/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>1668331
SEX

>>1668331
Mori fangirling and Critikal making his usual straight-faced jokes

>>1668331
lmao SEX SEX SEX

>>1668331
Cringe, but not kino

an absolute shitshow that would cause everyone with a brain to drop her immediately

>>1668331
Charlie is cute.

>>1668581
Hey Mori

>>1668331
Sex butthole sexcks penis dildo butthole.

>>1668331
An amazing cringkino that either develops into an enlightened discussion or devolves into something like kiara pekora but far less bad.

>>1668331
uncontrollable sex

>>1668331
He'd make a joke about shitting his pants and Mori would laugh her ass off

Sexy time

>>1668581
But you're cuter Mori

>>1668331
anus nipple shit dick penis xDDDDDDDDDDD

>>1668745
The kind of laugh that's cute while she subconsciously plays with her hair and slides some of it behind her ear.

>>1668331
i'll call everyone a deadbeat by responding with t. deadbeat

Unironically might end her career. I actually like Charlie, but unlike the trash taste guys there's no chance he'll respect the boundaries of her character setting and he'll definitely take multiple shots at fans who support her. His personality is basically the "ultimate straight-man" and he'll spend the entire time picking apart the idea of an anime avatar idol industry.

It's not like he's wrong, but it's not gonna do any favors for Mori's career for her fans to hear a guy picking apart the idea of an "Oshi".

>>1668331
I'd stop watching her, I don't like when two different things completely opposite I'm fan of mix together.

>>1668848
Yeah, better off with him and her roommate without any Holo association. Would be cute, but discussion of it wouldn't be /vt/

>>1668848
He already collabed with codemiko and it was pretty good.

>>1668848
He did those collabs with project melody without doing any of those things though. So why would you think he would do that in a much more uptight environment?

>>1668848
Definitely does not sound like him but okay.

>>1668848
this unironically. and i stopped watching crit1kal a long time ago

>>1668929
>>1668942
melody and codemiko don’t have any relation to idolshit though. Mori does

Cover would be completely retarded to allow such a thing to happen.

>>1669090
Let’s ensure that cr1tikal would be as well

>>1668848
But Mori's roommate donated to Charlie before, would be awkward to have him shitting on simps then.

Does he not have a girlfriend? I think it is time to accept that he is out of your league Mori..

>>1669134
Quite an understaement too. Apparently she was one of the top donators in recent history.

>>1669149
He does, and a nerd into Yugioh or Pokemon TCG at that.

>>1668848
>Sup Charlie here, today we have with us K*ren playing as Mori Calliope for some jap stream company or some shit like that
<Mori in her autism tries to stone face shit like with the other holos trying to stay "in-character"
>Yea sure anyway K*ren, how do you feel like playing pretend for a bunch of lonely men on the internet?
Boy that would be glorious.

>>1669174
>everytime you donate to Mori you're indirectly donating to Moistcritikal
How does this make deadbeats feel?

>>1669203
Implausible but I'm already cringing at the thought of it.

>>1668331
Calli would unironically attempt to have sex with him. The guy is the alpha of manlets. And you know how she gets around manlets.

>>1668848

Pretty sure that the only reason the Trash Taste podcast with Mori happened is that those guys work for a japanese agency and have a manager that knows the bussines

>>1669246
>everytime Kiara sleeps with Mori, she knows she'd only be thinking of the manlet king

>>1669203
wtf I want this to happen now

>>1668581
I love you Mori.

>>1669323
And with a bit of luck said manager will have received enough threats to not fuck up again

>>1669031
But melody has an identity that they would like just a hidden as idols would, which he did nothing to attack.
In fact, since she actively streams on chaturbate she's far more easily accusable as being a simp queen, which again, he didn't really do.
Your ideas are out of touch with reality.

>>1669203
No lie if he did do that, it would look pretty shit on him in the eyes of pretty much any holofags

>>1669031
It's an entertainement company now. Get with the times.

>>1669391
Spoken like someone who doesn't get the entertainment business.

I think if they do a collab itll be a song. Charlie has a band and Calli is a rapper/singer, theyd do an ironic song or something.

It would be a short stream.

>>1668331
What's up everybody it's Cr1tikal. Shit, poop, fart, dicks, dildos, pussy candles, vagina.

>$3,000,000 dollars in ad revenue later

>>1670014
God I wish that were me.

>>1668331
Critikal being boring, and mori orgasming.

>antis get BTFOd during pathetic excuse for amegeddon rip off.
>Time loops to critical again
2020 called, Get original content.

>thread is not having a complete meltdown at the mention of scatman
this board is really over hating mori now huh

>>1670014
I miss when the stupid commentary was at least over equally stupid kusoge

>>1668331
>narcissist manchild with cult following of thirsty women
Is he the Jared Leto of cringey ecelebs? Without the big dick, obviously.

>>1668331
poopoo
peepee
dildo
tierlist

>>1668331
Yes Mori, you could just ask Your FT friends to Collab with him as your roommate, and then watch /vt/ seethe

Sasuguh

>>1668811
>Mori fans begin SHAKING

>>1670247
Sasuguh Mori, I didn't think of it that way.

>>1668331
I think the average /vt/ poster resembles critikal more than they'd like to admit.

The better question is, how many simps will unsub once Calli starts cracking and her simping turns into "So did you buy your plane ticket to Japan?"

>>1670368
>t. Deadbeat

>>1668386
>>1668408
>>1668606
>>1668676
>>1668748
>>1669322
YAMERO TAKESHI

SEXXXXXXX

>critical
He's just the tip of the iceberg. The end game is and always will be

GIMLI

KINOOOOOOOO

>>1668386
KIMOCHI NA

>>1670304
I wish. Sadly we're not that good looking.

Step aside, Charlie. Mori is mine now.

>>1670658
Is that the guy from LotR?

>>1670499
Im honestly surprised that only 6/67 posts are sex related in a thread like this.

>>1670499
I WILL BECOME SEX ITSELF
EVEN IF IT KILLS ME

>>1669322
and finally her statement about liking manlets makes sense

>>1668811
That's pretty much worse than NTR.

>>1670304
I'm pretty sure I look better than a bearded hipster.

>>1670304
I fucking wish I was that handsome

>>1671524
Her tastes are small, better give up your kness because the competition is tight

>>1671249
TAKESHI STOP YOUR BODY WONT LAST

>>1671649
Prove it

>>1671692
IM GOING INTO THE THREAD, TAKESHI GIVE ME YOUR STRONGEST SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX

>>1671790
UWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>1670167

>>1671790
THIS SEX IS TOO STRONG FOR YOU TAKESHI

>>1670167
>he wasn't around a few days ago when she announced, that she won't make a schedule this week

>>1668331

if this happen, Calli will end up graduating

>>1672274
she can't keep getting away with it

Friends with Melody, so Charlie would sneak her in just so they could collab by proxy.

>>1670755
no, thats the one from Austin Powers

>>1672341
you mean that thing that blew away after she done a single zatsu?

>>1668331
She'll hopefully get and she will deserve the garbage Coco is getting from Zhangs.

>>1668386
She would give birth to god.

>>1672381

I'd be happy for my boy and continue as normal
t.Deadbeat

>>1672598
Put DD on the Official Podcast. Just avoid mentioning anything specific and Cover can't complain about anything. All while she and the hosts talk about whatever stupid shit they want.
YOU WON'T STOP HER

>>1668331
>having an extremely big crush on a Florida Man who lives in a empty house and only wears white t's and gym shorts

She sure has strange taste

>>1672009
Fubuki
FUBUKI FUBUKI FUBUKIAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
UWAAAAAAAAAAH UGH
KUNKAKUNKA KUNKAKUNKA
SU-HA SU-HA
FUBUKI SMELLS SO GOOD NYUNHAHAHUH
AHUN! I WANT TO SMELL HER WHITE TAIL KUN KUN
AH! NO! I WANT TO RUB ON HER FUR
MOFUMOFU MOFUMOFU
HER SELF INTRODUCTION VIDEO WAS SO CUTE
AAAH AAAAAAAAH AAAAAUGGGGGGH
YOU GOT SO MANY GIFTS ON YOUR BIRTHDAY FUBUKI
AAAAH YOURE SO CUTE
FUBUKI KAWAII AAAAAAAH
AaaaaAAaAAAAAAIYAAAAAAAAA
NYAAAAAAAAAH-GUEEEEEEH
What? Vtubers arent real?
So matsuri and shion arent real either???
......FUBUKI ISNT REAL???????
GYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAA
WHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
HOLOLIVE YOU BASTARDS, GOODBYE
GOODBYE TO THIS GODLESS WORLD
Huh? Shes looking? Poster on the wall Fubuki is looking at Matsuri?!
FUBUKI ON YOUTUBE IS WATCHING MATSURI?!
FUBUKI ON TWITTER IS TALKING WITH MATSURI?!
THANK GOD THE WORLD HASNT LEFT ME YET
YAHOO
FUBUKI IS STILL WITH ME
I DID IT, I CAN DO IT
FUBUKING YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

>>1672669
the thing is that people overestimate just how much Mori cares
like doing a collab with her fav content creator would make her happy, but being able to focus on her music is her main thing

>>1668331
>Cr1tikal fucks mori on stream
>everyone on /vt/ collectively kills themselves
sounds pretty good to me

>>1672669
Not sure if some chuuba fans are retarded, Trojan Horse, or just short sighted. This collab in any form will cause so much damage.

>>1672751
Good post

>>1672751
A classic

>Be the ultimate japanese rap music weeb
>Literally move to nihon, do nihongo reps, do anime art style reps with animation, teach little japs english, the whole 20 yards
>whine, bitch and moan how japanese men are intimidated by your american height and size and your rough gravel voice so you can never get a proper date
>the man you love the most is some sweaty black haired Jesus who lives in Florida

What is Calliope Mori

>>1672762
That too. She could talk about some of her own experiences with making music and promote it. All while knocking some drinks back and bullshitting. They've had other guests on before who liked Critikal's content and they didn't let that interfere with stuff.

>>1672788
Damage to who, exactly?

>>1672751
xth post best post

>>1672788
it'd cause about as much damage as TT, so some temporary screeching, then people would forget about it as every other 3D promotional collab in history of Hololive and argue about which girl wants to fuck another

>>1672895
Shes a lot of things, but I just to call her The Nigger of Nippon affectionately

>>1673057
>Nigger of Nippon
the fact that a deadbeat made this name will never not be funny

>>1672751
What would happen if Matsuri and Takeshi met?

>>1673098
Its a good nickname. Out of all the rhymes that went from A to Z this stayed with everyone the most. The fact a certain green haired girl did a vocaroo of it also helped

>>1673159
apparently the author of the pasta still funds Kwappi T3 membership to Mori each month

>>1672983
Everyone that likes the current state of vtubers.

>>1672999
Like I said, short sightedness. TT leads to Critical, who has a much bigger platform, then where does that lead?
And the issue is not about 3D collabs. The issue is it's being done with Western content creators.

>>1672751
Based, would knowing about this make you a hololive oldfag at this point?

>>1673189
What a based individual

you guys are forgetting that calli fans want the collab to happen because they are cucks.

>>1672751
good times, good times

>>1673190
>then where does that lead?
Where DOES it lead, anon?

>>1673258
Shut up fag, we're remeniscing old times now. Leave your cuckposting for Kiara threads

>>1672751
Based

>>1673293
Opening the door to politically-damaged, divisive Western personalities to invade this space, which Critical is already one.

>>1673159
Honestly, Kwaapi was one of the only good things to come out of December/January /hlgg/. OCposting just want the same after couponposting dried out and drawtako left

>>1673199
local deadbeats are a pretty based bunch
they stood against paypigs dominating the convo in member streams, release higher tier streams earlier than Mori herself, try to make her realize how fucking much Comet likes her and got their shrine hashtag promoted by Mori on valentines

So did anyone watch her recent Ao Oni stream? Its got a lot of views already

fucker fell off hard what happened

threads would be on fire but she will get away with it like she always does

>>1673399
drawtako is around, he's just a bit more sparse due to life reps

>>1673258
it's true. deadbeats have always been stoked for a critikal collab, and never once complained about the numerous times calli talked about him and said she wants to collab. calli even sung his cuck song 2019 Guy and they all applauded while hearing calli sing about her own fans.

>>1673445
The mori shrine poating was pretty fun to see. Was Kiaras recent thing fun? I couldnt catch it

>>1673512
if you mean the White Day chocos, it was pretty fun
Kiara can be pretty blunt about stuff people make for her, which makes for funny moments, especially when some troll shit comes up

>>1673497
Only cucks would get mad at a song making fun of cucks, dont you think?

>>1673537
Olay, I'll catch the VOD then

>mori with a hapa manlet
Only desirable thing about him is the hair genetics. You'd be dooming your male children to a lifetime of scrutiny from midget jokes.

>>1673478
I was kinda talking about the posters he used to make, like The Boring Crew and Gunboat Diplomacy

>>1673619
he made one for Haato recently, dig around, it was pretty good
phoneposting rn so don't have it saved

>>1673541
cucks are too happy about hearing calli sing a critikal song and possibly collabing with him to be mad at the song itself. and you say that like cucks wouldn't pretend to not be mad about being made fun of.

>>1673645
You will forever be based, anon

>>1673159
God I love mama Koopa

>>1673685
anon, whatever you're talking about seems to be more on-topic on /gif/, we're talking vtubers here

post favourite Mori clips
https://streamable.com/juug6v

>>1673258
Charlie has a wife so I’m not sure where the cucking would occur, unless you’re suggesting he would ruin his relationship to fly out to Japan and sex mori for little gain. If anything, if a collab happens he’ll just make some crude remarks about idol culture and this place will be set on fire

>>1673685
I wouldnt know anon.
You know what they say, takes a cuck to know a cuck. Maybe thats why youre so obsessed?

>>1673757
Uno collab was pretty powerful
https://streamable.com/5f7ch6

>>1673757
the thread is about Calli and Critikal collabing.

deadbeats would be happy no matter what the collab is like, as long as it happens. they'd be even happier if they see calli flirt with critikal.

>>1673757
Based
gupla1

>>1673817
ah, that's a classic one
the Long Toot

https://streamable.com/f0ci2b
we need Calli to collab more with the Blades
their chemistry isn't there yet

>>1673781
no one is saying those two would actually fuck, even though calli clearly wants that.

>>1673814
Why do you try so hard to keep your argument alive, anon? Everyone in the thread has moved on from your baits.

>>1669246
Considering Charlie donates most of his streaming proceeds to charity, pretty good.

>>1673814
Thread is now /morig/ annex, thanks for playing.

>>1673757
>>1673817
Someone post Mori sneeze I lost it

>>1673865
it's not bait. all i'm doing is posting my thoughts about the hypothetical collab.

>>1668331
who's flat eyed NPC?

>>1673478
FUCK YOU MAY

>>1673916
https://streamable.com/cmqgr7

>>1669323
Reminder Trash Taste is under fucking Kadokawa

>>1673918
Well sorry to say but your cuck mentality comes off as bait

when is the last time she mentioned cr1tikal?

>>1673989
So thats how we got bookwalker permissions

>>1674018
Two weeks ago I think? Unless she mentioned him in the Ao oni strem which I havent watched yet

>>1674018
she sometimes responds to the mentions in chat, or laughs at some reference, it's fairly rare tho since she has so many other stuff to talk about nowadays

>>1674055
what was the context?

well, whatever Mori ends up doing, it'll probably work out for her
everything been working out for her, really

I FUCKING LOVE KAWAIIOPE MORIRIN AND I WANT TO MARRY THIS DORK, START A FAMILY WITH THIS DORK, AND RAISE A SON WITH THIS DORK, A SON WHO’LL INHERIT OUR RESPECTIVE BEST TRAITS AND ATTRIBUTES BUT IS ALSO JUST AS MUCH OF A DUMB CHUUNI AS HIS BEAUTIFUL DORK OF A MOTHER

>>1674076
it was actually more recent I think, greynames tried to have her add him to the list of things she would draw, but she ignored all non-Holo suggestion and just said she'll draw him on her own time
except she won't since she's swamped with illustration/MV work till end of the month at least and she has other shit to do in April

>>1674106
Based

>You now realize that Mori's TT guesting was the thing that helped Cover gain the necessary connections
>connections that would make things like Hololive Alternative Possible

SASUGUH, Mori

>>1674130
Dont forget the birthday EP. Unless shes got personal managers to take care of that stuff. 4/5stores selling her CDs are sold out

>antis can't even baitpost the guy that could actually cuck Deadbeats.

I really pity the antis at this point.

>>1674190
eh, wouldn't go so far, but Cover did luck out by snatching a HoloEN that was this set up for self-publishing music

even the super proactive Tenchou only gets one song every couple of months and that's after recruting an army of people to write lyrics, do art and animate the MVs, mix the songs - stuff that Mori does nearly completely in-house or with a help of an existing connection

the fact they let her co-write the HoloALT song shows how much faith they built up in her

>>1673957
Thanks anon

>>1674282
Its all just deadbeats, anon

>>1674351
"I know"

>>1674310
Wait hold the fuck up Mori cowrote the fucking HoloAlt trailer?

Anons I am trying to like Mori and this thread is not helping

>>1674351
>>1674368

>>1674310
>set up for self-publishing music

Cover's music agency publishes and licenses her music.

>>1674351
All other deadbeats are cucks because I'm going to get to Moris heart first

>>1674106
you mean you want to see Charlie fuck Moririn and impregnate her and then you raise their son?

>>1674432
I'm ESL and it's 4 AM, good sir, I meant 'self-producing', forgive my retardation
>>1674409
mhm
she talked about it in a zatsu
she admitted she struggled with the nip parts of the lyrics and when she put them in for Cover they got someone to rewrite them, but the skeleton (heh) was based around what she wrote

>>1674409
she co-wrote the SONG, moron

>>1674412
t. deadbeat.

>>1674432
If you want to get technical, yeah. You think cover helps in any part of the other processes? I'm not sure myself

>>1674483
all of her songs have been produced or mixed by other producers. she credits them in the descriptions.

>>1674412
Dont try to like something you dont, anon. Just dont be like Kiara antis and spam anti threads/ antiposts. Thats all you need to do

>>1674524
nah, her first EP is a mix between stuff that's all her and stuff that started with her shit that got dolled out by K, with the exception of RIP being all K-san's work, iirc

>>1674106
Some ritualposters are ogey

>>1674566
K-san really is a talent. I really like the work he does for Roboco.

>>1674628
makes me wonder how a theoretical song collab between RBC and Mori, mixed by K would turn out
RBC doing soft, almost whispery bits, Mori coming in with fast raps to maybe some themed gothic-electronic beat

>>1674130
>deadbeats wanted her to draw charlie

sasuga the most cuckhold fanbase of any vtuber

>/hlgg/ is laughing at the antis again

So, guys, any guesses on who the secret senpai is?

>>1674728
since she went 'someone who nobody expects' I eliminated the music related ones from my list, and those she mentioned wanting to collab with (Watame and RBC)

wild guesses:
>Subaru, talked with Kiara about wanting to ask Mori too collab but worrying about approaching her, they have some shared interest in Guilty Gear Xrd, a FT10 stream could be fun
>Marine, she's on EN studying binge rn, recalled some interactions with Mori on recent singing stream, have some shared connection in Reine and would actually be a collab absolutely no one would expect (at least not before Ina)
>Roberu, once again Xrd, Homo collabs aren't super expected and people seem to assume Rikka more than anyone

>>1674106
Hey! Me too!

>>1674728
Lauging at Mori antis is a tradition at this poiny
Theyre not called the BTFO club for nothimg

>>1674728
All my coins on Suzy.
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Hlgg will die and we can finally grow as a board, doubly so if it happens around the EN gen 2 debut

>>1674870
A holostar collab has been expected for a while now

>>1674987
yeah, but people are naming Rikka more often, which is why I brought Roberu up, he does more FG reps too

>>1674987
You know, now that you mention it that "male vtuber close to home" collab never fucking happened. And everybody just forgot about it including me

>>1675017
her song collabs got pushed super far down the pipeline due to her wagiejob crushing her schedule last year
she just got done recording one of those recently

Ah yes, that's the first thing Calliope "don't meet your heroes" Mori needs. Interaction with yet another person she looks up to only to get disillusioned once again.

>>1674954
>we

>>1675113
Wonder if Lucitan will get disillusioned if/when she meets mori

>>1668910
>discussion of it wouldn't be /vt/
That has never stopped deadbeats. The jannies and mods kneel to deadbeats. Hiromoot himself kneels to deadbeats.

>>1675260
I think its time to start asking the bigger questions of life.
What is a deadbeat?

>>1675216
If Kiara can get disillusioned of Pekora, then Lucitan probably would if it was something more than some handshake meeting.
>>1675260
I got warned for explaining why doxxbeats don't bring their shit to /mu/, and telling mods to do their jobs

>>1675412
Goslings who like rap

New mori tweet up, deadbeats

>>1675412
A miserable pile of secrets

>>1675412
If you have a skeleton inside you, you are a deadbeat

>>1675478
Yeah, shitty rap

>>1672751
A perfect example of how one post can completely change a thread.
Holy based matsurifag

>>1675843
Classical is the worst music genre

>>1676037
Do zoomers really?

>>1676072
My taste in music is objectively superior to yours, grandpa

>>1670014
>"shit dicks ass cum poopy"
>Phone camera literally falls over while he's recording
>9 million views

>>1676037
Kek, this is going to derail into another music argument like THAT thread isnt it?

>>1676037
Mori will never be as good as A Tribe Called Quest

>>1668331
this would be pure sex

>>1676195
Both of them will never be as good as Debussys work.

>>1676195
At least Mori admits to being bad. Unlike someone else you mentioned

All of your music tastes suck dick, electro swing is the future and its amazing

>>1676195
The fact that you think both of them are comparable is a huge compliment to Moris music, you shouldnt have even mentioned them in the same sentence yet you did. Are you a falsefagging deadbeat?

>>1676037
>how_to_derail_music_discussion_101

Anons please think of OP......he tried so hard to make the thread....stay on topic please...

His legs would buckle under when she jumps into his arms

>>1676573
>hasnt removed his knees for Mori yet
Youre on some weak shit, anon

>>1676037
This is the only good baitpost in this thread. Good job anon

>>1672526
The god of leg skip manlets

>>1668676
>whole stream is charlie and mori just fucking out of frame while charlie's gf cries in the corner

>>1676564
OP is a faggot why should anyone care?

>>1668331
Deadbeats would empty their bank accounts for more softcore cuckporn from their queen and then brain themselves
Then >>1669203
Then we finally get an irl collab ban and we never have to suffer through normie pseudo weebs like more Mori collabing with trash podcasts ever again or whatever EN gen 3 was going to collab with digibro

>>1676371
Weak bait, but I'll bite. Why do you have such shitty taste in music? Classical and Mori may be mediocre but yours is just outright dogshit

>>1677105
a-anon? Did you forget take your meds today?

>>1677105
>then brain themselves
I normally dont respond to cucks but what in the hell did (You) mean by this?

>>1676407
I’ve never even listened to Mori’s music for more than 30 seconds. They’re only comparable in that they can both be described as “rap”

>>1677242

>>1674719
>deadbeats
Gray names aren't human desu

>>1677276
>I havent listed to it much but its shit
Youre no better than that fag calling classical music the worst genre.

>>1677332
Happens to the best of us, anon

>>1677198
But then my rrats are shit

>>1677585
Your rrats are shit either way, rratseller

>>1668811
Wow, fuck you.

>>1675260
-Indies and 4chan bow to Mori
-In contact with aliens
-Possess psychic-like abilities
-Control Japan with an iron but fair fist
-Own castles & banks globally
-Direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line
-Will bankroll the first cities on the mountaintop (Morigrad will be be the first city)
-Own 99% of DNA editing research facilities on Earth
-First designer babies will in all likelihood be Mori babies
-said said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
-Ancient Indian scriptures tell of a reaper who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with her
-Owns cemeteries around the world
-You likely have bones inside you right now
-The reaper is in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church. Who do you think set up the meeting between the pope & the Orthodox high command (First meeting between the two organizations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Orthodox leader's first trip to Antarctica in history literally a few days later to the Mori bunker in Wilkes land?
-Learned basic Japanese in under a decade
-Nation states entrust their superchat reserves with her. There's no spacha in Cover, only in Mori's account
-She is about two decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
-In reality, she is a timeless being existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don't know her ultimate plans yet. We hope she's a benevolent being.

>>1670014
I don't get it. He's just like me. Looks just like me, talks just like me. Why is he famous and I'm not? Is it because I don't like streaming?

>>1678206
>You likely have bones inside you right now
tell me this isnt true, bros.....

haha poopoo peepee cringe

>>1678206
>Learned basic Japanese in under a decade
Kek everytime

Earbud dude: so ummm you're like a total slut with a bunch of simps right? They like the jiggly tits huh? Hahaha

Mori: yeah totally. I'm actually a big fan of yours and I never thought this would ever be possible.

Earbud dude: haha I bet your simps are seething on copium based based yolo I'm not even trying haha yikes

Deadbeats: She...she is still our boy right?

Deadbeats: *lurking now*

>>1678322
Fuck

>>1673916
There's a pastebin with all the Mori clips ever posted.
https://pastebin.com/NNZ1QPiV

>>1668331
I try to like charlie, but i just can't. I can only hear 'throbbing cock', 'asscheeks' and swearing as punchlines so many times.

>>1678450
That comment sounds awfully lot like nu-4chin

>>1678539
Buzzwords were common in old 4chan too, newfag. They just werent called buzzwords. They were called "memes"

>>1678477
Thats a big pastebin

>>1678630
4u

>>1678450
bruh, stop reading so many NTRs

>>1669782
Oh, please enlighten me.

>>1678254
He has a gf and a dog that fucks her and you don't. Maybe that's what you're missing.

>>1679259
>dogfucker
Heh, /jp/ has some good memories

>>1668848
i actually like charlie too. i even listen to his podcast and you just described kaya instead of charlie.
kaya wouldn't give a single shit about the in-character stuff and cross that boundary. charlie would probably respect her wishes.

>Check out her roommate, both then and now
>Just now realized Mori has made her "desired male" the most low hanging fruit for amerimutts
>told us she has a hard time dating in JP, but we all know that's a croc
>Her attitude is crafted to be the girl in highschool you knew of, and secretly thought you had a chance with
>Moment of complete eureka, omen of clarity, epiphany, whatever you call it
I've seen through your act Mori. You have no more power over me

>>1669203
>>1668848
This feels very out of character for him. I think he wouldn't mind playing along with the vtuber gimmick and just going with the alias and respecting cover's terms.

>>1674728
I want it to be Noel

>>1679437
It was her master plan all along.....sasuga Mori sama.....

>>1679437
Congrats, you've broken out if Moris matrix anon. Remember, there is no Kazoo

>>1679475
I don't think rrats understand humans very well in the first place

>>1668331
There is nothing that makes me want to shoot myself in the face more than Charlie's voice with his personality.

>>1679437
Do you know why your eyes hurt right now, anon? Its because youre using them for the first time

>>1679437
devilish

>>1679437
>>1679692
Fucking kek

>>1679437
I cant believe Mori was Stephen Hawking all along

>>1668331
rrats on the right, who the fuck is that

>>1679949
Keanu's long lost son, Charlie.

>>1679949
A youtuber that Mori likes

>>1679976
his beard's too wirey and his cheeks too fat
I bet if he cleaned up though he could get Mori for some free motorboat lessons

>>1680026
Hes a loyal guy, fuck off Mori

You guys like Jazz?

>>1679688
There is nothing that makes me want to shoot myself in the face more than Mori’s voice with her personality.

>>1680737
I do. Listen to it in the car every morning on the way to work

>>1681386
You idiot, shes not going to come if you kill yourself. Do your lore reps

>>1676474
very potent bait, I have to remember that one

can we get a collab with the real manlet king yet

>>1668848
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FL1UO7Ur9cI

>>1668331
I hate it when 3D and 2D mix so no. Maybe if he became a Vtuber too but I doubt that'll happen.

>>1680737
Yeah, this is the last album I've listened to. It's really good, I recommend it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Mz5rR0y0fM

>>1668331
whats the name of the guy on the right

>>1673190
>The issue is it's being done with Western content creators
Yeah but how many collabs Mori can make with japanese content creators?

>>1672751

>>1673587
>hapa
Has this been confirmed that Charlie is hapa?

I still can't believe she threw a temper-tantrum for like a week just because Cover told her to fuck off.

>>1679688
This. Particularly since he's showed his face he's become such an insufferable faggot. Even before that his pee pee poo poo schtick stops being funny real fast.

>>1678450
Why do people think Charlie would be like that? He has been in collab with Melody and went a long with her facade and didn't question any of her roommates stuff.

>>1685460
Nobody knows the true Charlie.

>>1685330
That is our Mori, anon.

>>1668331
People that are into content of both of them will be happy and understands it, Uninterested normies will be mildly amused, overly protective fanatics of both sides will start war against each other and it will be cringest part of it...

>>1668848
I mean, it would not be his first encounter with Vtubers lol. He had some encounter with Melody few months ago and currently is sometimes collabing with other Vshojo girls.

>>1685766
>overly protective fanatics of both sides
Does Charlie have those kinda people?

>>1668848
cr1tikal was moderately funny 6 years ago i cant believe how much cancer has infested this place

>>1674106
Based

>>1673869
yugioh is not a charity anon

>>1685460
can guarantee 90% of the posters itt haven't watched his videos, 9% have seen his post-face reveal videos and only 1% have been watching him since before the face reveal

>>1683283
Wait, I thought he was supposed to shit on her, this doesn't fit with the rrats...

>>1668331
shitposting on a scale you wish you had never seen.

>>1678254
Dude has been on Youtube since fucking 2006. He's literally one of the first youtubers.

Charlie's audience would bully her and she'd be heartbroken over her reception and fall further into her depression arc

>>1678254
He's got confidence

>>1683283
pretty based then again he was a autismo too so its expected

>>1668331
If it's anything like his Project Miko collab, it'll awkward, unfunny and a total waste of time.
Then again, that's literally all of her interviews

>>1698492
No they wouldn't

>>1698300
No they wouldn't.

>>1698300
Yeah considering how they "bully" all the no-name streamers that Charlie chooses to host after he ends his streams for the night.
Definitely the type of community that would bully someone like Calli who aspires to be like him.

>>1698440
he shouldn't

>>1685460
The people who are still obsessed with the crt1kal timeloop don't actually watch him so they don't know he's too much nice guy to do something like that and would respect the art form
They'd rather just project themselves onto him in cuck scenarios that they spend far too much time thinking about it

>>1668848
Where did this meme come from that Charlie was mean? Don't get me wrong, his humor is just poop jokes, but does anyone actually think he's a dick? he's one of the nicest dudes on the platform.

>>1700313
Probably came from how for a while he shifted his channel from the same moist dingleberry jokes he'd been making for five years already to "here's this person you've never heard of and why I think they're an asshole" drama videos.

What about Calli on Whang

>>1699615
ok Mori

>>1698278
Damn really? I remember for a while I would confuse him with Fatal1ty because of the name.

>>1668331
With Hololive possibly moving over to Twitch this collab is one step closer to happening.

>>1668331
who in their right mind wan't a manlet?