/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

SECRET ENDING

Final collab score:
Sex / KR

YOU FUCKERS WHO WAS IT?

And IRyS!

GOD, I LOVE KRONII SO MUCH
AAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SECRET ENDING

SECRET ENDING I LOVE MY CLOCKWIFE

>Secret ending from bed [With Kiara]

RATE
THE
STREAM
that I almost entirely missed because of work

>Kronii inserting random R-rolls into any foreign language or accent or whenever she wants to sound cool even though she can't roll her Rs
I hate her specifically for this

>>14710421
I'M SICK OF THIS KRONII ART

SHE LOVES US

>>14710154
They want to hatefuck each other?

>>14710432
10/10 MOREEEE PLEASE

RATE THE STREAM SEX

>>14710432
I kneel to kiara/10
She works wonders for kronii and I need more of it

>you're such a shy dork, aren't'cha

Sc reading on friday or sunday confirmed
>>14710432
Only 2 and a half hours but the fucking best man, had a smile all the time

Gabe calm down bro...

Now we watch Gura's archive as soon as she's done with her superchat reading to see what all she did to the bunkeronii today.

Alright anon, I'll watch kronii, stream recommendations?

>>14710432
sad that kiara receives so much hate when she is cool and want the best of hololive/10

>>14710432
KroniiLiesToUs/10
Want her to collab with Kiara the gigastacy again so she can drag her the fuck out and infodump all the shit she never talks about again

>>14710432
10/10
Kronii needs someone to force her to speak !!!!

>>14710443
SHE HATES US BUT LOVES KIARA

hey kronies, just dropping by to say your oshi has pretty succulent nipples

>>14710458
You kronies turn everything sexual

>>14710432
BASED CHICKEN MAKING KRONII OPEN UP/10

>>14710509
THIS COLLAB

>>14710550
SEX

>>14710432
I LOVE KRONII AAAAAAAAA/10
MY AMBIVALENCE TOWARDS CHIMKEN TURNED TO LIKING HER

>>14710432
Gigastacy chiggen really helped bring our clock out of her shell while dissing on her without holding back any punches, 10/10 great character development

>>14710432
KRONII WILL NEVER TOUCH DIABLO AGAIN WITHOUT KIARA AND THEREFORE WILL NEVER TOUCH DIABLO EVER AGAIN / 10

>>14710432
It was good, Kiara might be the person Kronii needs to help her get even better

KIARA AND KRONII DOUBTERS BTFO

>>14710542
t-thanks! i want to eat your oshi thighs so bad

secret ending 12-15-2021.mp3
https://files.catbox.moe/m8y6uy.mp3
superchat catchup sometime this week.

>>14710589
I really hope that doesn't happen. Fucking Chicken telling her to call her if she wants to play Diablo...

Okay but what was the final gook thing Kiara said

>>14710432
Don't care for Chicken much, but Kronii cute as always/10

I can appreciate Kiara giving Kronii some "subtle" advice on being more proactive as a chuuba at the end of the stream... just hoping Kronii took the hint.

>>14710432
Insane amounts of behind the scenes Kronii Lore/10

I loved it.

>>14710666

>>14710666
>Let's meet at the bed after this

>>14710650
>"In that case..."
Kronii's gonna speeddemon it offstream with Kiara.
Every time Kronii says "In that case..." she does something that makes this general go nuclear.

KFP here, your oshi is nice, remember to gas the antis, you're welcome to see our chickin wife if you liked her, we're going to watch Kronii too I love her MC streams

I overslept and only caught the tail end of it. Kronii was pretty stiff but Kiara seemed nice. Calling Kronii out on being a shy dork was based.
Also Kronii's chest autism was cute.

AHHHHH FUCKING FLUFF WAS THE LAST KRONIE

>>14710432
Kino/Cute

>>14710725
Kiara was really the perfect collab partner like that was so good. No one better to go to for straightforward advice than an austrian

Can someone list all the new lore we learned about Kronii?

>>14710752
Oh boy you better go back and watch. She called her out on a lot more than that. Bless the blunt ESL chimkin.

>>14710432
picrel/10

So much of her lies got exposed today

I don't really watch ol' clocks tits that much since the chicken streams so fucking much, but I like your oshi's wit.

Love Kronii, this has been a good week so far

>>14710744
Based KFP, your oshi was great I'm sorry for doubting her

I always had a feeling that Kronii was the one that felt nervous during debut, but I never thought it was real until now. I'm really happy that Kiara helped her during that. I love Kronii so much...

>>14710888
Mamaloni better draw these two pressing their boobs together

THAT MOMENT WHEN YOU REALISE THAT KRONII NEEDS A GIGA CHAD WHO CAN HELP HER OPEN UP, NOT SOME SHUT IN HIKKI NEET LIKE HER .....

>>14710858
What else do you think she's been lying about this whole time?

unity

>>14710964
GAAAAAAAAAYS

https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1471279254461689856

>>14710964
UNITY LOVE

>>14710952
GOD UUUUUOOOOOHHHHHH SEEEEEEEEEX

https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1471279254461689856
Look at her go, bouncing those tits around.
Chimkin i kneel

>>14711032
WTF I'M IN LOVEEEEE I KNEEL KIARA I FUCKING KNEEL

>>14711061
I never would have thought Kiara would be the one to make best use of Kronii's tits...

>>14711032
>>14711061
LOOK AT THOSE TITTIES SWAY SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

>If I have one advice for you as a senpai, Kronii, it would be to make your tits bigger onscreen
Can't believe chicken said this

>>14710858
What was it? The car? Or her mom? Spoonfeed me onegai

>>14711032
>>14711061
I can't stop looking. What is this

>>14711221
It generates numbers!

>Never opened up to us during solo streams
>4 streams this week
>Never told us she owned a car
>Never talked to chat
Yet even after all that I have a warm feeling in my insides...I guess her happiness is more important to me than mine.

>>14711263
no

>>14711221
chikin loves the big boobs

>>14711032
>>14711061
LOOK AT THEM GO

>>14710858
She needed it... now she can grow. Sasuga, Tenchou.

What a wonderful stream! Kronii was exceptionally extra cute too all thanks to Kiara! Kroyasumi Ourobros!

>>14711322
I'm going to jack off to Kiara today instead..

>you get to know kronii more
>but no chat interaction
sasuga monkey paw

>>14711354
dozo

>>14711280
>a NEET
>owns a car

>>14710858
AHHHHHHHH I DON'T FUCKING CARE ANYMORE. IF THIS BITCH SAID EVERYTHING SHE SAID TO US WAS A LIE I WOULD'NT FUCKING CARE.I FUCKING LOVE HER I CAN'T GET OUT.

>>14711399
Holy shit! Kronii gets to fuck that?

>>14711280
Keep in mind it was Kiara the ESL who was telling Kronii's story and said "her car"
She's said multiple times she has no license and there's not really any reason to lie about something so trivial so it was probably her mom driving her somewhere and she fell asleep in the passenger's like a 10 year old

>>14711381
I unironically self insert into the people she collabs with

>>14711453
C-Cute

>>14711453
>she has no license
FUCK OFF TOURIST.

>>14711381
I've given up entirely, I don't even say anything in chat anymore. I'll just watch Kronii...

>Kronii, solo streams
>says more than once that Timemama knows what she does and even watches her streams
>Kronii, when pressured by senpai to open up
>"I *think* she knows..."

Y'all have some trust issues lol

>>14710822
I'll list them out, but in the shittiest way possible
>Carnapping
>Ashamed of her mom finding out her secret
>Cancelled Korean ASMRs forever
>HATES us and analogue clocks
>Only knows how to shit in the mornings in German

>>14711032
>>14711061
im going to completely ignore her tits and say that her pose is very cute

>>14711523
When did she ever say her mom watches her streams? It must've been way back at the beginning or something because I never remember hearing that, and I've never missed a stream mind you.

>>14711523
>Timemama gave advices to deal with schizo paypigs

>>14711453
Even if it was the family car you would still say "your" car.
It's weird as fuck to clarify that unless it's important.

>>14710822
>Fell asleep in her car
>Manager suggested she get an analog alarm clock
>Was the first member of Council to contact Kiara before debut
Just off the top of my head, I'm sure there was more.

>>14711453
Yeah if she's lying about the license then she must be lying about the car ride at the theme park too and if that's the case then it might as well all be lies and there's no way our oshi is that much of a liar, right?

>>14711548
It's the same usual doomposters/she hates us poster every goddamned time, the rest just got used to it

>>14711523
Shy people have a tendency to say "I think so" or variations of it for no reason even when they are certain

>>14711594
>there's no way our oshi is that much of a liar, right?

>>14711568
This. I don't remember she mentioned anything about that

>>14711548
Yes just like our oshi.

>>14711523
CONFESS THY SINS KRONII AND BE BROUGHT INTO THE LIGHT BY THE PHOENIX

>Kiara teaching Kronii how to be sexy
>by seducing (You) and stealing you from Kronii
>while Kronii watches, so she can learn of course

>>14711456
i have a confession to make i just dont feel the gfe from kronii, she is more of a cute female friend that i want her to succed

Just assume everything she says are lies Kronies! So when the truth comes out it's a pleasant surprise!

>>14711553
>>14711583
>Fell asleep in her car
So she lied about not having a drivers license? What the fuck?

>>14711699
*cums on you*

>>14711699
Fuck off

>>14711620
You're right but then she went on to detail that she thinks her mom she PROBABLY knows because of how she screams all the time. If she left it at "I think" I'd agree with you, but the fact that she followed it up with a clear reason as to why she thinks her mom knows shows that she knows that her mom is not definitively aware of what she does, because she hasn't told her

I support takaronii now and will for the rest of my life I'm dying on this hill

>>14711720
She most likely fell asleep in the passenger seat like a child

>>14711759
Cute!

>>14711126
She really knows what men like...

>>14711759
I fall asleep in the passenger side all the time...
Oh, and when I get a haircut at the barber's..

>>14711759
She is a child. An overgrown one.

>>14711785
Kiara's a lesbian who relates to mens needs!

>>14711720
Do sleeping in the car have something to do with having drive license ?

>>14711666
>Getting seduced by the chiken
honestly, not interested.

>>14711799
What the, are you me?

>>14710955
I told that to someone in the last thread

>>14711799
Are you me?

>>14711756
takaronii > timerys/kromei/krofau/kroreine

>>14711848
>Getting seduced by the chiken
>honestly, interested.

>>14711830
I wouldn't expect a third-worlder to know about these things.

>>14711814
She's just like me...

>>14711888
Based crazy-8s

>>14711882
based

>>14711759
She's so cute...

>>14711882
kromeifags btfo by the superior holobird

>>14711848
You don't want to pound Kiara's trash compactor ass? You don't want to shut her up from her annoying voice by throatfucking her? Gayronie...

>>14711759
Taking care of Kronii, covering her in a blankie as she sleeps in the passenger seat...
Gently moving one of her bangs off her face and stroking her cheek...
Princess carrying her out of the car to her bed and tucking her in...

I hate Kiara so I didn't watch this.

>>14711983
let hatred takes over love for Kronii ....

>extremely good collab with IRyS (and reine)
>extremely good collab with Kiara
On one hand, it's a little sad her best collab partners are people not in council, but regardless I'm happy she's finding people who can break her out of her shell, she's such a good bullying/teasing target

>>14711828
UUUUOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>14711980
AAAAIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE

>>14711983
>letting your hatred outweigh your love for Kronii
Fag

>>14711983
You missed out alot and thats good, clearly a hateful irrational goblin like you doesn't deserve the kino experience

>>14711870
>>14711878
we are?

>>14711830
If it's your car, why wouldn't you have a license?

You know? I will start downloading Kiara lewds en masse. Thanks, Kiara.

>>14711882
Pathetic how this general tries to cope by pushing inferior ships.

>>14711980
Crashing the car and killing the both of you because you took your eyes off the road to look at her sleeping face in what were unknowingly your last moments...

>>14712088
RIP

>>14712088
Coping already lmao

Bros, imagine how burning hot her cunt is. Having sex with Kiara must be a risk of heatstroke...

>>14712088
ror
rmao

>>14711983
Good. Faggots like you don't deserve the kino.

>>14712178
h-hot?

So, what is she going to do tomorrow? Just talk randomly? I thought she was going to combine the zatsudan with the sc reading. If she's actually doing a guerrilla sc reading then that means she really loves us...

I can sympathize my parasocialroniies, but you should also be celebrating. You might not believe this but Kiara and Mori were awkward as fuck with their fanbases in the beginning but now are going all kissyface. Just be patient. Your loyalty will be rewarded in time.

>>14712178
I wish there was more porn of her in her Sparks outfit...

>>14712178
Imagine the burning pubes

>>14712268
She will open up with us tomorrow, right?
She will talk about her childhood food, her current diet, etc. right?

>>14712293
shut up gabe i hate you

I wish Kronii would stop making a habit out of frontloading her schedule with back-to-back collabs. I wouldn't mind it if she could actually handle more than one stimuli at a time and interact with chat at least a little bit during her collabs, but instead it always ends up being something like this because they're usually clumped together instead of spread out:
>Break day(s) at the end of the week/beginning of next week
>2 collabs at the start of next week's schedule
>Kronii doesn't interact with her chat for multiple days until the later half of the week

>>14712293
but did they ever lie about being able to drive

You are all so fucking delusional

>>14712293
You sound like a veteran for this gabe...

>>14712293
This guy speaks the truth. In fact, Mori had a rough patch of being distant from her fans for a while. Now look at her. Wgmi

>>14712293
This Gosling is right, things between KFP and Kiara were not that good since Kiara had trust issue, i think it wasn't until the Jenma Deparment Arc and the Ban Channel arc until she went full parasocial with us, you have to keep cracking her until she give up, do content, memes, make her feel secure with you guys and gas the fucking antis

>>14712178
Imagine Kiara filling you with her red hot cum as she makes you her bitch, wouldn’t that be embarrassing? Especially in front of Kronii, what would she think if she caught you cleaning up the Phoenix’s cum after a hot mating session?

>>14712349
hasn't this only happened like two times though

>>14712293
ゴズリング poster, please, I need the complete ゴズリング collection

>>14712293
gosling-sama....

>>14712329

>>14712349
We're getting secret endings at least. Isn't her talking to (You) for less than a minute enough for you?

>>14712367
True, I was watching mori for the first time in a while the other day and when I joined she was talking about her parents divorcing so I guess things really do change

>>14712360
welcome to /infinity/, touristoronii#364

>>14712377
Sekkusu...
Kiara's boiling hot cum

>>14711983
Sucks for you I guess lol

>>14712437

Just stopping by to say your oshi has been really cute lately and I want to grab her boobs.

>>14712349
every week it's going to be
>SEXXXXXXX collab with IRyS or something that makes us Takeshi
>solo stream that makes us gosling 2 days later
>an entire weekend of us stewing in menhera misery without Kronii

>>14712053
>>14712059
I will never willingly watch Kiara. Or give any kind of support to anyone who collabs with her. Seriously considering sending a superchat asking Kronii not to do it again.

I've already been winning this week. :)

>>14712480
i hope takaronii becomes the gold standard of collabs just to spite you

>>14712480
Say hi to Tokyo for me. Or are you on Haatonchama's server instead?

>>14712480
I can't believe I respect gabe more than you now
>>14712490
HI KRONII, I LOVE YOU

>>14712480
Make sure its a maxxed out akasupa

>>14712437
>her parents divorcing
... wow that ...
I stopped watching other holos since Kronii, i think i should catch up with others ...

chicken passing through here. your oshi is good

>>14712458
thanks bro

>>14712390
https://mega.nz/folder/348h3YBY#ELbsxjCP02klrvd_xhdJJw

>>14712532
yeah alright samefag

>>14712369
Gassing the fucking antis is important too

>>14712458
Kroni is always cute.

>>14712539
Me too..

>>14712560
?

>>14712369
>Ban Channel arc
wasn't that like a month in

>>14712437
When will Kronii tell us her parents are divorcing...

>>14712559
huh damn, nice edits gabe

>>14712480
Fuck off. We love Kiara and support BLM here, chud

Kfp here Your Oshi was Incredibly Cute i Didnt know she could talk that much 10/10 collab pls do again

>>14712480
>I will never willingly... give any kind of support to anyone who collabs with her.
>Seriously considering sending a superchat asking Kronii
Anon?

>>14712539
Yeah, she mentioned how she was lucky because her parents are still on good terms and both support her even though they separated. I doubt we'll ever get to this point with Kronii but hey who knows

>>14712619
Shut the fuck up

>>14712628
Nice falseflag, egghead.

If KFP don't leave I'm gonna post more of THIS

>>14712679
DON'T KILL HER

>>14712679
I welcome KFP, if they're nice who cares. You're a faggot

>>14712679
*ENTER KFP*

>>14712619
They're already divorced
She's never mentioned her dad

>>14712679
Too late, kronie
/infinity/ is already becoming like bunkeronii...

>>14712619
you're really raring to post that pic, huh?

>>14712178
>quicky hidden public sex with Kiara in her microskirt
>holy shit she's burning hot
>literal steam forming around you too
>cum inside of her
>she squats to let it out while sucking you off
>your cum leaks out with an audible sizzle

>>14712596
November/December 2020

>>14712645
>>14712743
just report him for avatarfagging

>>14712679
How many have you killed?

>>14712324
>Kiara
>Pubes
Anon, I...

>>14712699
Reddit attitude.

>>14712749
UUOOOOOOOHHHHHH SEEEEEEEEEX

>>14712794
Too many...

>>14712324
Kiara is lasered everywhere, she has no pubes

>>14712816
D-did she confirm she's shaved?

>>14712908
No, she talked about getting her leg hair, armpit hair, and "other areas" hair permanently lasered off.

>>14712908
>shaved
ohnonono

>>14712908
anonchama...your roommate reps...

>>14712891
Y-You don't think Kronii's lasered too right?

>>14712934
lol, its not even roommate reps since she talked about it on stream

>>14712936
why the fuck would kronii be lasered, she doesnt even trim her nails

>>14712971
She's lied too much...

>>14712936
kronii is equal parts filthy and unwashed

DISCORD SEX
https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1471291021724106756

>>14713009
https://litter.catbox.moe/8piiwl.mp3

>>14713038
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>14713029
Cute!

>>14713029
>Kiara giving Kronii the senpai talk to get her shit together

>>14712891
>>14712816
That's actually pretty hot itself

>>14713029
If Kronii becomes a numfag, i will be disappointed

Bunkeronii securityronii report on Gura's break in.
>She brute forced her way in by digging up the entrance revealing a flaw in the obsidian design where you can dig through on the first layer next to the scaffolding.
>Mumei's foxes no longer trying to summon satan.
>Gura caused many of Mumei's foxes to crush themselves to death by causing them all to flee into a corner away from her.
>She then swiped some supplies from storage and wrote her own fan fic for Reine
>Failed to properly cover the enterance to bunkeronii because she got attacked my llamas.

>>14713078
>"Kronii you stupid whore are you just gonna let HoloX pass you like this?"
>"You have a responsibility you dumb gook, you need to get your shit together. Stop being such a flake. Your potential Kronii. YOUR FUCKING POTENTIAL.
>"Your own thread on 4chan shits on you Kronii! Imagine that! My split loves me! Mori split loves her! Your's is the only one that writes fics wishing for your suicide!"
>"COME ON KRONII JUST TRY WORKING HARD FOR ONCE IN YOUR LIFE!"

>>14712178
>eating Kiara out
>squirts on your face
>3rd degree burns

>>14713211
>Kiara was potentialschizo all along

>>14713212
AHHHHHHHHHH

>>14711799
what the god damn fuck are you people narcoleptic

>>14713167
Kronii would never do that.

>>14713180
Kronii always talks about fortifying the bunker to keep people from fucking it up but she never will, half because she actually enjoys having people around and half because she's afraid they would hate her for it.

>>14713211
All this while locking her legs around Kronii's head, as the clock struggles to breathe while eating Tenchou out

>>14713180
I wonder if Gura watched the guerilla minecraft felt left out of the fun

>>14713211
Sounds like what potentialschizo would say

>>14713211
KIARA ROUGHLY DOMMING AND DEGRADING KRONII AAAAAAAAAAAA SEEEEEXXXXXXX

>>14711799
Holy fuck I can never do that. I get fucking anxious when at the barbers. I always end up thinking the barber would slit my throat if I exposed my neck

>>14713306
Unlike potentialschizo, I'd fuck Kiara.

>>14713417
This nigga watched Sweeney Todd as a kid and never forgot

>>14713401
I'll try to write something later, maybe..

>>14713265
Nta but I want her to be a little more selfish...

>>14713417
is that a common occurrence where you live?

>Kiara's orcschizo turns out to be a cute girl
>Kronii's potentialschizo turns out to be a cute girl

>>14713401
Why not gentle femdom where Kiara lovingly tells Kronii she is doing a good job but while still being firmly in charge?

>>14713417
anon...

>>14713502
Ooooh. I look forward to it
>>14713569
That sounds really good too... Imagine Kiara giving aftercare, I bet she's the warmest cuddlebug in the world...

>>14713538
potentialschizo is a needy man.

Stop ego boosting that faggot potentialschizo

Writefags...doko...come back...except Gabe

>>14713417
Makes sense, they have a fucking sharp implement right at your most vital weakpoints, you'd have to be a fool to keep your eyes closed
t. barber napper

>Kronii's manager telling her to get an actual alarm clock.
>Kiara going out of her way to clarify for chat that Kronii was on time for the stream after she "heard rumors about Kronii never being on time."
>Kiara saying she'll wake Kronii up because "no one else does."
AAAAAAAA GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER YOU LAUGHINGSTOCK HOW HARD IS IT TO SLEEP AT TWELVE AND WAKE AT NINE FIX YOUR HABITS AND DRAG YOUR ASS OUT OF BED

Kiara teaching Kronii how to love her fans by having a bunch of Kronies gangbang the warden of time, while Tenchou watches and gives directions... and sucks off every Kronie after a creampie.

wait why would kronii take a nap in her car before the stream
why wouldn't she just sleep in her bed

>>14713718
UUUUUOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH

>>14713732
She's homeless...her mother found out...

>>14713732
Depressed losers have the best sleep away from bed.

>>14713732
The car is cozy, preasu andastando

>>14713732
Her mom drove her to the orthodontist

>>14713770
as a depressed loser this feels inaccurate

>>14713615
>I bet she's the warmest cuddlebug in the world
Definitely, consider how she cuddles with her cats constantly.

>>14713752
That's why she took a break? Now she's back home with mommy?

>>14713770
as a depressed loser this feels accurate

>>14713690
NO
I HATE NAMERONII
I HATE FLUFF

>>14713788
As the depressed losers who wrote it, it happens to me all the time
>sleepy all day, every day
>pass out in the car whenever I'm not driving
>pass out when getting a haircut
>take a nap on the floor instead of watch streams
>pass out on the toilet
>finally take a bath and go to bed
>sleepy as fuck
>can't sleep

>>14713773
this. on a cold wintery day, having the heater on while wearing a decently thick winter coat gives a comfortable feeling that you can't help but sleep in the car, especially when the surrounding is quiet.

>>14713029
>"surely the constant flirting and dyke energy was just for show right?"
>had off-stream discord sex right after
What timeline did we crash into that this pairing happens

>Kronii, in full confidence, telling Kiara all that shit she'd never tell us
>Kiara just casually dumping thing after thing after thing throughout the whole stream
Kronii is scarred for life she was probably sweating her ass off more than she'll be with those noodle tomorrow

>>14713718
That's like that one fic from ages ago where the Kronies fuck a timestopped Kronii at a convention...

>>14712349
Don't be clingy

>>14713732
Sleeping in a car can be deceptively easy. Almost killed my entire family while on the wheel because I was too comfy.

>>14713898
Yes, but in this one she's fully conscious and not timestopped, and never consented but it too scared of disappointing her senpai.

>>14713788
>>14713829
>>14713871
I don't know who to fucking believe

>>14713889
>Kronii never collabs with Kiara again because the chicken is a snitch

>>14713918
>Noncon
I haven't written noncon yet..

>>14713913
cute sleepy kronie

>>14713930
Believe in Kronii!!!

>>14713947
What about dubcon? She isn't saying no or struggling, but is clearly uncomfortable. At least, at first, if you want her to enjoy it by the end.

>>14713887
the best one

Do you have your noodles ready for tomorrow?

This is actually what happened:
>Kiara said "her car" because Kronii is embarrassed of being driven around by her mom
>She omitted that detail because she never expected it to leave DMs and trusted Kiara to not just blurt it out to her chat who all know she doesn't have a license

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZiG3yzJPPg

>>14714074
Do you think Kronii sheepishly asks her mom to take her to McDonald's (or whatever the Canadian equivalent is)

>>14714099
She's just like us...

>>14713615
>That sounds really good too... Imagine Kiara giving aftercare, I bet she's the warmest cuddlebug in the world...
I believe that

>>14714099
Fucking gold man

>>14714074
The story still doesn't make sense because Kronii is normally asleep during those hours anyway. Did she have extremely urgent errands to run today? Does she sleep in her car every day?

>>14714074
>Stuck living with parents
>Probably around or more than Kronii's age
>Embarrassed whenever they do simple shit for me
I can believe this.

>>14714099
>Kronii thinking she's cool deflecting that line with the fridge line
>Kiara hits her with the surprise specification of breast milk in korean
Lmao

>>14714127
>>14713813
bro dont make me gosling for kiara...

>>14710359
how was collab?

>>14714206
sex

>>14714206
SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXX

>>14714206
Really good, they got some progress done and taught each other how to ask for sex

>>14714147
>Kronii is normally asleep during those hours anyway
Follow along retard; her mom woke her ass up and drove her somewhere. It's more likely that Kronii lied once to Kiara about explicitly owning a car ("her car") than having a license, which is trivial information to lie about by comparison and she has stated multiple times.

>>14714206
2 dykes flirting non-stop while competing over D2 loot like greedy jews

Why are you making so much assumptions? Kronii's mom driving her around?
JUST ACCEPT THAT SHE LIES

Kiara was a treat today's collab.

>Collab ended
>They still talked for over an hour despite it being 2am for Kiara
THEY ARE

>>14714243
Ouro's a legbeard.

I want to take Kronii for drives and watch her fall asleep every single time

>>14714206
the jannies wish to censor me and my controversial ideas

Is Kronii the fuckpet of Holobirds?

>>14714279
Don't talk shit about my daughter you fucking waste of air. That's my job.

>>14714310
an insider?

>>14714279
Which is more likely
>Kronii fibbed once to Kiara in private because she's embarrassed about being driven places by her mom because she has no license
Or
>Kronii lies publicly multiple times about not having a license because ???

>>14714335
If by insider you mean reading tweets then yes

Impossible...

>>14714115
Non anon. She's an adult.
She takes the bus.

>>14714338
>Kronii lies publicly multiple times about not having a license because ???
I choose to believe this...the thought of Kronii being driven by her mom is too cute for me to process and makes my parasocial mental illness even worse

>TALKING OFFSTREAM
WHY DOES SHE HATE US

>>14714315
Imagine giving Hikkironi a bath and grooming her properly, trimming her hair and shaving her body hair so she'd be more feminine... The whole time she's a blushing mess and says it's pointless to make her look pretty since she'll always be gross and ugly, but you shush and and keep going... And when she sees herself all nice and clean and girly, she gets flustered and pecks you on the cheek... Not realizing you're going to fuck her gigastacy friend Kiara behind her back

>>14714356
I hope they scheduled another collab

>collab was fine
>we learn things about kronii
>kronies still go menhera

>>14714177

does kiara know korean at a decent level? i know shes got 3 languages pretty down pat already

Member post?

>>14714376
I doubt Kronii has ever ridden a public bus in her life. She's probably too anxious to even figure out how buslines work.

check your member posts

>>14714446
Menhera general

>>14714452
No, she did one duolingo stream and then completely dropped the language after that

>>14714453
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>SHE FEELS GUILTY AFTER THE SCUFF YESTERDAY

>>14714376
>kronii not making sure in advance that she can make breakfast before her early collab
>takes the bus to get fast food
>falls asleep on the bus
>tells kiara it was her car because she was embarrassed about not being able to drive

>>14714464
UUOOOOOOOOOOO

>>14711799
Try and fall asleep while getting dental work to go next level

>>14714338
Kronii told Kiara things offhand not really thinking she'd tell them to everyone and tells lies to her Kroniis because who the fuck will know? Kiara saying that caught her by surprise.

>>14714497
it's supposed to be for kromies :(

Kronii is a liar

IT'S HAPPENING

>>14714457
Kronii is autistic, she loves public transportation.

Wow she's actually going to do another stream today

>Feeling like
You lied to me once. I'm not gonna listen to you a second time Kronii

>>14714452
No, she only did a DuoLingo stream once where to be fair she actually put effort into remembering the moonrunes. That and regularly translating gook SCs. I feel like she could actually learn the language quickly if she wasn't so lazy.

>>14714514
This, plus what >>14711523 and >14711755 said

>>14714521
stfu and enjoy her being happy ..... for once....

KIARA GAVE HER THE CONFIDENCE

>>14714521
as a kromie I am thankful to receive the announcement in this thread because I don't get youtube notifications

I guess Kiara gave her some motivation to stream

>>14714604
She loves her friends but she hates us...

>>14714561
Imagine if she ends up NOT doing it today

Discord sex with Kiara made Kronii cum so hard, she's now relaxed enough to do a karaoke

>>14714645
Kiara's phoenix cock?

>>14714604
she said she wanted to do a karaoke since last week, but new perms fuck her, i believe they got the weird instrumentals like the mumei karaoke from yesterday

fuck I need to speedrun the collab VOD now so that I'm caught up for karaoke

Kronii is in a good mood because she had a great time with her friend Kiara today!

>>14714497
>We could get 2 streams in 1 day
>If only she'd wake the fuck up a normal-ish hour like today
>>14714514
Sure, but you fail to reason *why* she would lie about having a license. It's more believable that she *would* have one; most adults in North America do. Given everything we know about her, there does not seem to be any reason for her to lie about owning a car license, and anyone has yet to put forth a good reason.

>>14714667
Imagine the heat of her cum

Discord sex made Kronii numberfag which is what's causing the karaoke... What the hell happens during discord sex

I'm a wizard from the future, mark down 8pm PST.

>>14714715
Would it burn Kronii's womb though?

>>14714690
>there does not seem to be any reason for her to lie about owning a car license
she doesn't want us to know that she's a top

They need to use an app now, right?
I remember Moomers mentioning something about it in last night's unarchived karaoke

>>14714747
Kiara hypnosis sex.
>You will show your boobs on stream
>You will be sweet and caring towards your viewers
>You will sing for them and you will appreciate their support
>You may cum now

>>14714497
stop reading the threads kronii

>>14714191
But I'm KFP...

>>14714800
That's a really weird time for her to stream anon I don't know what gave you that idea it's a pretty bad prediction

>>14714457
You must have never left the house or not have social anxiety.
Public transportation involves zero person interaction.
Much better than cabs or some shit and they try to talk to you.

>>14714690
Why not? It's a small white lie and doesn't really affect anything in her mind. Plus she knows how crazed schizo SEAniggers are, better not to tell people the truth ALL the time lest they try and doxx her. JPs were able to tell Aqua's hairdryer from less than 30 seconds of audio, Shion's perfume from her listing the fragrances, Nene's pantsu from a terrible drawing, Lamy's alcohol from another terrible drawing etc. Any detail you give out is potential for some nutjob to track you down, and Kronii is more paranoid than most people to begin with.

>>14714811
Yeah there's a UK app they gotta get the specific instrumentals from and then there's some Jap site they gotta look it up on to see if it's okay

>>14714802
Probably an intense warmth, but nothing dangerous. Will take some getting used to

>>14714817
I though the fans were supposed to save their menhera oshis. Why is Kiara saving the kronies

Kronies
>Send multiple akas trying to correct Kronii's behavior
>Nothing
Kiara
>Fucks Kronii like the bitch she is
>Does guerilla streams

>>14714861
Hopefully manager or someone tells her about it cause otherwise she's gonna have a breakdown during the stream

>>14714876
Kiara is a kronie

>>14714803
You have it the other way around. Kronii has been presenting herself as a top since debut but has failed horribly since. She's a bottom who tries to look like a top

>>14714859
>Zero person interaction
She'll be assblasted when she has to hand the driver exact change and say "thank you"

>>14714883
So you're saying we need to send abusive Akasupas like that one Minecraft one to get stuff out of her.

>>14714667
Kiara said phoenixes reproduce by rubbing together really fast... so tribadism is more likely.

>>14714883
>>14714917
Kronii only comes out of her shell when she's treated like garbage...

>>14714858
That is the behavior of a pathological liar.

>Kiara notices that their mercenaries are opposite gender
>suggests they should be a couple
I thought Kiara was /u/

>>14714917
You don't need to be abusive...someone suggested her to host more collabs and we got more collabs

>>14714883
Kiara is a no shit Hololive fan and you can always count on her to ask the question you really wanted to ask or push for the thing you really wanted to push for. She's better than that hugbox Reddit and won't just blindly accept things, but actively push for them.

>3D models
>Calling out Cover for shitty merch
>Calling out Cover for lack of permissions
>Calling out Omega for being a Vtweeter
>Asking the Holos questions nobody else would dare

>>14714883
based bird , i cant believe i´m saying this but i think i hate her a bit less now

>>14714974
Kiara is a takeshi, she just wants sex

>>14714974
Kiara is sexsexual. As much as possible, she personally leans towards women on women but will seek cock if given a choice between only men or no sex.

>>14714948
It's really not. It's less of a lie than most men do about their height. Or women do about their weight. If Kiara hadn't said anything you'd never be the wiser and overall it doesn't affect anything.

>>14714980
Kayfabe dictates she be /u/ but her straightness sometimes comes out and it's hot since it's rare

>>14714931
Hot

>>14715040
Kiara's [spoile]roommate is[/spoiler] bi for sure. I don't think she's straight pretending to be otherwise.

>>14715085
heh

>>14715085
good job

>>14715085
kiara is the most believable lesbian in holo EN IMO

>>14715040
Kiara's roommate is bi for sure. I don't think she's straight pretending to be otherwise.

>>14714944
>>14714917

This is false, Kronii came out of her shell because Kiara, while persistent and aggressive, was funny and kind to her and Kronii genuinely had a good time. If you cannot tell this, you are autistic or a schizo SEAnigger or both. Bants between friends are not like angry entitled supachats at all. That's like saying that Suisei was mean to Aqua or that Coco was mean to Kanata.

>>14715085
abayo

>>14714980
>I'll think about it

>>14715132
Then why did angry entitled superchats work in the past where coddling and yes manning didn't?

>>14715190
They never did, you're just mentally fucking ill and need to take your meds.

I'm glad she's doing a guerilla karaoke
I could use a stream with less Kiara

>>14715132
>Suisei was mean to Aqua or that Coco was mean to Kanata
But these are true

Kiara loves us...

>>14715132
You're not gonna get through to them, Anon. They'll never accept that their parasocial relationship with Kronii will never be on the same level as the actual relationships she has with other holos.

I think a lot of Kronii's reservations come from living with her mom. She's doesn't want yabe her mom since it's clear that their paper thin walls don't hide much.

>>14715221
>he doesn't remember the Minecraft schizo arc
>he doesn't remember countless yes men coddling Kronii and getting nothing but "I'll think about it" ad infinitum
>he doesn't remember the globaltark akasupa that Kronii called salty but caused her to finally admit she just wants to play offstream

>>14714497
>hm...
So that's a no

>>14715322
>Shrieks like a banshee

>>14715324
This.

>>14715260
You are beyond help.

>>14715324
>but caused her to finally admit she just wants to play offstream
why do you people always just grossly simplify it like that

>>14715324
Oh yeah and all that lead to her decreasing Minecraft streams and decreasing streams to the point where she took a 4 break week. That didn't do shit. She's still not where she should be at, so clearly all your angry supachats didn't work either.

>>14715324
Pretty much. Kronii avoids confrontation and is indecisive so the only way to actually get anything out of her is to put her directly on the spot about it. If you dance around the subject she'll just dance around it with you.

>>14715426
I'm not about to write an essay for a retard who can't even remember a stream from just a few months ago.

>>14715324
For all the trouble we went through with the minecraft schizo arc, all that was accomplished was Kronii abandoning the game for weeks to make the schizos fuck off. If you think for a moment she's going to take actual advice from supas, you're dead wrong, she is and has always been getting it from her senpais.

>>14715478
wait do you actually think its the superchats that made her take all those breaks?

>>14715478
>She's still not where she should be at,
Holy shit, potentialschizo.
>>14715492
So she won't get advice from soft handed yes men OR from entitled schizos. Great. at least one of them will get her to be honest.

>>14715492
You do realize we can't 'Bants between friends' with Kronii so we're going to have to work with what we get.

are we in another loop again, jfc