/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>Group of clippers make a podcast
>Heavy SEA accent
>Vadur lives in a village
Comedy just writes itself sometimes.

LAZULIGHT LOVE!

fantasize about Lucy
https://twitter.com/luca_kaneshiro/status/1475439063440056321

Nina Love!

Rosemi is never gonna quit her job. Whenever she says she's gonna do it she's falling deeper into the psychological pitfall of feeling like she has done something towards that goal when in reality she has done nothing. Telling her chat that she's gonna quit and everyone supporting her gives her brain a positive feedback loop that will stop her from actually going through with it.

And Hari!

>pomu's child-size pussy

I LOVE POMU!!!!!!!!!

WARABEDA LOVE

>>15356702
ÅÅÅÅHHHHH

>>15356701
Who?

>>15355782
eyyyyyyyy I'm sick of it eyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

>>15356701
COLLAB WITH HARI, ELIRA

Ike love! He finally got monetized!

>>15356748
That's fast.

MINT LOVE!!!
I love this sweet ghosty maid!

Reporting Mika's stream for self-harm

SELEN LOVE!!!
I love this toxic winning dragon with a heart of gold

>>15356785
>announcing your reports
Don't let Susan see this

Rosemi!

>>15356628
I want to tickle their feet until they pee their pants!
LAZULIGHT LOVE!!!

I love Pomu! I want to hug this sweet fairy and whisper love words in her cute ears!

Licking Pomu's pussy and armpits

>>15356701
Holy shit it's been years since I've heard about her, does she still stream in english?

Want to know why Luca is a virgin? Because I collared him and I'm making him stay a pure virgin forever!!!!

>>15356700
Rosemi's parents are going to have to quit for her, just like the last job she left.

>>15356911
???

>>15356891
Virgins are not allowed in Nijisanji, it's one of the requirements for application

Rimjobs for Pomu!

please... it's midnight here stop posting lewd thoughts about Pomu...

Maximizer MAXIMIZER

I'm a useless fat bastard. Which NijiENmale can I win in a 1vs1 hand combat?

I LOVE POMU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>15356932
Finana...

Ritualposts should be a bannable offense.

>>15356928
Rosemi's past life was in a shit company, so her parents made her leave and join Nijisanji

>>15356644
What?

I love Rosemi

>>15356988
rosemi's parents don't know she's a vtuber

>>15357011
you tweeted that yesterday

>>15356932
Gotta have sex to get a job. What a world we are living in.

>>15356964
Mysta. All you have to do is sit on him to break him in half.

>>15357013
not true

>>15356932

>>15357056
rosebro is that you..?

It's time to fill the jar! Pomu needs your help!

>>15356963
mAXimizER MAXiMizER

How do they get more twitter followers than youtube subs? Isn’t their twitter just catered towards fans?

>>15356700
There is no reason for anyone to quit their job, EN doesn't have anyone that stream for 24+ hours nonstop or do daily streams no matter the occasion. Pomu quit her job because she is a menhera pushover.

Look at this beautiful Mister

>>15357100
ogey

>>15357100
pomu quit her job because she's lazy, same reason she dropped out of college.

>>15357079
>pomu nibbling the tip o your dick when you stick it inside the pomu jar
>dribbling cum all over pomu until she's swimming in cum

>>15357085
>>15356963
Stream Marshall Maximizer
https://youtu.be/mk5FolFQLdI

>>15357100
They all stream 5-7 days a week

>>15356991
Nijisanji clippers confirmed to be living in third world countries
One anon once said some clippers make enough to support a whole village, one fo the clippers literally lives in a village

>>15357100
Pomu just wanted to have the neet experience for a few months. Nothing wrong with that.

>>15357100
>>15357150
samefag

>>15357092
Twitter is the most popular social media in Japan.

>>15357183
>>15357140
samefag

Hana Sex!

>>15357183
You got me

>>15357171
Same. Except for me, that few months turned into few years.

>>15357159
Mostly for an hour or three at best.

>>15357092
That's how Nijisanji works, there's a list floating around of a bunch of livers who have more Twitter followers than subs.

>>15357198
Once twitter implements donations it’s over. Everyone will just be a vtweeter

>>15357183
>>15357202
samefag

>>15356702
>2D onahole
>3D lolibaba
She checks so many of my boxes!

>>15357157
i'm already streaming sparks sorry...

>>15357202
Wrong bitch

all me

>>15357155
>pomu slowly being frozen in place as the cum dries
>place cum figurine pomu on shelf next to cum figurine petra

Remember when Reimu announced her cover?

>>15357132
I would like Mysta a lot more if he didn't play the uwu I'm so poooor~ card all the time. Too much whining and complaining. But, it's working for him, so good for him. Boy needs to learn to take breaks from social media though, he's going to drive himself insane being attached to his job 24/7.

t. not his target audience, clearly

>>15357331
>next to cum figurine petra
Why are you like this?

>>15357330
I don't remember posting this...

>>15353092
I'd Face Off elira
Missionary Petra

It's Monday and Pomu, Rosemi, Petra, Enna, and Mysta have not uploaded their schedules.
Manager-san, you know what to do.

Since the last thread was 1/4 ID anyways, here's the question:
How do WE feel about the pantherhag?

>>15357361
what do you mean? who wouldn't want this cutie on their shelf.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7c2Iifxtjc

eeeeeeyyyyyy I want to be choked out by shus strong arms eeeeiiie

>>15357441
Tickle them until they pee (clothed)

this is still the best design nijisanji has ever come up with.

Funny how we have 2 cunnies but anons are UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHing about the OL hag instead.

>>15357469
Bless Nonki for giving it to us.

Play Apex

>>15357492
>2 cunnies
Enna and Millie are hags.

>>15357079
>finding a starving pomu in your house trying to get food
>close all the doors and windows so she can't escape
>wait for her to sleep before catching her in a jar
>masturbate to her sexy fairy body curled up in the jar
>squirt cum all over her wings, she can no longer fly away
>she angrily pounds the jar as you stare at her stroking your dick
>squirt more cum inside, all over her tiny face
>keep the cum moist so it doesn't dry out
>over the next few days she survives entirely on cum as you keep squirting more cum in the jar multiple times per day
>she's buried up to her waist in cum
>then her chest
>then her neck
>will you squirt the final load?
>you wouldn't be that cruel right?
>do it anyway because lol
>she can no longer breathe
>sit there satisfied watching her struggle for air in the cum
>when she passes out, pull her out of the jar and wake her up
>tell her that she can either choose the jar, or choose to be your slave
>she nods
>tie a string around her neck and keep her on a leash
>she now flies nearby and does lewd poses whenever you comman
>nibbles softly on the tip of your penis
>does striptease for cum meals
>your very own pomu pet

>>15357469
Enlarge the pic and press my face against the screen.

>>15357447
I like her, she's chill and has great hag energy, but I don't often get to watch her; en takes priority. She also doesn't really interact at all with EN, so its usually not relevant to bring her up here.

https://twitter.com/CovfefeChan/status/1475493885061345288?t=COuiooNor3uZnakk53b7Fg&s=19
Jezas pomu, the thirst...

>>15357492
The OL hag is a lolibaba herself

>>15357553
No, honey. Now teach me the 4chans.

>>15357492
>Funny
And also cute. Very very cute.

>>15357548
>Papa Nonki is a loli chad that keeps making doujins for his loli im@s waifu and illustrations for a trashy dom loli LN
>Can still make sex tier grown woman designs
That guy is a god.

>>15357447
Cute but sadly an unabashed hag.

FISH LOVE!!!
I love this sweet pure mermaid!

>>15357570
Based Mysta for enabling this.

Mysta needs meds immediately for my personal convenience

>>15357447
I like her I wish she would pee in my mouth

>>15357079

>>15357492
Pomu turned me into a hagchad

>>15357611
>unabashed hag
Hag love

>>15357628
honestly I dont blame him, assuming he actually has adhd I can understand why he would probably prefer to just stream whenever he feels like it

>>15357628
It works for JP, might as well stream without a schedule.

GOD PLEASE GIVE ME A MILLIE PARFAIT GF. A SMALL AND CUTE GIRL I'LL PROMISE I'LL TAKE CARE OF HER PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE I DON'T WANNA DIE SINGLE IMMA INTRODUCE HER TO MY PARENTS ASAP PLEASE GOD GIVE ME A SMOL GF LIKE MILLIE PARFAIT AHHHHHHHHHH. I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE...SHE'S SO CUTE I NEED A CUTE GF PLEASE GOD JUST THIS ONCE I WON'T ASK FOR ANYMORE JUST THIS ONCE PLEASE PROVIDE ILL WORSHIP YOU EVERYDAY AND DO GOOD EVERYDAY JUST PLEASE GIVE ME MILLIE PARFAIT GF I WANNA HUG AND GIVE HER HEADPATS SO BAD SHE'S SO CUTE GOOD WHYYY AAAAAA HNNNNNNNNNGG PLEASE IMMA DIE IF I DON'T HAVE A MILLIE PARFAIT GF IN MY LIFE.

>>15357335
>Reimu announces a cover and does nothing 2 months after
>Pomu hasn't done anything in nearly 8 months.
>Elira admitted to take around 5 months to do her part on Seffyna's Cruel Angel Thesis cover.

On the other hand
>Pingu just drops covers whenever she feels like.
>Enna drops mini songs like every two weeks
>Millie heard Akina sing and near-immediately dropped a cover just for the lulz.

The rest of the gang don't particularly consider themselves singers (that said, I'm pretty sure Pomu doesn't call herself a singer either)

What's the appeal of hags? They're boring, jaded, lack energy, and are usually laser focused on having kids.

>>15357722
>IMMA INTRODUCE HER TO MY PARENTS ASAP
This line always gets me because I have no parents to introduce my Millie gf to.

Pomu, you are so damn beautiful, intelligent, diligent, cute, dorky, and lovable. There is not a day that goes by where I don't think about you, your streams, Tweets, or even appearances on other people's streams. I wake up in the morning in my bed with an empty spot waiting for. I want to see your beautiful self laying there by my side every morning. I want to be the one who motivates you get up in the morning as you do for me now. The memories of being stressed out in that crappy office will hopefully be a memory long forgotten in our future together. I want to grow and with you and learn everything you have to offer. I want to take trips around the world to all the countries your precious heart desires to see. I want to be the one you can look to in times of need, and I want you to be the one I can always lean on. I spend many sleepless nights thinking about our future together and how it will probably never happen, but that doesn't stop me from thinking about you in that brief moment between consciousness and sleep. I hope one day to touch your beautiful skin and kiss you on the lips as I look into your eyes and you say I'm Pomu

uh, brap?

>>15357722
Imagine for a second that (You) are Millie's husband. You just got back from a long day of work. It's 6PM and the kids are back from school already and they're on the couch and playing some fighting game. They both greet you and then carry one with their intense showdown. Your daughter looks like she's about to cry because she got beat by her older brother, so you play against her instead for a few rounds and let her beat you to make her feel better.

Millie, shouts to the lounge to set up the plates so you go get the kids and help her in the kitchen. You go into the kitchen and she greets you. She stops whatever she's doing and comes to you to give you a hug and kiss. After that you notice that she's made calderetta with rice so you help her with getting the pot and the rice.

She smells you again, pinches her nose a and makes a gesture with her hands about your body odour. Millie says you smell after your long laborious day at work and you should take a bath, you then lean onto her small neck and leave a kiss there. You then whisper, "I will, if you join me."

She tries to push you away, embarrassed by the development saying "A-Anon, not in front of the kids..." But she doesn't say no to you...

>>15357447
I wish I had more time to watch her, I love HAGS and she stands above almost everyone in Niji.

>>15357730
Pomu is working on covers and original song for when she comes back as Mint.

I want to eat this bitch's tuna smelling snatch and finger her shit stained ass hole. I want to have raw unfiltered stanky horny sex with Finana. I want to use her mouth as a garbage disposal for my semen. I want Finana to eat a bag of Doritos and rub my cock with her cheese powdered hands. I want to shove my cock in her nasty Doritos smelling mouth and brush my dick up against the insides as it has been several days since she has brushed her teeth. I want Finana to rub her hands and fingers along her greasy face and put them in my mouth while she's rimming my sweaty hairy asshole. I want to pound her disgusting pussy so hard her pelvis goes numb and she becomes a star fish. I want to choke her fat neck so hard she starts to see stars and turns blue like the ocean and acts like a fish out of water. I want to cum in Finana's asshole to the point where my semen and her feces mix into a disgusting bile that drips over her bed-sheets that she hasn't washed in a year. After we're done with sex I'm going to slap the shit out of her and call her a worthless bitch. Then I will proceed to fuck her again until her pussy juice is a nasty white dry layer over her greasy skin and she has so much semen coming out of her orifices that she starts crying from how pathetic of a human fish she is because she just got fucked dumb by a loser like me. Stupid Finana.

I hope Pomu enjoys reading all these posts about her when she wakes up.

petra on twitter is pretty funny
https://twitter.com/Petra_Gurin/status/1475495607569874945

>>15357553
You are my oshi and I love you a ton bish, but no. I hate APEX.

>>15357469
>gets a new sex outfit
>graduates a week later

>>15357100
>There is no reason for anyone to quit their job
Nigga...unless they live the high life they're literally making enough to sustain themselves. A lot are in Canada, which, not even the expensive parts, which are more than affordable. Even the burgerbound ones live outside of New York and California. I mean, even when I dedicated to streaming/youtubing I made $5-8k a month outside of donations and shit, which is EXTREMELY low compared to bigger people, yet it covered my rent and utilities for multiple months in 1 pay check. Now imagine having revenue, salary (they are contracted), donations and merch.

>>15357628
I find it amusing that many EN watchers seem to really need a weekly schedule, maybe I'm just too used to the usual JP way of just make a tweet then stream later.

>>15357628
He IS on meds he said so in his Minecraft stream.....unmedicated Mysta streams, I need them now

>>15357664
Luca has bad ADHD and he doesn't act like a fucking schizo retard and blame everything on it.

Mysta is literally just a lazy ass dumb fuck.

>>15357850
Shame she's not funny on streams

>>15357734
Just like me.
On a more serious note, Pomu at least is enthusiastic about her weeb interests. I find it charming.

>>15357777

I'm tired of imagining. If I'm still single by the time I reach 40, I'm most likely to kms by that point.

>>15357868
imagine my suffering

>>15357734
Sometimes ojisan does likes obasan.
Or your oshi turns out to be a hag, and you embrace it.

>>15357885
Didn't he say the exact opposite? That he wasn't on meds and when he got diagnosed as a kid they just gave him a toy

Ike start (he's sleepy)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t4kJVop6MXQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t4kJVop6MXQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t4kJVop6MXQ

>>15357850
>purple girl love
Elira secretly loves Selen a lot...

>>15357289
>Everyone will just be a vtweeter
99% of EN vtubers are Vtweeters.

>>15357804
What are the odds that Finana has read this by now. Surely Reimu's seen it at least?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PAYCVxDHKno
Bros?!

>>15357761
You alright?

>>15357878
EN is much more spread out all over the world, and has a lower percentage of non-NEETs, so they need to schedule their time to watch their chuubas live.

>>15357945
gay

>>15357901
That's mean. :(

>>15357868
Don't remind me...

>>15357878
I would say a big difference is EN is a global audience with many different time zones being well represented while JP is mainly an audience all in one country so when people stream tends to line up with when is good for people to watch anyway.

MAXIMIZER
MAXIMIZER

>>15357901
they didn't call Petra the meme queen back in the day for nothing.

>>15357963
lower percentage of NEETs*

>>15357901
fuck you, Pomu you sexy hag

Oh FBK's Korean sister is in Mika's stream

>>15357956
Oh shiiiiii...

>>15357885
I hope he’s so stressed out and overworked due to becoming a liver that he forgets to take his meds and breaks down during a dono reading stream. I want him to realise how empty all this ‘love’ from chat is and weep and immediately apologise for doing so but not stopping. But like an idiot, he keeps the stream going until everyone gets weirded out and leaves, which only further fuels his realisation. Except for me, I’ll always be there to be his one and only. Always.

>>15357956
>Pomu doing actual ASMR before Elira
Famelira I can't wait anymore... why is our girl so lazy? I just wanted to have her in my ears...

>>15357956
>numbers
>numbers
>numbers
Nina is a bad influence.

>>15357718
I don't want him to feel forced to do a schedule if he doesn't want to, I feel it kind of railroads them into doing stuff even if they don't feel in the mood for it.
Pomu's pokemon stream comes to mind
>I don't want to actually play this so I'll make an excuse of meeting someone
Better not to put yourself in that situation in the first place honestly.

>>15357734
Sounds exactly like the kind of person I want to cuddle after a stressful day

>>15357885
>unmedicated Mysta streams, I need them now
I don't think you understand how ADHD meds work if you think it'll be more entertaining. It'll likely just be very depressing and he won't get off his floor to stream, ADHD cam cause severe depression in individuals and based on how this faggot acts he would likely not get off his floor.

Why is a swede sleeping in afternoon?

>Ha Yun
>Hada
>Siu
Mika has some dirt on their clique, I'm sure of it

>>15357850
Petra needs time to process her material. You can see her tiny brain churning out material in collabs but usually when she is ready to deliver the chaotic mass has moved on to a different topic.

You can scorekeep on this. The probability of Petra saying something funny about a topic is exponentially proportional to the amount of time they spend talking about it.

>>15358025
Probably doesn't apply to Pomu, because she is a mental wreck already, but I do think that making a schedule kinda ruins the fun of streaming, as if it's a real job.

>>15358015

>>15357734
Hag sex

>>15357787
Oh I know that, I also know the artist for her OG song bailed so that's a huge setback that was out of her control plus wagie struggles that only ended very recently.

Just going a bit hard-numberfag to state that for one reason or another some of our girls (and I guess boys, we'll see in the future) aren't as productive as others. But I guess it's kind of a dumb point to make when we are only talking about 1 or 2 covers so there isn't that much of a gap.

Hags are so fucking good bros

>>15357734
Everything you listed are good things

>>15358081
They change it, cancel, and reschedule all the time. I'd agree if they always streamed within the same time window each day, but it's so variable that a basic plan is good.

I want to smell some sweaty hag ass and pussy through pantyhose/sweat pants

>>15357734

>>15358081
>as if it's a real job.
Because it is. Elira and Pomu called it that. They talked about how they have to take numberfagging into consideration when doing content from time to time because it's their job.

>>15358081
I was giving an example where it felt like the schedule fucked one over that's all, Selen often ends up finishing the schedule late too.
Schedule feels a bit too forced for some of them.

>>15358104
And love!

>>15358019
I would assume it's because Elira has never "suffered" droughts yet. It's no secret pomu saviorbaits, she said as plain as day she'll never do actual ASMR in her "joke" membership one for numerous reasons...yet here we are.
>>15358051
Or...they just like each other. I know, I know, after dealing with EN vtubers it's hard to believe not everyone is a shady bitch.

>>15358021
Lmao, Pomu was the numberfag before Nina was

>>15358025
On the other hand you have Reimu who (according to the girls) has like 3 weeks of schedules planned ahead.

It's 2022 and people still think being a broadcaster isn't a "real job".

Is that what you want to tell your oshi, you faggot? That what they are doing isn't a job and isn't real?

>>15358159
>>15358104
Rin is a JK tho

>>15358199
>she said as plain as day she'll never do actual ASMR in her "joke" membership one for numerous reasons...yet here we are.
Her doing this was a punishment decided on by chat during some SC reading stream, as I recall.

Does Mika get along with KR and EN for than her own branch?

>>15358199
She's doing a serious ASMR stream because she lost a bet during her last SC reading stream retard. Just like the VR horror stream she had to do.

>>15358235
Right, my mistake.

>>15358199
>It's no secret pomu saviorbaits
Her surgery was 5 months ago, anon. You have to let this go.

>>15358160
>streaming
>job
No.

>>15358235
Yes.

>>15357553
Game is too hard.

>>15357952
98%

>>15358225
Petra said literally that though

>>15358242
Wanna buy this bridge I have?

>>15358225
It's not though. You can sugar coat it all you want, but coming up with ways to clown yourself live isn't half the effort every other tradional career job makes you do.

[Good news] Cute dum ghost progressed for the first time in 4 hours!

>>15358296
I don't buy bridges. I burn them.

>>15358264
If corporate content creation doesn't count as a job neither does sitting around browsing the internet in an office all day

>>15358225
You're implying your 2d animu waifu is real?

>>15358292
No wonder noone in the branch likes her, she's an utter bitch. Now I understand why she got kicked out of Overidea.

>>15358263
when is the next one?

>>15357464
Good taste

>>15358335
How are we supposed to know???

>>15358263
Don't worry anon, her next surgery is coming soon so it'll be relevant again.

>>15358331
One thing I respect about Petra js that she will say what's on her mind. You can't hate her for being honest, it's the sly whores like nina you should watch out for.

>>15358305
Being a clown is a job.

>>15358225
I think it's because streaming and shit takes far less work comparatively than most other lines of work especially once you've established your setup. Everything is a job, but let's be honest, what takes more effort, talking and playing a game or going out and actually supplying the internet to an entire country and maintaining it so said fuckers can talk and play games for you? Only idiots believe it's not a job, they just probably mean it's more laid back than MANY careers.

DO NOT

>>15358157
> I'd agree if they always streamed within the same time window each day
Mysta's streams have all started at the exact same time except collabs. Autisticly so, not even an hour deviance like the others. The only streams that didn't were collabs.

>>15358360
>Source: Dude trust me

Pomu Rainpuff
https://files.catbox.moe/ibypwy.jpg

>>15358305
I feel like this is bait. You realize they aren't just pressing live, doing what they are doing for a few hours, then logging off and going to sleep right? Learning graphic design, scheduling, learning broadcasting software (radio host is a real job, acting is a real job), recording, social media, content off of stream, etc.

I'm sorry friend, but your oshi/chuuba isn't here JUST because they want to be. It's because it's a job, that pays money.

>>15358320
The person behind them is. Sorry.

>>15358389
Why are you like this?

>>15358384
what if he is her doctor?

>>15358305

>>15358389
>leaking members content.

>>15358408
what if he's not

Can we name this samefag something in the vein of Juan? It's so blatantly obvious

>>15358438
Already has a name: Carol

>>15358225
Streaming is a real job. It is however not a hard one at all. It's for sure one of the easiest jobs out there along with the different flavors of "nepotism hire that doesn't actually do any work"

>>15358438
>we
You fucked up (We) poster.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cuF-LHSuHks

>>15358331
Petra is too based for this world.

>>15358393
>I feel like this is bait. You realize they aren't just pressing live, doing what they are doing for a few hours, then logging off and going to sleep right?
NTA but..this is what they do if you simplify it.
>Learning graphic design
They use fanart, commissioned layouts and commission a lot of other assets or pull free ones from the twitter sphere.
>learning broadcasting software
This isn't really a point..since it's like saying you learning how to post here is a job skill.
>content off of stream, etc.
A lot of this is on the managerial end outside of planning to personally meet co-workers. So while I get what you're trying to say, it's definitely more of a hobby that CAN be considered work.

>>15358225
It's like that for a lot of things where a lot of work is done in the background. Don't feel discouraged by these posts and keep doing your reps.

>>15358462
:)

Ike got horny over Shu's JP voice tweet. Ikesisters?

>>15358455
This reminds me that for some reason japs are obsessed with the Demon's Core.

>>15358367
It's not as physically demanding as a lot of jobs, sure. But so isn't being a cyber security engineer, or programming, or a game developer but it's still very mentally exhausting. Can you imagine having thousands of people watching your every move, digging up info, trying to dox you, put pressure on you to perform? You come into stream one day not as energetic, maybe something happened, and you just want to chill out.

>POMU WHY DO YOU SOUND SO SAAAD?
>IS EVERYTHING OK POMU?
>WAAAH MY PRECIOUS POMU!!!!!!!!!

I agree, it's not as necessary or physically demanding as other jobs, but clearly it's becoming a real career choice nowadays as society evolves. Just like being a social media marketer, there is research and a bunch of other shit you don't see that goes into it.

>>15358405
why are ghostlings like this?

>>15358513
That's reimu in a burner account

Do I believe Petra when she says streaming is easy or Anonymous from 4chan?

>>15358393
>The person behind them is.
That's not your oshi though, it's an entertainer behind your oshi. Just doing the current gig.

>>15358507
bro, are you comparing being a vtuber to being a programmer?
You have no fucking clue, you fucking McDonald's wagie.

>>15358547
Anon is older than Petra so Anon is right.

Enter Mysta (in Ike's chat)

>>15358570
Why are you so intent on shitting on people. Stop being mean and take a look at yourself.

>>15358507
>Just like being a social media marketer, there is research and a bunch of other shit you don't see that goes into it.
corporate vtubers aren't a 1 man team retard.

Does Mysta even need a schedule? He streams at SEA hours ONLY.

Can Nina stop clipbaiting for like 1 second
I'm this close to unsubbing from her.
Maybe I should stop watching her collabs.

>>15358507
Please kill yourself.

>>15358547
She knows her shit - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtDXXmwHrek

>>15358225
Best to start here, shit takes only below.

>>15358586
wtf how old is petra

>>15358547
streaming is technically easy
being consistently entertaining and gaining a sizeable audience is not

>>15358610
You mean EU hours, you guys really forget any other places exist?

>>15358618
Is it bad that I love listening to this.

>>15358317
Playing video games is not a job, fuck off.

Suck pipe, please

>>15358507
It can be demanding, especially on the corporate level. I wouldn't compare it to game development though lol, I know full too well it's way more demanding than vtubing ever will be, especially something that has to pass through numerous hands that can fuck something up and everything falls on you to fix it.

>>15358305
Effort doesn't dictate how real a job is. How "traditional" a job is doesn't dictate how real it is.

>>15358507
>>15358367
It's much the same as being a radio host. Much of the prep work has already been done for you by your staff/friends, but it's up to you to actually get on air and present whatever it is you're doing for the day, almost every single day.
If a radio host is having a bad day, they try their best to power through it and continue to deliver their content, very much like vtubers. And just like vtubers, there are many radio hosts out there that have armies of people listening to their every word, trying to catch a slip up to get them in trouble. They also have their fair share of doxxers and harassers.
All of this, and being a radio broadcaster has been a respected profession for nearly a century. Vtubing, especially zatsudan pros, is a natural evolution of this.

Ike is talking about accents and doing Swedish accents while shitting on it

>>15358317
All this girls already post on Twitter and play video games. Just now they have s vtuber avatar

Pomu's sexy, glove covered hands stroking my cock...

>>15358547
Streaming is easy, having the ADHD to keep talking for hours straight is not.

Mika got 50k today, which is more that both of her "wavemates" have combined. I guess being perpetually depressed and torturing your colleagues pays off.

>>15358638
Nah, Petra is quite a delight to listen to. Especially after an intense working day.

>>15358570
Being a programmer feels easier than being a vtuber tbqh. All I do is write a handful of lines of code a week, listen in on some calls, and send off a few email a week. Much easier than entertaining children for multiple hours a day, 7 days a week.

>>15358636
>You mean EU hours
You mean Ike? An evening is a prime time on weekday. Only Vox and Ike stream at EU hours.

>>15358670
Are you a dragoon?

Well, I for one love my oshi very much.

>>15357150
>same reason she dropped out of college.
That's Finana. Pomu (well, Mint) talked a bit about her college years on stream. Pretty sure almost everyone in NijiEN graduated college except for Finana who was too lazy, Nina who dropped out of med school, and Millie because she's a poorfag. Petra is going to a university right now.

>>15358628
22

>>15358700
T.code monkey

Drunk Ike might be a possibility in the future...

>>15358636
EU may as well not exist desu

>>15358710
Ike streamed almost at midnight half of last week

>>15358732
Yeah, problem? It's my job, it pays the bills.

>>15358507
Yeah I'd gladly take that over the possibility of millions in damages and people dying if I ever misplace a decimal or number and don't catch it in time.

>>15358688
wtf

>>15358712
Are you of such a simple mind to only think in tribalist dichotomies?

>>15358638
>>15358698
Pentomos are such fucking subhumans.

>>15358700
>write a handful of lines of code a week
For me procrastinating like this is much more tiresome than being productive.

>>15358722
Reimu also dropped out of med school but she's a languages teacher.
Millie seemed to have been on dentistry in college.

>>15358734
And wants to do drunken Mario Party.

>>15358755
A simple yes would have sufficed.

>>15358770
mario party is such a slog, if mysta gets invited he will not survive it

>>15358770
>drunken Mario Party.
Fund it

>>15358760
Well, that's your opinion. Not going to try to change it, you're entitled to it. Have a great day nonetheless.

>>15358748
Based. No amount of money is worth losing your mind over.

>>15358648
>sits around all day doing nothing but sending a couple emails and editing a spreadsheet, maybe attending a meeting about how to make line go up for next quarter
>"Ah yes, this is true labor befitting of a healthy salary and demanding a large resume, unlike those people who only perform in front of large audiences for hours at a time while fostering a community of fans and navigating a volatile platform."

>>15358513
it's the whitefox(her biggest oil baron) copycats because Reimu enables them.

>3k just reading superchats
How are nijigirls coping?

>>15358408
No I'm not, but I could swear "beginning of the next year" was the date she gave. Maybe I have Alzheimer.

>>15358722
Mint stated she never fully finished, that can be implied as dropping out since people who don't finish college/university usually are "on break" til just before their credits get shoved into the garbage or dropped out entirely.
>>15358712
Nta but what does that have to do with literally anything stated in that reply?

Yo! What up Pentomo homies! How we doin' today?

Wow, caught another one!

>>15358722
I thought Millie only took a break from college for a year?

>>15358728
Now to locate her...

>>15358816
Anon streamers are literal clowns

>>15358841
stop acting cool and get back in the cage, pentomo

>>15358825
Nijigirls have earned more doing that same exact thing, they're fine

>>15358793
Thanks for answering my question. I take that as a concession.

>>15358570
I live with a cyber security engineer. I'm a social media marketer by career. We're friends with an building compliance architect.

We all agree and respect each other jobs since they all have different skills and a lot of things that go on in the background that the normal person wouldn't see. Like when a cyber attack happens it's suddenly WHY AREN'T THEY DOING THEIR JOBS lol. Stop being such a faggot because your job isn't as glorified.

>>15358608
Almost no job is. Doesn't mean there isn't a lot of work involved to have the whole thing running, especially by the talent.

>>15358752
If it's so easy, then do it. Take the job. Go on. Also that's such a strawman argument since it can be applied to almost anything, like a retail worker, but if you didn't have them restocking the shelves you'd go ape shit.

tl;dr just learn to respect people and the effort they put in. Undermining people's jobs/efforts isn't cool, especially if you obsess over them. It makes the chuubas depressed when you say stuff like this.

>>15358809
It is a slog which is why watching them play it and do shots will be very based
>>15358868
Don't bite numberfaggot general bait.

>>15358841
Everyone's taking new year vacations at my place, so the day is easy. Tomorrow's the last day before a week of holidays. Should be great.

>>15358858
Yes, and entertainment is a professional field for a reason.

man, i just hope luca is sleeping well and his stomach feels better.......

>>15358836
>Mint stated she never fully finished
I knew someone would bite kek. I just made that shit up, Mint never actually talked about it, she always kept real life talk to minimum, she only started talking about it weeks before her graduation. Pomu did talk about her college time in a members-only zatsudan.

I hope Pomu milks my balls real good with today's stream

>>15358912
S-shit clownCHADS I got too cocky...

IKE WILL GET HIS SOUNDPROOFING ISSUE SORTED OUT SOON AND HAVE A KARAOKE STREAM LET'S GO.

Can >we agree that my job is the most difficult-est respected one and any other occupation is a valueless social cog? Thanks.

>>15358816
>and navigating a volatile platform
lol if you actually believe this. Vtuber fanbases are extremely hugbox-y and whipped
You'd have to make an absolutely massive mistake to face any real repercussions that'd actually put your revenue at risk.

I don't know but hearing Luxiem boys addressing the girls senpai is kinda nice

>>15358920
>trouble sleeping more and more these days
>stomach keeps hurting even though it's been 2 days since the bad ham
Someone....dareka.....

>>15358912
>88k
Damn, clowns are making more than some engineers.

I think all jobs are easy

t.neet

>>15358954
Are you a prostitute?

>>15358912
Don't compare your bitch oshi to the amount of work and craftsmanship a clown learns. Petra eats noodles for cash.

>>15358925
> he doesn't know

>>15358966
Then what stops you from working?

>>15358766
Reimu finished her masters in French

>>15358912
>a fucking clown makes more money than me
Just kill me already...

Rosemi is funny like clown

>>15358953
then why aren't you one? or do you make an imaginary 250k$ per year to make it unworthy?

*AHEM* I'M GOING TO HAVE TO ASK ALL SEX-HAVERS AND JOB-HAVERS TO LEAVE!!!!

THIS THREAD IS FOR VIRGIN NEETS LIKE MYSELF ONLY!!!!

>>15358974
>>15358858

Very kind of Reimu to give us a behind the scenes look of wave 5 and 6 candidates.

>>15357765
>>15357804

>>15358889
>bro if winning the Powerball is so easy why don't you do it?
>hah checkmate winning the Powerball is actually the hardest job in the world!

>>15359008
Too bad, I actually have money and knowledge to satisfy my oshi you roach

>>15358978
>resorting to stock NPC posts
Good to see you are conceding.

>>15358973
Everyone is a prostitute, we all just have differing pricing.

>>15358760
Pentomos are wholesome

>>15359010
Do you think wave 5 is going to be female or male based on how Luxiem is doing?

>>15358953
This is true. Youtube chat is fucking hiveminded, the streamer always carriers the conversation, any opinion contrasting the vtubers is ignored or shunned upon, fucking simps.

>>15358912
>21k

>>15359008
US VIRGINS GOTTA STICK TOGETHER!

>>15359009
Clowns put in the hours. Petra just sits there.

If being a vtuber is so easy and no work at all what the fuck are ya'll doing in here typing up a storm about masturbating to the scent of their fragrant vaginas instead of getting thousands an hour for chowing down on some spicy noodles on camera?

Ike loves Caramelldansen...

>>15359042
Probably will be mixed going forward

>>15358920
i want him to take a nap on my lap while i rub his stummy softly and sing him to sleep in order to help him feel better its not fair sisters it’s just not fair

>>15359042
Yes, but robots

https://twitter.com/EnnaAlouette/status/1475505159119720457
Aloupeeps eating well this week!

>>15359042
I can see it being 3 girls and 1 guy, 2 girls and 2 guys or all female entirely with 4 girls.

>>15359073
>enka
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

>>15358974
Based clownchad. You speak the truth.

>>15359008
I will pay 20$ for you to fuck off from this thread.

>>15359073
>Enka karaoke
I'm fucking there

(ﾟ∀ﾟ)

>>15359073
>12 Minutes
Why

>>15359062
>>15359064

>ike thinks caramelldansen is a national treasure

>>15359073
>12 minutes
Why... this game sucks. Everyone and their mother streamed this already.

>>15359073
>enka
Finally

vtuber fucking shits getting BTFO'd by clownGODS

>>15359010

>shiki leaving prism
lol
lmao

>>15359064
I'm trying to get into NijiEN. I want to stream with my bros.

>>15359042
lolis and shota wave

>>15359008
Thank you anon. Finally someone spoke up for us neets.

>>15359073
>Enka karaoke
I fucking HOPE it's gonna be archived.

>NOOOO THERE'S NO EASY JOBS EVERYTHING REQUIRES SKILL
Communists should end themselves

>>15359010
Is Bao still insane?

>>15359115
caramelldansen is the only good thing to come out of sweden

>>15359073
Enna is spoiling us.

>>15359127
How about POLKA?

>>15359073
>that artstyle
does this artist do porn? it looks like a porn artstyle
I will go find out

>>15359010
I can't believe Axia-kun lost it.

>>15359073
>hitman
based

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JMrv0spiMYs
Petra removed the link to chika's socials on her cover.

>>15359064
I already have a carreer, plus some days I don't have the patience to fake being something I'm not for the camera.
It's like asking someone, why aren't you a doctor? Nigga I don't like blood or listening to sick people moan.

>>15359139
>shits on commies
>uses a Petra image who bowed down to the chink commies
roru
rumao

Me and luca are loling at all your guys funny psots rn keep it up

>>15359179
Go back, holobrony.

>>15359117
You called, honey?

>>15358912
Someone gotta tweet this to Pomu quick!

>>15359037
That means I am a cheap whore.

>>15359139
Be a hiring consultant then. You'll literally make millions.

>>15359192
No :)

>>15358999
Rosemi is the best clown NijiEN could have hoped for.

okay anon, would you be as happy if you work as Niji EN staff/manager rather than streamer?

>>15359071
>ywn brew him ginger tea and warm up a heating pad and let him lie down on the couch with his head on your lap rubbing his sore stummy and singing soft lullabys while your other hand threads through his sweaty flaxen hair and massage his scalp
I don't have much longer for this world

>>15359179
Lol goddammit you got me.

>>15359042
Next wave will include a shota, a trap and maybe one or two females

>>15359179

i'd lie to the commies too after what they did to hato and coco. not worth the trouble.

>>15359073
>Hitman
>Detroit (maybe the end)
>Enka
Nice!

>poorfag meltdown
My dear, what a mess. No wonder you guys are poor.

>>15359073
>Overcooked
We don't need this many Overcooked streams. Nobody does. I don't get it.

>>15359174
Is tracing really that big of a deal?

>>15359224
>a shota, a trap
WHY?!?! WHO WANTS THAT???

>>15359129
Don't give me hope...

>>15359107
>>15359117
Because she turns shit into gold, newfags

>>15359073
>Hitman
>Boennappetit
>Kino Millie collab
>DBH
>Enka
We're not worthy bros, she's too good to us.

>>15359245
ME

>>15359073
good schedule

>>15359175
So then it's not "easy" as you claim perhaps, if you need to find excuses not to follow through on it. Just a thought.

>>15359245
Literally everyone who's not a fucking faggot you fucking faggot

>>15359174
Chika abandoned her Twitter account and privated her other one, so it makes since.

>>15359211

it'd unironically be better than being a streamer, getting to hang out in discord with them while not having to stream yourself

>>15359245
hi I am who

>>15359234
There won't be riches without the poors.

>>15359245

>>15359117
>>15359107
Enna loves artsy movie games because she's an SJW-lite I thought you knew this already.