/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Lamy
>I'll say it again! We're a couple living together!
>Don't forget guys, we're co-living together
>You guys should have the engagement ring? arrive by now..
>I can't compromise this! We must be co-living
>Repeat it 30 times for me, "Lamy is the girlfriend who lives with me"
>The ring you got recently is for your co-living gf "This is clingy" What do you mean clingy
>Let me ask what kind of Lamy do you like?
>You said it already right? "I'm actually living with my girlfriend"?
>I got it, hold on a bit
>I'll just appear in front...ahh!
>*moves her model closer*
>You can take a photo now to introduce with your parents
>How do I address you? Kare? ("Kare" is a pronoun that also means "boyfriend")
>So then I'll do this
>Hello there! I'm currently living with him. I'm Yukihana Lamy
>From now on, I want to love and be loved by him, I'll be in your care
>You can now show that video afterwords with your parents
>"My parents would cry with joy" That's really good! That was my intent

>>OP
Yeah, I know we're right. What's your point, faggot?

>>OP
Shitty copypasta.

>>OP
Whores lie as easily as they breathe.

>>OP
Meds now

>>OP
Just don't think about it and keep giving them money ok?
I'm sure you'll learn the truth someday.

>>16017762
>>16017805
>>16017842
>>16018037
Just Like My Islanders

>>OP
Look at this guy

Women literally can't be lonely, they don't need you, only your money.
You're so easily fooled and naive.

If they love you so much why won't they have sex with you?

>>OP
>>"You're my boyfriend after all, right? stay with me forever"
please link me a timestamp for this i need some lifefuel right now

Oh this thread again.
Really sad to see OP, stop wasting time on 2D whores, improve yourself, start 2022 on the right foot.

>>OP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqr-BgAhZH4

>>16018279
fuck off norman

DELETE THIS THREAD IN AN INSTANT!
I DIDN'T ASK! NOW!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>OP
Yeah, most of them are menhera, but that's not a bad thing.

>>OP
and this is why these women are rich.

>>16018376
pussy

>>OP
Imagine being so lonely you pay big bucks for a random woman to say she loves you.

>>16018376
>muh normans
It's NORMALFAGS you stupid fucking newfag. And besides, you're a cuck if you believe that shit. She doesn't care about you as an individual and never will; "you" are amalgamated into a faceless mass of paypigs. That's what she cares about. The intimacy of touch defeats your delusions, of which you have to try and convince yourself she means you and only you, as you try and block the millions of men just like you, some perhaps more attractive, with more money, or qualities you lack.

>>16018819
>It's NORMALFAGS you stupid fucking newfag.
i've been on this site for years you stupid fucking gatekeeper lmao, i say norman because i think it's a funnier way to put it. seethe cope etc etc

>>16018819
This applies to every corporate vtuber, only small indies can truly appreciate their fans.

>>16018874
>for years
Roru
Rumao

I'm Rushia's husband
AMA

Geez many trannys and faggots in /vt/ is obvious my oshi "love me" now go to watch you ENtrash thot
>>16017758
>*moves her model closer*
>You can take a photo now to introduce with your parents
Kek

>>16018958
How tight?

>>16019103
Excruciatingly tight but the most pleasurable experience of my everyday life, multiple times at day in fact.

>>16018171
not that one but saw this earlier

>>OP
You do know they say that to keep the cash coming in, right?
You HAVE met a woman before, right?
Manipulation and deception is in their nature

>>16019370
anon who hurt you like that? was it your mother?

>>16018059
/hoc/ runs /vt/
fuck the isles tho
go shorks

>>16019475
Holy projection

>>16018376
These bitches will be gone in like 5 years at best. ANd then what? What will you have? NOTHING.
Self improvement is forever.

>>16019735
are you self improving right now? in this thread?

>>16019735
You understimate them. They will move back to waifu shit and consuming media until they kill themselves, although the process will be hastened by the lack of interaction with their waifu>>16019719

Nene(angel) loves me

I love my oshi. I been during my reps with moege for years now and finally this will be useful. I will go to Japan and stalk her after she graduates. I know my oshi loves me

>>16019735
2D girls don't just poof away. jesus christ are normans really this fucking retarded?

>>16020192
>I swear I am in love with 2D!
You aren't. You love a woman that will never love you back. You became a cuck.

>how dare you enjoy something that is not healthy?
Says the anons known to be the paradigm of wisdom, good mental heath, having several meaningful relationships, being successful at life.

>>OP
Are you retarded or do you purposefully keep posting this waiting for someone to actually refute you?

where does all these normalfags come from? are all the ENfags projecting because all they have are western whores?

>>16020358
>she Japanese so she's not a whore
Yellow fever faggots should be considered braindead for their own sake, holy fuck. Imagine defending a fucking whore like Noel, or any corpo that sucked dick and gave up her pussy to be where she is.

>>16020358
nah it's the same anons just baiting because people get mad
do you think a normal person would waste time coming into this place and waiting 15 minutes for a reply from the people they are supposed to not care?

>>16019735
Nobody is forever, not anyone else and not (You)

>>16020273
i genuinely feel bad for you. the art of substituting the human desire for love with 2D love is an incredibly easy process and yet normans like you find it incomprehensible. enjoy navigating that dating game and forever chasing the feels i already have, dumbass.

Fuck the OP, recommend me actual GFE vtubers.

>>16020473
Whatever helps you sleep at night, uggo. By the way chuubas =! 2D.

>>16020535
Groom a 1view indie. Have fun.

>>16020535
>Rushia
not actual GFE

>>16020535
>Rushia
>not actual GFE

>>16020535
The one whose vagina you can touch.

>>16020537
>By the way chuubas =! 2D
I have a waifu in addition to my chuubas lmfao

>>16020358
there is only 3 type of people here
>schizos
>baiters
>shitposters

the rest are just vagrants for other places and will not stay for long those are the

>gurl/tranny looking for attention
>newfags wanting to know leaks
>underages trying to vent their hornyness for 2d chuubas or trying to clear their boredom

>>16020815
So, you do not know a woman's touch, wrote that autistic drivel in the OP only to prove you have no devotion to your 3D or 2D whores?
Sasuga, cuck. You really showed me how "happy" you are by continually demonstrating why you're a hypocrite and a braindead retard.

>>OP
And you believe that?

>>OP

>>16020889
except
I'VE HAD SEX LMFAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOUR ENTIRE THESIS FAILS AT THE BASELINE
NORMIES ONCE AGAIN PROVEN RETARDED, NECK YOURSELF AT THE SOONEST POSSIBLE CONVENIENCE

>>16020995
Your trying to hard kid

>>16017762
>>16017805
>>16017842
>>16018037
>>16018086
bots reacting to keywords

>>16021578
Shut up and fuck off! I came back hone because you promised nothing would hurt me anymore, but that was just a lie!

>>16021899
Tell us your story anon.

>>16021899
Home meant JPs, anon. And the only JPs you need to avoid are:
(Gen 0 - Miko) + (Gen 1 - (Mel + Haato)) + Ayame + Choco + Towa + Botan (+ potentially Polka)
Avoid 11 talents out of, what, 40? And you're fine.

>>16020833
which one are you?

>>16023817
why Botan and Polka?

>>16019819
Yes, I'm shitposting while working.
>>16020192
Don't be obtuse, you know what I'm talking about, Coco should have proven as such, kson and coco are like night and day in terms of content and personalities.

Its not the same, its never the same no matter how many times they come back

>>16025213
>kson and coco are like night and day in terms of content and personalities
lol

>>16020358
literally this. who fucking wastes their time going to a 4chan image board about cute virtual girls and preaching normalfag puke? leave the fucking site already

do we hate Rushia and Lamy now?

>>OP
>/vt/
>She's going to take the money and run
>She only comes back to get your money
>Delu
>"Without you I wouldn't be alive I don't think I could ever pay you back for all you've done for me."
>"My fans really are my most precious treasure I take pride in you guys."
>"I promise you guys I will get famous and when they interview me I will tell them I am only here because of them without my fans I am nothing and wouldn't even be around."
>"My Mom was bragging about you guys to the neighborhood ladies. My Mom thinks you guys are wonderful she can't thank you enough for all you have done."
>"My counselor noticed I was smiling and laughing more naturally. I guess it's because I have been laughing and having a good time with you all."

>>16025037
Botan because she isn't rigidly anti-male collabs
Polka is a maybe because of concurrent roommate stuff

>>OP
I think it's very sweet of them to marry their fanbases. They can have a pleasant, fulfilling life this way. Considering the growing rate of failed relationships, I expect this arrangement to become more common as time goes on.

>>16020833
>schizos
>baiters
>shitposters
I'm all three

>>16023817
>avoid Botan
Yeah, you do that, Anon. Stay away from my hag wife.

Is this pasta thread?

Hololive Production (ホロライブプロダクション Hororaibu Purodakushon) or simply known as hololive (ホロライブ) are a terrorist organization which captures and enslaves Japanese women, as they are then held captive and converted into Virtual YouTubers, an internet phenomenon which has taken Japan by storm. Numerous girls have been reported to have gone missing since early June of 2019, as rumors began to circulate about the spotting of several men roaming the alleyways close to where some of these girls have been last seen. On June 13th, 2019, this organization publicly revealed itself as the aforementioned Hololive. The PSIA have announced a reward of up to ¥100000000 for information leading to the arrest of its CEO and many other officiates.

>>16023817
that nigga miko gets around, hard to avoid

>" I never wanted you to fall in love with me for real, but lately, I've been thinking more and more about how I want you to watch only me. We're only friends and that won't change from here on out either, but I want to keep spending fun times with you in the same way as always, sometimes close to you and sometimes more distant."

>>16028118
I want to say that I have nothing against Botan, it's just that if you're looking for a "safe" Holo in THAT sense she doesn't qualify. She is a wonderful person though and I'm glad she's part of Hololive.

>>16028366
Wait, huh what. Do you have the timestamp? I don't want to shitpost with it I promise...those are just some really powerful words and I feel like I'd be a little happier if I heard them

>>16028366
it was nice knowing you friends

>>16028207
I said Gen 0 minus Miko, if you want to avoid male collabs

>>OP
>/vt/:
>>"they'd never meet you irl and hate it when you try to get closer to them"
>laplus:
>>pretty much everything behind her seven proxies of casual viewer gatekeeping
What?

>>16027523
>>Delu
>>"Without you I wouldn't be alive I don't think I could ever pay you back for all you've done for me."
>>"My fans really are my most precious treasure I take pride in you guys."
>>"I promise you guys I will get famous and when they interview me I will tell them I am only here because of them without my fans I am nothing and wouldn't even be around."
>>"My Mom was bragging about you guys to the neighborhood ladies. My Mom thinks you guys are wonderful she can't thank you enough for all you have done."
>>"My counselor noticed I was smiling and laughing more naturally. I guess it's because I have been laughing and having a good time with you all."
But Delu only comes back to get money anon, she streamed once in the last 2 months

>>16028874
roommate channel
roommate twitter
roommate fanbox
roommate fanbox secret twitter

>>OP
Help bros https://youtu.be/K2wVCDsyFTA

>>OP

>>16028936
>he doesn't know about Tier 3 Triangles
>he doesn't know about Delu grooming her fans
>he thinks she has only streamed once in 2 months
Anon she has been doing nothing but recording music and playing APEX with her fans. She just had a private stream where she Played APEX and Phasmo with fans. She is ACTUALLY in love with her fans and loves spending time with them. Hell the only reason she did the surprise public was to thank the public fans for supporting her. She is no where near perfect but she tries.

>>16029393
Moona's voice pack is dangerous

>>16029539
why would you tell the plebs this

>>16029069
It's fucking disgusting to ask your fans to pay for your secret twitter account and that's not behavior that should be encouraged.

>>16029627
Because they need to know how good we have it.

I am just so lonely and desperate for female affection.
I don't know what to do anymore, I don't even think about sex anymore I just want a hug and a kiss and someone to tell me everything is going to be okay.
Vtubers are the closest I'll ever be to any of it.

>>16029671
seethe and cope

True loli ENvtuber GFE

>>16028648
It's not on youtube.

>>16028366
So Fubuki wants orbiters, huh? If she knew you IRL, you'd be saved in her contacts as Free Food.

>>16029693
It's an abuse of power. Vtubers that actually care about you keep their content available for everyone as opposed to locking everything behind money and tiers and creating deranged cult grooming schemes
I can respect wamy but this behavior is abhorrent and only delusional fans would defend it

>>16029919 (me)
I can respect how wamy cares for all her fans as opposed to this behavior
In case it wasn't clear I realized after I wrote it that some anon might misinterpet it as me implying lamy would do such shady behavior when she doesn't

>>16028366
Friends are cucks

Lamy just wants to love you

>>16029539
I know about the private streams, I guess I forgot about the $50/$100 tiers

>>16030429
Anon she doesn't do shit for the higher tiers that is entirely a personal choice.

Tier 3 Triangles is beyond money. Seriously $4 dollars gets you the same as $100.

>>OP
the absolute state of men, holy fuck

>>16031672
Yet. The main reason I bring up Delu is I am 100% sure if Lamy graduated she would speed run that route to be with her Yukimin. And they would for her as well. People shit on the DFS but Yukimin would take that to a whole new level.

>>16029681
I am so fucking desperate, holy shit. What's wrong with me, I miss the days where I didn't give a fuck about women and just thought they were stinky and lousy.

>>16030530
>Tier 3 Triangles is beyond money
Wait, what are tier 3 triangles then?

>>16031672
wtf i’ve been trying but this shit’s hard
spoonfeed me bro

>>16032364
Nothing it is a joke. Delu does VC on discord, streams games and plays with her fans. Her fans can post music, art, memes, and just chat in general. Her Friend Ruki pops in and her character Mama is almost always streaming herself drawing.

Most don't actually use it despite having the fanbox membership.

>>16031913
Why would she? Yamada hasn't graduated and does that nonsense already. The difference between Lamy and Yamade is in the respect they have for their fans and how much they want everyone to love them. Why would Lamy gatekeep

>>16032555
Because things change when you leave. Anyway I was just talking hypothetical Lamy loves Hololive she isn't leaving anytime soon.

>>16032086
have you tried dating but unironically

>>16029681
>>16032086
do you have a daki? they help a lot, speaking from experience

>when your oshi has a great stream or emotional moment and when she leaves and things calm down she comes back just to tell you she loves you

>>16032755
Yes, it never works out.
Sometimes I just want to be friends, they ghost me after a few days.
Sometimes I approach them with the clear intention of forming a relationship, they ghost me after a few days.
I make an effort to talk about stuff I know they like but they all just seem to hate being around me.
The most I'll ever get of interaction with a woman is when I superchat VTubers just so they read my name and thank me. And I can't even do that too often because I live in a third world shithole and I can barely make it to the end of the month.
>>16033117
No, I think hugging a cold pillow will only make me more desperate. I may give it a try if one day I feel like I can't go on anymore.
Until then, I'll just give monthly money to random vtubers so I can feel like they actually care about me at least for a second.

>>16017758
My oshi doesn't do things like this.

>>16034656
Get a better oshi

>>16034040
>they ghost me after a few days
Anon are you not in shape, not attractive or do you think it’s your personality? The places where you meet women also affect relationships a lot, a relationship formed in a bar won’t be the same as one formed in a library. If you are really getting depressed I recommend getting healthy first, not for women but just to feel good in your body. After that do what you like and follow your passions, if you don’t have any just do anything that makes you happy even if it’s listening to different kinds of music or something like that. I wish you luck.

>>16034710
There's no better oshi.

Has anybody had success making a tulpa of their oshi?

>>16035011
Please don't remind me that this is an option

>>16034784
I really don't know. I don't think I'm super attractive but I'm at least a little bit above the average. I exercise regularly so I'm not fat. And I really think my personality is not that bad, yeah I may be a little bit shy when I first meet people but it takes me like, barely two days or such to open up.
Sometimes I thinks I was just not meant to find someone who loves in a romantic way.
I guess I'll just wait for my parents to die so I can finish it all right after them. They are pretty young, though, so I still have a lot of time for that to happen.
Until that day comes, I will keep giving the cents I can spare to any vtuber I feel like at the moment.

>>16036585
It’s the only way bro. Daydreaming isn’t good enough

>>16028366
Friend...

>1 million dudes are the boyfriend of this chick

The answer is that they say what they think gets them donations. You will be financially and mentally better off merely having a real girlfriend who will still spend your money but at least you can sex her sometimes.

>>16037135
That's true, but I don't want to do it for the same reason that I don't want to get a pet or a child, I'm not responsible enough

>>16032408
It's...supposed to be hard.
pro-tip; JP reps. 中に人 is their term for roommate. Good luck.

>>16037269
>get a real girlfriend
>how?
>idk just like be attractive and be happy without one
if it was possible for me to be okay with being alone I wouldn't be watching vtubers
at least this way I get a little love and somebody that appreciates my love
and no I will not go to therapy, I'd rather feel some love than nothing and just try to be okay with it

>>OP
You didn’t once consider the fact that they’re saying that to milk their paypigs? And no, they aren’t your girlfriend, stop trying to cope. You will never go on any dates, move in together, have sex, get married or do anything couple like together. They’re women hiding behind an avatar on the other side of the screen. They don’t even know you exist.

>>16038446
>get married
Marriage is the ultimate paypig milking in most developed countries

>>16037711
ok look you've made the same mistake several times now and no-one has had the kindness to correct you, but it's の not に

>>OP
If you disappeared from their chat they would not notice unless you were one of their biggest paypigs, because that’s all they’re after. Your money. And think about it, out of all their subscribers why would they pick you? You of all people? Face reality Anon, for your own good.

>>16038501
Then you don’t have to get married. She’ll still never know who you are though.

Provide sauce and time stamps and this will actually be a great post

>>OP
You should never listen to a single thing /vt/ says. They're always wrong. You should have learned this months ago without me having to tell you.

>>16037269
real girlfriend will never be as good

>>16038609
I'm my oshis biggest paypig

>>16038609
Do you really Believe?

>>16037269
>>16038446
A woman typed these.

>>16020535
Nene, shes engaged with her chat and said something about marrying her chat down the line. Great interaction with chat and her ASMRs will kill you if your gosling level is too low

>>16029778
https://twitter.com/fallenshadow_YT/status/1472752403896221705
Shondo love!

>>16046828
>western
I’m sorry, I can’t do it

>>OP
>Rushia
Manipulative
>Lamy
An actual dependant drunk. She needs her chat to function.
>Pekora
Used to be co-dependant but Moona (sadly) fixed her
>Marine
Loves chat for helping free her from her office job. Anyone who went from OL to streamer will actually be very grateful.
>Okayu
Sees chat more as a bro.
>Laplus
Don't watch her.
>Korone
Would date someone if she was asked out but she really is a streaming addict.

>>16017762
>>16017805
>>16017842
>>16018037
>>16018049
>>16018086
>>16018279
>>16018103
Pathetic like worms crawling in the mud

>>16047804
She lives in Japan and is bilingual

reject incel preaching embrace gfe enjoying

Don't let fujos and male feminists on this board shame you for having standards, unicorn bros.
how many western whores will pander to unicornchads for our money, but the moment we expect some commitment , we're suddenly raging misogynist 'incels'...
they'll use buzzwords like these to shame you if you dare to expect something from women besides them playing games and doing cute noises while earning a ton of money.
there's also a lot salty 2views and indies who got rejected by JP corpos from /asp/ and /wvt/, hating GFE and idolchads is how they cope.
don't be a cuck like EN oil barons, brainwashed by vshojos talking about how many guys they fucked in a single night.
t. fandead

>>16055626
stop reposting my schizo pasta

>>16017758
source? I want to introduce Lamy to my parents

Die, unicorns. You are a biological and social failure