/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Is it all ogre?

Risu hat doko?

>>15857269
A bit late, but oayo!

Jesus christ.

Is there some way I can view superchats that have already expired?

>>15872008
Sounds like a new tax idea to me.

>>15871712
>basado
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jgCZaVq6u8

Also, regarding the previous thread, I think it's fair to call >us out. On one hand, I want to have fun in the thread, but on the other I also don't want to cross the line of posting certain things excessively, especially if it annoys lurker anons.

The gameplay discussion well is sadly pretty much dry, especially from the perspective of newfags, so if you're a newfag lurking the thread, please ask specifically for advice since it might be obvious to oldfags to the point where it's no longer discussed. Either way, I agree that gameplay discussion is probably the most valuable content here outside of heavy-effort OC, and since I like to be the change I want to see, let me ask y'all:
What do you expect from Options trading? How do you think it will/could be implemented?

>>15872695
Trust me, armchair dev discussion has not been exhausted, people just aren't willing to invest in it because it gets tiresome.

>>15872695
I'm expecting the devs to either add player-player interaction or use the broker. Either way it's gonna be free money for me
honk consider adding leverage please

>>15872915
I know it hasn't been completely exhausted just yet, and post-Zaibatsu threads showed it pretty well, since we did have some new discussion about the game and its current state. The issue is that a large part of those discussions are things that are either not very useful for newhags or things that don't apply to them (dividends discussion or long-term strategies of any kind are irrelevant to them).
>>15872934
Leverage, but it's a loan offered by the Broker. With interest. I'm so sorry for giving more tax ideas for honk
Increased player-to-player interaction is basically confirmed by the Devs exploring the idea of shared porfolios and mutual funds. I hope that something like an ETF might become possible.

Sora!

>>15873050
>loan offered by the Broker
Loans from players to other players would be better. Especially if you add the ability to default someone.

I come back to this thread after a month
where the fuck are the ritualposts

>>15873282
wahposter is asleep, Hour Nineteen/Refresco is still here, as are the Number Reviews, Rushia collages, and buying/selling networks. Ritualposts are doing alright, anon.

>>15873306
Useless Report and Market Report are still here, too, just wanted to add.

Hello

>>15873306
>>15873401
danke

>WU
>GF streaming today
>But I have to wageslave today
That won't stop me for watching her!

>>15873282
look! even Hello is still here! aint that neat!
>>15873427
hihi

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONK!!
I don't remember buying these except for Shion yo, Ayame and wemama
I was trying to save up liquids too for auctions pien

>>15873050
>Leverage, but it's a loan offered by the Broker. With interest. I'm so sorry for giving more tax ideas for honk
oy vey

>>15874125
Hihi I like to do hello posts but sometimes i forget to do them and then i feel sad

where is the graph ritual poster poi vs nasfaq numbers? he always posed sea hours but no more

Forgot to start autobying this morning
I missed 6 hours worth of coin

>>15874659
I think the anon themselves is still around, but circumstances prevent them from posting the graph. Either that, or people bitching about how it's free reps for idiots got to them.

>>15875110
Poi and Nasfaq numbers are very similar now. Pretty sure that anon is still in the thread, lurking at least.

>>15874613
Hello. Just pick something cute and original, that's all that matters.

>>15875240
But aqua is cute

>>15875304
??

>>15875161
>Poi and Nasfaq numbers are very similar now
but that's wrong

honk I expect a big fat red
otherwise there is nothing but fatwa

>>15875347
Mmm, maybe if you posted a graph comparing Poi numbers and Nasfaq numbers you could prove me wrong.

post 'em

what

how retarded am I?

Pagi!

How much should I be multi coin buying Pekora? x3? x4?

>>15875925
YOU tell me

>>15875865

>>15875925
5x or you're NGMI

>>15875925
as much as you can. might be a long time before we can see this bargain again unless honk did some little tomfoolery

>>15875925
Depends on how much money you have right now. I'd say that 3x is a given regardless of funds, unless you are /really/ low on them.

Alright since this thread seems to be itching for activity. How about giving me advice?
>Meta shifted away from using popular streamers (gura, marine, etc) as a div farms.
>Inflation is out of control again, so I'm hesitant to sell anything at all, even with +30% green days.
>Slid down 7 places down from the leaderboard over 2 weeks.
>Current big shares holdings in pic related.

>>15875865
Not feelin too good

>>15876112
How the fuck do you have 3k liquids on a goddamn wednesday

>>15876112
might be a rrat but with honk's upcoming div spread update soon?, might be a good thing to start mega diversify your stuff. like one of everything kind of strat

>>15876112
>Ayamy
>Sana
>Kronii
re-invest those
coins you should have more of
- Shuba
- Kanata
- Mr. Koro
- Botan
coins you should consider for good flipping with decent enough divvies
- Irys
- Hakotaro

Not a complete list.

I feel like there might be a problem...
At this point rope is not enough

>>15876112
Damn you must be really upset rn seeing those juicy reds on peko

>>15876224
hard refresh it's a bug or you fucked up majorly and should know how

Like a glint from the blue, here's a quick Morning Review.

Top 3 Upwards Adjustments (of 26)
>Marine :: $5,438.31
>Mumei :: $4,937.51
>Kanata :: $4,382.88

Top 3 Downwards Adjustments (of 35)
>Pekora :: -$16,125.83
>Miko :: -$11,683.67
>Calliope :: -$10,785.80

Overall Average Adjustment is -$416.73
Average Upward Adjustment is $1,831.43
Average Downward Adjustment is -$2,086.80

Pick up some good deals, make sure to pick up THAT really good deal, and see you in 10 hours.

>>15876224
ANON?!?!

Like a glint from the blue, here's a quick Morning Review.
I definitely attached an image, hiromoot. Don't fuck with me.

Top 3 Upwards Adjustments (of 26)
>Marine :: $5,438.31
>Mumei :: $4,937.51
>Kanata :: $4,382.88

Top 3 Downwards Adjustments (of 35)
>Pekora :: -$16,125.83
>Miko :: -$11,683.67
>Calliope :: -$10,785.80

Overall Average Adjustment is -$416.73
Average Upward Adjustment is $1,831.43
Average Downward Adjustment is -$2,086.80

Pick up some good deals, make sure to pick up THAT really good deal, and see you in 10 hours.

>>15875865

>>15876224
rope already been provided by the chart. goodbye anon...

>>15875865
I tried a few I'm Lovin' It! variants but none of them were funny enough, not when everything is a circus.

>>15876241
I refreshed, and it was normal at first, but when I buy anything it goes back to this

I was about to call zhonk a nigger for jettisoning my towacoins to zero. Whew Im glad it was a false alarm

>>15876185
I skipped playing this game over the holidays so I had 2 weeks worth of unspent divs. Decided to set purchases last saturday to make up for it, but I fell asleep and the computer purchased x2 and x3's on over a dozen coins over 9 hours.

>>15876228
Yes

>>15876112
Popular streamers are still decent dividend coins. The only 'bad' hold you have from your major stack is Kronii, but she's your oshi so that's justified.
That Sana position is itching for liquidation, same with Ayamy. Sell those even when prices are 'normal' instead of just waiting for spikes.
Don't be hesitant to sell. Inflation isn't that big of an issue that you wouldn't be able to rebuy into higher-return investments. If a coin spikes and you haven't sold, then you made zero profit once its price returns to normal. The only coins that'd be exempt from this consideration are a) your oshi and b) hard metacoins that you'd usually buy 1x of almost all the time either way, meaning that rebuying into that position might be unfeasible (and liquid from that sold position can't be reinvested better).
Day by day trading is still the biggest differentiating factor in terms of profits, even if dividends make up a large portion of your income, they are very similar for everyone.

>>15876325
hard refresh. happened to me also but that fixed it for me

>>15875865
Feelin' good.

>>15875925
As much as you can afford.

>>15876337
Just sell 'meh' positions to be able to buy Peko, even if they didn't spike. You're literally losing out on free money if you don't.

>>15876365
Thanks, hard refresh really helped

>>15876242
>[Deleted]

>>15876337
Liquidate anything you can in the following coins:
>Ui
>Mumei
>Luna
>Kanata
>Roboco
>Baelz
>Ollie
>Sana
>IRyS
All of these coins are 20% or more over their 2-week average, meaning selling them is very unlikely to bite you in the ass, and rebuying later will be easy.
Check the FUCK archive for more coins that you might be able to afford selling. The MOVE tab gets updated every morning.

>>15876535
Based chartman.
>check my own trades
>already selling all of them except Luna since I ran out of shares to sell
I'm gonna make it.

>>15876337
>>15876535
Basically just buy and sell from the change% view

>Amelia
>$19,572
>+92,886
are you fucking kidding me?

>>15875865

Like a nigger from the clue it's the sexual review.
The usual places have been slow today.

>>15876837
yonju...

>>15876729
Change% can bite you in the ass. Aqua adjusted at +12%, but she's only 2% over 2-week average, meaning she's just crab cycling.
Another good example: Towa adjusted down 17% today, but she's still 15% over her 2-week average, meaning she's still worth selling, but at a lesser profit compared to yesterday.

>>15876215
>>15876356
Yeah I'm definitely thinking of dumping Sana given her relative inactivity these days.

>>15876356
>>15876535
>>15876401
Thanks for the advice. I'm selling what I can right now to buy into the big reds.

>>15876869
>buying Towa
Anon... Not a Kenzoku, sell her today. She's still well below her average price. Also, if you're felling stuck and want to tryhard a bit, make use of charts.

>>15876112
The good news is you are getting more dividends each week compared to the people above and below you on the leaderboard (last week dividends used, see picture). This is mostly due to your Marine stack, but you have a healthy amount of Mori as well.

Regardless this tells me you are not daytrading during the week and/or not buying during dips. I wouldn't worry about coin prices increasing; very few coins are trending up (or down) over time.

>>15876864
there's a possibility that towa won't sink to her previous average numbers. Ain't risking it

>>15876840
ohhhh sex

>>15877051
stay poor

>>15877039
Where can I see this?

>>15877087
post wallet

>>15877108
goddamnit I was supposed to use this jpeg. My attempt at taking imageboard brownie points are ruined

>>15877108
>[File deleted]

>>15877039
Thanks. As for coins values not increasing, is this related that that youtube thing where concurrent viewers aren't counted? In that case I may have already fucked up by accidentally spending 60 million liquid earlier this week.

>>15877191
No, it's related to overbought stabilising the market. Coin price inflation over time is a much, much smaller factor now.

>>15877238
>Coin price inflation over time is a much, much smaller factor now.
Excellent, good to know.

>>15876279
>Pekora :: -$16,125.83
>Miko :: -$11,683.67
THEY ARE

>>15876112
just from looking at your wallet
>sell sana
>too much ayamy
>too much flare, she's a hidden shitcoin, keep her at 140 at most for day-trading
>too much ayame
>you should never have more than 140 of any EN2, they only work for day-trading, their divs are shit (although Kronii is fine since she's your oshi I assume)
>sell sana please
>you have way too much Towa
>you have way too much UI
>dump shion right now
>and for the love of god please dump sana

>sell sana
>sell ayamy
wallet review niggers honestly need to get the rope
but you are 100% correct, sadly

>>15877602
Look, I'm not about to tell somebody to skip on making a bad decision on purpose. I have 10k Choco, and 2~4k of most of the other blondes.
But if your goal is "how do I make more money", then the answer is pretty cut-and-dry.

Good morning, I am the Towa oshiboard crown.

>>15877191
Nothing related to youtube. This is nasfaq we are talking about here. The main reason is the daily adjustments, but in particular the overbought adjustments. Most coins are usually jump around in a steady band. The band itself doesn't change much overtime, see pic for examples:
1. Mori, slowly increasing since mid-october.
2. Hololive, constant since mid-november.
3. Pekora, you could say it is increasing slowly or is constant, a bit of coin flip here.
4. Risu, decreasing since early-november. Risu tends to be an exception for most things related to nasfaq.

>>15877105
Private.

>>15877484
Gotcha. I'm almost tempted to sell Sana at x2 with all the replies about selling Sana lol

>>15877484
>>you have way too much UI
you can never have too much Uis

>>15877406
entirely unrelated and miko went back to her favourite partners in crime

tldr; rape

>>15877956
Congrats!!!! tower... o7

>>15877956
o7 Tower
Congrats harem!!
>>15877991
Don't, dump at x1 when she's up, x2 would make you lose a lot of money, multisell is the most useless thing in this game so far

>>15877956

>>15877956
Congratulations!

>>15877956
bittersweet... runt made it all the way, well done

>>15878037
Look, the guy wants to make money, he's not going to get anything out of holding more than 144 so he can sell during moons, if the adjustment was uncapped it would maybe be a good idea to have more to multisell since her 3D is coming but the 10k cap is going to make it so 2x is not worth it so why would you even bother, if anything don't buy more UI and sell when she moons would be the play for him

>>15877956
the rat made it. congratulations, retard.
you know what im bothering you next about.

>>15877956
OMEDETOUUU

>>15877956
It's not "Can you keep up with me?".

YOU KEEP UP WITH ME!!!!

>>15877956
o7 tower...
Congratulation

>>15878330
>>15878332
s-sugoi

>>15876827
bear with it

>>15878330
>>15878332
Nice

>>15878330
>>15878332
https://youtu.be/c_c5FPFdSow *starts playing*

>>15877956
congratz!

how am i climbing 50 leaderboard ranks in the past month by setting buys and sells once a day. my wallet is almost 300% what it was 30 days ago
i couldn't tell you shit about my dividends, or give reasons for my positions grounded in content schedules. i just buy oshi, lows, and sell high and oshi only when im up >33% on average. i also prioritize mori abuse

>>15879013
Top 50 are all corpses or barely alive accounts

>>15878824
it was originally a soundpost with this but i guess nobody saved it as one

hurr durr I'm tampa everything has to be a sound post
here, a song to kys to, and it isn't even yours!

>>15879261
Meds

>>15879261

>>15879261
Not Tampa but I will now post more soundposts just to make you seethe.

>>15879261
Lmao keep malding

4 malds in 5 minutes flat. I wish I had this power, god DAMN.

>>15879551
You need to step up your bait game

I finally found the auto trader. I can stop to checking the browser every 10 minutes

>>15879623
anon....

>>15879551
Have you tried making better bait? You should know the requirements by now.

>>15879261

>>15871712

>>15879623
You could have just asked

>>15879635
TOMATO LOVE

>>15879674
>towa art posts
>towa market
>anon towa
>post towa
>towa value
Here, some Towa art.

>>15879635
That's the beauty of it, look at the original post time. It wasn't even "bait", I was just bored. And it KEEPS going.
>pregnant posting
>thank nigger
>joe gay
ok now it's time to stop

>>15879748
(You)

>SEX STOP
sure, I love god and I love word clouds, this is definitely the reason I will do the thing

>>15879674
>towa art
all me

>>15879261
>>15879759
>>15879551
>Tampa is asleep
>blame Tampa because, surprise surprise, other people like and save soundposts
kek
>>15873401
No, not Market Report, am Pomu!
>>15874659
They were too much work.

>>15879684
I figured it was some kind of add-on from archive discussions about the server getting overloaded with requests but I was surprised to find out it's integrated to the game itself

>>15879814
I just responded to him, I don't think I would've made this post. How odd that there's a post of mine here.

>>15879848
Well done on doing your reps regardless, good luck to you

>>15879814
i will never forgive the missing belly button ring on this one
i waited so long for the artist to do Towa

>>15879910
Each time I see it I imagine the pure seethe from the belly button anon when he sees it, truly a travesty to befall upon us.

>>15879902
Thanks, while I'm at it, what are the yellow cards for? I was surprised to get 10 millions from selling them while I was barely at 700 000 before

>>15879860
i have no glue what you're talking about!

>>15880223
They were given to every player after our team scored 2 yellow cards in the /vt/ Leauge (PES). They don't do anything, but they cannot be created and thus are technically the most 'valuable' tradeable items in the game

>>15880223
Every active account was given two after /nasfaqg/ first match in vtl

>>15880223
https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//vt/_League

>>15880223
yellow cards are just a commemorative item, nothing more

This entire experience has been fascinating, I've been getting angry (you)'s from people on other continents that can't even buy the products I've been insulting, let alone the ones I claimed were better. I always enjoyed trolling but the observable rage has changed the game for me. This is the beauty of 4chan, I can meat cuck you manlets in real time and you don't even realise it's happening.

what the hell is he on about

>>15880223
This bait cracks me up every single time.

>>15880315
Wonderful how ABAYO also made us lose because of her aggressive nature

>>15880223
Ayunda wanted to collect them so loads of people tried to outbid him, then it kept going. Free money.

>>15880422
I genuinely have no idea what they were baiting. What products have been insulted? Are tomatoes georestricted now?

>>15880308
>>15880310
>>15880315
>>15880320
>>15880480
Thanks for the info
>>15880430
Not bait for once, >>15876304 is me

>>15880422
I think he's on the wrong thread

>>15873427
hay

>>15873050
>newhags
kek

>>15876304
>>15880571
lmao
enjoy the 10M

Ahoy! Our roster remains 23 players, which was fine for /vt/1 since it was basically memes + bench, bench doesn't matter! And bench is gay! Alas, as you may have noticed, bench matters. Copying players is fine and SUSAN has obtained an immortal level, purely on the back of confusion, but our current roster is kinda shit. The bench is dead memes with boxheads; we can do better.
Picrel is our current roster, there's a new player that I haven't been able to place yet but for the most part this is bad. Throw ideas at me (literally) and anything that sticks or gets mentioned enough will make it to a vote.
Volunteers are very welcome, if you're familiar with blender there's a good chance you'll get sucked off behind a LIDL for a model or two.

Long lorepost ahead, gomen.

Whispers echoed in the back of his mind and incomprehensible colors twisted around him in a mad dance as he fell through the space between nowhere and everywhere. He had been advised by the Investigator not to look at the colors for too long, so the man closed his eyes. This wasn’t the first time he had traveled through the void, and most likely, it would not be the last. He grasped tighter at the revolver in his pocket, steeling his will and driving away the incessant voices. He had a purpose, A target, and he would not fail to take them down. Soon he would arrive at his destination, the city of Oppia, where he would find his target.
...
Something was wrong; His momentum changed, the colors around him shifted in an unexpected way.
Next came a sudden lurch, a feeling not unlike that of missing a step when walking down a stairway, followed by the natural consequence of such a misstep as he was unceremoniously thrown down a flight of stairs, landing face-first on the cobblestone alley below. The man rolled on his back and gasped in the hot, dry air, cursing at the sharp pain in his left leg.
He laid there breathing until the world around him had stopped spinning and the last notes of indescribable colors had dissipated from his field of vision. He stood up, brushed off some of the ash that stained his clothes and looked around: He was standing in a tight alleyway surrounded by tall stone buildings, everywhere around him, large flakes of ash rained down, covering the ancient cobblestone like fresh snow. There was a faint smell of sulfur in the air, and echoes of distant screams occasionally broke the oppressive silence. Far in the distance, towering above the rest of the city, he saw the massive red-hot iron walls, whatever there was beyond them obstructed by the giant cloud of steam rising from the boiling river surrounding them.
All hair in his body stood up, he felt his heartbeat quicken, and despite the warmth of the air surrounding him, the man shivered. It was as if his body instinctively knew that he was now in a place that was not for mortals to tread, the realm of the Dead and the Damned: the Underworld.
...
The city of Dis, to be precise, he recognized it from the Investigator’s descriptions on various locales of the plane.
He had arrived quite the distance away from Oppia. Something – or someone – must have had tampered with the voidways and sent him here. In frustration the man cursed at this unknown actor and kicked at a nearby skull, sending it hurtling down the alley where it shattered on impact against stone. Having calmed down a bit, the man checked his pockets. The gun was still there, along with some bullets, as was his wallet. Good. He had the key and 32 of the octagonal coins in the other pocket, enough to pay for four more portals. Perfect, the void had not taken from him more than he had offered. However, now it was clear that someone with the ability to alter the voidways was aware of his movements. A setback, but not anything that would prevent him from finishing his goal. Hope calmed his nerves, and having now regained his determination, the man chose a direction and started walking.

I hate newfags
t. old guard

I love Towa
t. kenzoku

>>15881418
do you have any other players in mind besides the one you have already

>>15881418
We already had this discussion not too long after the DBC was announced.
From the top of my head, the ideas most people were fine with were:
- I ain't selling. You heard the man.
- Dev summoning
- Post em
I think there might one or two more, but I don't remember.

>>15882001
Alas, I do not. The ones I felt most amusing and/or most obvious are automatically in because fuck you, but that's only 2 new players since debut. We can do better.
>>15882004
We did! I have them written down but I have to keep asking, polls are transient and my opinion, whilst /obviously/ the best, is worth no more than anyone elses. Funnily enough all the things you just suggested are now elevated. I may have to repeat this series.

>>15881418
ohhh i gotta shit

>>15881820

>>15879261
i still have no idea how sound posts are supposed to work

>>15881418
Not any refined names just some ideas to work off of
-the bolt from the blue
-server hamster
-IM PISSING ALL OVER THE MARKET
-Cypher's thinkpad
-the great reset
-Hello
-joe (with a beer bottle as the model)
-[mahjong injoke idk I don't play]

>>15882765
ohhhhhh I need to shit
>>15882636
Can we get picrel with a turd for a head?
>>15884334
>-the bolt from the blue
Weak, just make Choco-sensei an all-encompassing "reports" player.
>-server hamster
>-IM PISSING ALL OVER THE MARKET
>-Cypher's thinkpad
All weak.
>-the great reset
No.
>-Hello
>-joe (with a beer bottle as the model)
Smiles deleted his account, fuck Joe, no players as players. Half the suggestions are awfully close to crossing that line.
>-[mahjong injoke idk I don't play]
Pon-nyan.

>>15881418
Absolutely need nyaggers or any mahjong joke(sleeping miko model even), and just a big model of beer

>>15884612
Is Okayun in as a player anywhere other than hfz weight of the world nyan?

>>15884655
hlgg has her too I think

>>15884687
How about something dumb, like Okayu (or Miko) MMD with a mahjong tile as a head + floating "No Yaku" "0 Remaining" floating below her head/the tile and the Furiten notification both above and the side Furiten overlay.

>>15884765
I guess that's one simple way of making a mahjong joke while still being /nasfaqg/ relevant

>>15881820
Kino

free milk

>>15884334
>IM PISSING ALL OVER THE MARKET
with a Matuli model. Perfect.

Friendly reminder that we're not actually /mjg/ and that nyaggers have literally no connection to the game.
If you really want to include mahjong joke that much, at least make it something about gambling your networth away.

>>15881820
I'VE EXPLORED EVERY SINGLE HOLE OF THIS WORLD LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I love Konnui
t. Konnui

>>15884612
Picrel may be said new player I haven't been able to place (she looks better in PES I promise). FREE MILK seems like a good name.
>>15884602
>Can we get picrel with a turd for a head?
No, also fuck you.>>15884334
>>15884612

The problem with most thread memes is they relate to people, sooner or later, even this one. The question is where do >we draw the line, and how is it drawn? Most generals have them and it would make life a hell of a lot easier. Are namefag players the anti-christ or am I just over-reacting?

>>15881418
the eternal crab with the model of a crab

>>15877956
Congratulations, Harem!

>>15885480
We're actually having a hard time drawing the line and having more thread memes that aren't about the people recently. Everything that are worth being thread memes nowadays are usually about someone, mahjong is the only thing I could think of not being about someone.

>>15886447
Unless we take all of our ritualposts, even the useless ones, to become players

>>15877956
omedetou harem

How come there are many polkas but not as many okayus? There is literally 1 okayu director

>>15887143
As always, based

>>15887244
Okayu is boring, she gave up. Polka still milks her gachikois.

>>15887143
>using used joe
h-hot

>>15887143
>that kenzoku cute
Aww, cute.

>>15887310
We all know that content is irrelevant. Who would you rather bone???

so if yonju is dead again are these auctions just going to sit there shitting up the auction house for years to come
why do not just have auctions terminate when they run out anyway all this has done is lose people money

>>15887679
Since the goal posts have moved, so will my penis.

>>15887867
I'm here! Don't terminate my auctions

>>15887942
terminate yourself retard

>>15887960

>>15887143
>>15887456
bread wtf

>>15881418
As other player noted:
- Dev Summoning [Azki model, maybe with a robe/occult additions]
- FREE MILK [Either a Mahjong-ized Holo MMD model or a Nyagger]
- The Eternal Crab [Model of a Crab]
- Corporate Greed [Monopoly Man]
- Nasfa/ck/ [Gordon Ramsay with a Holo hat, holding a tomato]

>>15887979
Watching you bleed out is painful. The clown got the last laugh, I can't even laugh. What a society.

>>15888067
But I am inclining?

>>15887143
man yandere loli peko frisk is something i didnt know i needed badly
and i need it
on my dick while she cuts me with her knife for not going rough enough

>people unironically like pekora
lmao

>>15887143
Exquisite as always.

>>15888140
kill yourself

>>15888297
Kinda, she is a good background noise.

>>15888887
Close >>15888888

Okay

>>15888966
>>15888888
>ina mentioned in an 8 get
that's a win in my books

>>15881418
I nominate:
Pagi recommends
Oh sex/Wah to replace "buy octoina"
Mahjong (either a playable piece or a character of that game)
AZKiDev
Remove >MPP, jeb_ and/or (embed)

>>15888887
I understand your logic on paper, there are plenty of chuubas that fill the perfect BGM regardless of what they're playing box for me. But... I don't understand. You have so much choice. Pekora is the McDonalds of lukewarm lettuce.
I bet you thought I was going to say something else, huh. No. Pekora is the warm but somehow still slightly crisp lettuce is a big mac. It's awful, it makes no sense and it shouldn't exist but for some dumb as shit reason you ordered a big mac and HERE IT IS. At least it's still warm...

I like every chuuba that my oshi is friends with.

>>15889334
based

>>15889334
Sio...

>>15881418
Additions:
>Ain't Sellin'
>AZKi Dev
>THE BUBBLES
>Armchair Devs
>nasfa/ck/
>Zaibatsu are just Clan Kids
>Retard with a Chart as a catchall for all the reports
>Eggchama

Removals:
>Haaton-V
>Hoshiyomis Replace them with Kenzoku maybe
>The Gang Plays Football
>BUY PENDING
>Watanoff
>smiNENEm

Told my boss I needed to work from home so I could keep track of my Sino-Japanese stock market portfolio and he agreed. That's right, I trade on company time.

>>15889670
Some great ideas there, thank you.
However...
>Hoshiyomis Replace them with Kenzoku maybe
I need to step my schizo posting up. You helped me, but not in the way you expected.

>>15889207
I mean, I like her voice even though her laugh can be a bit annoying sometimes.

>>15890080
please don't post your cock in the towa EP

>>15890080
post a cum tribute to her

>>15890101
Sankisei love. Simple as.

>>15890209
You fucked up now. You done fucked up. You fucked up. You have fucked up now.

>>15889683
You are still poor

>>15889683
Post wallet, please. I'm fascinated.

>>15890289
Dancer, seriously do not put your dick in the Towa EP, you do not need to maintain the schizo title.

>>15890623
is there some mass dickposting going on or something
i know mine is immortalised in the corona april fools screencap

>>15890698
The what?

>>15890698
No. There are no dicks in /nasfaqg/, please don't think or worry about this.

>>15890698
It's an era long gone, and thank goodness for that. We are dickpost-free for months now.

>>15890818
stop fucking jinxing it

I will post dick for 50m

vv9wjt

>>15890623
Your naïve dismissal of the previous post just furthers how much you have fucked up. That is a very cute sound and a very cute post. The prior would never have occurred to me but now I am committed to it. You have fucked up,

>>15890878
nice cock

>>15890878

>>15890878
Oh nyo...

>>15890946
Please do not put your dick in the Towa EP, you will not fuck any Kenzoku or Towa as a result of your actions, you will have only made yourself sickening.

>>15891025
At this point I can only assume you're farming, in which case I will post anonymous gentlemen.

>>15890453
>>15890502
I do not want to disclose my personal information but I am in the top 20 and have well over 2.5 bil

>>15891202
I see you

>>15891962
Sun Tzu said: If the wallet is not posted, it is not because it is overburdened with money.

>>15891962
And also my girlfriend

>>15892178
cute!

>>15892178
Does she go for a different school?

>>15892238
Thank you
>>15892315
Yes, hopefully not the same as yours

>>15891202
No

I would kill for a Japanese girlfriend

I would a Japanese girlfriend

>>15881820
Kino!

>>15893054
Me too
I never thought the day would come where I'm jealous of a deadbeat

>>15893364
what about a russian mail order bride

>>15881820
Who is this man? How did he get so much information from the investigator? How did he manage to enter the void? Why is he armed? I need answers

>>15893550
Stay tuned in, I'm sure on of the writefags will get on it in the next few days.

>>15893550
>How did he get so much information from the investigator?
Remember the post talking about a lidl or somsthing? He bought me a kinder surprise

>>15884334
>mahjong in-joke
Free milk? A nyagger with a glass of milk in her hand

>>15888064
>nasfa/ck
Kek

Immagine this:
You are a middle-aged mahjong parlor manager. After having your dreams and ambitions crushed by cruel reality and economic stagnation when you were still young, you agreed to take over the place from your aging aunt. You sigh as you try to figure out the accounting details for the past month.

Your assistant bursts through the door, tells you that there is a foreign player that would wish to have a place at one of the tables, so you leave the office...
To find a 2-meters tall, fair-skinned, blonde aryan of a man who politely asks to play in perfect keigo. You stumble backwards, the sheer presence of the gaijin intimidating you into submission, and so you decide to stall for time and order your assistant to get him something 'european' to drink. You retreat back into your office as your assistant decides that since Europeans tolerate lactose, he'd surely drink milk. You mull over your decision, weighting all the possibilities: his good Japanese and German accent makes you consider if he's a foreign hitman, but you dismiss the thought, rationalising your primal fear by thinking that the 2-meter giant would surely intimidate your guests and thus reduce your profits. Yes, that's it! You tell your assistant to politely turn him down, but only after she shuts the door and locks it in case he tries to barge in. After hearing that threre was no brawl in the hallway after delivering the news, you sigh with relief.

You let him keep the milk though.

>>15894895
kek

>>15894895
Now make one with joe or another nasfaq manlet

>>15894895
mikolmao.webm

>>15894895
my sides

>>15894895
Kino
>immagine
Nigger

How about a literal chart to rep all chart anons?

>>15895447
I initially even wrote it as "Imagine" but during the proofreading decided to correct it to its superior form.

>>15895698
seconded

>>15895698
"Spreadsheet autism"?

Or you can also do a market closed style model. Choco with a floating chart on the back
>won't this reference BBB too much?
Other chart anons don't really represent themselves with a chuuba so this is the most close chuuba related that I can think of

Another idea is representing general players in nasfaq. A model of depressed homosexual with pixel money on hand? Idk

>>15890719
it was extremely gay

what the fuck is wrong with you.

>>15895861
Time to nuke the real oshiboard then I guess.

>>15894895

>>15896471
Let's, uh, not let things get this bad here. Jesus.

>>15896685
It can always get worse

WELCOME -- TO HOUR NINETEEN
HOUR NINETEEN...
THE... NINETEENTH HOUR
IT'S NOT THE SEVENTEENTH HOUR
IT'S NOT THE... NINTH HOUR
IT'S HOUR NINETEEN
ONE... NINE...
A VERY... SPECIAL HOUR
IN THAT, HOUR NINETEEN, IS THE NINETEENTH HOUR, NOT... ANY OTHER HOUR
VERY FEW HOURS CAN CLAIM TO BE THE NINETEENTH HOUR
THIS HOUR... IS ONE OF THOSE HOURS
AND AS WE SIT HERE, ENJOYING THIS HOUR, THE NINETEENTH HOUR, LET'S SPARE A MOMENT, TO THINK OF THOSE HOURS THAT AREN'T QUITE THE NINETEENTH HOUR
HOUR EIGHTEEN... AND HOUR TWENTY

WELCOME TO THE NINETEENTH HOUR!

19th hour, enjoy, etc.

>>15896938
fucking finally

>>15896937
>18:59:59
Disgusting.
>>15896938
Now we're talkin'.

>>15896937
>18:59:59

>>15896938
>19:00:00

Like a bolt from the blue, it's time for the Numbers Review.

Here's the R.I.C.H. report for today:
>Total Shares in circulation amount to 9,605,794, a 0.9% increase from yesterday's volume
>Average shares per coin is 154,932. There are 26 coins above this average.
>Calliope currently has the highest volume, at 663,722 shares, or 6.91% of market volume.
>Pochimaru currently has the lowest volume, at 25,402 shares, or 0.26% of market volume.

Top 5 Volume Increases (of 40):
>Korone :: +4.8%
>Nene :: +3.4%
>Nabi & Fubuki :: +3.2%
>Haato :: +3.1%
>Laplus :: +2.9%

Top 5 Volume Decreases (of 22):
>Sana :: -2.7%
>Aki :: -2.6%
>Luna :: -2.5%
>Mumei :: -2.2%
>Ollie :: -1.8%

1 coin (Choco) had a net 0% change in volume today.
21 other coins had a sub-1% change in volume today.


Here's the R.I.S.E. report for today:
>Starting Liquid is estimated at $133,262.12, which is an increase of 1.65% from yesterday's estimate.
>Total Market Value for today is $155,624,416,309.36, which is a decrease of 1.85% from yesterday's Market Value.
>Average Value per Share is $16,201.10. A total of 18 coins are above this average.
>Calliope currently has the highest value, at $12,421,557,230 in total market value, or 7.98% of market value.
>Pochimaru currently has the lowest value, at $157,927,790.28 in total market value, or 0.1% of market value.

Top 5 Value Gains (of 43):
>Ui :: +46.2%
>Mumei :: +32.2%
>Roboco :: +31.7%
>Baelz :: +29.5%
>Amelia :: +24.7%

Top 5 Value Losses (of 19):
>Miko :: -42.8%
>Pekora :: -38.6%
>Calliope :: -26.5%
>Towa :: -24.9%
>Nachoneko :: -24.4%

14 coins (Risu, Iroha, Ayame, Shion, Kronii, Moona, Fauna, Pochimaru, AZKi, Civia, Coco, Nana, Lamy, Laplus) had a sub-5% change in value today.


Here's the F.R.E.E. report for today:
>Today's Superchats totaled to $185,166,240, which is an increase of 41.07% from yesterday's Superchats.
>The Broker made $294,849,570.99 today, an increase of 27.8% from yesterday's salary.

Top 10 Superchat Increases (of 20):
>Lamy :: +9.3%
>Mel :: +8.3%
>Fauna :: +6.8%
>Pekora :: +6.7%
>Suisei :: +4.7%
>Ina'nis :: +3.8%
>IRyS :: +3.4%
>Amelia :: +2.5%
>Shion :: +1.8%
>Haato :: +1.6%

42 coins did not receive any Superchats today.


Here's the M.O.V.E. Report for today:
>3 coins (Fauna, Botan, Rushia) adjusted green, but are still trending upwards.
>2 coins (Towa, Nana) adjusted red, but are still trending downwards.
>10 coins (Fubuki, Hololive, Chloe, Subaru, Nene, Kiara, Iroha, Risu, AZKi, Shion, , , , ) adjusted red, but are now above their pre-adjustment value.
>2 coins (Coco, Sana) adjusted green, but are now below their pre-adjustment value.
>44 coins are on projected trend lines and have not intersected with their pre-adjustment values.

Top 5 Most Volatile Coins (per Hour Average):
>Pekora :: $551.74 Up
>Calliope :: $328.68 Up
>Miko :: $262.23 Up
>Mumei :: $174.43 Down
>Marine :: $165.79 Down

Top 5 Least Volatile Coins (per Hour Average):
>Pochimaru :: $0.18 Up
>Mel :: $0.21 Down
>Towa :: $0.56 Down
>Ayamy :: $1.08 Up
>Coco :: $2.45 Down

The Financial Underwriters of Comprehensive Knowledge would like to remind you to stay informed, shitpost responsibly, and FUD accurately.

>>15896471
What the fuck? How can these people live knowing they write shit like this on a basket weaving forum?

Time to work on your daily Mahjong reps! 4p hanchan (South), 5s+20, not a money match right now at least
https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=61468

please add a bottle of alcohol to the fucking hoshiyomis model and a shotgun to deleted.. thank you

>>15898411
Was just about to go to bed. One game

>>15898411
3/4, last seat remaining!

>>15898411
Is a seat still open? I was already in bed when I saw the link

>>15899074
Sadly no, but there will be a seat available after this game
We're still in East 1

>>15899419
Back to bed I go!

what is [造]

>>15899587
ur mom

>>15899587
a group that was created outside of the game/floor/thread to maximize shared profits, they launder money through the auction house

>>15899587
all me

>>15899587
corpo niggers

>>15899714
Reminder that the zaibatsu has a way of communicating between each other to set up the auctions and all the top nasfaw gf are part of that group. They are basically cucking you of your nasfaq gf and you're doing nothing.

>>15900554
but the kenzoku and heimin aren't there

>>15900603
Busy kissing under the mistletoe

>>15900554
How are they communicating with each other if there's no aggie up?

>>15899587
it's our star of david, used to mark the vile members of nasfaq for ease of identification.
Do not interact or conspire with those marked individuals, for they are a shame to the community.

>>15900722
take a wild guess

>>15900722
They use the void for tako telepathy

>>15900711
l-lewd...

>>15900762
Cant be the floor. Wait the discord is real? I thought it was just a joke

>>15900947
for the people with that in their name it is, yes

>>15900947
Only for them non corpo niggers don't have access to it

>>15900947
ALL the discords are real: the haaton discord, the zaibatsu discord, the ms honk asmr discord, the mahjong discord, the kenzoku discord, all of them!

>>15900722
smoke signals and astral projection

The discord is dead, the only thing we talk about is Mahjong.

>>15901094
>kenzoku discord
Nyo...

>>15901142
Post log

>>15898411
Thanks for the games guys, they were good.

>>15899587
Clan tag.

>>15901000
>>15901047
>>15901094
So /nasfaq/ discord anytime soon?

>>15901371
No.

>>15901371
the top 10 discord is already a thing

>>15898411
ggwp

>>15898411
If only there was some money involved...

>>15901434
Why not? Sounds like a good time to create one since >>15901467 says top 10 already has one

>>15901371
>>15901467
the old crab club had their discord too

>>15901575
No!

>>15901678
C'mon, you want to keep my Mahjong power level sealed all the time?

>>15901649
I can assure you there wasn't, t. crab club member

>>15901094
Don't forget the 3 stream discords, the apex discord, the takocord, the writefaq discord, or cypher's onlyfans discord

>>15901741
Yes, I do want to keep those powers hidden away

>>15901795
C-cypher's onlyfans?!??

discord sounds like a good idea to keep off the RP and people identifying each others if you ask me

>>15901911
slut does anything for money

>>15901913
You can't stop people from identifying each other.

>>15901913
The people RP-ing in the thread are actively trying to shit it up.

>>15901965
okay but at least keep the RP away

>>15899587
>造
Kanji meaning: create, make, structure, physique.
Kun readings: つく.る、 つく.り、 -づく.り
On readings: ゾウ
In this case: an antique way to write the name 'Miyatsuko', the name of the bamboo-cutter in Kaguya-hime no monogatari, blessed by Kaguya so golden coins would fall out of every bamboo stalk he cut.
Kaguya-hime is (You)r oshi. The moon-theming is associated with the Zaibatsu name. The tryhard metaphor autism knows no bounds.

>>15901913
Those who RP are zaibatsu niggers, those who already in a discord group

>>15902060
I don't trust you guys with kanji, don't want to end up like last time.

>>15902175
If you choose to reply to bait, please at least be right, otherwise you look like an idiot.

>>15902254
Heimin... In this case at least, this is true.

>>15902272
you might want to tell yourself that

>>15902323
Wrong.

https://twitter.com/hololivetv/status/1478894274947481601
https://twitter.com/GensysKeius/status/1478898186131435522
All the girls are getting new years costumes! Except irys because she apparently bitched about it and is getting it fixed.

who are the worst and who are the best RP fags of the thread and why?

now that i think about it that kenzoku was right. it really is easy to identify everyone here especially during these hours

>>15902060
KAGUYA HATE

>>15902586
You get a knack for these things, some are easier than others.

>>15902559
me, I rp as a retard

>>15902635
Joe...

>>15902635
>rp
joe....

>>15902554
It's not like IRyS will be able to change how ugly she looks

>>15902666
>>15902701
that's not rp from him, that's just him...

>>15902705
Yeah, redjuice fucked up big time with her

>>15902554
Finally EN is getting some love with the costumes, although it hasn't been long since the last batch of formal outfits, has it?

>>15902627
it really is some are just screaming who they are or have a huge arrow on top of their head telling who they are

>>15902812
Leave while you can if you're new it doesn't get any better

>>15902812
who am I then?

>>15902812
Oi, not everyone who types properly is me.

>>15902878
silence, deadbeat

>>15902878
Not every drunk is mer

>>15902968
this is wrong, every drunk is joe

>>15903008
At least, every Joe is drunk.

Oh fuck, oh shit... It's been a while since i schizoposted, i forgot... I've been busy raiding on ff14, almost to the 2nd phase of the last boss. Anyway, why did the devs decide to kill the game by implementing useless shit like cosmetic items that aren't really cosmetic when you can move around large quantities of money by using them? Never develop a market simulator again, faggot.

>>15902849
i'll get there someday
>>15902876
guessing 2pac
>>15902878
definitely >>15902323

>>15903107
go back to raiding

>>15869724

>>15903161
wrong, but good attempt

>>15903194
At this point, I'm not even sure if people /want/ to talk about gameplay or upcoming features anymore, even though they are the best part of the thread at least for me. Most conversations die off early.

>>15903259
i'll get it next time. can't be clocks