/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>15670682
Feres Cauna

ITSUDEMO I LOVE YOU
KIMI NI TAKE KISS ME

>>15605114
Fellow saplings, can you spoonfeed me which website you use to see these comments? I want to see Fauna's comments elsewhere!

>>15671781
https://www.hololyzer.net/youtube/channel/UCO_aKKYxn4tvrqPjcTzZ6EQ.html

>>15671905
Or go to the homepage, look for the frame and click here if available.
I don't know what site people use to stalk on containment breakers and paypigs.

Uuu

>>15672945

>>15673082
______uuuuuuu_____

>>15671905
>>15672044
Bless you!

>>15673189

https://arca.live/b/gura/41454722?target=all&keyword=%ED%8C%8C%EC%9A%B0%EB%82%98&p=4
they're /here/

>>15674040
are you assuming I read korean?

>>15674145

>>15674198
Who is that? Kronii?

>>15674227
gook holo board

>>15674271
Eh, nothing noteworthy then.
You're welcome koreabros.

I'm gonna miss this Intro

>>15675710
I love this intro.

>>15671157
I'm hypnotized

meow

>>15671157
I wonder, why did the include the birth day and height?
It feels like it's an advertisement, go buy your Fauna.

>>15676716
The MV is an ad for the Holomembers yeah. Was made for people to check out aby of the girls depending of the name, birthday, and voice.
And Fauna was the cutest there. I love her.

>>15676627
USE THE RAMP YOU OLD MAN

>>15676857
NoooooOOoOooOoOUUUUuuuu

>>15670682
Fauna's so soft-spoken and her voice is pure sex. You think she'd be down for cuckolding? Asking for a friend.

(And before you start judging, don't tell me you wouldn't want her to lovingly jerk you off while she whispers in your ear about how her lending session went)

>>15677120
No, she wouldn't. Thanks for asking but please leave.

>>15677120
I would love a nursing handjob, but she is a seiso mom to me so, only in my dreams.
>cuckolding
Leave, now.

>>15677120
Please logout of life.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJZSdHBSVIY#t=9m24s

UUUUUUUUUUU

Will Faufau stream this weekend or I have to wait until next week? I miss her already.

>>15677823
She is in europe, which means she won't be back home for a while. If any stream happens it will be kino.

>>15670682
Alright so she obviously smells like flowers but the question is, which flower and why?

HOLY FUCK HER VOICE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

i take back everything about her voice not made for singing i'm absolutetly in love

>>15678283

>>15678658

>>15678172
What makes you say she's in Europe

>>15678995
Thread reps.

>>15678658
Another one down.

>>15679074
How far back do I need to go, sapling, I don't see anything.
Or are you joking about her being in London

>>15679567
It was a joke anon, you can see it pop out at some point during her karaoke relay thread and i picked it up.

>>15679297

I still have trouble seeing Fauna as a mommy character. She's too cute.

>>15680450
You didn't have an absent mother, and that's fine.

>>15680639
Uuuuuu

Did you know? Lemons are a hybrid between a sour orange and a citron.

>>15681982
That's interesting.

where the fuck is the karaoke stream?

>>15682370
Unarchived

>>15682411
fuck u

>>15682370
only if u ask nicely

I just said "uuuuu"

>>15682704

>>15682780
If you are a bad kid and keep crying "uuuu", Fauna will come and snatch you

But if you keep crying "uuuu" yet Fauna would not come, that means you've lost your pureness and is now a horny adult

>>15678658
Another one has joined us

>>15683140
The forest grows.

>>15684932
Beautiful fauna.

I hope when Fauna comes back she’s extra chatty and excited to talk about her holiday

uuuu

Bae’s future letter to Fauna

>>15687327
Rat is pretty cute

>>15687327
I know there are those that get filtered by Bae's screaming, but she's so sweet that I'm glad her and Fauna are buddies.

>>15687327
>DEER:
lol the rat is cute

>>15687842
>filtered by Bae's screaming
but thats funny
im looking forward to re8

ファウナずっと可愛いな

>>15687388
That's sweet.

Saw this on /jp/. Fauna is THIS cute good at Animal Crossing? Looks beautiful.

>>15690089
I was impressed too. Her island is really nice.

uuu

>>15692144
no u

>>15692576
oh

There's a possibility that Fauna went home today and will stream tomorrow.
Maybe.

did she say she wanted to play some older retro games in the future? what are you hoping for?

>>15694588
Selfishly, I'd like to see her play the N64 Zelda's, but idk if she has any love for those games like I do. Otherwise, something that would make her rage, like Megaman or something like that

>>15694588
She said she's planning to play Sonic Adventure 2, which should be great.

>>15670682
Busy with irl reps all today (technically yesterday), so I only just watched the MV. I know almost nothing about weebshit, but this song is very cute and I see why it's a meme. Momma is amazing as always. Fauna love, Fauna lust.

>>15697586
Uuu...

I really hope we at least get an actual tweet today. A stream would be ideal.

Dear Fauna
I miss you much and I really want to see you but I hope you're making the most of your time to spend with your family and I hope you are very happy right now, by the time I'm writing this you're probably asleep, I bet your sleeping face is cute ahaha... I want the best for you Faufau and thank you for making my 2021 great, I love you.

>>15702883
I really want a plushie of giraffe fauna.

>>15704458
I would buy a NotPickle gym shirt immediately

>>15704843
Hell yeah.

https://youtu.be/gE_hFAH_Y5o?t=97
Ice ice baby

rest well faufau!

Where are you looking at?

>>15707748
Oh, i am looking.

>>15707748
At Fauna of course!

>>15709004
Suuure...

>>15707748
I'm definitely looking at part of Fauna.

>>15707748
at fauna's faunas

I cannot believe Boxxy is actually Fauna

>>15687842
All things considered, there are louder screamers in Holo and Bae's is pretty normal

>streamed 7 days ago
uuuhhh naturarebros?

>>15715065
The counter doesn't include collabs and unlisted streams. If we actually hadn't seen her in 7 days, the thread would be 90% crying faunas.

i fuck fauna
in the sauna

I wanna drink Fauna's natural tea.

>>15715945
Gushing Granny tea.

I knew i was really in love when she started singing the theme for Billy Hatcher and the Giant Egg
https://youtu.be/8xFvwcI9jOg?t=28328

>>15716064
I need to watch this.

>hitman stream
>cortana: alma, the target's name is alma
>alma to npc: orson, I'm saying your name out loud so the player knows you're not the target
>npc: hello, my name is orson, or-son, not alma, I am NOT the target
>fauna spills the spaghet, awkwardly drops the katana from second floor and hides in a box in shame
kek, I love fauna, that was hilarious
I really love the way she's so awkward around NPCs

>>15717006
>awkwardly drops the katana
she was trying to kill the guy by throwing it, forgot to include this bit of info

I hope she will continue some with Skyrim next week

>>15717053
>some poor bastard randomly dies from the drink she poisoned
>fauna figures out who the target is, shoots her with a fucking SMG
kek

>>15717053
I was picturing the same thing as her, like 47 was gonna chuck the katana like a throwing knife and it was gonna be awesome

>>15717592
I thought so, too, like a throwing knife, that's why it made it so much more funnier

Fauna's choice of words and the way she phrases things is something else, cracks me up

>>15718459
She has a more extensive vocabulary than the usual streamer, too
She's just chill and happy, like a cow or something, mellows me out, too

>>15718534
>like a cow
Kek, why am i agreeing with you.

>>15717420
fauna mod when

>>15719330
Player model preset or npc follower?

>>15719794
Why not both

>>15719330
Follower
Imagine her commenting how wonderful the skyrim nature is while observing foxes glitching through the forest

Truly, I cum.

>>15720051

>>15719977
Imagine a complex follower mod where her voice is comprised of voice clips.
Any time you enter the final chamber and the "I got a bad feeling about this" line triggers, Fauna just says: "I hate it here!"

>>15720319
I want arnold fauna to spit in my mouth while looking down on me from the height of her big head

>>15720860

imissfauna isnt even tracking the time anymore...

>>15721489
rape

>>15721489

Listening to Fauna's Corcovado again, it's actually pretty good. I hope she does it again, it really suits her.

>>15721489
Oh my... I know I'm not supposed to hornypost here but this is literally what turns me on, I want those feet on my face, on my mouth, and on my cock

>>15723924
deranged footnigger
these feet and legs are pretty nice, I want to cum on them

>>15723924
Hornypost all you want never let some retarded Puritan larper tell you otherwise

>>15724439
Nah I'll hold off from doing that too often, I agree with others that it details thread and I don't want this place to just talk about how much we want to fuck fauna

>>15717006
I desperately want her to keep playing she seemed like she was having a lot of fun.

>>15724665
low test
I WANT to mating press fauna while she's nibbling on my neck and fill her with seed, squeezing her tightly in a bear hug

I want to slap Fauna and fuck her doggystyle after she says sorry

>>15724925
Based and same but what I mean is I dont want this place to turn into a coomer haven but hornyposting every once in a while is fine just don't overdo it

>>15725287
I can see what you mean, having civil discussion about a shared hobby is a joy that should be preserved, and coomposting can quickly devolve into low effort shitposting and attract the wrong crowd

>>15725473
Yes that's it

Faunamama encouraging you to take your meds ASMR when?

Kronies we're a fucking mistake.

>>15725652
This honestly.

You don't need to know what I'd do to Fauna. Thats between her and me.

Repopulating the earth with Fauna after nuclear war!
Giving humanity severe inbreeding due to only having one breeding pair!

saplingbros i cant take it anymore

>>15726288
Hot

>>15726292

>>15725287
>>15725473
the most sane saplings around here

>>15726393
There are more, they just lurk.

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCSPiaTLJ5FQj7BJAM6Y4j7w
she sounds so similar
odd

Why is yandere ASMR so popular?

>>15726492
Similar but not quite, I'd rather listen to faufau.

Faunya

>>15726650
listening is passive action which is why usually submissive people enjoy it more than assertive/dominant ones

>>15726714
Cute.

Faunyaaaa~

Hey saplings.
Fauna forgot to put me back in the greenhouse before she left, so I know she's back home right now. She's just doing all her chores today since she was gone last week. She even told me we should expect a stream and a schedule within 24 hours.

oh god I miss Fauna so much.

>>15726714
faunya

I need the stream with the highest amount of dumb off-topic discussion to get me through this shift.
Any better suggestions than the thieves' guild skyrim stream?

>>15729550
All what comes to mind is her pokemon unite VODs. There must be better streams for that though.

>>15718459
Watching NL for years can do that to you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZnGyMFJe0I
Fauna sighting. You can rewind to her part.

>>15729550
Fall Guys.

>>15729550
The RE7 streams. Top tier banter between Bae and Fauna.

faufau on telly

Fauna was in Mikorone's stream!

>>15729550
Mario Kart with Gura was a good one

>>15729550
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_BOq-zYXn8 this one
fall guys is a good option too

>>15729770
https://youtube.com/clip/Ugkxs0c-YiLeOyYtgA-Xuv-IkhaYbINdYtPL

>>15730468
>Miko calling her mama
kek

>>15726650
>>15726747
ASMR is about affection and batshit insane girls are at the apex of that. With ASMR you get all of the love and none of the danger.

Pray for the owl, she probably got the sickness, Fauna's happiness depends on the owl to an extent.

>>15735886
Not everything is the coof. I get sick for days almost at the same time every year too. And it's always on my fucking birthday.

>>15735886
Even if it is the coof, Mumei is young and thin. You can tell someone is fat by their voice, don't bother arguing.
She has a very high survival rate. But I guess praying never hurt anyway.

>>15737392
It's a joke, I've had a couple of colds/fevers all through 2021.

Rip Mumei. She drank it.
https://youtube.com/shorts/oTuDQUGMLCM?feature=share

>>15738361
Silly, that's what happens when you don't listen to fauna.

I wonder what she's up to right now

>>15741695
Fuck...I used to think I was above buying shit like daki's, but a comfy bedtime Fauna one might actually break me.

Do women like Fauna really exist? Can a person really be this sweet and cute and nice?

>>15744281
Yes they exist.
However they are rare and becoming more rare as the culture gets more pozzed and turns them into stuck up bitches.

Does anyone have there hands on the Fauna Caramelldansen gif that Gura was using for her discord over lay on her new years stream?

>>15744864
not a gif but

>>15744864
That wasn't caramell dansen that was the chuunibyou edit

>>15744943
yeah, i fucked up
>>15744917
but this is what i wanted. You're a treasure, anon

>>15745791
Cute!!

>>15670682
Fauna paizuri or petting Fauna's head while she blows you?

>>15746167
Fuck off.

>>15746167
you would treat a beautiful girl to such vulgarity?

>>15744864

>>15746167
Latter, obviously.
>>15746360
>>15746393
There is nothing wrong with lewding Fauna responsibly.

Fuck rhinos

>>15750282
What?

>>15729734
>NL
Northernlion? Is she a fan?

>>15720319
>>15720860
hey arnold fauna is unironically cute

>>15747810
>There is nothing wrong with lewding Fauna responsibly.
Thank you anon. I know she's princess-like and I know you all care about that so I've been trying to keep it tame.

>>15750282
based, fuck em
elephant gang

>>15746393
>Vulgarity
Paizuri can be one of the most loving things your wife could do for you and petting while getting head is a great way to show affection in bed mid-sex

>>15670682
It's a long says off but what you would guys want Fauna's new outfit to be? I just want something more casual. Something along the lines of Noel and Flares's casual outfits.
For the love of all that's good in this world do not say schoolgirl outfit

>>15753656
schoolgirl outfit

uuu

sorry about getting the other topic purged last week, that is the last fucking time I ever even acknowledge the existence of doxxfags, they're fucking lowest of low

>>15755695
When was this?

>>15755865
That was in her private stream with me just now, felt like sharing it.

>>15755963
based retard

>>15755963
I made this post

>>15753253

>>15755963
I made this post.

>>15760062
mim

FAUMAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>15763455
Just killed a man...

>>15764103
Quick rundown on what happened?

>>15764155
Put a gun against his head, pulled my trigger,
Now he's dead..

>>15764610
Well, good luck with that, sapling...

>>15765003
Kek, that's a good one.

>>15765003
I love it!

>VOD reps
>Gym ASMR fauna spots your lifts and encourages you through your reps.
I want this so much.

Why is Fauna so boring bros...?

Why is Fauna so cute bros...?

>>15770046
>has to ask
Saplingchama...

>>15770046
You tell me.

intense fauna JOI countdown asmr..

>>15770985
>searches for JOI Countdown
>top result: pornhub

>>15771171
you had to look up JOI countdown? wow

>>15771794
Us saplings are wholesome.
Only kronie would make jokes of something so vulgar.

>>15772765
Cute.

>>15772249
>Us saplings are wholesome
>Joi is vulgar
Anon, put the internet down. You are late to bible study.

>>15770985
Why do you have to break our hearts anon? You and I both know she's perfect for JOI but she'll never do it. Why remind us of something that can never be attained?

>>15773508
Anon... she was never going to do JOI.

I'd rather not encourage anybody to spend as much time on twitter as they should but I do wish she would tweet a tiny bit more sometimes, and this isn't just because of the fact that IMF either.

>>15774136
God I love that picture it's so cute

>>15774136
An update tweet would be nice, but after being a chumbie for the longest time i am accustomed to little to no contact with a chuuba outside of her streams.

>>15774301
Imagine being attracted toward girls that aren't terminally online.

>>15775552
but how else will I numberfag and be able to show up my fellow /vt/ sisters so I can shitpost and make excuses to post doxx all the time... have you ever thought about their feelings anon... shitstirreres are antihugbox too...

>>15775552
Gura is totally online, she just won't use her known accounts due to what happened las time when she tweeted she bought bathsalts, which people will misinterpret in a malicious way.
Fauna on the other hand, yeah she isn't terminally online, which is refreshing to me.

>>15774136
I genuinely believe Twitter is more detrimental to you mental well being than Reddit.

>>15775777
Yeah, but it depends on who you follow, i only follow chuubas, art accounts and a few public figures. My timeline is mostly blessed with art and little to no drama outside of what the public figures say.
It also helps to disable retweets from certain users you follow.
You tailor your experience, if you follow someone who engages constantly in drama and political warfare, you are doing a disservice to your mental health.

>>15774136
Is well known at this point that Mondays are break day, so this silence was expected, but I get your point anon.
Also I wish she used more the yt community member post for updates too, like other holo do.

>>15776162
Yeah, just like ame usually does, from the ones I'm membered to, she is the one who uses it the most.

You guys are wildin, most of the girls don't communicate when they're actually traveling because they don't want people to get weird. Probably completely advised against. If she's still not home yet and yesterday she just took off without saying anything, that's one thing, but give her patience to explain herself otherwise.

>>15776465
I understand, but as the conversation developed i just wanted to express my desires for some updates if any, but won't bitch about it so I'll leave it at that.
You have yet to see how wild this talk could get, /ggg/ has schizos that bring it up on a thread basis.

This is seriously painful. It's like I'm back in high school again, being in love with a girl you know that you never have a chance with. And yet that pain is turning into energy of sorts that is driving me to be a better person. Does that make sense? I am daring to dream that there is a Fauna out there for me.

>>15776845
My love and lust for Fauna and the others has done the opposite and made me a significantly more awful person. I am now a fat bald lazy pervert like my father.

>>15776980

>>15776845
It's better if you don't get attached like that, she makes for a great friend to hang out with, to have a crush on her is to have your heart broken at some point it could make you an anti.
I've seen so many go through that because they had hope their oshi would be an unicorn. Just, take your meds and avoid falling into the para-social hell.

>>15776845
All of it ultimately pointless if you're not doing for your own singular benefit. It's a trap to do so for any girl. especially for oshi vtuber obsession.
It's a trap, anon. I too was getting far too attached. Still thinking about dropping all of the chuuba shit all together

>>15777162
I wouldn't go that far but if you see it eating you i guess it's better to drop it all together like any other drug.
I used to have alcohol and porn as a cure for my depression, now i rarely drink/jerk off but watch a lot of chuubas.
I learned my lesson on the parasocial trap that is having a strong dependency on a singular chuuba after doing my reps on them. Now they don't have that effect on me but still they entertain me infinitely more than any other form of media.

>>15776845
This but unironically
I'm in the same problem

>>15777111
>>15777162
Anons... please read my post again. Fauna has literally said that she wants us to find our own love. That's the complete opposite of what an unicorn wants.

>>15679297
>>15683140
i was already in bros, this just confirmed my love for her.

I just want Faufau to tweet Hi so I can say I love her because I miss her.
uuuuuuuuu.

>>15773508
>>15773884
With how pozzed the status quo's getting and with normalization of sexuality, also considering how women tend to be left-leaning, it's absolutely not a 100% certainty
Thots have their fucking OF in their socials right now, it's only going to become more common and normal in the future
Simply recording a countdown is so incredibly tame in comparison, and it doesn't even have to be lewd, she can just say it's for relaxation or sleep, fucking gibi has a couple countdown videos up
Everyone knows guys are jacking off to asmr anyway, just by making asmr, she already passed a threshold, it's a slippery slope, and countdowns are not far off at all, I think it's very possible, only a matter of time
Vtubing is literally built on sex appeal (and cuteness)
She most likely won't ever make actual JOI, but lewd countdowns are definitely within the realm of possibility, and that's all I need, personally
Also, voice deepfakes are a thing, and they'll probably improve greatly in the next several years, especially if there's an audio deep learning breakthrough

>>15779446
Take your fucking meds or just off yourself you stupid faggot.

>>15779517
there's nothing med-worthy in my post, you need to fuck off to reddit or twatter, we're on the fucking vtuber board
also, I wouldn't want fauna joi if I was a faggot and I'm pretty sure I'm smarter than average

UUUUUUUUU Fauna

>>15779626
You should kys then

Gura and fauna

>>15779844
Mario kart practice with fauna, nice.

>>15779844
Goomba really likes fauna doesnt she

>>15779814
kek, no
maybe when I'm 80 years old and can't play games or use my dick and shit without getting a prolapse
Imagine watching an ancient fauna stream when you're like 70
kino

>>15779626
>taking faggot literally
Kill yourself you retarded newfaggot.

>>15779984
cope and seethe, retard

>>15779844
Nice!

>>15779945
Yes, which as a chumbie makes me happy. Fauna love.

>>15779945

>>15779945
I'm glad that Fauna's oshi likes her

>>15779844
Niceu!

This place gets kinda wild when Fauna hasn't streamed in a few days, doesn't it?
>>15779844
Fauna/Gura collabs are top tier, feels good to have a stream to look forward to.

>>15779446
The moment she does is the moment I leave.
I love Fauna for her purity.

Soon we'll hear her lovely voice again.

I miss her

>>15782903

open up anonchama~

>>15779446
I was anon that made >>15773508 and I did it as a shitpost (even though part of me would love for her to do it). I say this because I do not know if you mean what you say or are just shit posting as well

I miss

>>15782774
I get that this picture is supposed to be comforting but the hands look creepy as fuck, especially with how they are positioned.

>>15782774
Can I get this with manlier looking hands?
My hands are bigger than that.

>>15779844
im surprised they collab'd at all with what gura did to mumei

>>15784399
She knows it was a mistake, besides, how can you not forgive your oshi.

>>15784399
Mumei got what she deserved.
She's just plain evil.

>>15785084
That's the fanbase.

>>15779844
At first I thought you put the exclamation point there to highlight the Fauna collab but it looks like Gura did that. Are they?

>>15784399
I still remember that and feeling bad for Mumei.
I hope she doesn't forget the promise she made to herself.

can you say "uuuu"?

>>15786916
best i can do is a huwahwahwah

damn

>>15787480

>>15787203

>>15787685
Kek, i may be stealing this.

>>15784399
>>15786817
What happened?
All I watch is Fauna.

>>15788640
Watch from here onwards.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=QM2DjVNl1gY&t=1h28m

>>15789012
I've seen that one.
That's not Gura.

Maybe...?

I can't take it anymore! Please post cute Faufaus or I'll be depressed and cry for the whole day

>>15789255
Oh, you'd have to watch the whole stream both POVs or a compilation.
You can look it up "gura hunts mumei" or something.

>>15789389
Post the reply.
>many work to do
What are you implying.

>>15789421
have this one

>>15789649
>3 minutes later
She's here, she misses Fauna and it's a coverup! Shadow, stop breaking containment on main!

>>15789917
Amusing, but not gonna make me check her stuff, same for reine.

>>15790059
Her stuff's not bad if you're into horror ASMR
Like, scooping out your eye with a spoon tier horror

>>15789744
Cute Faufau...

>>15789917
shadow if you're here stop visiting this hellhole for the love of god

I do wish Fauna would just tweet "Hey I'm back home this week. Schedule soon."

>>15791795
she will never go home
we will never get a stream

F

>>15791795
Just for posting this, Fauna's return has been delayed by two months.

Well, as long as they keep bumping the thread while I'm asleep the grasshoppers can continue doing their thing.

crashing this thread to page 10

No survivors.

Sorry saplings Fauna's a little tied up at the moment but she'll be home soon

>>15793767
Silly Fauna, that's not how you're supposed to wrap your presents!

Yeah I miss Fauna, what of it?

YOU CANNOT COMPREHEND MISSING FAUNA'S TRUE ATTACK

I m- no, I kiss Fauna.

I k- no, I hold hands with Fauna.

I h- no, I want to raise a family with Fauna.

>grasshopper got mindbroken by IMFposters in global and got bullied back to /jp/
my fucking sides

Don't say Taiwan don't say taiwan

>>15798393
...Anon...?

>>15797753
holy fuck
we really live rent free in his head

Goodbye /uuu/

>>15800241
see you next uuu

my fauna

no, MY fauna

NO!, MY FAUNA!

OUR Fauna

Hello cucks. I just woke up after ANOTHER lucid dream about Fauna. We were in school doing some math and I got to hold her hand and we did some light snuggles. I don't miss her at all! HAHAHAHAHA

Maybe FauFau is secretly doing a bunch of MK reps while she's visiting family. Someone has to be the pride of Council.

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I, SaplingX, humbly submit a toast to Ceres Fauna for successfully failing to release a public archived stream for 9 days, so that she may be missed even more by her fans. Congratulations, Fauna. Enjoy your ARS. (sups of the chum chalice) Uuuuu.

Ceres Fauna my beloved

I miss Fauna