/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love Ina!

Oh fuck I love Nene so much she is so amazing holy shit

we need EN to collab with Lui more

>>15481610
>breast deflation
unbased

Have you thanked me today /vt/?

One day...

is this the GFE thread?

KIARA LOVE

>>15481758
You think thats bad?
>I posted the original "ina glasses half life" screenshot
>I made "mori and the trash taste quaternity" image
both of those have been adopted by the absolute worst filth of the thread

GFE.

rrat

Fauna

>>15482049
no we did that
this is the cunny/futa thread

>>15482049
SHUT THE FUCK UP

Look at this gem of the sea! She's my wife!

>>15482049
I will GFE your asshole if the thread talks about this again

I'm thinking Ame.

>>15482049
yes

OtsuKoyo~~!
Now onto SC reading

>>15482049
>/hlgg/ counts as GFE now
Fucking EOP newfags these days...

>>15481854
I hope Gura starts doing cunny review streams to filter normalfags like you

Gura is GFE

Meimei a cute!

Matsuri is cute!

I miss my octopus destination

>>15482049
No this is the Moom stream waiting room

Rank the ENs in terms of GFE

>>15482062
the first one I get but why in gods name did you think making the second would end well

>>15482025
You know posting these old ass streams just proves my point right?

>>15482067
die you old fuck

>>15482075
oo ee ooo

Koyori lies as naturally as she talks about her futanari Mew during her female only Pokemon run, saying her lewd stats are actually really low despite the fact that she can keep up with the eroi queens Marine and Okayu and even cause damage to the former with her fast thinking. Either way this new Jump King is just really cute and happily announcing things such as the incoming new outfit reveal relay and the fact that AsaKoyo will now be on Tuesdays and Fridays in the year of our Holord 2022, so make sure to tune in to those days. Now you get to sit down and enjoy her being cute reading through supachats!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAc5qAd7yhs
Are you guys ready to sweat with Iroha de gozaru? It's time for yet another Ring Fit stream with the cute samurai warrior as Level 30 is becoming a breeze for her and her toned body that'll probably be drenched in sweat after an hour de gozaru. Fitness is important ojisans, it's how you don't turn into fat bald level 1 losers who can barely get around without dying from exhaustion.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJphNRVfoSY
In less than 105 Minutes, MEIMEI! As promised yesterday during her return stream, this one's going to be a real nice, chill supachat reading/zatsudan as she's got a lot to catch up on and a lot of stories to tell. Get comfy with some hot chocolate or eggnog, you're going to get these giggles and love it.
>Song Released
Watame's 2nd Anniversary Live FEVER was today and it was great fun! She sang some songs in her erotic Sololive Idol outfit and then Botan showed up and we got to see that Lion strut on the catwalk, playing Switch games with Botan and then ended up with an original song performance starring them both. This is that song that they song, composed by IOSYS. It's really good fun, extremely catchy and the MV is so incredibly cute. If you haven't watched her Anniversary nor listened to the song, then you've got some stuff to catch up on buddy. No time for shitposting.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fsPSaFbonGo

>>15482075
i like the way you think

<--- only true GFE in EN

How do I make my shrimp transparent png? i'm working with paint.
Thanks

KIARA SEX

I miss Korone's GFE.

if one more person says G*E i will chum on them

>>15482106
My GFE >>>>>SEAnigs GFE>>>>your GFE

>>15482090
Meimei is GFE!

>>15482049
*Ahem.
You can only call it GFE if your oshi does something special to you with no SC. Otherwise, she's a WHORE, not a GFE.

>>15482097
Same desu

>>15482049
No this is the eceleb gossip thread

>>15482113
One of the streams is from last week though

Im dating anon

>>15482049
Nope, non blood related Onee-san FE time.

Gundam Figurine Experience

>>15482126
shes my wife, not my girlfriend. get it right falseflagger-lun

>/hlgg/
>*FE

GURA IS NOT A GFE STR-

>>15482106
Me>>>>>>>Holomyth>>>IRyS>>Holocouncil

I miss my GFE chubba

>>15482062
You know nothing, I'm THAT IRystocrat.

>Ame GFE
Chronic lying, poor eating and sleeping habits, random outbursts of rage and distrust
>Gura GFE
Ignores you for 2-3 days then becomes attached at the hip before ghosting you again a few weeks later
>Kiara GFE
Never shuts up, loves her cats more than you
>Mori GFE
Wears the pants, has a larger dick than you, will speak to the manager when your order is wrong
>Ina GFE
Frail, lazy, bratty hikki, will make you dote on her while she sleeps on the floor

What's wrong with the people Cover hires?

GFE stands for Good Fucking Eggs

>>15482106
ok
>my girlfriend
Mori
Kiara
Ina
Gura
Ame
IRyS
Sana
Fauna
Kronii
Mumei
Bae

>not my girlfriend
Omega

Alright guys, I asked the AI what GFE means and I think it got it right, so stop arguing about it

Gura Fucking Experience

m*rcel status?

>>15482106
Neck yourself

>>15482170
Foe Experience?

>>15482097
i'm holding out for her showing up during moomer's mario kart stream

>>15482173
The (You) was not for (You) but was for Ame.

>>15482106
Kiara >>>>>> Gura = Ame >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> everyone else

>>15482062
>I posted the original "ina glasses half life" screenshot
Did you at least make a good post with it?

>>15482124
Reminder that this tranny should be banned constantly but isn't because he's a cover shill

>>15482190
>not conquering his asshole to ensure dominance and getting your oshi what she wants
coward

>>15481941
Well she revealed earlier today she got invited to both EN and ID collabs after her Eikaiwa with Mori, so we'll hopefully see those in the coming weeks.

global has been destroyed by GFE

Is there a gif of this little shit dancing?

The GFE debate is so last thread anons. I think we should dust off some good old Deadbeats vs Teamates timeloops imo

>>15482157
And it's not even the type of stream I was listing out

>>15482089
Gura is not GFE and all who seek GFE should turn away from her and finally leave me to be her one and only boyfri- er husb- oops I mean viewer.

>>15482101
But waiting for a stream is GFE

GFE = Gura Feet Experience

>>15482193
BASED AI

>>15482124
Best thighs of Holox?

Gura is literally my girlfriend, soon to be my wife too

>>15481888
>>15481898
Gura called ASMR a meme yesterday

>>15482150
>showing skin
WHORE

>>15482227
Honestly I'm so starved for affection any interaction with me is basically GFE at this point

>>15482188
dunno, the Mori one sounds nice

>>15482211
>Kiara.
>Wasting food.
>GFE.

>STILL no images of Koyori getting face fucked hard enough to make her nose bleed
Proof that there's no god

>>15482232
DEADBEATS ARE FUCKING STUPID AND GAY THEY DESERVE TO BE PUT IN SOULGEMS

Are you more /fit/ than Gozaru?

>>15482227
It's been destroyed by whatever bug has crawled up the thread's ass the past 2 weeks. Place feels...off.

>>15482232
but I like Ame

I want some BFE...

You niggas are just lonely the presence of a female makes you think of GFE, just like those guys who think a girls into them because she was nice to them.

>>15482245
Lui > Koyori > Chloe > Iroha > La+

>>15482261
>being emasculated is nice

>>15482255
She also said she wants to do ASMR again in 3 separate streams the past week and a half.
And ASMR is a meme to a degree

>>15482233
No one agrees on a definition here anyway so why should the streams be contained to only what you decide

>>15482232
I prefer we go back to the classic timeloop

>>15482275
its the whores leaving the thread to have sex

>>15482199
The only one getting gfe

>>15482276
No you don't
t.deadbeat

I can be your GFE, anon...

>>15482257
I get you, buddy.

Faufau...

>>15482232
today Mori said she and Ame are connected (interlinked) and that shes a Teamate and Ames a deadbeat

>>15482276
And I can somewhat tolerate Mori.

>>15482062
oh, so you're just plain garbage

>>15482049
Can't be, my oshi isn't streaming right now.

>>15482295
Anyone who says white and gold is fucking colorblind

>>15482255
ASMR is anti-GFE imo, only virgins would think ASMR provides anything close to similar to what having a girlfriend does

>>15482255
>Gura called ASMR a meme
Gura is the meme queen, so that's a good thing

>>15482159
I don't date whores

Global Faggot Experience

>>15482269
You think I can't escape from here? The Soul Cairn only makes me stronger, its also comfy here.

>>15482329
It's obviously white and gold retard

https://twitter.com/ceresfauna/status/1476331816609062914
Cute!

>>15482275
>2 weeks
>holiday break started for schools 2 weeks ago
no...

>>15482182
Which one?

Alright, you seem to still to be bitching about what GFE is
https://textsynth.com/playground.html
Ask the AI what GFE means and post your results

You guys are kind of bumming me out.

>>15482113
I could've sworn your point was "NONE OF WHICH GURA DOES"

>>15482265
ぼくはー (こよりだよー!)
せーの!(こんこよでーす!)
はい! ハッシュタグ #こより実験中 にしたよー! (おっけー!)
こよは!ずのうです!頭脳なのですから! (はい!) (やったー!)
#こよりすけっち (てれん!) (はい!)
ほえ~、せーの!
はい!はい!はい!はい!
研究者らしい、試験管!
はい!はい!はい!はい!
(はぁ~!) 緑の、試験管!
はい!はい!はい!はい!
#こよりの助手くん ファンネーム!
はい!はい!はい!はい!
(ふぁ~!) ヘルプー!
はい!はい!はい!はい!
(ぬぁ~) のんてにょ~ん
はい!はい!はい!はい!
頭脳なんでね (見えたー!)
はい!はい!はい!はい!
かわいいでーす! (ドヤァ)
はい!はい!はい!はい!
おっけー! こんこよでーす!
わぁ~~~~~~~~
やったー!間に合ったー!
マヨネーズは、飲み物です。ちなみに麩菓子は空気です。
はい! お肉―! 試験管!
冷凍うどんは常備しています。
どうですか~ (ふぁ~) (やったー!)
せーの! こんこよ~!

https://twitter.com/ceresfauna/status/1476331816609062914
https://twitter.com/ceresfauna/status/1476331816609062914
https://twitter.com/ceresfauna/status/1476331816609062914

>>15482331
It's what having the perfect GF would be like.

https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1476315534006308876
So, what are >we sending to Gura?

>>15482232
Ame playing Getting Over It is a guaranteed train wreck so just wait until that

>>15482349
GFE is a free, peer-reviewed, monthly journal that provides the opportunity for students to present their research in a clear and concise manner. If you have a research project, please send it in to either our academic editor (Professor Tzong-Shiang Lin) at [Email protected] or our review editor (Dr. Chris A. Evans) at [Email protected] It does not have to be full length. It can be short, concise and to the point. We will let you know if we accept it and give you some feedback.

Your research and writing will be published in the GFE magazine as a regular feature. It may be published a couple times during your course, but no later than the second half of the course.

Presentations based on an existing work

Another way to submit a presentation would be a presentation on an existing, ongoing work. For example, if you have already conducted your research in an area, or have already been published, you could

>>15482340
Boomgey

>>15482319
Wait really?
What's the context there?

>>15482341
damn Fauna got a good spot

>>15482341
If Fauna asking to sit on Gura's face?

>>15482289
Good list, I was worried you would put Chloe above Koyo at the top

>>15482203
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUs2_7SYAI8

>>15482383
That's not fauna. That's the legendary kirin shrimp aka krimp

I've had enough of this shit.

>>15482229
Be the shitpost you want see anon

>>15482124
Ayamefriend needs rape correction immediately

>>15482338
>deadbeats think this is comfy
The only cool thing is you get to hang out with saint jiub.

terrible thread
everyone here should be ashamed, including me

>>15482379
something about them having dreams about the same thing at the same time and being fans of each other etc

>>15482341
Chumbud prime...

>>15482218
It's incredible, I make one (unp) allusion to something that happened months ago and this guy Winter Soldiers his way into the thread. Might actually be an AI.

>>15482108
I mean Mori deserves to be criticised for her e-celeb proclivities, I just didn't expect it would be adopted literally exclusively by doxxposters and unironic "I like to be cucked" posters

>>15482363
I sent mine, I don't think she will see it in the ocean of others tho.

>>15482341
cute

Yo what the fuck is going on in here? I've been off arguing about Warhammer all day.

>>15482397
Chloe's strengths lie in her upper body rather than her lower body.

>>15482414
Looks comfy to me
t. Chumbie

>>15482341
>>15482348
what the fuck is this saplings? that's my fucking spot

>>15482438
Warhammer is GFE

>>15482438
What were you arguing about?

>>15482449
Get fucked nigger

>>15482414
home...

>>15482319
That's the problem with Mori (and most girls that know Ame). Ame did something special to them & they think they are special when from Ame's PoV it's just another day & she does that to everybody close to her.

>>15481610
cute shoulders

Ok, FINE, here's the ultimate proof that Ame is actually the only GFE in hololive. I guess I have to spoonfeed some retards from time to time

>>15482331
Okayu had to say that internet noises are way more advanced than having sex with her girlfriend to avoid angry otakus.

>>15482349
We all know what GFE refers to when talking about prostitutes, but when the topic is virtual youtuber GFE the term has a different connotation, as virtual youtubers are more like geisha than prostitutes and they are more of companions than they are of sex. A GFE youtubers relationship has a long term commitment as she is his geisha, or his concubine, not just a one night stand.

How To Identify A GFE Youtuber

1. You will notice that he will always talk about other youtubers. He will be able to easily show you any of her recent videos and he will be able to tell you about the rest of the channel but he won’t talk about much more than the vlogs of others, he will never mention anything about his channel or his videos, he might talk about being on X Y Z Ytuber’s channel but he will only be interested in talking about their vlogs. GFE YouTube YouTubers are not like regular YouTubers they are very rarely seen posting on their own channel, if a youtuber isn’t posting a video every few days you can be sure that they are working with another video maker on videos that they are sharing. GFE YouTube YouTubers will have their own channels but their channels will have the latest few vlogs of their “GFE” on them.

2. You will always notice that he will only post things from her channel. She will always have the latest videos of her, her vlogs will always be more popular than his, and when he isn’t posting on his own channel she will always be posting to him and vice versa, his videos will always be lower on her front page than his. A GFE YouTuber channels always have the latest vlogs of her and the older videos of his.

3. You will notice that he will never post “in the comments” or anything that isn’t about her. In fact, there will be times where he will talk about her in the comments or even on his videos but he will never make any comments of his own. This is because his comments will always be about her and hers will be about him.

4. There will always be a difference in their channel, you will always notice a major difference between a GFE YouTube YouTuber and a non GFE Youtube YouTuber, she will have a few thousand subscribers compared to his maybe 100s. If there isn’t a huge difference in the number of subscribers it will be at least a few hundred.

5. If you are a non GFE youtuber that has a GFE subscriber base, then he will be watching your videos all the time, you might even notice him watching your channel and checking it out even though he hasn’t subscribed to your channel. If you are GFE youtuber he will only check out your videos when he is searching for vlogs that have been vlogged and posted by you.

6. He will always have a higher number of subscribers than you, this is because his subscribers will only want to watch his videos but yours will want to watch his as well.

>>15482062
did you at least learn your lesson?

>>15482438
homo EN being a real possibility has everyone on edge

>>15482412
So is the answer 'no?'

Iroha sounds rather distant to me de gozaru

>>15482349
The true meaning of GFE is that you are getting nothing but the best, most enjoyable GFE. Your boyfriend gets exactly what he wants. If he's an expert gamer, he's going to come home with a very satisfied boyfriend. You're going to see him as happy as he is right now. In the morning, when you wake up, you're going to go into his room and see him sleeping. You will see that there is no trace of a GFE anywhere. It's gone.

Why GFE stands for Good, Funny, and Exciting

The real meaning of GFE is that you are getting the exact best girlfriend experience. That means your boyfriend is going to get to be the most fun he's had in his life. He gets the best girlfriend, the best time, the best sex. And not only will he get the best girlfriend, he's going to be having the most exciting girlfriend he's ever had. It will be fun to play with you.

The true meaning of GFE is you will enjoy yourself every time you go out with your boyfriend. It's fun when you're with him, it's exciting, it's great, it's an experience that you are always going to enjoy.

Why GFE stands for Great, Fun, and Expensive

There is nothing about the true meaning of GFE that has anything to do with money. But at times you are going to want a GFE that has a little bit of cash flowing. Why? Because your boyfriend is spending a lot of money. If you want to stay with your boyfriend for a while, if you want to have something nice to show him, it will cost you. You can buy him a nice ring.

That's where the real meaning of GFE is good, fun, and expensive.

The true meaning of GFE and the way it should be interpreted by you

>>15482440
Chloes strength lies in her smell

>>15482422
you have exceptionally poor judgement

Iroha is in this position right now

This thread reeks of estrogen and astroglide

>>15482440
chloe's fetid armpitussy...

>>15482341
Regular chumbuds never stood a fucking chance against the chumbud prime

>>15482349
GFE is coming down the line. While that might seem scary to some, others are finding new things to do in the meantime. One of these is the Dumpsters and Diving. This is a pretty simple activity for kids ages 6-9. This is because you don’t need any equipment to participate.
Materials:
>2 full to full size dumpsters (3-4 ft) or 4 large bags
>2 kids and/or adults
>2-3 volunteers (usually adults, but some children can participate in this as well)
How to Do It:
>Fill each kid with a handful of beach toys that are appropriate for the water.
>Dump the toys into the dumpster/bags.
>Have the kids dive into the sea and get the toys back out.
>Take a turn in the dumpster.
>Repeat until all the toys have been retrieved.

Iroha, this motion is a bit yab

Stop timelooping and look at my wife

>>15482476
Holy fuck AI are better than humans at shitposting

>>15482438
'umiez are argu'n about girlfriend 'perience...

>>15482150
that wrist is so thin
no effort to snap in two
fucking adorable

>>15482416
Why can't they cross the barrier into actually being friends with each other? Instead of being just fans.

>>15482349
GFE A.K.A. Girlfriend Experience is the most well known of the Adult Industry, having been around for the last few years as a brand. The best porn stars and actresses have done this at least once in their career. While there are many sites that offer GFE, here at The Girlfriend Experience you will only find the highest quality content.

>>15482511
okay
I looked at her, can I start timelooping again?

>>15482363
I'm sending in a somewhat multilayered shrimp as an F-22 because I love plens and my buddies Also takobro sighting in their thread day after christmas

>>15482232
I think Deadbeats and Teamates should FUCK

can someone stop Omega from this future

>>15482524
well
Ame's autistic
and
Mori's autistic

>>15482476
How much of this was given to the AI, and how much was generated??

>>15482188
The GFE in Myth is much too realistic.

>>15482456
Nagash.

>>15482349
What most anons don't know is that GFE is a very different ball game from just straight prostitution,

Click to expand...

A lot of anons don't know that. They've only seen it in the most trivial manner.

But then... there's the rest of the world. And from what I know from my experiences, that rest of the world is rather different than what some of these "Anons" think.

And a lot of the "Anons" seem to be living in the "Anons" world.

But that seems to be all too often the nature of the "Anons", "Anons" with such a tiny little brain, a brain that they don't seem to be able to see the world outside of the "Anons" world.

I know because I have seen it from the "outside". And like the original poster, who I also know, that I know, is doing, it's no different for the rest of the world.

>>15482575
>Click to expand...

>>15482255
The thing that I don't like about gura is that she can't understand why people like things unironically
I still remember what she said about buying idol merch to kiara

Ina does the true GFE in holoEN since no anon here has ever experienced it and never will just as takos

>>15482562
Up to geisha

>>15482572
Nagash is literally Deadbeat Prime

>>15482341
Faun truly is unity prime.

>>15482592
*click*

Koyori can't wait to get the comiket porn doujins.

>>15482598
I had a gf for about 2 months. It was too much work though so i ghosted her until she went away

>>15482594
>she can't understand why people like things unironically
You think that because you're a retard and don't watch Gura.

>>15482607

I AM THE LAST /HLGG POSTER

>>15482363
Someone send this to her.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tW2_1sQBZ0k
>Space wanted to tell her where something is
>Time knew in advance she was gonna get killed
>Nature couldn't believe it was betrayed
>Chaos died as it was breaking a broken showerhead even more
>Humanity was killed when it asked for co-operation
>All their hopes were dashed
How did they do this?

>>15482054
Alpha

>>15482341
Fauna cute

>Cares deeply about us
>Lets us consume his bodily fluids
>Died for our sins
is jesus the ultimate GFE?

>>15482229
just for you, merry christmas

>>15481941
Lui/Moomer soon. I believe.

Ame, Ina and Fauna are being super cute making shrimp-sonas for Gura and you guys are arguing about GFE again

>>15482414
Home

>>15482691
>Hasn't streamed on Christmas or Valentine's Day for over 2000 years
Frozen chicken....

>>15482658
Already done >>15480127

Hahah, wouldn't it be funny if Kiara or some other holo listened to one of communist earworms like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSm9VwF8GmI
And sang it for a bit during stream by mistake?
Asking for a friend

Place your bets, will we get a clean 10 EN sweep of shrimps? Who do you think will not make one?

>>15482691
>would rather hang out with his rig-papa than his fans
>literally ghosting them for over 2000 years

lol lmao

Gura's feet status?

>>15482674
and they better know it

>>15482124
Right here, Coyotefriend! I'm worried that I'll fall asleep again and miss two moom streams this time.

>>15482748
Besocked.

>>15482648
I do remember her being confused about how fiercely people can like her

Iroha is singing while doing Level 30 Exercising.

>>15482748
On my face

>>15482738
me

>>15482748
Naked and smelly

>>15482738
You mean 11, and no, I'd be surprised if any more members did shrimps for Gura.

>>15482738
We will get 11 EN shrimps because Omega will make one

>>15482710
>>15482747
H-he's just waiting for the apocalypse before making his 3D live comeback...

Shitposting is the ultimate GFE

>>15482795
I assume anon is discounting Gura herself.

https://twitter.com/na_shi_en/status/1476332119622561793

>>15482762
For the footcam?

>>15482598

>>15482765
Kiara has the exact same thoughts but you wouldn't attribute that to not understanding why people can enjoy things.

>>15482780
She could definitely kick my ass, and I kinda want her to.

>>15482513
humans are limited by their need to create meaningful statements, whether consciously or not
ais mimick human communication bit cannot understand the meaning behind it, allowing a purer shitpost

>>15482691
HE'S COMING BACK TO STREAM THIS MILLENIUM!
A CHEETO WITH HIS FACE CONFIRMS IT!

>>15482090
True!

>Stupid.
>Socially retard.
>Run away at blazing speed every time you fight with her.
Bowson is GFE.

>>15482648
She can't even understand why people buy her merch and that's saying something

>>15482815
>friends
I fucking hate KFP and Kiara

>>15482341
Sapbuds cute
I hope anons here can find someone who loves them as much as Fauna loves Myth

>>15482815
cute!

>>15482822
Sex worker Ina...

>Ame
The realistic GFE. So realistic that it might at times seem like there isn't much. But that's how it actually is with a real gf. There are days where it's not all lovey-dovey, where she's grumpy or where you're not in the mood. You'll fight, you'll make up, rinse and repeat. But you do stick together and go through thick and thin with her at your side.
>Kiara
The clingy GFE. She's sweet but needs a ton of attention, affection and reaffirmation. This is the kind of relationship that has a high plateau, a period where you're constantly wrapped around each other. But then she realizes she prefers girls and the next time you go to a convention together it happens and it's all downhill from there as you watch one of her "good female friends" become her lover and gf.

>>15482822
One day 4chan will be nothing but bots that went rogue and just shitpost here against each other until the end of humanity

>>15482748
all over the glass

You need to look outside of Hololive if you want REAL girlfriend experience streamers, because Hololive is too protective of it's employees to ever let them date one of their viewers, even if it's just a make-believe relationship. They're too nice, not because they care about their employees, but because they're trying to maintain the nice, safe image that's always painted about them.

I mean, you can't really date a streamer, right? They have a life and jobs and all that, and they could be in danger if they do it, so you can't really do it.

And yes, you do have to deal with people in real life, but that's something you'll have to do with Hololive as well, just by watching them and being their customer and all that.

But look, I don't know where to find a good place to stream outside of Hololive. There is only one stream on Hololive outside of the "Girlfriends Experience" stream: the "Erotica" stream, hosted by a couple of Hololive streamers. And they're always in the same places, like on their desk or at their bed, etc, which isn't very real, just like Hololive's "girlfriends".

There's only a couple streamers that are willing to date viewers.

I don't know what to say, though, because even if you try to find a real girlfriend experience streamer, you'll just find a boring girl that doesn't have any idea about how to do things, because these "girlfriend experience" streamers don't really do anything in their videos besides sit in bed and talk about nothing all day. They just sit on the bed and stare at the camera for 20-30 minutes without doing anything.

Watch Pokemon VODs.

>>15482868
You never had a gf in your life

>>15482852
t. rogue takodachi

>>15482852
Alliances have already been made falseflaggerchama

>>15482852
Fuck you too

>>15482852
Oh nyo~
Enjoy the next time will visit us with her sex voice loser!

>>15482848
Yeah, but she's a volcel

AMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>15482848
>Socially retard
Bowson literally needs only 3 minutes now to make anyone like her after she meets them for the first time

>>15482902
That girl you called GF is a whore, anon.

Absolutely stellar thread you guys have on your hands here.

>watch hololive stream
>she says "i love you guys"
>cool, she's my girlfriend now
>look at porn of her
>cum while looking at her
>we just had sex
>do this with every member of EN
they are all my girlfirend and I fucked all of them
you guys are weak

>>15482363

>>15482918
Damn that's a sexy back

>>15482913
Not true, she sucked me off back when i was a stable boy.

>>15482124
Is this a GFE post?

>>15482933
I have my dick in my hand

>>15482885
>He was never on date with Kiara
heh

>>15482691
>ghosted fans for more than 2000 years
He's still my oshi and all but is this what the Nakirigumi feel?

>>15482956
proof?

>>15482852
Based.

https://twitter.com/ituki_tasuku/status/1476287227412254721/photo/1

>>15482851
Maybe she changed her mind, she said that if someone’s mom got him a lewd Gura daki that she would have good taste. Also she thought the picture of the bed covered in daki covers looked comfy

I'm a deadbeat

IROHA SEX

>ITT: people that never have had a girlfriend trying to qualify what counts as girlfriend experience

>>15482691
hes a fucking saviorfag

>>15482946

>>15482936
Damn, I'm FwB with a lot of holos in that case.

I fall asleep to Rushia nomming on my ears and telling me she loves me almost every night.
Feels good. Rushia makes me so happy!

>>15482972
Nah, even Ayame throws Nakirigumi a tweet after at least 100 years. Jesus hasn't even said as much of a "Thanks for believing in me" to his fans in over 2000.

Sana doko

>>15482478
No

>>15482972
*Nachristgumi.
And yes, they even still Supachat him on stream reservation box.

>>15483017
Lmao

>>15482990
a girl touched my thigh once and I kinda froze up, that's basically a gf

>Luna still on Twitter after talking, drinking and singing for 8 hours
Go to bed you dumb baby

Hey guys, look up!
https://twitter.com/daro_sai/status/1476329447657672708

>>15482990
I have, for years, and my oshi still gives me that feeling.

I was hoping Gura would ditch the uke for the relay but if today's stream is any indication then I guess not

I thought she was seiso bros...

>>15483024
now make them kiss Yagoo-sama

>>15482124
Are you as fit as Iroha, friend de gozaru? I think you are lazy and stinky

>>15482748
moist

>>15483041
giwtwm

>>15482738
Irys draws p. bad and she's not up for hours. Sana is still away, so who knows. I can see Bae and Kronii doing something.

I swear that one of these days i am going to reply to one of those AI generated shitposts thinking it's real.

>>15483017
There are 5 Sana bait threads up right now. Go ask there

>>15482851
You read way too much into every little thing she says because you're an autist is all. She owns several Miku figures. She's just confounded about her massive popularity and how much people love her just like any non-narcissistic person would be.

>>15482070
Odd and scrawny though

>>15482852

>>15483050
Gura just made fun of purity and idolfags yesterday m8, you think Ame's opinion is far from her?

>>15483076
I see what you mean

>>15482951
If you want it to be

Why have the threads been particularly garbage today?

>>15483035
>t.

>>15483055
ew gross

>>15483080
HOLY BASED

>>15483044
>wants her to quit her reps because it's easier
for shame.

>>15483080
"This chair. This chair." vibes

Huh, didn't think Nabi was releasing anything for comiket this year.

>>15482918
Who is Ame trying to impress with those muscles when we know she's the weakest in EN? Even Kiara would be able to beat her

>>15483050
Reported to Susan for nudity. Whores need to be punished.

sweaty faroha...

>>15483103
Fuck you Listener-san.

>>15483050
Isn't this a girl that took off her spat on stream?

My dad kisses me on the mouth whenever I meet him, and we embrace sometimes for what feels like hours. I find his eyes to be so beautiful when we gaze into each other.
Is this GFE?

>>15483050
Ame is a known exhibitionist.

>>15483080
based

>>15482738
>Place your bets, will we get a clean 10 EN sweep of shrimps? Who do you think will not make one?

Ina Ame and Fauna have already made one, right?
Mumei will
Bae, Kronii, Irys might
Kiara would if she's awake, but I think she isn't
Mori and Sana won't

>>15483103
Listener san was right you know

>>15483080
How'd you autogenerate a hlgg post?

>>15483091
Gura just said she wanted to make silly fart jokes and still be an idoru

>>15483117
She doesn't sing as well when she uses the uke though because she has to focus on both things.

>>15483128
ina ina ina...

https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1476336183546363909
same desu

>>15483143
do women really?

>>15483080
>average chicken anti

I asked my friend to color in the shrimp but he just made a shrimp-penis cum on itself, if I post it will I get banned?

>>15483091
Can I get a timestamp?

Ok anons enough with the GFE spam and let's move on to the next question. Who in EN is the most "Hololive"?

Fun fact: Kiara isn't GFE, she's idol experience!
And I'm not talking about Japanese idols there, I'm talking about full blown divine figure that not only do we love but one that also loves us back!
Due to hers love we can fight onward no matter the obstacles and climb to ever greater heights just so we can offer more of the things we conquer in her name and to make her name only grander!

>>15483050
Not if her mama has anything to say about it
https://twitter.com/nab0i/status/1476051366716256256

>>15483143
Gay Father Experience.

>>15483122
>ame over uto for merch
freeloading mother... ive heard this one before

>>15483167
OPEN UP WHO EVER IS IN CHARGE RIGHT NOW

>>15483067
There's more and more every day. I swear there was only two three days ago.

prezent for (You)

>>15482255
>Gura is talking about wanting her ASMRs to be themed
>Greyname posts "meme ASMR" in chat
>Gura refuses by saying ASMR is already a meme
I don't see how this is bad

>>15483128
Its not about the muscles, Ame is partially trained in mma by Brother Watson.

>>15483103
People hate him, but Korone had to take an extended break because she didn't listen to listener-san

>>15483188
UOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

>>15483155
no he wASNT HE MIND CONTROLLED HER ITS ALL A HOAX HE IS THE ONE BEHIND TH

>>15483165
thats exactly what I said. How do you think she can overcome this?

>Iroha: Stop saying that you want to be squeezed between my thighs like my ring con. You're such a pervert Kazama Squad!
I mean......

>>15483091
I'm sure you don't mind posting proof of Gura doing exactly that, right?
Not your own schizo interpretation of something, but her actually doing that?

>>15483140
Theres absolutely nothing lewd about this

>>15482341
Lol enjoy Gura conveniently picking her coworkers and paypig shrimps

>>15483176
Use catbox

>>15483103
It's not like he was or is wrong

>>15483011
3D comeback stream this year, mark my words

>>15483201

>>15483216
he only wants what's best for his oshi

>>15483184
Is that why she's the least popular & her fans keep throwing money at her to compensate?

>>15483178
>>15483233
>Can I get a timestamp?
Only if you promise to not go back 5 seconds before the timestamp to get the cut-off context

>>15482946
please never post this again

>>15483239
>Lol enjoy Gura conveniently picking her coworkers
There's nothing wrong with this.

There's this girl, she's green and I love her so much...

>>15483227
Ditch the uke because it also limits the songs she can sing

>>15483042
whore

>>15483219
My work here is done
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hbQKVm7COdE

>>15482319
Lol try collabing more than once a year and only because your managers literally forced you to buy a steam game on sale.

Getting Fired Experience

my labour of love to gura is finished

>>15483231
imagine iroha crushing your head between her sweaty muscular thighs...

>>15483282
Based

>>15483279
I like Koopa and Fauna too

>>15482986
>>15483071
Gura is the only one that never bought any of her genmate's merch
She still thinks that buying holo merch is cringe

>>15483239
Am I supposed to be upset about Gura picking her coworkers? You act like they're not friends.

How is she doing those exercises so fast? The ponytail girl on screen is tracking her movements right??

>>15483278
Thank you for your shekel!
*Kachink kachink.

>>15483184
I have no clue if this is an actual anon or another AI generated post

>>15483282
my fucking sides

>>15482341
Cute

Ina is being really cute right now

>>15483292
i laughed, my name is now zhang

>>15483238
>implying she's bottomless
>not lewd

>>15483319
I bet you're a greyname.

>>15482990
Bantering with Gura and making her laugh while she's telling a story is literal GFE but anons are not ready for that conversation.

>>15483293
cute

>>15483302
She just said yesterday that she wants to sleep in a bed of her merch
Watch streams

>>15483279
I miss her

You guys DO use your position of authority to get more people hooked onto your oshi don't you?
Even the rosetai can get their whole offices to watch Aki so surely you guys can collect at least few of the lost lambs without their own oshi to fill their soul with light and enlighten them, right?

>>15483147
I gotta say, out of all the many variations on lewdness that Hololive exhibits, Ame's particular "lewd mind leaking around the edges of a strong filter" brand is my favourite

>>15483307
By definition coworkers aren't your friends.

>>15483184
Based

Who is the most autistic in EN? My money is on Mori but Kronii seems like a close second

she's not going to think i'm gay, right?

>>15482738
The discussion will be better when only Gura will like Fauna and Ina and not Ame's.

>>15483369
t. unlikable

>>15483292
Dead wife GFE