!愛森!愛森!愛森!愛森!愛森!愛森!愛森!愛森!愛森!愛森!愛森!愛森!

>>19725814
Moist for the mommy's boy? Is this a 4chan poster's projection?

>>19725976
I never met my mom

>>19726102
Imagine

Has Mori ever said she played the Nier games or Drakengard series before? Found out Replicant wasn't a PS exclusive and now it's on my mind after getting it.

>>19727057
she knows Nier exists. that's about it

>>19727187
Ah lame, someone tell her Kira Buckland is 2B in the dub and maybe she'll play it.

>>19727057
I think she mentioned drakengard before
zero would be the type of girl she likes but everything before automouta plays so terribly it would be a miserable stream game

I should be getting sprites done instead of making stupid shit like this

deadbeats suck my bony cocvk

>>19727301
Mori would think it's pretty cool you're an animator

>>19727301
if you make a bigger version, it would be very exploitable

>>19727057
She played the Automata demo I believe?

>>19727658
of just the slap or with fauna there too?

...

>>19727829
uwaaaaa

>>19727300
Automata is a pretty great game to start though, and it seems like a lot of Mori's tastes are catered to there. Strong, dominant women, short boys, edgy story (at times) and it even facilitates her tendency to spam dodges. I suppose with the current Elden Ring and future Bloodborne plans it would be quite a ways off if she ever did decide to do it.

>>19727786
Just the slap, but Fauna there would be a good example of what you could do with it.

>>19727939
I want to defeat Mori!

>>19728104
*beats your team with the power of friendship*

Giving Mori children in the form of many loving sons.

>>19728181
Moriope-Sama, all my pokemon are already at max friendship

>>19727939
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/28276148

>>19724282
Bloodstream is more alcohol than blood at this point

>>19728262
your friendship SUCKS compared to the one between moriope and notoriousGIB

>>19728088
I made both, go nuts
https://files.catbox.moe/kb1uha.gif

>>19724133
At least deadbeats are self-aware

>>19728425
Calli I will choke you
I will choke you until your guhs become coarse
Then we can go get ice lattes or anything you want

>>19728432
Dangerously based anon thanks

E5 G5 B5 D5
A5 B5 E4 G4
A5 G4 E4 D4
A5 B5 E4 D4

>>19728374
>Bloodstream
There's just the nurse you should see for that!

>>19728432
kek

>>19728735

>>19727926
starting with Automata is like skipping parts in JoJo. You start with Drakengard 1 and do everything Yoko Taro related. I don't even care if you're just watching in depth summaries on youtube, but you start with 1, not Automata

START MAKING CONSISTENT NAMES FOR THESE TOPICS I DON'T WANT TO HAVE TO TRUDGE THROUGH DRAMANIGGER DOPAMINE HIT TOPIC #548749875 JUST TO FIND YOU NIGGERS

>>19728798
i highly doubt that mori is enough of a lorefag to play through all of yoko taro's stuff

>>19728834
"no"

>>19728834
the one consistent thing in these threads is the 森 and that's the best you will get

>>19728849
She and anyone fucking better be! You don't skip part 1, you don't skip drakengard! I'm even giving you an out of watching youtube video summaries.

>>19728834
私たちは死の森で話します

>>19728897
anon, no one will give a shit if you skip all the games of yoko taro and go straight up to automata except a very small minority, you wont get that treatment with jojo's because of how big that franchise's fandom is in the west

>>19728661
Really rough sex with her has always been something I really really like imagining. I need to stop.

>>19729044
you clearly have no understanding or appreciation for the series. Completely ignorant

>>19729338
strange how mori is built for both abuse and tender handholding

>>19729338
Imagine her blush as you whack her cunt with your hot cock, she pulls her legs back so you can fill her all the way up

I just took a nap and had a dream that Mori's next member's stream was chatting in ASMR while taking care of her hair. She was just soft talking, washing and brushing her hair and it was really nice. I rarely get dreams about Mori that I can remember.

Taking Mori on a fancy date while she wears a Lush panty vibrator...

>>19729338
As long as we are horny posting, there's a fifty-fifty chance she's either a kissless virgin or only ever had unfulfilling relationships so any sort of passion would make her incredibly flustered

>>19729044
You used the worst example since the western Jojo fandom has skipped so much its like they are fans of a whole different series from older Jojo fans.

>>19729611
it is the later

>>19729482
Imagine her laying on the bed nude, one arm covering her breasts and the other her pussy. You try to pry away her arms but she keeps resisting and making soft noises in embarrassment.

>>19729611
I want me and Mori to lose our kiss virginities to each other.

>>19729611
I want to be Mori's first and only...

>>19729482

>>19729701
That's when you attack the erogenous zones she's left exposed like the amatuer sex battler she is

she's not that inexperienced. Just numb because of trama

>>19729611
it's the second one. She is depressingly desperate for legitimate companionship just like me

>>19729701

>>19729778
A face meant to be kissed sweetly

>>19729611
>kissless
unlikely, but probably was long ago and was cringe when it happened

>>19729725
And I will be her last deadbeat!

>>19729818
Honestly evidence points more towards the first one imo.

Besides Humiliation & Verbal Abuse, what are Mori's fetishes?

>>19729888
"the night I learned I was straight"

>>19729779

>>19729922
Vanilla lovey dovey handholding missionary sex

tying up mori
slowly leaving a trail of kisses down her shinitummy

>>19729970
>pubes
not canon

>>19729936
Don't let the lesbeats hear you, or else they will flood the thread with their fanfictions.

>>19729779
that's when I put my hand on her bare tummy and go for her neck with my mouth and also to her collarbones

>>19729936
does this imply her first time was with a girl

>>19729936
Honestly that's a weird statement and more implies she kissed a girl or something. Don't most people assume they're straight until proven otherwise?

I have a mighty need to tickle and kiss the shinitummy

>>19730052
it implies at least her second time was with a girl and she liked the guys more but still very very little

>>19730052
it implies there has been at least one time so these idiots assuming she's as ignorant as they are actually wrong

>>19729970
I remember seeing a woman make that face IRL. It was my former coworker, she was talking about raping her boyfriend after her shift while he'd been sexting her at work

>>19729999
Oh yeah, post proof.

>>19730066
not if you were socially deprived and lived in fantasy land while growing up

>>19730087
KISSING MORI'S TUMMY AND TEASING HER SENSITIVE PUSSY AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

>>19730052
It implies something.

>>19730087
uwa tummy sex

>>19730122
in the next thread

>>19730206
UUUUUUUUUUWwwwwwwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>>19729936
???link?

>>19730122
>mori has a barren slick pussy she keeps smooth and perfect every day
>proof next thread???

>>19730230
proof that you'll show us next thread?

>>19730115
It might imply she kissed someone once, or it might imply she had sex a couple times. It's too vague.

>>19730278
THE PROOF'S IN WHAT YOU PUT IN, NIGGA

What if Mori sleeps in again and forgets to call in to IRyS’s birthday?

>>19730175

>>19730344
It's 10 am in nippon-nation and she was allegendly up for Ina's stream

>>19730380
but what if she's in one of her 4 hour naps of the day?

>>19730344
seaniggers and nijiniggers will flood this thread complaining about how she doesn't care about hololive

>>19730376
What do you want from me deska?

>>19730344
the IP count on this thread will skyrocket for a while

>>19730344
She’ll feel like shit and this board will lose their minds? Is it that hard to figure out?

>>19730344
Then she gets more shitposting so same as usual. I'd be a bit disappointed though.

Real question:

Is her hymen intact?

I FUCKING LOVE ELDEN RING AND I WANT TO 100% THIS DORK, BECOME A PVP GOD WITH THIS DORK, AND CREATE A BUILD WITH THIS DORK, A BUILD WHO’LL INHERIT MY HIGH STR AND END BUT WILL ALSO BE JUST AS OVERPOWERED AS THOSE DUMB CHUUNI BLEED DEXFAG BUILDS

>>19730376
>You wanna tongue my what?

>>19730380
Her being up for Ina’s stream makes me even more scared of the possibility.

>>19730496
Almost certainly not. Based on statistics gathered on women in general. Don’t ban me janny.

>>19730540

>>19730543
hmm

>>19730540
I WANT TO TONGUE YOUR PUSSY YOU PINK HAIRED BUFFOON

>>19729848
I was basing it from the fact that she was terminally online from a very young age, into edgy anime and art in school, a social outcast, as well as the fact she said Myth were the first "real" friends she's made in a while Having been in those same sorts of circles myself in school, people will often remain single without any experience or hook up with each other not because they genuinely like one another, but because they feel a social obligation to, ie the anime nerd girl and the anime nerd guy date each other cause they're the only anime nerds in school.

do you cringelords remember her laughing at the edgy kids post about virginity in Hyperspace Outlaw? There's you answer

mori milkies

>>19727251
I feel like it's hard to get Mori into long games/series that she isn't already invested into or hasn't been rec'd be a friend.
It's a shame since Mori in 2B's outfit has been my dream since Kiara and Ame got all that 2B art ages ago. I would gladly live with just one Automata stream for that alone.

>>19730664
reaper SEX
experienced reaper SEX
Mori showing you she's not some kissless cringelord and riding you for HOURS
Mori not letting you leave until you cum TWICE because she's cum FIVE times
Mori getting off you and pouring herself a shot of Black Label and sitting back down tracing circles under her bellybutton because she hopes you got her PREGNANT

PST really does seem to be prime doxxfaggotry hours...

>>19730508
Kek, good job eldenbeat, Radahn is a bitch.
>dual-wielding greatswords
You're as much of a dumb chuuni as the dexfags. Love you man.
t. int/dexfag

>>19730784
>experienced
>She's cumming at a rate of 1 time per hour
>She only makes you cum twice
Ishiggy

>>19730859
it's because you're a loser who keeps making her stop

>>19728897
Are the games prior to Nier on steam?

>>19730664
We all laugh at ourselves and our reflections to hide the pain, anon

>>19730902
It's called orgasm denial you impotent jelly boned bitch

>>19730767
"Mori" already played Automata. I have no idea if she beat it.

>>19730664
She gets weird whenever virginity is brought up, I noticed this during Misao.

>>19730784
reaper SEX
Mori tries to be dominant and ride you but you pin her down
Mori accepts it and power bottoms as you mating press her
Mori sighing contentedly in your arms enjoying the afterglow
Mori little spoons you while she big spoons the fox plushie

>>19731010
Bruh as a sex positive speaker I would not want to be a GFE anime Vtuber and have to discuss virginity in front of actual virgins unaware they're alone because they spend all day clipping other people's conversations

>>19730905
3 and Nier 1 are

>>19730940
that was not a laughing at pain laugh

>>19730664
A very small percentage of the population past the age of 20 are still virgins. It is very unlikely that any one in hololive/niji is a virgin, but it is also very unlikely that no one of them is one. You know what I’m saying? A couple probably are but most probably aren’t.

That’s just natural. I’m a 25 year old virgin, there’s no reason to pretend or feel bad about it

>>19731049
>Mori accepts it and power bottoms as you mating press her

>>19730344
I'm gonna be honest. I don't really give a shit who calls into which birthday stream. The girls regularly interact on- and offstream. Even if someone "misses" a bday stream, that doesn't mean they didn't interact with each other the entire day.
Why do so many people need validation from onstream interactions?

>>19731125
yeah and your answer is Kanataand me

Making Mori put on her panties just so you can slide them off her again....

>>19730950
Ok Sting.

>>19731125
We can make love if you'd like

>>19731125
>A very small percentage of the population past the age of 20 are still virgins.
Do you have any stats to back this up?

birthdayrys time

>>19730344
I'm fresh out of fucks to give.

>>19731166
People only care because they want to use it as another potential opportunity to shit on Mori and other holos disliked /here/. Nobody cared that Gura didn't call in to Mori's bday.

>>19731125
I have only ever had sex with one girl and it was multiple years apart and the second thing we had was when I was helping her move so she was 100% just doing it as "payment" and felt nothing which is arguably worse.

>>19731166
This is one of the couple that Mori REALLY would feel bad about missing considering it's her timezone and one of her closest friends (she also probably wants to congratulate her on the song release). Otherwise, I agree

>>19731238
Not that anon, but if I remember right it only started swinging the other way (as in less young people having sex) with the tail end of millenials and Gen Z/

>>19731238
google it yourself, it's off topic

>>19731197
>continuous tantric orgasm
Shit I'll take it

Women have been given too many rights and too much social power and Western society is declining as a direct result.

>>19731238
https://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2014/03/on-late-in-life-virginity-loss/284412/

About 12% of females, 14% of males.

>>19730856
Thanks anon, next playthrough definitely will have some INT somewhere, magic looks sweet in ER.

>>19731389
Touch grace

IRyS this is kind of a sad way to start of a birthday stream...

>>19731492
grace is a whore touched by all

>>19731404
I'll be honest, I trust that about as much as I trust "average penis length" surveys
Who the fuck is gonna be honest?

god damn it this is the cringiest fucking split

>>19731580
Fanbase reflects the oshi.

fuck you retarded niggers now I'm horny AND sad how the fuck did you manage to do that in record time

>>19731266
>Nobody cared that Gura didn't call in to Mori's bday.
Honestly this board's hypocrisy towards Mori and Gura never ceases to amaze me. It goes all the way back to the /jp/ days when Gura streamed over one of the JP branch's MC festivals and no one gave a shit, but Mori accidentally scheduling a stream during Miko's comeback stream and rescheduling is the worst thing ever.
Truthfully if I hadn't taken my meds I would be pretty resentful about this.

>>19731404
Fair enough, but I don’t see why someone lie on an anonymous survey either.

>>19731773
I'm an incubus ugly bastard

>>19731580
I wish it was being cringy, some people are just being straight up creepy right now

>>19731580
>t. never visited infinity

>>19731580
>man, why is the board so fucking cringe it's still the early in the evening
>check the clock
I didn't even realize what hours it was already

>>19731873
>>19731889

this is why she doesn't come to this thread and instead only visits /vt/ for 5 minutes a week to just look at bait threads in the catalog

>>19731798
Wait til you realize that Ame threw her round in the MK tourney too, she was just more subtle about it. Rules that apply only for Mori are seriously the worst fucking part of this fandom.

>>19731831
>I don’t see why someone lie on an anonymous survey either.
People are retarded and are afraid of being judged for their answers regardless. Surveys for the 2016 burger election underrepresented Trump supporters because many of his supporters were nervous about saying that they supported Trump, even though those surveys were anonymous.

>>19732117
that's because they hate that someone from /here/ made it. Why do you think Nyanners gets that much hate from /a/ and /v/?

>>19732110
>doesn't come to this thread
Implying she would be so fucking stupid as to point out she's actively lurking in the threads on a daily basis
You know she does stuff when not on stream right? You know not everything in this anonymous blue board fucking matters, right?

>>19732242
>Why do you think Nyanners gets that much hate from /a/ and /v/?
Can we not go through this timeloop in this thread of all places? Please take this to global or the catalog.

>>19731831
>ask some virgin if they've had sex
>well I don't want to look like some cringe weirdo
>answer "yeah, I totally had sex, it was cash"
Or alternatively:
>someone asks someone not confident in their dick how big there dick is for a survery
>well they're not gonna measure it, may as well add a bit
>answer "yeah man I have 8 inches of schmeat hanging below my knee"
There you go

>>19732242
it's not that simple. It's multiple things and most people are only affected by a few or one of those things. However there are real anti's out there and they make threads that all of it gets pointed out in

>>19732282
she has never said that she comes to this split, only that she's visited the board

>>19732242
Nyanners got hate before she "made it".

deadbeats...

>>19732443
I don't know if hornyposting would fix this, therefore I'll simply cunnypost

>>19732117
>spoiler
So huge disclaimer that I think that every fanbase has a bunch of chill people who just want to enjoy streams without being a schizo or an anti. Those people are fine.
That being said...yeah I think this fandom is pretty trash. The Mori hypocrisy is a big part of it but also the tendency to blow every little incident out of proportion is so dumb. Small corpo fandoms have it so much better...

>>19732370
>Oh hey deadbeats! Yeah I was just on that funny clover weebsite again the other day, yeah the one with the 5 video game boards despite it all being about shit from the late 90's or trash Japanese games! Anyways, I was in 森とのセックス and I had the biggest cringe at this one guy writing his fantasy of us getting married and holding hands on the beach. HAHA, can you imagine?

>>19732495

>>19732334
Sounds like cope to me.

Why do they all get so nervous about call ins? Especially from EN.

>>19732793
IRyS has social anxiety, she can't even call to a hospital to make an appointment, it's too much stress for her.

would (you) grab moris gigantic stomach if given the opportunity?

Does she want a son or daughter?

>>19732615
she unironically thinks this......

>>19732117
Deadbeats are a large and eclectic fandom. Therefore, they are trash, like all large fandoms.

It doesn’t help that Mori kind of stoked the anti flames either.

>>19732871
Interesting considering how chatty she is. I find she's genuinely one of the better En's at conversation.

>>19732879
Yes

>>19732615
You're not going to fool me, Mori, I know how women are about falling for personalities, fictional or otherwise

kill this thread please

>>19733170
Nah this thread is great. I don't see a problem here.

>>19733170
>unable to handle this level of cringe
those are some brittle bones deadbeat

>>19733170
I’m trying.

>>19733170
Talk about IRyS birthday stream I guess.

Missionary position with Mori

She's definitely passed out after doing an all-nighter, she definitely would have called in by now

>>19732980
Don't remember the exact words she used to explain it, but it's basically like this. When she's with people she doesn't know, she stays silent, when she's with someone she's comfortable with, you can't shut her up.

>>19733384
damn, i cant believe mori went to jail after fucking mamamori...

>>19733368
Going on a shrine visit with Mori!
Drinking amazake with Mori!
Drinking a bit too much amazake with Mori!
Getting tired and drunk on a park bench with Mori!
Mori falling asleep on your shoulder while you watch fireworks together!
Mori!

>>19733384
can you elaborate on why you were compelled to make this

>>19733170
The fans reflect the oshi

>>19733456
she's fine if someone else breaks the ice

>>19733557
I drank some lean, feel asleep and the picture was there when I awoke

Does Ina sound different or is it just me?

>>19733531
Oh Mori, have I ever told you what I think about You Don't Mess With the Zohan? I think it was odd having this zionist propaganda in the middle of the Iraq War by loud mouth man child now suddenly paramilitary trooper and also hacky sack enthusiast? What a wacky guy that Adam I am so fucking off it Jannies don't have to see all the bullshit today

Mori seems to prefer going later in these totsu streams.

>>19734934
She has to call from the top of a moving train to continue the tradition of all of her call ins being more ridiculous, please understand.

>>19734934
Of course, she wants to play "Where in the World is Calliope Mori?"

>>19735092
The next one after that is a biplane over their house

my bet is that Mori calls from an indoor hotel pool with tons of echo

>>19735145
>Hey Gura Happy Birthday! I am currently on a space shuttle about to head to the Moon

>>19735177
I love drippy Mori~

>>19735253
>hey Fauna, I see you dug up the time capsule that I left you instructions for that contained this flash drive
>I'm making this video approximately fifty years in the past with Kronii's help

>>19734934
Dont worry mori will call in a plane this time

You gave yourself away with your shitty likes on main Mori, no oversleeping excuse this time

inb4 Mori calls from outside of Irys house.

>>19735939
The human subconcious is always active, though I think her stance is more, it's 11am and I will call her when I'm ready or if I need to at all, there's 40 of us

I'm going to remind people that a save file recreation of Mori's PS5 save on PC has been made and can be used for holo co-op.
>>19684709

>>19735939
I'm gonna oversleep in your anus and make you pregnant, retard

>>19735953
inb4 Mori calls from inside of IRyS's house

>>19736124
Has it been tweeted at Mori?

>>19735939
Ogey Mori, I know this is you. You literally retweeted something a few seconds after this was posted.

>>19736173
no I don't have a twitter

>>19735939
Yeah you should really send this to her, might make the co-op situation less painful for her

>>19736150
inb4 Mori calls from inside of Irys' walls.

Taxi wins

ENTER

ONCE AGAIN, THIS REAPER

MORI IS IN A TAXI AGAIN

>>19735939
ogey retard

She's in a taxi again lmao

Calliope "Taxi Driver" Mori

>enter Mori

A FUCKING TAXI

what the fuck, i thought that was kronii again

>>19736308
I can't believe she cares more about Taxi drivers than her kouhai.

>>19735939
inb4 this doesn't count because it's in a taxi

>>19736206
Mori's last tweet was over a day ago about the ER stream

>Mori, are you... on a mountain?

>>19736509
No she is just playing on her Xbox 360

This bitch probably spends thousands on taxi/Ubers a month

"Don't be like me, ever" - Calliope Mori

Mori you hypocrite you need that advice

>>19736601
She's just like me..
t. NYCbeat

There is genuinely something special knowing you can't even start your fucking day without a crowd of 10,000 strangers screaming at you to tell your coworker happy birthday in front of another crowd of 10,000 strangers

Mori follow your own advice

>>19736666
/vt/ are not a "people"

the best advices are the ones that you yourself cant follow

She spent the night at "JoJo friend"s house drinking and is taking a taxi home rn with a hangover, isn't she?

>>19736839
All me.

>>19736839
me btw

>>19736839
Yeah, that friend is me.

>>19736839
>>19736894
>>19736998
>>19737049
Unlike you dorks I was the booze

>>19736839
Are you capable of not actually bitching about anything you fucking retarded, drooling, piece of brainless knuckle dragging complete utter brainless fucking piece of shit faggot jew nigger? I'm going to make you pregnant and a single father of four you fucking absolute cunt.

>>19737157
Mori? Me, actually

Jesus christ, Mori...

She wasn't alone in the taxi

God damnit Mori.

NO MORI WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOU ARE GOING TO DESTROY HOLOLIVE

>>19737266
>New IP

This is literally me kissing her.

>>19737156
That's not bitching, I'm not implying there's anything wrong with that. It's her day off

>>She was with Shrek

MORI NO WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO YAGOO

OH MY GOD MORI NO NOT THE PIONEERS AZKI ISN'T OFFICIALLY A PART OF HOLOLIVE YET NOOOOOOOO

>>19737445
>spoiler

Mori NO! You have to move on. He will only hurt you again.

why is she so bad at Opsec

reception bad head empty pain endless meat huge

>>19737157
Lucky you gets to be in her bladder…

>ywn finger mori in the back of a taxi while she calls her friend to wish her happy birthday

MORI FUCK NO NOT WATAME SHE WAS YOUR FRIEND NOOOOOOOOO

Mori... No... How could you... what about your promise to Coco... you betrayed all of us... Mori has betrayed all of us... betrayer of Mori......

I'm not going to get cucked by Shrek's fully eshrekt 20 foot shrock SHREK HATE!!

Oh god it's so terrible... Mori why....

>>19737954
>he can't compete with Shrek
NGMI, fat ugly bastards run this shit

you idiots are going to get the thread killed with this off topic shit

>>19730784

>>19738010
>Implying Mori didn't do this on purpose to kill the thread.

MORI NO NOT ALOE YOU MONSTER

I was only 9 years old.
I loved Shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies.
I pray to Shrek every night, thanking him for the life I’ve been given. “Shrek is love” I say, “Shrek is life."
My dad hears me and calls me a faggot. I knew he was just jealous of my devotion to Shrek.
I called him a cunt.
He hits me and sends me to sleep.
I'm crying now and my face hurts.
I lay in bed, really cold. I feel something warm...
It's Shrek! I was so happy.
He whispers in my ear "This is my swamp."
He grabs me with his ogre hands, and puts me on my hands and knees. I'm ready.
I spread my ass cheeks for Shrek.
He penetrates my butthole.
It hurts so much, but I do it for Shrek. I can feel my butt tearing and eyes watering.
I want to please Shrek.
He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love.
My dad walks in.
Shrek looks him straight in the eye and says,
"It's all ogre now."
Shrek leaves through my window.
Shrek is love. Shrek is life.
does anyone have the soundpost?

She's legitimately retarded at this point but it's whatever, she's our retard

deadbeats, you told me she was fat. Why did you all lie to me!?

>>19738010
>Shrek
>off topic
ok Farquad or unless this is that faggot Jimmy Neutron

>>19738238
She will be when I'm done with her

>>19738238
the fuck when did I say that?

I'm busy listening to Millie ASMR wtf happened that's got y'all riled up

what exactly are we supposed to be complaining about here I've just been shitposting

>>19738331
Not this time, Fate.

>>19724133

>>19738238
She's been doing her weight loss reps. Architects are in shambles.

>>19738010
First time? There will be a massacre if our janny actually cares but the thread will still be here.

>>19738490
looks like he's already here

no seriously what the hell are we supposed to be angry about now are we just unironically gaslighting ourselves now

>>19738411
mori i bet you thought your post was funny, clever, and witty
but in actuality it was just very shitty

>>19738588
t. Farquad.

>>19738588
t. Prince Charming

>>19738588
t. Tyler

What the fuck are you all talking about?

>>19738554
nothing, is just time to burn through the thread as quickly as possible

Why is her sense of humor so terrible on Twitter? She has some genuinely funny moments/timing on stream

On an unrelated note, I really hope Mori gets a desk mat for birthday merch as well

>>19738588
t. Jimmy Neutron

>>19738411
>Not watching pink woman(small).

That DollRyS is gonna end up on Mori's bed. I'm jealous.

>>19738734
sorry but i only watch her master duel streams

>>19738238
Yeah, she's fat
Fascinating
Adorable
Talented

>mori doesn't call in
>everybody gets angry
>mori calls in
>everybody gets angry
This fucking board has destroyed our minds apparently

why can't we go back to when that side was 100% dead. It was so much better. Less overworked.

>>19738834
congratulations, you just figured how this site works

>>19738690
If this is based on Cerberus girls then Bae definitely should be there too.

>>19738677
You haven't noticed how most of the good humor is when things happen TO her while when she has to come up with a joke its almost hilariously bad?

>>19738690
I hope not because IRyS's is very tempting right now. Would like a Mori mousepad tho.

>>19738834
If I cared about what your average SEAnigger said I'd have gone insane a year ago
Just ignore them, keep scrolling, and then post about how much you want to [blank] your oshi

>>19738834
Meanwhile I'm happy because I got to hear Mori's voice.

>>19738913
I mean sure, Mori was never liked that much but never to the point where anons are gaslighting themselves.

IRyS's birthday merch is real good

I hope she does another Daki, I was a coward last time and regret it

>>19739035
You should know by now how this stuff works

I know we've got some audioporn chads here and I remember when those "mori is a neglectful partner" fanfics were around so I figure this might be of interest to some of you. The only fill of it is of shit quality unfortunately
>>19738734
Thats not pink woman small. This is

>>19739172
I'll only accept if Yukisame mama draws it this time.

>>19738588
t. Hephaestus

>>19739035
Anon, schizoposting IS self-gaslighting, this is basic stuff. It's been like that since day 1.

>>19739172
same

>>19737733
>Finger
One of each green finger is the size of a whole dick, imagining the stretching…

>>19738734
I watched Rosemi's guerilla stream. It was cute.

>>19739035
>but never to the point where anons are gaslighting themselves.
January and February mindbroke /vt/

>>19739259
forgot to add the likn https://archiveofourown.org/works/37245112?view_adult=true

>>19739172
I think there's absolutely no chance she does another one when she's mentioned having so many merch ideas.

I really hope we actually get that rap. I feel like she may have immediately forgotten after hanging up

>>19738677
>Why is her sense of humor so terrible on Twitter?
>shrineposting
>knife edit
You have selective memory.

Why the fuck didn't we have a t.deadbeat chant?

>>19739172
I regretted not buying mine when I had the chance

>>19739475
The fuck is this himeposter? Why are you tossing a bone heh to the retard fanfic writers who were obsessed with Mori being a bad partner?

>>19739475
Amateur smut annoys me with the way people usually write it, although it also makes me want to write some
I'll probably do long-form Mori love posts on rentry at some point

>>19739475
>yagoo has his own Ao3 tag
I mean it's not expected but I refuse to click it

>>19739700
Its just a neglectful wife deciding to fix the problems in her marriage and going a little yandere over it Its fucking great and i need it to be filled my someone competent . I just thought there might be some people here who might enjoy it, especially since some audio porn was discussed here before

>>19739935
I'll jot down some ideas and write some regretfully neglectful Mori eventually, I'll do my best to try and mog /∞/'s writing

in all seriousness I love that doll it's really cute it's a shame I'm not going to get it I have to save up for HoloFes and Mori's birthday

considering mori's preferences in characters and also how she likes getting money in games, she might like the wario lands

>>19740101
I'm tempted to get the whole set depending on how much it is.

>>19740299
your dog needs to lose weight

>>19740299
you just know...

>>19740299
Cute dog

>>19740299
Tony...

>>19740299
GOD I WANT MY FUCKING MORI DAKI. WHEN THE BORDER OPENS I"M GOING TO FINALLY GET IT

>>19740299
that lucky dog

Can any divegrass fans tell me how fucked /morig/ is? are we still in this?

>>19740611
A miracle on the green may be necessary if mane-san can't figure out defense

>>19740611
Not entirely sure how it works, but apparently 3rd place teams from some of the groups can still advance?
If we beat /hlgg/ next Friday we might have a chance.

Mori x IRyS x Miko x Suisei Eikaiwa onegai

>>19740976
>Suisex English mixed with Migo Elite English
I'd have the most confused boner of my life

>>19740976
>eikaiwa lesson turns into japanese lesson for Miko
based

>>19739475
I read all this in IRyS's voice

>Mori outside
>A-chan outside
what are they doing?

>>19740659
>>19740611

a miracle would still be necessary even if the good doctor figures out how to get the defense to stop leaking like rushia's dms

by my calculation this is the situation:

morig is dead unless we beat hlgg. If we win, there are 2 scenarios where morig advances:
1. Yah loses and morig's margin of victory + yah's margin of defeat is at least 4 goals. This puts morig in 2nd place and guarantees we advance.
2. At least one of the following happens:
* pyon in group B doesn't win by more than morig does
* hag and nasfag in group C both don't win
* nijien and 774 in group E both don't win

this is assuming that the tournament uses the standard soccer tiebreak order (points, goal difference, goals for) which I haven't seen explicitly stated anywhere but is probably right

>>19743203
exhibitionism

>>19743203
me

I hope if Mori does a rap for IRyS she posts audio of her rapping it along with the lyrics.

Who the fuck is this Tyler person that Mori is suddenly talking about?

>>19744121
when has Mori talked about Tyler? do you have a link/timestamp of Mori talking about him?

>>19744252
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPN1JSE5ZnE

>>19744121
Rapper who wrote this song
https://youtu.be/lPN1JSE5ZnE

>>19744311
>>19744330
A REAL REAPER

>>19744311
Thanks.

That's Tyler the Creator, a rapper Mori admires

>>19744752
RUB-A-DUB-DUB, THANKS FOR THE GRUB!

>>19744660
And I'm given to understand he has something to do with Shrek? What's that about?

>>19744904
https://twitter.com/tylerthecreator/status/1500572830043361282

>idiots who literally can't stop policing the thread, when Mori has openly talked about Shrek.

No one actually brought anything else up but in an effort to be a "good boy", some idiots decry shrekposting.